Post by Ashton Thomas on Aug 16, 2022 20:21:40 GMT -5
The land of make believe I always thought wasn't real, I always thought it was just that make believe... What the fuck is going on in this business these days. A house in Eden, Texas 100 acres? Sounds like the cesspool I put on the market not so far back, this guy didn't actually buy it did he... I guess one thing always rings true often imitated never duplicated
***Ashton Thomas scratches his head trying to draw up some sort of memory, the previous night was filled with partying, women, and drinking***
Eden, Texas... Eden, Texas why does that ring a bell so loud it's giving me a headache who the fuck would want to live in a hell hole like Eden, Texas... The Garden of Eden, Texas is watered with the piss from my drunken binge nights, it wreaks like cow shit and shame not good shame either I know good shame, its ridden with bad shame the type of shame like when your mother catches you taking peeks at the neighbor. Yuck... brings a bad taste to my mouth just thinking of that place, makes me want to drink just to forget ever owning property their Midland is so much better and even that is a far throw from Hollywood, California.
***Ashton Thomas opens the drivers side door to his 2022 Lamborghini Huracan Evo, pushes the button to start the car and revs up the engine beginning to drive down his long drive way towards the road***
I can't understand this guys name is Odin is he like a god? A want to be god? Cosplayer, I'll never understand what cesspool have I landed it, why has this become my life floating around with the rest of the shit in this company... what did I do to deserve this I'm great why was I placed here, God I promise to stop being a dickhead if you help me out here
***Ashton Thomas snickers slamming on the breaks almost going through a red light***
Okay, Okay that last bit was a lie... it's way too much fun but for real Odin is like a gods name isn't it, I was never good in school I was told I'd never amount to anything, now the principle is my maid. This guy seems like any other ordinary piece of garbage that for the next 10 minutes calls this dump home. I'm so lost it makes my stomach hurt I just can't wrap my head around it
***Ashton Thomas pulls up to a storm front gets out of the car and takes a deep breathe***
Ahh smells like good shame, I wonder what kind of alcohol they have in this place sounds cheap.
***Ashton Thomas points to a store sign that reads Odin's Godly Wine and Spirits***
I wonder if it's the same god... uhh I mean guy I can't think straight.... I guess lets see what they have it can't be horrible right? Vodka? Rum? Where's the whisky... they must keep the good stuff behind the counter. Hello sir I'll take the biggest bottle of your most expensive Texas Whisky no cheap stuff please.
***The store clerk puts a big bottle of whisky that reads "Eden's Finest" and smiles***
What is this "Eden's Finest"? made in Eden, Texas... What the fuck is going on today, Am I drunk already is this like a fever dream what is it with this Eden shit today enough. Buddy that's piss water anything else I just want something to drink, just give me some of the Tennessee stuff it will have to do. All this Eden, Odin, God stuff is all have to be a coincidence maybe its just return match jitters... Ashton come on you've been here before not in this company but you've done this for years... I have to snap out of it, a nice soak in the hot tub some whisky and a nice cigar should do the trick it's been a long day.
***Ashton Thomas gets back in the Lamborghini and begins to drive home***
I just have to get home and get ready for some leisure, recreation, and relaxation I just have to take my mind off things for awhile, I got this in the bag I'm Ashton Thomas the ladies want me and the guys want to be me, everything is going to be okay I just have to calm down at least until the match then I can show this company what it's future actually looks like, I'm going to right this ship and stop it from sinking. I promise myself I will be known as THE ASSHOLE in this company.
***Ashton Thomas pulls into the drive way, parks the car in the garage and gets ready to soak in the hot tub, lights a cigar take a sip of whisky and lets out a relaxing sigh of relief***
***Ashton Thomas scratches his head trying to draw up some sort of memory, the previous night was filled with partying, women, and drinking***
Eden, Texas... Eden, Texas why does that ring a bell so loud it's giving me a headache who the fuck would want to live in a hell hole like Eden, Texas... The Garden of Eden, Texas is watered with the piss from my drunken binge nights, it wreaks like cow shit and shame not good shame either I know good shame, its ridden with bad shame the type of shame like when your mother catches you taking peeks at the neighbor. Yuck... brings a bad taste to my mouth just thinking of that place, makes me want to drink just to forget ever owning property their Midland is so much better and even that is a far throw from Hollywood, California.
***Ashton Thomas opens the drivers side door to his 2022 Lamborghini Huracan Evo, pushes the button to start the car and revs up the engine beginning to drive down his long drive way towards the road***
I can't understand this guys name is Odin is he like a god? A want to be god? Cosplayer, I'll never understand what cesspool have I landed it, why has this become my life floating around with the rest of the shit in this company... what did I do to deserve this I'm great why was I placed here, God I promise to stop being a dickhead if you help me out here
***Ashton Thomas snickers slamming on the breaks almost going through a red light***
Okay, Okay that last bit was a lie... it's way too much fun but for real Odin is like a gods name isn't it, I was never good in school I was told I'd never amount to anything, now the principle is my maid. This guy seems like any other ordinary piece of garbage that for the next 10 minutes calls this dump home. I'm so lost it makes my stomach hurt I just can't wrap my head around it
***Ashton Thomas pulls up to a storm front gets out of the car and takes a deep breathe***
Ahh smells like good shame, I wonder what kind of alcohol they have in this place sounds cheap.
***Ashton Thomas points to a store sign that reads Odin's Godly Wine and Spirits***
I wonder if it's the same god... uhh I mean guy I can't think straight.... I guess lets see what they have it can't be horrible right? Vodka? Rum? Where's the whisky... they must keep the good stuff behind the counter. Hello sir I'll take the biggest bottle of your most expensive Texas Whisky no cheap stuff please.
***The store clerk puts a big bottle of whisky that reads "Eden's Finest" and smiles***
What is this "Eden's Finest"? made in Eden, Texas... What the fuck is going on today, Am I drunk already is this like a fever dream what is it with this Eden shit today enough. Buddy that's piss water anything else I just want something to drink, just give me some of the Tennessee stuff it will have to do. All this Eden, Odin, God stuff is all have to be a coincidence maybe its just return match jitters... Ashton come on you've been here before not in this company but you've done this for years... I have to snap out of it, a nice soak in the hot tub some whisky and a nice cigar should do the trick it's been a long day.
***Ashton Thomas gets back in the Lamborghini and begins to drive home***
I just have to get home and get ready for some leisure, recreation, and relaxation I just have to take my mind off things for awhile, I got this in the bag I'm Ashton Thomas the ladies want me and the guys want to be me, everything is going to be okay I just have to calm down at least until the match then I can show this company what it's future actually looks like, I'm going to right this ship and stop it from sinking. I promise myself I will be known as THE ASSHOLE in this company.
***Ashton Thomas pulls into the drive way, parks the car in the garage and gets ready to soak in the hot tub, lights a cigar take a sip of whisky and lets out a relaxing sigh of relief***
