Post by Roman Gunn on Aug 9, 2022 18:15:08 GMT -5
Roman and Tobias Hoffman stand in front of a camera in the middle of his big house. They stand stoic and still until Roman slowly extends his left hand out, opening his palm. Tobias smiles and puts his special glove into his hand. Roman holds onto it tightly.
Roman Gunn: Void, Void, Void. Lets be real, on Clash when we meet, business is going to pick up. That means for me, life is good. Life is so damn good. As long as God wakes me up, I can handle anything. I woke up in the house, went to the private gym, got my work out in, got on the private jet, got right here ready to work and let me tell you Void, you're going to get that work on Clash!
By the way, I'm so proud of my cousins, Tuma and Von who won their debut match and will continue winning because they're my family and they are FAMILY BUSINESS. Make no mistake, Void, I'm the greatest of all time, I'm the goat, I smashed Bobby Rage and John Blade at Evolution five and pinned them both at the same time, so Void you don't threaten me. You don't scare me. From where I stand, from where I see you, you're a nothing to me. You're not even a strong breeze. You're not the wind, little man. You can put your mask back on, you can start speaking in tongue, you can speak backwards but you're not going to scare me on Clash dude. You're not a problem. I'm not sweating you!
Tobias just smiles but he seems to be thinking about something and Roman notices this but continues.
Roman Gunn: You're slipping, and unlike Painkillers, and Thon Maker .. ugh, Thon, what a waste of bone marrow, but unlike them, I stand tall, I stand as a winner, I'm a CHAMPION. I'm the Grand Poobah, I'm the Chief, I'm not the head of the table, I AM THE TABLE. I'm the kitchen, the food, and the frame holding the damn mansion up because whether you like it or not, Clash without me is just a sad, lifeless show. You see, Void, I'm going to beat your ass on Clash, put you down for the three, make you go night night and then when I'm done with you, I'm going to take care of that big, tall, lanky bitch Thon Maker who doesn't need to be taking up a spot on this roster at all. That's how I'm going to handle my business.. my Family's Business.
Roman just nods as Tobias ahems a few times.
Roman Gunn: If you got something to say, Representative, then by all means.
Tobias looks at Roman and then at the camera.
Tobias Hoffman: I'm nervous. I have a weak stomach right now because I don't feel well. I have stress, I'm anxious and do you know why? Because we have a problem. Action Wrestling does not respect my client Roman Gunn and that's a problem. When the roster of Action Wrestling is cornered, they come out swinging, they're uncaged animals and Family Business has their back against the wall. The roster has us facing all odds. I'm scared, I'm scared cause what has to happen now is that Roman Gunn is going to go savage! We're going to see Roman Gunn get violent! We're going to see Roman SMASH the rest of the AW roster because putting Chris Page down for three seconds to gain the CBS Championship, so Roman Gunn is going to show up on Monday on Clash and put together a performance we've never seen before! The most dangerous, the most savage, the most violent, the goat of all goats Roman is going to show up and destroy and dismantle Void in front of the whole god damn world! That's what I'm scared of. Because there is no stopping you, now.. sir.
Roman nods and then looks at the camera and just smiles. The scene slowly fades as Tobias steps back next to Roman.
Roman Gunn: Void, Void, Void. Lets be real, on Clash when we meet, business is going to pick up. That means for me, life is good. Life is so damn good. As long as God wakes me up, I can handle anything. I woke up in the house, went to the private gym, got my work out in, got on the private jet, got right here ready to work and let me tell you Void, you're going to get that work on Clash!
By the way, I'm so proud of my cousins, Tuma and Von who won their debut match and will continue winning because they're my family and they are FAMILY BUSINESS. Make no mistake, Void, I'm the greatest of all time, I'm the goat, I smashed Bobby Rage and John Blade at Evolution five and pinned them both at the same time, so Void you don't threaten me. You don't scare me. From where I stand, from where I see you, you're a nothing to me. You're not even a strong breeze. You're not the wind, little man. You can put your mask back on, you can start speaking in tongue, you can speak backwards but you're not going to scare me on Clash dude. You're not a problem. I'm not sweating you!
Tobias just smiles but he seems to be thinking about something and Roman notices this but continues.
Roman Gunn: You're slipping, and unlike Painkillers, and Thon Maker .. ugh, Thon, what a waste of bone marrow, but unlike them, I stand tall, I stand as a winner, I'm a CHAMPION. I'm the Grand Poobah, I'm the Chief, I'm not the head of the table, I AM THE TABLE. I'm the kitchen, the food, and the frame holding the damn mansion up because whether you like it or not, Clash without me is just a sad, lifeless show. You see, Void, I'm going to beat your ass on Clash, put you down for the three, make you go night night and then when I'm done with you, I'm going to take care of that big, tall, lanky bitch Thon Maker who doesn't need to be taking up a spot on this roster at all. That's how I'm going to handle my business.. my Family's Business.
Roman just nods as Tobias ahems a few times.
Roman Gunn: If you got something to say, Representative, then by all means.
Tobias looks at Roman and then at the camera.
Tobias Hoffman: I'm nervous. I have a weak stomach right now because I don't feel well. I have stress, I'm anxious and do you know why? Because we have a problem. Action Wrestling does not respect my client Roman Gunn and that's a problem. When the roster of Action Wrestling is cornered, they come out swinging, they're uncaged animals and Family Business has their back against the wall. The roster has us facing all odds. I'm scared, I'm scared cause what has to happen now is that Roman Gunn is going to go savage! We're going to see Roman Gunn get violent! We're going to see Roman SMASH the rest of the AW roster because putting Chris Page down for three seconds to gain the CBS Championship, so Roman Gunn is going to show up on Monday on Clash and put together a performance we've never seen before! The most dangerous, the most savage, the most violent, the goat of all goats Roman is going to show up and destroy and dismantle Void in front of the whole god damn world! That's what I'm scared of. Because there is no stopping you, now.. sir.
Roman nods and then looks at the camera and just smiles. The scene slowly fades as Tobias steps back next to Roman.
