Post by Kevin Jay on Aug 9, 2022 17:52:32 GMT -5
Hello Dorian Bateman, I am Kevin Jay.
I'm on the CruiserClash roster and I am signed to Action Wrestling. Got me? Good. Now that we have that out of the way, lets get into the real talk. Lets get into your very ugly face and squishy looking body. Lets get into the fact that you look whiter than a 65 year old woman shopping at Whole Foods. You look like your name has numbers in it and you're going to wake up one day and kill your wife and strangle your kids. You have issues, you have deep rooted, deep seeded issues my man, and I'm going to hurt you on Monday on CruiserClash.
Dorian, I'm going to put you on the business end of a beat down. I'm here to earn and learn, and the only thing I'm learning about you is that you look like you stand over girls when they sleep and play with your zipper. My wallet would go broke if I was to run around here and look like you, but the hardest thing in the world is to come down the ramp and sacrifice my body and my mind for someone else' Championship Opportunities, so what I'm going to do is make a statement, make an example out of you on CruiserClash.
This isn't just your debut, but it's my debut, and it'll be my night, Dorian. I'm not content just watching life on the sidelines, I'm not content just being in the crowd and I'm not content being in the catering business, just sitting in the hot food line waiting for my next turn. Nah. I'm going to make CruiserClash mine, I'm going to defeat your toasty ass, I'm going to move up the ranks, I'm going to look the best of the best in the eyes and stand before them as a viable contender because in no time I will be Cruiserweight Champion.
There might be a J running CruiserClash now but after Monday, it'll be ran by KJ, the realest, illest, moment making, back breaking badass from Chicago. Dorian, I hope you last after Monday, I hope you have a chance at glory and fame because I'm about to strangle it out of you, slowly, and painfully.
Hello Dorian Bateman, I am Kevin Jay..
and I'm going to snap your back.
I'm on the CruiserClash roster and I am signed to Action Wrestling. Got me? Good. Now that we have that out of the way, lets get into the real talk. Lets get into your very ugly face and squishy looking body. Lets get into the fact that you look whiter than a 65 year old woman shopping at Whole Foods. You look like your name has numbers in it and you're going to wake up one day and kill your wife and strangle your kids. You have issues, you have deep rooted, deep seeded issues my man, and I'm going to hurt you on Monday on CruiserClash.
Dorian, I'm going to put you on the business end of a beat down. I'm here to earn and learn, and the only thing I'm learning about you is that you look like you stand over girls when they sleep and play with your zipper. My wallet would go broke if I was to run around here and look like you, but the hardest thing in the world is to come down the ramp and sacrifice my body and my mind for someone else' Championship Opportunities, so what I'm going to do is make a statement, make an example out of you on CruiserClash.
This isn't just your debut, but it's my debut, and it'll be my night, Dorian. I'm not content just watching life on the sidelines, I'm not content just being in the crowd and I'm not content being in the catering business, just sitting in the hot food line waiting for my next turn. Nah. I'm going to make CruiserClash mine, I'm going to defeat your toasty ass, I'm going to move up the ranks, I'm going to look the best of the best in the eyes and stand before them as a viable contender because in no time I will be Cruiserweight Champion.
There might be a J running CruiserClash now but after Monday, it'll be ran by KJ, the realest, illest, moment making, back breaking badass from Chicago. Dorian, I hope you last after Monday, I hope you have a chance at glory and fame because I'm about to strangle it out of you, slowly, and painfully.
Hello Dorian Bateman, I am Kevin Jay..
and I'm going to snap your back.
