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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 22:23:06 GMT -5
We're shown a HUGE montage of EVERY single MAJOR moment in EVERY single match from Meltdown! It was such a HUGE, successful PPV that AW stocks went up 9% and as you're reading this, Clash is having the HIGHEST viewership ever, nearing 10million in views! We come into the arena and the crowd is in a FRENZY! Billy: WELCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TO MONDAY NIGHT CLASH!! AND IM BILLY AND WITH ME IS CHRIS AVERY AND CHRI-He's cut off because it’s the General Managers music that’s blasting over the airwaves and the crowd is going nuts! We see Alexander Pasternak making his way down the ramp to a huge chorus of cheers! Billy: I was just about to say we're in store for a HUGE Clash, because Pasternak said he has SURPRISES up his sleeves and HUGE announcements!Chris Avery: With Uprising around the corner at the end of this month.. and of course the event features the All-In match.. you HAVE to think the announcement has something to do with that, right!?Billy: He's in the ring! He has a microphone! This crowd is going crazy!! Pasternak take it away!!Pasternak is all smiles as he has the microphone. Alexander Pasternak: ARE WE READY FOR A NEW ERA ON MONDAY NIGHT CLASH?!The crowd pops. Alexander Pasternak: ARE WE READY FOR THE GERARD ANGELO ERA OF MONDAY NIGHT CLASH?!Huge boos and Pasternak smiles. Alexander Pasternak: Okay, okay.. lets talk about All-In!The crowd pops! Alexander Pasternak: Next week we're going to see a few more qualifying matches! Including... PURE CUP III winner Elijah Martin who will take on Sam Kidsgrove for a chance to make it into All-In!The crowd pops! Alexander Pasternak: Next week we have a HUGE main event.. BIG main event.. THE BIGGEST main event in quite some time that didn't have a Championship on the line..The crowd buzzes.. Billy: What could it be?!Alexander Pasternak: One of the FINAL qualifying matches for All-In will feature... DOWNFALL taking on JOHNNY BACCHUS!The crowd pops! Chris Avery: WHAT?!Billy: THATS A TURMOIL WRESTLER OF THE YEAR TOURNAMENT MATCH!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!The crowd begins to chant HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Alexander Pasternak: I knew you'd love that one!Billy: THATS INSANE! THATS NEXT WEEKS MAIN EVENT?! HOLY SHIT FIRE!Chris Avery: MY GOD PASTERNAK IS ROLLING OUT THE BIG TIME MATCHES HERE!Alexander Pasternak: All-In is not done being filled up, however.. I wanted to make 2022's All-In special.. unique.. I wanted to make it the BEST of the Best.. so I'm officially adding in two names who do not need to qualify...The crowd buzzes.. Alexander Pasternak: THE WOMENS CHAMPION ALICE GEMINI AND UNITED STATES CHAMPION JILL PARK!The crowd half pops, half boos.. Billy: WOW!! THE US CHAMPION AND THE WOMENS CHAMPION ARE IN?!Chris Avery: THAT THEY ARE!! Alexander Pasternak: But thats not all.. cause on August 22nd... the Clash BEFORE Uprising.. in addition to the huge Tag Team Championship match between Bacchus and Blake defending against King Shit.. I'll be having a special.. Championship match..The crowd buzzes.. Alexander Pasternak: The Womens Champion Alice Gemini will defend her Championship against... THE UNITED STATES CHAMPION JILL PARK.. IN A CHAMPIONSHIP FOR CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IN WHICH THE WINNER WILL WALK OUT WITH TWO TITLE BELTS!Billy: WHAT THE?!!?Chris Avery: OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!Billy: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHITFIRE SHIT!!! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Pasternak is all smiles.. Billy: IN THREE WEEKS TIME, ALICE GEMINI OR JILL PARK WILL HAVE TWO CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS AND THEY'LL BE GOING INTO ALL-IN AT UPRISING WITH A LOT OF MOMENTUM!!Chris Avery: THIS IS A NEW ERA, OH MAN MY MIND IS BLOWN!!Alexander Pasternak: Now, lets talk about the Uprising number one contender to face Gerard Angelo and the Heavyweight Cham-Before he can finish the sentence.. you see the Empire Business logo on the ActionTron and hear the combined symphony of “Pitbull Terrier” blasting through the arena with the loudest boos of the night so far. Dandy DiVito is walking straight to the ring, focused on Pasternak with a microphone in hand. Billy: And here comes the former World Champion!Chris Avery: No Empire Business, this MUST mean SERIOUS business!Dandy climbs up the steps and walks straight into the face of Alexander Pasternak.. The music cuts off as the crowd ooohs and awws. Dandy DiVito: I wan’ my fuckin’ rematch! I want my fuckin’ rematch NOW GODDAMN IT! I am THE number one contender.The crowd continues booing as Pasternak just stares into Dandy’s eyes who is staring back straight into his soul. Dandy looks out around the crowd booing him. Dandy DiVito: I don't give a single fuckin’ shit what these cousin’ fuckin’ dipshits think! Gimme my fuckin’ title match now!The crowd booing as Pasternak slowly raises the microphone to his lips.. Alexander Pasternak: The thing about that is…The crowd hangs on every word.. Alexander Pasternak: …I was told I'm not picking the #1 contender for Uprising for Gerard Angelo…Dandy raises an eyebrow.. Alexander Pasternak: He is.And just like that Kings of Leon hits...
Billy: WHAT?! WHAT!?Chris Avery: IS IT!?! CAN IT BE?!! OHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!Billy: TORTURE IS HERE!!Chris Avery: THE CO-PRESIDENT OF ACTION WRESTLING IS HERE!!Torture steps onto the stage and throws his hands out soaking in the fucking cheers like a chaotic madman. Billy: THIS IS THE CRAZIEST START TO A MONDAY NIGHT CLASH EVER!!Torture is coming down the ramp as Dandy has taken a few steps back in the ring from Pasternak and Torture has made it to the steps.. Chris Avery: LISTEN TO THIS CROWD RESPONSE!! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!! AND I NEVER USE THAT WORD!!Torture steps into the ring and walks straight to Pasternak and gives his son a big hug. The crowd is still popping as Torture turns around and raises his arms up soaking them in once again. He takes the microphone from Pasternak as the camera fades out.. HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!
Torture just smiles. Torture: Yes, let’s talk about that number one contender for Uprising, shall we?Dandy steps closer to Torture, and Torture turns his smile into a serious look and steps towards Dandy. The crowd fucking eats it up as the two step closer just staring at each other.. Billy: DANDY IS OUT OF HIS MIND TO STEP TO TORTURE LIKE THIS!!Chris Avery: DANDY WANTS THAT CHAMPIONSHIP REMATCH, HE WANTS THAT TITLE, HE WANTS IT BAD!Torture raises the microphone to his lips as he's inches away from Dandys face.. Torture: Tonight I'm going to announce the number one contender for Gerard Angelo at Uprising...Torture inches closer to Dandys face.. Torture: .. and it ain't you.The crowd fucking POPS as Dandys face turns to full red rage. Torture just smiles as the two stay locked in, merely inches apart as Pasternak is now trying to put an arm between them. Torture takes the step back getting out of it as Dandy stands in place and Torture starts to ham it up. Torture: No, Dandy, you're not number one contender.. you're not number two contender, you're not even top five.. HELL, my man you're not even top twenty! I'd put Bryan Blaze in a Championship match before you!Torture eats up the cheap pop stupid fucking joke as Dandy stands in place clenching his fists... Torture: Dandy, you're going to the BACK of the line. No ifs, no ands, and no buts about it. You're back at the bottom, bud, and that’s just how it is!The crowd pops as Dandys face is holding back every ounce of rage he wants to unleash on both the General Manager and Co-President in the ring. Torture: Now, get the hell out of my ring, lets get this Clash started!Torture tosses the microphone to Adilene Floyd on the outside and he just leaves the ring.. Dandy stays in the spot staring Torture down. Torture doesn't even look back as he starts high-fiving fans in the front row! Billy: TORTURE IS HERE! AND HE SAID DANDY ISN’T THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER AT UPRISING!Chris Avery: HE SAID HE ISNT EVEN TOP TWENTY, DANDY HAS TO GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE, AND DANDY DID NOTHING ABOUT IT! WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE FORMER CHAMPION, BILLY?Billy: MAYBE HE’S SICK! ON A NIGHT LIKE TONIGHT WHERE EMPIRE BUSINESS WANTED TO BOUNCE BACK.. THIS WAS A SHOCKING BLOW! I HOPE DANDY HAS MONKEY POX!Chris Avery: AND WHAT ABOUT THE ALL-IN QUALIFIERS?! BACCHUS AND DOWNFALL? PURE CUP III WINNER ELIJAH MARTIN AND SAM KIDSGROVE?! AND PARK AND GEMINI IN A CHAMPIONSHIP FOR CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER TAKE ALL AND THEY'RE BOTH LOCKED IN ALL-IN ALREADY?!Billy: THIS HAS BEEN THE CRAZIEST START TO A MONDAY NIGHT CLASH EVER .. AND WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED!! TORTURE HAS STILL YET TO NAME A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!Chris Avery: OH YEAH AND TORTURE IS HERE!! MY GOD!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!We fade to our first commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 22:23:49 GMT -5
Roman Gunn vs. Thon Maker
Billy: Welcome back to Monday Night Clash and you see Thon Maker, the 2022 Prince Jimmy Dean Memorial Battle Royal winner in the ring!Chris Avery: He's ready to go! Been on a small roll as of late! Excited to see him in this next match up!The hook to Jesus Walks by Kanye West hits and the lights dim as a spotlight hits the curtain where Roman Gunn slowly walks through and raises his head to the sold out crowd. They all begin to boo as he stands perfectly still at the top of the ramp and stares out at the disgusting people below him. Adilene Floyd: From Miami, Florida.. he's ROMAN! GUNN!Roman walks down the ramp looking to his left as everyone continues booing him but then he looks to the right and it's much of the same story. He turns towards the steel steps and gets onto the apron but before entering the ring he sets his foot back down on the apron and stares back out at the crowd. They just flip him off and continue booing. Billy: Roman Gunn was next in line for the US Title match at Meltdown but Kidsgrove was able to defeat him on Clash a few weeks ago for that opportunity!Chris Avery: Roman has talked about done being pushed around and it's time for his takeover! Whatever that means!He finally steps through the ropes and walks over to the far corner and puts both hands on the top turnbuckle tapping it twice and then pulling himself up to the middle turnbuckle rope and slowly raising his arms into the air. The crowd boos as Roman begins to trash talk the crowd back. He finally steps off the middle turnbuckle ropes and the lights go back to normal as the music slowly fades. Roman stands in the corner as Tobias Hoffman steps off the apron and the bell sounds! DING DING DING Thon comes across the ring and boots Roman in the chest and pushes him back into the turnbuckles! Thon hits an overhead strike down on the head of Roman and then whips him across the ring but Roman reverses it and Thon smashes into the turnbuckles! Billy: Look out!Roman goes for his signature spear but Thon sidesteps and lets Roman crash into the turnbuckles and then stumbles back and Thon picks him up and hits a side suplex! Chris Avery: What impact!Thon goes for a cover! One! Roman kicks out and Thon gets to his feet picking up Roman and whips him to the ropes and goes for a big lariat but Roman ducks and hits the ropes and comes back with a clothesline of his own knocking Thon down! Billy: Down goes Maker!Roman stumbles back into the corner and hypes himself up! Chris Avery: Looking for the spear!Roman rushes out of the corner and hits the spear in the middle of the ring on Thon Maker! Billy: GOD what impact!Roman stands up and starts laughing and tells Tobias.. "now!" Tobias walks around the ring.. Billy: What is happening here!?Chris Avery: Roman isn't going for the pin here!Tobias gets to the bottom of the ramp and claps his hands together and then rubs them together like a fucking villian and the ActionTron lights up..
Billy: What the hell!?Chris Avery: WHAT IS THIS?!Two figures start running down the ramp and bypass Tobias and slide into the ring.. The two figures start punching down onto Thon Maker as Roman backs into the turnbuckles and just laughs.. DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! Chris Avery: ROMAN JUST GOT DISQUALIFIED AND HE DOESNT CARE!Billy: WHO ARE THESE GUYS AND WHY ARE THEY CALLED THE GUNNERS?!They pick up Thon as Roman just keeps laughing as Tobias joins him on the apron behind him and just pads him on the back. One of the figures picks up Thon into a quick-overhead press and lets the other hit a Samoan drop! Thon rolls around on the canvas in pain as the official is trying to stop this madness! Billy: IM BEING TOLD ONE OF THEM IS CALLED TUMA AND THE OTHER IS VON?! THIS HAS TO STOP!!Chris Avery: THEY JUST DECIMATED THON MAKER HERE TONIGHT!
Roman Gunn joins them as they flank him and Tobias is all smiles behind them.. Billy: This is the Gunners?! Are you kidding me!? This is insane!Chris Avery: I don't understand this but somehow Roman.. just got stronger in numbers!We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 23:27:32 GMT -5
AND STILL TO COME TONIGHT!!
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 23:32:02 GMT -5
"Sexy Bond" Gold Finger vs. Alexandra Calaway(c)
The interior of the Forks Arena has been filled with waves of countless fans loyal to Action Wrestling in North Dakota who have sacrificed their time to fulfill their need for world-class professional wrestling. From the aftermath of Meltdown, the fans are intrigued by what new surprises will be shown and new announcements that could change the landscape of the company. However, a championship match is in the works regarding the Television Championship now in the hands of the commentary team for coverage. Chris Avery: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to our episode of Monday Night CLASH! The following match is for the television championship where Alexandra Calaway will defend against "Sexy Bond" Gold Finger!Billy: THIS IS THE STUPIDEST MATCH IN THE HISTORY OF ACTION WRESTLING! WHO THE HELL DECIDED TO PUT A MIDGET UNDER CONTRACT?! I BET IT'S ALEXANDER PASTERNAK! I WANT THAT MIDGET FIRED!!!Chris Avery: Woah Billy! I've never seen you so agitated!Billy: I'm FURIOUS! WHY THE FUCK IS A MIDGET IN OUR COMPANY?! THIS FOOL LOOKS LIKE THE MIDGET FROM SOUTH PARK AND HE GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY CARTMAN IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!Chris Avery: I'm pretty sure our television champion was also surprised by the match but she's not willing to lose her championship this early.Billy: SHE BETTA' THE FUCK NOT! NO PUNY ASS HUMAN IS GOING TO BE THE CHAMPION OF TELEVISION UNLESS IT WAS ON AN IPAD!Ding! Ding! Ding! Adilene Floyd: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Action Wrestling Television Championship!"Theme from Shaft" by Isaac Hayes plays from the arena's surrounding systems that have the audience booing the smallest wrestler on the roster running from the backstage area to the main stage. North Dakota doesn't respect the contender in this aspect who has more energy than a newborn child. He charges down to the ring in a run ignoring the fans behind the barricades who are yelling insults at him. Adilene Floyd: Introducing first, the challenger! Hailing from the Sewers of New York City! At four feet, five inches tall, weighing in at one-hundred and forty-two pounds! He is "Sexy Bond" Gold Finger!Gold Finger hops onto the commentary table and starts shuffling his feet kicking papers and objects off. Chris Avery and Billy protect themselves from the projectiles yelling for the wrestler to get down until he does. Gold Finger then climbs up the steel steps before moving through the ropes right into the center of the ring for his signature pose. The referee can get him into his corner as he awaits his opponent. Billy: I HATE THAT LITTLE BITCH! HE LOOKS LIKE A SIX-YEAR-OLD DOING A TANTRUM! THAT LITTLE MIDGET ISN'T EVEN TALL ENOUGH TO REACH MY BELT BUCKLE! FUCK THAT GUY! MY FAMILY WOULD HUNT HIM AND COOK HIS ASS ON THE STOVE!Chris Avery: Well ladies and gentlemen, your eyes do not deceive you. This is a television championship match and it could mean that Gold Finger could-Billy: NO! WE ARE NOT COMMENTATING ON THAT! HE IS LOSING! POINT. BLANK. PERIOD!!!Baby, I'm about to blow Ticking like a time bomb Ready to explode Hit you with my best shot Got you in my sights Running for your life Love is a liar The lights go down and "Blow" Eva Under Fire ft: Spencer Charnas starts to play. The arena is filled with Red and lights and fog. The Silhouette of Alexandra can be seen at the top of the ramp. She poses on the top of the ramp with the television championship and as the beat drops, she starts to make her way down the ramp, towards the ring. Stopping halfway down the ramp, she stops looking out over the crowd, before continuing. She smirks seeing some of the signs people made, a cocky smirk crosses her face. R-R-Ready, aim, fire Baby, I'm about to blow I'm about to blow I'm about to Adilene Floyd: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Dallas, Texas! At five feet, six inches tall, weighing in at one-hundred and ten pounds! She is the Action Wrestling Television Champion, "The Hellion" Alexandra Calaway!Chris Avery: And ever since she has stepped foot into this company, she has made her way into becoming a rising star. Alexandra Calaway has made her way into championship history as she looks to defend the belt for the very first time!Finishing her walk down the ramp, she climbs onto the ring apron and up onto the turnbuckle. She slips into the ring and poses on the ropes, leaning forward on the ropes, sometimes talking shit with people in the front row as she waits for her opponent. Billy: ALEXANDRA! IF YOU LOSE TO THIS MIDGET ASS BITCH, I WILL LEGIT GET YOU FIRED! YOU BETTER NOT LOSE!!!Ding! Ding! Ding! Gold Finger looks around to the audience and then back to Alexandra Calaway who is ready for her first championship defense. The midget waves the arms up trying to psych himself into action mode before charging straight into a beeline to his opponent only to be caught in her arms, propped up into the air then slammed down on his back for the finishing Elevated Powerbomb in the center of the ring! Billy: AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE!!!Chris Avery: APOCALYPSE!!! APOCALYPSE! THE FINISHING ELEVATED POWERBOMB! HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!One! Two! Three! Ding! Ding! Ding! Billy: WHAT A WIN FOR CALAWAY! WHAT A CHAMPION!!Chris Avery: DESERVES IT!She stands up and celebrates as the Television Champion.... Then the lights go out! Chris Avery: WAIT A MINUTE! Then a voice is heard as the ActionTron goes into white static.. "Judgement day is coming for you Calawayyyyyyy"The crowd ooohs and aws as a red spotlight hits Calaway in the middle of the ring. She looks around while holding the Championship.. "ohhhhh yessssss" The voice screams in celebration as a shadow figure appears on the ActionTron We see white static noise and the Lights come back on
Billy: What the hell was that!?
Chris Avery: No idea but that man and his weird voice knew Calaway!
Calaway is confused and looks around a bit paranoid and we take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 23:33:01 GMT -5
Desmond Knight vs. Jessie Lee Chris Avery: Next up tonight folks we’ve got Jessie Lee, fresh off a BATTLE at Meltdown with Hardcore Champion Masuda and Action Wrestling stalwart John Black, against the relative newcomber Desmond Knight!Suddenly DangerDoom’s “The Mask” blares over the speakers. Billy: And that ain’t neither of their music!Chris Avery: You’re right, Billy, that’s Stephen Singh’s music and here he comes…Singh jaunts down the ramp, flashing a smile and giving a pound to a few of the fans who are actually pleased to see him. The former cruiserweight heads right to the commentators’ table and puts on a headset. Stephen Singh: Gentlemen! I found myself in the back, another week without a match, so I thought perhaps I should come grace you with my presence!Chris Avery: A treat.Stephen Singh: C’mon, Topher, don’t be that way! You’re getting valuable perspective from a man that’s actually been IN the ring!Billy: I’ve been in the ring!Stephen Singh: Yes, Billy, you’ve also “been in” a gym but I’m not going to ask you for workout tips…ya know?The Lights throughout the entire Action Wrestling auditorium dim simultaneously on out throughout the entire arena as it plunges into darkness as "U Not Like Me" - by 50 Cent begins to blare on out of the PA system, various screens throughout the arena come to life showing that of DESMOND KNIGHT in the gorilla position. All the camera's can be seen focusing in on his back and more so that of his name ("KNIGHT") which can be seen being stitched onto his custom jersey for the evening. A single gold pulsating light comes to life shining down upon him, lighting up the stitching on his back for all to see. As the stitching of his custom jersey he can be seen wearing for the evening is seen by the fans of AW, he swings around to face the fans, a devilish Cheshire cat like grin can be seen on Knights face serving as the perfect statement. Adilene Floyd: "Coming from South Central, Los Angeles, California he weighs in tonight at 273 pounds, he stands approximately 6'3" inches in height... he is... THA DRUG OF CHOICE of Action Wrestling he is the one the only... DEEEEEEEESMOND KNNNNNNNNNNNIGHT!!!"As Knight's name is heard he slowly begins making his way down the entrance aisle his ring attire can be seen consisting of a pair of custom made harem pants/Drop-crotch trousers the graffiti portion can be seen going down the right legging. The word "DA KNIGHT IS YUNG" in a graffiti style front can be seen going down the left legging and can be seen echoing the color scheme of the jersey he can be seen wearing for the evening, along with that Desmond can also be seen sporting a fitted or snap-back flat billed ball cap with the same logo embroidered on the front, a compression sleeve on his left arm, and a matching pair of basketball shoes (either Nike SB Dunks, Air Jordan Is, High Top Air Force Ones or Chuck Taylors) matching the motif of his attire. He can be seen slowly getting closer to the ring as he’s swarmed with various cheers and jeers, slowly he walks around to the black steel steps as he, methodically, walks on up them as the cheers and chants continue to be heard, as he slowly slithers on up the side of the nearest ring post like a snake as he does he throws out his arms (viva Randy Orton) as he continues to soak in the love and hatred he's receiving from the nearby fans and those around the arena showing their support and displeasure for him as he awaited for his opponents arrival. Stephen Singh: Which one of you guys plays “horny old sexual harasser?”Chris Avery: Pardon?Stephen Singh: Isn’t that the thing? Isn’t one of you constantly horndogging on the microphone and the other is sort of telling them to knock it off? Isn’t that the schtick?Chris Avery: That..um…no, that’s not really a trope anym–Stephen Singh: Because I was just going to ask which one of you were going to comment on old Dezzy’s puppies there because good golden god, they arrrrrrrrre plump.Billy: Desmond Knight looks great! He looks strong!Stephen Singh: Absolutely, Billy! And that pair of cutlets on his chest look so juicy I’ve got to believe they’re free range organic breasts! Good for him!Chris Avery: Okay, that’s enough…ONE FINGER AND A FIST, I'll CLAW MY WAY OUT OF ANY SITUATION! I GOT A 1 2 PUNCH I'll FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF ANY CONFRONTATION! While the unmistakable sound of Drowning Pools' One Finger and a Fist pumping throughout the arena, the various lights began to swirl and move about at a frantic pace. Yet, it was the alarmingly fierce-looking woman that walked out onto the Revolution1 stage that drew the attention of the fans. Clad in black leather and a mean look in her eyes, the woman stood at the top of the ramp; hands tagging on the inside of the black studded vest she wore. Adilene Floyd: "Making her way to the ring from Perth, Western Australia......the Aussie Assault....Jessie Lee!"With the announcement of her name, the pugilist powerhouse descends down the rampway and proceeds to circle around the ring as she interacts with various fans along the way. Until she shifts her gaze to the ring, that is. With a sudden burst of speed, she slides into the ring and springs up to her feet; talking a metric ton of trash as she haphazardly throws her vest to the outside of the ring. Clearly, this Aussie was here to fight Chris Avery: Anything derogatory you’d like to say about her?Stephen Singh: Sure, but I’ve already said most of it. And I’m not really into recycling material…Billy: When did you say it?Stephen Singh: On Cruiser Clash!Chris Avery: When?Stephen Singh: When I beat her!Chris Avery: Oh, yes. Of co–Stephen Singh: Wait a second, do you guys not watch Cruiser Clash?Billy: Of course we do!Stephen Singh: Okay, well, evidence to the contrary but yeah. I beat this broad’s brains in already. Not that it mattered when it came time to start making contendership matches though, of course. This Chaotic Karen got her name thrown RIGHT into the ring with Masuda and the others. Failing all the way up.Chris Avery: She earned that shot with a victory over John Black!Stephen Singh: And how did she earn that match with John Black? Pit Bull look-a-like contest I presume? Anyways, the point is Action Wrestling is no meritocracy. But that’s okay. I’m out here greasing the wheels now with the golden god’s gift of gab…Inside the ring, the referee has called for the bell and the two have met in the middle. Chris Avery: The size difference here is extraordinary! Lee is giving up 120 pounds and half a foot!Stephen Singh: And like two cup sizes!Chris Avery: Knock it off!A collar and elbow tie up ends quickly as Knight sends Lee flying backwards into a backroll. They tie up again and he flings her a second time. One more tie up and this time he hoists her up and launches her all the way into the turnbuckle. Knight is quick to charge after her but Lee side steps him and he hits the turnbuckles face first. As he stumbles backwards, Lee unleashes a flurry of strikes to his lower back. Billy: Lefts and rights! Hooks and jabs and elbows and just a FLURRY of punching combinations to the back of Desmond Knight!Stephen Singh: That flurry could really hurt Knight! I feel like he’s probably built up a better tolerance to McFlurries!Chris Avery: Singh, cmon!Stephen Singh: It’s a McFlurry of forearms! A Blizzard of blows! A caustic concrete mixer of malevolence!Billy: Is that all…ice cream?Stephen Singh: You scream, I scream, Desmond Knight screams for ice cream!Chris Avery: Can someone please come get this man?With his massive size advantage, Knight is able to absorb the series of strikes and turns around to face Lee. He fires and elbow of his own toward her face but she hooks her arm under it and uses the momentum to float over into a nasty DDT. She drops down for a pin. Billy: ONe–Knight powers out! He tossed her damn near into the ropes!As Knight gets to his hands and knees, Lee drills him with a dropkick to the face. The big man is sent back into the corner, sitting up. She quickly flies in with a cannonball senton. Chris Avery: What an impact! And now a knee! And another!! And another and another knee to the face! She is rocking him! She pulls him away from the ropes and now slaps on an inverted cloverleaf! She’s got it locked in!Knight is quick to power out and launches her away with his legs and she bounces into the corner. Billy: He’s just too strong!Chris Avery: I don’t know if she’s going to be able to inflict enough damage to keep him down!Lee is trying to gather her bearings in the corner as Knight gets back to his feet and meets her there with a flurry of punches himself, absolutely pummeling Lee in the corner. Knight pulls her out and then throws her off the ropes and drops his head for a big back body drop. Billy: LEETHALITY! LEETHALITY OUT OF NOWHERE!Chris Avery: ONE!TWO! THREE! DING DING DING! Billy: What a win for Jessie Lee! Didn’t you just wonder if she’d even be able to do enough damage to keep him down?Chris Avery: Well I guess I’ve got to eat my words.Stephen Singh: Careful, if Desmond comes to and hears that there’s eating to be done–Chris Avery: Alright, Stephen. Well, thanks for all your insights and it was a real…time having you her–Stephen Singh: Oh wait, I’m getting word from the back!Billy: What? You don’t have an earpiece in…Stephen Singh: Hold on guys, I think…Yes…Word is coming in from the back, I’ve got to make an announcement!Chris Avery: Did…did you hear anything in the headset?Billy: No. Not at all.As Jessie Lee is getting her hand raised, Singh has rolled into the ring and sneaks in behind her, raising her other hand in victory. Surprised, she quickly tears her hand away from him and gets into his face. Singh starts speaking on the microphone over her music which quickly dies down. Stephen Singh: Whoa whoa whoa…Easy there, beautiful…I was just congratulating you on your win!Jessie Lee: I don’t need your congratulations.Stephen Singh: Oh the things you need, I am not here to provide. But I do have a bit of breaking news! The powers that be have seen fit to give you YET ANOTHER opportunity to fail upward!Jessie Lee: Watch your mouth, ROMEO.Stephen Singh: Well Juliet, next week you’ll be in a NUMBER ONE CONTENDER’S MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE!A pop from the crowd and Lee fist pumps. Stephen Singh: And introducing your opponent…With that Singh points to the entryway and there’s a moment of silence before “The Mask” by DangerDoom blares over the speakers again and Singh smiles from ear to ear. Stephen Singh: See you next week, lovely.The former Cruiserweight Champion tosses Lee the microphone, blows her a kiss, and leans backwards over the top rope, landing on his feet on the outside. Billy: Shitfire! We’ve got a number one contender’s match for the Hardcore Title next week! Stephen Singh against Jessie Lee!Chris Avery: At the very least hopefully this keeps him away from our table!
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 23:34:24 GMT -5
NEXT WEEK ON CLASH!
WE HEAR FROM OMEGA CHAMPION CHASE JACKSON ABOUT HIS UPRISING OPPONENT TOMMY ALPHA!
SAM KIDSGROVE AND ELIJAH MARTIN FACE OFF FOR A CHANCE AT ALL-IN AS WELL AS JOHNNY BACCHUS AND DOWNFALL!
A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH BETWEEN JESSIE LEE AND STEPHEN SINGH FOR THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!
DONT MISS MONDAY NIGHT CLASH NEXT WEEK!
ONLY ON CBS!
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 23:44:16 GMT -5
Oh Check this DOPE shit out!
Monday Night Clash cuts to the ring as Jade Riley stands with microphone in hand. Jade Riley: Please welcome my guests at this time, King Shit!Ground Below hits and the crowd pops as CJ and Spencer, both in street clothes (including King Shit X FightSmart shirts you can buy at awshop.com or some shit), make their way down to the ring with hands extend along the barricade as the off-hands grip a pair of a microphones. They roll in and nod with the crowd reaction as they post up alongside Jade. Jade Riley: Last Sunday at Meltdown, you guys won an intense battle royale to become number one contenders for the Tag Team Titles. You have a ton of momentum on your side and a title match against the new tag champs, Insurgentsia, in three weeks. How are you feeling right now?Spencer Adams: Confident enough to be optimistic. CJ Phoenix: Humble enough to not let it get to our heads.Spencer Adams: As great as the win at Meltdown was, we know that's not the finish line. We still have work to do. This is a huge opportunity, and we're gonna make the most of it.Jade nods approvingly before turning her attention to the Luminary of Despair. Jade Riley: Speaking of opportunities, CJ, you have another major one tonight when you face Addy A for a spot in the All-In ladder match at Uprising. What's your game plan for this high-stakes showdown?CJ Phoenix: Four words. Land the last move. It sounds obvious, but it takes a lot to set yourself up to be able to do that. It's gonna be a tough match out there. Most matches are. They're physical chess matches where a split second decision separates success from failure. Considering what's on the line, failure's not an option for me, which leaves success as my only choice.Suddenly, “The Death of Peace of Mind” by Bad Omens hits the P.A. The crowd gives a loud but mixed reaction! Chris Avery: And the new champions are in the building! Last week at Meltdown, we saw an emotional war between Insurgentsia and the Swallowing in which Insurgentsia emerged victorious with the Action Wrestling Tag Team Championships!Billy: Wonder what they gotta say?The curtains part, and Insurgentsia walk out in their entrance gear (Johnny wearing a panda head mask), with their belts draped over their shoulders and microphones in their hands. Ash regards the two men in the ring as Johnny crosses over to the edge of the stage and sits down, placing the belt over his knee and pulling the mask off to set beside him. Ash kneels next to him as the two look at each other and then to the ring. Johnny Bacchus: So, this is the heralded King Shit. Pardon me, I was expecting a little more… what’s the word, Ashley?Ash Blake: Bombastic? Johnny Bacchus: Braggadocio?Ash Blake: Blustering?Johnny Bacchus: Belligerent?Ash Blake: Bellicose?Johnny Bacchus: Boisterous?Ash Blake: But… that's the sleight of hand; you're confident enough to be optimistic, but smart enough to not make assurances.Johnny Bacchus: Or is it two-in-one? After all, you’ve spent the past month banging your drum and proclaiming your superiority. And you made it – congratulations. But now…? Now you have to attempt to play the hero.Ash Blake: Which, of course, is nothing new to you, Spencer. You've never met a moment you didn't try to mythologize.Johnny Bacchus: It’s even there in the name this time – “King Shit”. Has a much better ring than “Kill or Cure” or – what was it – the “Action Wrestling Originals”?Ash Blake: But it's a little derivative, isn't it? After all, this isn't even the first time you've claimed the title of King. And you of all people should know by now how dangerous of a moniker it really is.Johnny Bacchus: You’re regressing, aren’t you? It’s like clockwork. Death – taxes – Spencer Adams dragging along a new meat shield on his Quixotic tag title run.Spencer Adams: Playing down tag wrestling and Spencer Adams. SAD! Trying to land jabs and here you are, directing them at your own temple while asking Siri for the definition of direction. SAD times two. I’d expect nothing less. It’s a tactic as old as time. What you call stains and bumps for my legacy and my journey are things that I take pride in. Go on though and tell these people the tale of Insurgentia. Tell us all about YOUR integrity and YOUR prowess. We’d all love to hear something from the virtue signaler and the rug sweeper other than some bullshit fivehead explanation on why to back the horse.CJ looks at Spencer with a bit of a confused look on his face. Then, he exits the ring. Chris Avery: What's CJ doing?Billy: I don't know, Chris.CJ grabs a hold of two chairs and slides them into the ring. Billy: He's got a pair of steel chairs in the ring....and now he's got a third one!?He gets in the ring with the third chair. One at a time, he opens up the chairs, placing one by Jade and another by Spencer. Finally, he sits in the last chair. CJ Phoenix: If we're waiting for them to tell us about integrity, then we're gonna be here for a while, playing the quiet game. So I'm gonna take a seat and order some snacks. Y'all want something?Johnny scoffs as he and Ash get to their feet. Johnny Bacchus: Oh, *you* want to talk to us about integrity?Ash Blake: *You* want to talk to us about prowess?Johnny Bacchus: I have as little desire to explain either of those to you as I do explaining pictures to a dead hare. Ash Blake: Talk is cheap when it comes from you two.There’s a pause from the champions before Johnny looks over at CJ. Johnny Bacchus: So demonstrate it. You have a match tonight, CJ. We’ll be watching. Break a leg.“The Death of Peace of Mind” hits the PA again as the Tag Champs stand atop the stage and raise their belts to another loud but mixed reaction. In the ring, CJ and Spencer jaw at them. We fade to black.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 23:48:15 GMT -5
Holden Ross vs. Odin Balfore
“With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes.. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part. Crowd: The battle is.. already won! Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway. Billy: These two power houses are about to go at it!Air Raid Sirens begin their screams of warning as we are plunged into darkness. A red spotlight cuts through the dark and lights up the curtain to the back. Suddenly Holden explodes through it, striding across the stage. Adeline Floyd: And now making his way to the ring; he stands six feet, five inches tall and weighs in at three hundred and seven pounds! He hails from San Luis Obispo, California by way of Vero Beach, Florida. He is the “Bastard,” Holden Rrrrrrossss!Red floodlights illuminate the arena as Holden strides down the ramp. He stops at the ring and without much hesitation, leaps onto the apron in a single bound. He slips in between the ropes and stops in the middle of the ring, facing the hard camera side. Using his left hand, he removes his mask and roars while thrusting his right fist into the air. DING DING DING Odin grabs Holden and hits a few chops before sending him back into the turnbuckle with a boot to the gut and a huge right hand. He whips Holden out of the corner into the opposite turnbuckle and lets Holden stumble out and hits a scoop slam! Odin stomps on Holden and lifts him back up hitting a suplex! Odin goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! Holden kicks out. Odin grabs Holden and hits a few chops and sends him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline! Holden ducks and lets Odin turn around and hits a dropkick! Odin goes down to the canvas before rolling to his knees where Holden meets him with a kick to the head! Holden pins Odin! ONE! TWO! Odin gets a shoulder out and rolls to the corner where Holden helps him to his feet just to whip him out of the corner into the other turnbuckles hitting a powerslam! Holden pins Odin! One! Two! Odin gets another shoulder up. Billy: It was almost over!Chris Avery: I thought it was!This time Holden picks up Odin and goes for a suplex but Odin gets out of it and hits A BASIC CHOKESLAM! Holden is out! Odin covers! One! Two! Thre- NO!! Billy: AND ROSS GETS A SHOULDER UP!!Chris Avery: THIS MATCH IS BIG MEATY BEASTS!!Odin whips Holden to the ropes and goes for a kick but Holden catches the boot and whips Odin around and hits BERSERKER CHOKE! Holden has him down for the count! ONE!! TWO!! ODIN KICKS OUT!! Billy: WOW! I DIDNT THINK ODINCOULD KICK OUT!Chris Avery: THEY GO BACK AND FORTH WITH MOMENTUM! HOLDEN IS HOLDING HIS OWN!!Holden lifts Odin to his feet and goes for another suplex but Odin gets out of it one more time! This time Odin whips Holden to the ropes but both superstars hit a clothesline sending the other one stumbling back! Billy: OH!!Holden goes for another clothesline but someone trips him up under the ropes! Holden turns and looks but can't find anyone and Odin grabs him from behind and starts to choke him! Holden turns around and Odin just chokeslams him down across his knee! Billy: OH JESUS CHRIST!ODIN COVERS! ONE!! TWO!! THREE! Chris Avery: ODIN WINS!Just as Odin is getting up, Scala slides into the ring with barbed wire!! Billy: HEY WAIT!!Scala starts to choke Holden with the barbed wire!! Odin just leaves the ring and lets them do their thing as officials scurry down the ramp and try to surround Scala in the ring! Billy: SCALA IS CHOKING HOLDEN WITH THE BARBED WIRE!!Scala gets up as the officials try to separate them and Scala takes the barbed wire and wraps it around his fist and gets on top of Holden and punches at his forehead!! Billy: STOP THIS!! STOP THIS!!Chris Avery: HOLDEN IS CUT UP!! HES BUSTED OPEN AGAIN!!Billy: SCALA COST HIM AT MELTDOWN AND JUST COST HIM AGAINST ODIN TONIGHT!The officials pry Scala off of Holden as he flips over to his stomach and he's losing blood fast.. We see Serenity Holmes rushing down the ramp and grabbing Holden and just straight yelling vulgarities to Scala! Scala grabs a microphone and gets up on the announcers table.. Billy: GET HIM OFF OF HERE!Chris Avery: HES LIKE A PITBULL LET OFF THE LEASH!!Joey Scala: HEY YOU BIG STUPID BITCH!! I HOPE YOU'RE LOSING BLOOD AND LOSING CONSCIENCEESS YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!The crowd is reacting to every word... Joey Scala: YOU THINK IM THE LIGHTWEIGHT? YOU THINK IM THE LOSER OF THE GROUP!? I DONT SEE YOU WINNING WITHOUT ME YOU BIG DUMB BASTARD!! YOU ARE A GIANT LOSER, HOLDEN, YOU CAN'T DO WHAT I DO, YOU ARE NOT WHAT I AM!!Scala stands tall on the announcers table.. Joey Scala: SO IM WILLING TO PUT THIS TO AN END YOU BIG PIECE OF SHIT! I HOPE YOU HEAR ME YOU STUPID CUNT.. YOU LISTENING TO THIS?!
Billy: Wow, come on, this language is uncalled for..
Serenity has Holden at the bottom of the ramp who is just leaking blood like a murder victim. The officials and medical are trying to assist Holden but he's not letting them..
Joey Scala: AT UPRISING ITS ME AND YOU, HOLDEN.. AND WE PUT THIS TO BED. YOU CAN TELL YOUR CRACKHEAD GIRLFRIEND GOODBYE AND KISS HER ON THE METH LIPS CAUSE AT UPRISING YOU'RE GOING TO DIE BITCH.
ME AND YOU. CASKET MATCH!!
Scala drops the microphone as the crowd pops and Scala jumps over the barricade and the crowd swarms him!
Scala raises his arms up..
Billy: OH MY GOD!! CASKET MATCH AT UPRISING?! JOEY SCALA AND HOLDEN ROSS AT UPRISING!!
Chris Avery: MY GOD!! HOLDEN ROSS LOOKS IN BAD SHAPE!!
Holden is tryin to stumble up as Serenity is just straight up PISSED and holding onto her boyfriend. We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 23:49:49 GMT -5
All-In Qualifier CJ Phoenix vs. Addy A
The show comes back to the commentary booth, where Billy and Chris Avery sit. Chris Avery: And we are onto a match with big stakes and big consequences tonight, as Addy A and CJ Phoenix face off to see which of them will qualify for All-In.Billy: Lot on the line here for the former tag champ and a would-be tag champ. And I’m sure that Commie’s doing what Commie’s do and keeping eyes on this.As if on cue, the lights in the arena cut out as the opening notes of “The Death of Peace of Mind” begin to play over the P.A. On the Actiontron, a series of images and letters flash: the letter I, a match lighting a prayer candle, the letter N, a set of onyx rosary beads, the letter S, an illustration from John Milton’s “Paradise Lost” of Lucifer cast from Heaven, the letter U, a black balaclava being pulled over a face, the letter R, a sigil drawn on a concrete floor, the letter G, an illustration of Icarus plummeting to Earth, the letter E, bullets falling from the cylinder of a revolver, the letter N, a coat being pulled over shoulders, the letter T, a set of hands pulling on a single black leather glove, the letter S, a woman’s eyes, the letter I, the gloved hand wrapping around the handle of a baseball bat the letter A, two silhouetted figures As Noah Sebastian’s vocals begin, a spotlight hits one end of the stage. Beneath it walks Johnny Bacchus, dressed in a black turtleneck and peacoat with a panda mask over his head and the black baseball bat draped over his shoulder. The lights go black once more, and with each hit of the echoing 808, the spotlights flash to reveal him walking towards the center of the stage. One there, he stands under an icy blue spotlight, looking down the ramp towards the ring. Johnny reaches up to pull the balaclava off his head, and the lights explode in a strobe burst before coming fully on as the song kicks into a more driving beat. Chris Avery: Ask and you shall receive – the tag champion, Johnny Bacchus is here, in the house, alone tonight!The crowd gives a loud but mixed reception to Bacchus, though it just barely leans towards cheering. Once down to the floor, he circles the ring and makes his way to the commentary table, placing down the bat and removing his peacoat before he takes a seat next to Billy and puts on a headset. Chris Avery: Welcome, champ, it’s good to have you.Johnny Bacchus: Good to be here, Chris.Billy: Surveying the opposition, eh?Johnny Bacchus: Yeah, I learned it from the Stasi."Break My Baby" Echoes through the stadium as the camera rotates around. Seconds later, CJ Phoenix walks out in a Monokuma mask and stops at the middle of the ramp, stretching his arms out while lowering his head. Spencer Adams stands behind him. Adilene Floyd: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Spencer Adams, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana...weighing in at 201lbs...the Luminary of Despair...CJ PHOENIX!!! As the chorus begins, he reaches up to grab half the face of the mask. Then, he slowly removes it and looks around at the arena. A sinister smile grows on his face as he walks to the ring. Chris Avery: Think this is a little taunt here, Champ?Johnny Bacchus: Probably. I wouldn’t be too surprised if that was something he had left from FurCon.Once inside, he hops on the turnbuckle and stares off unto the audience. Finally, he hops down, looks into the camera lens, and covers one side of his face with his hand for a second while mouthing the word "despair". The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena. "I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?" Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory. "It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around. "I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. "Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a" When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand. Adilene Floyd: And his opponent, coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Chris Avery: Last week we saw you and the Swallowing go to war. In particular, there’s been speculation as to your relationship with Addy A, whom you’ve been close friends with but seemed deeply at odds with in regards to the quarrel between her and your tag partner.Johnny Bacchus: Look, Chris, Imma be straight – friends fight. Addy and I have talked since then, we’re cool.Billy: Did she return the knife you left in her back?Johnny Bacchus: I’m not going to dignify that with a response.Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. Once in the ring, she takes to her corner. DING DING DING As the match opens, the two wrestlers make their way to the center of the ring before they begin dancing around one another. They tie up, and Addy slips beneath CJ’s arm to apply a wrist lock, but CJ does an IMPRESSIVE standing front flip before he applies a hammerlock to Addy and transitions to a side headlock. She pushes him forward, and he rebounds off the ropes. She drops down, but he does a handspring over her, landing on his feet and jumping onto the ropes to springboard for a back elbow. Chris Avery: SCOUTED! Addy A with a dropkick to send CJ to the mat!It seems like CJ is down only a second before he kips up and shakes off the damage. He gives a laugh and mouths “Good one” at Addy. They go back into a tie-up. Johnny Bacchus: That last exchange is a great example of what a lot of folks sleep on: for all her bombast and all her belligerence, Babygirl is lowkey smart, and it shows in her ringwork. Addy is at her best when she doesn’t lose her cool.Addy transitions to a standing chancery! She backs into the ropes and uses them to springboard for a tornado DDT, but CJ moves with her moment and brings her back to her feet before flipping into a Northern Lights Suplex! He bridges straight into the pin! Ref: ONE! TW- Addy kicks out! Billy: Great footwork by the kid, there.Chris Avery: The impressive athleticism and coordination of CJ Phoenix on full display as he reversed that DDT. And Johnny, you’ve faced CJ several times – do you have some insight into your future opponent?The two get to their feet. Addy moves first, but CJ catches her with an armdrag! She rolls through, and as he charges, she catches him with one of her own! Johnny Bacchus: Sure, but am I supposed to give the game plan away here? I’ve beaten CJ twice, I have a system.CJ ducks a running short arm clothesline by Addy and they both hit the ropes simultaneously. Addy goes for a Yakuza Kick, but CJ folds her in half with the Javelin! The crowd goes wild! Billy: YOUNG BOY, BECOME A LEGEND!Johnny Bacchus: I did not expect that reference from you.Addy lays on the ground, nursing her gut, as CJ pops to his feet. He goes to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. Chris Avery: Looking to put this one away nice and early!At the top rope, CJ makes eye contact with Bacchus. He grins and then makes a Toon World face at the champ. Johnny Bacchus: Do your job!During the distraction, Addy gets to her feet. CJ goes for the Phoenix Splash, but she sidesteps to avoid it. The Luminary of Despair catches himself before a crash landing, but Addy nails him with a superkick to the heart! Chris Avery: HEARTLESS! And Addy going for the cover!Ref: ONE! TWO! Billy: AND HE KICKS OUT!Addy sits up, a bratty look on her face. She pulls CJ to his feet, drags him to the corner and bounces his head off the turnbuckle! As he recovers, she begins raining punches down on him, driving the Luminary down to a seated position as the ref makes her back off! She steps back a few paces, then charges forward to blast him in the face with a running knee! Johnny Bacchus: Headshot!Billy: You’d know about that, considering the people you admire, huh?Johnny Bacchus: You’ll get the wall, too.Billy: …Addy drags CJ out to the middle of the ring, then kicks one of her legs up high and lands a split-leg leg drop directly across CJ’s throat! Chris Avery: AUSSIE KISS! Addy pulling out all the stops!She goes for the cover! Ref: ONE! TWO! THR– CJ KICKS OUT! Johnny Bacchus: This is why she’s throwing everything she’s got – CJ is tenacious. CJ isn’t just the glass cannon he seems, he’s not weak-jawed like his partner. That’s the best clue as to my assessment of him.Addy pounds the mat in frustration. She gets to her base and stalks CJ, waiting for him to recover. Chris Avery: Addy A looking for the kill here!As CJ gets up, she goes for the Tinderizer, but CJ is ready! He pushes her off, and Addy lands caught in the splits! Chris Avery: ENZIGURI! Good night Addy A!Addy slumps over, and CJ pushes her onto her back and hooks the legs! Ref: ONE! TWO! TH– Addy kicks out! CJ is in disbelief! Johnny Bacchus: And there’s that toughness from Babygirl, there. This is why she’s the Baddest Bitch in Action Wrestling.Chris Avery: Do you still believe that, Champ? After all the words exchanged over the past month between you two?Johnny Bacchus: I do, Chris. People say things in the heat of the moment, but Addy took her game to a whole different level last week. She went toe-to-toe with one of the most dangerous competitors in this company, and she held her own. She pulled out all the stops. Losing doesn’t change that. She walked the walk.Billy: Speakin’ of bad, any comment about you and Lissie?Johnny Bacchus: No comment.CJ grabs Addy’s chin and legs, placing his knees against her back. He rolls onto his own back, applying the Crux of Fate! Chris Avery: And let’s see how tough Addy is as CJ applies this patented submission of his!Addy screams out in pain as CJ wrenches her back! She tries in vain to break the chinlock, but his grip is practically iron. The ref asks if she’d like to submit, but she shakes her head in defiance, trying to rock her body and roll out of the hold. Her eyes finally go to the ropes, and she reaches out to grab them! Chris Avery: ROPE BREAK! But is the damage done?!CJ releases the hold, and Addy lays recovering, her hands still clutching the ropes. CJ gets to his feet and waits as Addy pulls herself up. As he approaches her, she shoots out with a superkick! It staggers CJ! A second superkick – everything she has – makes his knees wobble. Then CJ throws a vicious lariat, and both collapse to the mat! Chris Avery: Both of these competitors, so beaten and tired! Can one finally get an advantage over the other?!Slowly, the two get up and begin exchanging right hands! Back and forth, one after another, the punches fly! A hard right staggers CJ, and Addy lifts him up for a gutwrench backbreaker! Billy: SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: CJ JUST SLID OUT!And as Addy turns, she takes a superkick to the face. Chris Avery: TALON KICK!As Addy collapses, CJ covers. Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!!! DING DING DING! “Break My Baby” hits the PA as Spencer slides into the ring to embrace CJ! The crowd goes wild! Adilene Floyd: Here is your winner… “The Luminary of Despair”... CJ PHOENIX!Chris Avery: HE DID IT! CJ PHOENIX IS ONCE AGAIN GOING BACK TO ALL-IN!CJ and Spencer turn to look at the commentary table. Johnny Bacchus stands up, removing his headset, and making direct eye contact with CJ. His face is emotionless, but he gives a slow, deliberate applause. Then he turns to the barricade and vaults over it into the crowd. Chris Avery: A big statement win for King Shit tonight. And we’ll see next week how Insurgentsia responds in kind.As Johnny walks the aisle, a woman in the second row stands up. As she removes her baseball hat and sunglasses, Ash Blake reveals herself and joins him in the aisle. The Tag Champions turn back to look at King Shit in the ring. The scene fades on the faces of CJ and Spencer staring the tag champs down.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 23:50:37 GMT -5
OOC NOTE:
UPRISING WILL HAVE LIVE RESULTS ELEMENT... AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SOON!
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 23:51:24 GMT -5
Mason Jones Segment
Jade Riley: Welcome back to Monday Night Clash and folks, with me is Mason Jones!Mason steps into frame getting hyped up and a little iritated.. Jade Riley: Mason, you appeared at Meltdown in the middle of the TV title fourway match and cost-Mason takes the microphone as the crowd pops! Mason Jones: BECAUSE TATIANA IS A STUPID BITCH AND SHE'S ABOUT TO GET FISTED RIGHT HERE!Mason shows both fists.. Mason Jones: SHE COST ME MY TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP AND TONIGHT? IM GOING TOJade screams as she scurries out of frame when a CHAIR slams across the back of Mason Jones! Billy: OH NO!Jolee holds onto the chair as Cousin Harper and James Payne start stomping on Masons back! Chris Avery: SHE JUST ATTACKED MASON!!Mason tries to push himself up and Jolee moves The Heritage out of the way and she slams the chair across his back a second time!! Billy: OH MY GOD!!Chris Avery: TWO CHAIR SHOTS!! COME ON!!Officials start coming into frame as an irate Jayson Price comes into frame and Jolee backs the Heritage up! Billy: OH YEAH REAL TOUGH HUH!? COME ON!!Price kneels down with Mason who is coughing and in pain.. Chris Avery: THE JOLEE MATCH WITH MASON JONES IS NEXT!! WHAT THE HELL!?We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 23:51:53 GMT -5
Mason Jones vs. Tatiana Jolee
The guitar opening of “Plowed” by Sponge begins to bellow out over the P.A system bringing the attention to the stage as the lights strobe as if in sync with the tempo of the song. Billy: WELCOME BACK TO CLASH AND LOOK REAL TOUGH!! TATIANA JOLEE COMING OUT HERE SHE JUST BASHED MASON JONES WITH A CHAIR TWICE!!Chris Avery: AND SHES LAUGHING!!Will I wake up, some dream I made up No, I guess it's reality What will change us, or will we mess up Our only chance to connect with a dream -KA-BOOM!- The fireworks explode off the top of the tron bringing the end to the strobes as a spotlight illuminates the figure of Tatiana Jolee standing there. Dressed in her blackout ring attire with matching boots and pads - her hair is pulled up in a bun and she has a black leather jacket with the Canadian flag on the back. Billy: AND HERITAGE RIGHT HERE BACKING HER UP! COME ON!!Chris Avery: IM SURE BRYAN BLAZE IS IN THE BACK STILL TRYING TO SCHEME ON ANDRE JENSON!! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!Will I wake up, some dream I made up No, I guess it's reality What will change us, or will we mess up Our only chance to connect with a dream Say a prayer for me (Say a prayer for me) Say a prayer for me Say a prayer for me (Say a prayer for me) I'm buried by the sound Of a world of human wreckage In a world of human wreckage In a world of human wreckage Where I'm lost and I'm found, and I can't touch the ground I'm plowed into the sound To her side steps her manager, Ruby Goldhirsch dressed in a classy business savvy designer outfit, and after a nod to one another, the duo makes their way down the ramp to the ring. Adeline Floyd: “Making her way to the ring, accompanied by Ruby Goldhirsch - from Vancouver, British Columbia… TATIANA JOOOOOLEEEE!” To see wide open with a head that's broken Hang a life on some tragedy Plow me under the ground that covers The message that is the seed After a quick conversation with Ruby on the outside, TJ walks up the ring steps, gliding across the apron before entering the ring through the middle ropes. She gives the hard camera a smirk and a little wink while removing her jacket before settling into the corner to await the start of her match. The crowd is booing as Tatiana is telling the official to count out Mason Jones! The camera keeps showing the ActionTron and the entrance but no Mason Jones. Billy: HES NOT COMING OUT! SHE BASHED HIM WITH A CHAIR! NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!The crowd pops as Mason stumbles through the curtain with Price trying to hold him back! Billy: LOOK AT THIS!!Chris Avery: YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!!Billy: MASON ISN'T QUITTING!Tatiana is PISSED as Mason keeps trying to push through officials and Price.. Billy: HIS BOYFRIEND JAYSON PRICE, THATS A WCF HALL OF FAMER TRYING TO STOP HIM!!Chris Avery: MASON IS HURT HE DOES NOT NEED TO DO THIS!Mason gets to the apron and is trying to climb into the ring as Tatiana is pissed and frustrated as the official keeps her back. Mason gets into the ring and is barely able to stand and the official gets to Mason and has him stand straight up.. Billy: IS HE GOING TO DO THIS?! COME ON NO WAY!!DING DING DING Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!Mason stumbles out of the corner and Jolee just hits the codebreaker!! Billy: THE DOUBLE CLUTCH!!Chris Avery: AND JONES IS OUT!Price gets on the apron as Jolee covers! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING Price slides into the ring to try and protect Mason as Heritage get into the ring and start throwing stomps and punches onto Price! Price rolls out of the ring!! And Jones is exposed! Jolee has another chair and she slams it across the back of Jones again!! Billy: THATS ENOUGH!!Chris Avery: AND HERE COMES BRYAN BLAZE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!Blaze is all smiles as he slides into the ring with something in his hands.. Jolee, Cousin Harper and Payne all pose as Blaze places a Canadian flag over Jones' body.. Billy: OH MY GOD THIS AGAIN?!Chris Avery: THIS IS ENOUGH! THE PROVINCE! THE HERITAGE! THE CANADIAN TOUGH N STUFF WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!They all pose as Price is telling an official his neck is hurt and Jones is out cold under a Canadian flag. We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 23:52:32 GMT -5
The GM Has a Visitor
GM Pasternak sits in his office when the door swings open and Dandy DiVito storms in and slams the door behind him. Pasternak lets out a big sigh as he looks at Dandy’s steely gaze. After a long beat of awkward silence in which Dandy breathes heavily and Pasternak crosses his arms over his chest, Dandy speaks huffing and puffing each word. Dandy DiVito: I been yo top fuckin’ dog fo’ months.Dandy’s infuriated breath heaves. He speaks with an intimidatingly low volume. Dandy DiVito: I DESERVE a fuckin’ rematch. Dandy’s anger melts a little. It’s replaced with desperation. Dandy DiVito: They’s gotta be somethin’ we can work out here, man. Pasternak’s stone face softens a little bit as he shrugs and nods. GM Pasternak: Maybe. Dandy’s brow furrows as cautious optimism washes over him. Dandy DiVito: Let’s talk.The scene fades to commercial as Dandy takes a seat across from the GM.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 23:53:45 GMT -5
All-In Qualifier Dionysus vs. Jason Cashe(c)
Adilene Floyd: The following is our MAIN EVENT, scheduled for ONE FALL! It is for the CBS X Championship!!Chris Avery: The crowd is electric, and we've got a big-fight feel here, and it's amazing to see the CBS X Championship get some love right here, on our home network!!Adilene Floyd: Introducing first...TEST YOUR METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL Pyro fires along the edge of the stage as "Test Your Metal" rips through the crowd. From backstage, Dionysus confidently strode out onto the stage, throwing his hands to the air and letting a bellow echo throughout. Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring, from Minneapolis, MN, weighing in at 270 lbs; he is The Lord of the Vine... DIONYSUS!!Dionysus took a moment to look around the venue as he began to walk down the ramp. He spent a few seconds slapping high fives before locking eyes with the ring. Walking over to the ring steps, he climbs up, placing a hand on the top rope. He entered in-between the top and middle ropes, all while looking at his opponent. He turned to the crowd, raising a single fist into the air, keeping it in the air as he turned toward the stage.. Dionysus then moved to the turnbuckle, waiting for his opponent. Billy: See, what have I been telling you, Avery?? The fire marshall has really been up our ass this month, those pyros are gonna set off a sprinkler!!Chris Avery: Sigh... ANYWAY. Dionysus is setting out on his own tonight, no tag team partner in sight. And Billy, the setbacks the Vanguard suffered in losing their bids for the Tag Team Championships have obviously been weighing on the mind of confidence of Dion and Downfall, and you know Dionysus desperately wants to get back on a winning track tonight.Billy: Well can he do it after I give him some pamphlets and make him take a short course on fire safety and finding the exits?!Adilene Floyd: And his opponent...The hymn-like hum vibrates through the area before Lauren Hill soundfully brings in the chorus. Jason Cashe comes out from the back, eyes covered in sunglasses. Looking around the arena at the live audience, his eyes stay hidden behind the shades. Taking a long drag off an air joint, Cashe howls up into the sky, a few fans howl with him.. Adilene Floyd: From Houston, Tejas by way of Decatur, Georgia.. A truly Troubled One they call DiOGee... the CBS X Champion... JASON CASHE!!Stopping as the aisle turns to ringside, Cashe drags a foot creating an imaginary line. This is the line where when passed, the talking stops. He steps into a jog, leaping up on the apron onto his left knee. He stands, ducking under the top rope to enter the ring. Taking off the sunglasses as he enters, he rushes across the ring and launches them deep into the crowd. Growling a roar to the live audience, showing he was ready to scrap. Chris Avery: We've heard a lot of words of respect passed between the champion and the challenger in recent weeks, and a lot of common history...Billy: And a lot, like a lot, of Dionysus weirdly fixating on Cashe's torso being long, for some reason...Chris Avery: But Cashe has really been stepping up to the plate as a champion. I have to believe that this is going to be a hell of a fight, for both men.Dionysus and Cashe circle each other for a moment. The referee, tells them to keep it clean, then tells them to go. Cashe and Dionysus reach out and bump fists in a sign of cautious respect, then they circle around each other. They finally lock up in which Cashe slaps on a side headlock. Dionysus backs into the ropes and tries to push Cashe loose but Cashe in a bulldog like maneuver jumps to the mat, keeping the lock sealed tight. Dionysus struggles for a moment, then fights his way back to his feet in which he staggers to the nearby ropes and wraps his arm around the top rope. the ref forces Cashe to break, and Cashe obliges. They turn around and Dionysus wring Cashe's arm, and goes for a side headlock of his own, sweeping Cashe down to the mat. Cashe tries to push his way clear, but can't dislodge Dionysus. After a moment, Cashe brings his legs up into a headscissors and wraps them around Dionysus' throat to reverse the hold. Dionysus quickly bridges and scrambles away from the hold. Dionysus and Cashe both get to their feet. Dionysus looks up at the ref, then at Cashe, then they go to lock up again, this time Cashe floats around behind Dionysus looking for a rear waistlock but Dionysus reverses as he floats around behind Cashe, strapping on a rear waistlock of his own. Cashe moves around trying to break Dionysus' grip loose but Dionysus muscles Cashe to the mat with an amateur belly to back takedown. Dionysus then floats over and straps a front facelock on Cashe. Cashe flails his arms after a moment is able to work his way to all fours. He lifts Dionysus up and then fireman's carries him down to the mat. Cashe takes a few gasps of air. Dion goes back to a side head lock. Chris Avery: We're seeing the beginnings of what could be called a game of human chess between these two men.Billy: As long as it isn't Human Centipede they're playing, because nobody wants to see that!After a few moments, Dion works his way up to one knee, then begins flinging elbows at Cashe's midsection to loosen the hold. He rises to his feet, and they go for another tie-up, but Cashe quickly grabs Dion's arm and spins through to put the former Tag champ in an armwringer. Cashe begins applying additional pressure, and eventually jerks on the arm. Dionysus reaches over with his other arm grabbing his shoulder in pain, but Cashe keeps twisting and tugging. Cashe spins some more to apply more pressure, and Dionysus reaches over grabbing Cashe's wrist, and he twists Cashe's arm behind him into a hammerlock. Cashe grimaces in pain as Dionysus works his arm, then he elbows him off. Dionysus stumbles away, and then Cashe grips his arm and gives him an arm drag takedown. Dionysus then kips up and reverses the wristlock giving Cashe an arm wringer takedown of his own, and while still holding onto Cashe's arm, Dionysus steps over it and gives it a leg drop. Dionysus then rises back to his feet rolling Cashe over onto his stomach turning the hold into a chickenwing. Cashe rolls over and in an awkward position manages to get Dionysus' shoulders onto the mat to get the hold released. Dionysus quickly gets to his feet and throws a few kicks away at Cashe as he rolls his way to the far side ropes, grabbing onto the middle rope and signalling to the ref to break up the action. Cashe gets back to his feet and he and Dionysus begin circling the ring again. They both pause and tie-up, but Cashe pulls Dionysus' head down into a side headlock. Dionysus then spins his body and brings Dionysus to the mat yet again with a headlock takedown. Dionysus then begins fighting back and after a few moments manages to get out of the headlock, and with some quick shifting around on the mat, Dionysus gets Cashe's arm behind him in another hammerlock. Both men slowly rise back to their feet as Cashe grabs for Dionysus' head again and misses, but goes for the legs tripping him up. Cashe tries to lock on a standing figure four, but Dionysus kicks him off. Chris Avery: You know, with his rough demeanor and biker sensibilities you might not match Jason Cashe as a tactical guy, but he is matching move for move with Dionysus.Billy: His bio lists him as a jack of all trades, and also a Gray Jedi, which means at any moment I expect Disney to come in with a copyright strike on us.As both men rise Cashe grips from behind in a waistlock, and floats behind for a German suplex, but Dionysus reaches out with everything he has and grips on to the top rope for dear life. He continues to block the suplex as Cashe tries for it again. Dion elbows Cashe in the side of the head, and as Cashe stumbles away, he turns around and eats a vicious spinning backfist that'd make Downfall grin. Cashe rolls over onto one knee, holding his jaw, and he goes for a kick to sweep out Dionysus' legs and Dionysus jumps over it. On landing, Dionysus plants a stiff kick into Cashe's newly weakened back. Billy: Sweep the leg, Cashe, Cobra Kai style. Show no mercy!Chris Avery: And YOU were the one who brought up copyrighted material...Billy: What, I literally have to say weird things in the break between moves, it's in my contract!!Cashe gets back to his feet and circles the ring trying to shake off the pain. He and Dionysus go in for another tie-up, and Cashe instead delivers a European uppercut. Cashe grabs Dionysus to go for a downward spiral, but Dionysus counters out of it with repeated elbows to Cashe's head. As Cashe removes the hold, Dionysus grabs Cashe's arm and spins back around into a hammerlock. Dionysus then wastes no time modifying his hold into a half-nelson before picking up Cashe and suplexing him to the mat with a katahajime suplex. Dionysus paces around, getting fired up. He lifts Cashe up and goes for a vertical suplex, snapping Cashe over and rolling his legs to spin up into a standing position and going for a second vertical suplex, before rolling up one more time and going for a hat trick, but Cashe blocks the third suplex with his leg, knees Dionysus in the gut and takes him down with a single arm DDT. Cashe backs up to the ropes and drops a knee right across the forehead of Dionysus, then pins him. Chris Avery: If you can believe it, this is the first pinfall attempt of the match!The ref counts the pin. The referee: One.. Two... Kickout. Cashe lifts Dionysus up and punishes him with a back suplex that drops him right on his head. Dionysus rolls around on the mat, gripping his neck in pain, and Cashe gives his neck, shoulder and arm a few stomps for good measure. He then drives a knee into the neck and shoulder area of Dionysus a few times, then locks on a Fujiwara armbar, torquing the arm of Dionysus and bending it back painfully. Chris Avery: This is actually very sound strategy by Cashe, he knows that Dionysus has a massive power advantage and so taking away the arms of his opponent is the best way to counter that.Dionysus uses his free elbow to nail Cashe repeatedly in the side of the head until he releases the hold. Dionysus rolls to his feet and comes toward Cashe, only to be taken down by an arm drag which Cashe twists into another arm-BAR (!), and Cashe takes Dionysus back down to the mat. Dionysus attempts to roll out of it, and gets slowly to his feet, sweeping Cashe's legs out from under him. Dionysus tries to twist Cashe's leg over into a single leg Boston crab. Cashe resists, trying to push Dionysus off of him with his other leg, but Dionysus fights him on it all the way and gives him a stomp right to the sternum, then he turns Cashe over and locks in the hold. Cashe groans in pain, and flails his arms. Billy: Dionysus is twisting Cashe like a delicious Aunt Annie's Pretzel!! (to the fourth wall) Aunt Annie's can be located inside your mall food court, and right now, they have a delicious honey mustard pretzel flavor for summertime. Mmmmm mmm, Annie's.Chris Avery: Did you... did you just shill ad space... in the middle of this match??Billy: I HAVE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CREDIT CARD DEBT, OKAY?Several long moments have passed in the hold, as Cashe gasps in agony, and Dion bangs on the knee, yelling at him to give up. The ref asks if Cashe will give up, but he shakes his head no. He stretches out for the bottom rope as Dionysus sits back on the hold, increasing the pressure on his lower back, and Cashe lets out a shout of pain. Cashe inches towards the ropes, until he is just a short distance away. He stretches out and grabs the bottom rope. Chris Avery: Cashe able to just barely stretch out and grab that bottom rope!!Billy: Can it be true? Is this mf really 65% torso like Dionysus has been babbling about??The ref tells Dionysus to release the hold, and not wanting to cheat, he does immediately. Dionysus lifts Cashe up, attempting to irish whip him to the ropes. Cashe reverses and sends Dionysus into the corner, and Dionysus plows into the turnbuckles full force, connecting with his sternum. Dionysus stumbles backwards, and Cashe nips up just in time to catch Dionysus from behind and take him down with a falling reverse neckbreaker. Cashe again covers. Chris Avery: Cashe with a nasty UTI -Billy: Some cranberry juice will clear that right -Chris Avery: NO!!!The ref: One... Two... Kickout. Billy: This will be just another match Dionysus showed up to only to fail, mark my words.Cashe lifts Dionysus up, but Dionysus gives him a jawbreaker. Dionysus rests for a second, as Cashe shakes the cobwebs out. Cashe comes back towards Dionysus, only to be taken down by a leg sweep and Dionysus floats over into a Pentagram choke hold. Cashe again reaches for the ropes. Dionysus pulls back under his chin, bobbing his head. Cashe slowly tries to push himself over so Dionysus is on his back. Dionysus finally releases the hold and lifts Cashe up, giving him a few curved knee lifts. He gives Cashe a snapmare into a seated position, then runs off the ropes and hits a flipping neckbreaker. Cashe rolls around, gripping his neck. Dionysus then applies a North-South choke. Cashe's eyes shoot open wide, as he tries to pull his head loose. Dionysus grips him tighter. Finally, Cashe rolls to his feet with the hold still on, and he reaches out and grabs the rope. The ref forces a rope break. Dionysus slides out onto the apron. Cashe takes a moment to catch his breath. Finally, Cashe comes back towards Dionysus, and as he does Dionysus gives him a shoulder thrust through the middle ropes that makes Cashe double over a bit in pain. Then, Dionysus gives him a shining wizard. Cashe is nearly floored, and he stumbles away to the middle of the ring, disoriented. Dionysus runs to the ropes, attempting to spring off with the Lionsault portion of Round of Applause, but Cashe catches him with double knees, and Dion hits and bounces off. Dionysus rolls around, holding his sides in pain. Cashe rests for a moment. Chris Avery: So far these men have gone counter for counter, with neither getting a clear advantage!!Billy: I dunno what match you're watching, but that was a clear crash and burn from the burnout!!Chris Avery: Well, Billy, that's because you have no class.Cashe takes a second to take a few gasping lungfuls of air, and he gets to his feet, picking the bigger man up by his hair. He slams Dionysus down with a scoop slam, then lifts him up again and hits a second, then a third. Cashe paces around for a moment, getting fired up, and then as Dionysus pulls himself up to his feet Cashe locks him in a half nelson and nails a half nelson side suplex. The crowd is starting to get behind Cashe, as he locks on a Mexican surfboard submission, pulling back under Dionysus' chin as he straightens out. Cashe pulls back, and positions himself on his back as he completely locks the hold in. Dionysus yells in pain. However, the ref sees Cashe's shoulders to the mat and starts to count a pin. The ref: One... Two... (Cashe breaks off the hold.) Chris Avery: Cashe almost outsmarted himself there.Cashe lifts Dionysus back up to his feet and goes to lift him on his shoulders for a Michinoku driver, however as Cashe pulls Dionysus up to shoulder level Dionysus kicks his legs, and slips off his shoulder to fall down behind Cashe's back, then he turns Cashe over into a Tombstone-like position and drops him with a piledriver. Cashe is laid out on the mat, blinking and stunned, and Dionysus rests for a moment. Finally, Dion gets to his feet, lifting a wobbly Cashe up. He gives Cashe a slap to the face, then a few more slaps and chops, followed by a spinning backfist, then a roundhouse kick, then a knee strike. Dionysus doesn't rest, lifting Cashe up in a Muay Thai clinch and giving in a few curved knee lifts, then he grabs the arm and whips Cashe into the corner, following up with a flying knee strike to the face. As Dionysus is in the corner, he follows it up by gripping Cashe's head and pushing out with a bulldog to take him to the mat. The crowd pops for this combo, and Dionysus goes for a cover. Chris Avery: Where did the big man learn to throw hands like that??Billy: Uh, I dunno, maybe we ask his tag team partner, who's trained in Krav Maga and threatened to break my dick like a twig?Chris Avery: Dionysus has the champion REELING!! And the cover!The ref: One... Two... Kickout. Dionysus lifts Cashe up, punishing him with a few forearm strikes that backs Cashe up to the ropes. He goes to whip Cashe off the ropes, but Cashe knees him in the gut and irish whips him to the ropes. Dionysus runs off the rope, and Cashe swings for a clothesline, but Dionysus ducks under it. Cashe turns right into a spinning back kick the the midsection that doubles him over. Dionysus shouts to the crowd "WINE AND ROSES", receiving a pop that would only be topped if he had yelled it was time to Morb. Dionysus pulls Cashe to his feet and whips Cashe to the corner, but at the last second Cashe jumps up onto the second rope, then hops off in a springboard style. He makes a turn in midair, but as he comes towards Dionysus, Dionysus catches him and spinebusters him into oblivion! The crowd chants "That was awesome!!" Dionysus rests for a moment. Dionysus covers... The ref: One... Two... Kickout. Dionysus can't believe it. He stares at the ref, asking him if it was three, but the ref assures him Cashe kicked out. Frustrated, Dionysus paces around for a moment, and then he walks over to the turnbuckle and signals to the crowd. He starts to climb the turnbuckles, taking his time due to fatigue. Dionysus finally makes his way to the top rope. Cashe gets up and runs up the ropes. Dionysus land a series of punches. The two battle on the top rope for a second, but then Dionysus gets the better of Cashe with a flurry of rights, until Cashe is limply standing on the turnbuckle, and Dionysus pushes Cashe off. Dionysus stands up just as Cashe comes to. When Cashe turns around, Dionysus flies off the turnbuckle, but Cashe is quicker and nails Dionysus midair with a BULLHAMMER ELBOW! Dionysus falls broken down to the mat after a sudden change of direction, and a stunned Cashe is laid on his side, looking up. Chris Avery: MARK OF JASON OUT OF MIDAIR??! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??Though shell-shocked by the impact and the effort he's managed to expend, Cashe takes a few seconds longer, and crawls over for the cover. The ref counts the pin. The ref: One... Two... Th... Kickout. Cashe lifts Dionysus up, clubbing him over the back a few times. The crowd is getting behind Dionysus, as his fist starts shaking with energy, and he starts Hulking the fuck up! He turns around, eyes wide and frenzied as Cashe looks on, his face showing a little bit of shock at Dionysus coming alive like this. Dionysus rushes forward, bulling Cashe into the corner and unloading on him with a furious assault of right hands! Dion beats Cashe until he is laying limply in the corner! But the referee tries to intervene, telling Dion to let Cashe out of the corner and watch the closed fists... Dionysus, fired up, turns his head to look at the referee, and Cashe comes in and pokes Dionysus in the eyes! Dionysus turns around and staggers a few steps, scrubbing at his eyes! Cashe comes forward, trying to grapple Dionysus from behind for a suplex, but Dionysus grips his head then falls straight down with a snapmare driver! The crowd pops huge! Dionysus rests, as Cashe looks to be out cold. The ref begins counting both men out. 1...2...3...4... both men start to stir... 5...6... Dionysus gets on all fours...7 Cashe starts to stir...8... both men start pulling themselves up...9... both men make it to their feet. Dionysus throws a right hand that makes Cashe's head snap back. Cashe retaliates with all the force he can in a right hand. The two exchange punches back and forth for a moment, then Dionysus starts getting the better of Cashe. He whips Cashe to the ropes, and as Cashe comes back Dionysus takes him down with a HUGE big boot. Dionysus motions for Cashe to get up, and then he hooks Cashe's arms and gives him a double pumphandle Orange Crush! Chris Avery: And there's the Silver Chariot!! Dionysus may be moments away from victory!Dionysus goes for a pin. The ref: One... Two... Thre... Kickout. Dionysus can't believe it. He stares at the ref, then at Cashe with a look of flabbergasted disbelief. Chris Avery: WHAT A BATTLE! THESE TWO MEN ARE PUTTING IT ALL OUT THERE!!Billy: This is just a testament to the effort these two men put out there this week, we have a certified shitfire BANGER ON OUR HANDS!!Thinking of how much he needs this, how much he put out into the universe that he wants this win, Dionysus grits his teeth and squares his jaw like his partner would, as he gets to his feet and paces over to the turnbuckle, then climbs to the top rope and goes for a five star frog splash. Cashe moves out of the way at the last second, and Dionysus hits the mat. Dionysus shouts in pain as he holds his backside, and he gets to his feet slowly, and Cashe takes him down with a hellacious Gore that turns Dionysus inside out. Cashe lifts Dionysus up until Dion is groggy and in a seated position, and Cashe goes to the corner behind him, rolls his shoulder a few times to wind up, and charges in for a devastating Bullhammer to the back of Dion's head, plowing right through him! Chris Avery: A SECOND, UNPROTECTED MARK OF JASON!!Billy: This boy has Waffle House cook energy, I'm not sure you'd want unprotected anything from him!!Cashe doesn't waste a second as he muscles the dead weight of Dionysus from his side onto his back, and goes for a cover. The referee: One... Two... Three - KICKOUT! Cashe's eyes open up in shock and amazement as he sits up, and he looks at Dionysus. Dionysus is already gritting his teeth and shaking the cobwebs out, and starting to roll over. Cashe has a look of bewilderment, as he's now questioning what he has to do to keep Dionysus down. Chris Avery: Dionysus is giving everything he has to this match! He's dead set on walking out of here with the CBS X championship!Billy: I can't believe it, but the crowd is coming unglued cheering in support for Dion!!Cashe gets to one knee, as Dionysus is on both knees, and Cashe goes to punch Dionysus in the face. Dionysus' head snaps to one side, and he climbs to his feet, throwing a punch back that nearly knocks Cashe on his ass. The two fight their way to their feet with right hands, back and forth! Dionysus, finally standing, with a right hand that staggers Cashe and makes him fall back, nearly to one knee. Cashe, firing off a right hand with enough mustard that it makes Dionysus stumble away! Dionysus, firing off a right hand with enough heat to equal a Miami summer that makes Cashe fall back into the ropes on one arm! Cashe, throwing a missile strike that snaps Dionysus' head back and makes him stumble around like he's drunk! Cashe goes for a quicker, followup strike... but Dionysus catches the arm maintaining wrist control... and counters it into a RAINMAKER!! Dionysus, following through all the way with the swing, hits the mat at the same time as Cashe!! Chris Avery (with a deep breath): GRRRRRRAAAAAAPEEEEVINEEEEEEE!!!! Billy: I can't believe this... Dion just has to crawl over and make a cover! He just has a foot to go!So winded and beaten down by the expenditure of energy from this match, that he's slowed to a crawl, inch by inch, Dion is summoning all of his strength as the crowd wills him on, shaking the rafters and counting the pinfall that should be. The crowd: ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... Finally, Dionysus, breathing heavily, red-faced, drapes an arm over Cashe, and the referee counts the actual pin. The referee and the crowd: One... Two Three - KICKOUT!! Chris Avery: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!Billy: How is this match still going on??Chris Avery: That's how much being CBS X Champion means to both of them!!Dionysus pushes himself up on his elbows, grimacing in pain... as Cashe rolls over, bleary-eyed. Both men stare in each other's eyes... the respect for each other deepening due to how hard they've fought for this... and yet knowing, that only one of them can walk away with the CBS title. They both make their way to their feet, slowly, clutching on to each other to support the other... but as they part, they begin slowly firing up, and throwing right hands. Billy: THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF THE GREATEST MAIN EVENTS WE'VE SEEN IN QUITE SOME TIME!!Chris Avery: CASHE WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HAND, NO!!Dion ducks and catches Cashe and turns him around and HITS THE GRAPEVINE!! Billy: GRAPEVINE!!Cashe ducks and grabs Dion from behind and turns him around and picks him up and SMASHING HIM WITH THE SCRAP ACTION DRIVER!! Billy: THE SA DRIVER!Cashe collapses onto Dionysus! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Billy: SHITFIRE HES STILL THE CBS CHAMPION!! JASON CASHE PUTS DIONYSUS AWAY!!Chris Avery: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST WITNESSED!!Cashe sits up and is handed the CBS Championship and he puts his hand over his head and wipes the sweat off his face and stands to his feet... the official raises his hand and he holds up the CBS Championship.. Billy: JESUS CHRIST!! WHAT A TITLE DEFENSE!!Cashe stumbles into the corner where the official is still checking on him and Cashe is nodding as we shoot to the replays of the big moments! Billy: THIS MATCH WAS BACK AND FORTH AND AT TIMES I THOUGHT DIONYSUS HAD IT! I THOUGHT DION WAS THE NEW CBS CHAMPION ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASSIONChris Avery: YOU'RE TELLING ME!! BUT HERE IT IS AT THE END! THE GRAPEVINE WAS JUST NARROWLY ESCAPED BY CASHE AND HE HITS THE DRIVER TO FINISH IT OFF!We come back to the ring where Cashe is still holding the belt up in the corner and Dionysus is getting up holding his head.. The music fades as Dionysus pulls himself up to his feet and Cashe walks across the ring to Dionysus.. Billy: What is this?!Cashe extends a hand out and Dionysus looks down at shakes his hand. Cashe gives him a nod of approval but Dionysus isn't happy and just exits through the ropes.. Billy: It's been a year for Dionysus, think about it Chris; He's missing out on All-In and this was after he's missed out on the Tag Team battle royal, and he's lost in numberous #1 Contender matches.. Chris, the Wine and Roses keeps coming up short..Chris Avery: I know its easy to sit here and say Dionysus has all the tools to be successful here in Action Wrestling but we can't act like it doesn't hurt, it doesn't sting..Dionysus just walks up the ramp as the crowd is cheering for the Vanguard superstar... Cashe is in the ring adjusting his Championship watching him walk up the ramp.. Billy: Dionysus can't give up, he's come so far, the former WCF World Champion is a main eventer here in AW and I stand by that!Dionysus leaves through the curtain and we see Cashe in the ring.. Billy: We'll be right back here on Monday Night Clash, we're going to hear from the WORLD CHAMPION himself.. Gerard Angelo.. when we come back!We take our final commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 1, 2022 23:56:34 GMT -5
The Championship Celebration of Gerard Angelo
We come back from commercial and the ring is set up with a nice carpet covering the mat. An ornate, velvet, piece of cloth protects something set up on a stand in the ring. Next to that is a table set up with a fine tablecloth with bottles of champagne and a dish of caviar. A red carpet has been rolled from the top of the ramp to the bottom. Four massive balloon bunches are tied to the individual turnbuckles. The lovely Adilene Floyd stands in the ring. Adilene Floyd: Everyone, please welcome the NEW World champion, Gerard Angelo!The opening synth of “Who Gon Stop Me” starts to play ass the lights go down. “I CAN’T STOP!”
The lights start to flash as “STOP” repeats over and over from different speakers in the arena as the beat starts to build and then it drops. BOOM
Instead of the usual small golden explosion, a massive set of fireworks go off, illuminating the darkened arena. The lights come back on and the new world champ walks out on stage, dressed in a grey, three-piece, suit with brown shoes. His sunglasses adorn his head as a grin is plastered on his face instead of the usual smirk. All eyes, however, are drawn to the twenty pounds of leather, gold, and precious gems hung over his shoulder. Gerry pats the World title as he walks down the red-carpeted ramp and steps up the stairs. He walks to the center of the apron and lifts the World title high into the air before stepping into the ring between the top and middle rope. Gerry admires the spread before calling for a microphone. Gerard Angelo: Forgive me if I slur any words but I’m still a little drunk from my Victory Lap this week.Half of the crowd cheers while the other boos. Gerard Angelo: Oh no, no, no. You idiots don’t get to jump on the bandwagon now after all this time. After months of booing me, you think cheering for me is going to have me like, “Gee, I never thought of it that way”? No. Let me nip this in the bud before you think it’s fun. You are all a fickle bunch, your allegiance sways with a light breeze. You’re all just like that fat moron sitting over there.He gestures towards Billy, who lifts his hands, confused Billy: What the hell did I do?Gerard Angelo: You rooted against me for months until I went up against someone you all deemed a “greater evil”. Then cheering for me was in vogue. I won’t accept that. We didn’t win this title. I won this title. In spite of all of you. It was all me. You had nothing to do with it. You’re not even dumb marks at this point. You’re dumb marks who think they know what’s going on. And there is nothing worse than stupid people who think they’re intelligent. But I guess I’m expecting too much from a backwater town in the middle of this terrible state.The crowd is united in their boos. Gerard Angelo: No you keep your mouths shut. This is church and I’m holding mass. You will sit in quiet reverence while I give you my sermon from the mountain top. Quiet reverence until it is time to sit your proper tribute on the alter for God. Speaking of proper tribute.Gerry turns and steps over to the ropes, leaning down on them as he stared at Adilene. Gerard Angelo: Adilene honey, sweetheart, what the hell was that introduction? That wasn’t what we discussed earlier, now was it?She looks over at Chris and Billy before looking back at the champion. Gerard Angelo: I’m the one talking, look at me. You seem distracted. Thinking about the baby? Thinking about where you’re going to eat after the show? Or are you thinking about what position Spencer is gonna disappoint you in later?The crowd boos loudly. Gerard Angelo: Oh like your opinions matter to me.His head snaps back to Adilene who’s glaring at him. Gerard Angelo: I want another introduction. The right one. The faster you do it, hon, the faster you can go back to being the piece of eye-candy you were hired to be. I’ll be out here all night. I’m the CBS network’s favorite son. We got as much overrun time as I need. I’ll stand here and drink champagne all night.Gerard grabs a flute off the table and sips it as he leans on the ropes again. Adilene looks disgusted but begrudgingly stands up. Adilene Floyd: Everyone, please welcome the NEW Undisputed Action Wrestling Heavyweight Champion of the World, GERARD ANGELO!The crowd boos as Gerry celebrates. Adilene sits back down. Gerard Angelo: That was much better. That’s the bare minimum of the respect I should be given. I did what no one else could do. I ended the threat of Dandy DiVito. Snatched the World title and sent him to the back of the line. Something all of your faves couldn’t do. And I did it all by myself. I stand here before you as the face of not only the company but of the entire business. I don’t care what outlaw mud show any of you people like, this title-Gerry lifts the belt off his shoulder and holds it up. Gerard Angelo: -Is the most important and prestigious championship in the world. That means by default I am the most important and prestigious champion in the world. And it took me what? Seven months to reach the mountain top, the place that a lot of the wrestlers you adore only dream about. Let me tell you all a story, peel back the curtain a little bit. Back in December, I was in negotiations with Action Wrestling. I was sitting in AW HQ out there in Vegas. My lawyers were negotiating with Actions. I sat across from Torture and Gravedigger while what would be the most lucrative free agent contract in Action Wrestling history. Torture turned to me and asked, “What makes you think you’re worth this amount of money?” I looked him dead and the eye and told him by this time next year, you’re going to realize I’m worth every goddamned penny. Hey Tort, looks like I’m ahead of schedule.Gerry lifts the title to give it a kiss. Gerard Angelo: I should still be ass naked on Milos sunbathing with lingerie models but I am a benevolent god so I came all the way to dreary Grand Fork to bring some joy into your pathetic lives by making you part of history. The first night of the Age of Angelo. The first night of my Action Wrestling. I brought a small bit of luxury from my lavish life to share with you. This champagne, this is Armand de Brignac, each bottle here cost ninety grand. That’s more than most of you make in a year. The caviar? That’s Almas caviar. Harvested from the rare albino sturgeon only found in the unpolluted waters of the Caspian Sea. I can see your confused faces. I suggest you educate yourselves better.
The crowd boos again as Gerard turns to the covered stand. Gerard Angelo: And what do we have here?Gerard pulls the cover off and exposes a bronze bust of his head. Gerard Angelo: Would you look at that? It’s my hall of fame bust. I had it made for when I’m headlining the class of 2023 next year. And I’m going in as the champion. What? Did you all think I would be afraid because the next big show is Uprising? Because it’s time for someone the claim the All-In briefcase? Because the said briefcase holds an anytime, anywhere, contract for this title here? Don’t make me laugh. I’m Gerard Angelo. The crowd boos. Gerard Angelo: A living legend. The Moriarty of Action Wrestling. You don’t think I’ve already planned for it? There’s not a person on the roster that can beat me. I’ve already proven that. I’ve run through hall of farmers. I’ve run through up-and-coming stars. Hell, I don’t even think Pasternak has anyone in mind because I’ve beaten everyone. In fact, I’m feeling so untouchable right now, that I challenge anybody in the back to come out and step up to the greatest of all time. So name the number one contender! Give me the challenge, I'll beat em' all!Angelo turns and stares at the ActionTron and entrance area as the crowd stands up to his feet.. Torture shows up on the ActionTron!
The crowd pops Torture: Gerard! Dude, how is it going?!The crowd is still going crazy. Torture: As you can tell, I have business to attend to and I'm getting ready to leave the arena so I won't make it out there! BUT I do have my number one contender ready for you! It's official! This number one contender will face you ONE ON ONE at Uprising for the World Championship.. The crowd buzzes.. Torture: I'll leave it at that. Its up to them if they want to come out!The scene fades out as Torture gets into the backseat of his SUV. Angelo cracks his neck and adjusts the Championship on his shoulder as he stares at the entrance ramp.. Billy: SO WHO IS IT?!Chris Avery: WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT CLASH SO COME ON OUT!Angelo continues staring at the entrance ramp as the crowd begins getting loud and getting crazy.. They start chanting and Angelo starts looking out at the crowd.. Billy: This crowd is in a frenzy!Chris Avery: WHO IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER?!The crowd begins to chant "LIS-SIE HOPE! LIS-SIE HOPE!"Louder and louder and Angelo is eyerolling.. Grimes' "You'll Miss Me When I'm Not Around" and "LISSIE HOPE" logo appears on the ActionTron.
The sold out arena goes fucking INSANE. Billy: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!Lissie Hope walks through the curtain and stops on the stage and stares directly into the ring.. Chris Avery: ITSSSSSSSSS LISSSSSSSSSSSIEEEE HOPE!!!Lissie adjusts her jacket, never taking her eyes off Gerard Angelo and then walks down the ramp as the crowd fucking continues erupting!! Billy: UPRISING JUST GOT SWEETER!! Chris Avery: THE SELF-PROCLAIMED SON OF CBS, THE HOLLYWOOD HANDSOME OF GERARD ANGELO WILL BE DEFENDING THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST THE BLACKHEART!! LISSIE HOPE!!Lissie gets to the steps but before she takes one step up, she looks over to her left as the crowd just eats it up. Angelo doesn't take his eyes off of her.. Billy: TORTURE NAMED A MONUMENTAL NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!Chris Avery: THE FORMER TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION, THE US CHAMPION, THE ORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION, THE GOD DAMN WOMEN OF THE YEAR TWICE.. SHE HAS THIS CROWD EATING OUT OF HER HANDS!!Lissie steps up the steel steps and onto the apron and dips through the ropes and into the ring and WALKS STRAIGHT UP TO GERARD ANGELO!! The two go face to face! Billy: UPRISING THESE TWO WILL MEET FOR ANGELOS' WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!Chris Avery: JUST WHEN YA THINK THIS IS THE SEASON OF ANGELO.. IT BECOMES THE SUMMER OF HOPE!The two are still face to face and the camera switches back to Angelo talking trash and Lissie just smiling and the crowd going insane.. Billy: WE'RE OUT OF TIME!! HOLY SHIT FIRE I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK!With that, Clash fades off the air.
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