Post by The Golden Idolo on Jul 31, 2022 10:46:39 GMT -5
"Shut up, Paco and roll the damn camera!"
"Okay, okay."
"Freya, I'm starting with YOU, because I'm sorry, but YOU must've been trained by the most selfish estupido trainers in all of lucha! You definitely weren't taught what it means to be in a tag TEAM match, because you did absolutely NOTHING for our pairing in that match out there! One would even say you failed to show up, but we all saw you shit the bed, didn't we?"
"There was a moment when we were paired together where I thought you were going to bring something to our match, but I suppose that's on me, huh? My own mija was embarrassed by your showing and let me tell you, that's saying a lot considering her favorite female wrestler is Serenity Holmes… You may shrug that match off and claim it meant nothing to you, but I'm going to make you pay for your poor showing and I'm going to continue my path toward El Dorado, while you rethink your wrestling career…"
"Oooo hit 'er with it, cuz!"
"She had a bright beginning, but she messed up by her lack of showing up when she needed to the most… And speaking of not showing when it is needed most, there's no one who fails to show up more than that perro space cadet, Marley…"
What a waste of opportunity…
"This kid has had chance after chance after chance and he has failed just as many times as he has failed a pop up drug test. Marley's name has been mentioned week after week and yet he hasn't done a damn thing to warrant it. Am I wrong?"
"Nah, you right and you know the choke artist Marley knows it too."
"Paco, Marley is worse than a choke artist… He's a choke artist who's in denial, but believes his own hype."
"It's a shame cuz…"
"I mean take his title match for instance… He had Teo with that stiff t-bone suplex and couldn't get the pin… Then he locked on a choke and still couldn't get Teo to tap or pass… He HAD Teo right where many can't say they have in Teo's Hall of Famed career, but the spaced out estupido does what he does best…"
Paco doesn't miss a beat.
"He chokes!"
"Exactly and if I was in his shoes at that very moment, I'd stop at nothing to solidify my DESTINY… Because La victoria es para el destinado… The VICTORY goes to the DESTINED. Freya should keep her eyes set on the Women's title and Alex should keep his eyes set on not being titled the Action Wrestling Choke Artist of the Year. Step aside and get the hell off my Road to El Dorado and bear witness to their Golden Idolo!"
"Cuz, your pops would be proud of the man you are today."
Estupido primo, why's he gotta bring up Padre?
"He set the footprints in the muck for me to trek in this business and I have stepped through all of them til there was nothing left. I love mi Padre, but my Road to El Dorado is paved differently from his and I'll stop at nothing until I'm draped in gold. My fellow competitors have no true idea of what it is like to live through heritage and come out on the other side willing to live up to the hype by being better than what your Familia has imagined…"
"I hear ya, cuz…"
"You don't hear a thing, perro… You're from my blood, yet you are a companion on this venture, not a front runner… Sadly, Primo, you're no different than Marley in the sense of, you have nothing to show for your lot in life… Am I wrong?"
"Cuz, I… Uh… I got stuff…"
"Paco, I bought your Audi for you and I'm pretty sure I bought the clothes you're wearing too… I'm not dissing you, I'm just saying in this world, there are those who can lead exemplary and then there are those who destined to be followers… Marley and Freya will be proven to be followers when I upstage them at Cruiserclash this week…"
"Okay, okay."
"Freya, I'm starting with YOU, because I'm sorry, but YOU must've been trained by the most selfish estupido trainers in all of lucha! You definitely weren't taught what it means to be in a tag TEAM match, because you did absolutely NOTHING for our pairing in that match out there! One would even say you failed to show up, but we all saw you shit the bed, didn't we?"
"There was a moment when we were paired together where I thought you were going to bring something to our match, but I suppose that's on me, huh? My own mija was embarrassed by your showing and let me tell you, that's saying a lot considering her favorite female wrestler is Serenity Holmes… You may shrug that match off and claim it meant nothing to you, but I'm going to make you pay for your poor showing and I'm going to continue my path toward El Dorado, while you rethink your wrestling career…"
"Oooo hit 'er with it, cuz!"
"She had a bright beginning, but she messed up by her lack of showing up when she needed to the most… And speaking of not showing when it is needed most, there's no one who fails to show up more than that perro space cadet, Marley…"
What a waste of opportunity…
"This kid has had chance after chance after chance and he has failed just as many times as he has failed a pop up drug test. Marley's name has been mentioned week after week and yet he hasn't done a damn thing to warrant it. Am I wrong?"
"Nah, you right and you know the choke artist Marley knows it too."
"Paco, Marley is worse than a choke artist… He's a choke artist who's in denial, but believes his own hype."
"It's a shame cuz…"
"I mean take his title match for instance… He had Teo with that stiff t-bone suplex and couldn't get the pin… Then he locked on a choke and still couldn't get Teo to tap or pass… He HAD Teo right where many can't say they have in Teo's Hall of Famed career, but the spaced out estupido does what he does best…"
Paco doesn't miss a beat.
"He chokes!"
"Exactly and if I was in his shoes at that very moment, I'd stop at nothing to solidify my DESTINY… Because La victoria es para el destinado… The VICTORY goes to the DESTINED. Freya should keep her eyes set on the Women's title and Alex should keep his eyes set on not being titled the Action Wrestling Choke Artist of the Year. Step aside and get the hell off my Road to El Dorado and bear witness to their Golden Idolo!"
"Cuz, your pops would be proud of the man you are today."
Estupido primo, why's he gotta bring up Padre?
"He set the footprints in the muck for me to trek in this business and I have stepped through all of them til there was nothing left. I love mi Padre, but my Road to El Dorado is paved differently from his and I'll stop at nothing until I'm draped in gold. My fellow competitors have no true idea of what it is like to live through heritage and come out on the other side willing to live up to the hype by being better than what your Familia has imagined…"
"I hear ya, cuz…"
"You don't hear a thing, perro… You're from my blood, yet you are a companion on this venture, not a front runner… Sadly, Primo, you're no different than Marley in the sense of, you have nothing to show for your lot in life… Am I wrong?"
"Cuz, I… Uh… I got stuff…"
"Paco, I bought your Audi for you and I'm pretty sure I bought the clothes you're wearing too… I'm not dissing you, I'm just saying in this world, there are those who can lead exemplary and then there are those who destined to be followers… Marley and Freya will be proven to be followers when I upstage them at Cruiserclash this week…"
