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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:18:34 GMT -5
Pyro blasts off inside the arena and we're LIVE on CBS! Billy: WELCOME TO ONE OF THE MOST WATCHED EPISODIC TELEVISION SHOWS IN HISTORY! ITS MONDAY NIGHT CLASH!!Chris Avery: AND TONIGHT WE HAVE BIG TIME MATCHES! LISSIE HOPE AND BACCHUS GO ONE ON ONE AND WE HAVE KIDSGROVE AND ROMAN GUNN.. A YEAR IN THE MAKING, IN THE MAIN EVENT! THE WINNER? THEY FACE PARK AT MELTDOWN FOR THE US TITLE!Billy: We're just six nights away from Meltdown but lets go to Adilene Floyd for our special guest tonight!We cut to the ring with Adilene. Adilene Floyd: Please welcome our special guest tonight.. With 92 touchdowns he was the quarterback for the Cleveland Browns, BAKKKERRRRR MAAYYYFIEEELLDDD!!The crowd pops as Baker Mayfield comes through the curtain with a Carolina Panthers jersey. The crowd starts to boo! Billy: Baker Mayfield!? Wow! We knew he was a fan of AW but coming out here tonight, IN CLEVELAND no less?Chris Avery: Baker Mayfield was traded to the Panthers after the Browns got their new QB in DeShaun Watson!Baker gets into the ring and grabs a microphone. Baker Mayfield: I'm excited to finally be on a good team like the Carolina Panthers!The crowd boos. Baker Mayfield: No longer will I have to be made fun of for being in such a crap town!The crowd boos. Billy: Wow, strong words.Baker Mayfield: I know theres an open competition for the Panthers and I'm going to beat out Sam Darnold this offseason and take the starting job and when the Panthers make the playoffs..The crowd boos.. Baker Mayfield: And the Browns are in LAST PLACE!The crowd BOOS even louder.. Baker Mayfield: Just know what you had was better than what you have!Baker raises his arms up into the air as his music hits and the crowd boos. Baker leaves the microphone in the ring as he exits the ring and heads up the ramp. Billy: Well that was an interesting way to kick off Clash!Chris Avery: Six nights away from Meltdown and anything can happen, right?Billy: That's right! Lets hear from Paramount+ and we'll be right back to kick things off with our opening match! A three way match coming up next!We take a quick commercial specifically for Paramount+.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:19:22 GMT -5
Alexandra Calaway vs. Thon Maker vs. Void
The beginning of Rhinestone Eyes by Gorillaz hits the PA, as black and white images of biblically accurate angels flash on the ActionTron in time with the beat. Void walks out, entrance mask on. He kneels down on the ramp, bringing his left hand up to cover the portion of his face not covered by his mask. His right hand beats on his chest, once, twice, three times. Then, he gets up, removing his left hand from his face. He stares out at the audience as he walks down the ramp, but he doesn't seem to be seeing them. Adilene Floyd: Introducing, weighing in at 195 pounds, hailing from The Abyss, he is... Void!Reaching the ring, Void removes his mask. He climbs the stairs and, for the first time, seems to notice the crowd around him. He stares out at them and puts his hands out, at 45 degree angles from his sides. Void then mounts the turnbuckle. Looking skyward, he crosses his legs and enters the tree of woe position. He splays his arms out, under the second rope, then slowly brings them together, pointing across the ring, towards his opponent or the empty corner. Void pulls himself back up to the turnbuckle, Void jumps down to the mat, then sits cross legged in the corner, awaiting his opponent. Billy: Void making his BIG in ring return here tonight!Generic hip hop trance music hits and Thon Maker comes out with his arms raised up into the air and he stops at the top of the stage. He points both arms down and makes a fist and shadow punches towards the ground and then raises them back into the air as a small pyro blasts behind him! Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, The Professional Athlete, THON MAKER!He takes a few steps while she makes the introduction but stops when she screams his name and points to the sky with one hand. When shes done he continues walking down the ramp and looks out at the fans. Some boo, some cheer, but Thon is all smiles as he climbs up the steps onto the apron and walks across to the middle and looks out at the crowd on the ramp side. He smiles again as he steps over the ropes and points both arms up to the sky and walks directly into the ropes stomach first and roars out at the crowd! Chris Avery: Thon Maker has a few wins racked up, remember he IS our 2022 Prince Jimmy Dean Memorial Battle Royal winner!Baby, I'm about to blow Ticking like a time bomb Ready to explode Hit you with my best shot Got you in my sights Running for your life Love is a liar The lights go down and "Blow" Eva Under Fire ft: Spencer Charnas starts to play. The arena is filled with Red and lights and fog. The Silhouette of Alexandra can be seen at the top of the ramp. She poses on the top of the ramp and as the beat drops, she starts to make her way down the ramp, towards the ring. Stopping halfway down the ramp, she stops looking out over the crowd, before continuing on. She smirks seeing some of the signs people made, a cocky smirk crosses her face. R-R-Ready, aim, fire Baby, I'm about to blow I'm about to blow I'm about to Finishing her walk down the ramp, she climbs onto the ring apron and up onto the turnbuckle. She slips into the ring and poses on the ropes, leaning forward on the ropes, sometimes talking shit with people in front row as she waits for her opponent. Chris Avery: This match is ready to begin!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Void takes the immediate offensive and hits a running DDT on Calaway. Calaway rolls out of the ring, pissed off as Maker clotheslines Void. Void is back up and runs at him and receives a hip toss. He’s back up, ducks a big boot attempt and dives through the ropes, taking out Calaway. Billy: Damn! Void is quick!Chris Avery: This match off to a hot start!Calaway arches his back in pain and Maker plays to the crowd inside. Void picks up Calaway and rolls him into the ring and Maker stomps away at him before letting Calaway get to his feet. He whips Calaway across the ring and puts him down with a big kick. Maker turns around into a running lariat from Void who was waiting and sizing him up! Billy: Wow! What a shot!Chris Avery: Big impact there!Calaway is finally in the match as he spears Void to the mat. Calaway dodges a clothesline from Maker and starts throwing haymakers at Maker, backing him into the corner. He whips Maker across the ring, but Maker reverses it. Maker hits a facecrusher, but is again floored by Void who hits a spearing takedown! Void holds on for the pin. Billy: He might have him here!ONE!! No! Calaway doesn’t even let it get much past a 1 count before she stops the pin. Chris Avery: I don’t think that pin break was even necessary, I doubt Maker was going down that fast!Calaway stomps away at Void, but Void works his way to his feet. Calaway whips Void across the ring and catches him with a sidewalk slam. SHe applies a single leg Boston crab, but Maker kicks her off of Void. Maker grabs Calaway and chokeslams her to the mat. He pulls Calaway to his feet and executes a tiger suplex. Maker notices Void this time and ducks a flying forearm attempt by Void who slides under the ropes, but catches himself before he falls out. He gets to his feet quickly and springboards off for a flying head scissors on Maker, but Maker catches him! Billy: WHOA!! He just powered Void up and powerbombed him to the mat! Maker is on fire!Chris Avery: This match is so damn good!Void gets back to his feet and avoids an avalanche in the corner. He grabs Maker’s head and drops him for a neckbreaker. Void hits a standing moonsault and goes for the pin. ONE!! TWO!! Calaway is back up and stops Void from pinning Maker. Void elbows Calaway in the face as he goes to grab him from behind. Void whips Calaway across the ring and catches him for a powerslam. Void hits a back suplex and goes for another cover right away! ONE TWO NO!! Maker stops the pin attempt. Maker knees Void and tosses him through the ropes to the outside. He turns as Calaway gets to his feet and Calaway hits a DARK THOUGHTS! Billy: Dark thoughts to Calaway!!Chris Avery: She's going for the pin!ONE!! TWO!! NO!! Void slingshotted himself over the ropes into a leg drop on the back of Alex to break up the pin! Void, Maker and Calaway are down and out! Who can get up first?! Chris Avery: Void is picking her up!Void stands up Calaway but she blocks his kick and shoves him down! Thon hits a big boot on Calaway knocking her through the ropes out of the ring! Thon turns around and Void hits a superkick to the stomach causing him to drop to a knee! Void hits THE GRIEVOUS PENANCE! Thon Maker is out! Void covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Calaway slides back in but she's too late and VOID is victorious! Billy: What a win! Void wins in his return match!Chris Avery: I can't believe he just defeated Void!Billy: Calaway put a damn good fight up too! She's going places!Chris Avery: Void and Calaway looked strong in this bout!Void celebrates in his return the only way he knows how. We fade to a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:20:05 GMT -5
A word from the FRESH couple!
We're live in the living room of Mason Jones. Mason Jones: This is my living room. This is my bOYFRIEND JAYSON PRICE.
Price nods up. Mason Jones: AND IN A BIT, you're going to SEE MY Television Championship being defended and Im PISSED about it.Price nods again. Mason Jones: Tatiana, ya dumb bitch, you stole something that belongs to me and I'm going to be cleared from my concussion at some point this week so I'm going to give you payback!And Jones leans over and Price kisses him on the cheek. Mason Jones: And Payback is a bitch!Jones gestures for the camera to turn off. The scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:21:20 GMT -5
Max Daemon vs. Tatiana Jolee(c)
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Adilene Floyd: “The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall with a 30 minute time limit. And is for the Action Wrestling TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!” "Royal Flush" by Silva Hound ft. Mick Lauer and Jonathan Young plays on the PA system. The spotlights shine on Max despite the house lights still being up. He steps onto the stage with a smirk on his face and his hooded jacket's hood up. Chris Avery: “Tonight is the rematch from two weeks ago where the now TV Champion defeated THIS man, Max Daemon in the opening rounds of Glory”Billy: “Max has some new tricks up his sleeve, and apparently a cemetery plot ready for the champion”He's also wearing the custom Reebok Ex-Oh-Fit Pure Platinum Hi-Daemons shoes. He has a red Solo cup in his hand. He looks out at the crowd for a few moments until the verse starts. He finishes his drink and tosses the cup behind him. Adilene Floyd: On his way to the ring. Currently residing in a version of Baltimore, MD. Weighing in at 180 lbs. He...is "The Hellborn...and Heavensent"...Max...f'n...DAEMON! He starts to walk down the ramp. He ignores the jeering fans, walking a brisk pace past them with the smirk on his face getting wider. As the chorus reaches its apex, Max hops onto the apron. He steps onto the turnbuckle, placing his right foot on the middle rope and the left on the top. He throws down his hood, unzipping his jacket as the chorus fades away. He points to the hard camera, giving it a finger gun "shot". Chris Avery: “He is fired up after that loss… A loss that was down to the interference of Ruby Goldhirsch. You have to wonder if she… Or maybe Jolee’s new friends in Providence will play a role in this one?”Billy: “Providence is known for one thing… They’re Canadian. And though I’m not a Canadian… I do love some Maple Syrup. So Fingers crossed they bring waffles to the ring tonight!”Chris Avery: “That would be… Well… Unlikely”Billy: “Aww… Why do you have to kill all my dreams like that?”Upon the radio feedback, he hops off and takes the jacket off. He tosses it aside and rolls out of the ring. He grabs a quick clear drink of alcohol before emptying it down his gullet. He rolls back in and waits patiently for whomever his opponent is as he sits down in the corner, the smirk never leaving his face. Chris Avery: “I’ve got a feeling that we’re in for a grudge match tonight. Look at the expression on Daemon’s face”Billy: “He’s either really mad… or holding in a fart so he doesn’t offend Adilene”The guitar opening of “Plowed” by Sponge begins to bellow out over the P.A system bringing the attention to the stage as the lights strobe as if in sync with the tempo of the song. Will I wake up, some dream I made up No, I guess it's reality What will change us, or will we mess up Our only chance to connect with a dream -KA-BOOM!-
The fireworks explode off the top of the tron bringing the end to the strobes as a spotlight illuminates the figure of Tatiana Jolee standing there. Dressed in her blackout ring attire with matching boots and pads - her hair is pulled up in a bun and she has a black leather jacket with the Canadian flag on the back. Around her waist is her beloved TV Title, which she is to defend here tonight. Chris Avery: “The fans here in Ohio are letting Jolee know what they think about her, here tonight”Billy: “They aren’t booing… They’re… They’re… Okay, they’re booing”Will I wake up, some dream I made up No, I guess it's reality What will change us, or will we mess up Our only chance to connect with a dream Say a prayer for me (Say a prayer for me) Say a prayer for me Say a prayer for me (Say a prayer for me) I'm buried by the sound Of a world of human wreckage In a world of human wreckage In a world of human wreckage Where I'm lost and I'm found, and I can't touch the ground I'm plowed into the sound To her side steps her manager, Ruby Goldhirsch dressed in a classy business savvy designer outfit, and after a nod to one another, the duo makes their way down the ramp to the ring. Adeline Floyd: “Making her way to the ring, accompanied by Ruby Goldhirsch - from Vancouver, British Columbia… She is the AW Television Champion…TATIANA JOOOOOLEEEE!” To see wide open with a head that's broken Hang a life on some tragedy Plow me under the ground that covers The message that is the seed Billy: “We want syrup! We Want Syrup!”Chris Avery: “What on earth are you doing?”Billy: “Trying to get the chant started… Maybe they’ll bring out pancakes if enough of us want it?”After a quick conversation with Ruby on the outside, TJ walks up the ring steps, gliding across the apron before entering the ring through the middle ropes. She gives the hard camera a smirk and a little wink while removing her jacket. She then undoes the title from her waist, folding the straps under the plate… She stares into it for a moment, kissing the face plate before handing it over to the referee and settling into the corner to await the start of her match. Chris Avery: “Boy, these fans really aren’t liking Tatiana Jolee… This is the most negative response we’ve seen from her since she arrived here. You have to wonder if the fans will contribute to the outcome of this match?”After holding the title up in the air, the referee hands it through the ropes to Ms. Floyd who brings it to the time keeper. We get a cut to Ruby Goldhirsch on the outside of the ring, pacing nervously as the fans spew bile and hatred at them both. Billy: “So far, no sign of either The Heritage, or Bryan Blaze… Maybe she feels she doesn’t need them tonight?... OR… Maybe they’re getting the pancakes ready out back!?”Finally, the referee calls for the bell to start tonight’s TV Title match -ding-ding-ding- Chris Avery: “Here we go! Will Jolee find a way to retain what she proclaims as the top championship in the company? Or will Max Daemon’s new tactics prove the champ to be a chump?”Max comes out of his corner and heads across the ring towards Jolee, who hits the deck and rolls out of the ring to a chorus of boos. Max stops, not taking the bait this time as Tatiana barks at the referee about failing to check Max’s boots and gear for hidden weapons. Billy: “Smart move by the champion… Hate to see that dastardly Daemon sneak a pair of knucks into this thing”Chris Avery: “More like a sign of fear from Jolee… Max hasn’t tried anything nefarious. In fact it’s TJ that took advantage and bent the rules at Glory to win the match”The referee tells her to get back in the ring, but she flat out refuses to do so until Max is searched… Even threatening to take the TV Title and walk out of the match if need be. This threat was backed up by Ruby who DEMANDED that their opponent be searched as he was ‘mentally unstable’ - this whole thing drew even louder boos from the fans. Billy: “If she leaves and retains the title… We celebrate with PANCAKES!”Chris Avery: “The referee and challenger are at a disadvantage here… If they refuse, Jolee will take the count out loss and retain the title. I’m not sure these fans will take that outcome very kindly”Finally, Max taps the referee’s shoulder and tells him to just check him so they can get this damn match started… His words, not ours… And as the ref checks Max’s boots, Tatiana slides into the ring and cut blocks him from behind taking BOTH Max and the ref down to the canvas! “BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”
The fans ABSOLUTELY hate it…
Chris Avery: “TJ with the underhanded tactics again!”Billy: “The ref is hurt too, I believe!”The Champion was in the driver seat, stomping down on Daemon’s knee with ruthless precision before grabbing his legs and dragging him over to the turnbuckle. She rolls out of the ring and pulls his legs through the ropes between the corner post and with nobody there to admonish her, or even begin the ringout.. Jolee applies the turnbuckle figure-4 spot! Chris Avery: “TURNBUCKLE FIGURE FOUR!”Billy: “Max is in AGONY!”Daemon roars in pain, slapping and clawing at his own face as he writhes in pain. The fans BOO loudly, even becoming hostile to Ruby, who keeps her distance from both the crowd and the fight as Jolee hangs upside down using her weight and gravity to do untold damage to that knee.. Chris Avery: “Here’s referee Ferris!”A second referee comes running down the ramp along with the trainers, who go in to help the injured referee… Ferris… We’re not told if that’s her first, or last name… Actually physically prys Tatiana off of Max, forcing a hold break. Jolee springs up to her feet, balling her fist - but stops just short of assaulting an AW official for fear of suspension and being stripped of her title… Billy: “Don’t hit the ref! I like this one… She once gave me half of her twix bar backstage”Instead, she rolls back into the ring - followed by our new referee, and goes right back after Max, stomping on his face a couple of times before dragging him up to his feet. She tries to whip him across the ring, but he takes two steps and collapses - his knee apparently giving out on him. Chris Avery: “Daemon may be too injured to carry on here… This one might be over”Referee Ferris consults with him, but he is adamant that he will not quit and refuses her questioning his fitness… Of course TJ doesn’t allow this chat to go on for long and grabs that injured leg before booting him on the back of the knee. Again Daemon roars out in pain and before he can even try to get away, Jolee pivots and drops down into the traditional figure four! Billy: “Figure 4 Leg lock! This guy HAS to tap…. He HAS TO!”But he doesn’t… Chris Avery: “He’s refusing!”Max shakes his head no as the referee asks him if he’d like to submit… There was no way in hell that he was going to fall victim to that nonsense again. And despite the punishing pain, he reaches for those ropes, which were still a foot or more out of reach… All while Jolee pulls as hard as she can to add pressure to the hold. Chris Avery: “He’ll never reach the ropes! His only option is to try and reverse the hold somehow!”Ruby SCREAMS for him to tap out, slapping the canvas as she does. The fans suddenly go into WILD cheers for Max… of all people… as he reaches his arm across his body, trying to shift his weight and reverse the hold. The champion shakes her head, with a shocked look on her face as they both begin to tilt to the right… And then, like a gift from God - the Daemon gets the hold turned over, reversing the pressure and causing Jolee to release Billy: “HE GOT OUT!”TJ was quick to her feet and rather annoyed at his grit and perseverance. Now the fans cheered - but it wasn’t for her, as the chants clearly stated “U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A!” She glares out at them as Ruby covers her ears… This moment of distraction was just what the doctor ordered and Max Daemon jumps up and forward with a HARSH forearm that takes the champion right off her feet! Chris Avery: “CLOTHESLINE!!! Max Daemon isn’t out of this fight just yet!”Dazed and bewildered, Jolee rolls over, holding her head in pain. She gets back to her feet as Max crawls to the ropes, using them to get himself upright. He was clearly hobbled on that one bad knee, but a mixed expression of pain and absolute euphoria pasted his face… It was almost as if he enjoyed the pain Lunatic… Billy: “Max is hobbled!”TJ turns around, apparently still hazy from that stiff forearm to the face and as soon as she’s facing Daemon he takes one step and launches his (good) foot into Jolee’s crotch with a BRUTAL kick to her ‘breadbox’ Billy: “A VIOLENT KICK TO THE PU–”He was cut off before saying that by Avery Chris Avery: “KICK TO THE GROIN!”The fans go absolutely WILD as Jolee crumbles backwards clutching between her legs (yes, it hurts for girls too…) The referee stands on the verge of disqualifying Max… But despite being a lady herself, lets it slide after all the underhanded tactics of the champion so far. This gets Ruby Goldhirsch up on the apron - FURIOUS that there was no Disqualification Billy: “Ruby is giving Ferris the business!”The referee gives it right back to TJ’s manager as Max crawls over and covers Tatiana up, hooking the leg… But much like last time… there was no referee… The fans ROAR in attention and the ref immediately turns and slides into position for the pin Billy: “THE PIN!”ONE!!!! TWO!!!!!! THRE- Chris Avery: “KICK OUT!!! JOLEE KICKS OUT!”If not for that distraction by Ruby… Max would surely be the new TV Champion, and referee Ferris was fully aware of this. So as soon as she was back on her feet, she pointed to Ruby and then to the aisle… EJECTING her from the match! Billy: “NO!!! You can’t throw Ruby out of this match!”Chris Avery: “Well she just did!”The fans go WILD at the ejection and Goldhirsch is absolutely indignant - arguing her cause, even as security escort her up the ramp and away from the match. By now, Max was back on his feet… Or… Foot… and Tatiana was under the ropes, still trying to recover from that kick to her lady parts. Daemon hobbles over to her, dragging her up by the head of her hair with a sinister expression on his face. He hooks her into the standing Dragon Sleeper! Chris Avery: “DEVIL’S TRIGGER!!”Billy: SHITFIRE!!The Champion is down and Daemon pins! ONE!! TWO!! THREE! DING DING DING Billy: MAX DAEMON IS TELEVISION CHAMPION?!Chris Avery: OH MY!!The crowd erupts as The Canadian Princess of all Canda is defeated and Daemon stands up and is given the Television title! Billy: THE SCW WORLD CHAMPION, THE PURE CUP WINNER, THE TOKYO CUP WINNER, THE PURE CHAMPION.. MAX DAEMON ADDS TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP TO HIS ACCOLADES!Tatiana rolls out of the ring and can't believe it as Blaze, Payne and Harper all join her in disbelief. Ruby also can't believe it. Daemon holds up the TV title and puts it on his shoulder still selling the match.. Billy: He wins the belt and we're heading into Meltdown! What a night!Chris Avery: This night can't get any better or crazier, can it!?We fade to a break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:22:06 GMT -5
Cedrone Segment!
Billy: Ladies and gentlemen coming in shortly we have a huge match. A match that was inevitable but still didn’t think we’d see to be honest.Chris Avery: Three pretty big names in this industry with Championship history to follow! These three men are world class athletes and World Championship caliber performers!Billy: Dionysus, Jason Cashe and Jonny Cedrone! This is bound to be a barn burner Chris!Chris Avery: Absolutely! Could very well steal the show!!Billy: Whenever any of the participants are on the card they have the capability of stealing the show Chris.Chris Avery: Without a doubt! Right now we have some prerecorded comments from one of the competitors, the former Hardcore Champion: Jonny Cedrone!The scene cuts out with a snowy picture then the picture cuts back in with a black and white filter. It’s dark and Jonny Cedrone is standing in front of Lake Erie. The view is a close-up with all you’re able to see is from his chest-up but you can hear the waves from the lake crashing against the shore behind him Cedrone: The time has come. The time is upon us ladies and gentlemen! Tonight I take on Dionysus and Jason Cashe! Two huge names in the business! Two legends in the industry! Two men whom I will beat here tonight and go even farther to the top!
Dionysus. He and I have a past. Championship Wrestling Council about a decade ago. We were involved in a six-pack challenge for the CWC North American Championship. Who’d he pin to get the win? Yours truly. He was the better man that night. There’s no denying that. I’m nothing if not honest. You should know this about me by now. I have no problem giving credit where credit is due and Dionysus deserves all of the respect in the world! He’s one of the best there is! No question about that. But his memory leaves a little to be desired, I do have to say.
Why?
Evolution 5 I defended my Hardcore Championship in Hardcore Games: Dreams and Nightmares and my dreams became my nightmares when I lost the Hardcore Title! Of course we know that Masuda Teijin won the match and won the Championship. Dionysus talked about it of course. I mean he had to bring up my shortcomings right? He feels that I’m beneath them. That I don’t belong in this match. He had plenty to say about my Hardcore Championship win and reign. He got some things right, and a few things wrong. Yeah my win over Ash for the Title was a schmoz. That wasn’t my call. But where he shows his intelligence – or lack thereof – is when he said that I wasn’t the one that got pinned. Either he has the memory the size of a gnat, he didn’t watch the match, he’s giving me more credit than I deserve…I don’t know what the deal is. Hell he may’ve had too many chair shots to his head.
It’s a shame to think that I have to beat a man with Alzheimer’s disease.
Then we have Jason Cashe. Cashe has been on a roll since coming to Action Wrestling hasn’t he? He’s still undefeated isn’t he? Hell, he’s the reigning CBS Champion, I know that much. I got a bit of a past with him too. When he came into AW he debuted at Havoc during the Havoc battle royal. As I was trying to achieve my goals, he came in and threw me over the top rope and eliminated me and all of my dreams along in one move.
These two men have had a receipt owed to them and tonight they get what’s coming to ‘em. Dionysus wants the Jonny Cedrone that he saw as I was fighting my way to the Hardcore Championship? After the battle I had with Balfore I have no problem bringing that Jonny Cedrone back tonight and forevermore!
Jonny pauses for a moment Cedrone: And with tomorrow being my birthday what a magical birthday gift it’ll be when I stand over the two of you with my hand held high in victory while you two are layin’ there starin’ up at the lights – proving to the both of ya that I’m better than you think I am.
The People and I are coming after your asses to get our receipt and we plan on cashing in with no hesitation!The scene cuts to a snowy feed to close as Clash goes to commercials
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:22:51 GMT -5
If Jessie Wins, She Gets Added to the HC Title Match at Meltdown Tables Match John Black vs. Jessie Lee
Billy: You see the tables laid out! Things are 'bout to be BROKEN!The lights goes out, and we hear the record scratching, then once "I get Real Raw" is heard JB comes out to the stage with the lights on as the song plays on the iron. He then stands at the entrance way, looking at the crowd and walks down to the ramp and gives everyone some daps. Then he slides into the ring, and stands at the corner and taunts to everyone. Then he stands in the middle of the ring as his theme cuts off. Chris Avery: Right now as it stands John Black has a Hardcore Championship match against Teijin at Meltdown!ONE FINGER AND A FIST, I'll CLAW MY WAY OUT OF ANY SITUATION! I GOT A 1 2 PUNCH I'll FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF ANY CONFRONTATION! While the unmistakable sound of Drowning Pools' One Finger and a Fist pumping throughout the arena, the various lights began to swirl and move about at a frantic pace. Yet, it was the alarmingly fierce-looking woman that walked out onto the Revolution1 stage that drew the attention of the fans. Clad in black leather and a mean look in her eyes, the woman stood at the top of the ramp; hands tagging on the inside of the black studded vest she wore. Ethan Miller: "Making her way to the ring from Perth, Western Australia......the Aussie Assault....Jessie Lee!" With the announcement of her name, the pugilist powerhouse descends down the rampway and proceeds to circle around the ring as she interacts with various fans along the way. Until she shifts her gaze to the ring, that is. With a sudden burst of speed, she slides into the ring and springs up to her feet; talking a metric ton of trash as she haphazardly throws her vest to the outside of the ring. Clearly, this Aussie was here to fight Billy: Like you were saying though, it can change tonight! If Jessie wins, she gets added to the match!DING DING DING Instantly we're shown in a small screen backstage where Teijin sits with his Hardcore Championship on his lap while watching on a monitor. Jessie and Black throw multiple strikes at each other with Black getting the upperhand and throwing Lee to the outside through the ropes! Black gets through the ropes and chops the back of Lee! He picks her up and smashes her head first on the apron and then clotheslines her down to the mats! He grabs a table and folds the legs down and sets it up. Billy: Well, here we go!He grabs Lee and headbutts her and lays her on the table! He climbs up to the apron.. Chris Avery: Oh boy!Black jumps off the apron for a back splash but Lee moves and Black smashes through the table! Billy: OHHh!!Chris Avery: Now that doesn't count cause Black went through it himself!Jessie stomps on him and pulls Black out of the table debris and hits a suplex on the mats! She gets up and stomps on him some more! She lifts Black up to his feet and hits a discuss lariat sending him back down! Billy: Down goes Black!Chris Avery: Jessie headed for a table, Billy!Jessie grabs a table and sets it up against the railing! She grabs Black and whips him into it! Black stops and turns around and Jessie charges and he moves out of the way and Jessie runs into the table.. but stops herself just short! Billy: That was close!She turns around and hits a running bulldog on Black from behind! Chris Avery: Taking him right down!Jessie gets back up and walks over to the table and unfolds the legs and adjusts the table and sets it up but keeping it on the outside. Black comes over for a kick but Lee blocks it and hits a kick of her own! She adjusts Black onto the table and chokes him for a bit! Billy: Anything to keep him on that table!Lee lets go and gets on the guardrail. She walks over and jumps off the guardrail into a front flip but Black moves off the table and Lee crashes through the table! Billy: That doesn't count either!Chris Avery: But she smashed right through it!Black grabs a table and slides it into the ring! He comes back over to Lee who is crawling out of the table debris.. Billy: They've both crashed through the table now!Lee is picked up by Black and shoved into the ring! Black slides in after and picks her up by the hair and goes for a DDT but Lee twists out of it and hits a short arm clothesline! Black eats it but pulls Lee back in and picks her up on his shoulders.. Black goes for BLACKA JACKA but Lee gets out of it and kicks Black in the gut! Black catches the boot though and flips Lee onto her stomach! Black leg drops the back of her head! Billy: Oh damn! Black back in control!Black gets up and grabs the table and unfolds the legs and sets it up! The table is in the middle of the ring and Black turns around and grabs Lee and lifts her up onto his shoulders again.. Billy: THERE IT IS!Chris Avery: ITS OVER!Lee wiggles out of it and grabs Black from behind, turns around and HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX!! RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!! DING DING DING Billy: JESSIE LEE WINS!!Chris Avery: HOLY SHIT!!Billy: JESSIE LEE IS ADDED TO THE HARDCORE TITLE MATCH!!Jessie Lee gets up and brushes it off and her arm is raised in victory! Billy: WHAT A WIN!Chris Avery: Wait, is that Teijin!?Teijin gets into the ring with his Hardcore Championship on his shoulder and Jessie Lee stares at him. Teijin claps his hands together showing approval. Lee is unphased. Billy: Black is getting up!Black gets out of the table debris holding his head and Teijin just laughs at him. Black stumbles back but is frustrated. Chris Avery: These three will go at it this Sunday Night at Meltdown! For the Hardcore Championship!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:23:59 GMT -5
Evening the Odds?
We cut backstage where Jade Riley is standing by. Jade Riley: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time. The number one contender for the World title, Gerard Angelo.The fans in attendance boo as Gerry steps into the shot, his usual smirk nowhere to be found. Jade Riley: Gerard, last week we saw you get attacked from behind last week by Empire Business. How are you feeling ahead of your matchup against Dandy DiVito, and do you have a comment on people saying you're getting a taste of your own medicine?Gerard raises an eyebrow. Gerard Angelo: How am I feeling? Well, Jade, let me tell you, I’m very sore. RONAN is a strong son of a bitch. Getting powerbombed on a chair is a zero out of ten. But while I may be sore, it’s going to take a lot more than what Dandle and his two idiots can throw at me to break me. As for my karma taking effect?”Gerry just shrugs. Gerard Angelo: It comes with the territory. I’m not going to get mad and complain about being jumped with every waking breath. I like to view it as a learning experience. Yours truly got a little sloppy last week and I learned a valuable lesson. If Dandy is going to have his buddies with him, I’m going to bring a friend of mine to the party. Want to meet him, Jade?Gerry doesn’t wait for an answer as he lifts up a crowbar, staring up at the hook. His smirk is back on his face. Gerard Angelo: Dandy might have two goons to help him but this old crowbar here is just as strong as RONAN and twice as smart as Dickie. Hell, it’s easier on the eyes than Dandy.Jade Riley: So what are you going to do?Gerry finally tears his eyes away from the crowbar and rests it easily on his shoulder. Gerard Angelo: Let’s just say by the time I’m done, Empire Business is going to be filing for bankruptcy.Gerard smirks again and strolls out of the shot, whistling “A hunting we will go” as the scene fades out on Jade.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:24:57 GMT -5
Alice Gemini vs. Odin Balfore
Adilene Floyd: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first... weighing in at 400 lbs... "THE ALL FATHER"... ODIN BALFORE! “ With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes.. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part. Crowd: The battle is.. already won! Odin waits for the match to get underway. Chris Avery: There are few if any in AW that can match the legendary career of Balfore, he's been doing this for twenty three years and winning titles all over the world!Billy: Now some people might see that and ask, well doesn't that just make him part of the furniture around here, but let me tell you, there's an old lamp in my meemaw's house that's been there for fifty years... thing stinks to high heaven, we think something died inside of it...Chris Avery: BILLY! ...What... does that have to do... with Odin Balfore??Billy: ...He stinks to high heaven and I think something died in --Chris Avery: Odin is going to KILL us when he plays this commentary back. Just... fucking kill us dead.Adilene Floyd: Annnnd his opponent... she weighs in at 142 lbs... she is the AW WOMEN'S CHAMPION... ALICE GEMINI!! "Reinventing Evil" by Okkultist hits on the PA, as a red spotlight hits the ramp. Red Smoke comes from the ground, Alice Gemini walks through with her head down, palms lowered, but facing forward. She walks slowly down the ramp in the same manner until she reaches the front of the ring. She pauses to look up slowly and screams as loud as she can and slides in the ring. She smacks the mat several times while still on her knees, she then jumps up to climb the turnbuckle to scream again. Finally sits on the top turnbuckle to await her opponent. Chris Avery: Alice has been on fire since winning the Pure Cup earlier this year, she went on to have an impressive string of victories and walk away victorious from a brutal rivalry with Serenity Holmes! And now, she stands here as the REIGNING Women's champion!Billy: Yeah, but to me, that says she's been used to fighting in one specific weight class, and how do we know how she's going to fare against a superheavyweight like Odin??Chris Avery: I guess we won't know until we know, IYKYK!Billy: Oooooh, working the SFG reference in here early!!Chris Avery: ...the what --The music stops and the referee calls for the bell. An even more fired up and business-like Odin marches forward and goes right on the attack out of the gate, hammering Alice with piston-like rights and lefts, beating the much smaller Gemini down, before whipping her to the far side of the ring. Alice comes rocketing back almost before Odin is in position, but he scoops her up, military pressing her over his head with ease. He presses her up and down like someone showing off their sweet no-drop deadlifts at the gym, brah, before summarily throwing her across the ring. Disoriented, she tries getting to her feet only to be caved in the corner with an avalanche. Odin now turns to the crowd, holding his arms out to the people who were just singing his entrance music and yelling who's the man. Chris Avery: Now I have to question that. Odin should have tried to go for the fall there.Billy: Do we not all put pride before the fall, in our own little ways?Chris Avery: ...You clever, poetic little shit.Odin turns and goes to lift Alice, but she gives him a vicious rake to the eyes, making him stumble back, and Alice rolls him into a schoolboy. No sooner has the referee gotten in position than Odin kicks out keeping the match alive. Getting to her feet, it is an incensed Alice who begins mounting aggression knocking Odin down with two quick fire kneelifts to the cheekbones as he tries getting up, before a massive kick to the side of the skull keeps him grounded. She continues to hammer down with furious right and left forearms to the back, dropping Odin to his knees. She then drops down to continue to attack, and once she has Odin flat on the mat much to the displeasure of the crowd. Alice applies the boots before she looks to pull Odin to a vertical base and chuck him in the corner, but the much bulkier Odin quickly turns the tide, yanking Alice hard against the turnbuckle and hammering in with a flurry of right hands to the midsection, before a handful of hair allows Odin to smash Alice face first of the top turnbuckle. Chris Avery: It's not often that Alice gives up such a considerable power and size advantage.Billy: Yeah, about three hundred bones worth. Let's not forget, Avery, on paper, this is like King Kong versus those two Japanese women that sang Mothra back to life.A hard irish whip sends Alice across the ring, with Odin charging in for a corner clothesline, before throwing her to the mat. Dazed, Alice crawls to the ropes, but Odin is right on her, teeing off with a few rights to the head before sending her off the ropes... into a high back body drop! Alice goes sailing into the lights, and comes crashing down to earth. She is quickly back up, holding the small of her back, but she’s left staggering towards the ropes, with Odin charging... and a clothesline sends Alice over the top rope, tumbling to the floor. Alice lands hard at the foot of the aisle, while in the ring Odin briefly soaks up the cheers of the crowd before he notices Alice rising... and comes off the opposite ropes... to connect on a baseball slide dropkick that sends Alice flying into the guardrail! Hitting the rail face first, Alice staggers off, holding her face. The fans pop as Odin stares down at Alice; the fans certainly continue to will on Odin. Odin considers his options, and for one, brief, hysterical moment, it seems as if the 400 pounder is weighing the benefits of attempting to do a suicide dive. Chris Avery: HE WOULDN'T!!Billy: I think I'll call this the Wreck of the Hesperus!!Odin laughs it off, and motions that he ain't doing that nonsense, and he climbs out of the ring, lumbering after Alice. The crowd is starting an "ALL FATHER" cheer, as he advances on the downed Alice, only for Alice to grab the waist of Odin’s tights, and pulls him forward, sending him shoulder first into the steel ring post! The crowd instantly deflates as Alice pulls out a desperation move, taking time to return to her feet sees Odin is still wrapped around the ring post, prompting the Women's Champion to jump to the outside, grabbing Odins arm and placing a foot against the ring post, yanking the arm forward, applying all kinds of pressure on the shoulder that again causes Odin to express his pain. She hauls back on the move, screaming like a banshee. The referee tells Alice he will DQ her, and starts counting to five. A count of four and 3 fourths finally prompts Alice to release her grip, but she slides back under the bottom rope, catching Odin as he stumbles from the ringpost, and Alice slides back outside, burying in a wicked lariat to the throat as he is still cringing and holding his shoulder. Alice responds to the fans in the immediate vicinity showering her with bile by shouting at them. Chris Avery: I think both of these competitors need a lot more focus on the task at hand, and not playing to the crowd, on either end of the spectrum.Billy: I cannot argue with that.Alice is trying to lift the bulk of the super heavyweight up, but she may have outfoxed herself by downing him, in the aisle, as he's become as immobile as a dead weight. She drags him by one arm, slowly pulling him up. The referee is starting to count both competitors up, and is at a count of 2... then 3, and Alice finally muscles Odin up, trying to push him onto the apron. Odin fights back with elbows to the side of the head, repeatedly, until Alice stumbles away in the aisle, and then Odin climbs down, and Alice turns into a running shoulder block that flattens her light a freight train. Odin is able to lift Alice up much easier, and he does so, giving Alice a stalling back suplex before depositing her the hard way on the ring apron. Billy: THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING!Chris Avery: Has that ever been proven, or is it just a buzz word that people want us to say? Shouldn't it all have the same consistency, being made of -Billy: They MAKE that part HARDER than anywhere else!!Alice, arching her back in a pantomime of severe back pain, has her mouth stretched wide in a grimace, and she rolls underneath the ropes, rolling to near the opposite side of the ring to deal with the pain. Odin goes around the ring and climbs up the steps, getting back in the ring. He then pulls Alice to her feet by the back of her pants, and hoists her high into the air, holding her there and landing a brutal atomic drop. Alice continues screaming, and holding her lower back, and Odin finishes off by smashing her into the mat with a high-angle carry over spinebuster! Chris Avery: The Enforcer!Billy: His fifth most used move! Out of thirty-seven moves!!Odin covers... The referee: One... Two... Kickout! He grabs Alice's arm, and starts dragging her prone body over towards a corner, but then he takes just a second too long because Alice gives him a wince inducing kick to the knee-cap, structurally damaging a vital part of an already engineering-wise unstable vessel. That is to say, the mammoth big man falls with his wheel kicked out, and Alice rolls him into a small package (as small as 400 pounds gets, anyway.) The referee scoots over, recording this new cover. The referee: One... Two... Kickout. Alice snarls and lets out a string of profanities at the ref. Now Alice looks to apply pressure to the arm, driving her elbow into the shoulder, taking Odin down with a single-arm DDT and then continuing to stomp at the arm with a frenzied fervor. She continues to apply pressure, but Odin shows great resolve to stay in the match, but his resolve is pushed to the limit as Alice stretches back to apply a fujiwara armbar! She pulls on the arm, applying pressure to the damaged shoulder, leaving Odin in a desperate state, clawing for the ropes. Unable to reach with his free hand, Odin tries to maneuver his body to allow him to reach the ropes with his feet, kicking out at the bottom rope but continually falling short. Alice continues to up the pressure, with the referee repeatedly asking Odin is he wants to submit. Chris Avery: Alice is ripping and tearing at the arm, we're seeing that vicious side that brought her through the Pure Cup and the wars with Serenity!Defiantly Odin shouts “No!”, but the pain is clear for all to see, as despite his best efforts Odin is still unable to reach the freedom of the ropes. Still he struggles for the ropes, but it’s to no avail as Alice continues to ramp up the pressure, until Odin shifts his weight onto his knees, stacking Alice up with a bridging pin. The referee: One.... Two... Kickout. Alice shoots out of the hold, and looks over at Odin with an expression that is as wide-eyed as it is murderous. Odin is gripping at his arm, moaning in pain. Alice sneers at his agony, and she moves over, gripping his arm and twisting it behind him. She moves in and pounds his sides, then yanks the other arm of Odin, pulling back on both of the big man's arms in an angle they don't want to go in. Alice then places a boot to the back of Odin's head and curb stomps down with violent force, executing a curb stomp. Then, she goes back to one arm, twisting and wrenching it hatefully. Odin is helpless, only able to weakly try to push himself up. Chris Avery: Alice is doing everything she can to negate the power advantage and keep Odin from getting to his feet and slamming her into the ground like a tent peg.Alice twists the wrist into a painful looking top wristlock. Odin is trying to get to his knees, and he flails, moaning in agony. The referee asks if he gives up. Alice twists the wrist back, acting as if she's going to break it. Odin pushes himself to his knees, then up to one knee, and using his free hand he swings over and punches Alice a few times in the gut. He does this until she loosens the hold Alice stumbles, and she lets go of the wrist, but then she grips Odin's head and gives him a savage headbutt. She grabs Odin by the head and nails him with six Kawada style kicks to the head. With Odin still, weakly, dazedly, hanging by on one knee, she rushes forward and nails him with a shining wizard. She falls over for the cover. Chris Avery: TWO FACED CONNECTS!!Billy: You know, I just pegged that everything about Alice centers on the number two, because "Gemini", and that she's basically a Batman villain.The referee: One.... Two... Thr- Kickout! Alice looks stunned as she gets to her knees, her brows knitted together and seething with hate as she looks over at Odin. She's definitely questioning what she can do to put him away, and she obviously knows that she wouldn't be able to get him up on her shoulders for her finisher because the mental image of being flattened into a pancake occurs to her, but she snarls like a ghoul as she bares her teeth at him. She walks over and STOMPS right on his fingers. Odin yells and holds his hand up. Alice goes around, stomping Odin's kneecaps as well, in a whirlwind flurry of stomps that would make Ronny Garvin proud, before she just straight up Yakuza kicks him in the face, knocking him flat on his back. Alice then takes a chance, glancing back at Odin, and she hurries past him to the ropes, climbing to the top rope and waiting for Odin to get up. She's going for a flying DDT, however... Odin catches her in mid-air, repositions her... and throws her up HIGH for a pop-up powerbomb counter!! The crowd erupts! Chris Avery: And Alice looking for a way to spike Odin into the mat... NO!! ODIN!! HOLY SHIT! ODIN TOO STRONG OVERPOWERING ALICE, POPPING HER RIGHT UP IN TO THE GOD DAMN AIR!!Billy: STORM BREAKERRRRR!!! SHIT FIRE!!Odin, blinking and dazed, not sure how he exactly did that last one, crawls over for a cover... The referee: One... Two... Three - Kickout!! Chris Avery: How in the hell did she do it!?! Alice Gemini is still in this!!Billy: All I know is that I'm an Aries and I'm simping!!Both competitors are laid out on the mat, breathing heavily. Alice shakes the cobwebs out of her head, and Odin also takes a second to recuperate. Odin is first to his feet, and he grits his teeth and clubs Alice over the back, and goes to lift her back up. Alice converts this into an armwringer, twisting the wrist, then she spins and snaps the arm down over her collarbone with a snap arm wringer. Odin yells, and he backs up, holding his arm. That black rage of Alice comes out as she instantly jumps on Odin, driving knees into the shoulder as Odin lays prone on the mat, before Alice drags Odin to his feet, firing him off the ropes... and she charges, sprinting faster than anyone thought possible and coming at him with something we have never seen before, a flying counter to a running opponent with a shining wizard, dropping Odin with a high velocity knee! Chris Avery: I can't believe what we just witnessed!! It was like a Two Faced, but not one I've ever seen before!!Both Odin and Alice are down, and the referee looks on in shock at the sudden turn of events. He begins administer a count, which neither one is in a position to answer at the moment. The crowd chants along, as both Alice and Odin are laid out. 1... 2... 3... 4... both competitors start to stir... 5... 6... Alice is on her knees, holding her midsection with great anguish... 7... Odin is on one knee, shaking his head... 8... both competitors begin to lumber to their feet. On sight, they clash together and begin throwing bombs. Alice connects with a right, but Odin fires back with a right of his own. Billy: BACK AND FORTH! JESUS CHRISTOdin goes for a big boot but Alice ducks underneath and then grabs Odin.. Chris Avery: NO NO NOOO WAY!!She picks up Odin on to her shoulders and HITS THE EMERALD FUSIOn!! Billy: HOLY SHIT!! KILLER GEMINI!!She covers Odin! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Billy: ALICE GEMINI DOES IT!! SHE BEATS ODIN!!Chris Avery: WHAT A WIN FROM THE WOMENS CHAMPION!! DEFEATING ODIN IS NO EASY TASK!Alice sits up and the official helps her to her feet and raises her arm in victory. Billy: Alice Gemini is on a ROLL!!Just then we see Zara walking down the ramp!! Billy: OH WHATS THIS?!The music is stopped as Odin rolls out of the ring and Alice grabs her Womens title and holds it on her shoulder as Zara rolls into the ring and goes face to face with Alice! Billy: WHOA!! THEY'RE TRASH TALKING ALREADY!Zara points up at the Meltdown sign hanging in the rafters like it's Evolution or someshit. Chris Avery: ZARA CALLING HER SHOT!Zara and Alice are forehead to forehead and finally Zara backs up and tells her the title is hers.. Zara gets out of the ring as Alice holds the Womens title up in the air.. Billy: Both of those women with wins tonight, heading into Sunday Night at Meltdown with momentum!Chris Avery: Alice looks damn near unstoppable though, Billy! Zara better bring it!Zara is on the stage pointing back at Meltdown and the title belt saying its coming around her waist. Alice just holds the belt up and smiles. We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:30:10 GMT -5
Look Who Is Here
Jade Riley: Hello Actionheads, we are here backstage and I am standing with a man who is famous–or perhaps infamous–in the professional wrestling world but may be a new face to many Action Wrestling loyalists. Stephen Singh, formerly known as Romeo Finet, welcome to Action Wrestling and welcome to the Clash roster!Stephen Singh: You’re welcoming me to Action Wrestling? Jade Riley: …Yes?Stephen Singh: But you just said I was formerly known as Romeo Finet, correct?Jade Riley: Yes…. Stephen Singh: So you know I’ve been here for…months now, right? Jade Riley: Yeah but–Stephen SIngh: Yahbutts live in woods, Jade.Jade Riley: What?Stephen Singh: Nevermind, I’m being rude. I’m not trying to, I swear. But I know I am. Let me try again, deal? You say it again. Jade Riley: What?Stephen Singh: Your welcoming thing.Jade Riley: Welcome to Action Wrestling and the Clash roster? Stephen Singh: Nope, I still want to be rude. Like I want to respond by telling you that cheap hair coloring isn’t a personality but I know I’m not supposed to do that anymore. Or I’m trying not to. But golden goddammit, Jade, I’m frustrated!Jade Riley: What’s got you frustrated, Stephen?Stephen Singh: You can call me Steph–Oh wait, you did. Sorry, I guess I’m just used to a little more decorum if not a minute modicum of respect. But that’s standard operating procedure here it seems. Alexander Passthesnacks makes some big HUZZAH out of signing me after one-foot-in-the-Gravedigger has Joey Bunghole fire me without cause, which–before I continue–do you know what a union is Jade?Jade Riley: I think so..Stephen Singh: We’re not talking a blessed one of souls here, we’re talking labor rights, baybeee. We’re talking class solidarity. And I’ve got to say, I’ve been around a long time and this profession is the absolute drizzle shits on labor rights. Action Wrestling fancies itself the future of pro wrestling, some liberal oasis in the middle of Operation Desert Shit Storm that is our chosen vocation but Digger can can me with no written warning? I have no recourse? I can just be HUMILIATED on national television and stripped of a title I BLED for and told to pack my f’n bags?!Jade Riley: If I follow, you’re upset over being fired from Cruiserer Clash. But I can recall you using the word “loserweights” and accusing Teo of hiding out.
Stephen Singh: And here we are with the interminably challenging concept that TWO things can be true at once. Yes to all of those things. But what’s really gnawing my gnads today isn’t Digger’s ill-fated lil’ power trip, that was a digression. The point was that Alexander Kissedherneck used MY name to make a little splash and cause a little stir and then hasn’t put that name on one single card since then.Jade Riley: I’m loathe to admit it but that might be a fair criticism. Is there anything or anyone you've got your eyes on?Stephen Singh: Well before you get your loathing in a lather, we can’t entirely blame Torture’s illegitimate son. It wouldn’t look good if some guy on the wrong side of thirty dusts himself off after a three year hiatus, warms up by dusting all the cruiserweights, and then does the same to whatever “contenders” he’d see fit to put me across from. I’m bulking back up, I’ve been back in the ring with heavyweights, and I’ve watched everybody here. There’s not a man, woman, or Divito in the back that gives me the slightest pause. I GUARANDAMNTEE I’m back wearing another piece of Action Wrestling gold quicker than a Lissie Hope title reign.
Just then a trash can comes FLYING across the camera, right towards Jade Riley. Singh quickly shoves her out of the way of the trash can–so hard that she hits the ground. Jade Riley: What the hell was that?! Why’d you shove me? Stephen Singh: Did you not see the giant trash can coming for your face?!Jade Riley: You couldn’t have stepped in the way instead?Stephen Singh: J f’n C, I saved you a nose job. Why don’t you ask why somebody hurled a trash can at you!Off-camera: I hurled at you, bitch!Robby Bigg Dick skulks into frame and picks his trash can back up. Jade picks herself up and exits the frame. Stephen Singh: Me bitch or her bitch?RBD: Who’s her bitch?Stephen Singh: Her!RBD: Her…what?Stephen Singh: You’e got to be shitting me. “Go to Action Wrestling” they said. “It’s the cream of the crop!” they said.RBD: Yeah we make ‘em cream alright. Stephen Singh: Well I certainly hate this. Anyways, did you throw that garbage can for a reason or just getting reps in for your inevitable next job when you’re shitcanned from here?RBD: Yeah I threw it cuz you’re a dumb bitch with a big mouth and if you wanna do something about it we can go right here right now no questions asked man.Stephen Singh: Big mouth sure, but dumb bitch? That makes me think you weren’t even listening to my speech about class solid–Out of nowhere Robby slaps the shit out of Stephen Singh. In an instant, Singh hits a double-leg takedown on RBD and is in full-mount raining rights and lefts down. Security hits the scene quickly and Singh is quick to hop off RBD, hands in the air, assuring them he won’t attack again. Meanwhile, RBD gets up and spits blood from his mouth onto the floor. RBD: You hit like yer mama kisses, first of all shout out to all my hard working mommas out there reppin' doin' their thang, I know life is hard but keep your head up and keep wor-Stephen Singh: If we were talking about your mom and hitting, it would’ve been from the back.RBD: Yer real funny, bitch. You want a fuckin’ match so bad let’s go. Meltdown. You and Robby. MALICE IN THE PALACE.Stephen Singh: Is that how it works here? We can just make our own matches? Shit if I’d known that I wouldn’t have had to do a promo this week. RBD: Fight me, bitch! Stephen Singh: Sure, Harry Huge Wang. I’ll beat your brains in as a warm-up to getting into the ring with any real opponents. See you at Meltdown, mook.Billy: Well shitfire! Looks like we’re going to see Stephen Singh’s regular-roster debut at Meltdown! And in a Malice in the Palace match against Robby Bigg Dick!Chris Avery: What does that even mean?Billy: I don’t know!
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:31:02 GMT -5
Jonny Cedrone vs. Dionysus vs. Jason Cashe
The arena goes pitch black as the audience are abuzz with excitement, then the jumbotron and the PA system comes to life as white strobe lights flicker with the be riffs of the guitars and beats of the drums of the opening moments of “Now That We’re Dead” by Metallica. The fans erupt into loud, almost deafening cheers because they know who’s about to make their appearances. First through the curtain comes his wife, Gloria with a huge grin on her face. The fans in attendance, especially the guys, go completely nuts at the sight of the lovely Gloria. She stops at the top of the ramp, turns and points towards the curtains and almost as if on cue, out comes “The King of Sexy” Jonny Cedrone sending the fans into such a frenzy that they almost blow the roof of the place. Jonny stands at the top of the stage for a moment, looking out at the crowd, soaking it all in. With smiles on their faces they make their way down the aisle, slapping some of the outstretched hands of the fans along the way. Once they reach the ring, Cedrone holds Gloria’s hand as she walks up the steel steps and walks along the ring apron. Jonny hops up onto the apron, stands on the bottom rope and pulls up on the middle rope to let his wife into the ring. Jonny follows suit, wipes his feet and makes his way into the ring. Once inside, Jonny climbs each turnbuckle and plays to the crowd as Gloria follows him around, smiling, applauding and waving to the crowd. Once he’s done, Cedrone hops down from the final turnbuckle where he and Gloria talk a little bit as he waits for the match to begin. Billy: Triple threat match here, non-title of course!Chris Avery: This match could favor Cedrone, but Cashe and Dionysus also on their upswings as of late too!
TEST YOUR METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Pyro fires along the edge of the stage as "Test Your Metal" rips through the crowd. From backstage, Dionysus confidently strode out onto the stage, throwing his hands to the air and letting a bellow echo throughout. Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring, from Minneapolis, MN, weighing in at 270 lbs; he is The Lord of the Vine, Dionysus!Dionysus took a moment to look around the venue as he began to walk down the ramp. He spent a few seconds slapping high fives before locking eyes with the ring. Walking over to the ring steps, he climbs up, placing a hand on the top rope. He entered in-between the top and middle ropes, all while looking at his opponent. He turned to the crowd, raising a single fist into the air, keeping it in the air as he turned toward the stage.. Dionysus then moved to the turnbuckle, waiting for his opponent. Billy: The former Tag Team Champion, the Wine and Roses could be the #1 trending topic on Twitter here in a bit!Chris Avery: We're wait-Pasternaks music hits and the crowd stands up in confusion. Dion and Cedrone look towards the stage. The music stops as Pasternak is on the stage with a microphone. Alexander Pasternak: Our CBS Champion Jason Cashe was in an absolute brutal, violent match in XWF. I'm talking thumbtacks and the whole works and the fact of the matter is, he can't compete here tonight.The crowd boos. Alexander Pasternak: He's not ducking a challenge, he was more than willing to come on down there and get it on with you two but I have to do whats right. However, Cashe and I both agreed on a stipulation for YOU two in the ring tonight!The crowd perks up! Billy: Dionysus and Cedrone in a stipulation?Alexander Pasternak: Dionysus, Cedrone, you two will fight in a one on one match and the winner will receive a CBS Championship match in two weeks time on Monday Night Clash!The crowd pops! Chris Avery: Alright! A CBS Title match on the line!Billy: These two for a chance the Clash after Meltdown for the CBS Title! I love that!Pasternak points to the ring as the official rings the bell! DING DING DING! Cedrone grabs Dion and hits a few chops before sending him back into the turnbuckle with a boot to the gut and a huge right hand. He whips Dion out of the corner into the opposite turnbuckle and lets Dion stumble out and hits a scoop slam! Cedrone stomps on Dion and lifts him back up hitting a suplex! Cedrone goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! Dion kicks out. Cedrone grabs Dion and hits a few chops and sends him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline! Dion ducks and lets Cedrone turn around and hits a dropkick! Cedrone goes down to the canvas before rolling to his knees where Dion meets him with a kick to the head! Dion pins Cedrone! ONE! TWO! Cedrone gets a shoulder out and rolls to the corner where Dion helps him to his feet just to whip him out of the corner into the other turnbuckles hitting a powerslam! Dion pins Cedrone! One! Two! Cedrone gets another shoulder up. Billy: It was almost over!Chris Avery: I thought it was!This time Dion picks up Cedrone and goes for a suplex but Cedrone gets out of it and turns Dion around and hits ACE IN THE HOLE!! Dion is out! Cedrone covers! One! Two! Thre- NO!! Billy: DION GETS A SHOULDER UP!!Chris Avery: THE CUTTER ALMOST ENDED THIS MATCH!Cedrone whips Dion to the ropes and goes for a kick but Dion catches the boot and whips Cedrone around and hits Silver Chariot!! Dion has him down for the count! ONE!! TWO!! Cedrone KICKS OUT!! Billy: AND CEDRONE WITH THE SHOULDER UP!Chris Avery: BACK! AND FORTH!Dion lifts Cedrone to his feet and goes for another suplex but Cedrone gets out of it one more time! This time Cedrone whips Dion to the ropes but both superstars hit a clothesline sending the other one down! Billy: Both of them are down!Chris Avery: Who can take advantage!?Cedrone gets to his feet and Dion is staggering up and Cedrone kicks him in the gut! He picks up Dionysus onto his shoulder and carries him a step but Dion gets out of it and grabs Cedrone from behind! DION RIPCORDS HIM INTO THE GRAPEVINE!! Billy: GRAPEVINE!!Cedrone collapses and Dionysus falls on top of him and pins him with a foot in the air! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: DIONYSUS WINS!Chris Avery: DION IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE CBS CHAMPIONSHIP!Billy: What a match! Dionysus and Cashe will meet in two weeks time!Dionysus stands up and the ref holds his hand in the air as he's the winner! Billy: Dionysus doing Vanguard proud with that win!Chris Avery: Can Dion add another Championship belt to his list of accolades?Gloria is in the ring trying to get Cedrone up and Dion notices. He walks over to them as the music fades. The crowd stands up as Dion kneels down and extends his hand towards Cedrone. Billy: What is this?!Dion helps Cedrone to his feet and Gloria takes Cedrone as Dion slaps Cedrone on the shoulder showing some respect! Cedrone nods and exits the ring. Chris Avery: Big sign of respect from Dionysus there!Billy: Hey, Cedrone is one special superstar with a bright future here in Action Wrestling, the former Hardcore Champion has a long list of victories of great stars.. he's still on his way to the top but tonight it was Dions night!We fade to a commercial as Dion celebrates in the corner with another pop and his music hits one more time.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:32:19 GMT -5
Kyle Kemp Demands A Match
We're backstage and we see Kyle Kemp walking down a hallway. Not exactly dressed for a match but in casual gear as he opens a door to Pasternaks office. The crowd cheers at the sight of Pasternak. Kyle Kemp: Shut up. You need to put me on Meltdown. I deserve to be on Meltdown. Championship match, big stipulation, whatever you want but I deserve it! I've beaten everybody! I'm a Champion of everything! I'm a Champion's Champion! Name a title! Come on, name a Championship belt! Alexander Pasternak: I don-Kyle Kemp: I'VE WON IT! SO Put me on Meltdown!Kemp stands there breathing heavy as Pasternak shuffles some papers around on his desk. He looks back at Kemp. Alexander Pasternak: I don't have anything for you, I don't-Kyle Kemp: You don't have anything for one of YOUR greatest Champions of all time?! You gotta be kidding me! Let me call Torture!Alexander Pasternak: Okay, threats to my father isn't going to do you anything. I'll come up with something, but I don't think you'll be on the show! Especially with that attitude!Kemp shrugs him off and gestures at him in disrespect. Kemp turns around and leaves the office and heads back down the hallway as Pasternak just tosses a hand up like "okkkkayy". Kemp stops dead in his tracks. The camera turns. Billy: OOHHHH!!Chris Avery: THATS ELIJAH MARTIN!!The crowd pops as Martin charges at Kemp!! YOU SON OF A BITCH Kemp yells and the two start throwing strikes!! Billy: MARTIN IS BACK!! HE MUST BE CLEARED!!Chris Avery: THESE TWO HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR MONTHS IT FEELS LIKE!Martin and Kemp keep throwing strike after strike until Kemp gets the advantage and whips Martin... but NO, Martin reverses it and whips Kemp into the cement wall! Chris Avery: OHHHKemp staggers away from the wall and Martin spears him down to the ground! Just then officials start separating the two! Billy: ELIJAH MARTIN IS BACK!Kemp is lifted up and he turns and Pasternak is in his face now.. Pasternak is all smiles.. Alexander Pasternak: Looks like we found you a match at Meltdown didn't we?!Kemp bites his lip but is held back by officials as Martin is being held back by a few guys.. Billy: KEMP AND MARTIN?! AT MELTDOWN!Chris Avery: HELL YEAH!! I CAN'T WAIT!We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:33:44 GMT -5
Lissie Hope vs. Johnny Bacchus
. Straight out of the cold open, when the programming comes back from commercial break, the lights in the arena cut out as the opening notes of “The Death of Peace of Mind” begin to play over the P.A! Chris Avery: OH MAN! HERE WE GO! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN OVER A YEAR IN THE MAKING!Billy: THEY’VE TANGLED IN TAG TEAM MATCHES BEFORE, BUT FOR THE FIRST! TIME! EVER! JOHNNY BACCHUS! LISSIE HOPE! ONE ON ONE! TONIGHT!On the Actiontron, a series of images and letters flash: the letter I, a match lighting a prayer candle, the letter N, a set of onyx rosary beads, the letter S, an illustration from John Milton’s “Paradise Lost” of Lucifer cast from Heaven, the letter U, a black balaclava being pulled over a face, the letter R, a sigil drawn on a concrete floor, the letter G, an illustration of Icarus plummeting to Earth, the letter E, bullets falling from the cylinder of a revolver, the letter N, a coat being pulled over shoulders, the letter T, a set of hands pulling on a single black leather glove, the letter S, a woman’s eyes, the letter I, the gloved hand wrapping around the handle of a baseball bat the letter A, two silhouetted figures As Noah Sebastian’s vocals begin, two spotlights hit opposite ends of the stage. Beneath one walks Ash Blake, dressed in an all-black suit and turtleneck. From the other side of the stage and under the second spotlight walks Johnny Bacchus, dressed in matching attire with a gorilla mask over his head and the black baseball bat draped over his shoulder. The lights go black once more, and with each hit of the echoing 808, the spotlights flash to reveal the pair approaching one another. Joined together under an icy blue spotlight, the pair look down the ramp towards the ring. Johnny reaches up to pull the gorilla mask off his head, and the two make eye contact before looking back. The lights explode in a strobe burst before coming fully on as the song kicks into its groove. Johnny Bacchus starts walking down the ramp, diverting from their usual stroll together, as Ash Blake stays at the top of the entrance ramp. After taking a few steps, Ash begins to follow Johnny down the ramp, listening to a majority of the crowd cheering his arrival! It doesn’t phase him, however, as he looks rightfully determined during his march down the ramp. Adeline Floyd: And making hisway to the ring, accompanied by Johnny Bacchus… weighing 215 pounds… “THE INSURGENT”... JOHNNNNNNNNNNY BAAAAAAAACCHUS!At the base of the ramp, they split off and circle the ring in opposite directions as the chorus of their theme explodes over the speakers. Once meeting at the opposite corner, they remove their coats and Johnny rests his bat against the ring steps. Only Johnny ascends the steel steps and Ash stays behind, circling around the ring. Chris Avery: I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF THINK, BILLY!Billy: THE CROWD IS GOING WILD HERE TONIGHT! IN JUST ONE WEEK, INSURGENTSIA BATTLES THE SWALLOWING FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS, AND THIS IS YET ANOTHER PREVIEW OF THAT SHOWDOWN!The lights dim. “I’M THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD GUUUUUUUUUUUY…. Crowd: DUH!! Chris Avery: OH MAN! LET’S GO!!Billy: HERE SHE COMES!!The fans jump to their feet as the curtain parts, and out from the back, draped in her Tag Team Championship – IT’S LISSIE HOPE! She stops at the top of the ramp and looks around at the crowd, which is a bit of a mix of cheers and boos! She flashes a hook ‘em to the Ohio crowd, which gets the booing section of the crowd even louder! Lissie is a little flustered by the reaction, and when Addy joins her on the ramp, she pats her on the back shoulder and says some words to her to get her mind back in the match! Adeline Floyd: And coming down to the ring… from New Orleans, Louisiana… she is a current Tag Team Champion… weighing 145 pounds… “THE BLACKHEART” LISSSSSSIEEEEE HOOOOOOOPE!Lissie and Addy don’t use their customary tag team championship entrance - instead, Lissie marches down the ring with a look of determination on her face. She has blocked out all of the negative energy she has been receiving from a segment of the crowd, and doesn’t acknowledge any of the cheers like she usually does, either. When they arrive at the base of the ramp, Lissie hesitates, staring a hole at Johnny, who’s perched in the corner of the ring. Chris Avery: THERE’S SO MUCH HISTORY BETWEEN THESE TWO, THE TENSION IS RADIATING FROM THEIR EYES!Billy: THEY CARE SO MUCH ABOUT EACH OTHER, BUT TONIGHT IS NOT ABOUT THAT!Chris Avery: THIS IS A PRECURSOR TO A WAR! JOHNNY! LISSIE!Billy: NEXT!Lissie slides into the ring and comes to a halt in the middle of the ring. Her unblinking expression, complete with lips twitching and a shake of the head, draws Johnny from casually bracing against the ropes with his elbow. He marches towards her, a grin forming on his mouth, just taking in the words Lissie is mumbling aloud, though they are undetected by the cameras due to the fiery crowd. Chris Avery: THE INTENSITY! THIS CROWD IS BLOWING THE ROOF OFF THIS PLACE!Billy: I THINK WE’RE READY TO BEGIN, CHRIS!And the referee calls for the bell! DING DING DING! A right hand by Lissie, and Johnny eats it up! A backhand chop by Lissie, followed by another right hand! It’s a combination that seems to work here in the early going - right hand, chop, right hand, chop… RIGHT HAND! RIGHT HAND! RIGHT HAND! Lissie knocks Johnny down with a huge right hand! Lissie bounces off the ropes as Johnny gets back to his feet, but Johnny cements himself and drops her with a shoulder block. He then bounces off the ropes, leapfrogs over a dropping Lissie, and on the return - Lissie goes for a hip toss. But Johnny counters it into a hiptoss himself – no, Lissie counters that with a chop to his stomach! She lifts a leg over his neck, looking for a leg drop facebuster, but Johnny explodes out of it. Lissie backflips back to her feet – Lissie charges at him but he tosses her with a catch-and-release belly to belly suplex! Chris Avery: Quick-twitch action to start this one, and now Johnny seems to have the upper hand!Billy: These two have each other scouted, that much is clear!Johnny wraps his forearm around her neck and flattens her with rear naked choke, but Lissie wisely notices her position in the ring and manages to get a hand around the bottom rope to break it. Johnny quickly releases it and the two reset in the ring. Lissie comes to her feet, angrily shouting at Johnny to come on. Johnny hesitates a bit, but accepts Lissie engaging him with a collar-elbow tie up. Johnny overpowers her into a side headlock. Lissie pushes him off and into the ropes. On the return, she trips him up with a fireman’s carry takedown, before locking on a neck wrench from behind. Johnny climbs to his feet and counters it into a back body drop – but Lissie flips out of it! Lissie with a standing dropkick to Johnny, sending him backwards into the ropes. Johnny comes back with a short arm clothesline, but he wraps his elbow around her neck into a rear naked choke in the middle of the ring! Chris Avery: Oh man! Lissie drops to a knee! She’s fading here and she can’t reach the ropes!Billy: THAT CHOKEChris Avery: GOOD NIGHT, LISSIE!But Lissie manages to throw her head back, smashing Johnny RIGHT IN THE NOSE! Johnny stumbles back into the corner, obviously seeing stars, and the fans get a little more vocal in their displeasure when Lissie runs at him and drives an elbow right into his chin! She slams his face on the top turnbuckle - ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES! But after a fourth one, Johnny stops himself on the top rope, and slams Lissie’s head instead! He backs up away from her, as she turns to face him, the steam boiling out of her head. Johnny slicks his hair back and the camera picks up the next exchange. Johnny Bacchus: Aight, we can do it that way. Lissie Hope: Let’s go.Johnny charges in with a knee lift, and Lissie’s ribs absorb the brunt of the impact. As she doubles over, Johnny locks a gut wrench and flips her over with a gut wrench suplex! He floats over, straddling her hips before he begins throwing elbows – Lissie desperately throws a guard up, and the referee yells at Johnny to get off as he rains punishment on her! Finally, he relents and stands up. Johnny Bacchus: Is that what you want, Tiger? You like that?He waits for Lissie to get to her feet, and she stares at him with a look of hateful defiance. She approaches, but he immediately connects with a thrust kick to her chest. She stumbles back into the ropes, and Johnny charges for a shoulder block. Lissie moves, and he rebounds! She catches him with a drop toehold to bring him to his knees, then nails him with a dropkick to the head. Chris Avery: The energy has shifted here! What began as a technical affair with counter attacks and submission attempts has completely morphed into an all out war!Billy: It all started when Lissie headbutted Johnny in the nose!Lissie goes through the ropes and settles on the apron. She waits for Johnny to start climbing to his feet before she springboards up onto the top rope, dropping Johnny with a flying tornado DDT! Lissie hooks a leg for the first attempt of the match! 1… 2… But Johnny kicks out! Lissie steps back into her corner, waiting for Johnny to return to his feet. She’s calling for him to turn around, before sprinting full speed, looking for a spear! But Johnny sidesteps her and Lissie goes crashing into the turnbuckle! Lisse, favoring her shoulder, turns back and after stumbling a few steps forward, gets planted with a spinebuster in the middle of the ring! Now Johnny hooks her leg! 1… 2… Kick out! Chris Avery: Johnny and Lissie exchanging pinfall attempts, but neither able to put the other away!Johnny lifts Lissie up by the arm and whips her to the corner, following her in with a clothesline! After a couple of right hands, he picks her up and sits her on the top rope, before climbing up to the middle with her! He’s looking to put her away with a superplex! But Lissie is fighting him off, right hand uppercuts to the chest and neck. She pushes Bacchus off and he lands on the canvas! She turns around, looking to connect with a moonsault, but Johnny bounces up to his feet and runs at her to push him off! Lissie sees him just in time and hops off, landing on the ring apron! But Johnny short-arm clotheslines her down on the apron! Johnny follows Lissie out onto the apron, but Lissie drives a knee into his gut. She grabs his head – Chris Avery: WHOA!Billy: SHITFIRE!Out of nowhere, she plants Bacchus outside of the ring with a headlock driver! Chris Avery: THE BOTTOM OF EVERYTHING!Billy: JOHNNY’S OWN MOVE!Johnny is laid out on the mat below as the fans get quiet, trying to take in what just happened! Lissie is on her knees, staring at the motionless Johnny, the weight of what she just did finally dawning on her! But when the referee starts counting - 1! - that pulls Lissie’s concentration back. She stumbles back into Addy, who catches her and speaks to her in her ear. Ash continues to watch from the other side of the corner, the Swallowing almost daring her to check on Johnny. 2! Lissie drops a boot on Johnny to keep him down, and she’s staring a hole at Ash now, who continues to observe quietly from their side of the ring. 3! Lissie picks Johnny up and slams his face on the announce table! 4! Again! 5! Lissie slides back into the ring to keep herself from getting counted out. But without wasting a second, she bounces off the ropes and runs back towards Johnny on the outside, flying over the top rope, looking for a suicide plancha! Chris Avery: HOLY CRAP!Billy: OUT OF NOWHERE!Johnny gets a burst of energy and SPEARS LISSIE IN MID-AIR! BOTH FIGHTERS COLLAPSE ON THE OUTSIDE - JOHNNY OUT OF EXHAUSTION, AND LISSIE, WHO JUST GOT TAKEN OUT BY ONE OF HER OWN MOVES! Chris Avery: THE CROWD IS GOING ABSOLUTELY MENTAL!Pushing himself off the ringside mat with ragged breath, Johnny wipes hair out of his face before rising to his feet. Inside the ring, the official waves off his prior count, and begins again. 1! Shaking his head, he drags Lissie up to her feet and tosses her over the barricade and into the crowd! Billy: SHITFIRE! THE YEETER OF WORLDS STRIKES AGAIN!Johnny shoots a glare in Addy's direction before returning to the ring, still attempting to steady his breathing. 2! Addy's eyes dart towards the barricade. Ash sidesteps closer to the same barricade. Chris Avery: A bit of gamesmanship from Bacchus' corner!3! The official warns the pair on the floor not to engage, threatening to eject them from ringside. Ash raises her arms in surrender, eyes locked on Addy. Lissie begins to stir. Billy: Finally, an official able to maintain order!4! In the ring, Johnny stretches with aid of the rope. Lissie's hand emerges from the crowd, clinging on the top of the barricade for dear life. 5! Lissie drags herself to her feet, shaking the cobwebs loose. Chris Avery: She's gotta get a move on if she doesn't wanna be counted out!6! Lissie climbs over the barricade, landing on the floor on shaky legs. 7! Lissie rushes for the ring, sliding under the bottom rope as the ref's arms go up to singal eight. As she begins to push herself off the mat, hands and knees on the canvas, Johnny explodes from across the ring and lands FLUSH with a Trouble in Paradise kick! Billy: SHITFIRE! KING'S DEAD!Chris Avery: I think it's called Queen's Dead in this instance!Billy: Somebody's dead, that's all I know!Johnny drags Lissie towards the center of the ring and collapses atop her for the cover. ONE! TWO! TH—KICKOUT! Lissie's shoulder explodes upwards with the kickout, her eyes wide. Johnny pounds the mat in frustration and rises to his feet. As he bends down to drag Lissie up to her's, he's caught with a wild right hand that staggers him. Lissie rises to her feet as Johnny comes back in with a left of his own, but Lissie catches him first with a boot to the gut that doubles Johnny over. She hooks his arm, forcing his head between her legs. Chris Avery: She's looking for the Crown of Thorns!But Johnny goes limp and collapses to his knees. Lissie tries to get him up for the move, but she can't heave him off the canvas. With his arms still hooked, she tries once again, to no avail! Chris Avery: And an innovative counter by Johnny Bacchus!Billy: You'd think someone woulda tried that by now though.Shaking her head, Lissie releases his arms, dropping to a knee herself. As Johnny straightens himself out on his knees, Lissie catches him across the cheek with a right hand! Johnny answers with a left! Right! Left! Each one comes slower than the last, but seems to land twice as hard. Chris Avery: Something's gotta give here, they can't keep at this forever!Billy: Who's to say they won't?Lissie comes in with another right, but Johnny slips the punch by rearing his head back. He shoots forward, clocking Lissie in the mouth with a MEAN looking headbutt! Lissie stumbles back as Johnny unsteadily makes his way to his feet. He cinches a gutwrench hold on Lissie. Billy: He's looking for the Czolgosz Driver!Chris Avery: I'm surprised you could pronounce it!Billy: Know your enemies.However, as Johnny attempts to lift Lissie into position for the gutwrench piledriver, he's knocked to the mat as Addy A drives her shoulder into his back! The official calls for the bell as the crowd erupts into boos! DING DING DING! Adilene Floyd: And your winner, by Disqualification: Johnny Bacchus!Ash slides into the ring and charges right after Addy! The pair square off and trade blows, swinging at each other with reckless abandon! Johnny jumps into the fray, closely followed behind by Lissie, as the official waves their arms in the air, calling for security to separate the teams! Billy: SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: This was a powder keg from the word go! And here we are!Johnny and Lissie trade blows in the center of the ring while Addy and Ash's confrontation drags them near the ropes. Ash ducks a swing from Addy and rolls out of the ring, swiping Addy's legs out from under her on the outside. Addy hits the mat hard and rolls out of the ring after Ash. She blocks a blow from Ash and knees her in the gut. With a fistful of Ash's hair, Addy drags her dance partner near the barricade. Addy raises Ash's head high before slamming it down as hard as she possibly can on the corner of the barricade! A harsh CRUNCH reverberates through the arena as Ash's head bounces off the railing, her hands reflexively coming up to cover her eye! Chris Avery: That didn't sound good!Hearing the commotion, Johnny shoves Lissie away and slides out of the ring, clubbing Addy across the back and looking down to check on his partner. In the ring, Lissie scales the turnbuckles and measures her leap. She launches off with a Corkscrew Swanton Bomb, knocking both Johnny and Addy to the floor! Billy: CHERRY BOMB! EVERYONE'S DOWN!A wave of security guards storm down the ramp, trying to regain order as we fade to commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:34:29 GMT -5
Affluenza!?
The camera cuts to the view of the centerplate of the United States Championship. As it zooms out, we see Jill Park walking with a purpose down a hallway. She makes a sharp right turn and goes through a door marked “Affluenza” where Regan Voorhees is sat at a small table. “Regan, we need to discuss something.” Jill says bluntly, more AT Regan than to her. She grabs a steel chair from the wall and swings it in front of her, sitting down across from Regan, whom doesn’t even look up from the issue of Vanity Fair she’s reading, the cover depicting her pig in a corner blurb, with the question “WHO IS ATTICUS?”“Mmhm.”Jill removes the United States Championship from her right shoulder, and places it on the table. “This.”Regan sighs, and closes the magazine before slowly peering up to meet Jill’s frantic gaze. “You’re United States Champion. Got it. Ecstatic. Woo.”“No, that’s not…” Jill trails off momentarily, seemingly so she can keep her composure. Not something’s she’s exactly known for. “As I’m sure you know, the Main Event tonight is Kidsgrove vs Gunn, winner faces me at Meltdown for the title.”“Yes.”“It’s like you’re not even trying to follow me, here.”Regan winks. “Good lord. Okay.
Regan…I know everything between us lately has been…strained. I’m even willing to concede it’s partly my fault.”“Partly?”Jill looks…tested. She doesn’t bother acknowledging the crack. “But, we’ve made it this far. We’ve done great things, even in spite of not capturing the Tag Team Championships. We now have the United States Championship. How you think it’s going to look if I can’t even defend it once?”“It’ll probably make you look like a loser, Jill.”“Jesus…
Regan, can I count on you to help me at Meltdown?”Regan doesn’t say anything. In fact, she stares blankly at Jill for a few moments before standing up, and saying just one word. “Ghosted.” She then walks off leaving Jill Park to wonder what exactly is going through her partner’s mind, as Clash heads to a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:35:32 GMT -5
Main Event #1 Contender for the United States Championship Sam Kidsgrove vs. Roman Gunn
Billy: Its time for our main event! And this match has been in the works for almost one year!Chris Avery: Roman debuted a year ago and has been calling out Sam Kidsgrove ever since! During that time, Roman has unofficially won an interim United States title that he's still in court against AW for and was officially the CBS Champion. Roman has big wins over Chris Page and the like too!Billy: Roman Gunn has wanted Kidsgrove and last week, Gunn called next in the US title match however it was Kidsgrove who finally answered the Gunn challenge and.. well, challenged him to a match!Chris Avery: The winner of this match goes on to face Jill Park for the US title at Meltdown this Sunday Night!Billy: Kidsgrove has records, he is one of the top superstars this fed has to offer..The music hits cutting off Billy. The hook to Jesus Walks by Kanye West hits and the lights dim as a spotlight hits the curtain where Roman Gunn slowly walks through and raises his head to the sold out crowd. They all begin to boo as he stands perfectly still at the top of the ramp and stares out at the disgusting people below him. Adilene Floyd: From Miami, Florida.. he's ROMAN! GUNN!Roman walks down the ramp looking to his left as everyone continues booing him but then he looks to the right and it's much of the same story. He turns towards the steel steps and gets onto the apron but before entering the ring he sets his foot back down on the apron and stares back out at the crowd. They just flip him off and continue booing. He finally steps through the ropes and walks over to the far corner and puts both hands on the top turnbuckle tapping it twice and then pulling himself up to the middle turnbuckle rope and slowly raising his arms into the air. The crowd boos as Roman begins to trash talk the crowd back. He finally steps off the middle turnbuckle ropes and the lights go back to normal as the music slowly fades. Roman paces around the ring as Tobias stands on the apron. Tobias holding something in his hands. Then Kidsgrove music hits and the crowd cheers. Kidsgrove kisses Zooey and leaves her up at the ramp and comes down to the ring by himself. Billy: A match in the making for a year! And it all comes down to this!Chris Avery: I can't wait, Billy!Kidsgrove gets on the apron and gets into the ring as the official lets them know what this is all about. Billy: Here we go!DING DING DING Roman and Kidsgrove pace around but its Kidsgrove who kicks him in the stomach! He whips Roman into the turnbuckles! He climbs up and punches down at him! Over and over and over! 8, 9 and 10 punches! He climbs off and lets Roman come at him and hits a back body drop! Roman smashes the canvas and the crowd erupts as Roman stumbles up and Kidsgrove hits a clothesline sending Roman over the top rope crashing to the outside! Billy: KIDSGROVE WITH A CLOTHESLINE HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD!Kidsgrove is fired up in the ring as Roman gets up and brushes it off and slides back into the ring. Kidsgrove and Roman tie up but this time Roman gets the upperhand and whips Kidsgrove to the ropes and Roman goes for a back body drop but Kidsgrove kicks him in the face! Roman stumbles back and Kidsgrove hits a dropkick sending Roman crashing back down to the canvas and Roman rolls underneath the ropes and out of the ring! Tobias grabs Roman and lifts him up to a vertical base.. Billy: WHOA!Chris Avery: Kidsgrove one step ahead!Roman slaps the announcers table and tells them to STFU and turns around as Tobias focus' him up. Roman asks that Kidsgrove give him some room so he can get back in the ring. Billy: Here we go again!Roman gets into the ring and Kidsgrove comes charging forward but Roman hits a knee to the stomach! Roman hits another knee to the stomach and just holds him in place before whipping him into the turnbuckles! Chris Avery: Ohh!Roman comes over and hits a clothesline on Kidsgrove and then another one, and a third, a fourth and a fifth! Roman takes Kidsgrove and hits a sidewalk slam out of the corner! He hooks a leg! One! Kidsgrove kicks out and rolls to the corner as Roman gets up and fixes his hair. "COME ON SAMMY! COME ON!! MISTER HOLLYWOOD RIGHT? COME ON!" Roman stomps on Kidsgrove in the corner! He stomps and stomps and stomps and stomps. Roman picks up Kidsgrove and hits a BIG time fucking suplex in the middle of the ring! Roman covers! One! Two! Chris Avery: Kidsgrove kicks out again!Roman gets up and goes to the corner and talks to Tobias. Roman looks into the camera "You watching, Hollywood? This is your guy huh? This is your movie star? Pfft! WHAT A JOKE!" Kidsgrove gets up and Roman hits a big jumping clothesline on Kidsgrove sending him down! Roman goes for a cover! One! Two! Billy: KIdsgrove gets out!Kidsgrove rolls Roman right into a pinfall of his own! ONE!! TWO!! THRE- Roman kicks out and gets to his feet first! Sam is up but Roman picks him up and spears him into the turnbuckles! Roman hits a right hand! A right hand! Roman whips Sam across the ring into the turnbuckles where he smashes back first and falls down onto the mat! Billy: Roman Gunn in control! He might be on his way to Meltdown!Chris Avery: Hard to argue against it!Roman comes over and picks up Sam but Sam hits a right hand! A kick and DDT!! ROMAN IS DOWN! Billy: ROMAN IS DOWN!!Chris Avery: A DDT FROM KIDSGROVE!! JUST LEVELED THE PLAYING FIELD!Kidsgrove gets up to his feet as Roman stumbles up and Kidsgrove hits another dropkick sending Roman into the corner on his ass! Kidsgrove stumbles up to the opposite corner as Roman pulls himself up.. Billy: KIDSGROVE IS CHARGING!ROMAN STAYS PUT AND KIDSGROVE HITS THE HELLUVA KICK!! Billy: TAKE TWO!!Roman stumbles out of the corner as Kidsgrove comes near him but Roman pops him up... AND HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULERS AND HITS A BUCKLE BOMB!! Chris Avery: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!Both of them are down again as the crowd is in a fever pitch!! Tobias is screaming for Roman to get up! Billy: Roman is moving..Roman gets up as Kidsgrove gets up and Roman hits a right hand! Kidsgrove stumbles back and delivers a right hand of his own! Billy: BACK AND FORTH NOW!Roman delivers a right hand! Kidsgrove responds with one! They start trading blows faster and faster! Kidsgrove hits a knee to the gut and hits the ropes but Roman goes for a clothesline! Billy: SAM DUCKS!They both bounce off opposite ropes and ROMAN HITS THE SPEAR!! Billy: SPEAR!! SPEAR!!ROMAN HAS DONE IT! Chris Avery: ITS OVER!ONE!! TWO!! THRE- Billy: KIDSGROVE KICKS OUT!!Chris Avery: I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!!Roman gets up and rolls his eyes but he's looking to end it.. he picks up Kidsgrove and bends him forward.. Billy: THE POWERBOMB?Roman lifts up Sam Kidsgrove but Kidsgrove hits a right hand! Another one! He gets out of it and whips Roman into the corner and follows it up RIGHT AWAY with a HELLUVA KICK!! Billy: TAKE TWO!!Roman crashes down and Kidsgrove pins! One! TWO!! THREE!! Billy: ROMAN WITH A SHOULDER UP!!Chris Avery: HOW DID ROMAN KICK OUT!!Roman rolls to the ropes to try and get up as Kidsgrove adjusts his gameplan. The crowd is fired up and Kidsgrove taps on his knee.. Billy: HES CALLING FOR IT!!Chris Avery: ITS BOX OFFICE SMASH TIME!!Roman turns around as Tobias is screaming for him to watch out and Kidsgrove charges.. BUT ROMAN CATCHES HIM AND HITS THE SITOUT POWERBOMB!! Billy: WHAT IMPACT!! ITS OVER!!Chris Avery: HE CAUGHT HIM!!ROMAN HAS HIM HES FUCKING FINISHED!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Billy: NO!! NO!! KIDSGROVE WITH A SHOULDER UP!!Chris Avery: HOW THE HELL?! HOW THE HELL?! KIDSGROVE KICKED OUT!!Roman is in the corner and can't believe it but he starts to smirk. He pulls himself up.. Billy: WHat is he smiling about?!Kidsgrove is out in the middle of the ring on his stomach coughing, holding his ribs.. Roman stands up in the corner as Tobias stands up on the apron. The official giving him a warning but Tobias pulls something out of his bag.. It's a golden glove! Billy: What is that?!Roman slides the golden glove on and velcros the end around his waist. He grips a tight knuckle smiling at it. Chris Avery: Good God! It's like a Thanos glove! HE CAN END THIS RIGHT HERE!Billy: IF ITS WEIGHTED ISNT THAT ILLEGAL?!The official isn't doing anything but getting Tobias off the apron and Roman punches down at the canvas! He screams OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! Billy: OH MY GOD!Roman CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER! SUPERMAN PUNCH!! KIDSGROVE SIDESTEPS AND PULLS THE ARM DOWN AND SMASHES ROMAN FACE FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS!! Chris Avery: HE MISSED!! ROMAN MISSED!!Kidsgrove back rolls to his feet and into the corner as Roman stumbles up and turns around AND KIDSGROVE SMASHES HIM!! Billy: BOX OFFICE SMASH!!Chris Avery: GOT HIM!!Kidsgrove falls on Roman!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Billy: SAM KIDSGROVE WINS!!Tobias is screaming with his hands and head on the apron!! Chris Avery: KIDSGROVE IS GOING TO MELTDOWN!!The graphic appears as Kidsgrove sits up stating he's the true #1 contender for the United States Championship and has a match at Meltdown against Jill Park. Billy: A year long rivalry, all the trash talking, the Hollywood shade, all of it and it ends with Kidsgrove picking up a win over Roman Gunn right in the middle of the ring!Roman rolls out as Tobias is holding him up as they stand on the outside. Roman looks up and Kidsgrove is now on the middle turnbuckle celebrating and looking down at Roman. Roman shakes his head and walks up the ramp with Tobias. Chris Avery: WHAT A MAIN EVENT!! KIDSGROVE AND PARK!! ONE MORE TIME FOR THE US TITLE THIS SUNDAY NIGHT AT MELTDOWN!Kidsgrove goes over to the other turnbuckles and celebrates with his arms in the air as the crowd erupts! Billy: Shitfire! Kidsgrove put on a damn good show here!Kidsgrove comes off the turnbuckles and the music stops when he turns around and PARK SMASHES THE US TITLE INTO HIS HEAD KNOCKING HIM DOWN! Billy: WHAT THE?!Chris Avery: OH COME ON!!Park is laughing as she stands over him and kneels down then and puts the belt in his face. Park stands back up, standing over Kidsgrove and she just holds the United States Championship belt up.. Billy: PARK JUST DROPPED KIDSGROVE WITH THE TITLE RIGHT TO HIS FACE!!Chris Avery: A SNEAK ATTACK FROM THE CHAMPION.. JUST SIX NIGHTS AWAY FROM THEIR TITLE MATCH!!Park continues to be smug and holds the belt up as we take our final commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 18, 2022 22:37:04 GMT -5
Heating Up on the Road to Meltdown
The house lights black out, and "Pitbull Terrier" starts playing over the PA. Through the pitch blackness of the lightless arena, a strobe light starts flashing on the stage as the song builds, and Dandy DiVito appears on the stage solo holding his World Title over his shoulder. Billy: UGGGGGGGGH!Chris Avery: He told us last week that he’d be here tonight, and I guess, for once, Dandy is a man of his word!Focused on business at hand, Dandy marches to the ring. Dandy jaws at and interacts with the crowd inciting passionately angry responses from those in attendance. As he reaches the ring, Dandy slams his hands into and then stomps up the ring stairs just before he climbs into the ring and demands a microphone from the time keeper. Billy: Where are his goons?! Chris Avery: I… don’t know, Billy! This is highly unusual for Dandy. Seems like something is afoot here! He must have some sort of plan!Dandy picks the mic up to his lips and the music dies as the crowd’s jeering ratchets up in intensity. Dandy DiVito: Gerry, where you at, boi? I tol’ ya I’d be here, and yet, when I arrive, you ain’t nowhere to be found. Hmmm… Seems a li’l fishy, son. The crowd boos Dandy. Dandy DiVito: We got ‘bout a week befo’ we throw down at Meltdown, an’ befo’ you fuckin’ know it, that shit’s gon’ be right on top a us. So, Gerry… you gon’ come down here an’ clear the fuckin’ air like a goddamn MAN or you gonna fuckin’ dodge the confrontation like you’s a li’l BITCH?!Angelo suddenly appears on the entrance ramp with a sly smile on his face as he slowly and methodically walks down the ramp and toward the ring. Billy: Where’s the damn crowbar?! Dandy starts to smile broadly as well. Chris Avery: OH GOD THIS IS A TRAP!Angelo gets to the ring apron and steps one leg through the ropes as Dandy picks the mic back up to his lips. Dandy DiVito: Now, boys!Nothing happens. Dandy’s brow furrows in confusion. As Angelo stands tall immediately in front of Dandy. Dandy DiVito: NOW, BOYS! NOW GODDAMN IT!The tron screen lights up as Angelo’s smile turns into a full grin and Dandy’s face reflects a look of horror. Billy: OH MY GOD! THAT’S RICHARD AND RONAN! THEY’RE BOTH OUT COLD! Chris Avery: AND THERE’S THE CROWBAR ON TOP OF RONAN! ANGELO TOOK THEM BOTH OUT WHILE THEY WAITED IN THE WINGS!BILLY: BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT’S HILARIOUS! Dandy screams out at Angelo. Dandy DiVito: YOU SON OF A BITCH!Dandy charges Angelo, but Angelo charges as well and ducks Dandy’s clothesline. As Dandy rebounds toward Angelo, the challenger leaps and grabs Dandy for the Leaping Reverse STO and slams Dandy’s face into the mat. Chris Avery: SHOW STOPPER! SHOW STOPPER! DANDY’S DOWN AND REELING HERE!Billy: HAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!As Angelo hops up to his feet swiftly, Dandy is crawling up to his hands and knees, shaking off the cobwebs. Angelo smiles broadly as he charges and drives Dandy’s head back into the mat with his boot. Chris Avery: HOLLYWOOD ENDING! DANDY IS OUT LIKE A GODDAMN LIGHT HERE! OH MY GOD!Billy: *weezing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* HAHAHA *groan* HAHA OHHH FUCK THIS IS TOO GOOD!Angelo looks down at Dandy as he shakes his head dismissively before grabbing the World Title from the mat and standing with one foot on Dandy’s back and the title held triumphantly in the air! Chris Avery: Dandy DiVito has never been out quite like he is right now, Billy! Meltdown just got EVEN MORE interesting! Billy: Don’t get me started again, Chris! This is my favorite Dandy moment! Chris Avery: Will we have a new champion after Meltdown or will the Cockroach of Action Wrestling continue to survive?!
Billy: WE'RE OUT OF TIME! HAHAHAHHA WE GOTTA GO LMAO
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