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Post by Action Reel on Jul 11, 2022 18:59:33 GMT -5
Cruiserclash opens to the ring, where a very unusual scene has been erected. The ring posts have been covered with decorative palms, while the ropes have been wrapped in blinking lights. In the ring, several fancily decorated lawn chairs sit next to a large, drink-covered table. And standing in the ring, dressed in summery Hawaiian shirts, are the record-breaking tag team champions, Teo Blaze and Andre Jenson, the Two Gents! Yet despite last week’s big win, something is noticeably absent from Teo’s waist or shoulder- but before any explanation can be given, Jenson grabs a microphone. Andre Jenson: Ladies and Gents, good evening! How are we feeling tonight??The crowd responds happily, cheering as Jenson looks over them with a huge smile. Andre Jenson: Now I don’t know if you all were watching last week, but on the Fourth of July, there was a pretty…momentous occasion involving my partner here.Teo waves to the audience before letting his partner continue. Andre Jenson: Last week, on the fourth of July, the Gents made history yet again when Teo Blaze became only the second man in Action Wrestling history to win a fourth Cruiserweight Championship!The audience explodes with cheers as Jenson passes the microphone to his partner Teo continues as the cheers subside. Teo Blaze: But seeing as last week we were unable to have a proper celebration of the holiday, we figured, why not have it this week? So we grabbed our best hawaiian shirts, a cooler full of ice cream bars and Gentcones, an inflatable couch, and we decided we would celebrate right here tonight! Who’s with us?The crowd once again offers an appreciative cheer as Jenson goes under the table and grabs a cooler, reaching in and grabbing frozen treats, which he throws into the crowd with typical aplomb. The audience smiles as Teo looks over them with a smile. Teo Blaze: You see, the Gents have been through a lot this year, and I mean a lot. But at the end of the day, sometimes you gotta enjoy life while it’s good. That’s why we’ve decided to give every fan in the arena here one celebratory Gentcone at concessions, in honor of this momentous occasion!
Jenson smiles as he goes for another cooler, taking the microphone from Teo’s hands. Andre Jenson: But Teo- I think you’re forgetting something. You see folks, ever since Mr. Bryan Blaze won the Cruiserweight title, we’ve been seeing him walk around with…well, let’s just call it an unconventional belt.Teo Blaze: More like a gaudy, insulting piece of sh-Andre Jenson: And! If there’s one thing the Gents believe in, it is the tradition, the ideas, the history that these belts represent. So I asked Teo to leave the belt he won from Bryan Blaze in the locker room tonight, so that you all wouldn’t have to see it…but I also had a word with the AW Brass back at HQ, and…Jenson opens the cooler in his hand and holds it out to his partner. Teo quizzically looks into the box, and then with a huge smile, reaches in and retrieves a newly minted Cruiserweight Championship in the classical design, polished and shining like brand new. Teo holds the restored championship over his head as the audience begins a “Cruiserclash” chant. Andre Jenson: It looks good on ya, lad. Now, if there’s no further objection, let’s hit the music!Teo grabs more Gentcones and begins throwing them into the crowd as the Gents music starts to play. After a few seconds though, the jazzy song is suddenly cut off, replaced by “Sublime Remixx”! The audience looks around in confusion, recognizing who this means. The Gents stare as out on the entrance ramp walks a very happy looking, Hawaiian shirt-wearing Alex Marley holding a microphone and a 6-pack of drinks. Alex Marley: What’s up, Gents? I heard we were having a party, so, you know, I figured I’d help out!The Gents glance at each other, then back to Marley, unsure of what to make of this. The awkwardness of the faceoff is palpable. Alex Marley: I mean, just cause I’m going to be taking your belt doesn’t mean we can’t hang, right?Teo takes the microphone from his partner and looks up at Alex with confusion. Teo Blaze: So we let you down in the ring with us to celebrate my win, then the moment I turn my back you hit me with that palm tree and put me through the table, right?Alex looks somewhat taken aback by the suggestion, as if it hadn’t crossed his mind. Alex Marley: Hit you with a- what? I just wanted to hang with the new champion, really!Teo rolls his eyes, looking at Alex with a jaded expression. Teo Blaze: Look Alex, as much as I’d love to believe that, we’re fine on our own. No additional party assistance needed, mmkay? I’m not interested in playing any of these mind games where you pretend to be my friend- Alex Marley: Pretend? Teo Blaze: And then you hit me with that D-9 suplex the moment I actually trust you. This belt does things to people, makes it to where you can’t trust anyone, so that means that I can’t trust you.
Marley looks kind of hurt by Teo’s words, and the crowd looks slightly confused as to Marley’s true intentions. Marley seems like he’s about to respond with indignance, but he takes a deep breath and collects himself. Alex Marley: That’s okay, I get it. You two enjoy your party, then.Marley tosses the microphone over his shoulders as he turns back to the entrance ramp. Jenson pats his partner on the shoulder as Teo grabs more ice cream bars and throws them into the audience, a bit harder this time. Jimmy Garcia: Alex Marley coming out in a show of good sportsmanship here, but the Gents rebuffing him.Katta Pult: I mean, the Gents have been dealing with a lot of shady characters and sneak attacks these past few months- maybe Teo has gotten used to being defensive?Jimmy Garcia: But Alex seemed like he genuinely wanted to hang out! I don’t know if that was entirely necessary.Katta Pult: Some serious tension starting to build between our Champion and #1 Contender, Jimmy.Jimmy Garcia: Lets take our first commercial break thanks to 7Eleven and the Slurpee.. we'll be right back!Cruiserclash fades to commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 11, 2022 19:02:10 GMT -5
Havoc vs. Lazaro Vicente
Havoc is already in the ring! Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash, what an opening! But now it's time for our first match up!Katta Pult: Stakes on the line!Mariachi music mixed some drum beats and guitar plucking kicks up as a Golden beam of light points to the stage. Out from behind the curtain steps Lázaro wearing a golden jaguar like warrior lucha mask, a black long sleeveless jacket, gold trunks, and white boots. Lázaro stands center stage and crosses his heart before throwing his two index fingers to the sky triggering Golden sparks to shoot up and fall to the ramp as he makes his way to the ring. Lázaro slaps a few hands before stopping at the stairs, he looks back and notices a small boy with his father, he nods and offers his mask to the boy, who let's him put it on him. The dad gives Lázaro a thumbs up before Lázaro turns back to the ring to ascend the top rope where he looks out to the surrounding crowd of fans. He points both index fingers up to the sky before leaping and rolling through as he hits the mat. He hits the ropes before finding his way to his corner, adjusting his wrist tape and giving his coat to one of the ring helpers. Jimmy Garcia: Lazaro in the ring and ready to rock!DING DING DING Havoc and Lazaro hit some fast paced action before Lazaro flips into the ropes like Spiderman and hangs on. Havoc charges but Lazaro comes out of the ropes and hits a trouble in paradise type kick sending Havoc down! Havoc get back to his feet and goes for a clothesline but Lazaro ducks and grabs the neck of Havoc but havoc spins Lazaro all the way around and hits a neckbreaker of his own! Lazaro stumbles back up and Havoc hits a dropkick sending him over the ropes to the outside! Jimmy Garcia: Whoa what a shot!Havoc charges and flies over the ropes with a huge suicide dive taking Lazaro down! Katta Pult: That was a good shot there!Havoc rolls back into the ring as Lazaro stays on the outside. Katta Pult: Wait, what's that?Jimmy Garcia: This again?!The lights dim slightly and something spooky descends from the rafters. It hovers menacingly above Havoc. Its eyes glow blood red as it arches towards Havoc, speaking in a malevolent shrill. CLOUT: Havoc, your life, your career is living up to your pseudonym. We worry for you. There is so much more you can beeeeeee.The Man Called Havoc turns away, gritting his teeth in disdain. The referee mutters something to Lazaro Vicente who is growing impatient on the outside. CLOUT: Oh, ever so sorry, let us introduce ourselves. We are...The fans chant along with the demonic choir that screech the name. CLOUT: ... CLOUT! And you are our latest, and hopefully final candidate. Let us see if you have a remnant of wisdom amongst the broken shards of your being. Will you choose to get some CLOUT or will you choose DOOM?Jimmy Garcia: Don't do it, Havoc. This thing gives me the creeps.Katta Pult: But look what happened when Raj Banerjee chose to reject CLOUT. He was DOOMED to being fired the next day.Jimmy Garcia: I'm sure that was a coincidence. Katta Pult: Actually, me too. Raj sucked. But I'm telling you, this CLOUT is a harbinger of DOOM.CLOUT suddenly pivots on its rope and swings towards the commentary booth. CLOUT: We hear you, CruiserClash announcers. We hear everything. You're quite correct - Havoc will know terrible DOOM if he spurns us. But let's focus on the positives. If he chooses to get some CLOUT, if he wears us on his head, on his head, on his head... He will become US. He will no longer know Havoc but glory, success, wholeness, wellness, vitality. He will score the woman - or man - or non-binary lover of his dreams.The freaky mask veers back towards its target. CLOUT: Havoc, your finances will prosper beyond wealth you cannot fathom. Your happiness levels will soar beyond the clouds. We will imbue you with swagger, with vim, with courage, with CLOUT! But most importantly, you will become the success story of Action Wrestling. Gold galore is a guarantee with... (crowd chants along) CLOUT!Scratching his beard, Havoc shuffles closer, intrigued. Jimmy Garcia: He's gonna do it.Katta Pult: Get him some CLLLOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUTTTTT!As Havoc grips the mask, he begins to pull it towards his head. Most of the crowd shout 'NO!'. CLOUT: Consummate us! Make us one!Just as he pulls CLOUT to his crown, he pulls the mask to the mat and begins stomping on it. CLOUT shrieks with ear splitting volume. CLOUT: EXTERMINATE! It sprays a blue gunk all over the ringside area. Havoc gets soaked. Even Lazaro and some front row fans get sprayed. The referee rings the bell. Vicente flees to the back, vexed. Jimmy Garcia: Looks like this match has been ruled a No Contest.CLOUT zips rapidly back up into the rafters after wailing an ominous warning. CLOUT: Candidate chose DOOM!In a flash, it is gone and the lights return to full brightness. A pissed Havoc tries to brush off the blue shit from his body as officials swarm in, spraying water to clean up the ringside area. Katta Pult: What DOOM awaits Havoc? Jimmy Garcia: Nothing, this is nonsense. That thing ruined what promised to be a good match... and my new suit!Katta Pult: But have you tasted this goo, Jimmy? It's delicious. Like treacle!Jimmy Garcia: Grr. I hate CLOUT chasers.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 11, 2022 19:03:19 GMT -5
Backstage with Nikki
Inside the locker room Nikola is admiring herself in the mirror. It has to be a crime to look this good.Jade wraps on the open door. Oh it's you, may as well come in.Jade: I’m here with Nikola Vaughn, last week your match with Aphable Azzumption was declared a tie, thoughts. Nikola: Another account of the ref’s screwing us over, all you have to do is watch the match to see the dummy loser, Azurine tapped first.Jade: Speaking of Azurine tonight you face her one on one, did Karlie give your advice for the match?Nikola: We’ve wrestled them every week since evolution, I already know what Vebbins can do in the ring, and tonight here in this loser city I’ll beat Azurine Vebbins, because there good and there’s great, I’m the latter and she is neither, tonight Jade, I prove once again why I am as great as I say I am, tonight I shove it in the face of every idiot that roots for Azurine Vebbins and tonight Jade, I break her ugly face, we’re done here so you can leave.Jade leaves but the door stays open and Rudy Dover, AW's newest superstar walks in. Nikki stares at him. Rudy Dover: Wanted to give you a coaching moment! I want you to do well, tonight Nikola. You need to sieze the opportunity and just take it! Don't give up on it, take it!Nikki tilts her head in confusion. Rudy Dover: Good luck, Nikki. I'll be watching.. and supporting you.Rudy smiles as the screen fades with Nikola turning back and admiring herself in the mirror.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 11, 2022 19:04:29 GMT -5
Freya vs. Zara
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash and we have both women in the ring ready to go!Katta Pult: This should be good!Ding! Ding! Ding! The match begins with both competitors leaving their respective corners to the point the audience of Austin, Texas, becomes intrigued by the severity of the competitors in this match. FREYA and Zara meet in the center of the ring to lock up in a collar and elbow tie up resulting in FREYA getting the upper hand to the point she backs up Zara all the way to the corner. Her back becomes glued to the turnbuckles and the official steps in. Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for returning to the live broadcast of our CruiserClash episode. We are currently witnessing an action-packed bout between two potential rising stars. FREYA and Zara.Katta Pult: I'm ready to see what these ladies will bring to the table!The referee counts to four and FREYA has no choice but to break away from her opponent. She charges forward and Zara manages to catch her in her grasp before sitting her on the top rope. She climbs onto the middle turnbuckle having her opponent in her grasp the two stand on the top rope together for the fans at ringside to witness. To everyone's surprise, Zara manages to land a Superplex from the top turnbuckle all the way down to ringside! Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Katta Pult: HOLY SHIT!Jimmy Garcia: Zara just Superplexed herself with FREYA from the top rope down to right in front of us! The referee is starting to make his official count-out!The referee stands near to the ropes. FREYA and Zara are on the ringside mat groaning from the fatigue as the referee closes to six. The two competitors start crawling to the apron which they use to help themselves up until FREYA collapses down onto the canvas but Zara rolls under the bottom rope to meet the count. The referee waves his hands calling the match officially! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ethan Miller: Here is your winner by count-out, Zara!Jimmy Garcia: Zara wins!! What a win in her debut! Katta Pult: Was it much of a win?! I believe this one needs to be ran back! Jimmy Garcia: The 10-1 pro boxer finishes off her debut with a count out victory!Katta Pult: I dunno, Jimmy!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 11, 2022 19:07:18 GMT -5
Backstage!
The broadcast of CuiserClash transitions to the backstage area, specifically in the interior of the general manager's office of Joey Bunga. There's a slightly positive reaction to the general manager in his office handling a phone call until he hears a knock on the door. Annoyed by the slight interruption, he rests the phone down on his colorfully designed suit and yells out to the door. Joey Bunga: One minute, I'm on da' phone!The knock continues to get louder until the door is slammed open causing Bunga to immediately end the call. The camera positions around to show Serenity Holmes standing across from Joey where the audience of Austin, Texas, praises her presence but she doesn't look too happy. The noticeable bandaging of her forehead and around her ribs are visible due to the half-length tank top she has on. Joey Bunga: You betta' have a serious reason for bustin' in ma' office Serene! Serenity Holmes: Why haven't you returned my calls?Serenity takes a few steps forward to Bunga who is sitting down behind his desk. Joey Bunga: I'm da' general manager. Do you think I have time to worry about a little girl who has been ordered to stay at home due to medical? Serenity Holmes: You know what this is about! I want an opportunity at the Cruiserweight Championship!Joey leans back in his executive chair and rubs his temples while the audience is cheering her on from the interior of the venue. He sighs then leans forward having a more serious demeanor. Joey Bunga: The Cruiserweight Championship has been tied up. You don't get ta' walk into ma' office and demand things around here little girl. It doesn't work like that. Ya' know? You've been actin' up ever since you've become Action Wrestling Womens Champion in ya' little scuffle with Alice Gemini.Serenity Holmes: Excuse me? Joey Bunga: Yes, you've been acting like a chile'. I've had to put up with so much of your crap from the executives that ma' name has been on the line for you but that little stunt you pulled on Independence CLASH was too far! You tried to murder Alice Gemini?!Serenity tries to say something but can't. She lets her head down and sighs. Joey Bunga: Exactly! You don't barge into ma' office and demand thing little girl! You start at the back of the line. Do you want an opportunity at the cruiserweight championship? You need to prove to me ya' can hang with the top wrestlers on ma' brand!Serenity Holmes: And how do I do that? I've beaten nearly half of the cruiserweight on this roster. The only people left for me are the ones hogging the cruiserweight championship in the main event. It's time for some new blood to take over and I want to be the face of this brand.Before Joey could answer that statement, another individual entered his office and Serenity turns around in curiosity. Lázaro Vicente has entered into the fray and the audience has a mixed reaction to one of the newest signees to the cruiserweight roster. The well-dressed luchador wrestler looks to both of his colleagues before interrupting their conversation. Lázaro Vicente: New blood, huh, Senora Holmes? I'd say the cruiserweight championship picture needs more true LUCHA blood than some little chica's. I can at least say I have a rightful argument for my spot in the title picture since I wasn't even pinned in my contendership match. Isn't that right, jefe?Serenity rolls her eyes and folds her arms. Meanwhile, Bunga scratches his chin and nods his head. Joey Bunga: Lazaro, you're in the same boat as Serenity, let's be honest here. You both still need to prove to me, that ya's can still hang with the top wrestlers on ma' brand. Lázaro Vicente: As long as we're being honest, jefe… Neither of you is going to keep me from reaching my El Dorado. Serenity Holmes: I've already beaten half of the cruiserweight on this brand. You don't think I can't beat you too? Besides, anyone can do flippy stuff as you can. Just slap a mask on it and that's Lucha right there.That statement makes Lázaro Vicente remove his expensive shades. The two are face to face but Bunga stands up having enough of the situation brewing. Joey Bunga: Okay! Enough! I ain't gonna sit here and listen to you whackamoos make a fool outta' yourselves!Serenity Holmes: Lets have a match!Lázaro Vicente: Lets do it, holmes!The audience's positive reaction is heard audibly from the backstage area as the two looks at each other. Joey Bunga: That's also not how it works around here.. besides, things are happening tonight that I already approved! Either way, you two will get your match.. you'll just have to wait a bit longer. Now if you excuse me?Serenity and Lázaro Vicente leave the office at the general manager's request. Joey Bunga sits back down in his chair and sighs again as the broadcast comes to an intermission.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 11, 2022 19:08:09 GMT -5
Nikki Vaughn vs. Azurine Vebbins
Ethan Miller: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, Introducing first from Los Angeles California, Azurine Vebbins. "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent. The arena lights go down as Narcissist plays in the arena, the titan tron shows a shapely silhouette, the light slowly comes up on Nikki standing on the stage surrounded by mirrors, she stands admiring herself from all angles. Ethan Miller: Accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon, hailing from Key West, Florida she is the Image of Perfection, Nikola Vaughn Nikki admires herself a little longer before stepping out. She slowly makes her way to the ring slowly walking up the steps, and walking along the apron, ordering the ref to wipe down and hold the ropes open the ropes, she enters the ring as a large mirror is lowered into the ring, Nikki admires the perfect image in the mirror, again admiring herself from all angles, she motions for the mirror to be lifted from the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Last week's match between Aphable Azzumptions and Red, White, and Bruised ended in controversy, as it appeared both Azurine and Nikki tapped out at the same time.Katta Pult: I watched the replay and Azurine tapped first.Jimmy Garcia: Well it doesn’t matter, the referee’s decision is final.Azurine stretches in her corner as Nikola gets last minute instructions from Tracy, Nikola then sprints from her corner and attacks Azurine in her corner, she stomps Azurine as the ref counts, Nikola continues to four, yells at the referee then breaks, Nikola backs out of the corner as Azurine pulls herself in the corner, Nikola backs up as the ref checks on Azurine, with a nod of her head yes, Azurine informs the ref she’s okay. The ref calls for the bells. Azurine charges out of the corner and takes Nikola down with a Thesz press and rolls through, Nikola rises and is nailed with a sidekick to the gut, Azurine hooks Nikola and nails her with a snap suplex and floats over into a pin. One Kickout. Jimmy Garcia: This rivalry started with Karlie and Azurine, through Red, White, and Bruised vs pineapple promenade and now Aphable Azzumptions.Katta Pult: Yeah, it seems they are truly deemed to fight forever.Azurine catches Nikola with a hip toss, Nikola pops up and eats a second hip toss pops up and receives a third hip toss, Azurine locks in an armbar and wrenches the arm, Nikola uses her long frame to get her feet in the ropes, the ref counts and Azurine breaks. Nikola slides out of the ring to take strategy with Tracy, the ref begins his count. Azurine slides out of the ring and rams Nikola and Tracy’s heads together, Azurine then tossed Nikola back into the ring, and slides back in Nikola throws a wild punch, Azurine ducks and lifted Nikola on her shoulders and began to spin, the crowd counted as Azurine continued to airplane spin, she dropped Nikola and was dizzy from the spinning, Nikola hooked Azurine by the waist dropped her into the ropes, Nikola placed her knee on the back of Azurine neck using the ropes for extra leverage, the ref counted to four and Nikola breaks and argues with the ref allowing Tracy to choke Azurine on the ropes. Nikola lifts Azurine from the ropes by the hair and hair biels her across the ring, Nikola smirks and taunts the crowd. Jimmy Garcia: The fans hate Nikola.Katta Pult: And she doesn’t care that they do.Nikola charges across the ring Azurine moves at the last moment and Nikola crashes into the corner, Azurine rolls Nikola up. One Two. Nikola catches azurine with a discus clothesline then grabs her by the hair and lifted her up, as attempted to whip Azurine in the corner, but azurine reversed sending Nikola into the ropes Azurine charged towards the corner and ate a Nikola boot, Nikola connects with a series on European uppercuts, she hooks Azurine and lifts her up and connects with a slingshot suplex, Nikola mounts Azurine and reigns downs forearm and elbow smashes, she stand and grinds her boot across Azirine’s forehead, Nikola stomps the head of Azurine then picked her and dropped her with a side slam and covered. One Two Azurine kicks out. Jimmy Garcia: Azurine gets her shoulder up.Nikola lifted Azurine and tossed her chest first into the corner and unleashed her rapid corner kicks to the lower back of Azurine, Nikola dropped Azurine with a nasty backstabber, Nikola took in the boos of the crowd as Azurine stumbled to her feet, she turned. Jimmy Garcia: The Kick of Perfection.Nikola covers. One two. Another kick out! Jimmy Garcia: Nikki is up!Nikki picks up Vebbins but she flips down, and rolls Nikki up! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Katta Pult: Vebbins wins!! She stole one!Nikki gets back to her feet but Vebbins rolls out of the ring and is happy about her victory! Jimmy Garcia: Another win for Vebbins!Katta Pult: That triple threat tag team match at Meltdown is going to be one to watch, Jimmy! Deathstars will be defending their titles against Red, White & Bruised and Aphable Azzumption!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 11, 2022 19:09:10 GMT -5
Zara Segment!
Jade Riley: Welcome back to CruiserClash, and I'm with AW's newest signee, Zara! Now, earlier tonight you defeated Freya in a tight-contest but it was by count out!Zara: So? I beat her. Count the votes and recount them, ha! Get it? I know you get it, look. I defeated her. Fair in square. If you have a problem with it, then you're just a liberal NUT JOB!Jade Riley: I'm sorry?Zara: I'm not here to bow down to your feelings, snowflake. I'm here to tap bitches out and snap bitches limbs. I want that Cruiserweight Championship, I want the Womens Championship, I want it all and nothing.. ahem, no one is going to stop me!Jade Riley: Well, there you have-Zara: Was I done talking.. Jade, right? That your dumb little name?Jade Riley: Ye-yes.Zara: Yeah, I'll tell you when I'm done talking and Jade. I'm done talking.
Zara shoulder bumps passing her and leaves the scene. Jade is completely thrown off and shocked. We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 11, 2022 19:09:55 GMT -5
Your Tag Team Champions
It's a vignette of Deathstars in their cave dojo with a giant Deathstars skull logo behind them and 100 candles lit everywhere. The following has been dubbed over by two English speakers.
Toxin: Karlie, Nikki, Azurine, Aphriya. You four are entering a hell you won't be able to escape from come Meltdown. These Tag Team Championships represent the crowning jewel of Deathstars in that we are the very best, and just like a rabid dog on a piece of rare steak we will never let go with our jaws.Cinta: At Meltdown you two tag teams will truly know what its like to be bruised, battered and beaten down. You have never felt true pain. Not the kind of pain we dish out. You are in for the fight of your life. You've had it too easy before we got here. Now it's time for the real Tag Team Champions to beat your asses down. Toxin: Death above Pride and Honor.Cinta: Deathstars is the only life for us.The scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 11, 2022 19:10:36 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 11, 2022 19:11:08 GMT -5
Main Event Alex Marley & Jester Moon vs. Rudy Dover & Noah Ramone
The lights slowly fade to dark as a gold shower falls over the ActionTron just as the verse drops on Sticky by Drake. The crowd reacts as Rudy Dover walks right through the shower of pyro and stands on stage with his arms out to his side and slowly does a 360 spin on top of the stage. He's all smiles as he points out at the crowd and is telling them to "be your best" and "yes, you can!". Ethan Miller: From the streets of Houston, Texas, he is the Preacher of Power, he is Rudy! Dover! He is coming down the ramp as he points to singular fans and gives them a big thumbs up before turning to the opposite side and reacting as he notices a few fans and gives them a thumbs up too. He turns towards the ring and jogs and slides in under the ropes and stands up. He notices a few more fans in the crowd and acts surprised that he notices them and gives them a thumbs up too. He goes to the corner and throws his arms out and then points at himself as a great inspiration for all the struggling people out there who can't rise above! The music fades as he comes off the turnbuckles and he stretches his arms and awaits for the bell to ring. Jimmy Garcia: Main event tag time!Banned in D.C. blasts through the arena and the jumbotron displays the initials NR in thick gold lettering. The crowd boos aggressively while a spotlight focuses on the stage. A quick pyro blast accompanies the drop as Noah Ramone stomps out onto the stage. He presses both fists together and stands with his legs spread at the top of the ramp. His right pointer finger extends towards the ring and he sprints down the ramp and slides quickly into the ring, leaning against the ropes and smiling devilishly at the crowd while he waits for his opponent. Katta Pult: These two were going at it last week, now forced to be in a tag match together!That slow piano starts the whole thing off, the sweet sounds from ‘Nobody Does it Better’ by Carly Simon bring out from the back none other than Jester Moon. Jester is wearing a huge smirk on his face as he comes out with his arms extended out above his head with his fingers extended as far as humanly possible. Not getting the reaction from the crowd that he thinks he deserves, he turns right around like Abe Simpson and walks back through the curtain, which the crowd approves of. That’s okay, because that brings him back out through the curtain and this time he sprints and dives into the ring. Jimmy Garcia: CruiserClashs and AW's new brightest star if you ask me!Alex Marley passes through the curtain, just fucking vibing to the music of MGK's Sublime RemiXX. He makes his way to the ring, dancing the whitest ways imaginable, while slapping the hands of every willing fan on the way down the ramp. As he gets in the ring, he taunts to the crowd and settles into the corner, laying across the top rope waiting for the match to begin. Katta Pult: These two on a team together is *chef kiss*! I love it! Marley is the #1 contender and will face Teo Blaze for the Cruiserweight Championship at Meltdown!DING DING DING Ramone starts out against Jester and the two tie up! Jester gets the advantage and shoves Noah to the ropes but Noah comes back with an uppercut to Jester and then a dropkick sending Jester down! Jester stumbles up and Noah hits a snapmare and knees him in the back of the head! He covers! One! Two! Jimmy Garcia: Jester kicks out of that one!Noah picks up Jester into a side headlock and tags in Rudy! Rudy comes in and sizes Jester up and hits a dropkick of his own! He covers! Katta Pult: Right on target!One! Two! Jester kicks out! Rudy picks up Jester and whips him to the ropes but Jester ducks the clothesline attempt and Rudy misses! Rudy turns around and Jester hits a flying clothesline sending Rudy down! Jimmy Garcia: THERE YA GO!Jester hits the ropes and hits a flying forearm sending Rudy down once again! Katta Pult: Love that for him!Rudy gets up and Jester hits a tornado DDT on Rudy planting him head first, bouncing him like a god damn human pogo-stick onto the canvas! Jimmy Garcia: JESUS WHAT A TORNADO DDT!Jester gets up and tags in Marley! The crowd erupts! Noah gets in but Jester hits a sidekick to the stomach of Noah and Marley comes in with a v-trigger knee to the side of Noahs head causing him to crash through the ropes to the outside! Jimmy Garcia: Goodnight, sweet prince!Rudy gets up in the ring where Jester hits a SUPERKICK on Rudy in the head and Marley hits the D-9 Suplex! Katta Pult: THATS IT!Marley pins Rudy as Jester leaps over the top rope and crashes down onto Noah taking him out! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING! Jester rolls back in and the official raises Jesters arm and Marleys arm in victory! Jimmy Garcia: The #1 contender picks up a big win here on CruiserClash just weeks before he'll meet Teo Blaze at Meltdown!Katta Pult: And once again Jester Moon keeps on rollin' baybay, Moon with another win on CruiserClash!The two keep celebrating as the fans pop for both of them! Jimmy Garcia: That's it for CruiserClash presented by Slurpee! We'll see you next week on our final stop before Meltdown!Katta Pult: Goodnight everybody!The two keep celebrating in a big time main event as we fade out on CruiserClash!
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