Final RoundRobby Bigg Dick vs. Dax
Jimmy Garcia: It's time for the final round!Mike Massaro: Who will be King of the Backyard!?Dax comes through the curtain and he stands on the ramp and poses as RBD comes up from behind and wraps a bandana around his throat and starts to choke him!!
Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!!DING DING DING!!
Mike Massaro: THIS IS STARTING RIGHT NOW!!RBD takes Dax down on the ramp and keeps choking him with his bandana! RBD is throwing punches and kicks on Dax while Dax is trying to get up! RBD grabs Dax head first and sets him in place and DROPS HIM WITH HIS SIGNATURE PILEDRIVER!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD IT COULD BE OVER!!RBD picks up Dax near lifeless body and drops him with his signature DDT on the ramp!!
Mike Massaro: RBD IS HANDLING BUSINESS!!RBD drags Dax down the ramp and to the ring. He picks up his carcass and rolls him into the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: THIS IS IT! THIS IS OVER ALREADY!! RBD IS ABOUT TO WIN THIS A 9TH TIME!!RBD rolls Dax over and pins!
One!
Two!
Thre-
Jimmy Garcia: DAX KICKS OUT!!Mike Massaro: IT AINT OVER YET!!RBD grabs a ziplock bag out of his pocket.. and starts dumping it all over the canvas..
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!Mike Massaro: LEGOS!! THATS LEGOS!!Dax is picked up from behind and lifted up.. and RBD drops him with a back suplex right onto the legos in the middle of the ring!!
Jimmy Garcia: OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!RBD and Dax both roll around off the legos in pain.. RBD rolls out of the ring and grabs something underneath the ring and pulls it out. It's a roll of barbedwire..
Jimmy Garcia: Good god!RBD starts to wrap it around his arm and gets back into the ring.. he steps through the ropes but Dax slams a chair to the back of RBDs head knocking him down to the canvas!!
Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT OUT OF NOWHERE!!Dax grabs the chair and sets it up in the in the turnbuckles, wedging it between. Dax picks up RBD and forearms him to the opposite turnbuckles. He whips RBD across hte ring and RBD slams head first into the chair!!
Mike Massaro: WOW WHAT A SHOT!Dax bends down to pin RBD!
BUT RBD WRAPS HIS BARBEDWIRE ARM AROUND THE HEAD OF DAX AND PULLS BACK!!
Jimmy Garcia: HES CHOKING HIM WITH HIS BARBEDWIRE ARM!!DAX IS STARTING TO BLEED FROM THE FOREHEAD AND MOUTH AND RBD WANTS HIM TO TAP OUT!!
Mike Massaro: DAX IS GETTING OUT OF IT!!He rolls to the ropes and breaks free as RBD gets up and Dax hits a lowblow uppercut!! Dax grabs the pants of RBD and pulls him through the ropes to the outside! Dax lays on his back and rolls to the apron and off the apron.
Dax stumbles over and grabs an orange home depot bucket and slams it across the head of RBD! He slams it a second time shattering the plastic bucket into pieces. RBD falls against the railing and Dax comes over and straight jaw jacks that mother fucker with a right hand before picking him up and slamming him head first into the ring post!
Jimmy Garcia: Damn!! Dax taking control!Dax reaches under the ring and slides out a huge platform.. it has barbedwire wrapped all over it and on top of it!
Mike Massaro: Oh my god! Dax just found the motherlode!!Dax pulls out the big platform and then drops it. He goes over and picks up the steel steps and sets them down on the floor and takes the other steel steps and sets them down on the cement floor about 5 feet apart. He takes the platform of barbedwire on the wood and sets it on the steel steps elevating it a few feet off the ground..
Mike Massaro: What the hell?!Dax turns around and RBD runs off the apron and front flips and hits a flipping fucking plancha knocking Dax down!!
Jimmy Garcia: Jesus christ!! Never seen Robby do that one!!RBD gets up and grabs some tongs from that BBQ pit earlier in the night and grabs Dax BALLSACK with the Tongs!!
Dax is in pain and RBD slaps him across the face and then grabs a cookie sheet and slams it down on Dax head! Dax goes down as RBD stumbles over and grabs a kiddie pool from under the ring..
Jimmy Garcia: A kiddie pool?! What the hell!?Mike Massaro: Holy shit!! What is this?!RBD puts the kiddie pool down and grabs another ziplock bag from under the ring and opens it up..
Jimmy Garcia: THUMBTACKS!He empties the bag of thumbtacks into the kiddie pool!
Mike Massaro: Jesus. Christ.The kiddie pool is 1/3rd full of thumbtacks and Dax is stumbling up.. RBD grabs him and hooks the arm and head. RBD lifts up Dax and SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A SUPLEX INTO THE KIDDIE POOL!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!Mike Massaro: DAX IS SWIMMING IN THUMBTACKS!!RBD sits up and laughs as Dax is in tremendous pain! RBD reaches under the ring and grabs a table and pulls it out. RBD picks up the table and sets it in the ring and then turns around as Dax is trying to get the thumbtacks out of his back.
RBD lifts Dax up to the apron and RBD gets on the apron as well. He shoves him through the ropes into the ring as RBD grabs his steel chair with barbedwire wrapped around it. The crowd is in a frenzy as Dax is crawling to the ropes away from RBD.
RBD swings the chair but Dax rolls out of the way to the apron and RBD misses. Dax punches RBD in the head! Another punch in the head! The chair lands down on the ground as Dax pulls RBD up to his feet.. with the ropes separating them..
RBD swings but Dax catches him while on the apron and RBD in the ring.. Dax LIFTS RBD UP INTO THE AIR AND OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEXES HIM OUTSIDE OF THE RING..
.. AND BOTH MEN CRASH ONTO THE PLATFORM WRAPPED IN BARBEDWIRE!!
Jimmy Garcia: MAMAMAMIA HOLY SHIT!!Mike Massaro: JESUS CHRIST THEY BOTH CRASHED THROUGH THE BARBEDWIRE!!They're both in pain, shaking, trying to get the barbedwire off their arms and back as the official is trying all that he can to help.
Jimmy Garcia: THIS IS INSANE!!Mike Massaro: THIS IS KING OF THE BACKYARD!!They both roll around trying to find the strength to continue as the crowd is cheering for both! This fight continues as Dax climbs up on the apron and tries to climb up on the turnbuckles..
Jimmy Garcia: He his not a high flyer! Where is he going!?Dax lays on the top turnbuckle but RBD throws the barbedwire chair straight at his head knocking him out!!
Mike Massaro: RIGHT ON TARGET!!Dax is laid out on the top turnbuckle holding his head from the chair as RBD rolls into the ring. Covered in his own blood dripping down his arms, back and head he grabs the table he slid in earlier and lifts it up.
He sets up the table in the middle of the ring as Dax is still recovering on the turnbuckles.. RBD reaches into his pocket and smiles like the sadistic son of a bitch he is..
Jimmy Garcia: Oh God, no!RBD pulls out some lighter fluid and sprays it all over the table...
Jimmy Garcia: OH GOD!Mike Massaro: SAY IT AINT SO!RBD pulls out a lighter and flicks it off his pant leg and then throws it on the table and the table IGNITES IN FIRE!!
Jimmy Garcia: THE TABLE IN THE RING IS ON FIRE!!RBD goes over to the turnbuckles and climbs up and grabs Dax BUT DAX GRABS RBD BY THE ARM AND HEAD LIKE A ROCKBOTTOM AND JUMPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLES AND SLAMS RBD THROUGH THE LIT TABLE!!
Jimmy Garcia: HE JUST SLAMMED RBD THROUGH THE TABLE!!Mike Massaro: JESUS CHRISTHOLYSHITGOD DAAAAMN IT!!RBD is bouncing off the mat as the official helps put him out and Dax pulls him from the table debris and pins him!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
DING DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT DAX JUST WON!! DAX WINS!!Mike Massaro: DAX IS THE KING OF THE BACKYARD!!The crowd can't believe it but they love it!
They're all celebrating, jumping around and going crazy!
Jimmy Garcia: DAX IS KING OF THE BACKYARD!! HE BEAT TWO FORMER WINNERS!!Mike Massaro: HOLY SHIT WHAT A FIGHT, WHAT A RECOVERY!! WHAT A WAY TO WIN IN YOUR DEBUT!!Jimmy Garcia: AGAINST ALL ODDS, DAX IS THE WINNER HERE TONIGHT!!Dax is pulled to his feet by the official and his arm is raised into the air!! The crowd goes crazy as medical officials are helping RBD in the opposite corner.
Jimmy Garcia: We're out of time on Paramount+!!Mike Massaro: Thanks to Action Wrestling for letting us cover King of the Backyard! I can't wait for next year!!Jimmy Garcia: GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!We slowly fade off the air as Dax is handed his trophy and he's wiping the blood off his face and arms. The crowd pops as Dax stands on the turnbuckles IN THE ZONE and fired up!