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Post by Action Reel on Jul 1, 2022 13:49:30 GMT -5
We zoom in on a control center in Las Vegas, Nevada where Billy welcomes us in as he's sitting at a desk. There are people working behind him, so this must be some sort of small studio setup in the AW offices.
Billy: Welcome to The Trade and I'm the voice of Monday Night Clash, Billy and we'll hear from my good friend Chris Avery in just a bit. Meanwhile, tonight is about an announcement and an agreement between General Managers Joey Bunga and Alexander Pasternak. I can tell you, shortly, we will hear from Nate Nytro the General Manager of Omega Championship Wrestling as well.
Billy turns at his desk to another camera.
Billy: Now to get started, I'd like to introduce the CruiserClash General Manager.. Joey Bunga.
The camera pans out as Bunga sits at the desk next to Billy.
Joey Bunga: Thanks Billy, this is exciting times, yeah?
Billy: That it is, before I bring in Pasternak, Joey, you have a special episode of CruiserClash this Monday on July 4th.. how excited are you for this huge event?
Joey Bunga: I'm very excited, I believe the main event for our title which has Teo going for the belt for a record-tying 4th time against Bryan Blaze with Jenson as the special ref is the perfect metaphor for America vs Canada on a great July 4th night! It's exactly what the country needs and that match will be special.
I also love that we have the Womens title being defended on Clash.. Obviously, I'd want it on my show no doubt, but I'm happy that Alice is a great Champion and Serenity is chasing it. The Womens Championship IS a CruiserClash belt so that will have to be worked out soon if Alice keeps that belt!
Billy: Is that what we're trading tonight? Alice and the Womens Championship?
Joey Bunga: No, but I do think it's something we can work out in the future. Either way, Serenity or Alice are great women superstars.. even if Serenity gets on my nerves!
Billy: Ha, I can understand that. You've had sort of a Tag Team title issue as of late.. Red White and Bruised and Aphable Azzumption have been going at it.. but is there a clear #1 contender tag team you're noticing for your tag champs?
Joey Bunga: I believe Vebbins, Adler, Karlie and Nikki are great in the tag division.. and sooner rather than later, I'll be announcing a Tag Team title match for Meltdown. I'm excited to see what happens after this Monday, ight?
Billy: Alright. Or Eyight. Haha, when we come back.. we'll bring in Alexander Pasternak and get to the trade.. we'll be right back here on Paramount+!
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 1, 2022 13:50:25 GMT -5
GLORY THIS MONDAY! LIVE ON CBS!
CASSIDY ADLER DEFENDS THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST SAM KIDSGROVE! THE WINNER MOVES ON TO THE FINALS!
MAX DAEMON, TATIANA JOLEE, ODIN BALFORE AND JILL PARK COMPETE FOR THE SEMI-FINALS!
WHO WALKS AWAY WITH THE US TITLE?!
WHO WALKS AWAY WITH THE GLORY?!
LIVE, JULY 4th! ON CBS!
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 1, 2022 13:51:30 GMT -5
The Trade
Billy: Welcome back to The Trade and we're live on Paramount+, and Bunga thanks for being here, so lets bring in General Manager of Monday Night Clash, Alexander Pasternak!The camera turns and Pasternak is on the other side of Billy. Billy: Pasternak, you also have one of the biggest cards in history on July 4th with the Independence Day special where not only where the World Championship is on the line when Dandy competes against Bozo, but you have the yearly 4 way #1 contendership match to set up the Meltdown main event! Alexander Pasternak: Thank you, Billy! And yeah, the four way match is something I'm looking forward to personally! Four amazing talents have the opportunity to showcase what they bring to the table and try to reach the main event of Meltdown. Angelo and Dionysus can each take the next step in their careers and cement themselves as a top dog in Action Wrestling while Corey Black and Carter Shaw have the opportunity to hang on to what they've worked so hard for in AW. It's quite the pairings, but I do believe this will give us the best #1 contender for Meltdown.On the flipside, I didn't officially make this match between Dandy and Bozo but the two of them worked it out and so be it. I signed off on it because Dandy and the Empire Business put up a good fight to have this Championship match and I think it'll be good ratings. Bozo is creepy, scary, insane.. I don't know what he's going to do next and Dandy? Well, he's Dandy. The match will be good but I'm prepared for all possible outcomes. Billy: You have a pick for either of those matches?Alexander Pasternak: Come on, Billy, I don't do that. Whoever wins, wins, and I handle business like I normally do.Billy: We'll be right back on Paramount+ with The Trade right after this word!We fade to an advertisement.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 1, 2022 13:52:53 GMT -5
LIVE! JULY 24th ON PARAMOUNT+!
MELTDOWN!
SEE THE BIGGEST STARS AND THE HOTTEST RIVALRIES OF THE SUMMER!
ALL THE CHAMPIONSHIPS ON THE LINE!
WHO CAN STAND THE HEAT?
MELTDOWN
LIVE ON PARAMOUNT+
July 24th!
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 1, 2022 13:55:30 GMT -5
The Trade
Billy: Welcome back to The Trade here on Paramount+ and I'm with General Managers Joey Bunga and Alexander Pasternak and before we get to the official trade, you both have announcements is that right?Joey Bunga: I'lllllll go first, Billy bobbo! I just signed a top female professional boxer with a record of 10 wins, 9 of them from knockout and only 1 loss over 3 years ago! She has competed in professional MMA twice and is 2 and ZERO, Billy.. and some of the rumors ARE TRUE, IGHT? I have signed the beautiful but badass ZARA!!
Billy: Wow! She's been in the news as of late!Joey Bunga: Does she have questionable political takes?! Is she a bit more outspoken? Is she friends with Joe Rogan? All of these are probably true, but I'm making a splash, Billy, I'm gearing up for Summer, I'm gearing up for the Fall my main dude with an attitude, and Zara is going to make an instant impact on CruiserClash!Billy: Wow! Joey, that's impressive! Bad political takes aside, she can certainly go in a boxing ring and MMA ring, we'll see how she translates to the wrestling ring in Action Wrestling! Pasternak! I believe you had a signing as well?!Alexander Pasternak: Great move, Bunga, I'm excited to see what she does.. and yes, I have been hyping a signing for the last two weeks! Its big, its major, but before that.. I just got off the phone with a superstar who is RETURNING to Action Wrestling!Billy: Whoa shitfire, oh? Alexander Pasternak: Yes sir, I just got off the phone with him like an hour ago, I emailed the documents, they're right here in my phone, he's signed, it's on, and I'm proud to announce that VOID will be returning to Monday Night Clash!Billy: WHOA! VOID?!Alexander Pasternak: That's right! The young, potential superstar will return to Clash and I'm excited!Billy: Wow, the graphics department got that done fast!Alexander Pasternak: And now, I'm SOOOO excited for this one, Billy! This one is a BIG one. HUGE one. A MAJOR SIGNING, I can't wait! I'm just going to say it.. I have signed... to Monday Night Clash...Billy: ... Come on! Alexander Pasternak: STEPHEN SINGH!! Joey Bunga: BULLSHIT.Billy: SHITFIRE!!Alexander Pasternak: STEPHEN SINGH WILL BE COMING TO MONDAY NIGHT CLASH!
Joey Bunga: GoddamnitwhatthefuBilly: WOW!! STEPHEN SINGH.. THE TWO TIME CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION.. THE FORMER WCF WORLD CHAMPION! THIS IS INSANE!!Alexander Pasternak: He couldn't fully expand his wings in the Cruiserweight division.. so Singh is coming to Clash where I know he'll fully live up to his full potential!Joey Bunga: You talk to Gravedigger about this!? Alexander Pasternak: I don't need to talk to anyone, Bunga.. I know what I'm doing.Bunga rolls his eyes as Billy can feel the tension.. Billy: This is wild, guys, before we get to the trade! Let's take a quick second to digest this NEW signings and returning superstars! Void and Singh are appearing for Clash, and Zara will be debuting on CruiserClash! We'll be right back!We fade to a quick commercial as Bunga leans forward to talk around Billy to Pasta.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 1, 2022 13:56:32 GMT -5
OMEGA CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
SUMMERSPLASH!
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ON PARAMOUNT+!
THE OMEGA CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE IS DEFENDED IN THE MAIN EEVNT!
THE OMEGA TAG TITLES ARE ON THE LINE IN AN OPEN CHALLENGE!
A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH IS SET UP FOR A FUTURE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!
THIS SATURDAY!
ITS GOING TO BE WILD AND WET!
SUMMERSPLASH!
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 1, 2022 14:00:17 GMT -5
The Trade
Billy: Welcome back to The Trade and we're live on Paramount+ where you can catch all new South Park episodes, streaming now! Folks, it's that time! Lets talk The Trade!Both Bunga and Pasternak adjust themselves and smile. Billy: You guys both agreed to this trade this morning and made it finalized, and it's time to announce it. We're all waiting for the details! Who will start!?Joey Bunga: Allow me! I will be sending one superstar over to Clash in exchange for a few things that we believe will add more excitement and prestige to the CruiserClash show! Alexander Pasternak: I agree that it's fair and the value is a great trade-off for both brands!Joey Bunga: You will see the Television Championship being defended on CruiserClash a few more times before the end of the 2022 year on CruiserClash! Alexander Pasternak: And All-In?Joey Bunga: Yeah! CruiserClash is promised two entries into the All-In match at Uprising in August! In January of 2023, Action Wrestling will host the first ever DRAFT and we have agreed that CruiserClash will get the first pick in the Draft!Billy: Whoa! Wait, a Draft?!Alexander Pasternak: Thats right! We'll be drafting from Showtime, Omega Championship and a few others.. Clash and CruiserClash will be making big picks and CruiserClash getting the first pick is a great agreement in our trade! Billy: So, CruiserClash will get some Television Championship matches, 2 spots in All-In and the first pick in the 2023 Draft?!Alexander Pasternak: That's right, in exchange we'll be allowed to feature more Womens Championship matches if the parameters allow us to do so, in this case currently Alice is the Womens Champion and while it IS a CruiserClash belt, it will be allowed to float back and forth more freely.. Billy: Wow, that's a fair trade..Alexander Pasternak: And I'm excited that Clash will be receiving a SUPERSTAR!Billy: WHOA!Alexander Pasternak: The great, the violent psychopath.. the baddest chick in AW.. Jessie Lee will be joining the Monday Night Clash roster!Billy: WHOA! JESSIE LEE!?Alexander Pasternak: That's right! Jessie Lee will be on Clash and I'm excited! Billy: Well, our graphics department on it, truly, check this out!Joey Bunga: I'm excited, Billy, I love it.. I do have a lot of work to get to so I have to get going.. Alexander Pasternak: As do I, I'm meeting Jessie Lee early tomorrow morning right here in Vegas so we can go over a new contract and future opportunies she can earn on Clash!Bunga and Pasternak stand up and shake hands as Billy leans back for them to do so. They both walk off in opposite directions.. Billy: This is insane! So the Television Championship will appear on CruiserClash in the future, we don't know when but it's going to happen!Billy taps his earpiece.. Billy: Ahh, here we go, I said we would hear from Chris Avery my partner on Clash... Chris, you're callin' in, can you hear me?Chris Avery: I can! I'm here! Billy, this is shocking.. this is groundbreaking, this is wild bro!Billy: It really is, Chris! I have to ask you, Jessie Lee traded to Clash, a superstar TRADED.. this is monumental, yeah?Chris Avery: It is. Any time I think there can't be anything done in professional wrestling, this happens, AW steps it up and knocks down another barrier. Jessie Lee, can I just say is great. She's a valuable addition to the Clash roster, and I think she's going to fit in just fine. She's one of those talents that can shock ya anytime, anywhere, and I wouldn't count her out in Championship matches. Keep an eye on Lee, because she'll be winning matches pretty quick. Billy: The Television Championship will be on CruiserClash which is pretty shocking, right? Chris Avery: I think it is, I think that is shocking but also I think it's very deserving. There are so many good talents on CruiserClash that deserve opportunities that always aren't afforded to them because of the roster split so I think this is a great move by both General Managers. I think we're in a great time for Action Wrestling, there are so many great superstars who are moving up and down the card and finding success instantly. It's great to watch every week!Billy: This draft news is out of nowhere, what is this about?!Chris Avery: I have no idea either, Billy, but it looks like we're having a draft in 2023, so I can only imagine that AW is stepping up and we're about to hit another level we never knew we could reach. Like I said, this is exciting times, Billy, we're truly in the prime of AW and I don't see it slowing down any time soon. I mean, look we're on Paramount+ right now and we have a full weekend of wrestling shows, Monday has so many special shows, this is crazy, Billy, very exciting!Billy: It really is, we're out of time, Chris, I have to end this show, I have to end this call.. I'll see you on Monday! Chris Avery: I'm going to text you some more but yeah, I'll see you on Clash, this is wild! Billy: It really is, that's it for The Trade, we'll see you this weekend on Paramount+ for more AW action, or on Monday for the Fourth of July for three special shows! Goodnight everybody!
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