Post by raj banerjee wrestling fan on Jun 9, 2022 9:47:26 GMT -5
Take One
Viola Denarii, Matron of Money, coaches Raj in a small studio as cameras roll.
"Babe, Bunga wants you to 'SHOOT' on Lázaro to sell your Evolution 5 'Tap or Pass' match! Let's go!"
"actually maama no aprove when i shoot on thing.she say i deeveant or something."
"No, to shoot is to SAY MEAN WORDS, you get me?" she suggests, tentatively.
"why i shoot on goldan eeydolow???he my favrite wrestler but i no do gay bum fun yuk yuk."
A furious Xan, Inclusion Instructor, storms into the room.
"Let me at this, Vi."
She leaves the room and metaphorically tags out.
Take Two
"Let's focus on the minorities angle. How proud are you to collaborate with Lázaro to represent the Indian and Hispanic communities at Evolution 5?"
"yes.but i turn 18 and golden eeydolow at leest 48 with how he move.no peedo.we consent adults not minorities."
"... Urgh, I need a pay rise..."
She sighs and departs. Zamari Thrilla, Confidence Coach, takes his shot at producing the promo.
Take Three
"Sup lil' brah? Let me see that Banerjee swag. You the Alpha, dawg. Just gotta tell the world what a cuckass bitch this Idolo fool is, yo."
"hmm yes.eeydolow i dont meen theese meen words.sorry.but ur mija dorter has bad clowthes make her look like library lady.vicente ur last name rime with get bent.ur moves look like lital baby do poopoos.mi familia is a lie u wer adopted.i hate u.not really.sorry."
Thrilla retreats, backing out the door.
"Dude's never had beef in his life. Your turn, beautiful."
Isobel Kendall, Feelings Facilitator, blushes as she passes by Zamari, welcoming his wandering eyes with a smile. Pablo Tudor, Sage of Satori, follows Isobel inside like a puppy dog.
"Let's merge our energy so we can together draw upon the wisdom of The Universe to help young Raj fulfil his destiny at Evolution."
"Uhh... sure."
Take Four
"You're clearly not the mean words type. Good. So instead of tearing Lázaro down, why don't you just build him and yourself UP?"
"Ooomh yes, compassion is soooo, like, life giving."
"say nice word???"
They nod.
"ok eeydolo u have goat hair.greatist of al time not sheep goat.i dreem 2 lose match 2 u at evolushone so we can celebreat with eri polu silkworm on pitza with anchovees.we will be best friend 2getha 4eva.i cant wate 4 u 2 pass or tap me hard."
"... We're not qualified for this."
"Negative."
To Be Continued...
Viola Denarii, Matron of Money, coaches Raj in a small studio as cameras roll.
"Babe, Bunga wants you to 'SHOOT' on Lázaro to sell your Evolution 5 'Tap or Pass' match! Let's go!"
"actually maama no aprove when i shoot on thing.she say i deeveant or something."
"No, to shoot is to SAY MEAN WORDS, you get me?" she suggests, tentatively.
"why i shoot on goldan eeydolow???he my favrite wrestler but i no do gay bum fun yuk yuk."
A furious Xan, Inclusion Instructor, storms into the room.
"Let me at this, Vi."
She leaves the room and metaphorically tags out.
Take Two
"Let's focus on the minorities angle. How proud are you to collaborate with Lázaro to represent the Indian and Hispanic communities at Evolution 5?"
"yes.but i turn 18 and golden eeydolow at leest 48 with how he move.no peedo.we consent adults not minorities."
"... Urgh, I need a pay rise..."
She sighs and departs. Zamari Thrilla, Confidence Coach, takes his shot at producing the promo.
Take Three
"Sup lil' brah? Let me see that Banerjee swag. You the Alpha, dawg. Just gotta tell the world what a cuckass bitch this Idolo fool is, yo."
"hmm yes.eeydolow i dont meen theese meen words.sorry.but ur mija dorter has bad clowthes make her look like library lady.vicente ur last name rime with get bent.ur moves look like lital baby do poopoos.mi familia is a lie u wer adopted.i hate u.not really.sorry."
Thrilla retreats, backing out the door.
"Dude's never had beef in his life. Your turn, beautiful."
Isobel Kendall, Feelings Facilitator, blushes as she passes by Zamari, welcoming his wandering eyes with a smile. Pablo Tudor, Sage of Satori, follows Isobel inside like a puppy dog.
"Let's merge our energy so we can together draw upon the wisdom of The Universe to help young Raj fulfil his destiny at Evolution."
"Uhh... sure."
Take Four
"You're clearly not the mean words type. Good. So instead of tearing Lázaro down, why don't you just build him and yourself UP?"
"Ooomh yes, compassion is soooo, like, life giving."
"say nice word???"
They nod.
"ok eeydolo u have goat hair.greatist of al time not sheep goat.i dreem 2 lose match 2 u at evolushone so we can celebreat with eri polu silkworm on pitza with anchovees.we will be best friend 2getha 4eva.i cant wate 4 u 2 pass or tap me hard."
"... We're not qualified for this."
"Negative."
To Be Continued...