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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 19:44:54 GMT -5
Toronto is ROCKING as the crowd is cheering in a HEAVY fucking party mode and pyro shoots off! Billy: WE ARE LIVE FROM TORONTO.. THIS IS!! CANADDAAACLASSSHH!!Chris Avery: AND -Alexander Pasternaks music hits and the crowd pops.. Chris Avery: WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY, WE'RE KICKING THINGS OFF WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT TEST IN ACTION WRESTLING!! PASTERNAK AND OUR HEAD MEDICAL OFFICIAL IS GOING TO TEST THE 2022 HAVOC RUMBLE WINNER CARTER SHAW!Billy: THE QUESTION ON EVERYONES MIND IS.. IS CARTER SHAW GOING TO BE CLEAR FOR EVOLUTION 5!Pasternak is getting into the ring and walking towards the official to get a microphone.. Billy: Dandy, the World Champion has been on a raging tear as of late always looking to hurt Carter Shaw!Chris Avery: You would to if deep down you didn't want to defend the belt against Shaw!The music fades and Pasternak is in control. To his left over his shoulder are two medical officials with a clipboard. Alexander Pasternak: God damn does it feel good to be in Toronto!The crowd pops and starts cheering louder and louder! Alexander Pasternak: I know how bad everyone wants the main event to Evolution 5 to happen, but we do have procedures, we do have processes and well.. lets just get to it, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE..The crowd pops.. Alexander Pasternak: THE 2022 HAVOC RUMBLE WINNER.. CARTER!! SHAW!!The crowd erupts when a guitar swell takes over the P.A. as the word "SHAW" flashes on the ActionTron until the guitar riff of "Angry Heart" By Otherwise kicks in, accompanied by the large screen filling with a 3D video of Carter Shaw punching through glass as if punching through the screen itself. Green strobe lights electrify the entrance stage as Shaw walks slowly out from the curtain with his head dropped, a hoodie pulled up over it. He stands still at the top of the ramp and soaks in the loudest eruption in a long time! Shaw smiles as he makes his way down the ramp! Billy: No crutches! Chris Avery: A little bit of a limp though!Billy: Don't jinks it!Shaw gets down the ramp and into the ring as we see fans with NEVER ZERO signs, Shaw merch, and they're just going crazy for him. Chris Avery: Is Carter Shaw cleared for Evolution 5, that's the question on everyones mind!?Shaw is in the ring as fans still cheer as his music fades out. Pasternak shakes Shaws hand. Alexander Pasternak: Carter, I have to be honest. As of right now, the main event of Evolution 5-Shaw stops Pasternak from continuing. The crowd erupts. Shaw takes off his hoodie and rips his breakaway pants off and he's in some special trunks. Billy: WHOA!! SHAW IS READY!!Chris Avery: SHAW WANTS TO GO TO EVOLUTION, HE WANTS TO BE IN THAT MAIN EVENT AND HE WANTS TO DETHRONE DANDY DIVITO!The crowd stops cheering finally as Shaw leans into Alexander Pasternaks microphone.. Carter Shaw: Lets run the tests!The crowd cheers as Shaw paces back and forth. The two doctors begin to write on a clipboard as Pasternak goes down the checklist. Alexander Pasternak: The first test is to bounce up and down on one foot.. Shaw stands on one foot.. Alexander Pasternak: No, Shaw. The other foot.The crowd gasps as Shaw bites his lip and gets onto the other foot. Billy: WEEKS AGO, DANDY BRUTALLY ATTACKED THAT ANKLE OF SHAW!!Chris Avery: IF HE DOESNT PASS THIS TEST.. SHAW ISN'T GOING TO EVOLUTION 5!Shaw stands on his injured foot holding the free leg high. Alexander Pasternak: Bounce up and down 10 times they said.Shaw jumps up and down once, twice, three times.. A fourth time a fifth time.. a sixth time and the crowd is cheering! A seventh time.. 8 times! Shaw is holding himself up on the hurt leg.. Billy: OH NO, HE MAY NOT FINISH!The crowd erupts and starts to chant SHAW! SHAW! SHAW! SHAW! Shaw hops up a ninth time! The crowd erupts.. Chris Avery: ONE MORE!Shaw is shaking still standing on his one leg... Billy: COME ON!! COME ON!!The crowd is as loud as possible and Shaw hops up and lands on his foot... STILL HOLDING BALANCE THE CROWD GOES CRAZY!! Chris Avery: THATS TEN!!SHAW SHAKES THE ROPES AND IS IN FULL HYPE MODE!! Pasternak is all smiles, the doctors nod and the crowd is going crazy.. Billy: SHAW HAS PASSED THE TEST!!The doctors take a few notes and talk to Pasternak.. Chris Avery: WHAT THE DECISION HERE...Pasternak goes to speak but we hear a familiar voice who drowns out the crowd and they all begin to boo! Richard DiVito is on the stage, microphone in hand.. Richard DiVito: NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT HE ISN'T CLEARED!The crowd continues booing. Richard DiVito: MY BROTHER, DANDY IS ONE OF THE GREATEST WORLD CHAMPIONS OF ALL TIME! THE MAIN EVENT OF EVOLUTION 5 WILL BE THE BIGGEST MAIN EVENT EVER EVEN IF CARTER SHAW ISN'T IN IT!The crowd boos. Richard DiVito: AND I THINK A RINKY DINKY DUMB TEST LIKE THIS JUST PROVES THAT CARTER SHAW AND ACTION WRESTLING DON'T HAVE THE BEST INTEREST FOR SHAW OR THEIR WORLD CHAMPION!The crowd continues booing as the Doctors begin to discuss something else. They lean over to Pasternak and inform him of something. Alexander Pasternak: The medical team here has told me Shaw.. that they need to run another test to ensure you're cleared. The crowd begins to boo. Alexander Pasternak: AW doesn't want to be held responsible for any injuries prior to the match and I know you want it to be an unsancioned match, but I can't do that! You're the Havoc winner, there are rules and a process in place. You have to pass these tests if you want-Shaw goes to the corner and sits up on the top rope as the crowd cheers. Richard DiVito is all smiles from the stage. Shaw looks back at Richard and then jumps from the middle turnbuckle and lands on the canvas... .. and sticks the landing! His ankle is a bit tender but he's passed two tests! Billy: HE DID IT AGAIN!! SHAW JUST PASSED ANOTHER TEST!Chris Avery: THIS MATCH IS HAPPENING! EMPIRE BUSINESS BETTER GET READY! RONAN MAIN EVENT TONIGHT IS HAPPENING!Shaw hypes the crowd again as Richard DiVito starts to talk to get the heat once more.. Richard DiVito: That's all in good fun, Pasternak, but let me remind you.. Carter Shaws signature move IS A SPRINGBOARD!The crowd boos.. Richard DiVito: AND THAT MEANS HE HAS TO JUMP FROM THE APRON TO THE TOP ROPE BACK INTO THE RING AND LAND ON HIS FEET!The crowd is booing as Pasternak is rolling his eyes. The doctors meet and look at Pasternak and imply thats a pretty good point. Shaw bites his lips as he doesn't want to ruin any chance he still might have at going to Evolution to face Dandy for the World Title. Shaw walks over to the ropes and gets onto the apron.. Richard DiVito: THATS RIGHT CARTER! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU CAN'T DO THIS! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DON'T BELONG IN THE MAIN EVENT OF EVOLUTION 5!Shaw closes his eyes as the crowd comes alive again for Shaw! Pasternak and the Doctors step back to the corner. Shaw looks out at Toronto and they erupt for him! Billy: HE NEEDS TO LAND THIS!! HE NEEDS THIS!!Chris Avery: IS SHAW GOING TO EVOLUTION 5!?Shaw springboards up to the top rope.. flawlessly.. HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR.. AND HE LANDS ON THE CANVAS.. AND HE STICKS THE LANDING!! Billy: WHOAAAA!!Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!! COME ON!! CARTER SHAW!!The Saint has the crowd on their feet jumping up and down as the doctors scribble a few words on the clip board and give a thumbs up to Pasternak! The crowd erupts again as Pasternak raises the arm of Shaw.. Alexander Pasternak: HES CLEARED!!!The crowd erupts AGAIN!! Billy: ITS HAPPENING!! CARTER SHAW IS GOING TO EVOLUTION 5!!Just then Empire Business music hits as Richard throws down the microphone and RONAN is storming down the ramp! Billy: OH MAN HERE COMES RONAN!!The doctors panic and get out of the ring as Shaw is fired the fuck up and Richard and RONAN get to the ring apron and Ronan lifts himself up! He gets through the ropes but Pasternak gets in the middle of them.. Alexander Pasternak: NO!! NO!! IF YOU TWO TOUCH, RONAN YOU WILL BE FIRED AND I WILL STRIP DANDY OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP!The crowd erupts as RONAN stops and looks at Pasternak.. Alexander Pasternak: THE MAIN EVENT IS ON TONIGHT, BUT IT WILL BE IN THE MAIN EVENT.. NOT RIGHT NOW! I'M DONE PLAYING THE EMPIRE BUSINESS GAME.. TONIGHT, WE DO THINGS MY WAY!Shaw is ready for a fight but RONAN and Richard are PISSED... Shaw's music hits as Richard is backing RONAN up as the duo don't want to jeapordize Dandy and his World Championship.. Shaw is yelling at them to come on, lets GET IT ON.. but Ronan smirks and throws the middle finger up as Richard and Ronan get out of the ring. The music of the SAINT is turned all the way up and Shaw turns and jumps onto the middle turnbuckle and poses as the crowd erupts again! Billy: OHHHH MAN ITS HAPPENING, CHRIS!! EVOLUTION 5!! DANDY DIVITO HAS TO DEFEND THE CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST CARTER SHAW!!Chris Avery: AND TONIGHT! SHAW FACES RONAN IN THE MAIN EVENT!!Billy: OHHHH MANNNN IM SO EXCITED!! THESE CANADIANS ARE EXCITED!Shaw comes down into the middle of the ring and Pasternak raises his arm up into the air with a huge ovation! Billy: THE BIGGEST PAY PER VIEW OF ALL TIME!! THE BIGGEST MAIN EVENT OF ALL TIME!! EVOLUTION 5 IS IN TWO WEEKS!We slowly fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 19:45:37 GMT -5
'The Casino Kid' Justin York vs. Pauly Strong
Billy: Welcome back to CanadaClash and folks this match was a matchup scheduled for last week but these two are ready to at it right now!Chris Avery: We've had an incredible opening to CanadaClash so far, these two are ready to rock!York and Strong are already in the ring! DING DING DING York comes out of the corner but Strong catches him and then spears/smashes him into the turnbuckle!! Billy: OH MAN!Strong takes York out of the corner and throws him across the ring!! Chris Avery: JESUS!Strong goes over and picks up York and eats a punch, a kick but Strong blocks it and picks him up and slams him down on the canvas as hard as he can!! Billy: JESUS!Chris Avery: THIS MIGHT BE OVER!Strong picks up York and finishes him off in the middle of the ring! He covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Steve Bentley gets into the ring as Strong charges up to his feet and Bentley raises his arm into the air! Billy: What a huge victory for Pauly Strong here!Bentley grabs a microphone.. Steve Bentley: It's outrageous that we have had no path for Evolution 5. It's a cry for help by this sad company! And it's time we rectify that!The crowd boos. Steve Bentley: We're taking things into our own hands! At Evolution 5, Pauly Strong is going to stand in the middle of the ring and challenge anyone for a match and you'll see.. YOU WILL ALL SEE.. the power and strength of Pauly Strong!Bentley throws the microphone down and Strong raises his hands back into the air as their music restarts! We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 19:46:35 GMT -5
Red White and BLUE in Canada
Jade is standing in the ring. Jade: Please welcome my guest at this time, Red, White, and Bruised.Crush Em’ blasts inside Scotiabank arena, Karlie and Nikola step on the stage and take in the boo’s of the crowd, and draw the ire of the crowd by removing their jackets to reveal Tampa Bay Lightning jerseys, Karlie and Nikola walk to the ring and enter. Jade: Last week your title match with Affable Azzumption was interrupted by an attack from the Deathstars, and there were rumors that Nikola wasn’t going to be cleared for this week. Nikola: Well obviously the rumors were false weren’t they as I standing in this ring right now, I’m fine.Karlie: Jade, we understand that all these teams that sing with Cruiserclash want to make their name at our expense, last week Deathstars attacked us, but as you can see we’re still standing.Jade: Over the last few weeks we’ve seen Rulers Of Our Kind bully and intimidate Joey Bunga into giving them matches and placing them into the gauntlet match at Evolution, tonight you face them in a final match before Evolution.Nikola: Tonight, Jade we have something to prove, tonight, Rulers Of Our Kind have the unfortunate task of facing us, we survived the attack last week because Deathstars were to stupid to finish the job, were motivated and tonight, we show everyone here what it’s actually like to get the job done, just like the Lightning.The crowd booed. Karlie: Don’t boo us, we can actually win when it counts and tonight will be no exception.Nikola: Jade, this interview is over, and as always it was your pleasure.Karlie and Nikola exit the ring and taunt the Toronto crowd as they exit the arena.
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 19:48:53 GMT -5
Ohhhh snap!
Ethan Miller: Please welcome... the newest signing to Action Wrestling... Raj Banerjee!There's warm cheers for the name of the 'Wrestling Superfan' as all eyes turn to the entranceway. There's a kerfuffle and a bang and all of a sudden Raj is on the ramp, face down and not moving. Katta Pult: Did this buffoon trip up again? Jimmy Garcia: I don't think it was self-imposed. Look!'The Golden Idolo' Lázaro Vicente emerges from the curtain and stares meanly at the fallen Banerjee. He carries a large banner with the words 'Raj Banerjee is #AllAction' as seen on the AW Network late last week. He carries it over the fallen Banerjee and rips it into pieces, tossing it over his sprawled out body. Jimmy Garcia: Someone's not happy Raj has earnt a contract here!Katta Pult: STOLE a contract! He assaulted Lázaro two weeks ago! Most fans that attack a wrestler get ten shades of crap beat out of 'em and spend the night being a little bitch in a jail cell. BUT NOOOOOOO... Raj gets a lucrative contract. Insane.Jimmy Garcia: That's not how it went down at all. Vicente was the aggressor but he couldn't handle Banerjee's technical prowess. Who knew he had those moves?!Vicente drags Raj by the hair all the way down the ramp and tosses him in the ring. He stomps him a few times as the fans jeer. Then, he goes to lock him in a Fujiwara Arm Bar as he had previously, to devastating effect... but he does an about turn and instead executes a Reverse Calf Slicer. Jimmy Garcia: This move's banned in most combat sports. It's broken ankles way too often! Katta Pult: Good. End this Raj guy's dream once and for all.Raj shrieks with chilling devastation. Lázaro Vicente: TAP OUT OR PASS OUT! TAP OR PASS! TAP OR PASS, PUTA! Hey, you stupid, perro? TAP OR PASS!Raj's father Onkar, the businessman we've seen a few times recently on AW TV, strolls nonchalantly up the ramp and into the ring. He holds a mic. Onkar Banerjee: Lázaro, I am grateful to you for teaching my nincompoop offspring a lesson. Jimmy Garcia: What a odious toad this guy is...Onkar Banerjee: But there's a better way to do this. My son is many things - foolish, overzealous, horny, inappropriate, stunted in maturity... but one true Banerjee quality he has is that he's stubborn. It will be hard to make him tap.Idolo tightens the Calf Slicer as if saying 'you wanna bet?' Onkar Banerjee: WAIT! I didn't say you can't make him pass out though. One thing Raj loves to do is sleep, and I know you can put him to sleep. But why not do that on a bigger stage? Why waste it on an irrelevant shithole like CANADA?Onkar is booed out the window. An 'ASSHOLE' chant breaks out and a few items are thrown at Onkar from the crowd. Onkar Banerjee: This proves my point.Vicente hesitates before releasing the hold. Raj squeals, clutching his misshapen leg in unbearable pain. Lázaro Vicente: What are you proposing?Onkar Banerjee: I propose this... You, oh great Golden Idolo, versus loser Raj Banerjee in TAP OR PASS Match... at Evolution 5! Mixed reaction. Lázaro Vicente: So you're saying I will win by making this escoria tap out or pass out?Onkar Banerjee: Yes... or he could win by making you tap or pass.Vicente fronts up to him aggressively. Onkar Banerjee: ... But we all know that won't happen! I'm banking on it. I need you to end this charade. Crush my son's dreams so he can no longer disgrace the Banerjee name. Lázaro Vicente: Done.He shakes Onkar's hand and departs to his music.
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 19:51:24 GMT -5
Rulers of Our Kind vs. Red White & Bruised
Ethan Miller: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. We head to the arena where not too long after the camera eyes the titantron, a soft violin starts to play on the PA. About five seconds in, the beat starts to kick in as "Open Door (The Apollo Remix)" by Mike Shinoda hits. Once the verse starts, Roddy Zalez and Doc Knockem enter the arena. Roddy is dressed to compete while Doc is dressed in his usual suit and cowboy hat combo. The former has a smirk on their face while the latter just stands ominously. They look out to the booing crowd before beginning their trek towards the ring. The two men ignore the fans at ringside, all of whom are either giving them thumbs down or other rude gestures. Doc stares down the ultra rude ones, but Roddy just ignores them. He takes the steps into the ring, followed soon by Doc. Once both men are in the center of the mat, Doc stands behind Roddy with his hands in folded in front of him at his waist. Roddy spreads his arms wide, his smirk quite evident. The lights go out, but the music continues to play. They quickly turn back on where Kitsumi is seen on her knees in front of Roddy, her smile wide as he hands lie in front of her on the mat. The music fades away as Doc turns towards Ethan Miller with a nod. Ethan Miller: Introducing to the ring, accompanied by Doc Knockem. At a combined weight of 238 lbs.! The team of Roddy Zalez and Kitsumi, The RULERS...of Our KIND! Kitsumi reaches her feet, skipping around in circles, anxiously awaiting her opponent. Roddy stands in the middle of the ring, a smirk on his face as Doc exits to ringside. Ethan Miller: Being accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon, and Hilda Meyer, Nikola Vaughn, Karlie Nash, Red, White, and Bruised. Crush Em' By Megadeth blasts in the arena as Karlie and Nikki step on the stage wearing matching Red White and Bruised T-shirts, they smirk as they react to the crowd they walk with swagger towards the ring, they climb the ropes from the outside and point to the crowd and make the loser sign, they meet in the middle of the ring and high five, they enter their corner, Karlie sits in the corner as Nikki lays out on the top rope. The teams stare each other down in the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Two former tag team champions going at it here tonight.Katta Pult: Yeah, and it's great to see Nikki here tonight after that nasty bump she took last week.The referee orders the teams to their corner. Joey Bunga appears on the stage. Joey: Ight, Ight, Ight, I know how your matches go and I want a clean winner here tonight, so I’m banning everyone from ringside.Roddy motions to Doc who walks up the ramp and stands in front of Joey and cracks his knuckle. As Roddy asks for a mic. Roddy: Joey, Joey, Joey, I think you mean that only Dixon and the bodyguard are banned from ringside.Doc continues to stand in front of Joey intimidating him, Joey just laughs and does a big baseball wind up and umpire YOUR OUTTA HEERREEEEThe crowd loves it and everyone leaves the ringside area! Doc and the entourage are walking their way up the ramp UNHAPPY! Ding ding. Kitsumi and Nikki start for their teams. They circle each other then lockup, Nikki gain the leverage advantage transitioning into a side headlock and back toward the ropes then Irish whipped Kitsumi into the ropes, Kitsumi leapfrogs over Nikki, who turns and is nailed with a kick in the gut, Kitsumi connects with a quick snap suplex followed by an elbow drop and covers, Nikki kicks out before a one. Kitsumi clubs Nikki then lifts her and slams her to the mat she goes for an elbow drop but Nikki moves out of the way. Nikki stomps the chest of Kitsumi, then stomps on her face, she picks Kitsumi up by the hair and tosses her into the corner and unloads with a series of rapid fire kicks and the ref counts, Nikki then hair biels Kitsumi across the ring, Kitsumi gets up and charges, Nikki takes her down with a drop toe hold, hooked leg and wretched her ankle with a spinning toe hold, Kitsumi struggled to get to the ropes, but got just enough of her finger on the ropes to cause a break. Nikki picks Kitsumi up, Kitsumi surprises Nikki with an uppercut and several quick forearm shots then whips Nikki into the corner and tags in Roddy. Jimmy Garcia: Both of these teams are looking for momentum heading into Evolution.Katta Pult: Indeed, but as we have seen the last few weeks Rulers bully and intimidate Joey into the match at Evolution and here tonight, they intimidated him again and got their way.Roddy delivered a series on knife edge chops to Nikki who stumbled out of the corner, Roddy kicked her in the gut and hooked her looking for a suplex, Nikki blocked it and delivered a suplex of her own then delivered an hard kick to the ribs of Roddy and a low drop kick to the head then tagged in Karlie, Karlie nailed a rising Roddy with a drop kick, Roddy popped up and charged towards Karlie who dropped him with a huge spinebuster and covered. One Two Kickout. Karlie stomped Roddy than ran her foot across his forehead, then stomped on his head, she hooked him to left him out, Roddy hooked karlie by the legs and took her down and delivered some ground and pound, the ref called for the break, Roddy hopped up and began to intimidate the ref, who was having none of it, Karlie hooked Roddy and rolled him up. One Two Kickout. Roddy and Karlie begin to brawl, Kitsumi meanwhile pulls Nikki off the apron and then begins to brawl, and they spill over the barricade into the crowd. Roddy and karlie brawl into the ropes, when Kitsumi hopes on the ropes to distract the ref, Karlie drops toe hold roddy into the ropes and as she maneuvers to pull him out Doc cracks her across the head with a beer bottle Roddy moves behind her, Kitsumi dives off the apron unto Nikki, the ref turns to see Roddy hit Karlie with Dynasty Reborn and covers. ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING Roddy pops up and the ref raises the hand! Jimmy Garcia: What a victory for the Rulers! They're getting some much needed momentum before their huge Championship opportunity at Evolution 5!Katta Pult: No doubt! RWB put in a good shot but they're clearly hurt from the Deathstars attack last week, still!We fade out as Rulers celebrate the tag win as Karlie and Nikki come together on the outside.
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 19:52:13 GMT -5
Dandy Asks For Help?!
Backstage, Dandy and Richard DiVito walk the halls. Dandy is looking for something but it’s clear Richard is as lost as the audience when it comes to Dandy’s immediate goal. Richard DiVito: What the fuck are we doing right now?Dandy DiVito: Almost there…Richard DiVito: Almost WHERE? Where the hell are we going?Dandy stops walking in front of a locker room door. Dandy DiVito: Here. Richard’s brow furrows in anxious confusion as he looks at the nameplate on the locker which remains just out of the camera shot. Richard DiVito: Really?! What the fuck, Dandy?! Why are we here?!Dandy shrugs. Dandy DiVito: She’s got somethin’ I need, Richard.Richard DiVito: I hope you know what you’re fucking doing, man.Dandy reaches up and knocks on the door as the camera reveals the name plate: AFFLUENZA. The door opens swiftly and in the doorway stands an entirely unamused Jill Park, looking over Dandy and Richard with pure, emphatic disdain. She doesn’t say a word, so Dandy makes his appeal. Dandy DiVito: Hey, Jilly, gurl. Jill cringes hard. Dandy DiVito: I, uh… Well, did you see that shit earlier tonight? Shaw an’ he fuckin’ glass ankles passed the clearance. Jill stares blankly as Dandy awkwardly awaits a response that doesn’t come. Eventually, he realizes Jill isn’t going to speak and barrels on. Dandy DiVito: Well, uh, anyway… I know you got history wit’ Shaw, and you know I got history wit’ Shaw, and I was thinkin’ they ain’t no better way to go fo’ the fuckin’ kill on this mo’fucka than to go fo’ broke on them glass fuckin’ ankles, so, uh…Dandy pauses as Richard realizes what Dandy’s about to ask. Richard closes his eyes as he lets out a deep sigh, his head drops into his hand. Dandy DiVito: You, uh, wanna teach me the Franklelock?Jill’s face contorts in revulsion, and finally, she speaks. Jill Park: Are you really this much of a shitbird? Jesus.Jill rolls her eyes hard enough to pull a muscle as she closes the door in Dandy’s face. Richard looks at Dandy and shakes his head Richard DiVito: Did you really think that was going to work? She was never going to work with you?Dandy DiVito: What’s wrong with ME?Richard DiVito: She fucking hates you, man.Dandy DiVito: Oh, yeah. They’s always that, I guess.The brothers turn to walk away from the locker as Dandy is clearly consumed by thought. Richard looks over and notices. Richard DiVito: Plan B?Dandy DiVito: Yeah. Plan B. I’ma study some tape…The scene fades to commercial as the brothers walk down the hallway.
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 19:53:38 GMT -5
Bryan Blaze vs. John Blade
The opening sirens of “Indestructible” by Disturbed echo throughout the Scotiabank Arena and the crowd becomes UNGLUED as Bryan Blaze enters onto the stage with the Action Wrestling CANADIAN Championship draped over his right shoulder. Just behind Blaze are both members of The Heritage who get their own standing ovation as well! The crowd even begins to chant! HER-I-TAGE! HER-I-TAGE! HER-I-TAGE!Blaze and The Heritage proudly march towards the ring as the crowd continues to shower them in adulation. As The Heritage take their place at ringside, Blaze rolls into the ring, and hops up onto the second rope in the nearby corner, raising his Championship high into the air, to another huge ovation. BRYAN BLAZE! BRYAN BLAZE! BRYAN BLAZE! Katta Pult: What a homecoming for Bryan Blaze!Jimmy Garcia: These fans are going nuts! Is this bizarro world?!Blaze steps down as Ethan Miller takes to the middle of the ring. Ethan Miller: Introducing the Cruiser--Blaze darts over to Ethan, a stern look on his face, interrupting him. He whispers something into Ethan’s ear, as the ring announcer nods. He has a perplexed look on his face, but continues. Ethan Miller: Ladies and Gentlemen…Introducing first…from Sydney, Nova Scotia, CANADA…Another huge pop! Ethan Miller: He is the SAVIOUR OF CANADIAN WRESTLING…and the Action Wrestling CANADIAN CHAMPION…Blaze steps towards the center of the ring, his arms outstretched and his head tilted back in a pose to soak in all the enormous cheering from the capacity crowd. Ethan Miller: BRYYYYYYANNNNN BLLLLAAAAAZZZEEEEE!!!
Ethan Miller: And his opponent…“My Time is Now” begins to play and the crowd erupts in a chorus of BOOOS as JOHN BLADE makes his emphatic and impassioned entrance. He looks around, a little surprised a the response of the Toronto crowd, but after taking a moment, he shrugs at the camera and smiles! He holds up his “Never Give Up” logo flag before tossing it into the crowd! He darts down towards the ring to slide in-BUT COUSIN HARPER STANDS IN FRONT OF HIM! Blade looks towards the crowd who is CHEERING FOR COUSIN HARPER! Blade shrugs and throws a couple right hands, before throwing Harper into the barricade! James Payne comes bolting around the ring, swinging a clothesline, but Blade ducks and lifts Payne up in a firemans carry…RAZOR BLADE!!! Jimmy Garcia: JOHN BLADE HAS TAKEN OUT THE HERITAGE!Katta Pult: And now his sights are set on Bryan Blaze!John Blade slides into the ring and tosses his shirt off into the crowd as the bell sounds! Jimmy Garcia: Here we go!Blaze charges at Blade, but much like when Payne tried the clothesline, Blade ducks and hoists Blaze up!!! RAZOR BLADE!!! NO! Blaze flips through the move and lands on his feet…leaping enziguri finds its mark on Blade! Blade stumbles back into the ropes and Blaze comes forward with a couple of loud knife-edged chops that makes the crowd WOO with each strike! Blaze whips Blade across the ring and swings for a clothesline on the rebound, but Blaze ducks and hits the ropes again…shoulder tackle! Blaze pops up and Blade hits a second shoulder tackle! Blaze pops up again and Blade hits a THIRD shoulder tackle! Blaze pops up again but he’s reeling! Blade charges ahead and clotheslines Blaze over the top rope! Jimmy Garcia: John Blade is taking it to Bryan Blaze!Blade looks out to the crowd who are STILL mercilessly booing him! He shakes his head and rolls out of the ring. He lifts Blaze up looking for the RAZOR BLADE again…but Blaze fires off several rapidfire elbows into the side of his head! Blaze drops him and Blaze shoves him into the ring post, to the delight of the crowd! Blade crumbles to the floor! Blaze puts the boots to him, stomping away several times, before lifting him up and tossing him back into the ring! Blade is laid out in the center of the ring, but Blaze heads up to the top rope…450 Splash connects flush! BUT HE DOESN’T GO FOR THE PIN! Jimmy Garcia: This could be over!Katta Pult: But it doesn’t look like Bryan Blaze wants it to be!Blaze looks to be sizing Blade up as he struggles to his feet, Blaze runs past Blade and into the ropes, and then off the ropes on the other side, and Blade still seems woozy, as Blaze hits a STIFF discus clothesline to the back of his head! Katta Pult: CLOTHESLINE FROM NOVA SCOTIA!The crowd goes nuts, but Blaze isn’t done! He’s YELLING at Blade to get up! Blade struggles and claws at the ropes to pull himself up but he’s out on his feet! Blaze sprints ahead…Canadian Destroyer! Katta Pult: BLAZE OF GLORY!Jimmy Garcia: John Blade is out! Enough!Blaze covers Blade. 1. 2. 3. DING DING DING Ethan Miller: Here is your winner…Bryan Blaze!Ethan Miller barely gets the announcement out before The Heritage hit the ring and start stomping the hell out of John Blade! The bell rings several more times but they won’t stop! Blaze rolls out of the ring, retrieving his Championship belt. He yells at The Heritage to pick Blade up as he folds the belt…and smashes Blade square in the face with it! Jimmy Garcia: COME ON! This is enough already!Blade is laid out cold and the three Canadians are laughing! Payne hoists Blade up and throws him to Cousin Harper who hooks him up for a Powerbomb… BUT TWO GENTS AND ROMEO FINET HIT THE RING! Heritage and Blaze scatter! They go back up the ramp and Blaze is talking all kinds of trash as he holds up the Canadian Championship!
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 19:54:51 GMT -5
Hardcore Champion Is Already In Vegas, Baby
Billy: “The biggest night of the year is almost upon us! In a couple of weeks Evolution 5 will be LIVE from Las Vegas, NV! And what a card we have for you that night!”Chris Avery: “It’s probably the biggest card ever put together in the history of Action Wrestling Billy! Every Championship will be on the line in much anticipated matches!”Billy: “Almost every Championship. We’re still not sure whether Carter Shaw is cleared to challenge for the World Championship.”Chris Avery: “True but every match on this card has great implications on what happens next in Action Wrestling!”Billy: “One match that’s being anticipated is the Hardcore Games: Dreams and Nightmares! The Hardcore Champion Jonny Cedrone will be defending his Championship against three of his toughest opponents of yet, Masuda Teijin, John Black and Holden Ross.”Chris Avery: “That’s right, last week on Monday Night Clash all four of these men took part in a tag team match. Masuda Teijin & John Black took on Holden Ross and the Hardcore Champion Jonny Cedrone!”Billy: “In what can be considered to be a major upset, the team of Masuda Teijin & John Black defeated Holden Ross and the Hardcore Champion!”Chris Avery: “With Holden Ross eating the pin in that match I can only imagine how angy Holden is at the moment.”Billy: “I’m sure! With that being said, I understand we have some words from the Hardcore Champion himself, Jonny Cedrone.”**--The scene opens up on the Vegas Strip. With the bright lights and the buzz and excitement, we’re treated with different camera shots of different buildings and casinos and hotels. The scene then cuts to Jonny and Gloria walking along the strip with their own handheld camera recording what they’re doing with the Hardcore Title proudly on Jonny’s shoulder.--** Jonny: “Sin City. The City of Lights. The Entertainment Capital of the World. The Gambling Capital of the World….America’s Playground.”“In a matter of a few short weeks Evolution 5 will be upon us. At Evolution 5 three very tough individuals will take that gamble to try and take this away from me! A huge gamble on their part! I fought too damn hard to get this Championship to let it slip through my fingers this soon in my reign. So I take this Championship into Evolution 5, the biggest pay-per-view in the entire industry, and defend it in a type of match that’s not even fully understood yet – Hardcore Games: Dreams and Nightmares.”
“What do I have to do in order to successfully defend my Championship? Like I said, the details aren’t even fully explained yet, so I don’t truly know. What I do know is that we’re all going to start off in a specially built room in one of these casino hotels. We’re going to have to fight our way out of this room, each man is going to have to take another in a car and drive to Allegiant Stadium – there and only there can the match actually officially begin and end.”Jonny shakes his head in disbelief. Jonny: “Ya know, Vegas is actually a fitting place for this match. Because just like in Vegas, the only thing’s for sure is nothing’s for sure. You take your own life into your own hands by taking that bet. Sometimes you have to gamble on yourself. Sometimes it pays off. Sometimes you lose big. At Evolution 5 each of us are betting on ourselves. Each one of us is confident in our chances. Only one of us wins the ante.”
“John Black has gambled on himself his entire life. As I’ve said multiple times, he’s from the mean streets of Baltimore. It’s a gamble whether you’re going to get attacked going to an Orioles or Ravens game, the man survived those streets. He’s been successful gambling on himself. Then you see his successes in the ring. He gambles on himself each and every time he goes out to that ring knowing that he’s one of the toughest men in the sport! He’s fueled by pure hatred for anybody and everybody that stands in front of him. Friend or foe, he doesn’t care who you are, he’s going to hurt you and hurt you badly to get what he wants. I’m not sure he has the luxury of many friends though. With that survivor mentality he’s developed from the streets, I don’t think he’s allowed himself to have friends.”
“It’s probably in his best interest in this sport to be honest.”
“Masuda Teijin takes a gamble every time he steps through those ropes. Having had surgery on his knee, any wrong move can undo all of the good that’s been done to repair the damage. But still he goes out there time after time and proves that he has what it takes to win. He bets on himself each and every time he goes out there and honestly, win-lose-or-draw I feel that he wins that bet every single time. He’s one of the most athletic Megastars in Action Wrestling and takes chances where most people wouldn’t time and time again. He took part in that Six Man Scramble at XIII earlier in the month. He came up a little short but he did what so many people wouldn’t do – he bet on himself to win the match.”
“Then we have Holden Ross. My partner from last Monday night. The man who lost the match for us. Just sayin’. His ego and stubbornness won’t allow him to see any of his shortcomings. I’m gonna speak for myself at least, if he ever needs help in any way I’d be there. Do I think he’d do the same for me? Right now? Doubtful. I’m not stupid. I know that this is all business. I know that he wants my Championship. I know that he’s all in on himself and he should be! Masuda and John should be too! All three men are three of THE toughest Action Wrestling has to offer! They all get it done in the ring!”
Jonny pulls the Hardcore Title from his shoulder and holds it directly into the camera “Guys, the risk is high and so are the stakes! This is what it’s all about! The time is upon us and it’s time for put up and shut up! June 12th is coming up fast and so are the hopes and dreams of three unlucky guys! Y’all can hope and dream all you want the reality is that the Hardcore Championship is going to stay right where it’s at! This is MY baby and I will die if I have to in order to defend what is mine!!”
“At Evolution, it’s Hardcore Games: Dreams and Nightmares! My dream will be my reality! Your reality will be your nightmares fellas! I’ll be seeing you soon”
The scene fades to black
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 19:59:06 GMT -5
OHHH SNAP part 2!
Backstage, new AW signing, from superfan to superstar, Raj Banerjee is being attended to on the physio bench. The doctor is carefully testing the mobility and rotation of the knee that Lázaro Vicente damaged earlier. Raj winces in pain. Jade Riley unsympathetically tries to get a word. Jade Riley: Raj, you've been booked into a TAP OR PASS Match against Lázaro Vicente at Evolution 5! How will it feel to make your debut in such a dangerous match against such a fierce enemy?Raj Banerjee: lázaro is da bom.i cant wait 2 c him get splendid wunderfal win at evo 5 against sum looser.Jade Riley: Umm... that 'looser' is you(?)Raj Bannerjee: i no that.i am wrestling fan big big wrestling fan and i pee my self so excite 4 sharing ring with super lázaro visentay.actually he need win so i furnish him with victory.Jade Riley: Are you saying you're going to throw your very first Action Wrestling match? At the biggest event in history - Evolution 5?!Raj Banerjee: no throw.tap or pass real.i just receev.i no fite.Riley shakes her head and calls to Joey Bunga, who she glimpses walking by in the hall. Jade Riley: We have a problem, boss. Raj here is talking about deliberately losing his match against Vicente at Evolution 5.Bunga puts up a one second sign to her and disappears round the corner. When he returns, he appears to have a few people queued behind him. Joey Bunga: One step ahead of you, Jade. It was actually demanded in contract negotiations, by one of Raj's parents, that Raj would have a team of holistic helpers to ensure he maximises his wrestling career and stays out of trouble here in AW. There's no wonder he's wanting to throw matches... he's all over the place psychologically. But these six people are specialists in their field and will guide Raj to elite success.They start to pass by Joey, approaching Raj. Joey Bunga: Introduce yourselves, all.An effervescent, beautiful looking woman, black, early 20s, satin suit, approaches Raj and kisses him on each cheek. His eyes glaze over and his tongue droops, as if he's intoxicated. She speaks with a posh London accent. Satin Suit Woman: Oh hi, I'm Viola Denarii. I will be your business manager and financial advisor.Joey Bunga: Your 'Matron of Money'.A cutesy brunette, childlike but disarmingly sharp, approaches him and nods. She is staring into his soul. Cutesy Brunette: My name is Isobel Kendall. I will be known as your 'Feelings Facilitator' but therapist is fine if it's more comfortable for you.A suave, rugged mixed race man with intimidating poise strolls up to Raj but is too busy staring Isobel up and down. She suppresses a blush. Suave Guy: Zamari Thrilla. Confidence Coach. A pleasure...A short, green haired individual, bearing an elfin grin, strolls up to Raj and waves. Raj Banerjee: oh so cute.whos doorter is this???y r u not in skool little lady?Elfin Grinned Person: Firstly, not a daughter and certainly NOT a 'little lady'. Personal pronouns: xe, xem, xyr, xyrs, xemself. Name: Xan. Learn these, please. Joey Bunga: Xan's your Inclusion Instructor.Xan: This is going to be a long journey...Raj Banerjee: good.my maami said i need 2 b more woken or some thing like this.i say shut up woman go cook me squid varattiyathu.i wake when i want.A long haired, bearded bohemian gently hovers over to Raj and hugs him tenderly. Bohemian: Love and light, my cherub. My name is Pablo Tudor and they want to market me as your 'Sage of Satori' but I'd prefer not to put a label on it.A tough looking, mohawked brute shoves Pablo out the way and slaps Raj hard on the shoulder. Brute: Name's Hyde. Hyde Abraxas. Joey Bunga: Hyde's your 'Aggression Alchemist', Raj. These six individuals make up your Entourage. And as you're on tour here in Action Wrestling, you might consider them your 'OnTourRaj'. Get it? Raj Banerjee: no.u very strange but i love u.Bunga sighs and lets the 'OnTourRaj' get acquainted. Viola Denarii: Now let's strategize... how are we going to guide you to success in this TAP OR PASS Match at Evolution 5?Cut back to the arena.
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 20:15:14 GMT -5
Cassidy Adler vs. Claire Hawkins
Tracy Wolfson: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, he weighs in at 175 lbs... CASSIDY ADLER!"20 Min" by Lil Uzi Vert explodes onto the PA, shortly followed by a chorus of boos which greet the Heart Stealer himself, Cassidy Adler, trademark grin spread over his face as he bobs his head emphatically with each beat of the song. He spread his arms out to the side as he makes a show of walking down the ramp, making sure to spin around slowly as he does so to give the crowd a full 360 view of the man of their dreams. "I met that girl right up at my show, "Left her man in the crowd on the floor "Out of town never saw her before, "Told her baby we don't got that long," He smirks at the fans in the front rows who are booing in his face as he takes the steps up to the apron. Rather than enter the ring immediately, he waltzes around the outside to get to the other side facing the hard cam, where he leans against the ropes behind him and puts his hands behind his head, flexing and pouting his lips for the camera. "I hit it fast, I hit it slow, "But by the morning girl I gotta go, "Gotta get ready tonight is my show, "If you okay, you might open my show," Finally, he turns to face the ring and bounds over the top rope, but twists as he lands and executes a swaggy moonwalk that takes him right to the center of the ring. He takes a mocking bow, waving to the fans and blowing a kiss to Tracy with a smirk, who ignores him. After a moment, he walks to his corner of the ring and adjusts his tape, leaning back into the turnbuckle with a smirk as he gets ready for the match. Billy: Cassidy Adler is such a dream boat. Swoon. If anything, I want to get my hair styled like his!Chris Avery: ...I always pictured you as balding. Huh. Weird, I should know how your hairstyle is because we sit right next to each other.Billy (into his headset): Yeah, he's breaking the fourth wall again. If he keeps it up, I've got them on standby. Ten-four.Tracy Wolfson: And his opponent... weighing in at 145 lbs... CLAIRE HAWKINS!!As the world falls; wider grows disaster's maw Desperate the thralls call; thee three crows caw As those words faded to black, a shrill Banshee’s Wail rang out through the stadium and everything went as dark as it possibly could. A moment later, the beginnings of Orbit Culture’s Nensha began to play; a light layer of smoke appeared upon the stage as the lights began to frantically flash in sync with the music. As the music increased in pace, so did the flashing of the lights; a silhouette of a person appearing upon the stage, hunched forward. PICK UP THE BONES! Abruptly, the lights return to normal in time to see the person lean backward and release a deep guttural scream upwards to the heavens from parted lips painted black. Upon finishing the guttural growl, the person titled their head down and fixated their fiery crimson gaze upon the ring; the Action Wrestling crowd letting out a sizable pop. With skin as pale as porcelain and clearly dressed to compete within the squared circle, the person was none other than the Witch of Action Wrestling; Claire Hawkins! Once she reached the ringside area Claire paused for a moment to look at the cameraman that had dared to get close enough to get a good shot of her face. With a vicious snarl, Claire let out another one of those screams and forced the cameraman to quickly backpedal. Feeling pleased with herself, Claire made her way over to the steps and into the ring. Once she was in the ring she walked to the side of the ring where the hard camera was and stepped onto the second rope, leaned forward a little to keep her balance, and held her arms up while she held up in the "Devil Horns" gesture as pyro shot up from the ring posts. All the while bellowing out that same savage, guttural scream. Chris Avery: These two competitors are just two in the stacked multi-man match for the United States championship at Evolution... a big win tonight for either one will put them at the top of the pecking order when it comes to face Gerard Angelo!Billy: So, like... we have a big push for our United States title competitors, but we're in Canada... why are these people not going to boo us?Chris Avery: I... do not have a good answer for you!Adler and Claire circle each other, "Radler" bouncing on his heels, Claire striding smoothly, biding her time. It's Adler who steps in first to engage, trying to lock up, but Claire backs him away with a snap kick to the outside of his right knee. Adler leans in for the lockup again, Claire repeats the kick, but this time, Cass catches the leg, spins Claire around 360 degrees and ties up with the witch as she catches her balance... and Adler clenches on another headlock! Claire slaps his arm, frustrated... and she grips the wrist of Adler. Adler's eyes shoot open wide, and he shakes his head in disbelief as Claire muscles out of the headlock by twisting his arm over her throat, pulling him down into a top wristlock before floating over... into a side headlock of her own! Billy: I want the whole match to be this. Twenty minutes of headlock reversals.Frustrated, Adler pounds Claire in the small of the back until he makes her loosen the hold. He shoves Claire off the ropes. Claire ducks Adler's wild swing on the first pass, but she runs back off the ropes, and he catches her this time with an armdrag. Claire stumbles up into another armdrag. Claire, dazed, stumbles back up, but Cass hooks her, going for a third arm drag but Claire wrenches the arm and blocks this one. Claire goes for a standing switch and tries to arm drag Adler, but Adler flings Claire to the mat with a judo toss. The witch scoots out of the ring, begging for a quick powder, but Adler darts right over to the ropes and grabs the upstart by the scruff of the neck, yanking the Mistress of Metal (Unused) back into the ring. Billy: Now, that’s just mean.Chris Avery: Adler is not going to give Claire a second to take a breath tonight.Billy: His entrance music says though - !!With Claire still wondering how she went from the floor to back in the ring in half a second, Adler whips her off the ropes and cocks his arm for a clothesline. Claire ducks that, hits the ropes again and hops over Adler as he drops to the mat. As she hits the ropes again, Adler pops to his feet, and Claire sets herself for a dropkick. That goes begging, however, as Adler alertly flattens out before she can connect. Billy: I think Adler is mainly concerned about avoiding getting hit in his purty face! That's his moneymaker, ya know!Chris Avery: Adler admits he isn't the strongest technician, but there is hardly anyone more slippery than him.As Claire gets to her feet, Adler grabs her and applies an arm wringer. The Metal Witch bridges backwards into a back handspring to reverse into a hammerlock, but the six foot stack of dimes Adler reaches backwards, grabs Claire’s head and flips her to the canvas with a snapmare. Cocky now, "Radler" runs off the ropes, going for a big soccer kick … NOBODY HOME! Claire ducked and avoided – and sweeps Cass’ left knee out from her back! Claire kips right up … STANDING DOUBLE-KNEE MOONSAULT TO THE BACK! Claire just PLUNGED both of her knees right into Cass’s spine! Now Adler is groaning and contorting, holding his spine. Gingerly, he rolls to all fours but before he can get to his feet, Claire stings him with a stiff kick to the ribs. Adler grimaces in pain, giving the Metal Bitch (how are we supposed to differentiate that one from the Metal W-you know what it's fine) a chance to charge off the ropes, using Cass on all fours as a step ladder to hop up in the air, finishing it off with a meteora driving into the back of his head that crushes him into the mat, sends the opponent flopping on his back to the canvas. She hooks the leg… The referee: One... Kickout?? Chris Avery: What? He kicked out at one!Billy: Yeah, but you’re not calculating the change in time zones. I’ve got all the algorithms figuring it out in my notebook. Cass needed to kick out 33 minutes before the match started.Chris Avery: Lemme see that notebook (various papers rustling) … YOU’RE JUST PLAYING TIC TAC TOE ON THIS THING!Billy: You just don’t understand my complicated mathematical theories.Claire brings Adler to his feet by controlling his arm, then lights into him with a couple of chops. Adler pushes her away, but Claire hits the ropes and springs at Adler with a spinning heel kick. Adler catches her in mid-air and hoists her up for a powerbomb, but Claire is able to keep her forward momentum and roll through, bringing Adler down with a high-speed sunset flip. Billy: Jesus christ now Claire is using this move?? I swear indy wrestlers get in at a Blue Light special at K-Mart!!Chris Avery: Or a... Code Red special?Billy: Enough!The referee: One... Two... Kickout! Chris Avery: Claire has done a good job of keeping Adler off balance with her speed and technical skills!Claire looks perturbed as she cranes her head up at the ref, but she grits her teeth. She knows she has Adler off his game right now, and needs to close the deal. She gets to her feet, and as "Radler Adler" gets up to his feet the uhhhh Lady of the Lock follows it up with the rolling sole butt to the midsection. She hits the ropes, going for a satellite headscissors, spinning Cass around and arrrrround... and letting him go flinging in the air, and Adler crashes to apron and rolls to the floor outside! Adler pulls himself to his feet, but immediately has shake the cobwebs off as he sees Claire charging at the ropes. She leaps forward, thrusting both her feet through the middle rope for a dropkick, but Adler manages to evade and grab both of the Witch’s legs, lifting her high into the air. I think that's all her nicknames! Chris Avery: Adler snatched Claire out of midair!... Oh no!!Adler turns it into an apron powerbomb, savagely dropping Claire on the patent-pending hardest part of the ring! Claire lets out a loud yell, and holds her back as she sinks to the floor. Adler takes a moment to take a few gasping lungfuls of air, blinking and dazed by the onslaught Claire put on him for a few moments... but then he notices Claire is down in the aisle and holding her back. He spots a cheap shitheel way to get her counted out, and he slides in the ring! Chris Avery: Oh come on, that has to be the dirtiest way to win! Even Cass Adler wouldn't stoop this welp nevermind he's sliding right in there.Billy: Never, ever bet against Adler going to the lowest common denominator!The referee counts Claire out as Cass exhorts the referee to count faster. Claire is gritting her teeth and holding her back, but she's still crawling on her belly and barely able to reach up to the apron. The referee is at a count of four... five... six... Adler, grinning, paces around the ring, holding his hands up arrogantly to a chorus of boos, because even polite, genteel Neighbors to the North just hate this kid... but then, Adler's eyes shoot open wide as he sees a pair of hands plop on the apron, and he shouts for the ref to stop the count. He paces over, sliding out, grabbing Claire before she can get to her feet and gain her bearings. He whips her off the ropes, and when she rebounds, Adler launches her into a different orbit with a humongous back body drop. Claire lands roughly, the force of the impact causing her to skid into the corner in a fetal position. Chris Avery: Adler with the HUGE back body drop sending Claire into the stratosphere!Now, Adler, showboating, paces around Claire and begins Garvin stomping her limbs and taunting her. The crowd is booing Adler, but he just smiles and gives them an Up yours! taunt. Now, Adler, taking his time, lifts Claire up by her hair. He talks some trash right in her face... then, Cassidy grips Claire and lifts her over his head and hypes up the crowd before attempting to military press them multiple times. He turns around, holding Claire alot, and showing off his arms, but he only gets through one or two repetitions before struggling heavily... and that's when Claire flows down his front side and turns it into an inside cradle pin! Chris Avery: Wait a second! Adler is going for the GOATrilla Press - and Claire counters!The referee: One... Two... Thr- Kickout! Adler, outraged at Claire countering him like that, explodes up just as Claire is rising and takes her head off with a European uppercut! Adler rises to his feet, snarling a little now, and he boots Claire down a little more. No more playing around now, as Adler goes to the corner, egging Claire to get up. A dazed Claire gets to her feet, using the ropes, and Adler barnstorms across the ring, hops up and ends her with a jumping double-footed curbstomp. Sloppy in execution, Adler slopes off to the right, but then he hungrily pushes Claire over in desperation after it's finished. Chris Avery: D4C!!Billy: Claire put up the best fight she was capable of, but Adler just rolled her!The referee: One... Two... Three! Ding Ding Ding Tracy Wolfson: HERE IS YOUR WINNER... CASSIDY ADLER!!"Twenty Minutes" by Lil Uzi Vert hits on the PA and Adler gets to his feet, talking trash to the crowd. The Canadian fans respond with a huge amount of disdain. Chris Avery: Love him or -- and this seems to be majority opinion -- hate him, Adler is focused going in to the US Title match. Everyone, including the champion, had better keep an eye on him.The referee checks on Claire, as Adler dabs over her and moonwalks around, soaking up the heat from the crowd before exiting the ring.
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 20:17:51 GMT -5
These Gals Heatin' Up!
The action from the go-home episode of CanadaCLASH has been very prominent in delivering the top-tier production from the worldwide broadcast exemplified by the company known as Action Wrestling. Evolution V, the biggest platform in the company's history, is only two weeks away especially given the sheer importance of possibly the greatest card ever made in the company's line of cards. However, a certain match has been produced based around the Action Wrestling Womens Championship but more so over the grueling rivalry between both ladies. The broadcast opens with Chris Avery and Billy both sitting behind the commentary table for a summary of what's to come. Chris Avery: Ladies and gentlemen, we're glad you've returned to us on the go-home episode of Monday Night CLASH! There's been a lot of controversy and gruesome moments concerning Serenity Holmes and Alice Gemini who are facing each other in two weeks for the Action Wrestling Womens Championship!Billy: Yeah damn right Chris! These two little rascals have been fuckin' each other up left and right but even for a bastard like myself, Alice Gemini has taken it too far bringing up the deceased mother of Serenity Holmes and her family name. However, ya' gotta do what ya' do to get all the advantages of becoming a champion here in this company!Chris Avery: It all started when Alice Gemini won the second annual Pure Cup and chose to face Serenity Holmes for the Action Wrestling Womens Championship! The two were originally scheduled to have that match, but it was booked at Evolution V thanks to Joey Bunga!Billy: But damn, it hasn't stopped there! We can't even have the same women in the same room! I guess women don't like each other.Chris Avery: Which leads to this very moment. Alexander Pasternak has asked for the two to have a side-by-side interview via satellite broadcast. Alice Gemini is here in the building but Serenity Holmes has been asked to be interviewed at a separate remote location for the safety of the crew. Let's take it over to the live feed now.The broadcast transitions into a split-screen separating the view into two sides where on the left is Alice Gemini sitting securely in her dark outfit and high heel boots sporting a gothic nature. On the other hand, sitting on the right screen is Serenity Holmes sitting down in the chair. She has the Womens Championship belt sporting a more casual look of a black tank top, skinny denim jeans, and black converses on with a subtle makeup look. Both women are not too happy about being in the segment, especially Serenity who wants to get this over with. Alice keeps poised yet confident. Chris Avery: Thank you both for joining us tonight for this interview. Evolution V, Serenity, you will defend your Women's Championship against Alice Gemini. How do you feel about your championship reign so far?Serenity leans back into her chair and keeps a tight grip on the belt hung from her right shoulder. Serenity Holmes: I feel blessed and honored as the Womens Champion for Action Wrestling. I've won this belt in the third match of my professional career and proven I can hang with the very best in his business. I've shattered records, created a legacy for this championship in my name, and continue to prove why I will be the greatest women's champion of all time.The audience within the Scotiabank Arena takes small praise to her statement. Toronto, Canada's watching from the interior of the venue but Alice rolls her eyes being annoyed with the cliche answer from Serenity. Chris Avery: Alice Gemini, you're the number one contender who has pinned Serenity before. Do you think now you have even more confidence to become the next Womens Champion at Evolution V?Alice Gemini: I'm one-hundred percent certain I will take that championship away from her, Chris. I'm the uncrowded women's champion that AW needs. She can talk about creating a legacy for herself and the championship but in reality, she has done nothing for it or herself.Serenity rolls her eyes and shakes her head agreeing with the audience's reaction. Alice Gemini: Is the Women's championship showcased on the front page of the website? No, it isn't. The only Legacy Serenity has isn't even hers, it's her father's. Though she won't and can't admit it she knows deep down that the Women's Title NEEDS me, Chris. I'm what AW needs representing not only that title but all the Women in Action Wrestling.There's an eye twitch from the champion and Alice notices it keenly. The contender smiles while Serenity starts to breathe heavily. Alice Gemini: To answer your question, yes I have more confidence than you could even fathom.Thunderous boos are applied to the ActionTron from the audience who are stationed inside the Scotiabank Arena. The rest of the world is watching along with Serenity who narrows her eyes and tightens up her posture from Alice's response. Gemini continues to smile teasing the young champion who remains firm. Chris Avery: Serenity. Alice has made this person with the mentioning of her your mother's-Serenity Holmes: Shut up Chris Avery!Chris is taken by surprise by Serenity's outburst and Billy chuckles from that shutdown. Alice cocks her right eyebrow but Serenity leans in closer having an offensive demeanor. Serenity Holmes: I bet you feel real proud of yourself Alice as you sit there smiling and smirking. I've bet you feel really good about yourself as we're two weeks away from Evolution V. I'm going to hand it to you. You pinned me in the center of the ring, yes, you pinned the best Womens Champion in this company and now you believe you're going to be the champion come to Evolution V right?Alice doesn't say anything but she blows a kiss. The audience shares the same reaction to Serenity, a negative one. Serenity Holmes: But here's the thing Alice. You've pushed me beyond my limit of control and now I won't hold anything back against you. I did it with honor, class, and respect when I stepped into the ring. Now, the world will see what happens when all of that goes out the window. I'm going to hurt you more than anyone has in your life. I want to make you bleed, I want to see pain ride across your face as you've done to me multiple times.There's growing support from the audience. Serenity takes a moment to catch her breath as the intensity within her voice increases. Alice just crosses her legs and leans back looking unphased by Serenity's threats. Serenity Holmes: My mother Alice? My father? My family? My boyfriend? You won't stop until you get this. You're right. I am a little girl. I cry, I scream and I throw temper tantrums but all that is done now. There's nowhere to run and nowhere to hide-Alice immediately cuts her off. Alice Gemini: You're exactly right, Serenity. There will be nowhere to run or hide because it's gonna be you and me finally meeting in the ring until one walks out with a definite finish.Serenity looks into the camera more interested in what she has to say. Alice Gemini: At Evolution Five I'm going to bring the monster, the succubus, the devil. I'll show my true self in that ring. The truth about who we both are gets revealed once the bell rings.Toronto doesn't agree with that statement. Serenity mocks her with a slow clap. The audience continues to boo Alice who follows up with a final statement. Alice Gemini: And honestly Serenity, I'm glad you're at a different location. I don't want to embarrass you again and after I become the new Women's Champion, I'll show you what it's like to be a worthy daughter. Maybe your mother from Hell will look up and be proud!Billy: JESUS FUCK!!!Chris Avery: ALICE!!!There's a silencing pause in the air until thunderous negative insults are hurled at the ActionTron. Serenity stays still for a moment and then gets off the chair exiting the screen with Alice Gemini laughing out of pure spite. She calms down leading Chris Avery to ask the final question. Chris Avery: Alice, don't you think that was too far? Is this what you need to do to secure a win at Evolution V?Alice Gemini: I'm going to win that Championship, Chris. I'm going to win that Championship, Canada. If you want me to or not is irrelevant because it's what you need. AW finally gets a worthy Women's Champion at Evolution Five-Out of nowhere, Serenity leaps into the screen tackling Alice Gemini out of her chair and down onto the floor below. The camera angle switches to another one showing the full room where the production members keep their distance and yell at the commotion before them where Serenity and Alice are brawling. Toronto immediately explodes in an uproar watching it from the venue but the entire world is showing support for Serenity's payback! Billy: That slick little girl Serenity was in the building this entire time! She pulled a trick out of Alice's book and hid in another room!Chris Avery: We knew it was too good to be true! Serenity Holmes has been waiting for revenge and now she's extracting it!The brawl continues shifting the moment to Serenity tackling Alice through the door leading to the hallway backstage. They both get off the ground and engage in another string of blows until Alice lands a knee that catches the champion off guard before tossing her back first into an equipment box. Chris Avery: Damn! Alice Gemini just slammed Serenity Holmes into that large equipment box!Billy: Serenity's emotions are getting the best of her again and Alice is using that to her advantage.She ducks under a chair that was thrown towards her and bursts into a sprint tackling Alice into a wall. Serenity then holds a piece of her hair bundled together and yells into her face. Serenity Holmes: I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY BITCH!!!Serenity runs with Alice in her grasp and slides her body across a food table before throwing her down onto the concrete floor. Alice sits up covered in food until Serenity dumps a large bin of juice over her body. Security manages to come in the nick of time where both women are now trying to break free until being separated with Serenity laughing at an infuriated Alice Gemini. Billy: Food fight!Chris Avery: We're only two weeks away from Evolution V and this has been the final interaction between these two! The Action Wrestling Womens Championship where Serenity Holmes will defend against Alice Gemini will happen and only one will walk out of Evolution V the winner!
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 20:18:29 GMT -5
Alex Marley vs. Havoc
Alex Marley passes through the curtain, just fucking vibing to the music of MGK's Sublime RemiXX. He makes his way to the ring, dancing the whitest ways imaginable while slapping the hands of every willing fan on the way down the ramp. As he gets in the ring, he taunts to the crowd and settles into the corner, laying across the top rope waiting for the match to begin. Billy: This guy is in HIGH spirits after his win last week on CruiserClash!Chris Avery: Really Billy? By the way, we're gonna call a Cruiser match? I love it!“Ruthless” by Nonpoint starts to blare over the PA and Havoc comes out doing his badass, Strong style shooter stuff as he gets into the ring. Billy: Havoc started his Action Wrestling career off on the wrong foot but recently turned his fortunes around in recent weeks.Chris Avery: That’s right. Perfect timing too. You want to keep your momentum heading into Evolution. That’s why this is an important cruiserweight match-up!The ref calls for the bell and the two men come together in a collar elbow tie-up. Havoc quickly turns this into a side headlock on Marley, really wrenching it in. Marley pushes Havoc into the ropes and drops down as Havoc comes back. Havoc bounced back off the ropes and Marley leapfrogs him. Havoc stops his momentum and turns, throwing a stiff ass forearm into the back of Alex’s neck, sending him stumbling. Havoc snatches him into a rear waist lock and turns his hips sending Marley neck first onto the mat with a German suplex, folding him up like a lawn chair! Chris Avery: Havoc dropped Marley right on his neck with that German suplex!Billy: He’s going to need some medicinal after this!Chris Avery: You’ve been waiting all night to do this haven’t you?Havoc slides into a cover and the ref counts ONE TWO Alex Marley kicks out. Havoc Gets up and grabs Marley by the hair, driving a series of elbows into the back of his neck before whipping him into the ropes. Alex bends over for a back body drop but Havoc is a step ahead and comes back with a knee to the face. Marley stumbles back and Havoc runs in and nails a big dropkick! Marley hits the mat and Havoc slides in for another cover. ONE TWO Marley kicks out again! Havoc grabs the wrist and pulls Alex back up. He looks to be setting him up for a ripcord move but as Marley is pulled back, he leaps up and hits a huge knee into Havoc’s jaw, knocking him into the corner. Marley nails Havoc with a few forearms into the face before stepping out of the corner and leaps in for a body splash but Havoc moves! Alex crashes sternum first into the top turnbuckle, stumbling out of the corner. Havoc hooks him up and lifts before driving Marley into the mat with a uranage slam. Havoc leaps into the air and nails Marley with a double stomp to the chest. Billy: Marley just had his chest caved in by Havoc!Chris Avery: Driving all the air out of Alex and making it hard for him to breath.Billy: That’s smart scouting by Havoc since Marley's lungs can’t be too good ‘cause ya know? Chris Avery: We are on national television Bill.Alex is rolling over, holding his chest as he gasps for air. Havoc stalks in and grabs the wrist of Marley again, trying to pull him into a Fujiwara armbar but Marley manages to roll Havoc up with a schoolboy! ONE TWO THR- NO! Havoc kicks out! Billy: He almost pinned Havoc there!Chris Avery: Havoc kicked out at three and two-thirds!Marley is trying to push himself up to his feet but Havoc is on him again, driving a knee into his ribs. Havoc pulls Marley back up and drills him back into the mat with a Saito Suplex! Havoc gets to his feet and draws his thumb across his throat, signaling the end as Marley is sprawled out on the mat. Havoc grabs the long hair and pulls him back to a standing position. He hooks Alex’s arm over his neck and grabs his, other hand reaching for that outside leg, but Marley pulls him down into a small package! ONE TWO THREE! Billy: ALEX MARLEY JUST PINNED HAVOC IN CANADA!Chris Avery: Wait the ref is saying something!NO! Havoc kicked out! Havoc gets to his feet looking discombobulated for the first time in this match and is caught with a Busaiku Knee that flips him inside out! Billy: Shitfire! Blunt Force Trauma!Chris Avery: He caught Havoc flush!Marley covers Havoc. ONE TWO THRE-NO! Havoc kicks out! Marley starts getting pumped up and yanks Havoc to his feet by his hair. He grabs the wrist and starts throwing kicks to the ribs of Havoc before pulling into a huge belly to belly suplex that just launches him up and over. Havoc bounces off the mat and rolls into the corner, trying to pull himself up by the ropes. Marley bounces off the ropes and runs into the corner with a straight punch that rocks Havoc, sending him stumbling out of the corner. Chris Avery: Damn what a punch! Havoc is on dream street!Billy: Marley hit him like he hits a bong! Hard!Chris Avery: *sigh*Marley grabs Havoc and sets him up for the D-9 Suplex but Havoc throws elbows into the side of his head, driving him off. Havoc tries to hook Marley up for his Costal Slam but Alex fights out of it and starts driving his forearm into the jaw of Havoc. Havoc, not going to be anyone’s punching bag, starts firing off forearm shots himself. Billy: These two men are beating the hell outta each other in the middle of the Scotia Bank Arena in Toronto, Canada seven days before the biggest show of the year Evolution Five!Chris Avery: Two guys laying it all on the line for glory!They stand in the middle of the ring, trading blows that have the crowd going “OOOHHH”. Marley nails Havoc with a closed fist and Havoc stumbles back into the ropes. Marley runs in But havoc side steps and Alex spills out through the ropes. He gets to his feet but is taken down when Havoc nails him with a suicide dive! Billy: Shitfire! Havoc came flying out like a torpedo!Chris Avery: Direct impact right into Marley’s chest!Both men get up and Havoc nails a few rights into Marley’s head. He pulls him over and gets him up on the apron. Havoc grips in a front face lock and tries to suplex Marley but he blocks it and brings him up and over with a suplex on his own! Havoc hits the ring apron with a hard thud and flops down onto the floor as the crowd gives an “OHHHH”. Billy: JESUS! Suplex right onto the apron, the hardest part of the ring!Chris Avery: We all know it's the hardest part of the ring! But it’s worse getting suplex right onto the hardest part of the ring!Billy: Yup. Definitely the hardest part.Marley is holding his back in pain from his own fall and gingerly gets up. He steps over to Havoc and pulls him up, rolling him into the ring. Alex slides in for a cover. ONE TWO THR- Havoc kicks out! Both guys lay on the mat breathing heavily. Chris Avery: These guys are running on fumes right now!Billy: I love seeing two great athletes beat the crap out of each other!Havoc and Marley work their way up to a kneeling position and almost immediately start throwing bombs at each other. Marley catches Havoc with a right hand to the jaw but Havoc gives a receipt right back with a stiff forearm. Marley gets up and goes for a bicycle kick but Havoc just catches him, slams him down and covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: HAVOC WINS!Chris Avery: HAVOC IS VICTORIOUS HERE ON CANADACLASH!Havoc gets up and gets his hand raised in victory! Billy: We'll be back as CanadaClash rolls on!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 20:19:47 GMT -5
Max vs. Conor: Face to Face!
We head down to the arena where the crowd is murmuring in excitement. Suddenly, Sinead O'Connor starts to serenade the arena with "The Foggy Dew". The audience immediately starts to stand up and cheer in applause. As the song continues, it transitions into "Hypnotize" by Notorious B.I.G. Conor McGregor himself steps out onto the stage, a smirk on his face. He's wearing his suit and is accompanied by a pair of security guards. Chris Avery: We are moments away from what might be Conor McGregor and Max Daemon facing off in a ring for the first time UFC 272. Billy: If Max wants to show up. I have it on good authority that he was in Las Vegas a couple hours ago. Now I realize now-a-days that isn't particularly a problem, but Max is also one to fall victim to vices. Tracy Wolfson: Making his way on down to the ring. He is Notorious...CONOR...MCGREGOR!
Conor ignores the fans desires for a high-five, but does acknowledge a few of them all the same. He takes the steps into the ring. Once he's in, he holds his hand to the guards. He tells them a few things, and when they get a bit testy, Conor is adamant about it. Billy: What is he...?
After a bit, the security guards turn around and head up the ramp. Chris Avery: He's sending his entourage away! Billy: Bold choice by Conor.
Conor raises his fists to the ceiling, doing a few mock punches before looking out at the stage. Without much preamble, radio feedback floods the PA system. "Royal Flush" by Silva Hound ft. Mick Lauer and Jonathan Young starts to play, and the fans begin to hail boos and jeers immediately. DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKSThe spotlights shine on Max despite the house lights still being up. He steps onto the stage, a smirk on his face and his hooded jacket's hood up. He's also wearing the custom Reebok Ex-Oh-Fit Pure Platinum Hi-Daemons shoes. He has a red Solo cup in his hand. He looks out at the crowd for a few moments until the verse starts. He finishes his drink and tosses the cup behind him. Tracy Wolfson: On his way to the ring. He...is Max...DAEMON! Billy: Well I'll be damned, he showed up. Chris Avery: I have been told that was courtesy of Kayfabe Airlines, and that he made it in almost 15 minutes ago. Billy: I can't imagine what hell is body is going through after just going through a Deathmatch. Chris Avery: Something tells me that Conor wouldn't care.
Max has a bandage on his forehead and his eye is black. All the same, he starts to walk down the ramp. He ignores the jeering fans, walking a brisk pace past them with the smirk on his face getting wider. As the chorus reaches its apex, Max hops onto the apron. He steps onto the turnbuckle, placing his right foot on the middle rope and the left on the top. He throws down his hood, unzipping his jacket as the chorus fades away. He points to the hard camera, giving it a finger gun "shot". He glances over at Conor, giving him a quick middle finger before hopping down. Billy: No love lost. Chris Avery: That's putting it mildly.
The two are in the ring. Conor has taken the mic from Tracy while Max walks over and claims one from commentary. Max's music fades away and the two begin to circle each other. They stop and stare at the other, the crowd beginning to react accordingly. FUCK YOU DAEMON *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU DAEMON *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU DAEMON *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU DAEMON *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*Conor smiles at this, throwing up the two fingers to Max, earning Daemon a shake of the head in response. The crowd doesn't stop there. NO-NOTORIOOOOUS NO-NOTORIOOOOUS NO-NOTORIOOOOUS NO-NOTORIOOOOUSChris Avery: Is that...to Seven Nation Army? Billy: This Toronto crowd is a lively bunch!
Max looks to raise the mic, but is stopped by the crowd once more. DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKSHe lowers the mic, narrowing his eyes and looking out at the raucous crowd. Conor responds in kind, raising his own mic. LET'S GO CONOR *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO CONOR *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO CONOR *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO CONOR *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*He lowers the mic and claps along with them. Max shakes his head, raising the mic once more. But the crowd doesn't give him any room. GO HOME MAXIE *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GO HOME MAXIE *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GO HOME MAXIE *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GO HOME MAXIE *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*Max drops his mic, allowing it to the thud off the canvas. He turns around, blocking his ears and hiding his face in a turnbuckle pad. Conor's mic picks up his chuckles as he starts to speak. Conor McGregor: What a lov-a-ly buncha fans you got here Maxie.
The crowd reacts with an abundance of cheers. Max turns around, glaring daggers at Conor. Conor McGregor: Tell me, it must be a pain in the ass to come here near every week and get shat on repeatedly by the fans who once admired you.
Max doesn't respond nor change his emotion. Conor McGregor: You were once respected for being your own person. You didn't give a fook about anything or anyone but yourself, but despite that, you respected back. But now? What the fook happened to you?
Max shakes his head, taking off his hooded jacket and tossing it towards the bottom rope. Conor McGregor: You've lost who you are. You're not the Max Daemon who walked in here and stole the fookin Pure Title in his second fookin match. You're not the Max Daemon who won Tokyo Fite or the Pure Cup. You're not the Max Daemon who stared Johnny Bacchus or Bozo or even Lissie goddamn Hope in the eyes and even if things didn't go your way, you respect them for having a good fight.
Once Conor brings up Lissie, Max takes one step forward. Conor McGregor: Don't get shit twisted, Maxie. The only reason you hate Lissie so much is because the two of you a lot alike. The only difference? Lissie isn't a failure.
Max bites his tongue to hide the annoyed smile that crosses his faces even as the crowd starts to "OOOH" in unison. MAXIE'S HOPELESS *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* MAXIE'S HOPELESS *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* MAXIE'S HOPELESS *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* MAXIE'S HOPELESS *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*Max stares out at the crowd, almost shaking as he tries to control his anger. Conor McGregor: You wanted a rematch. I wanted a rematch. We got our fookin rematch. But this isn't the same Max fookin Daemon who walked into Vegas confident as all get out...and got knocked the fook out.
He pauses to allow the fans their sustained cheers. Conor McGregor: This is the Max fookin Daemon who's gonna walk into Vegas and get one hell of a left jab, right hook, that'll wake him the fook out. I wanted No Disqualifications so there were NO excuses. And let me tell you Maxie...I'm looking forward to the match.
He pauses a bit once more for tension. Conor McGregor: Because there's so many ways I want to humble you. And if you think there's only way to knock you the fook out? Well...get ready for your reckoning. And not even notoriety can save you.
Conor lowers his mic. The crowd reacts with a roar of applause. Max picks his mic up from the canvas. He walks to the center of the ring, raising it up. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He nods once. He shrugs. He tosses the mic to Conor who catches it, leaving him wide open for a Superkick to the chin! Billy: Oh what a shot! Chris Avery: Max with a Superkick to Conor!
Max wastes no time. He rolls out of the ring, walking towards Tracy. He shoves her off her chair, sending her to the floor. Chris Avery: Oh come now! What the hell was that for?!
Max grabs her chair, folding it up and approaching the ring. He slides under the bottom rope with the chair in hand. He stands up, waiting impatiently as Conor reaches his feet. Billy: Max with that chair! Conor's felt this before!
Conor turns around, and Max strikes. The chair careens off Conor's skull! He collapses back to the mat even as the crowd buries Max in boos. The camera readjusts and we can catch a stream of blood pouring down Conor's forehaed. Chris Avery: What a headshot! And now Conor is busted open!
Max unfolds the chair. He sets it down and its in it, staring with a smirk on his face down at a writing Conor. After a bit, the smirk cuts to a scowl. Max picks up Conor by his tie, dragging him into a seated position in the nearby corner. Chris Avery: Oh man, we've seen this before on David Hunter!
Max grabs the steel chair, folding it back up and placing it in between the middle and bottom ropes, right in front of Conor's still bleeding face. Billy: This is definitely gonna hurt!
Max takes a few steps back. With another middle finger to his victim, he charges, hitting a Superkick to the chair that is sent right into Conor's head! Chris Avery: Oh god! We need EMTs out here! Billy: SHITFIRE what a shot!
Max kicks the dented chair away, sending it out of the ring. With his right hand, he grabs one of the mics. With his left hand, he grabs Conor's tie. He steps back, pulling Conor out of the corner and tentatively onto his knees. Chris Avery: NOW what?!
Max shakes his head, grabbing Conor's collar and forcing him to his feet. Max stares into Connor's eyes a few moments, turning the mic on and raising it up. Before he can even speak or the crowd can respond, Conor sends a left jab to Max's chin! Billy: He's still alive!
Max drops the mic, but ducks a right haymaker! With Conor reeling from the miss, he is wide open for a kick to the balls! Billy: An Attack to the Groinal Region! Chris Avery: Yes, that IS Just a Kick to the Dick!
Conor collapses into a now fuming Max. With a shake of his head, he grabs Conor in a dragon sleeper hold. He stares up at the hard camera. Chris Avery: Oh god...
Max sends a middle finger all around. One to his left, one to his right, one behind him, and one last emphatic one towards the hard cam before hitting a leaping dragon sleeper backstabber, aka...! Chris Avery: And a Devil Trigger to cement it!
Conor collapses to the mat as his security guards and EMTs enter the ring. Max rolls out, grabbing his hooded jacket. He begins to walk up the ramp, ignoring the fans' boos and the head doctor who tries to stop him. Max doesn't look back once, meaning that Conor's downed and bleeding body is the last we see before heading to a commercial. Chris Avery: Conor got what he wished! Billy: But not what he wanted. Chris Avery: These two are gonna meet-up once again in Las Vegas! In roughly two weeks it's Conor McGregor vs. Max Daemon II! No Disqualifications! Who the hell's walkin away from this the winner?!
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 20:20:18 GMT -5
Mexican Nightmares vs. Ash Blake & Johnny Bacchus
When we return, the Mexican Nightmares are already in the ring, with Insano on the apron and Kodi Cia eagerly jumping in place. Tracy: The following contest is a tag team match! In the ring, hailing from Mexico City, they are the Mexican Nightmares, Kodi Cia and Insano! There’s an appreciative applause from the crowd. Then the opening drum roll of “Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger hits the PA to a mixed reception! The curtain parts, and Johnny Bacchus walks out. The hood of his black sweatshirt is pulled up, a black bandana covers the lower half of his face, and he has a black baseball bat slung over his shoulder. Tracy Wolfson: And their opponents! Making his way to the ring first, from Oakland, California… “The Rascal King” Johnny Bacchus! Bacchus slides off the hood and pulls down the bandana to a mixed reception. His eyes dart around the arena before coming back to his opponents in the ring. He twirls the bat in his hand before slinging it back over his shoulder, whistling along with his theme as he proceeds down the ramp. Chris Avery: There are few changes more dramatic than what this young man has undergone over the past several months, isn’t that right, Billy?Billy: Just seein’ his mask slip more and more, Chris. Showin’ his true colors.Chris Avery: Do you really think this newfound intensity – this darker and more blase streak we’ve seen from the Rascal King – do you really think this is who he’s been all along?Billy: I do, Chris. And I ain’t alone in that. A lot of Bacchus skeptics are feelin’ really happy right now.At the base of the ring, Johnny leans the bat against the ring steps and pulls off the hoodie and a black t-shirt underneath. He slides into the ring, climbs the turnbuckle in his corner, and looks around to the generally negative reaction of the crowd. He gives a small smirk but doesn’t react or engage in any other way. Falling back into the corner, he waits. The distorted guitar that opens Rilo Kiley's "Jenny, You're Barely Alive" blares over the PA system as the house lights die, the ActionTron displaying nothing as a lone spotlight focuses on the stage. Chris Avery: Well I think a lot of Bacchus true believers lay the blame solely at the feet of this woman.Billy: Well she definitely ain’t a saint.As Jenny Lewis' vocals come in, Ash Blake emerges from behind the curtain to the center of the spotlight with an unsteady gait. The spotlight follows her as she half-stumbles, half-sways down the ramp, distant gaze fixed on the center of the ring as around her the jeering of the crowd goes in one ear — literally. Tracy Wolfson: And his partner, from Cottonwood Falls, Kansas! Standing five feet, seven inches tall and weighing in tonight at one hundred, twenty-five pounds… Ash Blake! The crowd hurls another wave of jeers at the mention of her name as she pauses for a moment at the base of the ring stairs. Shaking her head and inhaling deep, she gingerly ascends the stairs and takes to the corner as "Jenny, You're Barely Alive" slowly fades out and the house lights slowly come back to life. Her and Johnny exchange a wordless look. Chris Avery: A lotta people still can’t make heads or tails of this team. Johnny Bacchus has been unusually tight-lipped on his motivations.Billy: S’a first for him.Chris Avery: But it’s undeniable that these two have demonstrated a commitment to one another. If Johnny Bacchus has taken a reputation hit in his affiliation with Ash Blake, she’s taken a literally hit for her affiliation with him at the hands of Affluenza. I think we can say for certain that this team isn’t a short-term plan.As the bell rings, Kodi Cia wastes no time charging at Johnny Bacchus! Billy: SHITFIRE!!!Chris Avery: KING’S DEAD! IN THE OPENING SECONDS OF THIS MATCH, JOHNNY BACCHUS JUST TOOK KODI CIA’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT KICK!On the ground, Johnny rolls from his stomach to his back before kipping up. The crowd reacts with shock – equal parts boos and cheers howling throughout the arena as Johnny saunters back to his corner. He leans back against the turnbuckle as Ash tags him on the shoulder. She leaps over the top rope, and the two stalk towards the downed Kodi Cia, circling him like sharks. Chris Avery: This match must’ve seemed like a dream opportunity for the Mexican Nightmares. I think they’re regretting it now.Johnny stands over Kodi Cia, pulling him up by his arms and shoulders in a position not unlike a Steiner Recliner. Ash charges forward and delivers a gnarly shin kick to Cai’s head, dropping him back to the mat. The crowd reaction becomes decidedly negative as Ash looks down emotionlessly at her opponent. On the apron, Insano screams angrily at her, and slowly, her head rises and her eyes fall upon him. Billy: Oh man, this poor kid just put himself in the firing line. Rookie mistake.Ash reaches down to clutch Kodi Cia’s wrist and drags him over to his partner’s corner. Like a hunting dog retrieving a kill, she drops him at his partner’s feet and smiles. Reluctantly, Insano tags in. Chris Avery: Let’s see if he fares any better!Insano enters the ring cautiously, hopping back and forth with nervous energy as he moves around Ash. She keeps her eyes on him, almost expectant of his engagement. When he approaches for a lock-up, she accepts. Insano is immediately able to use his superior size and weight to walk her back, but when he attempts to drive her into the corner, Blake slips under his arms and steps behind him. He crashes into the turnbuckle, no longer any resistance to his momentum. He turns around, startled before rushing with a clothesline! Chris Avery: Incredible vertical leap there by the former Action Wrestling Champion! Blake has just completely vaulted Insano!As Insano hits the ropes, Ash drops to the mat. Insano trips, falling face-first, and Blake immediately rolls around and grabs his leg to cinch in an ankle lock! Insano yelps in pain and scrambles for the ropes, able to grab them through seeming no resistance by Blake! Billy: Was that?Chris Avery: I think so, Billy! A little shot at one of their rivals.Over in his corner, Kodi Cia leaps over the ropes! He runs to engage Ash and defend his partner, but Blake takes him out with a dropkick to the knees! Johnny Bacchus enters the ring in pursuit, grabbing Cia in a gutwrench before hoisting the luchador up and burying him with a piledriver! Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!Billy: THAT’S A GODDAMN UGLY MOVE!Blake and Bacchus turn to Insano, who pulls himself up using the ropes. Bacchus lifts Ash from behind and tosses her in the air, aiding her in a Shooting Star backflip before she catches Insano with the Chapter 11! Chris Avery: AND THAT’S BALL GAME!Ash goes for the pin! Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!! “Jenny, You’re Barely Alive” by Rilo Kiley hits as Ash sits up. Johnny looms over her. Tracy Wolfson: And here are your winners – the team of Ash Blake and Johnny Bacchus! Chris Avery: A dazzling display of teamwork here, as well as a vicious lack of mercy.Billy: I’ll say, Chris. This team started shaky, but they’re firing on all cylinders now. And that could spell bad news for their competition at Evolution.The duo make their way up the ramp, Bacchus with the bat slung over his shoulder. At the stage they pause and look back at the ring, sly and confident smiles on their faces.
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 20:21:43 GMT -5
Backstage With Mason!
Mason is pumping some iron and he rolls his eyes as Jayson Price walks up. The crowd cheers. Jayson Price: Finally, I found you!Mason Jones: Whats going on, Price?Jayson Price: You tell me! I've been looking for you for weeks. You text me to check in on me, but every time I check in on you, you're nowhere to be found!Mason Jones: Look..Mason sighs. Mason Jones: A year ago, we got pretty close, Price and I proposed to you. It was dumb. I thought you and I shared the same feelings, but I was wrong. On top of it, I was wrong in front of thousands of people in the arena and millions watching at home and when it was our turn to step up in the tag team division the week after at Evolution last year, you didn't show up cause you drank yourself into a coma.Jayson Price: But Ma-Mason Jones: Nah, man, all that was on me because I was wrong and thats okay. I made a mistake, but sometimes I just need some space. I'm trying to figure things out still and ya know what? I want to be a great wrestler. I look at you, you're in the WCF Hall of Fame, you're a decorated World Champion, you're one of the greatest to ever do it! I was always a fan of you, and always will be, and I just want to be good like you. I think its time I put in the work. That's all.Jayson Price: I think you're a good wrestler, Mason.Mason Jones: Thanks, I just don't need you to prop me up because you feel you need to.Jayson Price: No, Mason, that's not true!Mason Jones: Today is the end of your Sober-Buddy too. It's been a year. You don't need me anymore. You're doing fine with your sobriety so we're all good. Jayson Price: Mase, come on..Mason Jones: Price, it's fine. You don't have to be tied down to me anymore. I get it. I see now. Thanks for being a friend.Mason taps Price on the shoulder and then walks out of the scene. We're left with Price thinking about Mason as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 30, 2022 20:22:06 GMT -5
Elijah Martin vs. “Sexy Bond” Gold Finger
Billy: Welcome back to CanadaClash and Sexy Bond is in the ring!He's posing around the ring getting the crowd hype. A ring of fire appears at the top of the entrance way in the midst of a blackout in the arena, as “The Other Side” by Alter Bridge hits the speakers. About 30 seconds into the song, Elijah Martin slowly rises through the ring of fire in a full length black jacket, purple and black wrestling tights and all black leather wrestling boots. Once he completes his rise to the stage, Elijah takes a few steps out of the fire ring and into a purple spotlight. Then the beat drops and as Martin extends his arms out to embrace the hatred from the fans, a set of pyro goes off and the fire extinguishes behind him. Elijah makes the slow, methodical walk to the ring, eventually climbing the ring steps and stepping inside the squared circle. As another purple spotlight shines in the middle of the ring, Martin steps in and after a few seconds, extends his arms again and pyro goes off from the ring posts, causing the house lights to finally come up. Chris Avery: This match should be good!DING DING DING Sexy Bond runs and jumps for a crossbody but Martin hits a powerslam! He covers! One! Sexy Bond kicks out and Martin get to his feet kicking Bond in the head! Bond stumbles around and then Martin hits the PROLOGUE! Billy: ITS OVER!Martin covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: ELIJAH MARTIN WINS!Chris Avery: AND HE HAS A HUGE CBS MA WAIT WIAT WIATIIAT!-Just then Kemp slides into the ring and picks up Martin on his shoulders.. Billy: JUSTICE!Martin gets out of it and shoves Kemp away but JASON CASHE, THE CBS CHAMPION IS IN THE RING! HE GOES TO SMASH THE TITLE OVER KEMPS HEAD! KEMP DUCKS AND CASHE RUNS INTO MARTIN WHO PICKS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS.. Billy: SUDDEN DEATH!CASHE GRABS THE ROPES AND FLIPS OVER THEM AND LANDS ON THE APRON AND GETS OUT OF THE RING AS MARTIN AND KEMP LOOK AT EACH OTHER! Billy: THESE THREE!! WHAT A CBS TITLE MATCH THATS GOING TO BE!Chris Avery: I CANT WAIT!! CASHE! MARTIN! KEMP! FOR THE CBS TITLE!!Billy: EVOLUTION 5 IS JUST WEEKS AWAY! EXCITING TIMES!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 31, 2022 0:39:02 GMT -5
A Legend Returns for Evolution Season!
The shot opens on the announce desk with Billy and Chris. Billy: One of my FAVORITE parts of Evolution Season is that we get to see some familiar faces make appearances, and tonight, Chris, we have one of my all-time favorites at ringside!Chris Avery: Absolutely, Billy! We’re gonna throw it to our colleague Jade Riley who is standing by with Action Wrestling LEGEND, Randy Buster. Jade, take it away. The shot shifts to Jade Riley standing on the ringside of the crowd barrier beside Randy Buster standing on the crowd side of it. The crowd in attendance watches the interview on the tron, and is eating up Buster’s presence, cheering wildly for the old timer. Jade Riley: Randy, first and foremost, let me be the one to welcome you back to Monday Night Clash! Buster’s eyes well up just a bit and he takes a second to respond. Randy Buster: Thank you, Jade. Thank you. Thank you! Thank you!!! I… I have missed this!Buster dabs at a tear away from his eye. Jade Riley: To what do we owe the honor, sir?Randy Buster: Well, Jade, I just can’t imagine anywhere in the world that I’d rather be than RIGHT HERE, RINGSIDE for the last Clash before the BIGGEST SHOW in the HISTORY of this company. To be a first hand witness to everything the INCREDIBLE men and women of Action Wrestling have to offer the BEST FANS IN THE WORLD… I just wouldn’t miss it for anything Jade. I really love…The crowd’s reaction turns sour and Jade’s face reflects confusion as she pulls the mic away for a second. Jade Riley: Chris? Billy? What’s…Billy: OH DAMN IT! HERE COMES THAT SCOUNDREL DiVITO!The shot shifts to reveal Dandy marching down the entrance ramp toward the ring. Chris Avery: God. Imagine the lack of respect someone would have to have to interrupt a legend like Buster in an interview like this!Dandy walks around the ring toward Jade and Buster and he stands next to Jade menacingly. Jade looks at him nervously as he towers over her. Dandy DiVito: Whatchu waitin’ for, Jade? Keep interviewin’ the man. He didn’t come all the way out here for you to ignore his old ass, Jesus…Buster looks at Dandy with disdain, and Dandy takes notice. Dandy DiVito: What, old man? You ok with this dumb fuck just forgettin’ you exist in YOUR fuckin’ interview? Goddamn. I hope that when the day comes that I hang up my fuckin’ Jordans that I don’t make the mistake you did an’ hang up my fuckin’ BALLS too!Buster grabs Dandy by the shirt and Jade panics as she bails on the interview. Dandy reacts by pulling Buster up over the crowd barrier to the dismay of everyone else in the arena. Billy: DON’T YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON BUSTER, YOU SUMBITCH! Dandy whips Buster into the ring apron, and Buster sells it like Dandy broke him in half. The crowd EXPLODES in negative energy. Crowd: FUCK YOU DAN-DY! **CLAP-CLAP-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP** FUCK YOU DAN-DY! **CLAP-CLAP-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP** FUCK YOU DAN-DY! **CLAP-CLAP-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP** FUCK YOU DAN-DY! **CLAP-CLAP-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP**Dandy grabs Buster and lifts the legend up high before allowing gravity to bring Buster down chest first against the ring apron. Chris Avery: My god! I could hear the air escape Buster on that impact!Dandy grabs Buster from the ground and throws Buster into the ring before grabbing a mic and rolling in himself as well. Billy: What’s he gonna do to Buster, Chris?! DO SOMETHING! STOP HIM! Chris Avery: Billy, that’s not the kind of man Buster is! He wouldn’t want anyone to fight his battles! Dandy holds the mic to his mouth as he lords over Buster who is gasping to catch his breath. Dandy DiVito: At Evolution 5, I gotta take the fuckin’ trash out, right? Now earlier tonight, I asked good ol’ Jilly Bean Park to help me out an’ teach me the 2021 Finisher of the Year, her Franklelock, and what’d that seabiscuit do? She tol’ me no! YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT?! So… I did what any good champ’ll do an’ I solved my own fuckin’ pro’lem. Dandy throws the mic down and grabs Buster’s right leg before wrapping the legend up in his own version of Jamie Noble’s “Trailer Hitch.” Billy: OH NO!Chris Avery: This move puts a tremendous strain on the victim’s ankle and calf muscle, Billy!Billy: HE’S GONNA BREAK BUSTER’S GODDAMN LEG, CHRIS! Dandy wrenches the hold and a pop is heard before Buster lets out a blood curdling scream and security pours into the ring to break up the assault. Billy: IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME! GET A DAMN MEDIC OUT HERE! BUSTER NEEDS SERIOUS HELP!Dandy breaks the hold leaving Buster in a destroyed mess on the mat as he scoots back and sits in the corner. Billy: IS THAT SON OF A BITCH LAUGHING?!Dandy sports a proud shit eating grin as he looks directly into the camera and shouts into the camera. Dandy DiVito: That shit just took out a goddamn LEGEND! Imagine what the fuck it’s gon’ do to you, Carter! Fuckin’ IMAGINE, bitch!Chris Avery: It looks like Dandy just showed the world his strategy for attacking Carter Shaw’s injured ankle! My god! What destruction! Such needless violence!Billy: Cut to commercial. Get that piece of shit off the air!The scene fades to commercial from a tight shot on Dandy’s maniacal, self-satisfied grin.
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Post by Action Reel on May 31, 2022 0:40:53 GMT -5
Joey Scala vs. Gerard Angelo(c) Billy: Welcome back to Clash and folks, this is a wild one!Chris Avery: Joey Scala with a huge opportunity!Billy: Scala about to be tested here, with the United States Champion Gerard Angelo!Scala comes out to his music and he looks determined, focused, ready. He comes down the ramp to some mild boos. Billy: Joey Scala has done some of the dirtiest, nastiest work for Angelo the last few months. Saving him in Havoc on multiple occasions and even helping him take out some of these contenders that Angelo will be facing at Evolution 5!Scala is in the ring and pulls on the ropes, stretching, ready. The lights go out in the arena and the sound of a synth starts playing. “I CAN’T STOP!” The lights start to flash as “STOP” repeats over and over from different speakers in the arena as the beat starts to build and then it drops. BOOM A small explosion of gold fireworks goes off “I CAN’T STOP!” The lights come back on as Kanye West’s voice serenades the people as they give loud boos (Accompanied by a small smattering of cheers) as Gerard Angelo is shown standing on stage, back to the crowd, the hood of his hoodie pulled up, right arm raised above his head at an angle, one finger extended. The United States Championship is draped over his shoulder, the face plate exposed to the camera. He throws his hood back with the same hand and spins around to the crowd, arms extended, like he’s absorbing another wave of booing, a cocky smirk etched across his face as he lifts the US title, holding it over his head with one hand, surveying the crowd behind his trademark sunglasses. Gerard adjust the strap, resting it on his shoulder. He makes his way down to the ring slowly, brushing off fans and taunting them. Tracy Wolfson: From Hollywood, California, weighing in at 225 lbs, he is the United States Champion, "The Living Legend", GERRRRRARD ANGELOOOOOOOOO! He stops at the ring stairs and slaps the top step before climbing them, and walking to the center of the ring apron. Angelo surveys the arena crowd once more, holding up the US title again to another round of boos, before slipping through the middle and top rope into the ring. He walks to the opposite ring post, leaping up onto the second turnbuckle. Gerry points to the crowd before unzipping his hoodie, which gets more than a few ladies in the audience to scream out, before pulling it off and pretending to toss it to the fans, before just dropping it on the floor with a smirk. "The Hollywood Hero" hops down and removes his trademark sunglasses, placing them in the corner neatly before he he gives the title a kiss before handing it to the time keeper. Gerard leans back against the turnbuckles, mouthing off to the fans as he starts to stretch. Billy: Well, here we go!DING DING DING Angelo and Scala circle around the ring once... the crowd anticipating! Billy: Scala wants a shot! A huge opportunity here for him!Angelo and Scala trash talking.. They stop circling and stand in place.. Scala steps forward and Angelo does as well.. The two go face to face.. Billy: HERE WE GO!Angelo pokes Scala AND HE GOES DOWN! Chris Avery: OH GOD DAMN IT!Angelo hops up and down and covers! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Angelo gets up and celebrates like it's the biggest win as Scala gets up laughing.. Billy: JESUS CHRIST! OF COURSE! OF .. COURSE!Angelo and Scala get up and the two embrace as Scala is laughing and Angelo holds up the United States Championship.. The crowd is booing when The drums of "Call Me" by Blondie blast through the arena speakers as Ruby Goldhirsch emerges from behind the curtain to a modest pop from the Toronto crowd. She takes a moment to bask in the warm reception before making her way down the ramp. Billy: You have to wonder how many more times she can try this stunt.Chris Avery: Well, it seems like her perseverance has endeared her to the crowd!She climbs into the ring and gestures for a microphone from a ringside assistant. Taking the mic in her hand, she pauses for a moment before bringing it to her lips. A coy smirk dots her lips. Billy: Why is Ruby coming out here? The US Champion and Scala are still in the ring! Ruby Goldhirsch: Bonjour, Toronto! Enchantée!A pop. A beat. Her expression is just the slightest hint less bashful. Ruby Goldhirsch: It's been a little more than a month since I first introduced myself to you all. I know! I can hardly believe it either; time flies. But I've learned quite a few lessons in the last month. Perhaps no lesson so pointed as the one I learned last week.Another beat. Her smirk falters for a moment. Ruby Goldhirsch: Merci, Monsieur Adams. I don't know quite what lesson I should have taken away from our encounter — maybe something about lowering expectations for the people you admire. But I know the one I did: unchecked optimism invariably leads to heartbreak. And I may be naive, but I'm not stupid.Billy: I don't know if I like where this is going.An uneasy murmur overtakes the audience as Ruby shakes her head. Ruby Goldhirsch: I can see why this business produces so many cynics. And while I aspire not to become one of them, maybe I should be more realistic. Respect, admiration, these are of course important, but at the end of the day, this is a results-based industry, isn't it?She sighs. Ruby Goldhirsch: And who else has done nothing but produce ever since the first day he set in this company?A nervous anticipation builds over the crowd. Ruby Goldhirsch: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce my first client — DISRUPT's first client: GERARD ANGELO!The crowd ERUPTS with boos at the mention of Angelo's name, turning on Ruby in an instant. Billy: Shitfire!Chris Avery: She's gotta be kidding!Angelo and Scala look at each other. Billy: WELL THIS IS SHOCKING!Scala grabs a microphone as Angelo adjusts his US Championship on his shoulder and takes the mic from Joey! Gerard Angelo: However, I refuse to share my spotlight with a bottom feeder like you.Ruby’s eyes go wide and her smile fades. Gerard Angelo: So my answer is nahhhh.Ruby Goldhirsch: Wait wait wait a second!She flails wildly with her arms, flashing puppy dog eyes to try and keep Gerard's attention. He rolls his eyes but reluctantly indulges. Ruby Goldhirsch: I'm sure you weren't paying attention when I made my first appearance—Gerard Angelo: Get to the point.His eyes narrow. Ruby Goldhirsch: The point is, I feel like I've come so far already. The first person I tried to court refused to even come near me. He was convinced that I was going to kick him in the balls and use him to reveal the real client, whatever that meant.Ruby's smile returns to her face. Ruby Goldhirsch: It's crazy, isn't it? I wouldn't dream of attacking you.
A lightbulb appears to go off in Gerard's head as the crowd suddenly bursts into a wave of cheers... AND PYRO BLASTS OFF!! THE ACTIONTRON SAYS "JOLEE" HER MUSIC BLASTING OVER THE SPEAKERS AND TORONTO GOES FUCKING INSAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEE Chris Avery: ITS TATIANA JOLEE!!Billy: SHITFIREE!!!Jolee walks straight down the ramp as Scala, the pitbull he is, runs and slides out of the ring! Scala runs up the ramp but Jolee hits a back body drop on the ICE COLD STEEL RAMP!! Billy: SHITFIRE SHITFIRE!Jolee runs and slides into the ramp and Angelo has the Championship belt and swings it towards her head! SHE DUCKS! HE TURNS AROUND! JOLEE WITH A CODEBREAKER!! ANGELO BOUNCES OFF HER KNEES ONTO THE CANVAS!! Billy: JOLEE JUST PUT THE UNITED STATES CHAMPION DOWN!!Chris Avery: JOLEE!! JOLEE!!The Canadian crowd goes insane for Jolee as she turns and looks at Ruby. She lowers the mic and offers a handshake to Tatiana, who accepts. The crowd explodes. Chris Avery: Does this mean what I think it does?Billy: It just might, Chris!Jolee bends down and picks up the United States Championship... TORONTO ERUPTS AGAIN AS JOLEE HOLDS IT UP!! Billy: JOLEE IS THE CLIENT FOR RUBY AND DISRUPT!!Chris Avery: AND AT EVOLUTION 5 SHE VERY WELL MAY BE THE NEXT UNITED STATES CHAMPION!!Billy: OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS OVATION!!Jolee is fired the fuck up as she drops the US title belt on Angelo and exits the ring with Ruby! The duo are together as they head up the ramp! Billy: CANADACLASH HAS BEEN AWESOME!!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 31, 2022 0:43:05 GMT -5
Whoa, Boy, What's This?
A car pulls up and comes to a speedy stop in the parking garage! The cameras catch up to it as D-Day pops out of the drivers seat in a hoodie and dark jeans! The Toronto crowd go crazy! Slickie T hangs back as he steps out of the passenger side of the car! He's coaching D-Day on as Slickie stays put! D-Day walks up into a group of AW staff/employees and is asking where Bozo is! He grabs one by the shirt but none of them know! Billy: D-Day is here!! He's looking for Bozo!Chris Avery: We saw D-Day burn down the church where The Circus and Bozo did their bidding!D-Day finds a few more guys and is asking where The Circus is, or Bozo, but no one has a clue! D-Day is walking down the hallways banging on the walls and doors asking for where he is but no one has an answer! Billy: He wants his hands on Bozo!Chris Avery: I haven't heard or seen Bozo since last week!D-Day gets to the gorilla position and is asking Pasternak and head producer Ryan Daniels but no one has an answer again! D-Day brushes them off and grabs a microphone and walks through the curtain out onto the stage! Billy: HES OUT HERE NOW!The crowd pops as D-Day begins to yell into the microphone! Donald Deruty: WHERE ARE YOU BOZO!? COME ON YOU SON OF A BITCH! LETS DO THIS! Chris Avery: D-Day is fired up!Donald Deruty: I BURNED DOWN YOUR CHURCH, COME ON, TRY AND ATTACK ME!D-Day continues walking down the ramp and then rolls into the ring! Donald Deruty: WHERE ARE YOOUUU??All of a sudden white noise hits the ActionTron and then the ActionTron comes into view and it's Bozo staring at the screen. The crowd boos as D-Day stops. Bozo: You and I could have been unstoppable, Donnie.The crowd boos. Donald Deruty: AN-The microphone shuts off as Bozo smiles. Bozo: Don't underestimate the power I have, Donnie.D-Day is tapping on the microphone before throwing it down. Billy: Did Bozo just cut the mic out!?Chris Avery: I THINK SO! WHAT THE HELL!? BOZO ISN'T EVEN HERE!Bozo: You and I, side by side, shoulder to shoulder, Donnie. We could have been a true force in Action Wrestling. We would have taken everything, we could have had it all.. Donny.. YOU could have had it all.Bozo sucks his bottom lip in frustration.. Bozo: But then you went and did something stupid. You had to side with your brother, the one who keeps you dragged down, the one who hangs on to your leg in the deep end from the bottom of the pool and then you wonder with every drop of water that you swallow why you're drowning. He's your biggest enemy and you're going to find out soon.D-Day continues to yell from inside the ring at the ActionTron as Bozo just smiles. Bozo: You now have to pay for what you have done, Donny. You have to face the consequences of doing something so vile, so dark.. and you won't like the outcome. D-Day stops and stares at the ActionTron. Bozo: I will be in Las Vegas at Evolution 5. The spot where you and I would have taken over the world will now be the spot where you're taken.. out.Bozo grabs the camera he's talking into and steps back and then turns it towards something/someone behind him. The camera focus in and it's THE CIRCUS GRABBING SLICKIE T AND THROWING PUNCHES! Billy: WAIT A MINUTE!?D-Day panics and exits the ring! They throw Slickie T into the trunk of the car and Bozo just laughs as the camera is dropped.. We can see feet moving towards the car as Bozo hops in and the car screeches off! D-Day rushes through gorilla position, and through the hallway and gets to the parking garage! Chris Avery: THERE!The car is pulling away as D-Day rushes to his car with the passenger side door open! Billy: THEY JUST KIDNAPPED SLICKIE T!! Chris Avery: BOZO SAID HE'LL BE AT EVOLUTION IN LAS VEGAS! THIS IS GOING TO EVOLUTION!? Billy: D-DAY AND BOZO AT EVOLUTION!! MY GOD!The scene fades out as D-Day leans his head on his car.
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Post by Action Reel on May 31, 2022 0:43:49 GMT -5
Teo Blaze vs. Freya
We come back to CanadaClash and Freya is in the ring ready to rock and roll! The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message: Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set. Then, without warning, the static is consumed by a smiling, dark red face as the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant the flames fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze. He wears a bright red and gold mask over his face, matching the face that appeared on the tron moments ago. He turns towards the ring, his head hanging slightly to one side limply, even unnaturally, then slowly, he reaches up, and with his left hand...he removes the mask to reveal his face, an expression of wild abandon etched across it, a crooked smile showing a row of bright teeth. With a sinister laugh, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation- yet there is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, he holds out the mask in front of him with one hand, the smile on his face matching the mask's smile perfectly. Finally, he steps into the ring, stretching loosely and preparing for the match. Jimmy Garcia: Here we go! Big time Cruiserweight Match up!DING DING DING Freya comes for a clothesline but Teo lets her crash into the turnbuckles! He grabs her and hits a high-waisted German Suplex! Jimmy Garcia: That one folds her up!Katta Pult: Oh man!Teo gets up and powerslams Freya down on the mat as she rolls to the opposite corner, Teo is banging on that knee of his and calling for the end! Freya gets to her feet and charges but TEO HITS THE BLAZING KNEE! HE COVERS! ONE!! TWO!! THREE! DING DING DING TEO GETS UP AND IS BLASTED BY BRYAN BLAZE, JAMES PAYNE AND COUSIN HARPER!! Katta Pult: WHAT A W- OH MY GOD!! THE HERITAGE!! BLAZE ATTACKING TEO!!The crowd is cheering wildly for the Canadian heros and Canadian Champion just going to town on Teo! The crowd boos as Andre Jenson is rushing down the ramp! Jimmy Garcia: HERE COMES JENSON!He slides in and hits Harper with a few strikes before hitting a dropkick! The crowd boos as Romeo is coming down the ramp too! Katta Pult: NOW ITS A PARTY!Romeo slides in and stops Payne from attacking Jenson and hits a neckbreaker taking him down! Harper gets out of the ring as Romeo hits Payne through the ropes and out of the ring too! Jimmy Garcia: THIS IS-Romeo turns around and Bryan Blaze hits Romeo into Andre! Teo is getting up as Romeo and Jenson are trading insults! Bryan Blaze is standing right behind Romeo laughing as Jenson goes for a clothesline but Romeo ducks and Blaze moves out of the way and Jenson clotheslines Teo down!! GASP! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!Teo holds his face and is checking his jaw and gets back to his feet and Romeo yells at Jenson.. Blaze rolls out of the ring laughing as Andre turns around and hits a right hand on Romeo!! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!!Romeo shoves Andre back and Teo goes for a right hand but the right hand connects to Andre! Andre turns around and is like WTFMATE and Teo is trying to explain and Romeo just looks on.. They all look at Blaze who is slowly walking back up the ramp.. Jimmy Garcia: THESE FOUR ARE GOING TO GET IT ON IN HELL IN A CELL FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!Katta Pult: WHICH MAKES ONE THING VERY CLEAR.. TEO AND ANDRE CAN'T STAND TOGETHER THE WHOLE NIGHT... BUT THE HERITAGE CAN'T GET IN!! BRYAN BLAZE WILL BE ON HIS OWN!We see the four superstars before we cut to a commercial.
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