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Post by Action Reel on May 16, 2022 18:39:26 GMT -5
The opening siren to “Indestructible” by Disturbed blasts throughout TD Garden as the fans shower boos on the CANADIAN Cruiserweight Champion, Bryan Blaze, as he walks onto the stage with the Championship belt draped over his right shoulder. Flanked by Cousin Harper and James Payne, they proceed down the ramp without hesitation. Jimmy Garcia: Looks like we are starting out our show with the CRUISERWEIGHT Champion, Bryan Blaze.Katta Pult: And THE HERITAGE, Jimmy! And its the CANADIAN Cruiserweight Champion, ya hoser!Jimmy Garcia: You're an American icon, an American hero!Katta Pult: I know, I know!Jimmy Garcia: We know Joey Bunga was supposed to kick off CruiserClash with his huge announcement, but we have Bryan Blaze our Champion instead!Blaze and The Heritage slowly walk down the ramp, as they are pelted with garbage from the rabid Boston crowd, but they seem unbothered. Cousin Harper opens the ropes open for Blaze to step through, as James Payne scurries around the ring to retrieve a microphone for the Champion. As the crowd continues to fiercely boo his presence, Blaze keeps a shit-eating grin on his face. As Payne hands him the microphone, the music fades out. Bryan Blaze: Well, well, well… as classy as ever, Bawston!More boos and garbage flies towards the ring. Blaze seems entertained by the spectacle. Bryan Blaze: I get it, really, I do. You are all angry. I would be too! But you are directing your anger in all the wrong places! It’s not me that’s the problem, it’s not us that are the issue.Jimmy Garcia: Bryan Blaze is so full of crap!Bryan Blaze: I would be angry too. ALL of your CruiserClash heroes have either moved on to Clash, or they have FAILED you. Teo Blaze FAILED you. Andre Jenson FAILED you. Romeo Finet FAILED you. I told you all when I arrived in Action Wrestling that I was hear to save Canadian Wrestling. I also said I was here to save CruiserClash from itself. Most of you assumed I was finished when I ripped this title from the grasps of Teo Blaze. But that couldn’t be further from the truth. That was merely the beginning. There is STILL much work to be done!The crowd boos! Bryan Blaze: There is, however, the issue of a challenger. That MORON Joey Bunga thought it was cute to setup that triple threat between Teo, Jenson, and Finet. Well, what happened? Hmm?
I’ll tell you what happened. The same thing that happens ANYTIME someone has stood against The Heritage. They got beat. They got dismantled. They got DESTROYED.The crowd boos as Blaze just smiles. Bryan Blaze: I have left all notable challengers laying at my feet. As far as I see it, there is no notable challenger to name. And quite frankly, the fans don’t DESERVE a CANADIAN Cruiserweight Championship match at Evolution!The crowd boos but Joey Bunga's theme hits and the crowd pops! Blaze grits his teeth as he turns to the stage and Bunga moonwalks through the curtain.. Jimmy Garcia: Well, I think Joey Bunga had enough didn't he!Katta Pult: I believe he did! Bunga turns and holds his arm up with the mic and the crowd is cheering as his music fades out. Bryan Blaze: JOE-Joey Bunga: IGHT! IGHT! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!The three slang words stop Blaze talking as the crowd cheers! Joey Bunga: I had this time marked for me to make my huge announcement for Evolution 5 regarding YOUR Championship... and I was leaning a certain way, I was leaning an exact way.. but then I heard ya say some DUMB ISH!The crowd cheers! Joey Bunga: So now I'm leaning the other way bruh, I'm leaning OTHA way bruh, so this is it! AT EVOLUTION 5!..The crowd cheers as Bunga gets set! Joey Bunga: You will defend THAT CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.. Against ROMEO FINET!The crowd cheers! Joey Bunga: AND ANDRE JENSON!The crowd cheers! Joey Bunga: AND TEO BLAZZZEEE!!THE CROWD ERUPTS! Joey Bunga: IN A FOUR WAY CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!Bryan Blaze is stomping his feet as Heritage hold onto him in the ring. Joey Bunga is just smiling.. Joey Bunga: THATS HOW I DROP THAT DUUUUUECE!Bunga drops the microphone and moonwalks and spins around doing more Michael Jackson dances as Blaze and Heritage are going insane in the ring! Jimmy Garcia: A FOUR WAY MATCH AT EVOLUTION! YA GOTTA LOVE IT!Katta Pult: ROMEO! ANDRE! TEO! BRYAN! WHAT A CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH!We fade to our first commercial break
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Post by Action Reel on May 16, 2022 18:41:01 GMT -5
We Come Back To Bungas Office!
We head backstage where we see Joey Bunga making his way down the hallway. Eventually, he gets to his office, tip-tapping away on his phone. Eventually, he opens the door. His distraction in his cellular device leads him not to notice his desk is overturned or his office chair is upside-down and into the wall. A few plants are smashed with dirt spreading on the carpet. A shelf his broken with books ripped apart and a picture frame is cracked and on the floor. Joey, in his obvious distraction, attempts to sit in his chair. When his ass hits the carpet, he is confused. He puts his phone away long enough to notice the chaos and destruction in his office. He gets to his feet. Joey Bunga: What the hell...?
Just as he starts to pick up his office chair, Doc Knockem steps into frame. Joey turns around and notices the big man. Joey Bunga: Ah...so we're at the stage huh?
Doc cracks his knuckles. Joey cracks his neck, raising a fist. Doc then reaches into his suit jacket, pulling a series of papers. Joey is confused, even as Doc hands them over. Joey takes them in his hand, noticing the first page and letting out an annoyed and hateful groan. Doc Knockem: Joey Bunga...on be half of my client Roddy Zalez and his tag team partner, Kitsumi, known collectively as The Rulers of Our Kind...we've had the best lawyers of Tampa, Florida draw up this lawsuit here. Consider yourself served Joey. Joey Bunga: No shit, sherlock! Doc Knockem: Don't shoot the messenger, bud. The terms are quite clear: provide my client and his tag team partner with what they are due, or we will take you to court. Joey Bunga: And what the fuck do they think they are owed, huh? They've both had their shots individually and LOST. They have another shot at Evolution V in MY match. They had their shot together and lost that too.
Doc shakes his head, scratching his chest a few times. Doc Knockem: They want the titles they never lost handed back to them. Roddy wants a one-on-one match with Havoc. Kitsumi? Well...that's where your choice comes in. Either give her the CBS Title match at Evolution V, or...have her added to the Omega or Women's Title matches. These are the demands.
Joey shakes his head. Joey Bunga: Get the fuck outta my office.
With one last nod, Doc exits, leaving Joey alone to look through his papers. Joey Bunga: Fuck...
We then cut to the next segment.
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Post by Action Reel on May 16, 2022 18:41:37 GMT -5
Dre Dre Tolliver vs. Aphriya Adler vs. Kitsumi
Jimmy Garcia: We’ve got a Cruiserweight Triple-Threat match next! It even features one half of the Cruiserweight tag champions!Katta Pult: It also includes a member of Rulers of Our Kind, who are gearing up to take part in the Bunga Invitational at Evolution.Jimmy Garcia: And Dre Dre Tolliver.Katta Pult: They’re already in the ring, about to get this one underway.Jimmy Garcia: These three are ready for Action! Are you?Katta Pult: Good pun, Jimmy.The bell rings and Kitsumi and Aphriya Adler charge at each other, exchanging right hands. Tolliver sits back and watches with a smirk on his face. Aphriya starts getting the upper hand, seeing as how she’s a gifted striker, and after a clubbing forearm, she whips Kitsumi to the ropes. But Kitsumi comes flying back through the air and lands a spinning heel kick to Aphriya! Jimmy Garcia: The agility!Kitsumi doesn’t waste any time, moving in and hopping on her back, trying to lock on a choke. But Aphriya keeps her posture and solid defensive hand-fighting before judo throwing Kitsumi over her shoulder. She maintains a grip of the wrist and wrenches her arm, but Tolliver won’t let her score a quick submission - he flies in and connects with a dropkick to Aphriya’s face! Tolliver pulls Kitsumi up and flips her back down with a body slam, a quick leg drop over her neck in one quick motion. He hooks a leg. 1… 2… …but Aphriya dives in and axehandles him on the neck to break the count! Aphriya picks Dre up and whips him to the ropes, but Dre comes back in with a short arm lariat. Aphriya ducks underneath and connects with a roundhouse head kick that lands with a thud! Tolliver stumbles into Kitsumi, who drops him with a sidewalk slam! Now she makes a cover on Dre! 1… 2… …and Aphriya dives in with another axehandle to break up the pin! Jimmy Garcia: Everyone is looking for a quick finish here! Blink and you’ll miss it, someone could steal a win right out from under your nose!Katta Pult: Yeah this is some fast-paced Action–Jimmy Garcia: GOOD PUN!Katta Pult: –thank you, Jimmy.Aphriya lands another forearm to Kitsumi before whipping her to the ropes. She tosses Kitsumi over the top with a back body drop, but Kitsumi lands right on Dre’s ribs! Aphriya bounces up with a grin on her face, watching as Kitsumi pulls herself up with the ropes. She’s setting her up for the Night night superkick! She plants her foot and goes for it, but Kitsumi rolls out of the way just in time! She hits Aphriya with the first part of the Kitsumi Tsunami, the spinning back fist – connects with the second part, the spinning back elbow to Dre Dre Tolliver – and goes back back to Aphriya with the final part, the clothesline! Jimmy Garcia: Oh wow, she’s taking control of this on her own now!Katta Pult: She wants to put Aphriya away!Kitsumi grabs Aphriya by the legs and positions her neck under the middle rope, looking to decapitate her with a catapult! But Dre comes up from behind, wraps his arms around her waist, and drops her with a release german suplex! As Dre stalks Aphriya, she stumbles forward and he lifts her up into a spinebuster… but on the rotation, she kicks her legs up and locks him in the Sun Has Set triangle choke! Jimmy Garcia: Oh man! She can put him away with this right here!Katta Pult: Kitsumi is getting to her feet!DRE DRE STARTS TO TAPE!! DING DING DING Kitsumi stumbles down and slams her fist into the canvas for not making it in time! Jimmy Garcia: What a win for the Cruiserweight Tag Team Champion!Vebbins rushes down the ramp and slides into the ring and Aphable Azzumption continue celebrating! Katta Pult: The Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions have just been dominant as of late and they'll look to continue that dominance when its time for the Gaunlet match at Evolution 5!Jimmy Garcia: We're still not even sure how many tag teams are in that match, but we do know at least half a dozen so far!Katta Pult: Evolution 5 is shaping up to be a big night!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 16, 2022 18:42:55 GMT -5
EARLY SEGMENT
Jade Riley struts to ringside to a warm pop with only a smattering of catcalls audible. She stops by the railings of the front row, directly in line with the hard cam. A familiar fan stands behind her, beaming a childlike smile. Jade winks at him and lifts the mic to her lips. Jade Riley: We are privileged to meet so many of you incredible people, the AW Galaxy! Please welcome one of the most passionate AW fans I've ever had the pleasure of meeting, all the way from India... Raj Banerjee! Polite applause. Jade Riley: Raj, it's so nice you could fly all the way to the USA and join us tonight. We really appreciate all our fans. Action Wrestling always seeks to bring the action closer to YOU, the people. But there is a thing called 'too close', as you, Raj, can attest to from experience. Three weeks ago, on CruiserClash, you were given a controlled, heavily risk assessed in-ring opportunity as a promotion for your father's business, Banerjee Technology. However, two weeks ago, you overstepped your bounds. Your appearance was unauthorized and you got hurt.
Raj is still smiling and sticking his thumbs up like an idiot. Jade Riley: We're really sorry that happened to you. But fans, let that be a cautionary tale to you. If you're behind those barriers or, in Raj's case, you are backstage as a AW guest, do NOT make any attempt to get involved with our superstars. They are all highly trained but highly dangerous individuals. Let's run the footage. On the ActionTron, clips play from two consecutive weeks where Lázaro Vicente locks the unfortunate Raj in a Fujiwara Armbar and yells "TAP OR PASS". Raj stubbornly resists either option. When the footage cuts, the fans boo this attack on an innocent fan. Jade Riley: Raj, I am not victim blaming. You did not deserve this treatment! But it wouldn't have happened if you hadn't just stayed in your backstage lounge. Please tell everyone how terrible your experience was and what you'd advise anyone considering jumping these barriers or getting involved with these extremely tough athletes. Raj Banerjee: it was orrsum.actually i love it.i want more.can i have match tonig... She pulls the mic away from him.
Jade Riley: See. Only morons put themselves in harms way. Stay safe, beautiful beautiful people. Thank you AW Galaxy! Jade gets a mixed reaction which seems to sadden her. She mouths "sorry" to Raj as if she was just towing the company line. She leaves. Jimmy Garcia: I feel for Raj Banerjee getting humiliated and suffering injuries two weeks in a row at the hands of The Golden Idolo but agreed... if fans get involved with our wrestlers, we in no way can guarantee their safety. Plus it is a criminal offense, of course.
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Post by Action Reel on May 16, 2022 18:44:17 GMT -5
Previously recorded.
The screen fades into Jade Reilly. Jade: Hello, Action Wrestling fans, I'm on location here in Key West Florida, and my guests at this time are Red, White, and Bruised. Karlie, The world is still talking about last week, when Audrey Vebbins was a key factor in your victory last week.Karlie: What you saw last week was was a master class in old school wrestling, in both execution and shock value.Jade: No doubt, it definitely got under Azurine’s skin for sure, now we know you're a favorite to win the gauntlet match at Evolution.Nikola: No Jade we are the favorites and everyone knows it, we've seen teams come out of the woodwork like those Mexican Nightmares losers, and whomever those guys were that showed up last week, and we all saw what happened two weeks ago when Karlie destroyed Insano, why everyone knows we are the ones that will walk out of Evolution as Cruiserweight tag team champions. Jade: This week Jessie Lee and a mystery partner are taking on the Mexican Nightmares, so let me ask if you are either of you Jessie’s mystery partner. Karlie: Honestly Jessie could probably beat them by herself, but as to your question if Nikola or I are her partner well considering we’ve never spoken to Jessie Lee, you can just consider us not her mystery partner, but we’ll be watching to see whomever her partner is beat those developmental jobbers.Nikola: Exactly.Karlie smirks. Karlie: Didn’t see that coming did ya Azurine.Nikola: The road to Evolution has begun and any team that gets in our way between now and then, you may not make it to Evolution.Karlie: Luke 19:27: But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me.’” Nikola: What she said. Jade: Well we’re out of time, this is Jade Reilly for Action Wrestling, see you this Monday.
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Post by Action Reel on May 16, 2022 18:45:26 GMT -5
Jessie Lee & Mystery Partner vs. Mexican Nightmares
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash and in the ring you can see Kodi Cia and Insano, the Mexican Nightmares!Katta Pult: They'll be entered in the Joey Bunga Invitational at Evolution 5, that's the guantlet match for the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships!Jimmy Garcia: Well, Jessie Lee had a week to find a partner..The crowd buzzes a Mexican Nightmares pace back and forth in the ring.. "Heart of a Champion" Hollywood Undead hits!
THE CROWD ERUPTS! Jimmy Garcia: WHAT?!Katta Pult: NOOOO WAY!!!Jessie Lee and Revo1 World Champion Jin Min-jun come through the curtain and pose on the stage! Jimmy Garcia: ITS LEE-JIN!! LEE-JIN!!Katta Pult: OHHH MY GOD!!! THE TAG TEAM THAT TOOK OVER REVO1 IS NOW HERE ON CRUISERCLASH!!Jimmy Garcia: WE HAVE SEEN JIN ON CLASH A FEW WEEKS AGO AND NOW HE IS HERE!! JIN AND JESSIE TOGETHER ON CRUISERCLASH!!Lee-Jin make their way down the ramp as Ethan Miller tries announcing over the crowd who is literally jumping up and down and losing their shit! Ethan Miller: Making their way towards the ring, the team of JESSIE LEE.. AND JIN MIN-JUN!! THEY ARE... LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!The crowd pops again as they get in the ring and the music stops and Mexican Nightmares attack! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA WHOA!DING DING DING Kodi Cia and Insano beat down Jessie and Jin and then whip them into the ropes! They return and Lee-Jin duck under the clotheslines and springboard off the middle ropes and come flying back with back elbows knocking both Mexican Nightmares down! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!! I LOVE IT!Katta Pult: THEIR TAG TEAM CHEMISTRY SHOWING OUT ALREADY!Kodi Cia stumbles up and Jin grabs him from behind and ripcords him around into a SUPERWOMAN PUNCH from Jessie Lee! Jimmy Garcia: BOOM!!Insano grabs Lee but she flips him up and hits a backbreaker and Jin stomps on Insano while hes laid out on her knee! Katta Pult: OH MY GOD!!Jimmy Garcia: THEY'RE DISMANTLING THE MEXICAN NIGHTMARES!Kodi Cia is up and Lee kicks him in the gut! THE CROWD STANDS UP! Jimmy Garcia: HERE IT COMES!! LEETHALITY!She hits the spinning double facebuster and holds Kodi down as Jin hits the senton off the top rope right on the back of Kodi!! He pops up and hits a bicycle knee to Insano knocking him out of the ring! Lee is pinning Kodi! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: AND LEE-JIN IS VICTORIOUS IN THEIR DEBUT!!Katta Pult: I CAN'T BELIEVE JESSIE LEE AND JIN MIN-JUN ARE TOGETHER HERE IN CRUISERCLASH THIS IS AWESOME!They celebrate in the middle of the ring as they both smile and point towards Evolution 5 sign.. Katta Pult: WHAT IS THIS!The ActionTron lights up and it's showing us that LEE-JIN are now in the Cruiserweight Tag Team Title gauntlet match at Evo! Jimmy Garcia: THEY'RE IN!! OH MY GOSH!! LEE-JIN WILL BE COMPETING FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!! I LOVE THAT!Katta Pult: OHHH MAN EVOLUTION 5 IS STACKED!!Jimmy Garcia: IM A BIG FAN OF THIS! Lee-Jin continue celebrating and posing as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 16, 2022 18:48:43 GMT -5
Freya vs. Alex Marley
Ethan Miller: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first Alex Marley.Alex Marley passes through the curtain, just fucking vibing to the music of MGK's Sublime RemiXX. He makes his way to the ring, dancing the whitest ways imaginable, while slapping the hands of every willing fan on the way down the ramp. As he gets in the ring, he taunts the crowd and settles into the corner, laying across the top rope waiting for the match to begin. Ethan Miller: As his opponent from Narsaq, Kujalleq, Greenland, Freya.Freya makes her way to the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Two up and coming Cruiserweight preparing to battle to see who moves up the rankings.Katta Pult: Indeed.Alex and Freya walk to the middle of the ring and lock-up. Alex pulls Freya into a clinch and delivers several knee strikes to Freya, then pushes Freya into the corner, the ref calls for a break, Alex breaks. Freya catches Alex with a quick kick to the gut and tossed him into the corner and connects with a roundhouse kick the drops Alex in the corner, Freya connects with a quick knee strike to the head of Alex, a then backs out of the corner and runs in connecting with a running butt bump, Freya pulls Alex out of the corner and covers, Alex kicks out at one. Freya lifts Alex up, Alex takes her down with a double leg take down and unloads with several grounded punches, and the ref calls for the break. Alex jumps and delivers several quick stomps to the gut of Freya, Alex picks Freya up and she catches him by surprise going for a tackle then sending them both outside the ring. Freya picked Alex up and rammed him back first into the barricade, and delivered several shoulder tackles. Freya chopped the chest of Alex who reversed and unloads with a series of knife edge chops, Freya knees Alex in the gut and whips him into the ring apron, Alex connects with a quick punch to the freya’s face. Alex and Freya continue to brawl outside the ring! That's when two figures jump the railing and start lucha-kicking their heads off! Marley turns around and gets two superkicks!! Jimmy Garcia: THATS DEATHSTARS!!DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Freya is picked up on Toxins shoulder and he runs her right into the ring post! He keeps her on his shoulder as Cinta jumps and kicks her in the head and Toxin rolls Freya onto the apron through the ropes into the ring! Marley is lifted up by Cinta and hes rolled into the ring too! Katta Pult: OH MY GOD!! THE DEATHSTARS!! STOP THIS!! TOXIN AND CINTA ARE ATTACKING AGAIN!!Jimmy Garcia: THEY COMPLETELY DESTROYED LUCHA WORLD ORDER LAST WEEK!!Cinta picks up Marley and holds him up and throws him to Toxin who knees Marley in the head and then flips Marley upside down for a piledriver but Cinta kicks Marley in the head! Again! AND A THIRD TIME and Toxin drops to his knees dropping Marley in that tombstone! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!! RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!Freya stumbles up and Cinta bycicle kicks her in the head and she stumbles back right into Toxins stiff as fuck German Suplex! They both stand up and do their death-taunt pose in the middle of the ring! Jimmy Garcia: THE DEATHSTARS STAND TALL AGAIN!!Katta Pult: MY GOD!! THE DEATHSTARS COMPLETELY DESTROYED ALEX MARLEY AND FREYA NOW!Jimmy Garcia: THIS IS NOT A TEAM TO MESS WITH, KATTA! THEY LOOK INSANE!!We fade to a commercial with Boston booing the Deathstars.
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Post by Action Reel on May 16, 2022 18:50:31 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on May 16, 2022 18:53:24 GMT -5
Lázaro Vicente vs. Havoc Ethan Miller: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Marks: ONE FALL! Katta Pult: Wrestling fans are the worst kind of wrestling fans. Ethan Miller: Introducing first… hailing from Roswell, Georgia… weighing in tonight at 201 pounds exactly... he is the man… called… HAVOC!
“Ruthless” by Nonpoint plays as Havoc emerges to a mixed reaction. He ventures to the ring with purpose. Jimmy Garcia: Could tonight be the night that the man called Havoc gets his first win? Katta Pult: Unlikely. He’s already lost to Vicente once. I’ve got money on it happening again tonight.
Mariachi music mixed some drum beats and guitar plucking kicks up as a Golden beam of light points to the stage. Out from behind the curtain steps Lázaro wearing a golden jaguar like warrior lucha mask, a black long sleeveless jacket, gold trunks, and white boots. Lázaro stands center stage and crosses his heart. Before he can undergo the usual ritual of throwing his two index fingers to the sky, Vicente is distracted by a figure in the crowd by ringside. Jimmy Garcia: Oh damn, he's spotted Raj Banerjee in the crowd. Katta Pult: If he even gives Lázaro a glance, that dolt will either TAP or PASS, finally! Jimmy Garcia: If Raj is sensible, he'll keep a low profile here.
Lázaro makes a beeline for Raj and trash talks him threateningly. Banerjee removes his green Adidas blazer to reveal a 'The Golden Idolo' Lázaro Vicente t-shirt. He points to it, affirming his support for his aggressor. Jimmy Garcia: How is he still a fan of this guy after what's happened in recent weeks? Lázaro almost broke both his arms! Katta Pult: He's doing what he can to survive - kissing Idolo ass!
Security intervenes to warn Lázaro with the word 'lawsuit' easily audible. Instead of gifting it to a young child as usual, Idolo pulls off his mask and literally slams it onto Raj Banerjee's face. Raj hollas excitedly, raising his arms and shouting "TAP OR PASS" as if imitating his hero. Vicente shakes his head in anger and slides into the ring, ready for the match ahead. Katta Pult: A close call for Raj Banerjee. I bet he just pissed his pants.
The opening bell tolls and the two men lock up, which quickly turns into a test of strength. Vicente seems to let Havoc overpower him before sliding under his legs, kipping up the other side and bringing Havoc down with a swinging neckbreaker. Jimmy Garcia: Oooohhhh! I see what he did there! Katta Pult: What? Jimmy Garcia: That's the opposite of how their last match started! Katta Pult: So?
Vicente poses to a mixed reaction. Havoc gets up with a smile on his face. He gives a quick nod and a golf clap to Vicente. Vicente charges at Havoc, who lucha passes him. Vicente springboards off of the middle rope and flies back, and Havoc catches him in a waistlock. He goes for a release German suplex, and Vicente instead lands on his feet. When Havoc turns around, he is caught with a headlock from Vicente, followed by a headlock takeover. It isn’t long before Havoc maneuvers his legs around Vicente’s head to break the hold. Vicente does a nice headstand, then drops his feet to the mat quickly to break the hold. He goes for an elbow drop, and Havoc rolls to the side. Vicente sits up and Havoc goes to throw a kick, and Vicente leans back to evade the kick. He rolls Havoc up in the process and the referee drops down to count. ONE!
TW–KICKOUT!!Jimmy Garcia: Wow that was quick! These two have done their homework since their first encounter! Katta Pult: Homework is for nerrrrrds!!!
Havoc and Vicente both get to their feet. They slap hands as a sign of mutual respect, then lock up in the middle of the ring. They push back and forth until Havoc headbutts Vicente’s right arm, forcing him to loosen his grip. Havoc transitions into a keylock of Vicente’s left arm, pushing him back until Vicente is able to reach the rope. The official starts a count and Havoc lets go of the hold at three, because he’s a nice boy. Katta Pult: Havoc needs to quit being such a pussy and start breaking people’s arms already!
Vicente goes to the corner, favoring his left arm. Havoc charges in with a flying forearm. Vicente dodges it and Havoc crashes hard into the corner. Vicente turns him around and lights up his chest with a fury of chops, then whips him out of the corner. Havoc reverses the whip, then again by bringing Vicente right into a vicious forearm. Havoc shows a glimpse of remorse before connecting with a jumping corkscrew roundhouse kick. Before Havoc can go for the pin, Vicente rolls over to the ropes. As he pulls himself up, Havoc turns him around quickly… only to be met with a jumping knee from Vicente. Havoc is rocked back a bit and Vicente follows up with a kick to the gut and a tiger driver. Jimmy Garcia: There’s the cover! ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!The fans pop as Havoc kicks out. Vicente gets to his feet and he taunts Havoc, to a mixed reaction from the fans. He hears Raj Banerjee in the front row - still clad in the mask of his idol - chanting “LA-ZA-RO” like an excited teenager. Vicente leaves the ring and he pulls the mask off Raj, who now looks sad. Jimmy Garcia: Ooohhh. The fans aren’t liking how El Golden Idolo is treating Raj Banerjee. Katta Pult: Who cares? He should be worrying about winning this match and not about some dumb mark in the front row!
Back inside the ring, Havoc slowly gets to his feet as the fans clap methodically for him. Without hesitation, he charges and connects with a suicide somersault senton, crashing into Vicente on the outside of the ring. The fans pop harrrrd for the man called Havoc and he slaps hands with a few at ringside. The referee urges him to get the action back in the ring. Havoc nods and he goes to give a high five to a fan in a hoodie… only to get decked in the mouth by that fan. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT IN THE WORLD?!!? ARE THOSE BRASS KNUCKS?!!? AND WHO IS THAT?!!?
The referee slides out of the ring as that fan jumps the guardrail, dropping his brass knucks before laying in some vicious stomps to Havoc. The fan removes his hoodie and it’s– Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!! IT’S DIRTBAG DARYL!!! AND
The referee quickly calls for the bell as security rushes down to the ringside area, but Daryl is quick to escape back over the guardrail and into the crowd. Katta Pult: DAMNIT!!! I’M SO MAD!!! Jimmy Garcia: Uhh why? You don’t even like Havoc.
The referee talks to Ethan Miller, and the two nod their heads. Ethan Miller: The winner of this match… as a result of disqualification… the man… called… HAVOC!!! Katta Pult: I just lost a lot of money thanks to that prick Dirtbag Daryl!
Most of the fans cheer, though they were probably hoping for a clean result in this match. The referee goes to check on Havoc again, as Vicente is now on his feet, leaning up against the ring. He shakes his head and watches as Havoc uses the guardrail to pull himself up, with Daryl’s brass knucks in his hand. Blood pours from Havoc’s forehead and he refuses help from the referee. Havoc tells Vicente that this isn’t over and he heads up the ramp. Jimmy Garcia: What a disappointing end to tonight’s main event… but at least Havoc got his first win here in Action Wrestling… kind of.
He looks to the crowd and eyeballs Raj Banerjee. He screams "YOU!" and darts out the ring. Katta Pult: Lázaro is blaming Raj for the loss!
Raj shouts "you da man" to encourage Idolo but the Mexican star clutches him by the chest, partially ripping his Lázaro Vicente official t-shirt. He hurls Banerjee over the barrier like a rag doll as the fans jeer. Jimmy Garcia: COME ON! Banerjee didn't interject or provoke! Vicente is literally hunting him down!
He brutally stomps on the slender Indian teenager before hurling him under the bottom rope into the ring. Then he proceeds to snatch a mic from a ringside official. Lázaro Vicente: You want to be a star, kid? You wanna cosplay at the business I have worked my ass off across the world for decades to be a part of? This is no joke, perra. You're the joke, punk ass "super fan".
More stomps. The boos intensify. Lázaro Vicente: You dream of dishonoring MY ring?!
He spits on him to major heat. More kicks. Lázaro Vicente: Think you have open access to the deportistas de élite because you have a Twitter account?!
He yanks his hair. Lázaro Vicente: You want to be famous? I'll make you famous! TAP OUT or PASS OUT! Then fly your ass back down to India and stay there out of my sight! TAP OR PASS, gilipollas!
As Vicente goes to apply the Fujiwara Armbar, Raj's eyes pulsate and an almost possessed glaze appears over them. Jimmy Garcia: NOOO! DON'T DO IT! Katta Pult: The legal team will be furious right now!
Before the Fujiwara Armbar is fully applied, Raj stuns him by spinning forward and catching Idolo's head in between his legs. He elegantly drives Vicente to the mat and, in one fluid movement, floats over, shimmies down Idolo's back and has him hooked in the crispest rear naked choke. The fans go nuts. Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!?! Katta Pult: ASSAULT! ASSAULT! GET THAT STUPID FAN OFF VICENTE! SECURITY!
Idolo yells in agony as Raj cranks his head backwards viciously. Banerjee smiles as he sees the fallen microphone just next to him. He rolls onto his side, keeping Idolo firmly locked in, and bellows into the mic. Raj Banerjee: TAP OR PASS!
Huge pop! A "TAP OR PASS" chant reverberates around the TD Garden. Idolo desperately raises his right arm. Jimmy Garcia: HE'S GONNA TAP!
Security floods the ring and breaks up the attack. Banerjee gets up looking bewildered and disheveled. Jimmy Garcia: WHO IS THIS GUY?! He just unleashed the slickest mat skills I may have seen in years! Out of nowhere! Katta Pult: Arrest him! Deport him! Just get him out of our sight! Poor Idolo!
Raj bends down, attempting to shake the pain-stricken Vicente's hand. Security easily haul his weedy frame out of there. As they escort him out through the right side below the entrance ramp, Joey Bunga appears at the entranceway, gazing on curiously. Jimmy Garcia: Bunga, sign this little dude up! Katta Pult: No, punish him! Lock him up! EXTERMINATE HIM! Jimmy Garcia: Too far...
The people roar as Banerjee raises his arms before disappearing into the depths of the arena, awaiting his fate at the hands of a frenzied security team. Jimmy Garcia: Knowing how things work round here, Raj's gonna take a kicking from security now. I'm sure he'll wake up in a jail cell tomorrow feeling pretty beat up... but that it was more than worth it. A star is born! Katta Pult: Don't encourage these buffoon fans.
Meanwhile, Idolo comes to groggily. He realizes what the hell happened. The scowl on his face is so intense he may as well be breathing fire. Katta Pult: We haven't seen the last of this! Raj Banerjee is MUERTO!
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Post by Action Reel on May 16, 2022 18:55:25 GMT -5
The Ending to CruiserClash
We come back to Cruiserclash where Jade Riley is in the ring. Jade Riley: Thank you everybody, now please welcome my guests.. they're 2 of the 3 challengers at Evolution 5!The crowd pops! Jade Riley: They are TWO GENTS!Their music hits and the crowd pops as Teo and Jenson come through the curtain! Boston going crazy1 Jimmy Garcia: You heard it at the start of tonights episode, folks! Joey Bunga made it official!Katta Pult: Romeo Finet, Teo Blaze, Andre Jenson will compete in a four way match against Bryan Blaze for the Cruiserweight Championship!Two Gents are in the ring when Jade Riley rushes out of the ring because she sees James Payne and Bryan Blaze sliding into the ring! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD GET OUT OF THERE JADE!She escapes just in time as Payne smashes into Jenson knocking him down! Teo is speared by Bryan! Katta Pult: WHAT THE HELL?!Blaze is on top of Teo smashing forearms into him as Jenson can't get out of the corner as Payne keeps throwing knees into him! THE ACTIONTRON LIGHTS UP! It's Romeos lockerroom! He opens the door and comes out! The crowd erupts! Jimmy Garcia: ROMEO IS ON HIS WAY OUT HERE! HE WANTS TO HELP-Just then Cousin Harper is laughing and smashes a forearm to the back of the head!! Katta Pult: OH MY GOD THIS WAS A TRAP!!Romeo is picked up and slammed into the wall! We come back to the ring where Teo is picked up by Payne and slammed down by Blaze! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD! FOR ANOTHER STRAIGHT WEEK! THE HERITAGE LED BY BRYAN BLAZE ARE ATTACKING TWO GENTS AND ROMEO FINET!!Jenson is whipped around and Blaze superkicks him and then hits a Canadian Destroyer on him! Katta Pult: OH DAMN IT!Coming down the ramp is Harper with Romeo on his shoulder.. he throws him into the ring.. Blaze wants the Championship belt as Payne hands it to him.. Cousin Harper gets into the ring and lifts Romeo up and Blaze smashes the Championship belt into Romeos head! Katta Pult: OHHH DAMN!!Joey Bunga appears on the stage and he's telling more and more officials to come out! We have refs, officials, and security coming down the ramp as Blaze and Heritage take a stand in the ring! They're ready for a fight! Joey Bunga: AYE! DONT YOU DO IT, BRYAN! DON'T YOU DO IT!! YOU CANADIAN SON OF A BITCH!The crowd pops as Bunga is as stern as possible! Blaze is biting his lips ready to beat some more ass.. Joey Bunga: HERITAGE.. BRYAN BLAZE.. I AM SICK OF THIS!Bryan Blaze is talking trash.. Joey Bunga: YOU KNOW WHAT.. I'M CALLING AN AUDIBLE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!The crowd oohs.. Jimmy Garcia: What does this mean!?Joey Bunga: AT EVOLUTION 5.. HERITAGE IS BANNED FROM RINGSIDE!The crowd pops as Heritage stomps their feet and Bryan Blaze is trying to calm them down.. Security surrounding the ring, officials trying to get to Romeo, Teo and Jenson.. Joey Bunga: No, you know what.. NO. NO NO NO!The crowd buzzes.. Joey Bunga: That just won't cut it! You'll find a way, you'll find a stupid, secret way and I'm done with that SHIT!The crowd pops! Joey Bunga: AT EVOLUTION 5.. THE FOUR OF YOU WILL COMPETE FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIOONSHIP.. IN HELL!!!IN A CELLLLLLL!!!
Bunga drops the microphone as Bryan Blaze's eyes open wide! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!THE CROWD ERUPTS! Katta Pult: A HELL IN A CELL MATCH AT EVOLUTION?! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!Jimmy Garcia: THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IS GOING TO BE DEFENDED IN THE HELL IN A CELL!? THE HERITAGE WILL CERTAINLY BE LOOKED OUT OF THAT MATCH!!Bryan Blaze steps back, a bit shook from the announcement as Heritage is trying to snap him out of it. Bunga just stares at the ring and the Champion shaking from his serious frustration.. CruiserClash goes off the air.
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