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Post by Action Reel on May 9, 2022 18:30:52 GMT -5
We open up backstage in Austin, Texas at the brand new arena and Joey Bunga is in his office. A huge crowd pop as Bunga turns around and drops his jaw. From the other side of the frame steps in Torture. The crowd pops a second time! Joey Bunga: I, sorry sir, I didn't know you were appearing here tonight! Wasup!?Torture: Whats up. Don't feel pressure, I'm just checking in on some specific.. issues. Joey Bunga: Issues, my man?Torture: Joey, it's going to be big.. the biggest.. but I want it bigger than that. Joey Bunga: .. Evolution 5, Ight. sir.Torture: Tonight, you're going to handle some.. issues, right?Joey Bunga: Yes, you notice I have a #1 contenders match and I'm thinking about some of the others I know you're referring to. I think I have come to some decisions. Torture: Just know, tonight you'll have two losers in that main event as well... be ready for the fall out on that.Joey Bunga: Ight, yeah, I'ma keep it fresh fa sho.Torture: I trust you. Yeah you weren't my pick, and yeah you randomly signed a contract I couldn't get out of but at Havoc we all decided you were our guy! Keep it up, keep that momentum rollin'.. I love what you're doing with CruiserClash!The crowd pops. Joey Bunga: Iight then. Thats whats up.Torture and Bunga dap it up and the scene fades to a Karlie Nash segment.
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Post by Action Reel on May 9, 2022 18:32:25 GMT -5
Karlie Speaks!
Cruiser Clash cuts to backstage where Jade is standing by. Jade Riley: Please welcome my guest at this time, Karlie Nash, who tonight faces her long standing rival Azurine Vebbins, one half of the current tag team champions. What are your thoughts about tonight's match?Karlie Nash: I could stand here and tell what to expect from tonight's match, but everyone watching at home and every loser here tonight in Austin Texas, know what to expect, a rock 'em’ sock em brawl.Jade Riley: Red, White and Bruised are locked into the gauntlet match at Evolution, and tonight you can send a direct message to every team in that match.Karlie Nash: I’ll be honest, most teams look like create a wrestlers from one of the Action Wrestling video games, Red White, and Bruised are a proven commodity on Cruiserclash, tonight they’ll get to see why Red, White, and Bruised are the team to beat.Jade Riley: We’re almost out of time any last words for Azurine.Karlie Nash: Tonight Azurine, I do what I have to do, beat you and send the message to every team at Evolution, why they have no shot at winning the Cruiserweight tag titles, tonight Azurine you will be their messenger.Karlie takes a few steps. Karlie Nash: Oh, and your mom says for you to break a leg, literally. Jade, it's been your pleasure.Karlie smirks then walks off.
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Post by Action Reel on May 9, 2022 18:33:16 GMT -5
Azurine Vebbins vs. Karlie Nash Ethan Miller: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, Introducing first from, Los Angeles, California, one half of the Cruiserweight tag team champions "Da Damsel in Dat Dress, Azurine Vebbins.As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent. Knuckle Up by Snowgoons blasts in the arena as Karlie steps on the stage with her back to the crown. Ethan Miller: Coming to you from Grand Marais Minnesota, being accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon and Hilda Meyer, weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds, The Premier Athlete Karlie Nash.Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, she climbs the ropes from the outside, and gives a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner. Jimmy Garcia: This is one rivalry that may never end.Katta Pult: It’s never ending for sure, and not to be forgotten is the fact that Karlie has been shagging Azurine’s mom for as long as this rivalry has been going on.Ding ding. Azurine rushes out of the and takes Karlie down with a Thesz press then rolls off Karlie and stands up, Karlie stands up. Karlie and Azurine death stare each other then lockup, Karlie backs Azurine into the corner, the ref begins to count, Karlie breaks then sucker punches Azurine who drops in the corner, the boo, and Karlie just smirks at them, then begins to stomp Azurine in the corner, again the ref counts, Karlie breaks then quickly begins to stomp Azurine. Again the ref counts, Karlie raises her arms and backs up, then moves in, Azurine catches her with a back elbow, then slams Karlie’s head repeatedly into the turnbuckle as the crowd counts along. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Karlie stumbles backwards out of the corner, Azurine hooks her around the waist and drives her to the mat with a German Suplex. Katta Pult: Jimmy, I’ve always wondered something.Jimmy Garcia: What’s that?Katta Pult: If the German Suplex was created by an actual German.Azurine bridges up into a pin attempt. One. Karlie rolls her shoulder up. Azurine scoops Karlie up and slams her to the mat, then quickly lifts her up and connects with a snap suplex and floats over into a cover. One. Kickout. Jimmy Garcia: This is a personal fight here tonight, Azurine want’s to beat Karlie here tonight, to prove that she is on Karlie's level.Katta Pult: and to spite her mother.Azurine lifts Karlie up, Karlie breaks and rakes Azurine’s face, then connect with a European Uppercut, Karlie pushed Azurine into the ropes as she rebounds, Karlie nails her with several forearm shots to the lower back, Karlie then lifts Azurine and slams her to the mat with an Olympic slam, Karlie connects with a knee drop to Azurine’s head then covers. One. Kickout. Karlie stomps Azurine on the head then grinds her boot across her forehead, Karlie smirks and taunts the Austin crowd, Karlie nails Azurine with a quick kick to the ribs, Karlie grabs Azurine by the hair and lifts her up, then delivers a headbutt to the back of Azurine’s head. Karlie locks Azurine in an abdominal stretch. Jimmy Garcia: Karlie has taken control of the match, and she’s a master technician, she’ll start to wear Azurine down, weaken her and set her up for the finish.Katta Pult: Karlie is a methodical machine, she’ll slow the match to her pace.Karlie wrenched the Abdominal stretch, Azurien began to fight it's she shifted herself and flipped karlie over her to the mat, she reached down to pick karlie up, only for karlie to hook her into a small package for a two count. Karlie and Azurine pop up and begin to throw hands. Jimmy Garcia: Not a wise decision for Azurine to throw hands here with karlie.Katta Pult: No it isn’t.Karlie gets the best of the exchange and knees Azurine in the gut, then goes for an Irish Whip, Azurine reverses sending Karlie into the ropes off the rebound. Azurine connects with a jumping clothesline, Karlie pops up and eats a drop kick, Karlie pops up again and Azurine nails her with a Frankensteiner and covers. One Two Karlie kicks out. Azurie lifts Karlie up for an airplane spin, Karlie fight out and rakes Azurine across the back, then nails Azurine with a Russian Legsweep back breaker, Karlie lifts Azurine and lifts her over the top rope to the apron, and goes for a suplex, Azurine blocks and drives karlie back with a open palm strike, Karlie charged forward, azurine slide through the ropes and quickly get to her feet, and drops kicks Karlie through the ropes, Karlie stands and as she climbs on the apron Azurine connects with several quick forearm shivers, delivers a punch to the gut of Karlie, Azurine hooks Karlie and lifts her for a suplex, she lifts Karlie up, when someone pulls her leg out from under her, she falls to the mat with Karlie getting a pinning position, as the ref drops down to count, the mystery person holds Azurine’s legs. One Two Three. Ding ding. Ethan Miller: Here is your winner Karlie Nash.Jimmy Garcia: You have got to be kidding, after this great match that is how Karlie wins.Karlie rolls out of the ring, as azurine looks on stunned, Karlie pulls the hood down of the mystery person to reveal Audrey Vebbins. Jimmy Garcia: Why am I not surprised?Karlie and Audrey taunt Azurine then make their way up the ramp.
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Post by Action Reel on May 9, 2022 18:35:25 GMT -5
Ruby Graces Us Again…
In what is now becoming a routine, the drums of "Call Me" by Blondie fill the arena and Ruby Goldhirsch emerges from behind the curtain, a wide grin on her face. The Austin crowd greets her with a cold indifference as she makes her way down the ramp. Jimmy Garcia: She's getting a much better reception than she did in Philly last week!Katta Pult: You'd get a better reception sticking your dick in a hornet's nest than you would in Philly.Jimmy Garcia: Is that allowed? Can you just, say that on national television?Scaling the ring stairs, she steps under the middle rope and into the ring, gesturing for a microphone from one of the ringside assistants. As "Call Me" fades out, she gazes out into the audience, bringing the mic to her lips. Ruby Goldhirsch: Bonjour, Austin! Enchantée!Like the marks they are, the audience gives a small pop at the mention of their city. Ruby Goldhirsch: I think I'm starting to sound like a broken record at this point, but it is clear to see that the last two weeks have not gone the way I'd anticipated.Katta Pult: That's an understatement.Ruby Goldhirsch: And that is, of course, on me. Il faut battre le fer pendant qu'il est chaud, but in doing so I've clearly counted my chickens before they hatched. No more of that, though. No more!The crowd gives another small pop, mostly out of courtesy. Ruby Goldhirsch: The goal hasn't changed. The mission hasn't changed. Two weeks ago, I came out here and outlined DISRUPT's mission statement: to disrupt the models of talent representation in all industries! To conduct business beyond the same pedagogies and paradigms! And if there's one thing I know about this city, it's that it values marching to the beat of your own drum as much as I do!The crowd gives a more unabashed pop. Ruby takes a moment to pause and bask in the cheers, her grin widening. Jimmy Garcia: Really appealing to the "Keep Austin Weird" crowd in attendance!Katta Pult: Oh, please, Austin isn't weird. Cities full of fake-smart comfortable white libs with owl tattoos aren't weird. They're boring. You want a real weird city? Check out Cincinnati, Ohio.Jimmy Garcia: Ok.Katta Pult: What a shithole.Ruby Goldhirsch: Merci, merci! You're all too kind! I'd greatly appreciate it if you kept that energy going, as I'm thrilled to announce my client — DISRUPT's first client no less — a man who knows a little something about reinvention himself.She pauses for dramatic effect. Ruby Goldhirsch: Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for A Man Who Calls Himself Havoc!"Ruthless" by Nonpoint hits the speakers. There is a thunderous yet mixed reaction as The Wanderer himself steps out onto the stage, with a concerned look on his face. He makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with fans who have reached theirs out to him. Once he gets to the steps, he takes a look around at the fans before entering the squared circle. Ruby hands him a microphone as the music dies down. Ruby Goldhirsch: And here he is, the first client of—Havoc puts his hand over her microphone, lowering it down as the fans let out a collective "ooooohhhhh". Havoc: Attendez une putain de seconde!The crowd pops, brother. Katta Pult: He can't fucking swear on television!Jimmy Garcia: But you just did…Katta Pult: I'm an Olympic Gold Medalist!!!Havoc: If you are going to make such a monumental announcement, have some respect and get the name right, Ms. Goldhirsch. Standing before you is The Wanderer… The Worldwide Shooter… the man… called… Havoc!The crowd pops harder, brother. Ruby Goldhirsch: My sincerest apologies. I would blame an intern for that mistake but — as you can see — I'm all alone out here. Nonetheless, I am ecstatic to welcome you to–Again, he lowers her microphone. Havoc: While I have long seen myself as the gold standard in this industry… pun intended…He winks at her. Havoc: … I reached for the stars and held onto them through hardwork, determination, and perseverance… while having the support of my own team… DNGR.The marks pop, and he gives 'em a quick nod. Havoc: We're going to be back in full force come XIII this Friday… so I have to wonder why I would need Disrupt Sports Management. It appears that you need me… more than I need you.Ruby's face reddens and a scowl forms on her lips. Ruby Goldhirsch: How… DARE.. you! T'es con comme une valise sans poignée!Havoc: That's a weird way to convince me to be represented by you. I only came out to cordially turn you down and you–
Without hesitation, she winds back and slaps him across the fans. Ruby Goldhirsch: Don't condescend to me!A "holy shit" chant breaks out. Havoc tries to compose himself while Ruby looks nervous, the weight of what she just did hitting her like a ton of bricks. Jimmy Garcia: Remember, folks. Prior to coming to Action Wrestling, the man called Havoc had never hit a woman.Katta Pult: Allegedly! He's textbook Georgia trash! Of course he's hit his sister daughter wife mother!Jimmy Garcia: That's… certainly a take…The man called Havoc takes a step forward toward Ruby, who realizes she done fucked up. Instead of striking back, he simply smiles and places his hand on her shoulder. He raises the microphone with his other hand and… Havoc: Bless your heart, Ms. Goldhirsch.The fans pop for that good shit, pal. Havoc drops the microphone and walks toward the ropes, looking out one last time before exiting the ring. "Ruthless" by Nonpoint starts up as he heads back up the ramp. Ruby Goldhirsch: No! Coupez la musique! I will not be–Her microphone cuts out abruptly. She tries Havoc's microphone but that is out, too. Katta Pult: How dare the dorks in the truck silence her!Jimmy Garcia: Careful, Katta… or they'll silence you, too.Katta Pult: They wouldn't dare! I'm an Olympic Gold–Her microphone cuts out and Jimmy has a good laugh.
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Post by Action Reel on May 9, 2022 18:36:23 GMT -5
Havoc vs. Freya vs. Serenity Holmes
The audience of Austin, Texas is excited for the second match of the CruiserClash show. The opening bout had set the pace for the productive event, especially where the second match will be in the home state of a certain contender. Texas has always been the rowdy state of the southern geographic landscape for professional wrestling so what better place to host a show than in Austin? The transitioning of the broadcast has shifted to display the commentary members awaiting the cue from production to summarize the following bout. Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Action Wrestling CruiserClash! Our next match is a Triple Threat Match featuring Freya, Havoc, and the Action Wrestling Womens Champion, Serenity Holmes!Katta Pult: These three competitors are going to tear the roof off of the Moody Center here in Austin, Texas! We got Havoc who has been a great recent signing to the cruiserweight division, Freya who defeated Jessie Lee in our main event last week, and of course, one of the hottest talents in Action Wrestling, Serenity Holmes!Jimmy Garcia: You're right Katta. Each of these competitors is looking to secure a victory tonight for their reasons. Freya could earn a future championship opportunity against Serenity Holmes. Havoc wants to acquire a strong win over these two calibers of athletes and Serenity wants to continue her undefeated streak in CruiserClash!Katta Pult: They all want it badly and only one can come out of this triple threat match the winner! Ethan you old chap, take it away so we know who will walk out with their bragging rights!Jimmy Garcia: You're right! All three competitors are in the ring and we're ready to kick off the match! Serenity Holmes, Freya, Havoc! A triple threat match! Here we go!Ding! Ding! Ding! All three competitors are in their separate individual corners staring at each other. Serenity, Freya, and Havoc are feeling the tension rise especially amplified by the growing interest from the Texas audience. Without hesitation, Serenity finds herself in the middle of the ring ready for the fight to begin which leaves Freya and Havoc to respond to the challenge. The two opponents of hers start circling the ring, narrowing the distance with each second passing as the young champion keeps very aware of her surroundings. Jimmy Garcia: That's the spirit of our Women's Champion! She's willing to put herself amid any challenge knowing what odds are against her but I'm not sure if it was smart to start the match with this type of strategy.Katta Pult: Well Serenity's not one to back down from a fight but Havoc and Freya are two cruiserweights that do not back down. They have more experience in this type of environment and if they were to team up together, it could spell trouble for Serenity.Serenity launches forward into Havoc with a couple of Forearm Blows that drive him back into an unoccupied corner. She continues the sequence of strikes until Freya collides with her from behind with a few Clubbing Blows to her spine. She manages to pull Serenity away until the champion breaks out of the hold and then delivers a Roundhouse Kick into the temple of Freya to knock her down to the canvas! Katta Pult: Damn! Serenity Holmes already starting off the match with the fiery attitude we know! She's taken down Freya with a Roundhouse Kick but she forgot to turn her attention to Havoc!And to the truth, she turns around into Havoc who immediately floors her down into the canvas from a powerful Running Lariat! Serenity gets turned inside out from the blow to the point where the audience scampers in shocking awe from the impact. Havoc wastes no time and immediately gets to the pin attempt. Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god! Serenity almost got decapitated from the Lariat Clothesline! Here's the pin attempt!One! Two-! She manages to kick out from the pin attempt leaving Havoc to get back onto his feet. He turns around into a kick to the ribs that leave him bent forward in front of Freya who follows up by running to the ropes and coming back with a Basement Dropkick into his temple. Havoc falls onto the canvas leaving her with an opportunity to go for the pin attempt as well! Jimmy Garcia: And that's why you have to have eyes in the back of your head in triple threat matches! Havoc almost got his head blown off from the Basement Dropkick and Freya's going for the pin attempt!One! Two-! No! Havoc shoots his entire body from the pin attempt but quickly finds himself in her grasp. She helps him back up to his feet before throwing him into the nearest corner where his back becomes glued to the turnbuckles. Freya then takes off into a run for a Leaping Hip Attack into his body that leaves him seated down in the corner. Unfortunately for Freya, she turns around into Serenity who blasts her into Havoc's body from the Running Dropkick! Katta Pult: Woah! This triple threat is insane! You never know what could happen and Serenity Holmes has taken control of the match yet again.Jimmy Garcia: Serenity Holmes may be young but she's a champion who proves she can handle herself in the ring. She's willing to go above and beyond to secure a victory here in Austin tonight!Freya and Havoc roll from under the bottom rope to the ringside mat. Serenity sees an opportunity and Austin supports her decision with rampant growing cheers. The fans at ringside witness Havoc and Freya rising to their feet only to engage in a brawl of strikes leaving them distracted long enough for Serenity to climb onto the top rope. She stands on her two feet and then leaps from the top turnbuckle for a Shooting Star Press crashing her weight down onto both opponents on the ringside mat! Jimmy Garcia: Shooting Star Press from Serenity Holmes! The 22nd Century Girl risking her entire body just for the entirety of winning the match!Katta Pult: This girl doesn't hold back nor is she afraid of the risks! She's one of the biggest talents on the cruiserweight division roster and she's showing exactly why!The champion stands back up again and receives support from the fans at ringside. She quickly manages to roll Freya back inside the ring and then hops onto the apron ready for another high-flying maneuver. The moment Serenity leaps onto the top rope, her right foot gets grabbed by Havoc to drag her down onto his shoulders for the Death Valley Driver onto the ringside mat. The audience groans from the impact as Serenity rolls around in agonizing pain. Katta Pult: Holy shit! Death Valley Driver on the outside mat. Serenity's back must be in pain from the impact!Jimmy Garcia: Havoc utilizing the advantages of the triple threat match. There are no disqualifications and count-outs in this match and you can see strikes whenever you see necessary. Havoc now sees an opportunity which means Freya could be in trouble!Freya slowly gets back up on her feet again and turns around into Havoc charging into her for another Lariat Clothesline but she ducks it in the nick of time. He turns around into Spinning Back Fist that leaves him disoriented followed by a Roundhouse Kick that subdues him down onto his right knee. She runs to the ropes behind her and then comes back only to suffer a Swinging Reverse STO by Havoc in the center of the ring! Jimmy Garcia: The Coastal Slam! The Coastal Slam! Havoc landed the signature Coastal Slam on Freya!Katta Pult: Oh my god! He might achieve his first victory in Action Wrestling! Here's the pin attempt!One! Two! No! She kicks out before the referee could count the three. Austin, Texas applauds Freya for her resiliency but Havoc needs to continue the offense for the chance of winning the match. He rolls back onto his feet and barely lifts Freya into the DDT position signaling it s the end until he sees Serenity moving leaping from a charge out of the corner for a Tornado Kick into the head blasting him backward into the nearest unoccupied corner! Jimmy Garcia: Tornado Kick from the Womens Champion! She's not out of the match just yet!Katta Pult: Havoc's in a really bad place because here comes Serenity!Havoc's against the turnbuckles still shaking off the effects from the kick until Serenity runs at him at maximum acceleration to deliver the Yakuza Kick into his chin before dropping him down on the canvas. She climbs to the top rope before standing to her full height. Serenity leaps backward into the air corkscrewing into the 450 flip motion crashing her entire weight down onto the chest of Havoc before hooking the leg for the pin attempt! Texas explodes from the high-flying showcase. Katta Pult: Deadline Trap! I never get tired of watching that signature move!Jimmy Garcia: From one Holmes to another, the Corner Yakuza Kick followed by the Phoenix Splash! Here's the pin attempt!One! Two! Havoc shoots his body out of the pin attempt again leaving Serenity to roll away from the body. She quickly stands back on her feet again yet manages to see Freya approaching her for the signature Tornado Kick. Serenity ducks under the leg and then leap back into the air for the Pele Kick that pushes Freya against the ropes. Unfortunately for the champion, she gets up from the landing into eating the signature Spinning Back Elbow from Freya rebounding off the ropes! Katta Pult: Twisted Insanity! The Spinning Back Elbow almost took Serenity Holmes out of commission!Jimmy Garcia: This is Freya's chance to pin Serenity and earn a championship opportunity at the Action Wrestling Womens Championship! She's going to make herself a contender!One! Two! The champion kicks out of the pin attempt leaving all three competitors down on the canvas. The audience are applauding each of the wrestlers in the ring for their resilience and fighting spirit. Serenity, Freya, and Havoc slowly start to get back on their feet at their own pace until they all meet in the center of the ring at a mere stalemate. Jimmy Garcia: All three of these competitors should be proud of delivering such a great match! They have truly given their all to be in this spot and want to prove they can be the best no matter what the odds are!Katta Pult: Well they can't hold back now. Everything comes down to this!Serenity starts with a Forearm Blow into Havoc's head but she gets caught with a strong Roundhouse Kick into the head that knocks her through the ropes down onto the apron edge. Freya turns around into a Jumping Corkscrew Roundhouse Kick from Havoc that drops her down onto her right knee dazed long enough for him to have her in his grasp for the finishing Outside Leghook Fisherman Driver! Jimmy Garcia: DNGER DRVR! THE DNGER DRVER!!!Katta Pult: HAVOC IS GOING TO GET HIS FIRST VICTORY!! HERE'S THE PIN ATTEMPT!!!One! Two! Thre-! Katta Pult: WAIT, THE TOP ROPE, LOOK!Jimmy Garcia: WHAT IS SERENITY DOING?!Serenity is on the top rope and she leaps off again as high as she can into the air before dropping both her feet into the back of the head onto Havoc. The impact knocks him off from the body of Freya leaving him to roll out of the ring almost out of the match. She quickly drops onto Freya hooking the leg as Austin, Texas goes haywire! Katta Pult: RED BOTTOM!! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO HAVOC'S HEAD!!Jimmy Garcia: SERENITY HOLMES IS GOING FOR THE PIN!One! Two! Three! Ding! Ding! Ding! "Synthetic Sympathy" by Trash Boat plays around the surrounding systems of the Moot Arena's interior venue section battling against the audience's cheers for Serenity Holmes. She stands up from the fallen Freya and then receives her championship belt before getting her arm raised again with a giant smile on her face. Ethan Miller: Here is your winner, Serenity Holmes!Serenity walks over to the nearest corner before climbing up onto the middle turnbuckle pointing down to the fans at ringside cheering from the barriers. She descends from the height and then walks over to the ropes before looking at the rest of the audience holding the women's championship belt over her right shoulder as she starts walking up the narrow pathway to the stage area. Jimmy Garcia: Serenity Holmes has managed to once again add another victory to her undefeated streak of matches on CruiserClash! An impressive win against both Havoc and Freya who I'm sure will bounce back from this loss.Katta Pult: Oh they gave amazing performances but it was Serenity who proved why she is the fighting champion. Let's move on to our- wait! WHAT IS THIS?!"Reinventing Evil" by Okkultist already takes control of the venue's surrounding systems instant igniting a plethora of thundering boos from the Texas audience. Serenity stops in her tracks with her grip tightened on the championship belt watching Alice Gemini walkout from the backstage area to the center stage having a microphone in her hand. Her eyes are targeting Serenity's gold belt while also smirking down at the teenage champion who wants to rip her apart. Katta Pult: ALICE GEMINI IS HERE ON CRUISERCLASH AND SHE'S DIRECTLY IN THE LINE OF SIGHT FOR SERENITY HOLMES!!!Jimmy Garcia: We were not expecting this! Alice Gemini challenged Serenity Holmes for the Action Wrestling Womens Championship by blatantly attacking Serenity which led to the no-contest last week These two women hate each other and have declared war over the championship belt.The music has faded away to the point the audience has been heard louder than any venue at this moment. Alice stands on the stage looking down to Serenity at the narrow pathway holding onto the championship belt but she's clearly on the verge of losing her shit. Alice keeps her composure when she ignores the raucous Texan audience and raises the microphone under her lips to speak to Serenity. Alice Gemini: Oh sweet Serenity. I want you to know I'm not impressed by your win here. A meaningless win you can use as ammo when you talk yourself up but it will do nothing but fall on deaf ears cause it truly means nothing to me.She rolls her eyes and dismisses the audience with a wave of her free hand. Serenity yells at her to meet down here but she continues on her verbal onslaught. Alice Gemini: You're almost as delusional as all these disgusting inbred freaks when they watch their terrible football team let them down every year.Jimmy Garcia: Now that's uncalled for!The audience within the Moody Center is now chanting "FUCK YOU ALICE!" to where she takes a moment to chuckle. Alice closes her eyes enjoying the spectacle of a riot she caused within the audience. Katta Pult: Alice sure knows how to make friends.Alice Gemini: You can relate to them through can't you? You'll be shot down like an old western cowboy by the hotter and faster young gun. As you fall you let down all of your adoring "fans" wherever they are and that'll just be a feeling you're used to right?Jimmy Garcia: What a twisted individual this woman is! If attacking Serenity wasn't enough, she has to disrespect the people of her home state. Serenity must be livid.Alice Gemini: If only you hadn't let down your poor mother... In more ways than one. Or maybe that was your dad's fault?Katta Pult: Oh my fucking god...Jimmy Garcia: No she didn't...Hearing those words made Serenity's eyes widen to the point she tuned out the Texas audience going nuts in their shock-valued reaction. A war-mongering cry escaped the champion's mouth and she took off into a run straight for Alice Gemini preparing for a fight. Katta Pult: SERENITY IS CHARGING TOWARDS ALICE GEMINI!The two clash with each other and start brawling. Alice and Serenity are fighting each other through strikes, clawing, scratching, and doing whatever it takes to hurt the other. They fall into a little ball still fighting until multiple personnel, security and referees exit the backstage area to separate the two on the stage. They try to break free from the grasp but it comes to the point more additional men are needed to calm down the violent brawl. Texas demands them to be free to enjoy the chaotic scenery before them. Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT! SERENITY HOLMES AND ALICE GEMINI ARE GOING TO HOLD THE SHOW HOSTAGE AT THIS POINT! THE WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP HAS NEVER SEEN THIS TYPE OF MADNESS!Joey Bunga: Okaaaaay, enough!!!Joey Bunga makes his appearance in between the two women trying to break free from the multiple men holding them back. Joey looks absolutely annoyed at all the chaos before him as he announces what's next. Joey Bunga: I ain't neva' seen two women tryna' kill each other more than the last episode of Love and Hip Hop! I'm tired of ya' both tryna' kill each other and makin' me look bad after I gave ya' both a championship match!The audience is booing especially now that things have calmed down. Joey Bunga: Ya' know what?! You guys wanna' fight so bad?! Let's do it. I'm makin' the match. Serenity Holmes will defend da' Womens Championship against Alice Gemini at Evolution V!!!Jimmy Garcia: WHAT?!Katta Pult: HOLY SHIT!!!Alice and Serenity continue to lock eyes with each other until being dragged away in separate directions. Joey just rolls his eyes and heads backstage away from the commotion. Katta Pult: JOEY BUNGA HAS MADE IT OFFICIAL!! SERENITY HOLMES AND ALICE GEMINI WILL FACE EACH OTHER AT EVOLUTION V, THE BIGGEST STAGE OF THEM ALL IN ACTION WRESTLING, FOR THE WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!Jimmy Garcia: WE NEED TO GO TO COMMERCIAL NOW!!!
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Post by Action Reel on May 9, 2022 18:37:59 GMT -5
Alex Marley vs. Lázaro Vicente Ethan Miller: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, he weighs in at 190 lbs... ALEX MARLEY!Alex Marley passes through the curtain, just fucking vibing to the music of MGK's Sublime RemiXX. He makes his way to the ring, dancing the whitest ways imaginable, while slapping the hands of every willing fan on the way down the ramp. As he gets in the ring, he taunts to the crowd and settles into the corner, laying across the top rope waiting for the match to begin. Katta Pult: This guy is so high all the time, I'm surprised he doesn't come billed at 420 pounds!Jimmy Garcia: If someone was 420 pounds, not only would they not be billed as a cruiserweight, they would get winded going up a flight of steps!!Ethan Miller: And his opponent, he weighs in at 198 lbs... "THE GOLDEN IDOLO"... LAZARO VICENTE!!Mariachi music mixed some drum beats and guitar plucking kicks up as a Golden beam of light points to the stage. Out from behind the curtain steps Lázaro wearing a golden jaguar like warrior lucha mask, a black long sleeveless jacket, gold trunks, and white boots. Lázaro stands center stage and crosses his heart before throwing his two index fingers to the sky triggering Golden sparks to shoot up and fall to the ramp as he makes his way to the ring. Lázaro slaps a few hands before stopping at the stairs, he looks back and notices a small boy with his father, he nods and offers his mask to the boy, who let's him put it on him. The dad gives Lázaro a thumbs up before Lázaro turns back to the ring to ascend the top rope where he looks out to the surrounding crowd of fans. He points both index fingers up to the sky before leaping and rolling through as he hits the mat. He hits the ropes before finding his way to his corner, adjusting his wrist tape and giving his coat to one of the ring helpers. Katta Pult: Do you see him out here handing out masks to kids at ringside? The Golden Idolo is for the children!Jimmy Garcia: I'm not sure what to make of this guy, who only refers to himself as not good, or bad, but "Idolo", it seems disingenuous!Katta Pult: It means he's made of solid gold! Like some sort of bowling trophy!!The two men circle each other, and go to lock up. Marley pushes back and the two jockey for position for a moment, before Vicente twists Marley's arm with an arm wrench, and then works it into an wristlock. Marley drops to his back, and uses his legs to push Vicente off, and he gets quickly up to his feet, but Vicente stops him by holding out his hand. Marley calls for another tieup, test of strength style, and the two men lock hands and Marley starts to push Vicente down to his knees. Marley laughs, and exerts more pressure, and Vicente slowly starts to buckle, and the Vicente falls to his back and uses his legs to kick Marley off and fling him into the air. Marley quickly lands on his feet, but as he turns around Vicente takes him down with an arm drag. Marley slaps the mat, and tries to pull free, but Vicente twists his arm into an armbar. Marley screams. Vicente twists his arm, and Marley reaches for the ropes, but they're out of reach. Suddenly, Marley flings his free elbow back into the side of Vicente’s temple, then another, then another, making Vicente release the hold. Vicente crawls to his feet, and Marley gets up, shakes his arm to get some feeling into it, and runs at Vicente for a clothesline. Vicente scouts it, takes Marley to the mat with a judo takedown, and holds on to his arm, twisting it into a keylock. Jimmy Garcia: Vicente is using his technical expertise to it's fullest.Katta Pult: And that's working... until it's not.Marley screams, as Vicente cinches in the hold. The crowd is starting to get behind both men, and Marley is pushing himself up with his free hand. With Vicente still holding his arm behind him in a keylock, Marley pushes over so that Vicente's shoulders are pinned to the mat. The ref counts... One... Kickout. Jimmy Garcia: Marley is trying to find any way he can to take Vicente out of his game.Katta Pult: Pretty smart strategy for someone who's bio page exudes the energy of one of those 80's after-school specials on the dangers of smoking reefer or playing D&D! ...DON'T DO DRUGS, CHILDREN.Vicente gets to his feet, and pulls Marley up. He goes to whip Marley to the ropes, but Marley reverses, sending Vicente to the ropes. At the last second, Vicente hops up to balance on the second rope for a moment, then springboards off and takes Marley down with a flying arm drag. Marley gets to his feet, and Vicente takes him back down to a sitting position with a snapmare, then runs off the ropes in front of Marley and comes in with a baseball slide dropkick to the face of Marley. Vicente covers... One... Kickout. Marley is getting right to his feet but Vicente shoots in and secures a side headlock on Marley. Marley backs into the ropes and tries to push Vicente loose, but Vicente, in a bulldog like maneuver jumps to the mat, keeping the lock sealed tight. Jimmy Garcia: Vicentes' ring presence here is second to none.Katta Pult: I think that's a pretty broad stroke to paint that in. Second to none, like of everyone around? Well...Jimmy Garcia: He's run circles around Marley right now.Katta Pult: Yeah, Marley, but... everyone? Ehhh....Jimmy Garcia: If you're trying to say except for you, I'm going to stop you right there.Katta Pult: I was a first ballot Hall of Famer!!... (under her breath) asterisk...Marley struggles for a moment, then fights his way back to his feet in which he staggers to the nearby ropes and wraps his arm around the top rope. The referee forces Vicente to break, and he obliges. Marley looks up at Vicente, then they go to lock up again, this time Vicente floats around behind Marley looking for a rear waistlock but Marley reverses as he floats around behind Vicente, strapping on a rear waistlock. Vicente moves around trying to break Marley's grip loose but Marley muscles Vicente to the mat with a belly to back amateur takedown. Marley then floats over and straps a front facelock on Vicente. Vicente after a moment is able to work his way to all fours and then fireman's carry Marley to the mat. Vicente goes back to locking on a side headlock. Marley brings his legs up and clamps a headscissors around Vicente's head with his thighs, pulling him loose. Vicente struggles in the hold for a moment, and then uses his leg strength to bridge over with a jackknife pin. The referee counts. One... Kickout. Vicente gets to his feet and grips Marley's arms, and pulls them back with a knee in Marley's back in a surfboard submission. Marley screams, and tries to get to his feet, but Vicente pulls back on the hold. The ref asks Marley if he gives up, but Marley does not reply. Marley slowly starts getting to his feet, and he twists around and before Vicente can react, Marley drops down with a surprise jawbreaker. Vicente lays on the mat, holding his jaw. Marley rests for a moment, then gets to his feet, pulling Vicente up. He clubs Vicente over the back several times, and then Vicente fights back by flinging an elbow into his midsection. Vicente starts getting to his feet as he lays a few rights and elbows into the face of Marley, but Marley cuts him off with a knee to the gut. Marley grips his head and takes him down with a reverse neckbreaker. Marley drops an elbow across his chest, then several more. He starts to go for a cover, but pulls off. He lifts Vicente up, and whips him to the ropes. He swings for a clothesline, but Vicente ducks. Vicente turns around, right into a knee to the midsection from Marley, who then plants Vicente with a facebuster. He applies a rear chinlock submission to Vicente as he wraps his legs around Vicente's midsection in a body scissors. Vicente flails his arms, but Marley has the hold in tightly. Vicente screams "No!" and continues flailing his arms and trying to reach for the ropes. Marley keeps his legs firmly grapevined, and the chinlock in place. Jimmy Garcia: Can Vicente get out from between Marley's legs?!Katta Pult: There's a lot to unpack in what you just said and I just want to circle back to it.Vicente looks to be starting to fade. The ref holds his limp hand up, once, twice... on the third time his hand stays in the air as Vicente starts getting his second wind. Vicente screams with effort as he pushes Marley's legs apart, and slowly starts making his way to his feet. Finally, Vicente is on his feet, and he flings an elbow back into Marley's midsection, then does it again, and again, trying to make Marley loosen the hold. Vicente starts to break free and run off the ropes, but before he can, Marley grips him by the hair and dashes his head down to the mat with force. Marley covers. One… Two… Kickout. Marley holds his hands up to play to the crowd, receiving a decent reaction. Marley pulls Vicente up, and whips him into the corner, then he comes in looking for a corner splash, but Vicente moves at the very last second. Marley staggers backwards, and Vicente quickly rolls him up from behind with a schoolboy. Marley rolls through it, and Vicente comes up and Marley blasts him with a flash kick to the temple. Marley hits a few closed fist punches to the back, MMA style, as Vicente turtles and tries to cover up. Marley clamps on a front facelock and begins drilling mounted knee strikes into the collarbone and temple of Vicente. The Idolo can't cover up from these, and as Marley keeps the facelock clamped on he begins performing a Gator roll as he keeps the facelock applied. Then, Marley floats out of it, and as Vicente lays on his stomach, Marley grabs the arm and stretches it out straight and stomps on it! Vicente snaps and rolls around, holding his arm, and Marley, seizing the advantage, hops on and tries to work in an armbar. Vicente elbows Marley off, and rolls to the ropes, eyes wide and trying to blink and examine what in the hell is happening here. Jimmy Garcia: Marley has the Golden Idolo reeling!Katta Pult: Marley is fighting with everything he has, like he's down to his last nickel bag and he needs to end this quick and go text his weedman!!Marley, annoyed by the dramatic exit of Vicente from the ring, walks over and lifts Vicente's still dazed body up and he rolls him towards the ring. And then, Vicente keeps rolling, trying to put as much difference between him and Marley as he can before Marley can get in the ring. Marley puts a little extra speed into going over and picking up Vicente, who responds with an inside cradle. One... Two… Three - Kickout. They both get up to their feet, but Vicente cuts Marley off with a knee to the gut. He takes Marley down with a snap suplex, then he spins back up and performs this twice more! When Vicente gets back to his feet, it's with a cheeky smile and a little shoulder shimmy. Then, he starts going to the ropes, but he sees Marley moving. He drops to his feet, gripping Marley by the back of the head and walking him over towards the rope. He slaps Marley across the face and then he deadlifts him up on a shoulder and deposits Marley up on the top rope. He gives Marley a few right hands, then climbs up, motioning to the crowd as he gets set to give Marley a frankensteiner, but Marley headbutts him in the groin and pushes Vicente back to the mat. Marley, looking unsure because he never goes to the top rope, that's in his bio, steps down from it like uhm, no thank you, and as he steps down and sizes up a groggy Vicente, Marley charges and blasts him with a Danielson style running knee! Katta Pult: HE CALLS THAT "A HONK OF THE BOBO!!"Jimmy Garcia: He... he does not, he calls that the BFT...Marley goes for a cover... One... Two... Three... Kickout! Marley sits up with a shocked (slightly glazed) expression on his face as he looks to the referee, questioning if that was enough to give him a three-count, but the referee shows him only two fingers. Disappointed, and not knowing what to do next, Marley spies Vicente groggily getting to his knees and flailing, and he grits his teeth, determining to end it quick here. He stamps his foot as he goes to the corner, gripping on to the ropes and holding on to them as he builds up energy, measuring Vicente as he gets up for a second, more vicious Honk of the Bobo - I mean, BFT, however, as he charges in for a second big knee, Vicente catches him in mid-flight, and flips them both end over end before bringing them down with a Spanish Fly outta nowhere! Holy crow! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT?!!Katta Pult: HE JUST PICKED HIM OUT OF AIR LIKE A BIRD IN FLIGHT!... FLIPPING OVER ANOTHER BIRD!Jimmy Garcia: What an amazing counter into La Mosca Dorada!!Vicente and Marley are both down, gasping and winded on the mat after that insane reversal, but Marley is clutching at his collarbone and grimacing hard. The referee checks on both men, and starts gauging whether or not to count them out. Katta Pult: Took the wind out of their sails like a poof from the boof!Finally, shaking the cobwebs out, Vicente starts picking his way to his feet and going over to the ropes. He's winded and unsteady as he climbs up to the top rope, but he sets himself aright, and then he flips himself off with an amazing Phoenix splash to the prone Marley! Vicente rolls off Marley, holding his midsection in pain, and Marley lays there, flattened or possibly dead. Vicente rolls over him, hooking the leg. Jimmy Garcia: Sacrificio De Oro!One... Two... Three!! Ding Ding Ding Ethan Miller: HERE IS YOUR WINNER... LAZARO VICENTE!!"Base Design Rap" by Mariachi hits on the PA as Vicente, holding his midsection and grimacing and snarling, makes his way to his feet. He holds his hand out to the referee, telling him to raise his hand, and the referee does. Jimmy Garcia: Another impressive victory for the Golden Idolo, Lazaro Vicente! He's picking up some serious momentum, and I can tell it won't be long until he's competing for real gold here!The referee checks on Marley as Vicente exits the ring, holding his hands up and talking to the crowd.
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Post by Action Reel on May 9, 2022 18:40:16 GMT -5
Texas Tag Team Championships Texas Deathmatch Crimson Blackwell & The Ultimate Ultimate vs. Lucha World Order(c)
THE ULTIMATE ULTIMATE'S MUSIC HITS AND HE RUNS DOWN THE AISLE LIKE A MANDMAN AND DOES LAPS AROUND THE RING TAGGING HANDS AND PUMPED UP LIKE A FREAK. HE DOES A STANDING LONG JUMP FROM OUTSIDE THE RING INTO THE RING AND THEN RUNS THE ROPES LIKE A MANIAC AND THEN SHAKES THE RING ROPES. The lights flash around as the opening of Scars by I Prevail begins. As the lyrics start the arena is blacked out. The beat drops and a white light flashes on the stage as Crimson Blackwell appears with his back turned. He has on a red and black jacket with a spade on the back of it. He turns around energetically and walks to the ring, looking pumped and ready to go. He goes to the ring apron and looks to the crowd. Gets in the ring, stands up on the middle turnbuckle and spreads his arms out as the white light turns off, and the regular arena lights come back on. He steps down and awaits his opponent. Jimmy Garcia: Well heres the challenging team!Katta Pult: This is an odd choice, but Crimson wants to beat Lucha World Orders ass!The music hits and Papito comes walking out like the hunchback of notredame but he spits into the air and raises his hands with the too sweet signature taunt as Riddler jumps from behind the curtain out and gets the crowd pumped. The crowd is booing the entire time. Papito and Riddler do a too sweet on the top of the stage as they make their way down the ramp.. Ethan Miller: From Mexico City, Mexico, they are the Lucha World Order.. THE TEXAS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSSSSSS Papito and Rey Riddler!Papito rolls into the ring as Riddler jumps to the apron and jumps right up to the middle turnbuckle and poses as Papito leans on the ropes facing the hardcam yelling out at the crowd! Riddler flips into the ring and Too Sweets Papito one more time in the middle of the ring as they head bang to their music and play air guitar. They continue yelling out "FOR LIFE" and "LWO HERMANO". They get into their corner and prepare. DING DING DING Papito and Crimson start trading blows and strikes as Ultimate and Riddler go at it before Ultimate pops Riddler up into the air and Riddler hits a hurricanrana sending Ultimate sliding out of the ring under the ropes! Crimson goes for a clothesline but Papito ducks and then hits a superkick to his stomach and then hits a backflip backstabber on Crimson! He stumbles forward and Riddler back body drops him over the top rope to the outside! Jimmy Garcia: This is fast paced action! Remember the way to win this match is just ONE of the teammembers has to be down for a ten count!Katta Pult: And then its over?!Jimmy Garcia: Yes! Then it's over!Riddler and Papito hit the ropes and charge across the ring and fly over the top rope with a twisting flipping PLANCHA!! They take the challengers down!! The crowd pops! Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT!!Katta Pult: THAT WAS AWESOME!!Papito pulls out a table and lays it out and Riddler pulls out table and lays it out! They leave the tables and come over to Crimson who pulled a ladder out from under the ring and stabs it into the stomach of Riddler! Riddler drops to his knees and Crimson smashes the ladder down on the back of Riddler! Papito comes flying with his hands on the ring post and swings into Ultimate who catches him and then slams him down into the ring apron! Crimson sets the ladder up like a bridge on the apron to the railing and Ultimate picks up Papito and lays him on the ladder bridge! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WAIT A MINUTE!!Crimson jumps off the top rope and HITS A SPLASH on Papito on the ladder but it doesn't break!! Katta Pult: MY GOD THAT WAS STIFF AS HELL!!Ultimate flies out of nowhere from the other top rope AND HITS A SPLASH BREAKING THE LADDER IN HALF WHEN HE LANDS ON PAPITO!! Jimmy Garcia: JESUS CHRIST!! HOLY MOLY!!Katta Pult: OHHH MY GOD WHERE DID ULTIMATE COME FROM?!Riddler is up with a steel chair and slams it on the head of Ultimate!! He falls back to the mats and Riddler jumps to the apron but Crimson throws his own chair and slams it into Riddler! Crimson gets on the apron and clotheslines Riddler over the top rope back into the ring from the apron! Crimson gets into the ring and picks up Riddler and hits a spinning sitout powerbomb!! Crimson gets up and wants the official to count! 1 2 3 Papito slides in and shoves Riddler over to his stomach and hits Crimson with a knee to the stomach! Crimson and Papito tie up but Ultimate jumps off the top rope with a steel chair AND CROSSBODYS INTO CRIMSON AND PAPITO!! Jimmy Garcia: MY GOD!!Ultimate gets up but Riddler hits a dropkick to the stomach of Ultimate causing him to go to the ropes and Riddler hits the ropes and comes back with a 619! Ultimate stumbles back into the ring as Riddler springboards off the ropes and moonsaults back onto Ultimate! Katta Pult: Thats what Riddler does! High flying sensation!Riddler slides to the outside and sets up a table on the outside. He goes over and sets up another table on the outside. Both tables sitting right next to each other on the outside and he gets back on the apron but Crimson has a steel chair and slams it on the head of Riddler!! Jimmy Garcia: DAMN!!Riddler falls on the apron and stays put as Ultimate crawls under the ropes and gets to the apron and picks up Riddler but Riddler HITS A LOWBLOW!! Katta Pult: JESUS!! RIGHT TO THE GROIN!!Ultimate and Riddler are on the apron with the tables behind them on the mats as Papito and Crimson reecognize this! They get up and hit the ropes! Jimmy Garcia: LOOK OUT!!CRIMSON AND PAPITO CHARGE ACROSS THE RING SIDE BY SIDE AND HIT SPEARS THROUGH THE ROPES AND PAPITO SPEARS ULTIMATE THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE AS CRIMSON SPEARS RIDDLER THROUGH THE TABLE TOO!! Katta Pult: HOLY SHIT!!Jimmy Garcia: MY GOD!! ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE DOWN!!The official counts! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Papito and Riddler kneel up as Crimson and Ultimate kneel up! Jimmy Garcia: THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING!!Katta Pult: THIS IS WILD!!Crimson and Ultimate grab a taller ladder from under the ring but Papito clubs Crimson in the back! He pulls Crimson up and rolls him into the ring as Riddler has another table! A third table is slid into the ring! Ultimate pulls up the ladder and slides it into the ring too! Jimmy Garcia: THIS IS CHAOS!! THIS IS NUTSO, SISTAH!Katta Pult: YOU'RE TELLING ME!Riddler stands up but Crimson shoves him to the turnbuckles as Papito hits a superkick on Crimson!! Jimmy Garcia: DAMN!!Papito picks up Crimson and hits a stiff german suplex! Ultimate stands the ladder up in the corner and turns around and Riddler hits a forearm to Ultimate but Ultimate pops Riddler up and throws him on the tp rope stomach first and now he just lays there! Papito turns around and Ultimate hits a spear taking Papito down!! Ultimate stands up and sets up the table in the middle of the ring... Ultimate turns around and Riddler hits a superkick on Ultimate! Papito is up and hits a superkick on Ultimate! Then they hit a third superkick in stereo at the same time and Ultimate lands on the table.. it doesn't break and Papito tells Riddler to climb up! Jimmy Garcia: Riddler is going to the top of the ladder!Papito turns around and Crimson misses with the chair shot and it flies out of the ring! Papito turns him around and hits a superkick to the head of Crimson! He hits a second superkick! AND THEN A THIRD SUPERKICK and Crimson flies through the ropes to the outside! Riddler is up on top.. Papito holds him up.. and grabs the steel chair on the outside and slides back in.. Jimmy Garcia: What is he doing!?Katta Pult: I don't know!!Papito throws the chair up and Riddler catches it while up on the 20 foot ladder.. RIDDLER PUTS IT UNDER HIS ASS AND LEAPS OFF!! AND RIDDLER SMASHES THE CHAIR AND HIS LEGS/ASS THROUGH THE ULTIMATE ULTIMATE THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE RING!! Jimmy Garcia: OHHHHH MY GOD!!Katta Pult: THAT WAS 20 FEET IN THE AIR!!Jimmy Garcia: HOLYYYYY SHIIIIIITTT!!Ultimate is out as Papito lifts Riddler up to his feet and then Papito tosses the chair out and it lands on Crimson! The official is counting! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: AND STILL TEXAS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! PAPITO AND RIDDLER SURVIVE!Riddler and Papito kneel down and hug each other!! Katta Pult: WHAT A TEXAS DEATHMATCH! AUSTIN, TEXAS JUST GOT THE TAG TEAM MATCH OF THE CENTURY!!Riddler and Papito are handed their Texas Tag Team Championships and they raise them up! They've become fan favorites now as they celebrate as officials help the table debris, Ultimate and Crimson out of frame and out of the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Holy shit what a match, Katta! The Lucha World Order will be in the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship match at Evolution 5! The Joey Bunga Gauntlet Invitational!Katta Pult: Did they just become instant favorites now?! I think so!Riddler and Papito climb up the ladder in the ring and hold up their Texas Tag Team Championships up and Riddler is higher on the ladder than Papito and they celebrate together! Jimmy Garcia: And there they are! The Texas Tag-Katta Pult: WHO IS THAT?!Two figures get into the ring and stand in the middle of it.. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL?!The music stopped and the crowd is buzzing red fucking hot as the two figures dressed in all black with Joe Biden masks on. One of the figures pulls Riddler off the ladder, catches him and POWERBOMBS him on the canvas!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!The other figure brings Papito down, catches him on his shoulders and hits a Death Valley Driver on the canvas!! Katta Pult: WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!!? THEY JUST TOOK OUT LUCHA WORLD ORDER!!The two figures lift the ladder up and push it out of the god damn ring and turn around.. The two figures pose in front of each other before picking up Riddler.. They grab Riddler into a tombstone as the second figure superkicks Riddler in the back of the head and then the first figure crushes Riddler down with a tombstone piledriver! Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT!! WHAT THE HELL?!Papito is up but barely and the two figures superkick Papito in the stomach before picking him up and dropping him with a STIFF as fuck Brainbuster!! Katta Pult: OH MY GOD!!Jimmy Garcia: WHAT ARE THEY DOING NOW?!The two figures pull their black hoodies back and then take off the Joe Biden masks! THE CROWD ERUPTS! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!! THATS TOXIN!! AND CINTA!!Katta Pult: OH MY GOD!! THEY'RE HERE!! THE DEATHSTARS ARE HERE!!They take off the hoodies and their breakaway black pants and then do their signature pose and the crowd is eating it up! They pick up Ridder one more time and Cinta has him on his shoulders and then flips him into a Death Valley Driver but Toxin catches him into an inverted TOMBSTONE/PEDIGREE DRIVER!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!Papito is being choked by Toxin now with his boot in his throat as Cinta kneels down and rips the mask open and then hits him with debris from the table!! Katta Pult: STOP! STOP!! THIS HAS TO STOP!!Papito is busted open and bleeding as Riddler is crawling over but just as he leans up and crawls on top of Papito.. Toxin superkicks Riddler in the head just as Cinta hits a jumping curbstomp driving Riddlers head right into the canvas!! Jimmy Garcia: GOD DAMN IT!!Katta Pult: DEATHSTARS JUST DESTROYED LUCHA WORLD ORDER!!Deathstars pose over Lucha World Order and then throw their Texas Tag Team belts ontop of them as the crowd is popping and booing! Jimmy Garcia: What the hell did we just see!?Katta Pult: I THINK DEATHSTARS ARE OFFICIALLY ON CRUISERCLASH!!Jimmy Garcia: ALL HELL JUST BROKE LOOSE IN THE TAG TEAM DIVISION!We fade to a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on May 9, 2022 18:41:29 GMT -5
Hype!
Jimmy Garcia: It's official! The Womens Championship will be defended at Evolution 5 and they'll try once again! Serenity Holmes defends her Championship against Alice Gemini!Katta Pult: Ever since Alice Gemini won Pure Cup II and she chose Serenity Holmes, you could tell Serenity just felt a bit offended.. insulted, even, but they'll settle their score at Evolution 5!Jimmy Garcia: And check this out! Omega Championship Wrestling getting in on the action next month with another Paramount+ Special!Katta Pult: OCW Presents Summer Splash! I can't wait! Though, I'm biased, Jimmy! I love listening to you and Money! Mike! Massaro!Jimmy Garcia: Thank you, Katta, that means a lot! Nate Nytro and Omega Championship Wrestling will be bringing out all the stops for that special next month!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 9, 2022 18:42:41 GMT -5
#1 Contender for Evolution 5 Romeo Finet vs. Andre Jenson vs. Teo Blaze
Jimmy Garcia: Well, its main event time! We're ready to determine a number one contender right here!Katta Pult: All night these three have been waiting for this moment! Who is going to Evolution 5 to face Bryan Blaze for the Cruiserweight Championship!?A deep voice booms from the PA system "In the world of the fantasy land of Kem begot a new type of warrior, one which was created from the fires of the star Elume and forged in the great battles of the third age. A warrior so daring and so brave that King Dennis the maker himself would try to destroy him and fail. This man is more than man, he is legend" Big Blue Dress by Cranius begins to play as mist slowly rolls up the entrance ramp while Andre Jenson appears from behind the curtain. Andre looks around to the crowd with a huge smile, waving to both the left and right side of the ramp. He then beckons to the back and 4 other similarly clad LARPers emerge, flanking him. They look like a classic dungeon party. The big man, wearing full armour and holding a shield and sword takes position in front, while the tiny elf, dressed in green druid like clothing takes the rear, waving his staff in the air. The other two, a woman wielding a bow and a rather scary looking hairy beast wielding an axe take position either side of Jenson. Jenson makes some waving movements with his hands and shouts something to the ceiling and they all start moving forward, seemingly satisfied. When they get to the ring, AJ again makes some gestures and they stop, he shakes hands with each one of them, before pulling up the apron and grabbing a money pouch from under the ring. He gives each of the party a coin, and they take a defensive stance. He grins and then rolls under the bottom rope into the ring, while fishing out a couple of d20 dice and rolling them. He then nods as if acknowledging the results and shakes the referee's hand, forearm to forearm. After this, he climbs each of the middle turnbuckles in turn and looks like he casts a spell on each one of them with hand gestures and some reagents from his pouch. Katta Pult: Jenson is a former Champion!Jimmy Garcia: Fun fact, Katta, the last THREE champions were Romeo, Teo and Andre!Katta Pult: Wow!The speakers crackle to life and announce //IS IT MUCH TOO MUCH TO ASK\\ //NOT TO HIDE BEHIND THE MASK\\ The words "ROMEO H. FINET" are spelled out one by one in blue cursive on the ActionTron during the instrumental. The unmistakable timbre of MF Doom hits with //HEAD ON STRAIGHT, MASK ON CROOKED\\ and out steps Romeo "Finesse" Finet. He pauses at the top of the ramp with closed eyes and a deep breath, absorbing as much of the moment as he can. He pops open his eyes and smiles wide as he heads down the ramp full of focus. He rolls under the bottom rope and throws his hands up in the middle of the ring to a modest pop from the crowd. Finet immediately begins running the ropes, fixing his eyes on his opponent. Jimmy Garcia: Romeo won the belt and then just.. gave it back!Katta Pult: Yeah, and lets not act like that was ever brought up! That's been a HUGE unanswered question since!The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message: Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set. Then, without warning, the static is consumed by a smiling, dark red face as the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant the flames fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze. He wears a bright red and gold mask over his face, matching the face that appeared on the tron moments ago. He turns towards the ring, his head hanging slightly to one side limply, even unnaturally, then slowly, he reaches up, and with his left hand...he removes the mask to reveal his face, an expression of wild abandon etched across it, a crooked smile showing a row of bright teeth. With a sinister laugh, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation- yet there is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, he holds out the mask in front of him with one hand, the smile on his face matching the mask's smile perfectly. Finally, he steps into the ring, stretching loosely and preparing for the match. Katta Pult: This crowd loves Teo Blaze!Jimmy Garcia: Yes, they do!Katta Pult: All three superstars are in the ring!Ethan Miller: This is a triple threat match to determine the number one contender for The Cruiserweight Champio-Ethan is interrupted as HERITAGE AND BRYAN BLAZE SLIDE INTO THE RING! Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL!?Romeo turns and Harper hits a big boot sending him down! Payne hits a russian leg sweep on Jenson! Teo is hitting a strike on Bryan, another strike, but Bryan blocks it, chops it down and kicks Teo in the stomach and then hits a DDT on Teo! Jimmy Garcia: OH THIS IS BS!! THIS IS BS!! COME ON!! WHY DO THIS NOW?!Katta Pult: THE LENGTHS BRYAN BLAZE GOES TO, TO ENSURE DESTRUCTION AND DAMAGE ON THESE THREE CRUISERWEIGHTS IS MIND-BOGGLING!Harper stomps on Romeos head before picking him by his neck and pants and throws him right into Bryans grasp who then flips and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER! Katta Pult: BLAZE OF GLORY ON ROMEO FINET!!Payne slaps Jenson around before shoving him towards Bryan who hits a discus clothesline! Jimmy Garcia: THE MODIFIED CLOTHESLINE FROM NOVA SCOTIA!!And finally Teo is picked up by both Harper and Payne and they laugh at Teo who is hanging his head low from the beat down.. They hold him up and Bryan Blaze hits a SUPERKICK on Teos head! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!Teo stumbles forward and bends down and Blaze hits another canadian destroyer on Teo! Jimmy Garcia: BLAZE OF GLORY ON TEO! GOD DAMN IT!Katta Pult: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!! DAMN IT!! DAMN IT!!Bryan Blaze grabs his Cruiser.. erm, Canadian Championship and stands in the middle of the ring and holds it up over his head as James Payne and Cousin Harper step over their destruction and join Bryan in posing! The crowd is BOOOOOING. We see Romeo trying to lift his head off the mat.. Teo isn't moving.. and Jenson coughing as officials come down the ramp to check on the superstars. Jimmy Garcia: WE DIDNT EVEN FIGURE OUT A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!Katta Pult: WHAT WILL JOEY BUNGA DO NOW?! HE CAN'T STAND FOR THIS!!Jimmy Garcia: BUT RIGHT NOW THE ONLY MAN STANDING.. IS THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, BRYAN BLAZE!Blaze smirks as the CruiserClash fades off the air.
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