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Post by Action Reel on May 2, 2022 16:54:13 GMT -5
Inside the arena in Philly and the crowd is popping! They're going crazy as the ActionTron lights up and we immediately cut to a backstage office where Joey Bunga is dead center of the camera! The crowd pops for Bunga! He's smiling but a bit more serious to start this episode out! Joey Bunga: Ight, it appears as we're getting closer and closer to Evolution 5 that I'm going to need to announce a Cruiserweight Championship match. The crowd pops. Joey Bunga: Or as Bryan Blaze calls it, the Canandian Championship!The crowd boos. Joey Bunga: Yeaaah boi my thots exactly. So, I'm going to continue thinking about it but by the end of tonight, I will have a decision on either how to make a number one contender.. or I'll have a number one contender for Evolution 5! The crowd buzzes, pops, hmms. Joey Bunga: Enjoy the show!The ActionTron fades out and we cut to the announcers! Jimmy Garcia: What an announcement that isKatta Pult: That's what I'm saying, but we're ACTION PACKED tonight, we have to get started!Jimmy Garcia: First match coming your way!
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Post by Action Reel on May 2, 2022 16:55:29 GMT -5
Alex Marley vs. Mandi Kase vs. Crimson Blackwell
We come back to CruiserClash and just like what AEW does sometimes, fuck the entrances, lets do COKE and get right to the ACTION! Jimmy Garcia: Three way dance!Katta Pult: Here we go!DING DING DING Our opening contest begins with Mandi Kase attempting a sneak Superkick on Alex Marley. “The Sheriff Shooter” manages to catch and hold his opponent’s boot like a certain glass slipper. Kase begs off Marley by saying “You’re Not My Type” while fans inside Wells Fargo Center want to see Blunt Force Trauma. Alex shoves Mandi off into the southern-facing ring ropes. As he crouches into a Greco-Roman wrestler stance, “Woodstock’s Highest” becomes temporarily disoriented. He didn’t prepare on “The Ace of Spades” busting out a wildcard as Crimson Blackwell connects with a Reverse Frankensteiner. He goes for a nonchalant cover which receives zero “Motownphilly” love for the Detroit native. Marley pushes Blackwell to a near vertical base. Kase would probably score with a Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors Takedown, but stutter steps upon realizing Crimson looks nothing like Jade Riley or Adilene Floyd. Such a momentary miscalculation allows Alex Marley to hit an absolutely aggro Americanized Arm Drag. Its impact makes Mandi’s mass skip like a pond pebble under the northern-facing bottom rope, apron, and up the entrance ramp. This time Blackwell becomes bewildered as he’s rocked with forearm shivers, elbows, and a full cutlery set of knife-edge chops. Alex’s euphoria reaches Lemon Hill levels upon hearing those in attendance cheer loudly. Marley drops Blackwell with a diabolical Double-Underhook DDT before slinking to the northeastern turnbuckle post. He waits for a groggy Crimson, rising half-zombified, and blasts him back down via Blunt Force Trauma. Alex applies his patented Chronic Joint Pain on an utterly unconscious Blackwell. Based on this development, the referee signals for the bell. Jimmy Garcia: Its over! Alex Marley wins!Katta Pult: What a victory for Alex Marley!Alex Marley poses as the ref raises his hand and we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 2, 2022 16:59:55 GMT -5
Aphriya Adler vs. Roddy Zalez
Jimmy Garcia: This next match is good because Adler will be defending her Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship in a huge Joey Bunga Invitational Gauntlet match at Evolution 5 and Roddy will be entered into that match!The lights in the arena turn dark to allow "Happy Endings" by Mike Shinoda ft. iann dior and UPSAHL to play on the PA. A single spotlight shines on the stage to showcase Roddy Zalez with his arms spread. His vest is open to showcase how physiqued he is and the smirk on his face does little to ingratiate himself with the fans. Their reaction is a pretty heavy set of boos. As he walks down the aisle, he ignores the people attempting to touch him. Hell, he ignores anybody in his presence entirely, opting instead to tilt his nose and continue his smirk. As he reaches ringside, he hops onto the apron before jumping over the top rope. He finds a nearby turnbuckle and spreads his arms again, showcasing his toned body much to the jeers of the crowd. He nods and smirks, chuckling to himself for a few moments. He hops down and tosses his vest to the floor. He then stands in the ring as his music fades away. Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing, much to your viewing pleasure. Hailing from The Palace of Paradise in St. Petersburg, Florida. Weighing tonight at a stunning 197 pounds. He is THE...Young Dynasty. Roddy...ZALEZ!Roddy spreads his arms as the crowd starts to hail him with boos. Jimmy Garcia: Here we go! Roddy is ready!A shower of rainbow colored lights falls upon the stage just as "Bad Girl" by DAYA begins to play. Aphriya Adler then explodes from behind the curtain jumping and reaching out to the crowd, each side of the stage. Then it seems as though the rainbow lights escort down the ramp. Her energy is high and quite contagious as the crowd cheers for her. Aphriya tries to touch each fan's hand that are outstretched down the ramp. She seems to glide into the ring under the bottom rope seamlessly. She bounces to each side raising her hand to the crowd with a bright smile. The music begins to fade and the gameface comes on. Removing her jacket then keeping herself loose in the corner awaiting the battle to begin. Jimmy Garcia: Remember Aphable Azzumption defend their Tag Team belts in a Gauntlet Invitational and we know Rulers of our World are on it, along with Twleve, Brad n Chad, Best of the Future, Red White and Bruised and Mexican Nightmares!Katta Pult: Of course it's open invitational too, so anyone as long as their 201 and under in weight can be in it!DING DING DING Roddy shocks and awes to a German Suplex but Adler flips out of it and lands on her feet! She goes for a lariat but he ducks and hits a neckbreaker! He pops over to a cover! One! Two! Kick out but Adler is back up and sweeps the leg out from Roddy and covers! One! Roddy kicks out and Adler flips him down INTO AN ARMBAR! Just then Doc and Kitsumi are on the stage and start posing as their music hits again! Jimmy Garcia: Wait a minute!Adler gets up and faces the ropes and Roddy rolls her up from behind! Jimmy Garcia: WAIT A MINUTE!BUT ADLER FLIPS RODDY OVER AND COVERS! ONE!! TWO!! THREE! DING DING DING Katta Pult: WAIT WAIT WAIT SHE WON?!Jimmy Garcia: RODDY CANT BELIEVE IT!! APHRIYA ADLER JUST WON!She slides out of the ring and grabs her Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship as Kitsumi and Doc slide into the ring and are furious Roddy lost! Roddy is arguing with official but he's saying his shoulders were down for three! He's saying he got them up as he kicks the ropes! Adler is up the ramp celebrating with her belt! Jimmy Garcia: What a win! Aphable Azzumption might just keep this momentum up for a few more weeks, yeah?We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 2, 2022 17:01:55 GMT -5
A Look Back at Omega Championship Wrestling's Wednesday Night Warfare
Jimmy Garcia: Thats what happened last Wednesday Night, and Katta, these two teams are starting to get on each others nerves more and more as we inch closer to that huge Cruiserweight Tag Team Gauntlet Championship match at Evolution 5!Katta Pult: It's really opened up the flood gates and we're seeing top tag teams from across the world join! Lets go backstage, where I believe we have Karlie Nash!We go backstage! Jade: Please welcome my guest at this time, Karlie Nash, last week you got a little measure of revenge against Mexican Nightmare member Insano, thoughts.Karlie: Not gonna lie Jade, it felt good.Jade: After the match you were attacked by the Nightmares, but they ran off once Nikola came out.Karlie: Yeah it's obvious they want no part of us when it's two on two. At Evolution there is no running away.Jade: Tonight, you face one of the newest members of Cruiserclash, The Ultimate Ultimate. What have you learned about him from last week? Karlie: Last week he lost to Azurine, which proves two things, one he sucks, and if he lost to Vebbins, then me beating him is a foregone conclusion.Jade: And what about the fact that there will be another OCW presence here tonight, are you prepared if The Mexican Nightmares intend to get involved in your match.Karlie: Of course I’m prepared I’ll have Hilda out there with and her breakfast was bigger than those two, plus she can beat them to a pulp and not break a sweat, and but of course they would have to somehow get through Nikola first, people underestimates her, but everyone knows that she is tough and vicious when you piss her off, so no I’m not worried about the Mexican Nightmares, nor am I worried about the Ultimate Ultimate loser I’m facing tonight. As always it was your pleasure.Karlie smirks then walks off.
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Post by Action Reel on May 2, 2022 17:07:09 GMT -5
Havoc vs. Lázaro Vicente
Ethan Miller: The following match is scheduled for one fall. First, hailing from Roswell, Georgia and weighing in tonight at 201 pounds exactly... please welcome the Worldwide Shooter... Havoc!“Ruthless” by Nonpoint plays as Havoc emerges to a mixed reaction. He ventures to the ring with purpose. Jimmy Garcia: The Wanderer has lived up to his name so far in Action Wrestling, wandering without any real direction and not a huge amount of wins so far despite obviously possessing huge talent.Katta Pult: A reputation on the Japanese wrestling scene means diddly squat here on CruiserClash. This is a different animal.Jimmy Garcia: I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss Havoc. There's an adaptation process, sure, but he was so close to victory last week before the veteran Karlie Nash swooped in. He's getting better each week and I've no doubt his trajectory will turn very soon.Mariachi music mixed some drum beats and guitar plucking kicks up as a Golden beam of light points to the stage. Out from behind the curtain steps Lázaro wearing a golden jaguar like warrior lucha mask, a black long sleeveless jacket, gold trunks, and white boots. Ethan Miller: And his opponent, proudly from Guanajuato City, Mexico, he weighs 198 pounds, The Golden Idolo Lázaro Vicente!Lázaro stands center stage and crosses his heart before throwing his two index fingers to the sky triggering Golden sparks to shoot up and fall to the ramp as he makes his way to the ring. Lázaro slaps a few hands before stopping at the stairs, he looks back and notices a small boy with his father, he nods and offers his mask to the boy, who let's him put it on him. The dad gives Lázaro a thumbs up before Lázaro turns back to the ring to ascend the top rope where he looks out to the surrounding crowd of fans. He points both index fingers up to the sky before leaping and rolling through as he hits the mat. He hits the ropes before finding his way to his corner, adjusting his wrist tape and giving his coat to one of the ring helpers. Katta Pult: Vicente is proud of his pedigree between those ropes. So when a stupid fan thought Daddy's rupees to buy him a shot in that ring, El ídolo De Oro snapped that Raj kid's puny arm.Jimmy Garcia: That was too much. Gatekeeping to the extreme. Idolo better hope the kid doesn't sue.Katta Pult: Raj Banerjee wanted a match. He probably creamed himself getting snapped by one of the brightest new stars in AW.Jimmy Garcia: Well, we'll see how bright he is tonight in this, his one on one debut. This is a prelude to the six person scramble at XIII and both will want to be asserting their dominance going into that big match.DING DING! The two men hook arms. This evolves into a test of strength. Havoc seems to let Idolo overpower him before sliding under his legs, kipping up the other side and bringing Lázaro down with a Swinging Neckbreaker. He poses to a mixed reaction. Idolo gets up and the two engage in another test of strength. This time Lázaro leans back, goes to wrap his legs around Havoc's head for a Hurricanrana... but no, Havoc holds him in mid air. Katta Pult: Buckle Bomb incoming!But as Havoc launches him into the turnbuckle, Idolo manages to find his footing. He jumps off the top rope and hits a crisp Top Rope Hurricanrana. Idolo also poses. Jimmy Garcia: Both these men have their fair share of supporters and detractors!Idolo picks up Havoc and hits the Three Amigos Suplexes. However, on the third one, Havoc tenses up and rolls Idolo up for a pin. One Two Idolo kicks out! He gets straight up and aggressively stomps on Havoc. He lifts him up... European Uppercut... Havoc bounces off the ropes... Tornado DDT. Cover. One Two NO! Idolo continues the assault with a flurry of chops then a Blockbuster. He locks in the Fujiwara Armbreaker. Katta Pult: This is the move that destroyed that stupid fan Raj's arm last week!Rope break. Lázaro keeps it locked in. The referee admonishes him. They get into a heated conversation. Jimmy Garcia: Vicente is determined to win by any means necessary. What a competitor.This gives Havoc chance to recuperate. As Idolo pulls him up, Havoc surprises him with a Lariat. He locks in a Boston Crab. Idolo edges to the ropes and the referee orders Havoc to release the hold. He does not. Katta Pult: I dig this. Two men who aren't afraid to play a little dirty.Jimmy Garcia: Ooh err.Havoc finally lets go and pulls Idolo up into an Airplane Spin TKO. He makes the cover. One Two Jimmy Garcia: Vicente kicks out! What a contest!Havoc grabs Idolo by the hair and drags him across the ring, positioning him towards the corner in preparation for a high flying move. Jimmy Garcia: Havoc's going up. This feels like a key point in this match. High risk but high reward here...He launches off the top rope with his signature Diving Double Foot Stomp... MISSES! Idolo slid away. Vicente gets up and approaches Havoc... He launches him in the air, runs, then... Katta Pult: EL GATO DRIVER!He executes his patented Running Michinoku Driver! Jimmy Garcia: THIS HAS GOTTA BE OVER!Idolo makes the pin. One Two THREE! DING DING DING! Ethan Miller: Here is your winner, The Golden Idolo Lázaro Vicente! Vicente points at his mija in the crowd. The referee raises his hands. Havoc smashes the mat in frustration and walks out to dust off and focus on hopefully better days ahead. Jimmy Garcia: Very impressive by both men. Havoc appears to be adapting fast to the AW style but fell marginally short to The Golden Idolo.Katta Pult: This man is going places.Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, he's put the whole division on watch. This is huge before they meet again with four others at XIII!As The Golden Idolo is left alone in the ring, celebrating his triumph, two familiar looking Indian men walk to the ring. Katta Pult: Here's that idiot Raj Banerjee again. Is he a glutton for punishment or what?The suited Onkar Banerjee pushes his son Raj, clad in a The Golden Idolo t-shirt and his arm in a sling, towards the ring. Raj is reluctant. Onkar has a mic. Jimmy Garcia: What is Onkar doing? Get your son out of there!They reach the ring and Idolo gets in Raj's face. Onkar Banerjee: Wait, Lázaro! Last week, my son Raj disgraced the Banerjee family name with his foolish escapades in this ring. We understand why you were so irritated. You've worked yourself to the bone, across the world, to step foot in an Action Wrestling ring. And my son, uses and abuses the power his Pita has also worked tirelessly for, by begging me to get him an opportunity in this ring.Jimmy Garcia: What's wrong with making a guy's dreams come true?!Katta Pult: It was a pathetic idea. Onkar was indulging him reluctantly.Idolo steps back a little. Onkar: Therefore, at my behest, Raj will do the only smart thing in his pathetic, embarrassing life... APOLOGISE.Big heat. Raj's head drops in shame. Onkar: Raj... NOW!His son takes a while but forces out some words using his uninjured arm to hold the mic, shakily. Raj Banerjee: actually i very sorry.i overstep my bounds.i no now that my dreem is just joke.i leeve now.bye.As he starts to go, Vicente pulls him back and spins him around. Raj holds his injured arm in its sling, protectively. Lázaro Vicente: What I did to you last week was a cautionary tale to overzealous, entitled fans. But I now see you as not just an annoying fan, I see you are a family man. I respect that, from one family man to another.Raj puts his arm around his father in agreement but Onkar swats him away. Lázaro: But as for your apology, I do not accept it! The only thing that will absolve you is what you failed to do last week... TAP OUT OR PASS OUT!Jimmy Garcia: Don't do this!!!Raj looks shocked as Idolo moves closer. Instead of aggression, Vicente ruffles his hair. Lázaro: Don't sweat it niño, I was joking. Here, look me in the eye like a real hombre and shake my hand.Raj smiles and reciprocates the handshake with his uninjured arm... BUT IDOLO LOCKS IN THE FUJIWARA ARM BAR AGAIN! Onkar leaves, disgusted. Jimmy Garcia: GET THE HELL OFF HIM!Katta Pult: Only when Raj does what he's meant to.As Raj wails in agony, Idolo pulls tighter. Lázaro: TAP OR PASS!Raj's screams become more disturbing but he fails to tap. Jimmy Garcia: At this rate, Raj won't have an arm to tap out with! WAIT, NO...As the crowd jeer incessantly, Idolo lets go of Raj's left arm and pulls the injured one out the sling. He locks in the Fujiwara Armbar on that arm. Jimmy Garcia: If last week was a lesson, this week is DAMN ASSAULT!Lázaro: TAP OR PASS! TAP OR PASS! TAP OR PASS!Some idiots in the crowd continue the chant but most are disturbed for Raj's safety. Officials run out but Idolo kicks them away like they're nothing. Lázaro: TAP OR PASS, PUTO!Raj continues to shake his head whilst shrieking in all kinds of pain. Jimmy Garcia: He's gonna snap the arm from the joint!Katta Pult: What is this kid doing? I think he's too dumb to tap.Jimmy Garcia: This is either tremendous bravery...Katta Pult: Or tremendous stupidity!Eventually, enough officials and security swarm around Lázaro and pull him off the helpless fan. EMTs rush in and attend to Raj. Jimmy Garcia: We need to go to a commercial break. This is hard to watch.
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Post by Action Reel on May 2, 2022 17:16:21 GMT -5
Karlie Nash vs. The Ultimate Ultimate
(Andre coded it and im not recoding it)
The Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, is excited for another episode of Cruiserclash especially with the great numbers in attendance for the action that already happened. Philadelphia has always been the premier audience for professional wrestling and Action Wrestling has always appreciated that but coming up to the next match, a lot of interest has peaked for these two competitors. The live broadcast of the event has transitioned to show the commentary booth ready to preview the upcoming bout. [font color="005c25"Jimmy Garcia:[/color] Ladies and gentlemen, we are now ready for the next scheduled match for the event. The Premier Athlete will step into the ring against The Ultimate Ultimate. Karlie Nash came off a victory last week in a triple threat match against Insano and Havoc but The Ultimate Ultimate will be looking for his first win in Action Wrestling. Who better than Karlie Nash to start a winning streak on Cruiserclash?! Katta Pult:[/color] The Ultimate Ultimate is by far the dumbest name I've ever heard. He probably thought it would be cool after going Ultra Instinct on a Dragon Ball Z game. Karlie Nash has the momentum and experience. She deserves more respect and credit around here, thank you! [font color="005c25"Jimmy Garcia:[/color] I'm sure Karlie feels the same way. She was attacked at Havoc by a couple of our OCW talents and ever since then, she's been on a warpath to get revenge. Karlie feels many have discredited her and she wants to make an example to remind everyone why she's the premier athlete in Action Wrestling. Katta Pult:[/color] Well tonight, the Ultimate Ultimate better be ready because he's unlucky to be in her path! Karlie Nash is going to take her anger out on the poor guy. If he manages to pull off the upset win, this would add even more fury to Karlie. Anyhow, I want to see what this match has in store for not only us but for everyone around the world. [font color="005c25"Jimmy Garcia:[/color] I can't wait to see Katta! Let's turn it over to Ethan Miller in the ring right now! The camera transitions to the interior of the ring where Ethan Miller stands in the center professionally dressed for the occasion. He receives the cue from production, to begin with, the match introductions. Ding! Ding! Ding! Ethan Miller: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Heavy music plays instantly from the venue's surround systems to where the audience has a positive reaction to the music. They witness the maniac known as The Ultimate Ultimate sprinting out from the backstage area to the interior of the arena in a fast-paced run down the narrow pathway to the ring. The audience watches this charismatic muscle-bound athlete continue running down to the ring and support his championship-caliber run. Ethan Miller: Introducing first! Hailing from The Ultimate Location! At six feet, five inches tall, weighing in at two-hundred and seventy-five pounds! He is The Ultimate Ultimate! Katta Pult:[/color] Wait! Did he just say two-hundred and seventy-five pounds?! [font color="005c25"Jimmy Garcia:[/color] I think he did... The madman manages to do a long jump from the northern ringside mat to the apron edge before shooting his entire body into the ring. He immediately runs to the ropes and grabs them firmly before shaking them wildly. The fans at ringside are loving this crazy energy and he remains in his corner awaiting Karlie Nash as his music fades away. Katta Pult:[/color] Hold on a damn minute! How the hell did he manage to surpass the cruiserweight limit?! [font color="005c25"Jimmy Garcia:[/color] Well according to officials, he did make weight yesterday to compete for this match but he must have gained back the seventy-five pounds before this match. Katta Pult:[/color] What kind of UFC bullshit is this?! We have one strict weight division in the company and they still can't make that?! "Knuckle Up" by Snowgoons plays from the arena's surrounding systems to a hostile environment thanks to the Philadelphia audience. Karlie Nash walks out to the center stage but she doesn't pay attention to the rowdy fans especially the ones closer to the stage spewing their insults at her. She keeps a steady composure but her eyes are locked on her opponent with all the anger built up from Havoc. Ethan Miller: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Grand Marais, Minnesota! At five feet, eleven inches tall, weighing in at one-hundred and seventy-two pounds! She is "The Premier Athlete" Karlie Nash! She marches down the pathway to the ring and blatantly ignores the fans reaching out for her attention. The negative reactions and insults grow louder but she keeps her focus on The Ultimate Ultimate preparing for the match. Karlie stops before the apron edge before walking over to the steel steps but before she climbs them, she looks to her left at a group of fans holding up signs with insults written them. Karlie rolls her eyes and continues upwards into the ring. [font color="005c25"Jimmy Garcia:[/color]: Karlie Nash has been one of the biggest names on the Cruiserclash roster. A former three-time Cruiserweight Tag Team Champion but now she's pissed off especially at the OCW developmental for interfering in the Havoc Rumble. Karlie said she would make an example out of The Ultimate Ultimate so he'd better be prepared for what's coming his way! Karlie stands on the middle turnbuckle outside the ropes and looks down at the audience with a clear form of disrespect. The thumbs down to the fans at ringside has them going even more rowdy towards her but she removes her robes and throws them down at them for her humor. Karlie quickly descends to the apron edge before moving inside the ring to stay in her designated corner as the music fades away. Katta Pult:[/color]: Say what you want about Karlie Nash but she's no one to mess with inside the ring. The Ultimate Ultimate is about to get his opportunity to redeem himself here from last week and he's looking ready to pounce! He's bulking up and powering up! Let's get this match started! Ding! Ding! Ding! The Ultimate Ultimate starts grabbing onto the top rope with both hands before shaking it very wildly. The audience of Philadelphia is going wild with the energy exemplified in the atmosphere. He turns around and points at Karlie who looks unphased in the corner before making a beeline towards her from an explosive sprint. Out of nowhere, The Ultimate Ultimate gets side-swiped by the premier athlete and instantly his body collides into the steel post through the turnbuckles in the corner! Katta Pult:[/color]: Oh my god!!! [font color="005c25"Jimmy Garcia:[/color] The Ultimate Ultimate just shot his entire body into the steel post after Karlie Nash moved out of the way! That's one of the hardest collisions I've ever witnessed in my years of commentary! The audience is dead silent after that false hope and Karlie walks around the ring laughing at the audience. They erupt into more chaotic boos for her but she turns her sights down onto her opponent who slowly removes himself from between the ropes. Once he turns around, he eats a boot into his ribs to keep him bent forward for Karlie to undertake both arms. Using all the strength she has, she's able to lift him barely off the mat for the finishing Double Underhook Piledriver! [font color="005c25"Jimmy Garcia:[/color] UPPER BODY INJURY!!! THE FINISHING DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER!!! Katta Pult:[/color]: DAMN KARLIE! ARE YOU THAT PISSED OFF?! HERE'S THE PIN ATTEMPT! One! Two! Three! Ding! Ding! Ding! Karlie Nash just gets up from the fallen carcass and looks to the referee to raise her arm. The audience continues booing and she takes the moment to congratulate herself before leaving the ring. Ethan Miller: Here is your winner, Karlie Nash!
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Post by Action Reel on May 2, 2022 17:18:24 GMT -5
Tag Teams Hyping Themselves Up For Evolution 5!
We open up in a gym setting with Chad and Brad working out. They stop and put the weights down and stare into the camera. Chad: Hah whats up you beta cucks! let me hear ya make some noise if ya want us to tag team your moms lmao. At Evolution we're going to lmaofart our way to the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship belts and none of you guys are going to stop us!Brad: He's Chad. I'm Brad and we're dope and rad. You're gonna be sad. Probably mad. I could be your dad. I'm not and I'm glad. LOL this shit was EASY.The two hit a signature pose after highfiving and hype themselves up. We cut to another location. We're inside the Omega Championship Wrestling PC center where Insano and Kodi Cia are kneeling down in a darkened room inside the ring. Insano: Arruinaste nuestro partido y pagarás por lo que nos hiciste! Estúpidos cabrones, sois mocosos americanos mimados y sangraréis por lo que habéis hecho. ¡Tu castigo vendrá al precio de tu cabeza!Kodi Cia: Basically. Karlie. You will be ended.The two stare into the camera lens as we transition into another location. This time we're transported to a Japanese dojo where twins Roko and Mashin are hitting strikes on a figure who is wrapped up in padding and a helmet. They stop as Roko takes over. Mashin: Roko is a striking machine. He can end anyones life in the blink of an eye. We're too fast for you. We're too quick for you. No matter who holds the Championship belts, or at what time we enter the ring, we know that we have what it takes to become Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions. Roko stops and comes over. Roko: Sorry. English bad. But know; we are future Champions. We are Best of the Future.Roko and Mashin hit a signature pose as the scene fades into another scene. This time we're in a dance studio but sirens are ringing out and strobes of blue and red light are flashing. Twelve come into frame. Copper: Officer Copper here reporting for booty duty. Listen up buttcheeks, we're about to spread ya'll at Evolution 5. You think you can handle this? You think you CAN HANDLE DIS?Dick: They see me patrollin, they hatin', but ya know I'm about to cuff up dat booty! Copper: lets cuff up dat booty! lets cuff up dat booty!They hit a few dance moves before directing their attention back to the camera lens. Dick: We'll hit that 5150 before ya even know it!Copper: Can't resist arrest, ladies and fellas!The two smile as they start hitting batons in the palms of their hands as CruiserClash fades out to a commercial.
Ruby Goldhirsch Has A New Client!
The drums of "Call Me" by Blondie fill the arena as Ruby Goldhirsch emerges from behind the curtain, once again to little preamble. Displaying as much class as one could expect from them, the Philly crowd greets her with a chorus of boos as she makes her way down the ramp, picking up her pace as the jeers pour in. Jimmy Garcia: Oh great, here we go again.Scaling the ring stairs, she steps under the middle rope and into the ring, gesturing for a microphone from one of the ringside assistants. As "Call Me" fades out, she gazes out into the audience, bringing the mic to her lips. Ruby Goldhirsch: Bonjour, Philadelphia. Enchantée!The crowd answers back with more jeering. One fan with a particularly distinct voice shouts from near the front row. Fan: Shut up!Ruby's nervous grin fades. Ruby Goldhirsch: Well, that's just uncalled for.Katta Pult: Tough crowd here tonight!Jimmy Garcia: This is tame for Philly!Ruby shakes her head and paces around the ring. Ruby Goldhirsch: Now, last week did not go according to plan, I think that was pretty clear to see. Just an awful, awful miscommunication. BUT, that does not mean the mission has failed! Quite the contrary, actually!The raucous Philly crowd refuses to let up, though her expression doesn't sour. Instead, an emboldened smirk creeps across her face. Ruby Goldhirsch: And while we are still trying to find whoever was responsible for the miscommunication that led to last week's fiasco, let me tell you that this deal did take quite a bit of finesse to wrangle together, especially on such short notice.Jimmy Garcia: It seems like there was some sorta hint in there. Ruby Goldhirsch: That said, allow me to introduce my client — DISRUPT's first client — former Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Champion Romeo H. Finet!Katta Pult: Did she pronounce his name wrong?Jimmy Garcia: Did she?Katta Pult: Yeah, I think it's pronounced Finet.The speakers crackle to life and announce //IS IT MUCH TOO MUCH TO ASK\\ //NOT TO HIDE BEHIND THE MASK\\ The words "ROMEO H. FINET" are spelled out one by one in blue cursive on the ActionTron during the instrumental. The unmistakable timbre of MF Doom hits with //HEAD ON STRAIGHT, MASK ON CROOKED\\ and out steps Romeo "Finesse" Finet, microphone in hand, a grave face peering out from behind the mask. Romeo Finet: If Disrupt has a million clients, I am one of them. If disrupt has five clients, I am one of them. If Disrupt has one client, that one is me. If it has no clients? I am no longer alive. Jimmy Garcia: It looks like Disrupt has got a lil Finesse to it!Romeo Finet: If The World is against Disrupt, I am against The World. The crowd--confused by the interplay between two people who have barely made an impression here--murmurs. A smirk peeks through Finet's solemn pledge. Romeo Finet: Till my last breath, I swear to you, Ruby...I swear to you, you mealy-mouthed, Can't-nadian, failed-lawyer, microphone stand with a pair of tits...I swear the day I'm your first client is the day you're my last manager because I'll fucking Chris Santiago myself. The smarks pop. Romeo Finet: Maybe there was a bit of a language barrier since I speak the People's English of the Central Time Zone and you speak Nouveau Hampshirian or what the fuck ever. I said "oui" to a BLOW job from you not a JOB with you. Just because I agree to put one thing in your mouth does not mean you can put my name in there too. And ESSSSSSSSPECIALLY not when you can't even fucking pronounce it!Ruby's eyes widen and dart towards the mat. Katta Pult: Ha! I was right, it's Finet!Ruby Goldhirsch: Putain de merde.Romeo Finet: Okay, fine. I'll reach across the cultural divide then; I just so happen to speak a little kay-beck-wa.Finet clears his throat. Romeo Finet: Zut alors! I have missed one! Sacre bleu, what is zis?Ruby Goldhirsch: Oh don't be like that, I have no idea what you're even talking about!Romeo Finet: Quelle dommage! What a loss! Here we go, in the sauce! 'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot! Tout à l'heure, mon poisson! Au revoir!Ruby Goldhirsch: C'est quoi ce bordel?Romeo makes an exaggeratedly formal bow and strides proudly to the back. Once again left alone in the ring, face red, Ruby sighs. Ruby Goldhirsch: You know what? This is good actually — you've all been a terrible audience and you didn't even deserve this announcement. To all of you at home, I will see you next week — or you'll see me, whatever — and I will announce my new client then!Dropping the mic, Ruby retreats up the ramp. Katta Pult: That's certainly one way to spin it!
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Post by Action Reel on May 2, 2022 17:19:36 GMT -5
No-DQ Jessie Lee vs. Freya
Jessie Lee and Freya are standing in the ring with no entrances again. The two pose as we come back to CruiserClash! Jimmy Garcia: No DQ match!Katta Pult: This should be good!DING DING DING Freya and Lee lock up but it's Lee getting the advantage and throwing Freya through the ropes and then hitting a clothesline sending her to the apron and crashing down! Lee gets on the apron and jumps off and hits a plancha splash on Freya knocking her down! Lee picks up Freya and slams her into the apron before hiptossing her into a flip and crashing down onto the guardrail! Jimmy Garcia: Damn!! Lee picks up Freya and clotheslines her over the railing into the front row! Lee gets over the railing and moves a fan and grabs a steel chair and lifts it up! Freya hits a knee causing Lee stumbling back into the railing! Freya picks up the steel chair and slams it over the head of Lee causing her to flip back into the ringside area! Freya drops the chair and gets over the railing.. and then picks her up and suplexes her on the mats! Jimmy Garcia: DAMN!Katta Pult: Holy shit! This is impressive!
Freya picks up Lee and rolls her into the ring! Lee stumbles up and Freya hits Twisted Insanity! Jimmy Garcia: Twisted Insanity!Freya pins! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Freya wins!Katta Pult: What an impressive win over Jessie Lee!Jimmy Garcia: That it was!Freya is getting her arm raised in victory as Freya poses in the middle of the ring! We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 2, 2022 17:20:43 GMT -5
Lucha World Order BayBay
BRUBURBURBURBURBURBURBR music hits and LWO make their way to the ring as the Texas Tag Team Champions! Jimmy Garcia: Here comes Papito and Riddler who are currently the Texas Tag Team Champions!Katta Pult: Thats right, Jimmy and they've made an open challenge to anyone on the roster to take them on when we roll into Texas next week!They're in the ring and have a microphone! Riddler: This is it, putos! Lets hear it you sad mamajamas, you ain't got no beef, no meat, no sausage pattys right here mayne!Papito: We told you we rollin' into Austin, Texas next week as the Texas Tag Team Champions and we're going to defend our belts in a Texas Deathmatch so you know who answered the call?Riddler: Crimson Blackwell hahahahaha what a loser!Papito: Crimson Blackwell, hope you have a partner cause next week we're gonna destroy you baby, anything goes you little sucka.Riddler: Welcome to hell, Crimson!The Lucha World Order music hits and they hold up their Texas Tag Team Championship belts! Jimmy Garcia: I guess we'll see what happens next week in Austin, Texas!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 2, 2022 17:21:55 GMT -5
Main Event Romeo Finet, Teo Blaze, Andre Jenson vs. Bryan Blaze & The Heritage
The Canadian National Anthem hits and Bryan Blaze walks out with his Canadian Championship high above his head as James Payne and Cousin Harper follow him down the ramp! Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to our huge six man tag main event here tonight!Blaze and the Heritage get into the ring where the crowd continues to boo! Jimmy Garcia: We heard from Bunga at the top of tonights episode where he was stating that we would find out how he was going to determine a #1 contender!Katta Pult: He seemed to land on one of two options.. either he names a number one contender or he mentions a match!The Heritage and Blaze pose as the music fades and they roll their eyes. The speakers crackle to life and announce //IS IT MUCH TOO MUCH TO ASK\\ //NOT TO HIDE BEHIND THE MASK\\ The words "ROMEO H. FINET" are spelled out one by one in blue cursive on the ActionTron during the instrumental. The unmistakable timbre of MF Doom hits with //HEAD ON STRAIGHT, MASK ON CROOKED\\ and out steps Romeo "Finesse" Finet. He pauses at the top of the ramp with closed eyes and a deep breath, absorbing as much of the moment as he can. He pops open his eyes and smiles wide as he heads down the ramp full of focus. He rolls under the bottom rope and throws his hands up in the middle of the ring to a modest pop from the crowd. Finet immediately begins running the ropes, fixing his eyes on his opponent. Jimmy Garcia: We're sort of in this mess because Romeo won the title but then immediately gave it up!Katta Pult: I believe he wants to respect Teo, and he didn't want to harm Teos legacy perhaps?!Suddenly, and without warning, the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showerng the crowd with gifts and paper. Jimmy Garcia: And Two Gents are in the ring, we're ready to do this!DING DING DING Before the six man match can pop off though, Bungas music hits and the crowd cheers! All six superstars look at the entrance way as Bunga makes his way through the curtain! Joey Bunga: Ight, ight, ight, listen up! I made a decision regarding Bryan Blaze and THE CRUISERWEIGHT Championship for Evolution 5!The crowd pops as Bryan Blaze perks up and is staring down Joey Bunga! Joey Bunga: Next week right here on Clash, I'm going to have a NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH!The crowd pops! Joey Bunga: That match will feature...The crowd buzzes.. Joey Bunga: Romeo Finet!The crowd pops! Joey Bunga: Andre Jenson!The crowd popps! Joey Bunga: AND TEO BLAZE IN A THREE! WAY! DANCE!The crowd pops but is ultimately confused as Two Gents teammembers Andre and Teo look at each other! Joey Bunga: THE WINNER.. WILL FACE BRYAN BLAZE AT EVOLUTION 5 FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!Bunga throws the microphone behind him as he exits back through the curtain! The spotlights hit the ring as the six superstars start brawling! Blaze goes for Romeo but he flips him over the ropes to the outside as Two Gents clothesline Cousin Harper over the ropes to the outside! Payne turns around and Romeo hits a superkick! Jenson hits a superkick! TEO HITS THE BLAZING KNEE AND PINS! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: THATS IT! THE THREE OF THEM-Blaze is back into the ring and he attacks Romeo from behind as Cousin Harper clotheslines Jenson into Teo! The three of them go down as Blaze is stomping on all of them! Katta Pult: COME ON!! COME ON!!Payne is in the corner holding his face as Harper picks up Jenson.. AND POWERBOMBS HIM in the middle of the ring! Jimmy Garcia: GOD DAMN!Harper picks up Teo and POWERBOMBS HIM ON JENSON!! Katta Pult: HOLY MOLY!And Harper powerbombs ROMEO ON BOTH OF THEM!! and Blaze loves every second of it! Blaze picks up the Cruiserwigh-ahem, the Canadian Championship and he puts his foot on the stacked up three wrestlers and then holds up his Championship.. Jimmy Garcia: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!Katta Pult: NEXT WEEK THOSE THREE COMPETE IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH TO DETERMINE WHO THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER IS! AND BRYAN BLAZE, THE CHAMPION JUST HAD THE HERITAGE DISMANTLE EACH OF THEM!Jimmy Garcia: ROMEO, TEO AND ANDRE WON THE BATTLE.. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE BLAZE JUST WON THE WAR!We fade out on this huge episode of CruiserClash.
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