[CruiserClash Digital Only] The Golden Idolo breaks fan
Apr 26, 2022 13:47:25 GMT -5
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Post by raj banerjee wrestling fan on Apr 26, 2022 13:47:25 GMT -5
The lights dim somewhat as kaleidoscopic waves swirl on the ring canvas. They twist and morph into a pink lotus flower with the words "BANERJEE TECHNOLOGY" in lime green bold letters.
Katta Pult: What's this?
Jimmy Garcia: A word from our sponsors. You're gonna get a kick outta this!
The logo seemingly rises off the mat and transfigures into an all too life like lion. The lion roars so loud that some in the crowd jump in shock and laugh about it with their friends.
Katta Pult: You just crapped your pants.
Jimmy Garcia: Did not.
The lion disintegrates as the lights come back on. A nerdy middle aged Indian man in a dapper suit strolls proudly down the ramp, holding a tablet with the BANERJEE TECHNOLOGY branding all over it. He's all smiles as he enters the ring, nodding at various sections of the crowd.
Corporate Guy: My name is Onkar Banerjee and I am most honored to announce this new partnership between Action Wrestling and my company BANERJEE TECHNOLOGY. Joey Bunga has allowed me a moment of your time to show you the future! My organization now supplies all the technological hardware that a cutting edge company like Action Wrestling might need to stay at the summit of the entertainment industry - cameras, monitors, microphones, a big screen - I call it The BanerjeeTron... everything tech, we supply.
No reaction from the audience.
Katta Pult: Everything does look a little more crisp tonight.
Jimmy Garcia: Why thank you.
Katta Pult: The screens, numbnuts.
Onkar seems a little disappointed in the silence but fiddles with his tablet and smiles knowingly.
Onkar Banerjee: But that's nothing! Action Wrestling has dominated this Universe already... but now, with the help of BANERJEE TECHNOLOGY, we will dominate the Metaverse!!!
Zero pop.
Onkar Banerjee: Let's cut to the taster. Utilizing the power of augmented reality, I can communicate to you from here...
What seems like a doppelganger of Onkar appears up in the stands on the right side of the arena.
Onkar Banerjee (hologram in stands): AND HERE...
Another doppleganger appears in the rafters. The crowd are popping now.
Onkar Banerjee (hologram in rafters): AND WHY NOT HERE?
Suddenly Onkar 'disappears' and now seems to be floating in mid air, lying down.
Onkar Banerjee (hologram in mid air): OR EVEN HERE?
Big buzz from the MSG fans. Onkar reappears as normal in the ring, nodding his head in satisfaction.
Onkar Banerjee: But this is only a speck of the rich tapestry of benefits that virtual and augmented reality, artificial intelligence and machine learning can bring to Action Wrestling via. BANERJEE TECHNOLOGY. Imagine Claire Hawkins flying to the ring, Odin Balfore riding a T-Rex, Teo Blaze surrounded by an actual blaze! There's no end to what's possible.
Katta Pult: Admittedly that's kind of cool.
Onkar hears a call from someone in the front row and loses his poise.
Onkar Banerjee: But... uh... before I go... Joey Bunga has permitted a young vulnerable boy his dream come true. Make A Wish, you may say. Come up here, Raj.
Suddenly, a gawky Asian teen climbs over the barriers, falling to the protective rubber mats to laughs from the crowd. He gets up unperturbed as Onkar holds his forehead in shame. He slides into the ring and poses like an idiot. The happiest idiot in all the world.
Katta Pult: I've seen this fugly nerd on Twitter, all over the AW socials and pretty much stalking the wrestlers!
Raj hugs Onkar and shouts "PITA!!!", much to the tech billionaire's embarrassment.
Jimmy Garcia: This must be Raj Banerjee, so called wrestling super fan and, I guess, this guy's son.
Onkar Banerjee: It is Raj's dream to wrestle a match in Action Wrestling. Therefore, let's get this over quickly. Here is your opponent, Raj... 'The Doughboy' Pete Pillsbury!
A pasty skinny fat dude waddles out to the ring. The bell dings. Raj locks up with him. Pillsbury falls over like he's been shot.
Onkar Banerjee: RAJ, PIN HIM!
Raj hesitates.
Onkar Banerjee: DO IT! PIN HIM!
His son shakes his head and snatches the mic.
Raj Banerjee: actually not this way.i want to win fair.please get up.i need real chalenge.i want to be aw champ 1 day.fite me!!!!!!!
Pillsbury glances at Onkar who shakes his head. He stays down. Suddenly, Mariachi music mixed some drum beats and guitar plucking kicks up as a Golden beam of light points to the stage.
Katta Pult: This hombre debuted in the Havoc Rumble and looks as tough as they come.
Out from behind the curtain steps Lázaro Vicente wearing a golden jaguar like warrior lucha mask, a black long sleeveless jacket, gold trunks, and white boots. Lázaro stands center stage and crosses his heart before throwing his two index fingers to the sky triggering Golden sparks to shoot up and fall to the ramp as he makes his way to the ring. Raj Banerjee cheers him on. Lazaro glares at him meanly. Onkar tries to reason with him but 'The Golden Idolo' swats him away.
Jimmy Garcia: I have a really bad feeling about this.
Raj offers a handshake. Lazaro grabs his wrist and snaps him up into a Fujiwara armbar.
Jimmy Garcia: This is just a fan! Someone get security!
Katta Pult: Raj wanted a challenge, remember.
Raj emits blood curdling screams as Lazaro refuses to let him out of the armbar.
Onkar Banerjee: TAP OUT YOU IDIOT!
Lazaro nods as the fans boo mercilessly.
Lazaro Vicente: Rendirse!
Raj continues to wail in agony as numerous officials and the flabby jobber Pete Pillsbury try to pull Vicente off, to little success. Eventually security rush the ring and detach The Golden Idolo from his victim. Raj clasps his arm in despair. Onkar shakes his head disapprovingly.
Jimmy Garcia: That arm looks broken!
Katta Pult: Raj Banerjee 'super fan' just encountered the reality of Action Wrestling. And that reality doesn't need augmenting.
EMTs flock around Raj and check out his injured arm. His father looks chagrined. Lazaro Vicente leaves to the back to some boos.
Katta Pult: Well Lazaro Vicente just made a statement to the CruiserClash roster.
Jimmy Garcia: What kind of statement? A statement that he's a coward who breaks poor teenage fans' arms?
Katta Pult: Least Raj will be off Twitter a while.
Katta Pult: What's this?
Jimmy Garcia: A word from our sponsors. You're gonna get a kick outta this!
The logo seemingly rises off the mat and transfigures into an all too life like lion. The lion roars so loud that some in the crowd jump in shock and laugh about it with their friends.
Katta Pult: You just crapped your pants.
Jimmy Garcia: Did not.
The lion disintegrates as the lights come back on. A nerdy middle aged Indian man in a dapper suit strolls proudly down the ramp, holding a tablet with the BANERJEE TECHNOLOGY branding all over it. He's all smiles as he enters the ring, nodding at various sections of the crowd.
Corporate Guy: My name is Onkar Banerjee and I am most honored to announce this new partnership between Action Wrestling and my company BANERJEE TECHNOLOGY. Joey Bunga has allowed me a moment of your time to show you the future! My organization now supplies all the technological hardware that a cutting edge company like Action Wrestling might need to stay at the summit of the entertainment industry - cameras, monitors, microphones, a big screen - I call it The BanerjeeTron... everything tech, we supply.
No reaction from the audience.
Katta Pult: Everything does look a little more crisp tonight.
Jimmy Garcia: Why thank you.
Katta Pult: The screens, numbnuts.
Onkar seems a little disappointed in the silence but fiddles with his tablet and smiles knowingly.
Onkar Banerjee: But that's nothing! Action Wrestling has dominated this Universe already... but now, with the help of BANERJEE TECHNOLOGY, we will dominate the Metaverse!!!
Zero pop.
Onkar Banerjee: Let's cut to the taster. Utilizing the power of augmented reality, I can communicate to you from here...
What seems like a doppelganger of Onkar appears up in the stands on the right side of the arena.
Onkar Banerjee (hologram in stands): AND HERE...
Another doppleganger appears in the rafters. The crowd are popping now.
Onkar Banerjee (hologram in rafters): AND WHY NOT HERE?
Suddenly Onkar 'disappears' and now seems to be floating in mid air, lying down.
Onkar Banerjee (hologram in mid air): OR EVEN HERE?
Big buzz from the MSG fans. Onkar reappears as normal in the ring, nodding his head in satisfaction.
Onkar Banerjee: But this is only a speck of the rich tapestry of benefits that virtual and augmented reality, artificial intelligence and machine learning can bring to Action Wrestling via. BANERJEE TECHNOLOGY. Imagine Claire Hawkins flying to the ring, Odin Balfore riding a T-Rex, Teo Blaze surrounded by an actual blaze! There's no end to what's possible.
Katta Pult: Admittedly that's kind of cool.
Onkar hears a call from someone in the front row and loses his poise.
Onkar Banerjee: But... uh... before I go... Joey Bunga has permitted a young vulnerable boy his dream come true. Make A Wish, you may say. Come up here, Raj.
Suddenly, a gawky Asian teen climbs over the barriers, falling to the protective rubber mats to laughs from the crowd. He gets up unperturbed as Onkar holds his forehead in shame. He slides into the ring and poses like an idiot. The happiest idiot in all the world.
Katta Pult: I've seen this fugly nerd on Twitter, all over the AW socials and pretty much stalking the wrestlers!
Raj hugs Onkar and shouts "PITA!!!", much to the tech billionaire's embarrassment.
Jimmy Garcia: This must be Raj Banerjee, so called wrestling super fan and, I guess, this guy's son.
Onkar Banerjee: It is Raj's dream to wrestle a match in Action Wrestling. Therefore, let's get this over quickly. Here is your opponent, Raj... 'The Doughboy' Pete Pillsbury!
A pasty skinny fat dude waddles out to the ring. The bell dings. Raj locks up with him. Pillsbury falls over like he's been shot.
Onkar Banerjee: RAJ, PIN HIM!
Raj hesitates.
Onkar Banerjee: DO IT! PIN HIM!
His son shakes his head and snatches the mic.
Raj Banerjee: actually not this way.i want to win fair.please get up.i need real chalenge.i want to be aw champ 1 day.fite me!!!!!!!
Pillsbury glances at Onkar who shakes his head. He stays down. Suddenly, Mariachi music mixed some drum beats and guitar plucking kicks up as a Golden beam of light points to the stage.
Katta Pult: This hombre debuted in the Havoc Rumble and looks as tough as they come.
Out from behind the curtain steps Lázaro Vicente wearing a golden jaguar like warrior lucha mask, a black long sleeveless jacket, gold trunks, and white boots. Lázaro stands center stage and crosses his heart before throwing his two index fingers to the sky triggering Golden sparks to shoot up and fall to the ramp as he makes his way to the ring. Raj Banerjee cheers him on. Lazaro glares at him meanly. Onkar tries to reason with him but 'The Golden Idolo' swats him away.
Jimmy Garcia: I have a really bad feeling about this.
Raj offers a handshake. Lazaro grabs his wrist and snaps him up into a Fujiwara armbar.
Jimmy Garcia: This is just a fan! Someone get security!
Katta Pult: Raj wanted a challenge, remember.
Raj emits blood curdling screams as Lazaro refuses to let him out of the armbar.
Onkar Banerjee: TAP OUT YOU IDIOT!
Lazaro nods as the fans boo mercilessly.
Lazaro Vicente: Rendirse!
Raj continues to wail in agony as numerous officials and the flabby jobber Pete Pillsbury try to pull Vicente off, to little success. Eventually security rush the ring and detach The Golden Idolo from his victim. Raj clasps his arm in despair. Onkar shakes his head disapprovingly.
Jimmy Garcia: That arm looks broken!
Katta Pult: Raj Banerjee 'super fan' just encountered the reality of Action Wrestling. And that reality doesn't need augmenting.
EMTs flock around Raj and check out his injured arm. His father looks chagrined. Lazaro Vicente leaves to the back to some boos.
Katta Pult: Well Lazaro Vicente just made a statement to the CruiserClash roster.
Jimmy Garcia: What kind of statement? A statement that he's a coward who breaks poor teenage fans' arms?
Katta Pult: Least Raj will be off Twitter a while.