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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2022 11:40:53 GMT -5
Backstage, “Da Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins is performing squats in her Combat Corset. On her ascent to a vertical base again, she feels a leash clipped onto her halo. The camera pans over to reveal her Aphable Azzumption dance partner “Da Bad Apple Bottom Gene” Aphriya Adler smiling before she gives the leash a teasing tug. Vebbins blushes back before showing perfectly polished rainbow-colored nails. Azurine Vebbins: National Happy Mani-Pedi Day, Aphriya!Aphriya Adler: Oh dang. Really!? So sorry Azzy, I had no clue. My nails are just plain…Aphriya lowers her head a moment and then perks up with a bright smile, she shows her nails being a bright green and gold. Aphriya Adler: Golden!She almost screeches in excitement. Azurine Vebbins: Well, your nails havin’ a golden glow makes sense since we are da current, reignin’, and defendin’ Action Wrestlin’ CruiserClash Tag-Team Champions, blestie. Gettin’ ready to face Da Last Aussie Doggo…do you have any final words of encouragement before walkin’ me to da entrance ramp, Alpha to my Beta?Aphriya shortens her smile a bit as her eyes light with fire. Aphriya Adler: Well of course. Focus. Focus strictly on them. We will worry about other things later. When you are out there, feed off of those fans and stay focused on this foe. They have no name now. They are just another face to beat. I have your back for any surprises that might show up. So take this opponent out. You got this, Azzy. Now let's go take care of business.Aphriya smiles then hugs her blestie and dance partner before she begins to lead her toward the entrance area. The scene then fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2022 12:02:20 GMT -5
Azurine Vebbins vs. The Ultimate Ultimate
The match goes back and forth before Vebbins hits her finisher and picks up the win! The crowd cheers as Vebbins holds up her Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship! Aphriya Adler gets into the ring and holds up her Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship but then the ActionTron lights up! The crowd boos as it's former Japanese Championship Wrestling Tag Team Champions Best of the Future! They're hitting finishers in various feds and companies before taunting and posing. The ActionTron tells the fans and the Champions they're coming back to AW television next week! We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2022 12:02:55 GMT -5
Karlie’s In The House! Ethan Miller: Please welcome at this time Karlie Nash.Knuckle up blasts inside Madison Square Garden, Karlie steps on the stage flanked by her bodyguard Hilda, they make their way to the ring, Hilda walks up the steps and waits on the apron as Karlie speaks briefly to an attractive cougar in the front row, Karlie walk up the steps and into the ring. Ethan hands her a mic. Karlie Nash: By now you all know what happened at Havoc, two chumps from developmental eliminated me from Havoc, and in the process pissed me off.Karlie paces around the ring. Karlie Nash: Havoc, unfortunately for you it's the wrong place at the wrong time.Karlie leans against the ropes. Karlie Nash: Insano, I bet you and Kodi and your boss Nate Nytro think you got one over on me, I’ll admit that at Havoc you did, but you’ve played your hand and now it is my turn to return the favor. Insano you have to actually step into this ring with me tonight and your not going to like the result I’m not a women you want to *censored* with, when I set my mind to something I always follow through, and tonight I have a big receipt waiting for you from Havoc, and tonight I’m going to collect in full. As for you Havoc if you try and get in my way I’ll shred you like a paper lantern.Karlie tosses the mic and Hilda exits the ring and the arena as Karlie awaits the entrances of her opponents.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2022 12:05:16 GMT -5
Havoc vs. Karlie Nash vs. Insano Ethan Miller: The following contest is a triple threat match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Roswell, Georgia, he is the man called Havoc.Ruthless by nonpoint plays in the arena, as Havoc makes his way to the ring and enters. Jimmy Garcia: Triple threat time, with Havoc, and OCW’s Insano, and of course Cruiserweight staple Karlie Nash.Katta Pult: I can’t believe Havoc got another match considering he lost to Jessie lee, and Insano I think after tonight, Insano will regret his actions at Havoc.Jimmy Garcia: Karlie’s still here in the ring, and she looks foc… OH MY GOD!Insano attacks Karlie from behind, ramming her into the ring post, then viciously tossing her head first into the steel ring steps. Jimmy Garcia: What the hell?! Insano with the attack on Karlie and she could be out of this match before it even starts!Katta Pult: That Feind.Insano stands over Karlie as Havoc waits in the ring. Medical staff come out to check on Karlie. Jimmy Garcia: Is this match going to happen?Jimmy Garcia: And we're back, and we can report that during the commercial break Karlie was taken to the back, and this match will now start as a one on one match. Insano and Havoc stare at each other from their corners as the ref calls for the bell.Katta Pult: Insano should be immediately fined, suspended or even deported for his attack on our American hero Karlie.Havoc and Insano lock up, Havoc drives his knee repeatedly into the gut of Insano then whipped him hard into the corner and follows in with a high knee. Havoc delivers a series of Knife Edge chops, lighting up the chest of the masked luchador. Insano stumbled out of the corner Havoc connects with a running European Uppercut, Insano hits the ropes Havoc Irish whips Insano into the ropes, Insano leapfrogs Havoc, Insano takes Havoc with a hurricanrana and covers. One. Kickout by Havoc. Insano lifts Havoc up and slams his head into the turnbuckle, he lifts Havoc unto the top rope and kicks him on the back, Insano climbs the ropes and drops Havoc the mat mat with a back suplex and again covers. One Havoc’s foot is under the ropes causing a break in the count. Insano delivers a quick leg drop and again covers hooking both legs. One Havoc rolls his shoulder up. Jimmy Garcia: Insano has taken control of this match, I’ve heard good things about him from developmental.Katta Pult: He should go back there and never come back.Havoc drives Insano into the corner and delivers a series of shoulder thrusts then whips the opposite corner havoc charged into the corner nailing Insano with a corner dropkick, Havoc backed up and charged into the corner nailing Insano with a corner knee strike, Havoc snap mares Insano out of the corner and climbs to the top rope, insano stumbles to his feet, Havoc takes him down with a diving crossbody and covers. One Two Insano kicks out. Havoc nails Insano with a spinning back fist, then lifts insano on his shoulders and runs nailing Insano with a running death valley driver and covers. One Two Kick out by Insano. Havoc stomps the chest of Insano, insano rolls out of the ring, Havoc runs the ropes and dives through the ropes taking Insano out with a suicide dive, Havoc lifts Insano up and drives him to the mat with snap suplex, Havoc gets a mixed reaction as he tries to pump up the New York crowd. Havoc picked Insano up and rolled him back into the ring, he climbs on the apron as he steps through the ropes Insano nails him with a dropkick, Havoc falls into the ring. Insano irish whips havoc into the ropes, Havoc ducks the clothesline attempt but is nailed with a Slingblade, Insano attempts to pump up the crowd but gets no reaction. Katta Pult: What a dummy, trying to pump out the crowd, they don’t even know who he is.Insano springboards off the ropes and nails a moonsault and covers. One Two Kickout by Havoc Jimmy Garcia: This has been a great back and forth match, despite the pre match attack on Karlie who was taken to the back and hasn’t returned.Insano hits a DDT and havoc, and runs the ropes and nails Havoc with a senton, as he leaps up the crowds reacts as Karlie nails him full force in the gut with a hockey stick, Insano bends over and karlie breaks the stick over Insano’s back. Katta Pult: Business has just picked up.Karlie tosses Insano shoulder first into the corner, havoc spins her around and nails her with a right hand dropping her to the mat. Insano eats a dropkick from Havoc, Havoc nails a dropkick to karlie who rolls out the ring. Insano Irish whips Havoc into the ropes havoc ducks the clothesline attempt and dives through to ropes and is nailed in the skull with right hand, Insano attempts a baseball slide, karlie side steps annd smashed his leg repeatedlyagainst the ring apron and sled into the ring, Karlie violently connected with a dragon screw leg whip, Karlie stomps the leg of Insano, then hooks it and drops down repeatedly driving her elbow into Insano’s knee. Havoc grabs Karlie by the back of the hair and stuns her with head butt, Havoc lifts Insano with and attempts his signature Coastal Slam, only to be low blowed by Karlie, Karlie then destroys Insano with Unsportsmanlike Conduct. Karlie smirks then drags Insano into the corner and smashes his leg against the ring post, then locks it in. Jimmy Garcia: Iron Cross, Karlie has locked Insano in the Iron Cross.Insano screams in pain as Karlie continues to work the hold, the ref slides out and begins to count. Katta Pult: There’s no Dq in triple threat matches.Karlie releases the hold, Havoc, now recovered, pulls Insano out of the corner and delivers the DNGR DDT and covers. One Two Karlie dive in and break up the count with a double sledge to the back of Havoc, then nails him with two minutes for kneeing. Karlie then lifts Insano up and hooks him and with The havoc rumble still fresh in her head, viciously drives Insano to the mat with the Upper Body Injury. One Two… three!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Karlie wins!But just as she gets up Kodi Cia moves Havoc through the ropes to the outside and then he starts clubbing Karlie from behind! Kodi Cia and Insano get up and hit a double clothesline on Karlie taking her down! Nikki Vaughn gets into the ring but Mexican Nightmares get the hell out of town and get up the ramp! Havoc is dazed and confused and wants to know what the hell. We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2022 12:07:18 GMT -5
The Rulers Looking for Justice (and Gold)
We head backstage where we see Joey Bunga sitting on the edge of his desk. He is on the phone with someone, speaking candidly. Joey Bunga: Look, I don't give a damn what you have to do. Just make sure it gets done. Got it?
There's a knock at the door. Joey Bunga: Just a sec...come in!
Joey resumes the call as the door opens. Joey Bunga: Hey listen all I'm...look, I'll call you back, DON'T call me!
Bunga hangs up his cell phone as The Rulers of Our Kind, plus Doc Knockem, want into frame. Roddy is dressed in his usual vest suit and Raybans while Kitsumi is dressed in her black dress. Doc also has his usual suit and cowboy hat on, leaving Joey looking out of place, per usual. Joey Bunga: Gentlemen...lady...
Roddy shakes his head and takes his Raybans off. He points them at Joey a couple times with a smirk before putting them in the collar of his shirt. Roddy Zalez: What did you say the last time we spoke?
Joey rolls his eyes and sighs. Joey Bunga: I'll take a look at what I have and-- Roddy Zalez:--see what I can do. Well, looking at what you've done...? Roman is currently on Clash with the CBS Title held hostage, probably losing it on Clash later on. The Omega title is currently preoccupied with Chase Jackson of all FUCKING people. And it looks pretty guaranteed that Alice Gemini is going for Serenity's Women's Title. Joey Bunga: That ISN'T a guarantee yet.
Roddy waves it off. Roddy Zalez: Right, whatever. More importantly, where's my match with Havoc?
Joey shakes his head, scratching his nose a few times. Joey Bunga: These things aren't easy. Roddy Zalez: How hard can it be? Grab a contract, write it up, get it signed. Or, better yet, it's your fucking JOB. What a remarkable discovery! Joey Bunga can just make matches right out of his ass! Hell, he could make me and Havoc tonight! Joey Bunga: Havoc is already in a-- Roddy Zalez: Or he could make Serenity and Kitsumi in a match for the title! Or Blaze and Roddy for the title! Or, if he really wants to shake things up, book Doc in a match on CruiserClash, fuck it, you're the innovative one! Joey Bungs: Roddy, come on now--
Doc approaches and grabs Joey's collar before he can finish the sentence. Roddy Zalez: We were nice last week. And you didn't take too kindly to that.
Despite his position, Joey locks eyes with Doc, not backing down. Roddy Zalez: So let's up the demands. We are in your stupid match at Evolution, we agreed to OUR side of things. And yes, we're going to WIN your stupid match at Evolution. But we're not just doing that, oh no, we're too GOOD for that. Kitsumi is the most gifted young athlete to appear on this show, and you can tell Serenity that to her face. Kit deserves better. And if she doesn't get a DESERVED title shot? Then consequences will come.
Doc tightens his grip and Joey decides to grab the big man's collar back. Roddy Zalez: I am...THE...best athlete this company has ever seen. I was paid good money by Torture to sign here. Good money that deserves some perks. Perks...like asking for a match, not even a title match, but a match with one opponent. And I want that match with Havoc. But since you can't seem to do your fucking job and make it happen...than lets also demand another shot at the Cruiserweight Title. Joey Bunga: You've had enough shots-- Roddy Zalez: Doc.
Doc slams Joey back against the desk. In response, Joey pulls Doc back, the two of them butting heads and getting face-to-face with the other. Roddy Zalez: Make things right, Joey. We deserve it. More than Bryan. More than Teo. More than...hell half the roster. You're the permanent GM on the show now. Start acting like it and start doing your job.
Roddy taps Doc's shoulder. The big man lets Joey go, dropping his scowl. Bunga fixes his shirt, keeping eyes on Doc as he steps away. Roddy Zalez: In your announcement tonight...I expect you to make amends.
The camera feed glitches once. When it comes back, Roddy and Doc are gone. Kitsumi remains, her sick smile staring a hole in Joey. Joey leans back away from her, showing fear for the first time tonight. Kitsumi: Please. He's watching. I don't Him to be disappointed.
After a soft giggle, the screen glitches again. Kitsumi is gone, leaving Joey alone in his office. He clutches his heart as we fade to the next segment.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2022 12:12:28 GMT -5
BRYAN BLAZE CHAMPIONSHIP CELEBRATION STILL TO COME TONIGHT!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2022 12:17:37 GMT -5
Mandi Kase vs. Crimson Blackwell
The two are going at it strike for strike, really laying into each other before Riddler and Papito get into the ring and clothesline both of them! DING DING DING The match is thrown out as Papito grabs a microphone! Papito: Listen up PUTOS! We're the Texas Tag Team Champions and CruiserClash is going to be in Austin, Texas in 2 weeks and we're laying our Tag Team Titles on the line in a Texas Deathmatch! Ya hear me you bitches?! Someone step up to the plate and answer our challenge cause we'll beat anyone anywhere!Riddler: After we defend our Texas Tag Team Championships we're going to Evolution 5 and we'll take your Cruiserweight Tag belts too because thats what we DO!The scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2022 12:18:54 GMT -5
The Slime Bandit segment
We cut to the backstage area where Jade Riley is standing with one of AW’s newest and hottest signings, The Slime Bandit. Jade Riley: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time is a man who needs no introduction. Mr. Bandit, congratulations on your two way contract between OCW and CruiserClash! Now, you-The screen glitches the fuck out. The faces of The Slime Bandit and Jade Riley warp and twist like clay before a familiar theme and voice cut through. ?: Your viewers have grown…bored. The one in the mask, the men who fight because they have the same last name..it’s just not cutting it anymore. Mr. Bunga, your viewers deserve better. That’s why I’m here to let you know..
The Walkers accept your challenge.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2022 12:22:18 GMT -5
Main Event Jessie Lee vs. Freya
Both superstars working the fuck out of each other! Finally Freya looks to end it, but it's Lee! Lee hits her finisher .. ON THE OUTSIDE!! Lee is exhausted as the official is counting... The ref is at 7! Lee gets up and rolls in! 8! Lee is getting up! 9! Freya isn't getting up! 10! DING DING DING The crowd sort of boos as Lee realizes that its a count out victory! The official holds up Lees hand! Bunga then comes out to the stage! Joey Bunga: Ight ight! Listen up, ya'll! I love that you two just put on a damn good show! So lets run this ish back, ya'll! Next week on CruiserClash! Lets see ya'll do this in a NO-DQ match!The crowd pops! Joey Bunga: You got a week to prepare!Lee and Freya get to their feet as we fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2022 12:25:28 GMT -5
Blaze Championship Celebration!
The opening sirens to “Indestructible” by Disturbed ring throughout Madison Square Garden and the capacity crowd comes alive with a resounding chorus of boos as the Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Champion, Bryan Blaze, steps out from behind the curtain and onto the stage. Garbage is thrown about and profanity is spewed at Blaze, who is flanked by both members of “The Heritage”. Jimmy Garcia: And here is our NEW Cruiserweight Champion, Bryan Blaze.Katta Pult: You sound disappointed, Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: That’s accurate. Disappointing. Just like how Bryan Blaze won the Cruiserweight Champion on our last CruiserClash before Havoc.
Katta Pult: Oh come on! Bryan Blaze outlasted six other TOP Cruiserweights to win that title!
Jimmy Garcia: With the help of The Heritage! He’s a world renowned Champion, he shouldn’t have to sink to such treacherous depths! Wait a minute: why is he not wearing the Cruiserweight Championship!
Katta Pult: I’m sure that podium in the ring with the cloth covering it may have something to do with it…Jimmy Garcia: Ya don’t say!Blaze is all smiles as he walks down the ring, with Payne and Harper following close behind. As they get to the ringside area, Payne and Harper slide into the ring while Blaze goes all the way around to snatch a microphone from Ethan Miller before ascending the ring steps and steps between the ropes as “Indestructible” comes to a close. The three men stand around the podium in the center of the ring, both members of The Heritage with their right hands place over their hearts. Bryan Blaze: Just a couple of weeks ago-SHUT UP!Blaze is interrupted by chants of “USA! USA!” Typical. Bryan Blaze: Just a couple of weeks ago, you all saw the changing of a guard. You all saw what was destined to happen. You all saw ME WIN THE BAH GAWD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IN MY THIRD DAMN MATCH HERE!Again, boos rain down on the Champ, as he smiles wide, and The Heritage share a laugh. Bryan Blaze: Oftentimes you see many men and women lay claim to ‘saving’ a division or being a pillar of it. Or they’ll even claim they are that division. But what you saw on the go-home edition of CruiserClash was me, BRYAN BLAZE becoming this division. Saving it from the hot potato nonsense you’ve all come to expect. Resurrecting it from the “will they, won’t they” circus of the Two Gents. Not to mention making damn sure that fool, Romeo Finet is NOWHERE near this gold.
Speaking of…He turns with a smile, glancing at the podium. Bryan Blaze: This TRULY is the beginning of a new era. It’s time for MEANINGFUL change around here.
Not only have I saved the Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Division from itself, but I’ve REJUVENATED CANADIAN WRESTLING!More jeers, and more USA chants. Bryan is undeterred, however. Bryan Blaze: Hit it, James!James Payne steps towards the podium, removing the red cloth and revealing the Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship…with a Canadian Flag stuck to the center plate, taking up the lion’s share of the gold. Bryan Blaze: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you…He steps towards the podium. Bryan Blaze: The Action Wrestling. CANADIAN. CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!
Jimmy Garcia: I think I’m going to be sick! Bryan Blaze is deluded by his own enormous ego!With a shit-eating grin, Blaze steps back towards the center of the ring, as the lights go out. All except for a single spotlight shines on Blaze, as the Canadian National Anthem begins to play. The crowd’s boos turn NUCLEAR. Blaze appears unbothered as he stands stoically in the center, his head bowed as James Payne unclasps the Canadian Cruiserweight Championship and walks to Blaze, placing it around the Champion’s waist. The crowd’s boos turn on a dime as “Shining Star” by Earth, Wind & Fire hits! Jimmy Garcia: TWO GENTS ARE HERE!Jenson and Teo run down the ramp and slide into the ring! Jenson takes Payne down with Spinning heel kick! Harper knocks down Teo with a clothesline, but Jenson hits him from behind! Harper shoves off Jenson, but Teo hits a chopblock! Harper crumbles and the Two Gents turn their attention to Bryan Blaze! Katta Pult: Bryan Blaze is cornered!Bryan Blaze begins to back up, trying to talk his way out of this one…Teo lunges forward with a kick to the gut! Jimmy Garcia: He’s going to get what’s coming to him!
Teo hits a DDT on Bryan Blaze, knocking the belt off of him! Two Gents go to opposite corners and air fist bump! Jimmy Garcia: BLAZING CRITICAL HIT…NO!Harper smashes Teo into the corner, as does Payne to Jenson on the other side! The Heritage begins putting the boots to the Two Gents! Jimmy Garcia: DAMNIT!Katta Pult: The numbers game is too much!Blaze begins directing traffic as he places a few stomps to Jenson and then some to Teo! Blaze yells to Harper to pick up Teo, as he grabs his Cruiserweight Championship belt! //IS IT MUCH TOO MUCH TO ASK\\ //NOT TO HIDE BEHIND THE MASK\\ The words "ROMEO H. FINET" are spelled out one by one in blue cursive on the ActionTron during the instrumental. The unmistakable timbre of MF Doom hits with //HEAD ON STRAIGHT, MASK ON CROOKED\\ //IS IT MUCH TOO MUCH TO ASK\\ //NOT TO HIDE BEHIND THE MASK\\ Jimmy Garcia: ROMEO FINET!Finet charges down the ramp, steel chair in hand! He slides in the ring but The Heritage and Bryan Blaze all bolt out of the ring! Blaze is FURIOUS that his “Championship Celebration” was ruined! He’s yelling at Finet and Two Gents as Finet holds open the ropes telling him to get back in! Jimmy Garcia: Heritage don’t like it when the numbers are even!Finet turns to see Two Gents getting to their feet and the three men share a tense, awkward stare as CruiserClash comes to a close.
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