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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:17:18 GMT -5
We open on CruiserClash with Joey Bunga in front of the camera in his office. The crowd cheers as he begins. Joey Bunga: Last week, Romeo Finet captured the Cruiserweight Championship.Some of the crowd cheers, some of them boo. Joey Bunga: Afterwards, Bryan Blaze had a predetermined attack set up in place on Teo Blaze. It was unwarranted. However, what Romeo did was worse. The crowd seems a bit confused. Joey Bunga: Romeo Finet dropped the Cruiserweight Championship on the canvas and I took that as a sign of disrespect. When Donald Deruty was General Manager and CruiserClash began, he wanted to put focus on great Cruiserweight wrestling and prestige on the Championships. That's what I'm going to uphold. So as of this morning, I am stripping Romeo Finet of the Cruiserweight Championship..The crowd begins to buzz.. Joey Bunga: Due to actions detrimental to the Cruiserweight title! Therefore, the Cruiserweight title is vacant. Thank you, for the time.Bunga nods and picks up the Cruiserweight title and the scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:20:08 GMT -5
Jessie Lee vs. Freya Ethan Miller: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, Introducing first, from Narsaq, Kujalleq, Greenland, Freya Toksvig.It’s Insane by Moonlight Haze blasts in the arena, freya makes her way to the ring and enters. ONE FINGER AND A FIST, I'll CLAW MY WAY OUT OF ANY SITUATION! I GOT A 1 2 PUNCH I'll FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF ANY CONFRONTATION! While the unmistakable sound of Drowning Pools' One Finger and a Fist pumping throughout the arena, the various lights began to swirl and move about at a frantic pace. Yet, it was the alarmingly fierce-looking woman that walked out onto the Revolution1 stage that drew the attention of the fans. Clad in black leather and a mean look in her eyes, the woman stood at the top of the ramp; hands tagging on the inside of the black studded vest she wore. Ethan Miller: "Making her way to the ring from Perth, Western Australia......the Aussie Assault....Jessie Lee!"With the announcement of her name, the pugilist powerhouse descends down the rampway and proceeds to circle around the ring as she interacts with various fans along the way. Until she shifts her gaze to the ring, that is. With a sudden burst of speed, she slides into the ring and springs up to her feet; talking a metric ton of trash as she haphazardly throws her vest to the outside of the ring. Clearly, this Aussie was here to fight. Jimmy Garcia: Jessie Lee looks ready here tonight.Katta Pult: and tonight we’re seeing the debut of Freya all the way from Greenland.Ding ding. Jessie and freya stare each other down then lockup, Jessie transitions into a side headlock and wrenched the head of Freya, backing her into the ropes then Irishing whipped her into the ropes, Jessie attempts the shoulder takedown, but the equalled sized Freya doesn’t go down, she smirks at jessie and invites jessie to do it again, Jessie runs the ropes and again freya doesn’t go down. Freyan runs the ropes and goes for a shoulder block of her own, Jessie doesn’t go. Both ladies acknowledge each other and lock up again, Freya and Jessie jockey for position until, Freya deliver several quick knees to the gut of Jessie doubling her over, Freya repeatedly clubbed the back of jessie, freya scoops jessie up and slams her hand to the mat, Freya stomped the gut of Jessie who rolls into the ropes then outside, the newcomer slide outside and engaged the former women’s champion holding her own against jessie. Jimmy Garcia: Freya is showing no fear of Jessie.Katta Pult: Indeed partner, and a win against the former women’s champion in her debut match would put the rest of the Cruiserweight roster on notice.Freya and jessie throws heavy hand on each other neither woman wanting to give, freya ducks a wild haymaker attempt, and quickly lifts Jessie up and nails her with an atomic drop, then takes out jessie’s leg with a chop block then tossed Jessie into the barricade, freya slides into the ring to break the count then slides back out. Jessie is leaning on the barricade working her knee, Freya hooks the injured and drives Jessie to the mat with a dragon screw leg whip, Freya tosses Jessie back into the ring and slides in. Freya double sledges Jessie across the back. Freya whips Jessie hard into the corner and follows in with a hip attack that drops Jessie in the corner, Freya backs into Jessie and executes a stinkface. Jessis charged into the corner nailing Jessie with a butt bump, she steps out of the corner and walks around, in the corner Jessie is pissed but can’t stop Freya nailing her with a corner shoulder block, freya hooks Jessie and lifts and drops her on the top rope then drops her to the mat with a slingshot suplex and covers. One Two Kickout. Jessie attempts to lift Jessie up, Jessie hooks Freya legs and takes her down to the mat and unleashes some ground and pound then ref calls for the break, Freya hooks Jessie by the pants and rolls her up. One Two Kickout. Jessie is up first and nails Freya with a discus clothesline then stomps the back of Freya. Katta Pult: I think Freya ticked Jessie off.Jessie picks the newcomer up and kicks her in the gut and locks her in an abdominal stretch,wearing down Freya. Jessie hooked Freya in a pump handle and lifted her up then slammed her to the mat, then locked in a kneebar and wrenched the leg. Jimmy Garcia: Jessie has it locked in tight.Jessie released the hold and lifted freya up she powered freya up and tossed her into the corner Katta Pult: Dead Drop.Jessie hooks the stunned Freya and delivers the LEEthality and covers One Two Three Ding ding. Ethan Miller: The winner of this Match Jessie Lee.Jimmy Garcia: Big win for Jessie tonight against a game newcomer.Katta Pult: Yeah, Freya stood toe to toe with one of cruiserclash’s best, no shame in losing tonight.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:20:33 GMT -5
The Rulers Meet the GM
Joey Bunga is seen sitting on the front of his desk. He is playing on his phone, ignoring everything around him until the door is knocked on. Joey Bunga: It's open.
The door opens and the camera zooms out to see The Rulers of Our Kind: Roddy Zalez, Kitsumi, and Doc Knockem entering the frame. Doc is wearing his usual suit and white cowboy hat, accentuated by the shades over his eyes. Kitsumi is dressed in a nice black dress that shows the shoulders and has the skirt going to her knees. Roddy is wearing his usual vest-dress shirt-dress pants-Raybans combo. He also has a huge smirk on his face. Roddy Zalez: Mr. Bunga! Nice to see you in good spirits. Joey Bunga: Well I'm kickin ass in this mobile game I found out about. Roddy Zalez: What game could keep you interested? Joey Bunga: Well it's this new mobile game that's got everybody talking. The hottest game out there, they say.
Roddy holds his hand up, putting it on Joey's shoulder. Roddy Zalez: Look, we're not here to talk about Raid: Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 that is also totally free. Joey Bunga: Really? I mean, it currently has almost 10 million users, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations. Roddy Zalez: Mr. Bunga, I was serious.
Joey sighs, pushing some buttons on his phone before setting it aside. Joey Bunga: What can I do ya' for?
Roddy nods, his smirk returning to full form. Roddy Zalez: I just wanted to see what your plans are for The Rulers of Our Kind and when we're going to get our next title shot.
Joey looks a little lost. He turns his head for a bit. Joey Bunga: I don't follow. Roddy Zalez: Not sure where you got lost there, Mr. Bunga, but alright. I was wondering when you're going to give The Rulers their next title shot.
Joey shakes his head, crossing his arms and standing up off the desk. Joey Bunga: So I did hear you right. Roddy, could you tell me why either of ou deserve another title shot? Roddy Zalez: Well, I didn't take the fall in the Tag for the Title match.
That though process is interrupted with a clearing of the throat coming from the glaring teenager to his right. Roddy Zalez: And more importantly, we're the best team on your show. Aphable might have won the match, but no way in hell did they deserve those belts. And Romeo? You want a masked wrestler as your champion? Please. Joey Bunga: Roddy, the two of you lost the last three title shots you've had. It's time for someone else to get a shot.
Roddy nods his head, his smirk never leaving. He reaches into his wallet and pulls out some money. Roddy Zalez: I understand. Let my friend Benjamin persuade you that it's what we deserve.
Roddy puts the $100 bill into Joey's fist. Joey looks at it for a few moments before shaking his head. He hands it back to Roddy. Joey Bunga: I'm not sure what kind of regime you think I'm running here, but you might need to reevaluate your worth a little bit.
The smirk on Roddy's face disappears in a flash. He takes his Raybans off, slipping them into the collar of his vest. Roddy Zalez: Doc.
Doc steps in between The Rulers, grabbing Joey by the collar of his shirt. Joey Bunga: Ah, there's the desperation. Roddy Zalez: Shut up Joey. I've tried playing nice. I tried accepting...
He vageuly gestures towards Joey Roddy Zalez:...whatever this is trying to be. But I'm done. So...you can't give us a shot at the Cruiserweight Tag Titles. Fine. You WON'T give us another shot at the Cruiserweight Title. Kind of stupid, but whatever, I get it. So let's compromise. Give Kitsumi a shot at the Women's Title. Or the CBS Title. Or hell, the Omega Title, whichever title Gemini doesn't pick. Joey Bunga: I'd have to talk to the other GMs-- Roddy Zalez: Whatever strings you have to pull, I don't care. Me? Just give me Havoc. That punk decided to make his return at my expense. I'm not going to let that slide.
Joey looks up into Doc's face, who hasn't looked away from him once. He then turns back to Roddy. Joey Bunga: Can I expect the two of you in my Invitational at Evolution?
Roddy sighs, scratching his nose for a few moments before looking back at up. Roddy Zalez: If it'll help make your decision easier, then fine. We'll enter your stupid Invitational. But I'm sure you're aware that multitasking is not something we're against.
Joey nods. At Roddy's behest, Doc lets Joey go and returns to hist post at The Rulers' backs. Joey Bunga: I'll take a look at what I have and see what I can do. Roddy Zalez: Good man. Don't make us come here again.
Roddy and Doc turn around, exiting the room. Kitsumi waits a few moments, staring at Joey with that weird, serene smiile. Joey Bunga: What can I help you with Kitsumi?
Kitsumi just stares at him for another few moments before turning back around and exiting as well. Joey is left there staring at his door before returning to his phone to play more Raid: Shadow Legends.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:20:58 GMT -5
Havoc vs. Serenity Holmes
Just like last week, Havoc is already in the ring without an entrance. Jimmy Garcia: Havoc had a rough start last week on CruiserClash with a count-out loss to SERENITY and—Katta Pult: He lost.Jimmy Garcia: Yes, I just said that.Katta Pult: This pompous ass said he did not lose and he—Jimmy Garcia: I don’t recall that. I remember him saying he lost but he was not defeated.Katta Pult: A loss is a loss. This guy sucks!Jimmy Garcia: Well, we’ll see how this next match plays out against—Katta Pult: Against the current, reigning but not defending Action Wrestling Women’s Champion Serenity Holmes!"Synthetic Sympathy" by Trash Boat immediately explodes from the arena's surrounding systems sparking a positive reaction from the audience. The bass and repeated opening lyrics synchronize with the lights flashing around the interior of the venue leading to Serenity Holmes sprinting from the backstage area to center stage where she is greeted by the fans of the Action Wrestling universe. She stands center stage before taking off her hat and throwing it into the fans for her amusement until looking down the entrance path where she takes off into a run for the mere moment of interactions on her fast-paced run to the ring. Ethan Miller: Introducing on her way to the ring! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At five feet, seven inches tall, weighing in at 127 pounds. She is the Action Wrestling Women’s Champion… "22nd Century Girl" Serenity Holmes!Serenity slides under the bottom rope before unloading onto her feet where she quickly hops onto the middle turnbuckle of an unoccupied corner to greet the fans at ringside. She flips her hair and throws up a peace sign with her tongue hanging out while winking to the camera. Serenity hops down and lands on her feet before running around the ring to show love to every possible fan in the atmosphere before staying in her designated corner waiting for the next moment to happen. Katta Pult: SHE IS GOING TO BEAT THAT NOBODY INSIDE THAT VERY RING! JUST WATCH!Jimmy Garcia: Why are you shouting?Katta Pult: I DON’T KNOW!Serenity hands her championship off to someone at ringside for safe keeping, and then turns her attention to the man called Havoc as he stands in the center of the ring. She approaches and tells him everything he doesn’t want to hear. The opening bell tolls and Serenity lights him up with kobashi chops followed by roundhouse kicks into the chest then ended by an exploder suplex in the corner. Katta Pult: DANCEHALL PARTY! THERE IT IS! HE’S DONE FOR!The impact from the flurry of attacks keeps Havoc down and he rolls out of the ring, where his associates Senshi and Akuma are standing by to help him. Jimmy Garcia: Where did they come from?!Katta Pult: THEY PROBABLY APPEARED OUT OF THIN AIR LIKE THE LOSER CALLED HAVOC!The official starts counting as the men help Havoc up on the outside. Serenity takes off and suicide dives the heck out of the trio. Katta Pult: HEAT! SEEKING! MISSILE!She takes them all the heck out and then pops to her feet to a thunderous reaction from the fans in attendance. She pulls Havoc up and sends him to the ring, rolling him under the bottom rope. She jumps to the apron and into the ring, where she reaches down and pulls him up. He breaks free and gets in an overhead kick that drops her to the mat, and he stumbles back to the ropes. As she pushes up on all fours, Havoc runs and lands a shooting star press on her back. With her down, he rolls her over and the referee drops down to count. ONE!
TW - - KICKOUT!!Katta Pult: NOT EVEN A TWO COUNT! HE SUCKS!Jimmy Garcia: What is your malfunction?Katta Pult: THIS GUY IS UNDERWHELMING AND I HATE HIM!!!Undeterred, he pulls Serenity up and whips her into the corner. He charges in and connects with a running european uppercut. He hoists her up to a seated position and climbs up to the second rope. He stands her up and - - Jimmy Garcia: URUNAGE ON THE TOP ROPE! SHE’S BROKEN IN HALF!Katta Pult: Okay but like why are YOU shouting now?Serenity crumbles in the corner and the referee checks on her, as the fans boo Havoc. He looks at her with concern, then over at his cornermen as they cheer him on. Jimmy Garcia: It appears like he is having a battle within himself over the direction of this match.Serenity uses the ropes to pull herself up in the corner. She yells at Havoc to come get some. Havoc charges in again and he eats a back elbow to his jaw. He stumbles away from the corner and she runs up behind him and leaps up his back, sitting on his shoulders and taking him down with a reverse frankensteiner. Katta Pult: SHE JUST GHOSTED HIM! COVER HIM! COVER HHHIIIMMM!!!The fans explode as Serenity covers Havoc. ONE!
TWO!!
THR - - NOOO?!?! Jimmy Garcia: HIS FOOT IS ON THE ROPE! Katta Pult: ONLY BECAUSE HIS DOOFY SIDEKICK PUT IT THERE!!!The referee saw the foot on the rope and thus broke the count. Serenity cannot believe it. She staggers to her feet and drags him to the center of the ring. She looks out at the roaring fans, nodding at them. She hooks his arms and locks in a cattle mutilation. Katta Pult: HOME SWEETER HOLMES!!!Jimmy Garcia: THIS COULD BE IT!!!With nowhere to go, it looks like the end for Havoc. Katta Pult: TAP OUT, YOU FOOL!!!Jimmy Garcia: WAIT JUST A SECOND! WHO IS THAT?!?!A man and woman jump the barricade, barreling into the ring. The man picks up the woman and bodyslams her onto Serenity. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL?!?!The referee calls for the bell and goes to the ropes to talk to Ethan, who nods his head. Ethan Miller: The winner of this match as a result of disqualification… Action Wrestling Women's Champion Serenity Holmes!!!COLLUSION?! The mystery woman gets up and she stomps away at Serenity while the mystery man cheers her on. Havoc gets to the ropes, where his cornermen check on him. They point at the couple attacking Serenity, and Havoc pulls himself up. He looks at them and sighs. Katta Pult: IT WAS ALL A SETUP! COLLUSION! FIRE THIS MAN!Havoc is quick to approach the two attackers. He pulls the woman off and shoves the man back. Jimmy Garcia: That guy looks familiar but I just can't place him. The man shoves Havoc and yells at the woman to keep attacking Serenity. Havoc follows up with a single lifting underhook ddt to the man. The woman panicks and bails from the ring, reaching in to pull the man out to safety. Havoc looks down at Serenity and he offers a hand. She does not accept. He sighs and calls for a mic. Katta Pult: I don't care what he has to say! He's just a - -Jimmy Garcia: Would you give the guy a chance?The fans are still booing but they simmer down so he can speak. Havoc: Serenity… I'm sorry for what just happened. I promise to explain in private, if you'll let me.She staggers to her feet, distrustful of the man called Havoc. Havoc: I just want to say… you were right. She looks confused. He looks out to the crowd. Havoc: Serenity Holmes is the rightful one to lead the next generation. He drops the mic and Serenity's music starts to play. Jimmy Garcia: What a shocking series of events.Katta Pult: I still don't like him.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:22:11 GMT -5
Stripper Tag Team Meets RW&B
Jade Riley is standing in the production area, she looks up from her phone to see two women walking her way, two women that if you looked up ditzy bimbo in the dictionary, it would be these two. The two women walk up to Jade. Jade Riley: Can I help you ladies?Woman: So like this Joey Bunga guy talked to our manager at the strip club, and said we should come and be in a match to get into his wrestling thingy?Jade Riley: Wrestling thingy?Woman: The gauntlet tag team wrestling tag team thingy.Jade Riley: Joey Bunga hired you.Woman: Like that’s what I said.Jade Riley: Okay, so your wrestlers?Woman: We had training like that one time with this guy that smelled like rum and cigarettes, and he taught us this one kicky thing.Jade covers her mouth to hide her laughing. Jade Riley: Well um okay then. So have you ladies been assigned a locker room?Woman: No, we changed at the strip club.Jade speaks under her breath. Jade Riley: Figures. Her voice returns to full volume. Jade Riley: Anyway the ring is that way through that curtain.Woman: Okay.They walk to the curtain and have a hard time figuring out how to open it, fumbling comically until they figure it out and go through. Jade Riley: I think I literally got dumber.The women walk out on the ramp and see the crowd and walk to the ring, they trip on the ropes and fall into the ring. Ethan is seen listening and nodding. Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is a Joey Bunga gauntlet tag team qualifying match, introducing in the ring Bambi, and Candy.Backstage Jade is rubbing her temples. Jade Riley: This company.She is greeted by Karlie and Nikola. Karlie Nash: You okay.Jade Riley: Yeah, but you're not booked tonight, what are you doing here?Karlie Nash: Apparently, some new tag team has a qualifying match for the Bunga Title gauntlet and of course we have to wrestle them.Jade Riley: Oh this just keeps getting better, your opponents are in the ring.Karlie Nash: Okay.Crush em’ hit and Karlie and Nikola make their way out to stop to see Bambi and Candy in the ring, having no clue what they are doing there. Karlie and Nikola enter the ring and smirk as they look over at Bambi and Candy. The bell rings and Bambi and Candy nearly jump out of their skin, Bambi stumbles around like a deer caught in the headlights, she turns around and Nikola boots her in the face, Bambi falls and drops face first to the mat, Nikola covers one two three. Ethan Miller: Your winners, Red, White, and Bruised.Karlie and Nikola glare at candy who falls off the apron, Nikola rolls Bambi out of the ring. Karlie Nash: We were brought here to wrestle dumb and dumber, where the *Censored* did Bunga find these bimbos.Nikola Vaughn: Probably at a strip club or out of a lingerie catalog, If this is what ends up in the gauntlet match at EVO, may as well just hand us the titles right now.Bambi and Candy make their way up the ramp and again struggle with how to work the curtain, as Karlie and Nikola laugh in the ring.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:22:47 GMT -5
Submission Match Dark Kent vs. Dre Dre Tolliver
The lights dim, and a red spotlight from stage-left travels to the apex of the arena, illuminating a red K levitating in the air. The gritty beginning of "On Sight" blares over the speakers as an illustration of the Super-K logo appears on the tron. As the beat hits, Dark Kent pulls open the curtain and stands at the top of the stage, the logo engraved on the chest of his shirt as he stands with his hands on his hips. He listens to the crowd response, but doesn't react - instead he reaches for his sunglasses and pulls them down from the bridge of his nose. Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring, from Virginia Beach, Virginia... weighing 190 pounds... "DARK KENT"!He tosses the sunglasses into the crowd and walks briskly to the ring. Katta Pult: These two didn’t have many words for each other, it’s hard to JUDGE who is actually going to pull this off!Jimmy Garcia: Last week, they teamed together, and maybe in ANOTHER life -Katta Pult: - or another SHOW -Jimmy Garcia: - they’d be the perfect partners! Perfect chemistry! Perfect record!Katta Pult: Perfect booties!Jimmy Garcia: Wot."Make way for the King" kicks in and the arena lights starts flashing seemingly randomly until it focuses on the stage as Dre Dre enters the arena. He poses before heading to the ring with cockiest of the cocky struts. As he makes his way to the ring he blows kisses at the women in the front row and he flips his middle finger to the guys. He pauses at the apron... Ethan Miller: Entering the ring, it's Dre Dre ... Tolllllllllllllllllllllllllliveeeeeeeeeeeeer!!He rolls under the bottom rope and slumps in the corner of the ring with a childish smirk on his face Katta Pult: This guy is kind of a dick, ain’t he?Jimmy Garcia: I think he’s just playing one for the cameras. I bet he’s the nicest person alive outside of them.Katta Pult: Who knows what’s on the line here?Jimmy Garcia: They got a chance at the Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions last week - which was a bit of a surprise - so let’s see what happens here!Katta Pult: I don’t expect this to last long at all.Dre Dre and Kent circle each other in the ring before locking up. Dre Dre takes Kent down with a arm drag before getting to a vertical base. Kent is back up nodding his head. They circle each other once more before locking up, Kent takes Dre Dre back into the ropes. The official begins to count towards a disqualification, and at about a count of three Kent gives a clean break. Dre Dre steps out from the ropes, they lock up once more this time with Dre Dre taking a side headlock, Kent backs Dre Dre into the ropes before shooting him across the ring with an irish whip, Dre Dre bounces off the ropes taking Kent to the mat with a shoulder block take down. Dre looks to one side, flashing the crowd a grin. Dre Dre hits the far side bouncing off the ropes, Kent rolls from his back to his stomach, Dre Dre jumps over Kent hitting the near side, Kent springs to his feet catching Dre Dre with a hiptoss take over. Dre Dre hits the canvas hard, before climbing to a vertical base. Kent is already on him. Dre Dre reaches a vertical base. He and Kent lock up once again. Kent now takes a side head lock, however, the much stronger Dre Dre manages to counter with a side suplex. Dre Dre makes a quick cover. One... Kickout. Kent shoots his shoulder off the mat. Dre Dre gets to a vertical base. He picks up Kent by the hair before shooting him across the ring into the ropes, Kent bounces off the ropes ducking under a Dre Dre clothesline before connecting with a Pele kick to the back of the head, knocking Dre Dre to the mat. Kent is quickly to his feet, and he delivers a series of stinging kicks to the hamstring before clocking Dre with a Mongolian chop. Dre fires back with a headbutt, making Kent stumble off, but the hard-bitten old lucharesu practicioner is ready with a spinning wheel kick, surprising Dre. He goes for a cover... One... kickout. Jimmy Garcia: These two men have started at a blistering pace, maybe noting that they don't want time to expire on them again!Katta Pult: Hell yeah, there's no bigger BS than when a match ends with a draw, I'd hate to see a big match end in a non-finish like that!Dre Dre shoots a shoulder off the mat. Kent wastes no moment getting is to his feet. He picks up Dre Dre, but Tolliver reverses it and starts landing a few stiff chops across the chest. Dre follows it up with a second and then a third, before blasting him with a soccer kick to the shoulder blades. Kent cringes and arches his shoulders while sucking wind through his teeth. Dark Kent’s dad, on the other side of the ring, pounds the mat and tells his son to stay focused. Dre looks over at the elder Carruth, trash talking him and telling him to watch his disrespect, as he lifts Kent up in a Muay Thai clinch. He gives Kent a few quick kicks, then shoves Kent back into a neutral corner. Dre then mocks dad a little more, turning his head towards him. However, Kent roars out of the corner with a thunderous right. Dre Dre and Kent trade adrenaline fueled right hands as if they were going out of style. Dre Dre held more power in his punches, but Kent fires back, determined to at least hang with Dre Dre for as long as he can. Dre Dre either senses this, or didn't give a fuck, and keeps swinging. Kent struggles mightily, but ends up backing up into a corner and is starting to get pummeled down to a seated position by Tolliver. Seeing that Kent is down in the corner, the referee grabs Dre Dre on the shoulder, warning him he's close to getting disqualified and to let him up. Katta Pult: Is it just me or have we seen this match before?Jimmy Garcia: …it does feel very familiar…Katta Pult: As if it was once an UPSTAND match of the night? Maybe?Jimmy Garcia: Holy shit, Katta. I think you’re right!Katta Pult: …I really hope we didn’t miss any references.…DURING A COMMERCIAL BREAK FOR PARAMOUNT+, AND THE NEW SEASON OF THE CHALLENGE ALL-STARS WHICH BEGINS MAY 11TH, WE REALIZE THAT WE’VE FASTFORWARDED ABOUT 1K. Jimmy Garcia: SUX2BU! TOLLIVER MIGHT HAVE DONE IT!One... Two... Three - Kickout! Dre Dre pounds his right hand against the canvas and looked over at DK’s father, who is now shouting at Dre and cheering on his son, feeling so incredibly proud of him and his performance for the first time in his career! Kent has come along way, and he and Dre Dre are putting on a clinic! While pulling to a vertical base, Dre Dre realized he, too, needed to go for broke. He looked down at Kent and grabbed him by the wrist, attempting to pull him in to the Grapevine. Once Kent is standing, and in the clutches of Dre's wrist control, he springs from his state and ducks the clothesline, turning the wrist control into a necktie reverse neckbreaker. Dre Dre stumbled backward, Kent starts pounding his boot, setting him up for a football spear! Jimmy Garcia: CAN HE CONNECT??Katta Pult: THERE HE GOES… AND….Just then Joey Bunga comes out on the stage! Joey Bunga: Stop! Stop! This is enough!The crowd is confused.. Joey Bunga: I asked for this to be a submission match so who knows what the hell you guys are doing! So just stop the damn match!Bunga moonwalks, spins around and goes back through the curtain. We cut to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:27:09 GMT -5
Jimmy Garcia: That's at Evolution 5 and what a match that's going to be!Katta Pult: You're telling me! Depending on the draw or placement, the Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions can lose their belts in the match before they even get to the end!Jimmy Garcia: That's right! We could see multiple Championship reigns in just one match! Nothing bigger than Evolution 5!Katta Pult: We know Twelve, Mexican Nightmares, Brad and Chad, Best of the Future, Red White and Bruised and we now know The Rulers of our Kind will also be in the match! Jimmy Garcia: And you can't forget the Champions; Aphable Azzumption!Katta Pult: Who else will join? Time will tell!Jimmy Garcia: We'll be right back on CruiserClash!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:29:05 GMT -5
Main Event Romeo Finet, Teo Blaze, Andre Jenson vs. Bryan Blaze, Aphable Azumption
We come back to CruiserClash.. Jimmy Garcia: We still don't even have a Cruiserweight Champion, it was announced that Bunga stripped Romeo of the title for conduct detrimental to the Championship!Katta Pult: And right now we have a 3 on 3 match! They're ready to go!DING DING DING Jenson and Blaze start out circling each other and they tie up! Joey Bunga: IIIIIGHT IIIIGHT HOL' UP!The crowd cheers as Bunga stands on the stage.. Joey Bunga: It just occured to me that right now.. we can have a little HAVOC before dah HAVOC!The crowd pops! Joey Bunga: You six! Right now! Screw this three on three B-S.. Everyone in the ring!The six superstars get into the ring.. Joey Bunga: Over the top rope battle royal starts RIGHT NOW! AND ITS FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!The official slides out and another ref runs down the ramp! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!!Katta Pult: WHAT?!The six superstars start brawling as Bunga leaves back through the curtain! Vebbins hits a head scissor takedown on Jenson and then pops up into a armbar takedown on Blaze! Aphriya throws Teo into the turnbuckles and she goes for a splash but he picks her up and throws her over the ropes! Katta Pult: Whoa hang on to it!She's on the apron and hits a forearm back on Teo causing him to stumble back and she goes to jump back into the ring but Romeo hits a dropkick on Adler and she falls down to the apron! Jimmy Garcia: She's still hanging on!Just then Vebbins comes for a big time move but Blaze catches her and he throws her over the ropes and she crashes down onto Vebbins and they both fall off the apron! Katta Pult: OH WOW!Jimmy Garcia: AND THEY'RE BOTH GONE!!Blaze turns around and Romeo hits a dropkick on Blaze sending him down! Jenson comes over with an elbow on Romeo and he whips him into the ropes and jumps up for a hurricanrana but Romeo catches him! Jimmy Garcia: OH NO NO NORomeo tries to dump him out but Teo whips Jenson around and he hits the hurricanrana on Romeo sending him down! Teo goes over to Blaze and starts stomping on him until Blaze catches the boot and sends Teo stumbling back! Teo hits Jenson and Jenson stumbles back into the ropes and Blaze hits a clothesline sending Jenson over the ropes crashing to the outside! Katta Pult: Oh my god! Andre Jenson is out of here!Blaze is put on the ropes by Romeo and he's trying to throw him over! Jimmy Garcia: HE DOES!Except Blaze lands on the apron and Romeo is turned around by Teo and whipped to the ropes and hit with THE BLAZING KNEE!! Katta Pult: BLAZING KNEE!!Romeo crashes down and just randomly pops back up and Teo hits a superkick on Romeo crashing him over the ropes and to the outside! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!Katta Pult: ROMEO IS ELIMINATED!!The crowd comes alive as Teo turns around and Blaze gets up and Teo charges at him with double knees to the chest sending Blaze to the corner! Blaze tries to fight out of it but Teo whips him to the corner and Blaze stumbles out and Teo hits an exploder suplex!! Jimmy Garcia: EXPLODER!! TEO IS ON FIRE!!Blaze stumbles up and Teo goes for the Blazing KNEE! Blaze ducks and Teo lands on the turnbuckles.. Teo moonsaults off and crashes down onto BLAZE!! THE CROWD ERUPTS! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!Katta Pult: THIS IS INSANE!!Teo calls for the Blazing Knee again BUT SOMOENE IS ON THE APRON! Jimmy Garcia: WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!Katta Pult: THATS COUSIN HARPER!!Teo goes for an attack on Harper but he jumps off the apron.. Jimmy Garcia: LOOK OUT!!JAMES PAYNE WITH A CLUBBING BLOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD ON TEO!! Katta Pult: OH MY GOD!!Payne slides out and regroups with Harper as Bryan Blaze gets up and throws Teo over the top rope! Jimmy Garcia: JESUS!!DING DING DING Katta Pult: BRYAN BLAZE JUST WON THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE!! BLAZE JUST WON THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE!!Bryan Blaze celebrates in the middle of the ring as the official comes in and hands him the Cruiserweight Championship as James Payne and Cousin Harper are all smiles on the ramp.. Jimmy Garcia: YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!!Katta Pult: THIS IS INSANE!! BLAZE JUST WON THE TITLE IN LIKE HIS THIRD MATCH!!Jimmy Garcia: WE'RE OUT OF TIME!!Blaze holds up the Cruiserweight title as we cut to Teo looking completely flustered, frustrated and dejected.. Heritage are all smiles on the ramp.. Blaze is all smiles.. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!We fade out of CruiserClash.
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