Post by Havoc on Mar 27, 2022 8:02:39 GMT -5
The Worldwide Shooter The Wanderer The Man Called Havoc "Call me what you want. Just don't call me late for dinner." *pause for laughter* "Hello there, Action Wrestling. I am coming to you live from my rental car, parked outside of Luigi's Pizza Arena in Grand Fork, North Dakota. Turns out… I'm not great at time management because here I am… a day early. That's okay. I have some time to explore the great city of Grand Forks." *pause for confusion* "Is it Fork or Forks? I saw a sign on the way in with the plural form. Anyway… uhh… this city is known for produce which is… good… and…" *pause for going nowhere* "My apologies. It's been a while since I've had to record anything and send it out into the universe. The vast majority of my career was spent in Japan, where I did my best work on the canvas rather than on a microphone. Things are certainly different back in the states… and I'll adjust to it sooner than later. Now that I have found my way to CruiserClash… business is about to pick up around here. For those of you unfamiliar with my work, you're in for a real fuckin' treat. I traveled the world my entire adult life, racking up enough experience to wow even the most seasoned in Action Wrestling. Now it's time to kick down the forbidden door and continue to cement my legacy in this business. That all starts tomorrow night against Jessie Lee. She is a whole different forbidden door to me. In the close to nine years I've been doin' this, guess how many women I've worked with." *pause for guessing* "Ding ding ding. Zero. I have nothing against intergender wrestling, per se. It's just that I haven't had the… opportunity, I guess… to delve into that niche. There's a first time for everything, they say… and I couldn't have picked anyone in Action Wrestling better for my first time. I've done my homework and discovered she's as tough as they come around here… and damn impressive in the ring, despite being so wet behind the ears. She looked good in CruiserHavoc Rumble, and even had a breakout match against Addy A. Just last week she even had a shot at a title shot." *pause for golf clap* "Job almost well done, I guess. There will be other opportunities in the future… but they won't happen at my expense. I didn't come all the way back to the states to just be another body on the hottest brand on the planet. I came to slay dragons and discover treasures. That may sound strange… but there are layers to my mission that few will understand. Jessie Lee seems like she's got herself together enough to keep up… but I've been wrong before. So has she, I've seen. She was… extremely unsuccessful… at Battlebowl. All that hype and she sank faster than the Titanic. What a shame. The silver lining is that she will forever be remembered for losing to me in my Action Wrestling debut. That's a strong claim for someone not slingin' mean words like she most certainly will be doin'. I heard her little temper tantrum prior to last week's event and… unhinged doesn't quite cover it. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Unmotivated. Sure, she has motivation… but her focus is too narrow to make it to the top in this business. I've been to the highest of plateaus… and now there are new challenges ahead. My first is this here match, and I won't ruin it by gettin' all in a tizzy about how I'm the greatest or how Jessie Lee sucks or whatever generic crap you're used to seeing from the stars of Action Wrestling. Instead, you'll see a calculated titan clash first within himself… and then outside of himself." *pause for thoughts but no prayers* "Are you with me? Are the lights on, Jessie Lee? Tomorrow night, we dance like I've never danced before. Your true fight is with yourself… and I hope you don't lose that. The fight before you is with me, and I hope you find peace in defeat." *pause for prayers but no more thoughts* |