Post by Flop on Mar 26, 2022 18:35:53 GMT -5
Dad: You tapped like a bitch!
Mom: Charles!
Dad: Sorry dear. You tapped out like a baby to a bloody girl.
DDT: So what! I got a title shot!
Dad: Please. You wanted to hit her with a chair because you carried like a bitch! Sorry dear. But he did. I saw his circus fight, got beat by a girl. Not just beat but treated like the woman in a marriage but a woman. I ain't raised no lesbian.
Mom: Charles... Please...
Dad: Sorry dear, but this waste of space has to hear the truth sometimes. Can't run away to be a clown in the circus and be clowned by some woman.
DDT: I hate you!
Dad: Truthfully? I wish your mother swallowed those sperm.
Mom: CHARLES!
Dad: Yeh I know. But he's such a disappointment kid won't even get a haircut and get a real job.
DDT: What and be like you. No thanks!
Dad: What you'd rather get beat up by girls? You don't see your mother beating me in a fight. You don't see me needing a chair to keep her in line. You ARE a disgrace KID! You are a clown! At the moment it seems like you a just a loser and now you are going to hang out with some other loser kid to lose again and be a loser. Loser!
DDT: I HATE YOU!
Dad: Yeh I know you said that. There could be worse things in life. You could like me and want to hang with me to drink beers, smoke cigars and watch baseball. But you are too much of a bitch to actually want to do things like that. BITCH!
Mom: Charles!
Dad: I know dear.
DDT: FUCK YOU!
Mom: CHARLES!
Dad: You better run boy!
DDT: What ARE YOU gonna do, old man?
Dad: You wanna find out?
Mom: CHARLES! You will NOT fight our son. Charles, you better go to your friends house tonight you're father is a little bit angry.
Dad: Like hell I am. He's not too old to bent over my knee.
Mom: Just go.
"Oh yeh, bay bay. Joey Bunga has seen what I bring to the ring bay bay. He's giving Dark Kent the chance of a lifetime to touch the skin on my body by being my tag team partner while we win these Cruiserweight Tag Team Titles bay bay. Dark Kent welcome to the big time with Dre Dre bay bay."
"So Aphriya, big ups to you last week, bay bay. I get that you got lucky, but I can't have your breaking my beautiful bones bay bay. So consider that tap out a moment for today, but I can't take the win away from you that being said I am going to take the tag team titles away from you this week. Gold looks good on someone as beautiful as me bay bay. On you're ugly ass you just bring down the value of the product. Unfortunate that those genetics made you so ugly bay bay, but that's just way it is. Besides, we need ugly girls to work drive thru at Burger King. So you have a place in the world, just not with the gold around your waist. That's mine and Dark Kent's baby girl. Mwah Bay Bay."
"But Azzy V, I kno you play the ditzy one in the team bay bay. That's cool and all, but the ugly tough chick and the ditzy hot chick that's so fake ass Hollywood bay bay. Cliche, old and worn out bay bay. Even you terribly monotonous wordplay that losers think is clever is all hacked up and trash. The total opposite of me, Dre Dree,. I'm a hot commodity like Crypto baby. I'm gonna be rich and I'm gonna be blinged out like the best homes bay bay. I'm going to start by taking the glittering gold that you carry so proudly, bay bay. I know that will make you sad but sad girls always get happy again, so you just cry yourself to sleep as a former champion make your rabbit will cheer you up. Mwah Bay Bay."
"Dark Kent. I'm Dre Dre. Don't fuck it bay bay."