Post by Roman Gunn on Mar 23, 2022 11:53:06 GMT -5
Roman Gunn: As the face of Action Wrestling and the biggest Champion this belt has ever had, I just want to say, happy Evolution season, ya'll. It's been rough, it's been a tough year for some of you guys, like Claire Hawkins. But when you're the leader of all men, when you're one of the best like I am, you make it work. Everything I touch turns to greatness, I'm the golden glove of the monarchs, and I surround myself with nothing but the best. Tobias is one of the top attorneys in the world and he stands here with me because he acknowledges me.
Look at this CBS Championship. This belt now sits on the most prized shoulders and waist in Action Wrestling. I can't miss because The CBS Championship acknowledges me. I did this, I do this, because I know who I am. I understand, since day 1, that I am the greatest superstar in Action Wrestling history and I'm Main Event Roman for a reason. I can handle the pressure, I know the ball out the park every time I step up..
Roman holds the CBS title up..
Roman Gunn: and I love this belt. I love this Championship. My most prized possession. But I have one more Championship to strap up, Claire. It's me cocking this gun in this gold glove and knocking Dandy out, and putting the World Championship on this shoulder, right here on this left shoulder and to do that I'm going to win Havoc, so Claire.. You can't pin me 1, 2, 3. You can't beat me. You can't get me. You're a sucka!
Roman adjusts the CBS title belt.
Roman Gunn: I don't even remember the last time I lost, you see, I was beating CJ Phoenix around and holding the United States Championship until I was screwed out of it, then weeks later, I'm holding the CBS Championship, and in a month and a half, I'm walking into Evolution V and winning the World Championship. This is team Gunn, baby, and you're not beating me.
Yeah, I'm frustrated that I'm in this match, I've been cheated, Claire, I've been screwed, you know how that feels? Of course you don't. You should be bowing at my feet but instead I'm having to defeat you AGAIN so I can go to Havoc and win it on my path to the Evolution main event where I take my spot at the top of the throne.
Dandy, I hope you're ready because you're just 2 months away from getting your jaw unhinged, and your teeth put down your throat on my golden glove. It's time for the World Champion Dandy DiVito and everyone else in Havoc to ..
Acknowledge me.
The scene fades to darkness.
Look at this CBS Championship. This belt now sits on the most prized shoulders and waist in Action Wrestling. I can't miss because The CBS Championship acknowledges me. I did this, I do this, because I know who I am. I understand, since day 1, that I am the greatest superstar in Action Wrestling history and I'm Main Event Roman for a reason. I can handle the pressure, I know the ball out the park every time I step up..
Roman holds the CBS title up..
Roman Gunn: and I love this belt. I love this Championship. My most prized possession. But I have one more Championship to strap up, Claire. It's me cocking this gun in this gold glove and knocking Dandy out, and putting the World Championship on this shoulder, right here on this left shoulder and to do that I'm going to win Havoc, so Claire.. You can't pin me 1, 2, 3. You can't beat me. You can't get me. You're a sucka!
Roman adjusts the CBS title belt.
Roman Gunn: I don't even remember the last time I lost, you see, I was beating CJ Phoenix around and holding the United States Championship until I was screwed out of it, then weeks later, I'm holding the CBS Championship, and in a month and a half, I'm walking into Evolution V and winning the World Championship. This is team Gunn, baby, and you're not beating me.
Yeah, I'm frustrated that I'm in this match, I've been cheated, Claire, I've been screwed, you know how that feels? Of course you don't. You should be bowing at my feet but instead I'm having to defeat you AGAIN so I can go to Havoc and win it on my path to the Evolution main event where I take my spot at the top of the throne.
Dandy, I hope you're ready because you're just 2 months away from getting your jaw unhinged, and your teeth put down your throat on my golden glove. It's time for the World Champion Dandy DiVito and everyone else in Havoc to ..
Acknowledge me.
The scene fades to darkness.