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Post by Action Reel on Mar 21, 2022 23:34:15 GMT -5
Pyro blasts off inside the arena and Billy and Chris welcomes us to Monday Night Clash! Billy: Welcome wrestling fans and we're on the Road to Evolution V!Chris Avery: The road is full of twists, turns, potholes, speed bumps and bridges, but one thing is for certain it has one major stop.. and that's HAVOC on April 16th!Billy: We know CruiserClash's Teo Blaze has declared for Havoc and we just got official word that Corey Black has declared for Havoc as well!Chris Avery: Of course, Havoc will determine the #1 contender for Dandy DiVito's World Championship in the BIGGEST MAIN EVENT EVER at Evolution V in June!Billy: What else is in store for us as we're on the road to Evolution with Havoc looming in the distance!?
Chris Avery: We have a huge match up coming up next! The return of Teijin!
The crowd pops as Teijin is shown on the graphic next to Carter Shaw..
Billy: And Carter Shaw will go one on one when we return on Monday Night Clash! .. we're live.. ON CBS!
We fade to a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 0:32:08 GMT -5
Teijin vs. Carter Shaw
The match goes back and forth for 9 minutes in a hotly contested opening match up! Now to the finish! ... .. . Teijin picks up Shaw and goes for a brainbuster but Shaw gets out of it and lands behind Teijin! He turns him around but Teijin ducks the attack and grabs the waist and ripcords Shaw into a forearm! Teijin goes for a roaring elbow, but Shaw ducks it and hits a PELE KICK sending Teijin back into the ropes! He collects himself and comes back to the middle of the ring where Shaw leaps from the apron to the springboard and INTO THE AUTOGRAPH!! Billy: THE AUTOGRAPH!!Shaw covers One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: CARTER SHAW WINS HERE ON CLASH!Shaw gets up and his arm is raised in victory as Teijin rolls to the apron and slumps off down to the mats.. Chris Avery: We're getting word that Carter Shaw and Teijin are declared for Havoc!The ActionTron shows up with both of their faces in Havoc and Shaw smiles.. Billy: Last years' Havoc saw Carter Shaw cash in .. going ALL-IN on the winner and making it a triple threat match at Evolution IV! Carter Shaw looking to end Havoc for the second straight year!Chris Avery: It could happen!We go to a commercial
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 0:32:26 GMT -5
A Little Tease for Dandy
In Dandy’s locker room, Richard stands before his brother, an enormous grin crawling across the younger DiVito’s face. Dandy DiVito: What’s got you all fuckin’ riled up?Richard turns to RONAN who’s standing immediately behind Richard and smacks the big man on the shoulder with a playful open hand. Richard DiVito: He doesn’t know!Dandy’s brow furrows in confusion. Dandy DiVito: What don’t I know?RONAN cracks a barely perceptible smile as Richard grins like an idiot. Richard DiVito: Oh, man, do we have a surprise for you, brother!Dandy DiVito: Dick, you know I ain’t like surprises. What is it?Richard DiVito: Winston! You’ve got to trust me here. Tonight. After that match full of has-been and never-was types Pasternak’s calling a main event, we’ll see you in the ring for a BIG surprise to celebrate your unprecedented success and excellence!The tension in Dandy evaporates suddenly as a smile grows on his face as well and Richard pats him on the shoulder. The scene fades.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 0:35:53 GMT -5
Cedrone Segment!
Billy: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to more Monday Night Clash! Right now we have some prerecorded words from the one…the only…Jonny Cedrone!The scene fades to a scene somewhere in the back. The area is very dingy and kinda dark. The fans in the arena go crazy as we see Jonny standing there soaking in his surroundings before looking deep into the camera Jonny Cedrone: Ladies and gentlemen, to start this off I wanted to apologize to each and every one of you for letting you down. I want to apologize for disappointing you and for not getting the job done. I gave it everything I had. I took the fight to Ash. I almost had her. We almost had the Hardcore Title but I came up short.My time with Ash Blake is far from over but tonight we embark on another adventure. Tonight we compete in a Pure Cup qualifying match. My entire career I’ve fought hard for everything I’ve ever achieved so I’m no stranger to having to earn what I want. Combine that with everything that I’ve learned in all of my fights with Ash Blake over the Hardcore Championship, I’m confident that we can go into this fight tonight and continue on into the tournament and win the entire thing!A huge pop from the fans Jonny Cedrone: Cousin Harper, tonight you and I fight it out to see who even qualifies to get into the tournament. Tonight is just the beginning. You’re a big guy tied to a pretty big group of people in Action Wrestling. Should I be concerned? Should I have my head on a swivel going into this fight? I probably should, but I’m not going to. I’ve fought your kind before. You’re big, you think that you can just throw your weight around and get the easy win. I’ve got news for ya though…I’m not an ‘easy win’ Cousin Harper.
I know going into this fight that I have my work cut out for myself. As I just said, you’re a big guy. There’s a certain amount of adaptability that I have to do in order to get this win. With the help of The People though I can do anything and everything! Cousin Harper, I have long prided myself on the fact that I’m a pro-wrestler – one of the best – but after my time with Ash, I’ve learned from my mistakes and I’ve learned a few new things about myself.
I’ve learned that I’m okay with getting my hands dirty. I’ve learned that I’m not afraid to get them blood-stained. I’ve learned that when I say that I will do whatever is necessary to get the job done and get the win…I pretty well mean every word. I’m not just words when I say that I’m able to adapt to any style in the ring. So Cousin Harper, if you think that you’re just gonna go out there and just throw me around or throw your weight around and get the win…you need to wake up from your dream world!
I’m hungry. My desire is burning brighter than ever before. I’m driven more than ever before. There’s just no stopping me now Cousin Harper and you’re the first one to get burnt!Another huge pop from the fans as the scene fades to black
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 0:45:49 GMT -5
Swallowing vs SFG
“X” by Poppy hits the fans explode! Alice Gemini enters first running to each side of the stage getting the crowd hyped up with the beginning of the song and as the song "drops" Cherry Vega SPRINTS out straight to the ring, Full send. Alice aggressively walks to the ring behind her, sliding in and slams the mat several times before hopping up. Meanwhile Cherry is running from one corner to the others trying to get everyone hyped up. Tracy Wolfson: Welcoming to the ring… the team of Cherry Vega and Alice Gemini… S!!! F!!! G!!!Chris Avery: A bit of a reset with the tag team championship ladder begins tonight! We saw a tremendous interim championship match one week ago, and now with a healthy, robust tag team division, these matches are bound to have some implications as we enter Havoc… and then Evolution season!Billy: Every match is exciting! Every match demands your eyeballs! This is why this is Action Wrestling, the number one company in the world! Find us online at www.topefed.com!The camera pans towards a person in the crowd holding up a sign that says www.topefed.com. He’s sitting right next to a person with a sign that says “ SWALLOW THIS DADDY, ADDY!” Chris Avery: Our apologies to the CBS network and all of it’s family-friendly affiliates for what you just saw."Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches begins to echo throughout the arena, as the arena lights blackout leaving the arena in total darkness, the fans the front rows are sprayed with a glow in the dark spray that gives the impression that they've received a facial. As the lyrics of the song kick into the gear, the arena lights begin to strobe before proving a single light focus on the stage, while the rest of the arena remains bathed in darkness. Lissie Hope is first to walk out onto the landing, and Adelaide Ainsworth skips out behind her. The two tap their waists and and point to the sky, before they start making their way to the ring. Addy skipping to the ring like a slutty school girl, while Lissie Hope trails behind. The spotlight splits in two as it follows the girls to the ring. Lissie trails behind Addy and enters the ring, while Ainsworth skips around the ring. Tracy Wolfson: Ladies and gentlemen... LISSSSSSIEEEE HOOOOOOPE AND ADELAAAAAAIDE AIIIINSWOOOORTH... THE SWAAAALOOOOWING!!The lights focus on the ring as Addy does the splits and slides herself into under the bottom rope before house lights raise. Both girls tap their biceps which are taped up in strapping tape with "Robbie" written in sharpie. Chris Avery: A few weeks ago, these ladies shocked the world by reuniting one of the best tag teams in Action Wrestling history!Billy: I don’t think it was a much of a surprise, Chris! There were murmurs of this happening for months, and finally, the opportunity presented itself!Chris Avery: Like we’ve mentioned, this is a bit of a table-setter in the tag team division as we embark on what amounts to be the Action Wrestling playoffs! Evolution will be here before you know it!The fans are split in support between SFG and the Swallowing tonight! Both teams receive rousing applause. Cherry Vega and Addy Ainsworth decide to begin the match, with Addy beginning the mind games by blowing a kiss to Alice Gemini on the apron. Alice wants to enter - obvious bad blood between them - but Cherry halts her by holding her hands up. Out of nowhere, Vega runs out of the corner and lands a back elbow on Addy, dropping her to the canvas, as the bell rings! Chris Avery: Cherry taking the quick offensive here!Cherry levels Addy with a boot to the face before dropping down with a claw grip on her jaw, looking to transition into a sleeper of some sort. Addy crawls to her knees before driving an elbow to Cherry’s sternum. Addy whips her to the ropes and follows her in with a lariat. Cherry rolls to safety, grabbing her jaw. She sees Addy coming in with a stomp and evades the attack, jumping up to her feet and landing a chin breaker to Addy. Addy stumbles back a step, and Cherry drops her with a jumping dropkick. She picks Addy up by the wrist and whips her to the corner. But Addy bounces out of the corner and delivers a shoulder block to Cherry. Addy bounces off the ropes - a blind tag by Lissie on the return - and Cherry drops so Addy steps over her. Addy returns on the bounce, and Cherry leapfrogs over her… but doesn’t see Lissie has entered, and Lissie flattens her with a big spear! Chris Avery: OH WOW! THE POWER IN THAT ONE!Billy: She just took all her wind out!Cherry tries to roll out to catch her breath, but Lissie roughly shoves her shoulders down to the mat, making a cover with a forearm over her face. 1… 2… but a kickout by Cherry! Lissie smirks as she watches Cherry climb to her feet. Lissie drives her face into the turnbuckle, before picking her up and dropping her face first into the corner. She backs up a step and waits for Vega to turn around, walking right into a snap powerslam! Chris Avery: Just effortless! Lissie is so strong, she flipped Cherry over like a flick of the wrist!Billy: She’s a veteran, Chris! These girls are going to have to get crafty or this could be a long night!Alice Gemini is on the apron trash-talking Lissie, who stands up and smirks at her, before turning her attention back to the limp Cherry Vega. Lissie pulls her into a DDT set-up, before flipping around and landing a cutter. Lissie makes the second cover of the night. 1… 2… …but Vega gets a shoulder up! Lissie jaws with the referee for a second before exhaling, trying to maintain her composure. She leads Vega to her corner and tags in Addy, both of them dropping Vega with a double suplex. Addy runs to the ropes and lands a rolling senton, once again making it hard for Cherry to catch her breath. Addy crawls on her knees over to Alice, taunting her by sticking out her tongue. Alice lunges over the ropes but the referee quickly interferes. Addy turns and gets hit with a gut punch from Cherry, and then another! Vega is trying to flip the momentum, bouncing off the ropes but she is met with a high calf kick from Addy which drops her back on the canvas! Addy, wasting no time, turns and drops Alice off the apron with an elbow to the face! As she tries to reenter the ring, the referee gets in her way again. This allows Addy to tag in Lissie, before Addy drops Vega with a backbreaker. Still in position, Lissie springboards over the top rope and lands a leg drop to her neck! Chris Avery: The Swallowing haven’t lost a step, have they?Billy: Sometimes, the chemistry is just too great, Chris!Lissie drags Cherry to her feet and stuns a charging Vega with a hip toss. But Vega bounces right back up to her feet and connects with an arm drag on Lissie of her own! The pace is picking up as Vega lands a jumping knee lift to Lissie, and then a roundhouse kick to the chest! She’s picking her spots now, landing thigh kicks to Lissie’s leg, each one thudding louder than the last! Vega seems to be picking up steam, as she pulls Lissie in for a jumping DDT! Lissie rolls out of it as Vega celebrates, and when Vega turns back to Lissie, Lissie drops her with a devastating clothesline that sends her somersaulting in the air! Lissie shakes out her softened leg as she goes back to Vega, grabbing her by the arm. But Vega shoots forward and headbutts Lissie in the stomach, before diving for her partner and tagging in the fresh Alice Gemini! Chris Avery: Here we go!Alice Gemini storms the ring! She has a good six inches and thirty pounds on her partner, and she arrives with purpose! Slamming her knee into Lissie’s gut, she drives a powerful arm over her back, before slamming her face into the turnbuckle! Alice whips Lissie to the ropes, but Lissie counters it… and then Alice counters it AGAIN and drops Lissie with a rebound cutter! Without wasting a movement, she bounces off the ropes and delivers a front flip leg drop! She makes the cover on Lissie! 1… 2… …but Lissie gets a shoulder up! Chris Avery: SFG WITH ALL THE MOMENTUM NOW!Alice turns and gives double-birds to Addy, before kicking Lissie across the face! Alice pulls Lissie up and puts her in a DDT position… before hanging her feet on the top rope! She’s looking for a brutal Impaler-type DDT… but Addy enters the ring and drops her with a huge spinning head kick for the save! This draws in Cherry Vega, who dives at Addy with a flying cross body that sends them both through the middle and top ropes! Lissie and Alice are the only two left in the ring now, and the save pays dividends for the Swallowing. Lissie connects with a german suplex, maintaining the bridge! 1… 2… Chris Avery: This could be it!3– But NO! Cherry Vega reaches in and pulls the referee’s leg, breaking his concentration! Lissie is confused before reaching over the top rope to mangle her hair! But Alice slams a forearm to Lissie’s back, before whipping Lissie to the ropes. On the return, Alice sends her up into a flapjack – Chris Avery: WHOA!Billy: THERE IT IS!– Seamlessly, Vega reentered the ring at the right time and connects with the codebreaker to complete the tag team move! Addy is still on the outside! Lissie is hurt! Gemini makes the cover! 1– 2– Chris Avery: HOLY MOLY!3– NO! ADDY WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK, RIGHT TO GEMINI’S FACE! Chris Avery: ANOTHER NEAR FALL! NOW EVERYBODY IS FIGHTING!The four women stand up and start throwing strikes and Addy hits a right hand on Vega and Lissie hits a bicycle superkick on Vega and Lissie covers! Gemini turns around and Addy throws her out! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Billy: SWALLOWING WIN!Chris Avery: THE SWALLOWING WIN HERE ON CLASH!Gemini and Vega get together on the outside as Addy and Lissie embrace and the crowd pops. They lean on the ropes as the crowd continues cheering! Billy: Swallowing making a statement in the tag team division here on Clash!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 0:48:53 GMT -5
The United States Of Gerard Angelo, You Peasants..
We cut back from commercials. The ring is set up with a podium with an American flag on each side. Red, white, and blue balloons are tied to each ring post. A table is set up with a stars and stripes cloth, where a few bottles of champagne stand along with three filled champagne flutes on a silver tray. Chris Avery: What is all this Billy?Billy: It says here that we’re getting… oh no… a State of the Union United States Championship address.Chris Avery: That means…Chris is cut off by the synth playing over the PA system. “I CAN’T STOP!” The lights start to flash as “STOP” repeats over and over from different speakers in the arena as the beat starts to build and then it drops. BOOM A small explosion of gold fireworks goes off “I CAN’T STOP!” The crowd boos as Gerard Angelo walks out on stage, dressed in a blue suit with a red tie. The United States title rests on his shoulder as he laughs at the reaction. Joey Scala and Holden Ross walk out behind him, also in suits. They both tug on them a little, not looking fully comfortable. Gerard starts to walk down the ramp and Grindhouse follows, flanking him. Tracy Wolfson: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome GRINDHOUSE and the NEEEWWWW United States Champion, Gerard Angeloooo!Gerry climbs into the ring as Joey and Holden follow. Gerard smirks as he steps up to the podium like his the President while Grindhouse stand on either side like they’re the Secret fucking Service. Gerard pulls his expensive sunglasses off, folding them and tucking them in his pocket as his theme song fades out, being replaced by booing. Gerry smirks and adjusts the microphone. Gerard Angelo: My fellow Americans…He trails off as the Jacksonville crowd boos. Gerry laughs again. Gerard Angelo: I told you so.They once again boo him. Gerard continues to smirk as he waits. Gerard Angelo: I told you that when everything is fair and honest, I don’t lose. And I proved it at Battlebowl by winning this.Gerard slaps the faceplate of the US title. Gerard Angelo: None of you thought I could beat CJ Phoenix. You all, like him, brushed me off as a one-trick pony. Even though I racked up victory after victory, you still turned your noses up at me. Well, you can’t anymore because I am the United States Champion.Gerry holds up the title to another round of boos before dropping it back safely on his shoulder. Gerard Angelo: I will say this. CJ is one tough sonovabitch. He gave me my toughest test here to date and almost had me. But, like everyone else, he fell to the Living Legend. I gave him his first pinfall loss in seven months. I took the title he had a death grip on. I beat the man you all were ready to call the heir apparent of Action Wrestling. No help. No distractions. Pinned him clean in the middle of this very ring.The crowd boos as Scala and Ross applaud. Gerard Angelo: This is the United States of Angelo now. This is my title. And I have big plans for this belt. To make it one of the grandest titles someone could win in our industry. Maybe I’ll have an open challenge every week to defend it. No, that’s stupid. Maybe I’ll host a tournament of gimmick matches. No, that’s been done. Maybe I’ll win Havoc, take this title to the main event of Evolution, and become a double champion. The possibilities are endless because it will be a cold day in hell when someone takes this strap from me. But now let’s celebrate. Holden if you would.Holden nods and turns to grab the tray of champagne. Gerard takes one and so does Joey. Holden takes his glass and flings the silver tray, narrowly missing fans in the front row as it bounces off the guardrail. Billy: MAHGAWD! Holden Ross nearly took out the front row!Chris Avery: We’re gonna have to start getting signed waivers when Grindhouse is in the building! Gerard Angelo: This is a toast to me. A toast to Grindhouse for having the match of the year at Battlebowl. And a toast to you all here in Jacksonville.Gerry gets a cheap pop and he smirks. Gerard Angelo: Because you guys finally get to see what a championship victory looks like because the Jaguars will never win one.The crowd turns and boos the shit out of Gerard as he just laughs before draining his champagne flute. Joey and Holden do the same and smash both of theirs on the mat. Gerard points at the ActionTron and it shows an American flag with MISSION ACCOMPLISHED written across ala George W. Gerard Angelo: God bless America. And God bless Gerard Angelo.
Gerry returns to laughing as he steps down, Grindhouse following him out of the ring. Gerard walks up the ramp, holding the US title high over his head.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 0:50:47 GMT -5
Pauly Strong vs. Odin Balfore(c)
Path of Cage hits and the crowd boos almost instantly as Steve Bentley walks through the curtain first and points back towards Pauly Strong who comes hopping out through the curtain. He stops next to Bentley and raises his arms way up in the air with his head looking up and then shoots his arms down and a pyro BLASTS behind him. His gaze lowers towards the ring to the opponent and Bentley waves Strong to continue down the ramp. Strong comes down the ramp with an extra pep in his very large step. Bentley gets to the apron and stops as Strong just JUMPS straight up to the apron and grabs the top rope and bends through the ropes to get into the ring! Bentley jumps on the apron and points towards Strong as Strong roars one more time inside the ring against the ropes! The crowd booing through all of this as Strong moves to his corner and bounces from one leg to the next ready to beat some ass. Billy: He's undefeated since being called up to Clash!Chris Avery: Pauly Strong is big, mean, and nasty! And he has a tall order against Odin Balfore!“ With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes.. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part. Crowd: The battle is.. already won! Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway. Billy: Odin Balfore was defending his TV Championship at Battlebowl against James Payne and then a mysterious video appeared before.. AND after his match!Chris Avery: Yeah, it was weird!DING DING DING Odin and Strong step to each other and Odin hits a right hand! Strong hits a right hand! Both superstars returning fire strikes but neither man stumbling or reeling! Odin shoots off to the ropes on his own and hits a running big boot! Billy: WOW!Chris Avery: AND PAULY STRONG JUST ATE IT!Strong shakes his head no and hits the ropes on his own and comes back with a lariat to the chest of Odin but he eats it too!! Chris Avery: JESUS CHRIST!Billy: THIS IS INSANE!Strong picks up Odin onto his shoulders and Odin kicks out of it and lands on his feet! He shoves Strong into the turnbuckles and Strong turns around and Odin picks him up on his shoulders and turns and PLANTS him down in the middle of the ring! Billy: A PRESSING POWERSLAM!Strong shakes his body cold and just lifts himself up off the mat and ROARS into the face of Odin! Chris Avery: OH MY!Odin is picked up by Strong and he PLANTS HIM WITH THE SAME POWERSLAM TYPE MOVE! Billy: OHHHHHH SHIT!!Odin gets right back to his feet and even Strong is worried!! Chris Avery: MY GOD!Odin rushes and just lariats Strong over the top rope and both Odin and Strong crash over the top rope down to the outside! Billy: Oh man they spilled out right here in front of us!Odin hits clubbing blows to the back of Strong as he leans on the announcers table! Strong hits a back elbow and then a short arm lariat but neither man fall down! Bentley is yelling for Strong to finish Odin, but Odin just keeps firing back with uppercuts and hard-hitting, stiff fucking forearms! The two continue to lay into each other! Chris Avery: STRONG AND ODIN! NEITHER MAN GIVING UP!Billy: This is wild!Strong and Odin hit a headbutt on each other and deadass ROAR as they hit forearms and trade more strikes! Bentley is pleading for Strong to turn around!! He's not giving up on Odin!! Billy: WAIT THE OFFICIAL!!Chris Avery: THE OFFICIAL IS AT NINE!!10!! DING DING DING Billy: THEY JUST GOT COUNTED OUT!!Chris Avery: Odin is NOT happy!!Strong sucker punches Odin but Odin kicks him in the stomach and then throws him into the railing stomach first! Strong still doesn't go down but Steve Bentley tells him to stop, tells him to wait.. Odin grabs his Television Championship and is just NOT happy! Billy: THE MATCH WAS THROWN OUT!Chris Avery: A DOUBLE COUNT OUT, THIS IS WILD!!Odin gets into the ring and demands Strong to continue the fight but Bentley is pushing Strong away up the ramp.. Odin is telling him to get these hands and to be fair, Strong wants to bad, but Bentley says no. Billy: Either way, Odin Balfore is STILL Television Champion!The arena lights go dark out if nowhere. After a minute or two of pure darkness, the lights begin to flash on like a wave throughout the arena. Lights bright up top while below they are dim. While the lights create this effect, a loud boom rolls through the PA system. As it trails off into the distance the ActionTron comes to life but only shows a snowy static screen. Then suddenly a face can be seen within the static snow.
"We are here to send a message. We speak to only one single target. We are the one coming for you. We will end your dominating ways in Action Wrestling. You've carried a championship belt for way too long. We are here to bring in a new era. An era of perfection. Absolute dominance. Pure wreckage. He who we stand for has been waiting in the wings. Watching, waiting, observing. Paying very close attention to you."
The lights continue to dim and brighten in wave after wave throughout the arena. Another loud clap, rumble rolls through the PA system. The face continues to speak, well it is assumed to be the "WE" speaking.
"He is we, stating that the one named after a Nordic god. Your dominance is false. It has only occured due to the weak, and feeble minded that cannot contain emotions. Control excitement. At BattleBowl, the universe was sent a message. One target is all He is We wants has been selected. One for not only the Television Championship. But to show how truly insignificant your dominance has been false. Unbridled. Not reality. This has been a warning to all, Odin Balfore is a false god. A false dominant force. He is We shall prove this to be fact soon. Settle. Relax. Let the wave of truth roll over you. Remember, the target has been selected. The foe has been revealed. Now the reality will be shown to all of you. He is We has spoken."
Another loud rolling boom flows over the PA system. As it echoes off into the distance, the arena lights and ActionTron return to normal simultaneously just as quickly as they went to abnormality.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 0:52:16 GMT -5
Jill Park vs. Mason Jones
“God’s Plan” by Drake booms throughout the arena as Mason Jones steps through the curtain and out onto the ramp. He pauses at the top of the ramp to take in the rather lukewarm reception the crowd is giving him. Billy: Mason Jones has quite the tall order ahead of him here tonight, Chris.Chris Avery: That he does, Billy! Mason Jones is taking on Jill Park, in her first match since the HUGE Hell in a Cell victory she scored over Carter Shaw just a few weeks ago!Billy: Yes that was-WHAT HE HAYL?!Mason Jones comes to an abrupt stop about halfway down the ramp when a steel chair collides with his back! He crumbles onto the steel as JILL PARK stands over him, steel chair still in hand! Billy: SHITFIRE! Jill Park has attacked Mason Jones with a steel chair!Chris Avery: Is this really necessary?!Jill Park smiles as she lines up Mason Jones as he stumbles to his feet, nailing him with a second chair shot, this time right to his face! Billy: This is not right! Jill Park has jumped Mason Jones before this match can even get under way!Tossing the chair aside, Jill grabs Mason Jones by his hair, hoisting him up to his feet and tosses him into the ring! Taking her time, Jill strolls around the ring before sliding in, as Mason Jones is still desperately trying to get his bearings after those two hellacious chair shots. Jill is laughing in the ref’s face as he tells her to stay back! Billy: Is this match still going ahead?!Chris Avery: It looks like Mason Jones is saying he can go, and apparently that’s good enough for the referee!The ref rings the bell as Mason Jones stumbles forward and Jill charges right at him! LAY IT DOWN! Billy: SHITFIRE! Mason Jones CAUGHT Jill Park with the Lay it Down SPINEBUSTER!1… 2… Jill Park gets a shoulder up! Chris Avery: Mason Jones nearly caught her!Mason Jones can’t believe it! He nearly beat Jill Park, and in record time! However, he still did suffer two chair shots just moments ago, and as such he has a rest in the corner. Jill stirs, and gets to her feet. She notices Mason Jones still recuperating and rushes in for a shoulder tackle, but Mason Jones dodges, and Jill Park crashes shoulder-first into the ring post! Jill backs out and Mason Jones quickly cinches in a half nelson…suplex! Chris Avery: Half nelson suplex!Billy: SHITFIRE! JILL PARK LANDED ON HER HEAD!He quickly moves into another pin, hooking both legs! 1… 2… Shoulder up! Chris Avery: Jill Park kicks out, but she’s in trouble!Mason Jones picks her back up again…powerbomb!-NO! Jill counters with a hurricanrana! Jill gets to her feet first but Mason quickly gets to his as well and charges ahead for a clothesline-Jill catches him with a superkick! Billy: SNOWFLAKE SWATTER!Jill backs up, clearly still caught off guard by the spinebuster Mason was able to catch her with just moments ago. She sizes him up…Bicycle Knee! She hits “Double Parked”! Mason crumbles to the mat! Chris Avery: Jill Park clearly has no interest in a long match here tonight!Mason is in position and Jill runs up…CANCEL CULT-NO! Billy: Jill Park just looked primed for the Cancel Culture stomp, but she stopped herself! WHY?!Jill’s eyes stay locked on Mason as he struggles to his feet, having to use the ropes to hoist himself up…and he walks right into a jumping spinning kick! Billy: WAIT HOLD UP!Chris Avery: Did Jill Park just hit “King’s Dead” on Mason Jones?Billy: I think she did! A clear message to Johnny Bacchus!Jill wipes a dab of blood from her mouth and with a hateful scowl, moves into the lateral press, hooking the far leg… 1. 2. 3. Billy: And that’s it. A sickening display by Jill Park!
The crowd boos as Park stands up and looks down at Mason Jones..
Chris Avery: MY GOD!
Billy: WHAT A DOMINANT PERFORMANCE!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 0:53:44 GMT -5
Holden Ross vs. Robby Bigg Dick
No music or anything and half the crowd boos but half the crowd pops as Robby Bigg Dick comes out. He doesn't come out with weapons but rolls into the ring and throws up his gang sign and the crowd pops to him. He hypes himself up. Air raid sirens begin their cries of warning as the arena is plunged into darkness. As they reach their crescendo, and begin their fall, a single spotlight cuts through the dark, illuminating Holden who is standing statuesque, just this side of the threshold of the entrance curtain. Chris Avery: There he is! The Human Wrecking Ball!Billy: Those sirens are appropriate…Just like their signal of warning in the real World, in A.W. they are a warning that the “Bastard” is making his way to the ring. When the spotlight first shines on him, he has his head down, chin on his chest and his eyes closed. The sirens begin winding up their pitch for the second round of screaming. He lifts his head and his face is void of emotion, his eyes black pools of nothing, similar to a great white's eyes. Tracy Wolfson: Making his way to the ring; standing at six feet, five inches tall and weighing in at just over three hundred pounds! He hails from San Luis Obispo! He is “The Bastard!” Hoooooldennnnnnnn RRRRRRRRRRoosssssssss! The sirens are relentless as he strolls down to the ring. He takes his time climbing the ring steps and wipes his feet before entering the ring. He brings his hands together in front of his chest, in a praying position. He then removes the ski mask, chain, and jacket and tosses it out to the ring girl. When the referee attempts to check him for contraband, Holden gently pushes him away and leans into his corner, apparently bored. Joey Scala is hyping him up on the outside as Holden Ross is across the ring from RBD and the bell sounds! DING DING DING Billy: He looks pretty intense!Chris Avery: Just a week ago those two had what some are calling one of the BEST Tag Team Championship matches of all time!Holden hauls the mail across the ring and just hits a POUNCE on RBD sending him flying back into the turnbuckles and he crashes down! Chris Avery: WOOWWWBilly: HOLY SHIT!! STEAMROLLER!!Holden picks up RBD and RBD hits a few strikes to the midsection but Holden hits a knee and then grabs him, pills him in close and pops him up.. Billy: THE STRENGTH!!Holden Ross hits a BUCKLE BOMB!! Chris Avery: MY GOD!!Holden picks up RBD who tries swinging in desparation but Holden just Judo throws his ass across the ring! Scala is on the outside preaching and coaching Holden for MORE violence! Holden stretches the arms, the shoulders and stalks RBD and picks him up.. He holds him up like a dominator and charges RBD into the turnbuckles and then turns and hits a DOMINATOR!! Billy: BASTARDIZED!!Chris Avery: JESUS!Holden covers! One! Two! Three! RBD kicks up but it's too late! DING DING DING Holden stands up and Scala is on the apron cheering him on! Billy: WHAT A WIN! HOLY SHIT!Chris Avery: MY GOD!RBD rolls out of the ring as Grindhouse celebrate in the middle of the ring together. Scala slapping the back of Holden pumping him up.. Chris Avery: LOOK OUT!RBD swings the chair and hits Holden in the back!! Billy: THE MUSIC JUST CUT OUT! WHAT THE HELL IS ROBBY DOING!Robby is pissed and swings the chair at Scala but he ducks and Scala kicks the chair out of RBDs hands! Scala shoves RBD into the corner and hits a few punches before he brings him out of the corner and then just suplexes him into the air and HOLDEN CATCHES HIM.. SCALA JUMPS UP AND DOWN IN HAPPINESS AS HOLDEN TURNS AND HITS THE GONZO BOMB ON THE CHAIR ON RBD!! Billy: JESUS CHRIST!!Chris Avery: H-BOMB!! H-BOMB ON THE CHAIR!!RBD rolls out of the ring basically dead as Grindhouse celebrate together in the middle of the ring with their music.. Billy: Holden Ross lookin like a BOSS tonight on Monday Night Clash!We fade to a commercial..
Johnny Bacchus Backstage Segment
The camera opens to backstage, Jade Riley in pursuit of someone, with a microphone in her hand. Jade Riley: Johnny! Can I get a word?The camera swings forward to reveal who she's following: Johnny Bacchus. The young man stops in the hall and turns back, offering a polite smile as he allows her to catch up. Johnny Bacchus: Yeah, sure, Jade.She takes a second to prim herself before she raises the microphone to her mouth. Jade Riley: Johnny, last week at Battlebowl we saw you go one-on-one with Regan Voorhees and walk away with a win by disqualification after an attack by Jill Park. I was wondering if I could get your thoughts on the events of that night?Johnny Bacchus: Happily, Jade. See, I called it like I saw it: Regan Voorhees wanted to test my gangster right off the bat to see if she could strangle my return in the crib. Regan Voorhees wants me gone because she knows people like us – people so diametrically opposed – can't exist on the show for long. Regan Voorhees can't climb far so long as a Johnny Bacchus is there to check someone like her. She knows that, but she learned that the hard way last week when I had her hands and knees, squealing like the hog she is.Jade Riley: And that's, of course, when Jill Park got involved. Johnny Bacchus: That's right because Jill Park also understands the threat I am. Some of these new kiddies in the locker room more interested in making friends than having principles will be tempted to fall for Jill's cordial demeanor – I ain't naming no names, y'all know who you are – but not me. I've been callin' Jillybean's bluff since day one. Or maybe she thinks I'm just lookin' extra cute this run and's pullin' a Helga Pataki, who knows?Johnny makes a mocking face at the camera, sticking his tongue out and wagging it before he begins to walk away from the camera. Jade Riley: Wait, Johnny, one last question!He stops, turning back to look over his shoulder. Johnny Bacchus: Yo? Jade Riley: Earlier tonight, we saw Jill Park use your King's Dead in her match. Affluenza clearly aren't finished with you. You also haven't been making the most friends lately – while your Vermin List has been a viral sensation, it's been received less than warmly by the rest of the locker room. If Affluenza continue to play the numbers game against you, who do you plan to turn to for help?Johnny pauses for a moment, a smile creeping across his face as his eyes go past Jade. He gives a laugh to himself before patting Jade on the shoulder. Johnny Bacchus: I got people in my corner.And with that he leaves!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 0:55:25 GMT -5
Winner Gets Into Havoc Chase Jackson vs. Johnny Bacchus
They come down to the ring. They have a competitive 2-3 minutes until we go to the finish! --- -- - Johnny ties Chase up with a hammerlock and locks his head under his arm! Chris Avery: IS HE GOING FOR THE ABBATOIR?!Then Johnny hooks Chase's leg and drops him to the mat, releasing the hammerlock and transitioning to wrap his arms around Chase's ankle. Billy: NO, HE'S GOING FOR THE FRANKLE LOCK!But Johnny releases that, too! Instead he backs up a bit, takes a step forward, and delivers a jumping spinning roundhouse to the downed Chase Jackson! Chris Avery: KING'S DEAD!Johnny falls on him for the pin. Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings and "Flagpole Sitta" hits the PA as Johnny pushes himself up, the crowd going wild! Tracy Wolfson: And here's your winner... "The Rascal King" Johnny Bacchus! Chris Avery: Statement win for the Rascal King here tonight, making short work of Chase Jackson!Billy: And statement to Affluenza, as well! Johnny poking the bear with that send-up.And as if on cue, the pink letters AFFLUENZA hits the ActionTron and "Black Sheep" by Metric overtakes Johnny's music. Regan Voorhees and Jill Park slink over the barricade from opposite sides, circling the ring like sharks. Jill carries a chair with her, a devilish smile on her face, and Regan regards the man in the center of the ring with deadly amusement. Chris Avery: And here's that numbers game again.Johnny circles with them, his head and eyes swiveling to constantly keep both within eyesight. As the two women mount the appron, Johnny makes for an open side of the ring. The two move quickly to cut him off, forcing him to back into the center of the ring again. They step into the ring and advance in unison. Billy: Little punk may finally learn to keep his mouth shut!"Jenny, You're Barely Alive" by Riley Kilo hits the PA, and the audience opens with boos as, suddenly, the Hardcore Champion steps out onto the stage. Chris Avery: Well this just went from bad to worse.Billy: Well, well, well if it isn't the consequences of his own actions.
Ash struts down the ramp, her eyes locked intently on the wrestlers before her. Chris Avery: Is Ash Blake joining forces with Affluenza?!Ash slides into the ring, Affluenza exchanging uncertain but certainly not objectionable looks with one another. She positions herself behind Johnny, the three woman now completely surrounding the Rascal King. Johnny's eyes dart nervous from the three, now openly circling in place with his guard up. Billy: Nowhere to run now!Ash steps forward first, the two nemeses locking eyes and their faces grimly serious. Chris Avery: She's not done with him, Hardcore Title and Philidor be damned!And then Ash steps to Johnny's side. He turns to face Affluenza, and a small grin creeps over his face. The audience lets out a mixed sound of shock and confusion. Chris Avery: Wait, WHAT?!Johnny gives a smug shrug, his face now confident. He says something not picked up over the MIXED reception of the crowd, while Affluenza stare back in rage! As if in unison, Voorhees and Park take a single step back in hesitance. Billy: SHITFIRE!!! BACCHUS AND BLAKE?!The crowd now explodes into a CACAPHONY! There are boos, cheers, cries, chants going INSANE! Johnny and Ash step forward together towards Affluenza. Chris Avery: I don't understand!?! These two HATE one another! These two have gone to war to destroy one another! Ash Blake may be the most contemptible person in Action Wrestling, and Johnny Bacchus has been one of the consistent moral compasses in the past year!Affluenza bail out of the ring! Regrouping on the floor, they retreat together, Jill hurling insults and abuse as Regan stares with cold intensity. Johnny throws an arm around Ash's shoulders and gives them a slap. Chris Avery: What does this mean for these two?! What does Johnny Bacchus intend, and how can he justify it to us?The crowd noise shifts towards decidedly more boos. Regan and Jill's eyes cast around the arena before a smile teases Regan's lips. She stops to take in the crowd reaction before looking knowingly back at Bacchus who stares back stoically. The scene fades with Johnny's eyes darting around the crowd uncertainly.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 1:02:43 GMT -5
Billy: Next week, CruiserClash and Monday Night Clash are live from Grand Ford, North Dakota but before both of those shows in a small underground undisclosed location just a mile from the venue, AW is hosting Pure Cup II!
Chris Avery: The ring will sit in this dark undisclosed location, no ropes, and about 500 bikers, fighters, and violent-enthuisiasts will be cheering on the four contestants in Pure Cup II... and in just a minute, we're going to figure out who is going to enter in!
Billy: Alice Gemini will be facing the winner of Cousin Harper or Jonny Cedrone tonight! And look at Pure Cup I winner, Max Daemon, he'll be going head to head against John Black next week!
Chris Avery: Verrry interesting! The only way to win those fights next week will be submission or knock outs! Those four are going to go at it for sure!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 1:03:39 GMT -5
Max Daemon Is Back On Clash!
The sounds of the Gamehawks arena begin to buzz. The crowd murmurs in excitement. Something that quickly changes to boos as "Dead Bite" by Hollywood Undead plays on the PA. Chris Avery: Well, we saw him a week and a half ago at UFC 272. Billy: YOU saw him at UFC 272.
Chris Avery: A lot of people saw him at UFC 272. He put up a decent fight against Conor, but unfortunately, the result really was kind of obvious. Even as Max Daemon steps onto the stage with a smirk on his face, his hooded jacket zipped up tight to cover his wifebeater, the crowd's boos continue. He looks out at the audience, ignoring the fireworks behind him that go off. As the final one fires off, he does a quick finger gun to the camera. Billy: He's in a surprisingly good mood for someone that was left out on his ass.
Chris Avery: He stood toe-to-toe with the greatest MMA fighter in the world. He has nothing to be ashamed of. Max starts his trek down the ramp, doing a bit of Conor's signature walk to taunt the increasingly jeering crowd. Billy: Kind of a dick move what he did afterwards.
Chris Avery: Between diving on top of the winning crew, Conor included, and Superkicking Joe Rogan to the mat, Max certainly made the athletic commission question whether they should let him fight ever again.
Billy: Making enemies wherever he goes. You KNOW that Torture and Pasternak had a stern talking to when Max got to the arena tonight.
Chris Avery: He wasn't here last week to recover from the fight. Tonight, he comes here not as a competitor, but to speak to the crowd. Once Max reaches the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. He wastes no time and impolitely asks for a mic from Adilene Floyd. She hands it off to him. Max steps into the middle of the ring, his smirk widening as he once again looks out at the negatively reaction audience. DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKSMax shakes his head, raising the mic to his lips. The fans give him no quarter as they hurl more boos and jeers on him. DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKSMax nods his head, allowing the fans their moment to continue. He tries once again, but the boos manage to get even louder. FUCK OFF MAX FUCK OFF MAX FUCK OFF MAX FUCK OFF MAXBilly: These fans are TOTALLY polite...
Chris Avery: We ARE in Jacksonville. Max walks towards the ropes, his smirk losing a bit of an edge as he tries once again to speak. The boos continue to rain down, however. Max lowers the mic and shakes his head in amusement. The smirk, however, falls just ever so slightly. FUCK OFF MAX FUCK OFF MAX FUCK OFF MAX FUCK OFF MAXDaemon tries for a fourth time, but again, the crowd's negative reaction overpowers him. This time, Max's smirk drops, he now has a strained smile. When he tries again, the reactions continue. NOT THE CHAMP NOT THE CHAMP NOT THE CHAMP NOT THE CHAMPThe smile drops, replaced with a neutral expression. Max allows the fans' reactions to dim and quiet down before trying once more. FUCK YOU DAEMON *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU DAEMON *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU DAEMON *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU DAEMON *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*Something of a scowl breaches his lips. He lets the claps and boos disappear. When the murmurs resume, he raises the mic once more. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMax lowers the mic and starts to look angry. Billy: No surcease from the crowd it seems.
Chris Avery: Big word for you, Billy.
Billy: Crowd is not that big of a word, Chris.
Chris Avery:...
Max leans against the ropes, waiting for the boos to again disappear. Upon the murmurs' return, he raises the mic. CONOR'S BITCH CONOR'S BITCH CONOR'S BITCH CONOR'S BITCHHe turns around and starts to pace around the ring, the anger now quite evident on his face. Chris Avery: It makes you wonder though. He went to UFC to represent AW. Now he's coming back from that to this?
Billy: Well, Max has never been the endearing type.
Chris Avery: Yeah, but expecting one thing and getting another has gotta be devastating for him.
Billy: Maybe if he wasn't such a dick...? Max stands in the center of the ring, his mouth twitching a bit as he slowly, methodically, raises the mic to his lips. Once there, he opens his mouth. FUCK OFF MAX FUCK OFF MAX FUCK OFF MAX FUCK OFF MAXIn a huff, Max tosses the microphone out of the ring, sending it crashing to the floor with a thud. He exits the ring, allowing "Dead Bite" by Hollywood Undead to play on the PA system. Billy: Well...thanks for coming? Chris Avery: They actually got to him. Max is leaving the arena here because the crowd wouldn't let up and they got to him.
Max starts to walk up the ramp, but suddenly stops. He turns his head towards a member of the audience with plastic cup of beer in their hand. He looks forward, closing his eyes and mouthing something to himself. He shakes his head and takes two steps forward-- --before suddenly turning around and swiping the cup from the fan. He tips his throat back, allowing the beer to guzzle down his throat. Billy: Whoa!
Chris Avery: I guess the fight's done so now he can start imbibing again? Once the drink has been chugged, he tosses it to the floor. He looks towards another audience member, swiping their cup of beer and chugging that as well. Chris Avery: He's going to town tonight.
Billy: Are they offering him their glasses? The second glass is emptied so Max grabs two offered ones. He chugs them one after the other. Once he grabs a fifth, some security guards exit from the back. More importantly is one of AW's doctors in their lab coat. They approach Max from behind as he finishes his SIXTH consecutive glass. Billy: Uh oh...
Chris Avery: Someone's in trouble... The guards start telling Max to leave while the doctor just crosses their arms, looking pissed. As Max grabs a seventh, the guards take it from him. Max goes for it, but in his rush, misses and turns around. He stumbles a moment before spotting the doctor. Max tries a smirk, but when the look from them doesn't disappear, he drops it and looks down at the ramp. Chris Avery: Would that be considered a relapse?
Billy: He hasn't touched the cough syrup or Advil yet so probably not? The doctor turns around, making their way back up the ramp. Max follows them with the guards right behind. Billy: What a crappy night for Max.
Chris Avery: The man wanted to say something to the crowd for representing AW as he did, but the negative response got to him. Clearly it got to him more than we thought.
Billy: Makes you wonder what's next...? As Max and his entourage exit the arena, the feed fades to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 1:04:36 GMT -5
Johnny Cedrone vs Cousin Harper Tracy Wolfson: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is a qualifying match for the Pure Cup! Introducing first... weighing in at 289 lbs... COUSIN HARPER!"CAUSE WE ALL JUST WANNA BE BIG ROCK STARS LIVE IN HILLTOP MANSIONS, DRIVING 15 CARS..." Billy: OH SHIT, THIS MF IS THE COOLEST ENTRANCE GUY OF ALL TIME!Chris Avery: Hell yeah, we all unironically love Nickelback and their contributions to radio-pop rock music in the 2000's!The audience is visibly vibing and loudly singing along with Chad Kroeger, that certified Canadian national treasure. So when Cousin Harper comes out and holds his arms up to the crowd, everyone is singing along, Avery and Billy included. I'M GONNA TRADE THIS LIFE FOR FORTUNE AND FAME,I'D EVEN CUT MA HAIR AND CHANGE MA NAAAAAMEEE,HEYYYYY EYYYYYY I WANNA BE A ROCKSTARRRR!!Cousin Harper stands in the ring and yells something out to the crowd, as the music dies. Chris Avery: Yeah, that was worth the licensing fees.Billy: Bring Chad Kroeger back, I wanna see him do "Hero"!!Tracy Wolfson: And his opponent... he weighs in at 240 lbs...The arena goes pitch black as the audience are abuzz with excitement, then the jumbotron and the PA system comes to life as white strobe lights flicker with the be riffs of the guitars and beats of the drums of the opening moments of “Now That We’re Dead” by Metallica. The fans erupt into loud, almost deafening cheers because they know who’s about to make their appearances. First through the curtain comes his wife, Gloria with a huge grin on her face. The fans in attendance, especially the guys, go completely nuts at the sight of the lovely Gloria. She stops at the top of the ramp, turns and points towards the curtains and almost as if on cue, out comes “The King of Sexy” Jonny Cedrone sending the fans into such a frenzy that they almost blow the roof of the place. Jonny stands at the top of the stage for a moment, looking out at the crowd, soaking it all in. With smiles on their faces they make their way down the aisle, slapping some of the outstretched hands of the fans along the way. Once they reach the ring, Cedrone holds Gloria’s hand as she walks up the steel steps and walks along the ring apron. Jonny hops up onto the apron, stands on the bottom rope and pulls up on the middle rope to let his wife into the ring. Jonny follows suit, wipes his feet and makes his way into the ring. Once inside, Jonny climbs each turnbuckle and plays to the crowd as Gloria follows him around, smiling, applauding and waving to the crowd. Once he’s done, Cedrone hops down from the final turnbuckle where he and Gloria talk a little bit as he waits for the match to begin. Billy: I mean... he's good, but it's no "Rockstar".Chris Avery: Jonny Cedrone came within a whisper away from dethroning Ash Blake and winning the Hardcore Championship at Battlegrounds... you just know he's itching to get back up on the horse and win through to the finals of the Pure Cup.Billy: The Pure Cup is a prestigious honor here in Action Wrestling, and we have absolutely washed it out after Max Daemon drank out of it last year!The referee tells Jonny and Harper the rules, of course, that it's basically no rules as long as it ends in a knockout, you know, Pure Cup tingz. Cedrone and Harper circle the ring before going for a tie-up. Harper grabs Cedrone's arm and pulls him to the side with an irish whip before applying a sleeperhold. Cedrone wrestles with the hold for a moment before stomping down on Harper's shins forcing Harper to release the hold. While Harper is rubbing his shins, Cedrone runs and bounces off the ropes behind him and comes back at Harper with a running dropkick to the back of Harper's knee taking him to the canvas. Cedrone then stomps away at the back of Harper's leg behind the knee until Harper begins reaching back grabbing that leg, then Cedrone does the same to the other one. Harper rolls over onto his back to try to punch Cedrone off of him, but Cedrone just backs up to the legs and puts Harper in a kneebar. Cedrone continues to damage the knee with punches as Harper crawls with haste to the ropes grabbing the bottom one. The ref tells Cedrone of the grabbing of the ropes and Cedrone lets go immediately. But as he does so he steps towards the ropes and delivers a roundhouse kick to the back of Harper's hand. Harper pulls it back shaking it and holds up his other hand trying to push Cedrone away. Cedrone grabs that hand and performs a finger breaking maneuver on Harper's hand, and Harper pulls his hand back quickly, clutching it with his other hand before rolling around back and forth in the ring clearly in pain. Cedrone applies a few more boots to Harper, but allowed Harper to get back up to his feet. Cedrone grabs Harper and tries to whip him into the ropes, but Harper falls down to the canvas clutching his knees. Cedrone then pulls Harper up to his feet and shoves him backwards into the corner. Cedrone then runs to the opposite side of the ring before coming back with a splash to the corner, but Harper charges forward lifting him up before dropping him head first across the top turnbuckle with a snake eyes. Cedrone staggers around for a bit and Harper uses that to his advantage by kicking Cedrone in the gut to bend him over. Harper then lifts Cedrone up above his head in a seated position, before throwing him down almost lightning quick into the turnbuckles with a snap powerbomb. Cedrone grabs at his back as he staggers to the middle of the ring and falls flat on his face, still clutching his back. Chris Avery: Good lord the explosive power of Harper! This is a man who stood toe to toe against the giant, Odin Balfore and gave him all he wanted, folks!Billy: Cedrone is gonna haveta do a lot of work to chop down this tree!He lifts Cedrone up, and drops him with a delayed vertical suplex. Harper lifts Cedrone to his feet and whips him to the ropes, but hangs on to Cedrone's arm and when Cedrone comes back off the ropes Harper follows him in with a knee to the midsection. Cedrone flips to the mat, and holds his midsection. Harper runs off the ropes and hits a leg drop across the throat of Cedrone. He looks over at Cedrone with a slight smile, and gets to his feet measuring Cedrone, and Cedrone turns around as Harper starts swing for a clothesline. Cedrone ducks under the swing, then he boots Harper in the gut, cutting him off, and then he grips Harper's arm and whips him to the ropes. Harper stops himself by grabbing onto the ropes. Cedrone comes charging at him, but Harper stops him with a stone punch to the gut. Cedrone is doubled over resting against the ropes, and Harper runs to the opposite ropes and then comes in and takes them both over the top rope with a big clothesline. Chris Avery: We may not see a lot of scientific acumen in this match -Billy: Who needs that? These two beefy slabs of beef are just gonna slap each other's meat around!Both men start to get to their feet slowly. Harper is first to his feet, and he clubs Cedrone over the back a few times, then he wraps his arms around Cedrone's waist and drives his lower back into the ring apron with a lot of force. Cedrone screams, and arches his back, as Harper pulls him out and does it again. Cedrone staggers out, and Harper grips him by his hair, and then drives him back into the ring apron with a Russian legsweep. Cedrone stays on his feet for a moment, then falls back. Chris Avery: The most basic but effective tactic in the Pure division, metal meeting bone.Harper walks around, stomping Cedrone for a moment. He lifts Cedrone up to his feet. He grips Cedrone's arm and goes for an irish whip into the steel steps. Cedrone resists being whipped for a moment by setting his feet. Harper tries again, but again Cedrone is able to resist being whipped, and then he reverses, sending Harper crashing into the steel steps himself. Harper hits the steps shoulder first with a loud crash, hard enough to dislodge the steps. Harper screams in pain. Cedrone rests for a second, checking his forehead for blood, then he walks over and lifts Harper up, punishing him with a few clubs to the back. He throws a dazed Harper back in the ring and follows suit. Harper cuts him off with a fist to the side of the head. He rises to his feet, aggressively laying the boots to Cedrone. Harper lifts Cedrone up like a sack of potatoes and dumps him in the corner, then walks to the opposite corner, turning to the crowd and giving a fist pump to them to get them fired up and ready to party, I guess. But suddenly, Cedrone charges forward spearing Harper through the ropes and back out to the floor. They both topple to the floor with Harper landing on top of Cedrone, and just lay there, dazed by the unplanned spill. Harper, though dazed, recovers first and he begins laying in punches to the forehead of Cedrone. Harper raises a dazed Cedrone up to his feet, and then throws his close arm over his shoulder and tosses Cedrone over his back with a T-Bone suplex that leaves Cedrone's body fidgeting on the concrete. Harper lifts Cedrone back up to his feet and applies a bearhug. Cedrone fights to turn Harper's head, and as Harper taunts him Cedrone shoves his fingers inside Harper's mouth for a mandible claw. Harper release the bearhug and tries to pull Cedrone's hand out of his mouth, but when Harper fails to succeed he kicks Cedrone between the legs stooping him over. The ref somehow sees none of it. Stupid-ass blind ref. Harper lifts Cedrone up, turning him upside down before dropping him to the concrete with a tombstone piledriver. Billy: I question the legality of these actions!Chris Avery: I do, too, but if the onus is on these men to knock each other out, I guess we look at the rules and just say, "eh, go with it".Harper, having had just enough of these "rules", decides that it's not enough to beat the piss out of Cedrone with his bare hands, he wants blood. So the big man storms over to the timekeepers table, pushes that little nerd out of the chair, and snaps the chair up into a weapon formation, staring at it intensely. Harper measures Cedrone, who uses the ring apron and the ropes to help himself to his feet. Harper comes forward lacing Cedrone across the back with a chair shot that echoes throughout the building. Cedrone screams in pain as he spins around, leaning against the ring post. Harper comes forward swinging the chair at Cedrone's face! Jonny manages to duck out of the way at the last possible second which causes Harper to smash the chair into the ring post. Harper's hands are shaking and red and he yells in pain. Cedrone is pulling himself up and he throws Harper in the ring. He waits for Harper to get to his hands and knees. When he does, Cedrone runs and he drives his knee into the side of Harper’s head with a Million Dollar knee lift. Cedrone pulls Harper up and sends him into the ropes with an Irish whip. On the return Cedrone takes Harper down with a back body drop! Harper hits the mat and rolls around, holding his hip. Now Cedrone clenches and flexes his muscles, yelling to the crowd, and getting them fired up. Gloria applauds and cheers her man on. Cedrone boots a rising Harper in the gut and nails a dragon screw neckwhip! But he realizes then that there's no covers in this, so he goes and begins dropping left and right hands as Harper tries to cover up! Chris Avery: Cedrone is unleashing all of his frustrations from the last few weeks! Right hands! Right hands!Cedrone stops pummelling Harper, grabs his leg and drags it over to the ropes and lays it on the bottom rope and stomps on his knee so hard it bends sideways! Harper yells and doubles over clenching his knee! A furious Cedrone wrenches Harper's leg in an anklelock submission. Harper reaches out to the ropes, but Cedrone drags him to the middle of the ring before he can get to it. Cedrone turns the move over into a half- Boston crab. Harper screams in pain as Cedrone sits back on the move. Harper reaches for the ropes. His head sags, and The ref begins to check on him. Harper slowly makes his way as he crawls towards the ropes. Cedrone tries to pull him back in, but Harper's hand shoots out and he grabs the bottom rope. Cedrone is forced to release the hold. Cedrone gets to his feet as Harper holds his knee in pain. Cedrone tries to pull him back to the center of the ring so he can reapply the hold. Harper twists his body in such a way that he’s able to push Cedrone off with his other foot. Cedrone flies and he smacks the corner face first. Harper gets up to his feet, favoring his injured knee. Cedrone turns around, only to be slammed to the mat with a spinebuster. Both men are down for a second as the ref checks on them. Billy: They gotta be careful they don't knock each other out!!Chris Avery: I think they're both going so hard for this they don't care what happens, unless it messes the other guy up!Harper, shaking the cobwebs out of his head, rolls over and starts dropping right hands on Cedrone. Cedrone is starting to bleed from his Hardcore title match wounds all over again! Harper is pummeling Cedrone with such a remorseless intensity that the referee comes forward to grab his arm, and Harper snarls at the ref and throws him off! Cedrone's face and forehead are starting to bleed heavily! Cedrone groans, and tries to pull himself over to the ropes, but Harper comes in to kick him in the gut... Cedrone trips him! Cedrone fires away at punches to the gut... but Harper blocks it with a knee lift! Harper grabs Cedrone in a front facelock as he pulls him up to his feet. Harper then falls back driving Cedrone's head into the concrete with a DDT, and Harper keeps the hold applied locking on legscissors around Cedrone's body. Harper then pulls up with his arm trying to choke the lift out of Cedrone with a guillotine chokehold. neck some more while keeping the hold applied. Cedrone tries fighting Harper off to release the hold, but Harper clinches on tighter and shakes Cedrone from side to side to increase it's effect. Chris Avery: It doesn't take long for people to get seriously injured from a hold like this. Cedrone can't take much more.Billy: Come on, Cedrone, just give in! There's no shame in admitting Cousin Harper is the better man, he's a beloved neighbor from the North!Chris Avery: In his time here in AW, Cedrone has proven that he will never quit!The referee is checking Cedrone's arm, but Cedrone will not let his arm droop limply. His fist clenches and he bangs at Harper's ribs, trying to dislodge him. Furiously, Harper tosses Cedrone off to the side. Cedrone, red-faced, takes in big, gasping lungfuls of air. The big man, sneering and mocking Cedrone, points and taunts to the crowd before saying disparaging things about America like the overt display of xenophobia he is. Booooooo. This mf probably even has publicly funded healthcare. When Harper finishes talking trash about how smelly and probably impotent these Americans are, he turns around... only to see Cedrone, riding a surge of adrenaline, charging towards him, roaring and plowing into him with a clothesline from HELL! Chris Avery: ROYAL FLUSH! ROYAL FLUSH!Cedrone, knowing he can't go for a cover, begins circling around Harper and laying the boots to every exposed extremity instead! If this was like Tom and Jerry, Harper would be cartoonishly stamped into a two-dimensional sheet from the amount of stomps Cedrone lays in on him, but instead, Harper is contorting on the mat and trying to curl up into a ball. Cedrone, aggressively, mounts on top of him and drives some fists into his temple and forehead, trying to bust him open the way he made Jonny bleed. Cedrone motions for Harper to get up, yelling at him. Harper, dazed and shaken by the sudden burst of energy, rolls over and starts pushing himself up, and Cedrone tries to lift him up. The big man cuts Cedrone off with a VICIOUS rake to the eyes! Cedrone turns away, scrubbing at his eyes and yelling. Harper, sensing the end, pounds on Cedrone's back, and turns him around, trying to goozle him and set him for a chokeslam. But suddenly, Cedrone pounds the wrist to break the hold around his neck and clamps onto him instead, catching Harper with a standing side choke! Cedrone takes the big man down while in the side choke with an STO, but still holds on to the side choke! Chris Avery: He has the One-Armed Bandit! Cedrone has the One-Armed Bandit hooked in DEEP!Billy: Harper's eyes are bugging out of his head!So caught off guard by the choke and the suddenness of the move, Harper's face is turning bright red, but he isn't in a position to fight out of it. He raises his arm up, but it begins to fall, limply. The referee checks him, then waves it off, calling for the bell. Cedrone releases the hold, and sits up, wiping the blood out of his eyes. Chris Avery: HE DID IT! CEDRONE DID IT!Tracy Wolfson: Here is your winner as a result of a submission... JONNY CEDRONE!!Chris Avery: That debilitating choke just brought the biggest man in the Heritage to his knees just like that! The One-Armed Bandit could be Cedrone's secret weapon in the Pure Cup!Billy: Knockout or tapout, baby, and Cedrone has the key to do either!Gloria gets in the ring, celebrating with Cedrone, as Harper exits the ring. Chris Avery: Cedrone advances in the Pure Cup, and now we have the full bracket for next weeks special Pure Cup II!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 1:07:08 GMT -5
Acknowledge the TRUE Great KING.
We come back to Monday Night Clash and Tobias Hoffman walks out slowly from behind the curtain to no music and he stops at the top of the ramp. Tobias has the CBS Championship in his hands. He slowly holds it up at chest-high and smiles. Roman Gunn's new music hits, Head of the Table and the lights begin to flicker as Roman Gunn walks out through the curtain staring to his left and right looking down upon the peasants here in this shit city. Roman stands next to Tobias as Tobias smiles and nods and then Tobias Hoffman holds up the CBS Championship as he stares straight up praising Jesus and Roman Gunn and Roman rubs his hands together and stares at the ring as the lights all come down and a single spotlight is on Roman Gunn and Tobias. Pyro shoots off behind him as the crowd boos. Tracy Wolfson: Please welcome.. the NEEWWWWW CBS CHAMPION... ROMMMMAAANNNN GUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!Roman smiles as the lights all flicker and the blue spotlight follows Roman Gunn and Tobias walking down the ramp and they get to the bottom. Roman never recognizes anyone in the crowd as he stares at the ring. Roman climbs up the steel steps and onto the apron. Tobias gets next to him and they put their backs to the hard cam while still on the apron and Tobias holds up the CBS Championship once more and Roman nods his head up and down as the crowd continues to boo. Roman turns and gets into the ring as Tobias sets himself in the ring too. Tobias is hugging, clutching the CBS Championship tight, as Roman's brand new music slowly fades out. Billy: What an entrance, the brand new CBS Champion, Roman Gunn in the ring! Chris Avery: Pinning Chris Page to become our new CBS Champion at Battlebowl, and now we have to see what Roman Gunn and Tobias Hoffman have to say!Roman slowly puts his hand out and Tobias hands him a microphone. The crowd boos as Roman just stares out at the dumb crowd. Roman Gunn: Jacksonvilleeeeeeee.. Acknowledge me!Roman smiles as the crowd just lights him up with boos! Tobias is yelling and praising him but we can't exactly hear what he's saying! The crowd starts to chant "GO SCREW YOURSELF! GO SCREW YOURSELF! GO SCREW YOURSELF!" Roman Gunn: Last week at Battlebowl, I defeated Chris Page to become the CBS Champion and I don't care who stands in front of me because I'll SMASH em' and send their ass to the back of the line where everyone belongs!The crowd boos. Roman Gunn: I'm going to be your CBS Champion for the next FIVE years and that ain't a prediction.. that's a SPOILER!The crowd boos again. Roman Gunn: Let me tell you whats going to happen at Havoc..The crowd boos as Roman starts to laugh to himself. Roman Gunn: I'm going down that ramp, into this ring, and I'm going to smash em', stack em', rack em', and ELMINATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE TERRIBLE EXCUSES FOR A WRESTLER AND THEN I'M GOING TO EVOLUTION FIVE...Roman points to the Evolution sign hanging in the arena.. Roman Gunn: AND I WILL DEFEAT DANDY DIVITO AND BECOME THE GREATEST WORLD CHAMPION YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!The crowd boos as Roman paces around the ring yelling out at the crowd to acknowledge him. Pasternaks music hits and the crowd erupts as Alexander Pasternak comes out onto the stage. Tobias and Roman look at the stage in frustration as Alexander Pasternak is signaling to cut his music. Alexander Pasternak: Roman! Roman! I .. I have some.. well, some big news for you!The crowd cheers. Alexander Pasternak: I didn't like the ending of that CBS Championship match at Battlebowl, and I'm doing you a favor and letting you hang onto that prized Championship but you're going to have to pay for what you did...The crowd cheers as Roman looks frustrated.. Alexander Pasternak: Next week you'll have a non-title match and you will go one on one with Claire Hawkins!The crowd erupts as Roman bites his lip and his tongue.. Alexander Pasternak: Oh and that leads me to my .. big news... you see, your match against Hawkins is going to have two stipulations.. One, Tobias Hoffman can't be ringside and if he is to get involved then I will STRIP you of the CBS Championship and you won't ever get another title match ever again!The crowd cheers as Roman stomps his foot down. He shakes his head and is furious.. Alexander Pasternak: and the second stipulation? The winner gets one of the very few remaining spots I have left for Havoc.. and the loser? WON'T BE IN HAVOC!Pasternak smiles and laughs as Roman is FUCKING MAD! Tobias starts to yell Attorney jargon and one liners from the court room! Pasternak smiles as Roman is upset! Billy: NEXT WEEK!! HAWKINS AND GUNN! NON TITLE BUT THE WINNER MOVES TO HAVOC AND THE LOSER CAN'T BE IN IT!Chris Avery: OOHHHAHA!! PASTERNAK WITH THE LAST LAUGH!! HAWKINS WILL BE READY TO PUT HER HANDS ALL OVER THAT CHEAP ASS!!Billy: HAWKINS IS GOING TO GET SOME!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 1:07:46 GMT -5
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COVER REVEAL DURING HAVOC!
"THE BIGGEST GAME EVER"
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 1:21:30 GMT -5
Main Event Pasternak’s Promise For A Better Spot In Havoc Match Cassidy Adler vs. Sam Kidsgrove vs. Tatiana Jolee Billy: Up next is the main event, Chris!Chris Avery: GM Pasternak promised that whoever wins this match would get a better spot in Havoc.Billy: And that’s key because the later you enter Havoc, the better your odds are for victory!“I CAN’T STOP!” The crowd boos. Billy: Oh not this guy again!The crowd boos as the US champion makes his second walk of the night down the aisle. Gerry is still laughing as he comes around the ring towards the announcer’s table. He sits down in a chair next to Chris and yells “Gimme a headset!”. Billy shakes his head as the sound techs get Gerard set up as he leans back in his chair, the US strap over his shoulder. Gerard Angelo: What’s the matter boys? You don’t want to get the champ’s analysis for a big match? Where’s my welcome?Billy: Uh well… Welcome Gerard. Looks like you’re joining us on commentary. Welcome.Chris Avery: Yeah, uh, welcome.Gerard Angelo: Good to be here boys.Billy: What brings you out here tonight?Gerard Angelo: I’m scouting Billy boy. I know Pasternak has to be in the midst of finding me a challenger. So I’m here to scoot these goons.Chris Avery: Well what about CJ Pheonix?Gerard Angelo: What about him Chris? I already proved that when everything is fair, he can’t beat me. Why should he get another shot at MY title?Billy: Well he’s the former champ.Gerard Angelo: Let me put it to you guys this way. CJ is washed, he’s done, he’s not a contender anymore. I exposed him at Battlebowl already. He still has my boot print on the back of his head It’s time to move on. Let’s watch this match and see if one of these people will be the next person to fall to the Living Legend.You hear the sick intro to “U Mad” by Vic Mensa start to play, and you’re immediately mesmerized by the display of flashing lights and the titantron presenting to you Action Wrestling’s Show Stealer. “Ooo I don’t need y’all either. “Ooo don’t wanna talk about it. “Ooo like I don’t, like I don’t know nobody. “Like I don’t know nobody. “I guess I don’t!” “Oh you mad, huh? ‘Oh you mad, huh? ‘Oh oh you mad, huh?” You spot the smug look of the Show Stealer, Cassidy Adler, as he struts onto the ramp and begins to make his way down to the ring, adjusting his baggy shorts and beaming a pearly-toothed smile at you, causing you to immediately feel the need to get his number and find out when he’s next available. Unfortunately for you, this is the Adler show and he’s here to slap a hoe, not find his next sexploit. Cassidy brushes his blonde hair out of his eyes, slicking it back and blowing a kiss at the camera, followed by a wink as his music fades out. You can feel your heart racing from his mere presence in the ring as the 6’1, 183 pound specimen seems to have not only stolen the show, but everyone’s hearts. Even Tracy Wolfson is swooning. Tracy Wolfson: N… n- now in the ring, from Rye, New York… the “Show Stealer” C-Cassidy Adler!Don’t worry, Tracy. Cassidy forgives you. He’s used to it. Billy: Cassidy Adler looks like he’s starting to take this a bit more seriously.Chris Avery: He changed up his look and ring gear. He has all the tools.Gerard Angelo: This kid’s alright. He’s got a sweet theme song and everything.The crowd starts to cheer as Sam Kidsgrove starts to walk down the ramp with now music, looking determined. Billy: Sam Kidsgrove is here! Still on his path of redemption.Chris Avery: You know Sam would love to win this match to help his odds at Havoc in what could be his last run.Gerard Angelo: Boo, Sam Kidsgrove, boo!The opening piano chords for Van Halen's Iconic song “Right Now” begin to play over the P.A system, bringing the fans to attention. The camera pans from the ring and up the ramp as the elaborate light show spellbinds for the audience… Finally, after the moment of anticipation and as the lyrics begin to bellow from the P.A system. Tatiana makes her way out, dressed in her traditional ring gear and an unzipped black A-Dub Wrestling logo hoodie with the hood up over her head. Don't wanna wait 'til tomorrow Why put it off another day? One by one, little problems Build up, and stand in our way, oh! One step ahead, one step behind it Now you gotta run to get even Make future plans I'll dream about yesterday, hey! Come on turn, turn this thing around (Right now) Hey! It's your tomorrow (Right now) Come on, it's everything (Right now) Catch your magic moment Do it right here and now It means everything Tracy Wolfson: “Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 113 lbs, and hailing from Vancouver, British Columbia… Tatiana Jooooleee!”Miss a beat, you lose the rhythm And nothin' falls into place, aah Only missed by a fraction Slipped a little off your pace, oh! The arena rumbles with energy, the passionate A-Dub fans bellowing out with excitement for the Canadian veteran, a one time journeyman who was now one of their own. The more things you get, the more you want Just trade in one for another Workin' so hard to make it easy Whoa, got to turn, come on, turn this thing around Stopping at the top of the ramp to look out at the fans, TJ flips the hood back off of her head and gives a salute to them all with a little wink before making her way down the ramp, giving out high fives and even a hug or two on the way down to the ring. (Right now) Hey! It's your tomorrow (Right now) Come on, it's everything (Right now) Catch that magic moment Do it right here and now It means everything It's enlightened me Right now What are you waitin' for? Ohh, yeah Right now After climbing up the steps, she enters through the middle rope and jumps up onto the turnbuckle to pose once more before settling back into her corner to await the start of her match. Billy: Tatiana threw down a challenge to the World champ Dandy DiVito a few weeks ago and got laughed at! You know she would love to win Havoc and take it right to Dandy!Chris Avery: That would be a huge win for the veteran.Gerard Angelo: Is she dating James Payne or Cousin Harper?Chris Avery: I don’t think that’s what’s going on.Kidsgrove, Adler, and Jolee all stand in the ring as the bell is rung and start to circle each other. Tatiana and Sam look at each other and they both rush Cassidy, belting him with rights and lefts. They back him into a corner, still throwing haymakers at him as he tries to cover up against the onslaught of fists. Billy: A makeshift alliance between Kidsgrove and Jolee. This is what you see in these kinds of matches!Chris Avery: Sam and Tatiana both made it very clear this week that they both despise Cassidy Adler. They want to take him out of commission for this match!Gerard Angelo: That Kidsgrove is a smarmy prick.Sam is stomping a mudhole into the chest and stomach of Adler as he slumps down in the corner. Kidsgrove has a snarl on his face as he drops the boots, the ref warning him and starting his count before Kidsgrove stops and puts his hands up. He is suddenly taken down by a chopblock from Jolee! Sam grits his teeth in pain and clutches at his knee. Tatiana is back to her feet and grabs the ankle of his injured leg before slamming his leg hard down to the mat. Billy: Tatiana taking advantage of Kidsgrove’s aggression towards Adler!Chris Avery: That was a vicious chopblock! Kidsgrove could have structural damage to his knee!Gerard Angelo: Ahaha! Good for ya you limey prick!Jolee has Kidsgrove in a spinning toe hold, really cranking on his knee as he yells out. The ref asks him if he wants to give up but he shakes his head, trying to contort his body to relieve some of the pressure. Tatiana does another spin and drops her knee into the side of Sam’s making him yell out again. She drops another knee and stands up looking to lock the leg in another submission hold but is roughly slammed down onto the mat by her hair, courtesy of Cassidy Adler. He flips them both off before he proceeds to put the boots to both of them as a receipt, making sure to stomp extra hard on Kidsgrove's knee. Billy: Tatiana was so busy trying to pick Sam’s leg apart that she forgot about Adler!Chris Avery: Adler is ever the opportunist, looking to take advantage.Gerard Angelo: Savvy move by Adler. This kid is going to go places.Adler kicked Sam in the knee sending him rolling before grabbing Tatiana and pulling her to her feet. He hooks her and brings her down to the mat with a sloppy vertical suplex. She rolls to her stomach and holds her back as she tries to get up but Adler runs in and kicks her so hard in the stomach that she gets air and bounces across the ring. Billy: Oh the Scum Gawd! Adler nearly kicked Jolee into the fifth row.Gerard Angelo: The Jaguars should sign him to kick field goals since they suck.Chris Avery: Why are you even out here?Adler stalks Jolee but Kidsgrove it back to his feet, thought a bit hobbled. He grabs Adler from behind and lifts him up before dropping him on the back of his neck with a side suplex. Sam gets up, holding the ropes, shaking his leg out, trying to get some feeling back into it. He growls out and starts putting the boots to Adler before dropping a big elbow across the throat that has Cassidy clutching it. Kidsgrove pulls Adler to his feet and rocks him with a big European uppercut before driving him into the mat with a DDT. Sam goes for a cover! ONE TWO TH- Adler kicks out! Billy: Sam almost had him there! Kidsgrove almost got a better spot in Havoc!Chris Avery: So close he’s got to stay on him.Gerard Angelo: Boo Sam Kidsgrove. He’s picking on this poor kid for no reason. You guys hear about how he’s awful to hotel staff?Kidsgrove slaps a sleeper on Adler in a seated position, trying to choke him out. He really has it wrenched in and you can see Adler turning purple. That's when Jolee comes running into the frame and nails both of them with a shotgun dropkick! The two men go sprawling across the mat. Kidsgrove holds his knee again while Adler holds his ribs, rolling on the mat in pain. Tatiana steps over and returns the favor from before, kicking Cassidy in the ribs stiff as hell. He cries out in pain and tries to roll away from the Canadian veteran. Jolee sees Sam trying to pull himself up by the ropes and swiftly moves in behind him, kicking him hard behind his injured knee. Kidsgrove collapses to the mat and clutches at his knee, grimacing. TJ grabs Sam’s foot and rolls him over. She pulls his foot all the way up before slamming it down, driving his knee into the mat. Billy: TJ is really working on Sam’s knee here. He’s going to be feeling this for weeks!Chris Avery: Kidsgrove could be really injured here by this more focused Tatiana Jolee!Gerard Angelo: We could only dream.Jolee looks to be trying to get Kidsgrove in her Nordic Crossover but she screams as her eyes are raked from behind by Cassidy Adler. Adler pulls her away from Kidsgrove and starts throwing forearms to the back of her neck before trying to lift TJ up for a back suplex. Jolee flips over Adler’s shoulder and lands on her feet. She dropkicks him in the back and he flies into the turnbuckle, stumbling back out clutching his already hurt ribs. TJ wraps her arms around his waist and lifts him up and over, dropping him on the back of his head with a German suplex. She bridges into a pin! ONE TWO THR- Kidsgrove runs in and slams his body into both of them, breaking up the pinfall! Billy: OH! She almost had it! It got broken up at the last second!Chris Avery: TJ needs this win! They all do!Gerard Angelo: She’s a great competitor aside from her droning on about Canada all the time.Sam gets up, really just on one leg now. He pulls TJ to her feet and wraps his arms around her before throwing her up and over his head on ONE LEG in a huge belly-to-belly suplex. Adler turns him around but he’s also tossed up and over in another belly to belly. Kidsgrove gets to his feet and slaps his leg. He grabs Jolee, throwing a couple of rights at her chin before dropping her with a DDT. He sees Adler get up and hooks him for a DDT but Cass kicks Kidsgrove in his knee. He releases the hold and grabs at his legs and Adler takes the opportunity to plant Kidsgrove with a DDT of his own. Kidsgrove does a headstand for a second before flopping over. Adler sits up and has a shit-eating grin on his face and he goes to roll Sam over for the cover but Jolee leaps on top of him and starts throwing elbows into his ribs over and over! Billy: Adler thought he was going to steal one there but Jolee jumped on him like a pitbull!Chris Avery: Jolee has been trying to pick apart both Kidsgrove and Adler this whole match, using her technical skills here.Gerard Angelo: Bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.Jolee drives a few more elbows into Adler’s sides before hooking her arm around his neck and locking in the Bully Choke! Adler’s eyes go wide as he thrashes, trying to escape but Tatiana locks it in deeper! The ref is asking if Adler submits but he tries to grab at the ref to break the hold. The ref move out of his reach and Cass manage to slip his chin under TJ's forearm. That is when he just BITES down on her arm, digging his teeth into her flesh. Jolee screams and lets go of the hold, grabbing at her arm! Billy: Shitfire! He just bit her! She might need a rabies shot!Chris Avery: I think he bit off a piece of her skin!Gerard Angelo: HA! That was hilarious!Jolee gets to her feet and clutches at her arm, checking for blood. Adler is up and is behind her. He reaches out and grabs her shoulder before pulling her down in a vicious RADler, driving his knees into her back! She rolls around as he gets to his face, not looking very pleased as he starts to hit her with vicious stomps and kicks to the body, ringing her bell with a kick to the side of the head. Cass reaches down and grabs her by the hair pulling her up. He kicks her in the gut and puts her head between his legs, setting her up for his Sugon Dese. That is when Sam Kidsgrove comes flying into the picture and nails Cass right in the face with a Box Office Smash! Gerard Angelo: OH DAMN!Billy: Shitfire! A huge Box Office Smash! MAHGAWD!Chris Avery: Even the US champ is impressed!Adler is out and TJ is still shaking the cobwebs out of her head on the mat. Unfortunately for Kidsgrove, he used his injured knee to deliver his blow and is clutching at it. He finally crawls over to try and cover Adler but he had enough time and rolls himself out of the ring. Sam slaps the mat in frustration and pulls himself to his feet, hobbling over to Jolee. He pulls her up and slams her back down with a bodyslam. He drops some stomps onto TJ with his good leg before pulling her back up and delivering another impressive belly-to-belly to her. Billy: Kidsgrove thought he had it with a last-ditch Box Office Smash, but his injured knee caused him to take too much time.Chris Avery: Kidsgrove is giving us everything he’s got!Gerard Angelo: That running knee was cool but he’s still a giant douche.Jolee pulls herself up in the corner, leaning on it. Sam sees it and goes running in for his Take 2 but Jolee manages to catch his leg and throws him down to the mat. She goes down with him as he struggles but she manages to lock in her Nordic Crossover! Kidsgrove scream in pain as he tries to crawl towards the ropes as the ref checks on him. Chris Avery: Nordic Crossover! Sam is in trouble here!Billy: Kidsgrove’s knee must be being held together by just threads at this point! Just tap Sam it’s not worth your career!Gerard Angelo: Break his leg TJ!Jolee cranks it in hard as Kidsgrove screams out but refuses to submit as he claws at the mat trying to pull himself to a rope break. TJ yells “TAP DAMMIT” but he just shakes his head and continues to fight. All of a sudden Adler is seen scaling the turnbuckle. He gets to the top and shrugs and comes off the ropes with a splash landing on both of them. The hold gets released as a result and they all just lie on the mat, Kidsgrove holding his knee, Adler rolling around grabbing at his ribs, and Jolee holding her stomach. Billy: Shitfire! Cass Adler throwing caution to the wind here with that huge splash!Chris Avery: He definitely saved this match! These three are desperate for a win here!Gerard Angelo: They might all be dead.The crowd is hype as Kidsgrove gets up first.. and Jolee is getting up in the corner.. Jolee charges out of the corner but Kidsgrove shoots out and HITS THE BOX OFFICE SMASH!! Billy: BOX OFFICE SMASH!!Chris Avery: WAIT A MINUTE WHERE IS GERARD GOING!!Angelo rips his headset off and goes to the apron and grabs the legs of Kidsgrove! He pulls Kidsgrove out of the ring and grabs him.. HE TURNS AND SHOVES HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Billy: MY GOD!! ANGELO JUST SMASHED KIDSGROVE INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!Cassidy Adler crawls over and pins Jolee and hooks both legs! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Billy: CASSIDY ADLER WINS!!Chris Avery: WHAT IS ANGELO DOING?!Gerard Angelo slides into the ring. We also see Joey Scala and Holden Ross hoping the guardrail through the crowd. Adler gets up off the mat and Gerry looks at him. The camera pick him up saying “Sorry, kid. It’s just business” and drops him to the mat with a superkick! Billy: Damnit! These three just went through a war and now are getting jumped by Gerard Angelo!Chris Avery: Oh no, here’s Grindhouse!Scala and Ross slide into the ring and Gerry is directing traffic. He tells them to grab Kidsgrove and they lift him up and slam him down with a double spinebuster! Gerard points again and Grindhouse picks up Cass Adler and drops him with another double spinebuster! Gerry laughs as TJ gets to her feet in the ring. She looks at the three and Gerard points, but Holden looks conflicted. Gerard is confused before he remembers and pats Ross on the shoulder. Gerry points to Joey and draws his finger across his neck. Scala smirks and grabs TJ before decapitating her with a huge lariat! Billy: Dammit! Holden Ross didn’t want to attack his friend Tatiana but it looks like Scala had no problem with it!Chris Avery: The ring looks like a warzone!We see Kidsgrove leaning up against the steel steps.. We see Cassidy laid out in the ring.. We see Jolee down on the canvas.. Grindhouse come together and just in front of them is Gerard Angelo and he takes the United States Championship and slowly holds it up.. Billy: MY GOD!! GRINDHOUSE AND ANGELO JUST.. JUST CLEANED HOUSE!!Chris Avery: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! ANGELO SCREWED KIDSGROVE OUT OF THIS MATCH IF YOU ASK ME AND CASSIDY ADLER HAS WON A BETTER POSITION IN HAVOC!!Billy: GOD DAMN THIS IS WILD!!Chris Avery: DON'T GO ANYWHERE.. COMING UP NEXT.. DANDY'S SURPRISE CELEBRATION.. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2022 1:24:16 GMT -5
Surprise Dandy DiVito Segment
Over the PA, lyrics scream out: NOW IS THE TIME FOR ME TO RISE TO MY FEET WIPE YOUR SPIT FROM MY FACE WIPE THESE TEARS FROM MY EYES Dandy DiVito and the World Championship come through the curtain to the loudest chorus of boos on the night. Billy: Well, I guess it's time for this surprise celebration for the four time World Champion!Chris Avery: Richard and RONAN both have a surprise for Dandy, who has now stamped his ticket and will be defending the World Championship in the main event of Evolution 5!Billy: The winner of Havoc on April 16th in a few weeks will meet Dandy in that huge main event!Dandy gets into the ring and hoists the World Championship up into the air as the crowd boos one more time. He adjusts the belt on his shoulder as the music fades out and Dandy begins to look around. Billy: It's Surprise Celebration time!Chris Avery: Ugh.Dandy continues to look around as the crowd just boos and yells out at him. Dandy is smiling.. Billy: Well, what is this going to be!?Chris Avery: I don't know!Dandy is starting to get restless but then the ActionTron lights up! Dandy smiles wide and takes a gaze.. On the ActionTron we hear some commotion... we hear some banging.. The doors are locked and the banging is coming from the other side of it.. Billy: What the?We notice the door handles have a huge lead pipe slid right through and they can't be opened from the inside.. Chris Avery: OHHHHHWe see two fists come together from opposite sides of the camera frame as the camera pans out and it's TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS VANGUARD! THE CROWD ERUPTS Billy: OHHHH MY GOD!!Vanguard smile as they head towards the camera and the ActionTron fades out! Dandy mumbles "what the fu-" to himself BUT THE CROWD ERUPTS A SECOND TIME!! Billy: BEHIND HIM!! WHO IS THAT?!DANDY TURNS AROUND.. AND ITS CJ PHOENIX SMILING AND TALKING SHIT!! DANDY GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT CJ DUCKS AND HITS A RIGHT HAND!! A RIGHT HAND!! A RIGHT HAND! Billy: CJ PHOENIX JUST BUSTED UP THIS CELEBRATION!!DANDY COMES AT CJ BUT PHOENIX HITS A POWERSLAM ONTO THE CANVAS!! Chris Avery: DOWN GOES DANDY!!Phoenix has the crowd fucking HOT as Vanguard comes through the curtain and are on their way down the ramp.. Billy: CJ!! CJ!! HES LOOKING FOR THE TALON KICK!!Dandy gets up and holds the ropes to help himself up.. and he turns around.. Chris Avery: TALON KIIICK!!DANDY SCRAMBLES TO THE CANVAS, GRABS HIS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT AND SCURRIES THE FUCK OUT OF THE RING AND CJ DOESN'T LAND IT.. DANDY JUMPS ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE, SCRAMBLES OFF AND GETS OVER THE RAILING.. VANGUARD SLIDE INTO THE RING.. Billy: CJ PHOENIX!! HE'S NOT DONE WITH DANDY DIVITO IS HE?!Chris Avery: AND WE JUST GOT THE OFFICIAL WORD!! VANGUARDS DIONYSUS AND DOWNFALL... AND CJ PHOENIX.. ALL HAVE DECLARED FOR HAVOC!!Billy: OHHHH WHAT A HAVOC THATS GOING TO BE!! THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAIN EVENT THE BIGGEST MAIN EVENT EVER AND TO FACE DANDY DIVITO FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP... THATS HUGE!!Phoenix stands in the middle of the ring and points out at the crowd to hype them up as Vanguard get up on the turnbuckles and hold their Championships up.. Chris Avery: DANDY DOESN'T JUST HAVE A TARGET ON HIS BACK, BILLY.. HE HAS THE LAAARGGESSTTT TARGET ON HIS BACK!!Billy: YOU ARE NOT KIDDING!!Vanguard and Phoenix have the crowd fucking HOT as Dandy is in the crowd going up the stairs holding his World Championship with security surrounding him and fans flipping him off and trying to throw soda, water and beer on him.. Billy: THE ROAD TO EVOLUTION IS UPON US.. Chris Avery: AND HAVOC IS JUST A FEW WEEKS AWAY!!Dandy clutches his Championship tight.. Vanguard is getting the crowd hot and they point at Dandy and we see CJ Phoenix' face full of fury with his sights set directly on DiVito.. The graphic appears and Monday Night Clash is off the air.
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