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Mar 15, 2022 11:13:57 GMT -5
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Post by Havoc on Mar 15, 2022 11:13:57 GMT -5
B A T T L E B O W L The lights go out and spotlight circle the Tacoma Dome. Fog fills the stage. Katta Pult: Ugh. This again?! Jimmy Garcia: Aaaaand I’m back. Katta Pult: Are you okay? Jimmy Garcia: I’ll manage. Ominous music begins to play and the fans in attendance don’t know what’s happening. Ethan Miller: It is my pleasure to announce the signing of an international superstar to Action Wrestling CruiserClash! He is a multi-multi-time champion from the top promotion in Japan, FIGHT-1! He is the Wanderer! He is the Worldwide Shooter! He… is… The lights abruptly return to normal and standing in the ring, directly behind Roddy Zalez, is a goateed man wearing black pants and a leather jacket. Katta Pult: Who is this guy? Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD! IT CAN’T BE!!! With his arms wide open, he brings his right hand to his head in the motion of a gun. He turns Roddy around, kicks him in the gut, and delivers a lifting single underhook DDT. Jimmy Garcia: HAVOC IS HERE!!! Katta Pult: Huh?! The ActionTron lights up with an image as the chorus of “Ruthless” by Nonpoint blasts throughout the Tacoma Dome. Jimmy Garcia: This is HUGE for CruiserClash! Katta Pult: Not as huge as having Action Wrestling Hall of Famer Katta Pult at the commentary table. The man called Havoc stands over Roddy Zalez, absorbing the thunderous yet mixed reaction to his Action Wrestling debut. When the lights dimmed to show the live crowd a replay of something they just saw, the man called Havoc exited the ring where he was met by Tacoma Dome security, who were not given the iggy that this was all part of the show. They tackled him to the ground, and instinct kicked in. His lizard brain raced back to his time at Coastal State Prison, and he fought back with vigor. By the time Action Wrestling officials made it down to the ring to break up the action, one guard caught an elbow to the eye, while another lost both of his front teeth. The man called Havoc was escorted backstage by AW officials, where he was met by his manager and former tag team partner, Shigehiro Akuma. The camera followed as they walked down the hallway. AKUMA: What the hell was that?! HAVOC: A bunch of dude jumped me! Was I supposed to just take it?! AKUMA: It's your first day on the job and you're already in hot water, Hav. HAVOC: Okay... but... how hot? AKUMA: Before you went out there, I had you all set for a debut match next week on CruiserClash. Thanks to your brawl, you're expected to be at the show but you won't be on the show. HAVOC: They want me to, what, sit in fuckin' catering?! AKUMA: For the money I got you... you'll do whatever they tell you to do. HAVOC: Fuck money, Shige. I've made enough for four lifetimes. I'm here for the action. I'm here for the competition. I'm here for the-- When they turned a corner, he stopped dead in his tracks at the sight of an Evolution 5 banner. He pointed at the banner and looked at Akuma. HAVOC: That. I'm here for... that. AKUMA: That's ambitious, my friend. HAVOC: But not impossible. Look at all I've accomplished... that nobody thought was possible. The impact I had on FIGHT-1... and on Japan as a whole. AKUMA: That took years though. Evolution is less than three months away. HAVOC: Then we've got some work to do. We're going to need the whole squad. AKUMA: I can get Senshi here by Saturday. F1 didn't renew his contract, and his work visa is ready to go. HAVOC: Oh wow. That was quick. AKUMA: I anticipated your ambition... and made it happen. HAVOC: Then there's one last piece of the puzzle... but I don't know if he can get off work. Akuma sighed. AKUMA: He's the assistant night manager at McDonald's. How hard can it be to walk away from there? HAVOC: He said he's "this close" to moving to day shift. They laughed. HAVOC: Fine. I'll call Darren. His roommate is going to be pissed though. AKUMA: I thought Darren lived with his mom. HAVOC: Yeah... The scene fades to... D N G R |