Post by Azurine Vebbins on Mar 13, 2022 5:22:38 GMT -5
Our scene opens inside local COVID-19 testing facility and home to the OL Reign: Cheney Stadium. The current, reigning, and defending Action Wrestling CruiserClash Tag-Team Champions arrive sporting custom primary jerseys. Walking side-by-side, Aphriya’s features “Aphable” and “96” on the back while Azurine has “Azzumption” and 90 on hers. ”The Bad Apple Bottom Gene” leads her dance partner in a manner she’s accustomed. Adler pulls a chair out for Vebbins at their assigned autograph table. The latter sits down, signs some glossy 8x10’s provided by This Is Awesome Promotions with her right hand, and smiles when her teammate places a leash tugging hand upon her left knee. Congregating chanters murmur how our titlists make a “cute couple” as Aphriya inscribes her name to pleasant photographs. Camera crews from The News Tribune as well as KOMO 4, KING 5, KIRO 7, and FOX 13 Seattle film as “Da Adorkable Angel” addresses those amicably assembled.
Azurine Vebbins: Bountiful blessed ballyhoos on da eve of Action Wrestlin’ BattleBowl! Aphable Azzumption shall defend our touted titles here in Tacoma tomorrow night. We’re plenty prepared to rumba ridiculous royalty out of credible contention. Specifically, I’m referrin’ to Da Rulers Of Our Kind. Dey are two pawns prayin’ Aphriya and I don’t knock dem off da bloodied board. Roddy Zalez and Kitsumi are former Cruiserweight Champions who want to be classified as two-timers. I’m absolutely appreciative we’re competin’ here on National Earmuff Day: March 13. You’re eider burnin’ rollin’ papers or catchin’ a woeful whiff from da Simpson Tacoma Kraft Pulp and Paper Mill if you believe Zalez or Kitsumi will win dis Sunday.
Azurine Vebbins: Bountiful blessed ballyhoos on da eve of Action Wrestlin’ BattleBowl! Aphable Azzumption shall defend our touted titles here in Tacoma tomorrow night. We’re plenty prepared to rumba ridiculous royalty out of credible contention. Specifically, I’m referrin’ to Da Rulers Of Our Kind. Dey are two pawns prayin’ Aphriya and I don’t knock dem off da bloodied board. Roddy Zalez and Kitsumi are former Cruiserweight Champions who want to be classified as two-timers. I’m absolutely appreciative we’re competin’ here on National Earmuff Day: March 13. You’re eider burnin’ rollin’ papers or catchin’ a woeful whiff from da Simpson Tacoma Kraft Pulp and Paper Mill if you believe Zalez or Kitsumi will win dis Sunday.