Tale of The Two Geminis
Mar 12, 2022 21:27:57 GMT -5
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Post by Alice Gemini on Mar 12, 2022 21:27:57 GMT -5
You're Useless…
Not true at all, you're worth so much to everyone around you!
Oh don't fucking lie to her like that, bitch.
I'm not lying! You're the one trying to drown her and I'm the lifesaver here.
Whatever, I'm just being realistic.
Realistic? Wanting to kill yourself is not realistic it's just… sad.
And? I'd stop projecting my insecurities upon everyone around me and I'd be free of pain at last.
That's so unhealthy.
Yeah, you're right. We're a Gemini after all.
Alice Gemini. That's my name, I guess. My real last name is Shepard but I denounced that name years ago. I wanted nothing to do with it so I changed it. Gemini seemed fitting cause Geminis are typically crazy Bi-Polars who can't make friends right? Checks out for me. I stopped taking my meds after that last match because I don't need my emotions to be held back like that anymore. I call myself "The Brutal Bitch" but I don't think I'm living up to my potential with these small bottles of pills carrying me through every day of my life. If I go crazy like Kanye then so be it. I want to be the best and strongest version of myself that I can be. The dark thoughts are constantly there but I know how I can utilize them and get creative with how I can inflict pain. This is Alice Gemini.
I miss the pills…
Shut up this is what I've been fucking waiting for baby! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!
You're scary you know that right?
Oh yeah bitch that's the whole fucking point.
At least you're not wanting to hurt yourself right? Right?
Not anymore. Now I want to really hurt motherfuckers.
Just for wrestling, yeah?
Mhmm, sure.
A tale of two stories at the Battlebowl. There's the favorites that everyone expects to win like Ash Blake or Odin Balfore. No way someone like me could win. I'm not that ignorant, I know I don't stand much of a chance against the Titans of AW but lemme tell you motherrfuckers right now what I can do. I can hurt you. I can hurt all of you very badly. Especially Addy A, that fucking bitch. She didn't beat me, she survived me. I'm ready to square shit up with her real quick and silence that dirty diseased mouth of hers.
Speaking of diseases, Serenity Holmes. We're both rookies and that's cool and all but we've never had the chance to meet and thank God for that cause she'd see me and just appearance alone her ego would hit an all time low cause she doesn't measure up to me in any way. I fully plan on taking her out specifically at the Battlebowl and catching up with her a little later down the line and hopefully she won't be working at the strip club as the struggling dancer "Serenity". Just slide down your pole to my Wonderland, hun and I'll show you who the Mad Hatter is.
Now for someone who likely had a hand in writing the original Alice in Wonderland, Odin Balfore. Ancient bastard who hates women and holds the Television championship right now. Believe me when I say this, I will not allow a juiced up George Lucas to win the Battlebowl. Pieces of human garbage like Odin need to be put in a hospice and given one of those corrupt nurses to really make them suffer in their final days. Ya know I think I'll help speed up that process by putting him in one myself. I can hear it now, Odin's final words "I'm dying how are you?" And the final words he'll hear is "I have two guns, one for each of you."
Ash Blake, that second gun is for you. I've known girls like you my entire life. A way with words like no one else in all of AW. A forked tongue with venom oozing out at all times ready to spit at anyone in her way. Instead of going through veins, her venom goes straight to the brain. Her mind games she plays on the boys is inspiring at times but there always comes a time when someone arrives that isn't going to falter to some well placed words filled with said venom. That's me, I shall be the one to defang the venomous siren and shut her up finally. Let's also not forget who won the match for us when we teamed up together. Hello, also me. Ash, the predator becomes the prey when we meet across the ring.
Pray for Jessie Lee by the way everyone. She has no idea what's waiting for her in the coming days. She's running right into a rapture she isn't ready for. I love her style though, it's like mine but if you went to shop at hot topic and used the Jeffrey Starr makeup pallets. That alone proves she's gonna struggle and face her own personal doomsday.
Doomed. That's the future of Romeo Finet. Goofy. That's who Romeo Finet is. Idiots like Romeo get on my fucking nerves cause when he talks shit how can we take him seriously? There is nothing serious about him and that will translate to the Battlebowl. Not a serious threat.
Here's a threat to Lissie Hope. She's lost. She's friends with Addy A which is unfortunate for anyone and I'd love nothing more than to see her make the smart decision, swallow her pride, and ditch the dirt on her shoulder. Ya know, I actually like Lissie Hope unlike the rest of the competition and it may be entirely because I think she's attractive but I will put her down like a mutt with mange. It's sad that her life choices have led her to such unfortunate circumstances but at the end of the day I want to win the Battlebowl and she's in the way and I'm going to have to present her with another source of depression by ending her "friend". Ahem, call me.
This is gonna be an all out war of a match and there will be ricocheting bullets every which way and I'm going to make sure that the final bullet that lands is mine.
WE ARE READY TO GO
Yeah, I guess so. This is kind of exciting.
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