Post by John Black on Mar 11, 2022 0:25:27 GMT -5
[In a AW headquarters, where there was press conference in the media room for battlebowl, as one of the shareholders that looked like Steve Carrell from the office was answering questions, before he could finish, the camera pans on the door to see JB in a black and white cammo hoodie and black jeans busting into the conference. Then the shareholder tries to have security escort him out, but JB had some few goons to discouraged them to back off him. He heads to the stage, where some of the AW important people leave the stage as his goons come up with him. Then the shareholder starts to argue with him, while the cameras where flickering.]
Shareholder: Why you back here, John? I thought the powers that be would have you removed indefinitely!
JB: Nah, you got that wrong, buster now can I speak to these people in here or what?
Shareholder: NO! YOU NEED TO LEAVE SINCE YOU ARENT AN SIGNED AND CONTRACTED WRESTLER ON ACTION WRESTLING!
JB: Oh that so huh?
[JB then pulls out a contract that he signed earlier this week with an unspecified promoter of Action Wrestling, and the shareholder looked at the five page contract with his glasses and see’s his name all over the legal document. Then he snatches it back from him, and the two goons Uncle Phil toss’s the shareholder off the stage. Then he gets on the podium with the contract on his hand. He then picks one of the reporters in suspenders that can pass off as Urkel to ask him some questions.]
Urkel Reporter: Hey hey… uhh…uhh JOHN!... so what… what.. what going to be on the plan for you back in Action Wrestling?
JB: I don’t know, I might find Jill Park and do a duet with her… I might go to CJ’s estate and play with his many anime body pillows… hell, I might pay a visit to Odin in the jail, and pay his bail… NAH FUCK THAT SHIT! I am just going to be in the ring, doing that generic type shit where I beat people up.
Urkel Reporter: Do you think you will ever reach that um.. pinnicale of the Television Championship scene again?
[JB then ignores that question and nods his head to one of the reporters who looks like Tomi Lauren in her blue dress, and he took one look at her and rolled his eyes as she spoke.]
Tomi Lookin Reporter: Hey, John are you still going to corrupt the youth with your music, and your inability to be able to draw in the ring? I think you aren’t in a good shape to be back in Action Wrestling at all! I mean, why did you bother coming back?
JB: I had a child once, and even a wife too but they died to some bullshit that I will not speak about. So what If I’m a bad influence on the youth, when in reality I am doing the most I can for them? I even co own a rec center in my area for after school programs. The whole draw thing in the ring, I never gave two shits on that kinda stats. Unless you see me holdin the US strap like CJ, then miss me with that bullshit.
Tomi Lookin Reporter: Well John, then I think you will not be able to hold the same type of att—
JB: NEXT QUESTION!
[Then she sat back down with her head down, and he picks one more reporter, and he nods his head to a another lady who looked like Donald Trump Jr’s fiancée, but her mic wasn’t working so he then find another one. Before that person can get up, her mic works and she starts to ask him some questions.]
Some Reporter: Hello John, I know that this press conference has mostly to do with this year’s battlebowl and all, but I want to hear your take on the Russia/Ukraine war going on right now. How do you feel about it?
[JB was taken aback by that, and he talks to his goons in whispers, then he comes back to the podium to let his anwser be heard on that.]
JB: What I was taught in school, It sounds like another cold war from the 1940s. But it sucks it’s going bad over there, and I hope that this will be solved before we reach to Vietnam War status with people fightin a war I wanted nothin to do with.
Some Reporter: You mean, you wouldn’t fight for America if It comes down to that?
JB: Look, I have nothing else to say on that stuff… so, I only came up here to send a message to some people in the battlebowl.
[Then the reporter sits back down, and he looks at the reporters and has his two goons stand beside him to send his message.]
JB: Listen up world, I am going to say that right now, I am coming back to do some damage in Action Wresting once again. I know I been in and out, that it’s pretty much no secret that I am also doing other stuff outside of this company. I am letting the world know, that I anit changing shit for nobody. If you down with me and my movement, then we cool but If not then you against me. I could go back to my gangsta shit, and put a cap on those enemies but what good has that done for me? Nothin but heart ache and stress, so that part of me is head and gone. I don’t expect to have this message be heard across the world, but this what I want to let out.
I made the choice to come back here, and I made it clear that I am not going to be too pressed about where I am standing in Action Wrestling, and move in silence with my plans. When I invaded that white house, I meant that shit to the care of what I wanted to share to the world. They didn’t like it, so they had to send me hate or death emails/letters to stray me off my pathway. I didn’t pay it any mind, and went on with my day, but that sudden itch of wanting to come back to Action Wrestling grew stronger and stronger as the days passes by. When I got that call from the promoter, you knew I was already getting myself hyped over it.
Now, here I am back to this company at this ppv called Battlebowl, and I am up against three other people who might be better then me in every single way. I won’t name them out here, but they know who they are, and I want them to know that I am back in this shit, and ready to take some charge once again in AW. I know that I am in not in the same plane as these three wrestlers in this thing, and I know right away that the devils will already planted the seeds of who’s going to blossom in the pottery ring so to speak. Am I afraid of not being the one to be that seed planted? Nope, not ever in my life since I had to fertilize my own garden on my mind not to be worried or too overthinking about other’s gardens.
I sounds like a mad man with the whole garden thing, but here me out, when I see someone like Cassidy, Sam, and Tatiana in that garden they have a fighting chance of being well groomed and maintained until they are sold off or withered away in peace. Me on the other hand, I am kinda on my own for growth, water, and other things that need to grow into my garden. Nobody else can pluck up the roots from me, and that’s how I feel about all three of my opponents, I want to pluck the shit out of the roots and destroy they habitat of success within that ring when I make my return on Sunday.
I don’t think I care about who’s gonna be the best in this, since it’s all a free for all on that mantle. If I come out on top of it, then cool if not then, I guess I should just consider this a one night affair and stay out of AW. I am bullshitting, I’m in this one for the long haul and these three wrestlers I am facing are my own steppin stone to break down those walls. I am going to show them what a month long absence can do to a man like me, I might not be able to keep up with them hell nah, but I know that I will enjoy beating the crap out of them.
So to Action Wrestling, Battlebowl will be something worth bothering to invest in.. I’m out this bitch!
[Then JB leaves the stage with his goons, as the reporters and photographers where taking pictures of him walking out of he media room, as the scene fades off.]