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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:31:26 GMT -5
Pyro shoots off inside the arena as we see the Hell in a Cell high up in the air over the ring! Billy: WELCOME EVERYBODDYYYYY TO MONDAY NIGHT CLASH!! THE FINAL STOP BEFORE BATTLEBOWL!!Chris Avery: AND WE ALREADY KNOW CRUISERCLASH WAS OFF TO A GREAT START BUT TONIGHT.. TONIGHT ITS THE END OF THE ROAD FOR CARTER SHAW OR JILL PARK.. THEIR RIVALRY THAT HAS SPANNED FOR MONTHS.. COMES TO A HELLACIOUS, A VIOLENT END! INSIDE THE HELL IN A CELL!!Billy: Corey Black won the Casino Ladder match, he's the #1 contender.. and this Sunday.. Corey Black will face off against Dandy DiVito for the World Championship.. the FINAL title match before Evolution 5 this Summer! A lot of matches happening tonight, everyone fighting, clawing to get their way on the card for Battlebowl.. what else can happen tonight?!Chris Avery: Lets get to it! A WCF Hall of Famer is ready!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:32:12 GMT -5
RONAN vs. Jayson Price
We cut to the ring where Jayson Price is already in the ring. Chris Avery: Not a ton of luck lately for Jayson Price, but one has to wonder if it’s part of the process. After all, that big lifestyle change can definitely have a big effect on performance.Billy: I’m just here to sell BBQ sauce.Chris Avery: We can’t escape it anywhere, can we? Not even in this medium."A Looking In View" booms over the PA as the stage and ramp area fill with thick fog that obscures most vision. As the song plays on, Ronan's silhouette can be seen passing through its center. He climbs the steps to heavy boos and steps through the ropes, staring emotionless towards the entrance. Billy: That’s a scaaaaary man.Chris Avery: Dandy’s muscle making his in ring debut on Clash tonight and man, just seeing him spotlighted, this guy is a TANK!Ronan looks ahead toward Price who exhales deep and stretches out in his corner. The crowd buzzes a bit as the bell rings out. DING DING DING!! Price dashes towards The Cleaner and lays into him with a flurry of chops and forearms. Billy: Wow! Price is coming out of the gate hot!Chris Avery: Didn’t expect to see this kind of aggression early on, but he’s trying to gain that upper hand ASAP.Billy: He’s trying, but nothing is phasing Ronan right now!Chris Avery: Step up kick from Price and Ronan is down to a single knee now!Price turns back and darts from the rope. Billy: Fameasser from Price!Chris Avery: RONAN HAS HIM!Billy: POWERBOMB!Chris Avery: Calls that one “The Shelf” and he’s not looking to let up!Billy: Ronan has the hold maintained!Chris Avery: POWERBOMB!Ronan lifts Price up and the veteran star goes limp. Billy: A third powerbomb! Price is in a bad way!Ronan lets go and Price collapses to the mat. He flares his nostrils as he eyeballs the hardcam and motions for the finish. Chris Avery: Price is out, but Ronan yanking him back up!Billy: Damn near took the arm out of the socket, too!Chris Avery: THIS COULD BE ALL SHE WROTE!Billy: URANAGE BRAINBUSTER! PRICE PLANTED ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!1! 2! 3! Chris Avery: My…God.Billy: I’m speechless! Are we looking at the hardest hitting superstar in AW?!Chris Avery: You might be right!RONAN glances back at the hardcam and becomes statuesque as we fade from the ring.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:33:03 GMT -5
JB’s History and Future
It opens up with “What We Do” by Freeway, as it shows montages of JB’s time in Action Wrestling up until his self hiatus since last January of this year. Then we see newspaper clippings of him in various articles about him, and what he’s done so far in America. Then we cut to an area, where he is sitting on a corner in the streets, where it shows day to day life of the people hustling in front of him. John Black: Everyone wants to know, where I have been since last February, the truth is your boy gotten tired of the hustle and grind with being in Action Wrestling. I was burnt out like a man on his last dollar of crack. I felt how pookie felt in New Jack City when he had his last hit before they strapped the bomb on him, spoilers I know but I don’t really care. You see, I felt that bomb of depression and a general lack of direction for my time in Action Wrestling that I needed to take some time away before it explodes on me to pieces.
On that end, I chose to walk away from it all. I felt good to be away from the scene, so I can focus on myself to be a better person. That battle royal I did was a wake up call for me to bounce out of there, and focus on doing other things like doing an outreach program in the hood and what not. I might not have the same kind of drawing power like an Odin or CJ, whom i’ve fought time in and again, and hell I might not be in the same scene with how fast the company is moving with new talent and all that shit. Before, I’d be worried about my spot on the card but now those days are dead and gone for your boy, JB.Then we see montages of him working in soup kitchens, teaching kids in a local school, and doing good things in the community. Then we see him in a coup driving down the block, where the kids come up to him and he hands them notebooks and other supplies. Then he drives up to the parking lot in a empty and abandoned apartment complex, where he come out of it to speak. John Black: I guess I am a giving kind of guy, and honestly I wish I could give back to the world, either in the ring or in music or whatever. When I do come back to Action wrestling, good chances is that I am going to give back in a huge way for the fans who haven’t seen me in that ring since last February, and I am not going to end up being all serious about winning or losing much in that ring, and to just give you guys that JB experience on what been missing for so long in Action Wrestling.
My goal is to have fun, and just kick people’s asses and be told by the suits that my kind of style isn’t what they want to see, and I can get gutta in split second if they want to test your boy. So, to all those who had no faith in me coming back to Action Wrestling, all I can say from the bottom of my heart is this….
FUCK YOU AND THE CORPORATE HORSES YALL DICK RIDIN ON!
But to the ones who been fucking with me since I made my return back in 2020 or so, all I can say is that I will give the best on what I can give back to the wrestling landscape within due time. I know I won’t be in no hot main events or even sniffing close to the TV title once again, but what I do know is that there’s a PPV coming soon and I might end up crashing that party once again like I always do, who knows? I might end up kicking someone’s ass in a parking lot or chilling at the concession stands with the fans or something like that soon.
JB is comin back to AW… deal with it, bitches!JB then gets back into his coup, and pulls down the windows to see smoke coming out of it, as we see some people in the back of the coup smoking, and he drives off with them as the next segment comes on.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:34:12 GMT -5
In this Hell in a Cell moment we take a look back on November 1st, 2021 at SpookyClash where Andre Jenson made the ultimate sacrifice for his team to retain the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships!
Harper and Luka are brawling so hard they're wildin' out and vibin' and the brawl is in their favor.. Jenson walks to the edge of the Hell in a Cell!! Teo grabs Cade and shoves him into the hell in a cell door back towards the ring! Teo looks up and his eyes widen!! "NOOOO!!" he yells! Harper and Luka are winning the brawl and Teo looks back and notices this! Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING?!Katta Pult: JENSON HAS TO BE OUT OF HIS MIND!!Jimmy Garcia: ANDRE JENSON IS ON THE TOP OF THE CELL.. WHAT THE HELL!? DON'T DO IT!!Jenson closes his eyes... AND LEAPS Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!JENSON CRASHES DOWN ONTO HARPER, JAMES AND THE REST OF THE BRAWLING CREW!! Katta Pult: JENSON JUST MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE!! Tonight, Jill Park and Carter Shaw enter into the Hell in a Cell to finish their months-long rivalry once and for all. The first ever SINGLES match inside a Hell in a Cell on Monday Night Clash!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:34:39 GMT -5
Grindhouse is here
We cut to a shot in the back with the words “Earlier this evening” and it shows GRINDHOUSE flanking Gerard Angelo as they trek through the halls of the arena. All three are in custom suits; Gerard’s being a dark gray, Joey’s is blue with light gray pinstripes, and Holden is in all black. The camera follows and is stopped at the door of the Suite GRINDHOUSE is watching the show from. Chris Avery: GRINDHOUSE is watching “Clash” in style!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:35:12 GMT -5
Pauly Strong vs. "Psycho" Vindel
“Subterfuge” comes over the PA as Vindel walks out to the ring Billy: Psycho in the ring!Chris Avery: Haven't seen him in a few weeks for sure!Path of Cage hits and the crowd boos as Steve Bentley walks through the curtain clapping his hands together and he turns and points as Pauly Strong comes hopping through the curtain and stands on the stage. He stretches his arms out and roars as PYRO blasts behind him just once and the smoke fills the top of the ramp as Strong now lowers his gaze towards his opponent. Bentley points towards the ring and smiles as Pauly Strong makes his way down the ramp! Billy: Wow, this man! My goodness!Chris Avery: You're telling me!! He was 39-1 in Omega Championship Wrestling! And he completely dismantled and destroyed Team Extreme last week on Clash!Strong jumps to the apron and gets through the ropes and hops up and down... PSYCHO CHARGES AND STRONG CLOTHESLINES HIM SENDING HIM FLIPPING THROUGH THE AIR!! DING DING DING Billy: OH SHITFIRE!!Chris Avery: HE JUST LARIAT'D HIS HEAD OFF!!Psycho immediately rolls under the ropes to the outside where he is checking on his neck. Strong hops up and down in the ring, smiling. Bentley on the outside screaming for Strong to stay focused and be hungry. Psycho gets on the apron and Strong rushes over and grabs him and flips him back into the ring and Psycho crashes down on his back! Strong comes over to him as Psycho gets up and gets to the corner.. Strong grabs him and whips him to the turnbuckles and Psycho hits the turnbuckles and comes back with a clothesline on the chest! Strong stumbles back and Psycho hits a back elbow sending Strong stumbling back and Psycho hits a dropkick!! Strong drops down to one knee against the ropes! Billy: Whoa!! Psycho really takin' it to him!Psycho puts Strongs head in the ropes and then gets on the apron and charges at him hitting a boot to his head causing Strong to roll back in the ring holding his head! Chris Avery: Strong really getting handled right now, isn't he!?Psycho gets into the ring and grabs the head of Strong and goes for a DDT.. but Strong stops him... holding Psycho in his grasp inches from his back from the canvas... Strong turns and JUST FUCKING FLIPS PSYCHO INTO AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX AND PYSCHO CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! Billy: JESUS CHRIST!!Psycho stumbles up and is holding his back and Strong picks up Psycho on his shoulders.. Chris Avery: OH LOOK OUT!!Strong hits the F5 on Psycho in the middle of the ring!! Billy: THE JERSEY TURNPIKE!!Strong puts a boot on Psychos chest! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: Psycho loses! Pauly Strong is your winner here tonight!The official grabs the arm of Strong but Bentley moves the official out of the way and he grabs the arm of Strong and holds up his superstars arm! Billy: Bentley got rid of that tag team and traded it in for this superstar.. WOW, this could be a HUGE trade up!Chris Avery: You're telling me!Strong hops up and down smiling as Bentley is all smiles as well. The two are very happy with their dominant win and we go to commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:35:52 GMT -5
Jonny Cedrone Hype!
We return from commercial break and the fans in the arena go nuts as we see Jonny Cedrone standing in the backstage area dressed in jeans, white tank top and has his wrists heavily taped up, getting some stretches in as he prepares for his fight against RBD. Jonny looks up and sees the camera. Jonny Cedrone: Ya know it pains me to think about the fact that I lost to Ash the way that I did. Ya know ya have victory within reach then WHAM! a swift kick in the nuts, a bulldog off the apron and through the table ya go.Heavy boos from the crowd Jonny Cedrone: Ash…this isn’t over. Not yet by a longshot! You claim you hate me but I think deep down you respect me for not giving up. Then again you probably just think I’m stupid because I don’t know WHEN to give up. Whatever the case may be I know that I can be the one that takes the Hardcore Championship away from you. I know that with my never-say-die attitude I will not give up until I’m able to put you down and take that Championship away from you.A pop from the crowd Jonny Cedrone: I respect the fact that you love that Championship so much that you’ve sacrificed your body – literally – to keep it! You’ll do whatever it takes to keep that stranglehold on it. Funny thing is that I’ll do whatever it takes to pry it outta your hands!Another pop from the crowd Jonny Cedrone: It’s good to know that I have your attention! You WILL take me as a legit threat to you and your Championship. What you’re wrong about is the fact that I’m just happy on past accomplishments. That couldn’t be further from the truth of what I’m here for Ash. No matter what company I sign with, I want Gold. I don’t rest on my laurels. I know that no matter what my successes were in past organizations, I still have plenty left to prove. When I came to Action Wrestling I knew that I had something to prove to myself and the people. I had to prove that I can beat the Man of Chaos himself. I did that. In the process I happened to get another goal though. That goal? To prove that I can beat you. We’ve had our dealings. Of course my first big match here I faced you and Zolton. I came within moments of winning it all then but you did what you had to do to keep the Championship. Then just last week you and I had our Poker Tables Match. I came within moments of winning it but you did what you had to do to win.The moral of the story is that there will come a time Ash that you and I will meet and the Hardcore Championship will be on the line once again. The outcome at that time though…will be much, much different. The fans give a huge pop! Jonny Cedrone: Now that’s then. This is now. Tonight I take on Robby Bigg Dick.A bit of a mixed reaction but there is a good amount of cheers for RBD Jonny Cedrone: RBD…you’ve been in battles your entire life I take it. Backyards, streets, arenas, virtually anywhere and everywhere you go you’ve found yourself throwing fists. I can dig it. I have no problem throwing down, I’ve thrown down with the best of ‘em my friend! I may be a “pretty boy” but if I haven’t proven by now, I ain’t afraid to get this pretty face messed up! So don’t come into this fight thinking that I’m your stereotypical pretty boy millionaire that won’t get down and dirty because I definitely will and will enjoy it!The thing about these types of matches – or fights – is that it’s not always about who’s the toughest or who throws the stronger or harder punches…it’s about who’s the smartest. It’s about who’s the fastest. For as long as I’ve been doing this, I’ve brawled with the best of them, I’ve wrestled with the best of them, I’ve fought with the best of them and I’ve flown with the best of them. I can adapt to any style but I can also turn this fight into the style that I prefer. Ya see RBD, we can throw hands, we can beat each other senseless with weapons, we can use the streets to our advantage…but I can also end the match with a small package or any wrestling hold if I want! I don’t HAVE to keep it a fight. I can rope-a-dope you so fast and so hard that when you’re tripping over your own tongue, I can cinch in the One Armed Bandit and make you tap so fast it’d make your head spin!You can think all you want that you’re gonna take everything that I’ve worked hard for but you’re just gonna have to keep dreamin’ my friend. You may be big, you may be bad, you may be tough but what you’re not is Jonny Cedrone – one of the best wrestlers that Action Wrestling has ever signed! You want the best?! You’re gonna get the best RBD! Then you’ll have to come up with a better name…The fans give Cedrone a big pop as he walks off camera. Monday Night Clash goes to commercials once again.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:37:23 GMT -5
"KOBE!"
The scene opens up backstage and the fans roar with applause as Lissie Hope and Addy A are standing opposite each other at a beer pong table. Jade Riley is watching nearby as Addy airballs a shot. Lissie then readies her stance and shoots with an exaggerated fadeaway. Lissie Hope: KOBE!The ball bounces just short and Addy swats it away - Addy A: SHAQ-A-LACK GET OUTTA ‘ERE!The ball sails out of frame and the camera catches a faint “ow”. The camera pans around and Dark Kent is holding his cheek. Addy A: My bad, Dickie. Addy goes over and touches the side of his face and his eyes light up as he adjusts in the seat. Addy smirks Jade Riley: You’re playing… beer pong?Lissie Hope: It’s non-alcoholic.Lissie points to her X’d out hand. Addy A: Her’s ain’t.Addy rattles an empty can of Abita Purple Haze. The fans roar with cheers, as this beer is a Louisiana staple. Jade Riley: Don’t you have a match later?Lissie Hope: You’re new here, aren’t ‘ya?Jade shrugs her shoulders. Jade Riley: Yeah, kind of. This is my first exposure to you two as the Swallowing.Addy A: Babe, we always BEEN the Swallowing. Lissie smiles and takes a seat next to Dark Kent. Lissie Hope: You wanna play?Kenny adjusts in his seat again. Lissie Hope: I’m sorry hun, I know no one showed up to your party last week - that’s why we invited ‘ya. Wanted to show you a good time.A huge smile spreads across his face. Lissie Hope: Not like that.Addy A: But where’s ‘ya daddy? Lissie Hope: Addy, no.Addy smiles and opens a fresh can of Abita. Jade Riley: You really shouldn’t be drinking before a match.Addy A: It’s non-alcoholic.The camera zooms in on the 4.8 ABC label. Addy giggles. Addy A: Besides, it’s Alice Gemini.Jade Riley: What does that mean?Lissie Hope gets up from her seat and walks over to Jade. She wraps her arm around Jade’s shoulder. Lissie Hope: Listen, baby. While it would’ve been cool to have a match here - especially with my sis - in front of my adopted hometown, it didn’t work out that way. And that’s all good! I’ll make my way into the crowd and party with all my Cajun family!The crowd roars with cheers. Lissie Hope: Besides, this is just the beginning of what we’re really setting out to do, y’know?Jade Riley: And what’s that?Addy A: Takin’ all these bitches out, one by one if we have to, till we get back what’s ours.Lissie Hope: We want these tag team championships, Jade. Next week, that’s put on hold and we get to fight with six others for the BattleBowl trophy and a final entry in Havoc - but right now? Tonight?Addy A: This shit is just fixin’ ‘ta start.Addy A leans back and drains a ping pong ball in the cup. Addy A: KOBE!The camera fades back to ringside.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:38:06 GMT -5
In this Hell in a Cell moment we take a look back at at the Hell in a Cell match between the Hollywood Elite taking on Man Made Gods; Corey Black, Frank Patrick Venable and RJ Collins! This is when Corey Black had to put Kidsgrove away for the final finish!
Kidsgrove has Corey Black but Black shoves him backwards and Collins who is barely moving throws the golden Oscar chair at Kidsgrove hitting him in the legs! Kidsgrove turns and is confused but it’s just enough time for Corey Black to pick up Kidsgrove on his shoulders, turn towards the middle of the ring and hit a BURNING HAMMER! Billy: SHITFIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEChris Avery: THE BURNING HAMMER!Corey Black lays back on Kidsgrove! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Billy: AND MAN MADE GODS SURVIVE THE HELL IN A CELL!The crowd pops as their music hits and the ref bends down to raise the completely blown out and exhausted arm of Corey Black! Billy: MY GOD!! THE NIGHT WE LEARN THAT COREY BLACK IS IN WRESTLER OF THE YEAR, HE HAD ENOUGH IN THE TANK TO HIT TWO BURNING HAMMERS AND THE MAN MADE GODS PUT THE HOLLYWOOD ELITE AWAY!The Hell in a Cell is beginning to rise as The Hollywood Elite are on the ramp huddled up with Miyamoto yelling at the medics and producers helping Shadow with some of the barbwire in his shoulder and helping TFK and Kidsgrove wake back up. Tonight, Jill Park and Carter Shaw enter into the Hell in a Cell to finish their months-long rivalry once and for all. The first ever SINGLES match inside a Hell in a Cell on Monday Night Clash!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:38:46 GMT -5
Bourbon Street Bash Jonny Cedrone vs. Robby Bigg Dick
We're shown outside of the arena and some of the crowd outside in the smoking area is cheering as Cedrone and RBD walk up to each other. An official walks up to them and rings the bell! DING DING DING Cedrone and RBD start trading rights and lefts and knees to each others midsections! RBD gets the upperhand and hits a suplex right on the cement!! The crowd around them is going crazy!! Billy: I guess this is starting outside the arena!Chris Avery: It's called the Bourbon Street Bash, Billy! They're on Bourbon Street!RBD hits a dropkick to the stomach of Cedrone which hurts RBD too as he smacks the pavement and Cedrone rolls down a set of cement steps towards the parking entrance under the arena! RBD gets up and high fives some of the smart marks as RBD charges and flies off the 9th step and crashes down onto Cedrone who was just getting to his feet!! Billy: Holy shit!!RBD lifts up Cedrone as a uber comes pulling up and Cedrone shoves RBD onto the hood of the car and it hits him knocking him down!! The Uber driver gets out and runs off fat and afraid! Cedrone jumps onto the hood of the car and jumps off and lands on RBD with a splash on the pavement!! He pins! One! RBD kicks out as the ref hurt his arm counting the one count on the pavement. RBD crawls as Cedrone picks him up and hits his own suplex right there on the pavement! RBD lands on his back and then rolls down the rest of the driveway heading down under the arena. RBD gets up holding his back as Cedrone crashes into him with a clubbing blow to the back of RBD sending him forward into another parked car! Cedrone lines up RBD and goes for a big punch! Billy: OH SHIT LOOK OUT!RBD moves and Cedrone DRIVES his hand through the REAR window of a parked car!! Chris Avery: HOOLY SHIT!!RBD gets out of their as Cedrone is holding his hand with a few scraps and some blood on the fist. The official checks the arm out but Cedrone turns around and notices RBD is in the Uber car!! He puts it in drive and smashes the throttle!! Billy: OH MY GOD!!Chris Avery: OH NO!!Cedrone leaps out of the way and RBD crashes the Uber drivers 2015 Toyota Carolla right into the parked car with the smashed rear window!! Billy: RBD COULD HAVE KILLED HIM!!RBD gets out of the drivers seat holding his head and ribs.. Chris Avery: Always wear a seatbelt, folks!Cedrone kicks him in the stomach and then turns and throws RBD into the door of the car smashing it closed! Cedrone takes the head of RBD and smashes his head on the hood of the car not once, but TWICE! Billy: Payback for the almost VEHICULAR SLAUGHTER!!Cedrone grabs RBD and walks him onto the walkway and then throws him into a security door!! He smashes through and a new camera picks him up inside the halls of the arena! Billy: They're in the building now!RBD gets up and Cedrone grabs him and throws him into the wall but RBD bounces off the wall and just hits a spear into Cedrone taking him down in the back hallway!! RBD covers! One! But Cedrone kicks out right away! RBD gets to his feet and kicks over the trash can and just picks it up. The plastic/rubber trashcan is thrown and it smashes into the head of Cedrone causing him to fall backwards into Gorilla position! The crowd cheers as we see some notable personalities like Tank Reaper and Ryan Daniels as RBD comes into Gorilla position and throws Cedrone into the mirror wall and it shatters as Cedrone smashes into it!! Billy: HOLY!! THEY'RE DESTROYING this place!RBD grabs Cedrone and throws him through the other curtain and they're on the stage as Cedrone lands and rolls on the ramp. RBD comes walking up to him but Cedrone hits an uppercut to the stomach! It stops RBD in his tracks as Cedrone puts his leg on the back of RBDs head and hits a fame-asser on the steel ramp! Billy: Damn, what a move that was!Chris Avery: RBD is out!Cedrone turns RBD over and pins! One! Two! RBD kicks out and Cedrone gets to his feet slapping and punching at the back of his head. He grabs RBD and throws him down the ramp where RBD once again rolls down the second ramp in this match. He gets to the mats as Cedrone is charging at him and hits a spear into the ring apron!! Billy: OHH THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!Chris Avery: AN AWKWARD CRASH ON THAT SPEAR INTO THE RING APRON!!Cedrone pins again on the outside! ONE!! TWO!! RBD kicks out and Cedrone is pissed! Billy: We know Cedrone is in the Hardcore Championship match with Ash Blake this Sunday at Battlebowl! He wants to win this to prove his dominance in this violent, hardcore division!Cedrone picks up RBD and throws him into the ring post but RBD reverses the whip and Cedrone smashes into the ring post!! Cedrone crashes down and RBD picks him up and rolls him into the ring.. The crowd pops as Mason Jones comes out of nowhere and smashes into RBDs back with forearm after forearm!! Billy: Where did he come from!?Chris Avery: MASON JONES IS ATTACKING RBD!! THEY HAVE A DOORS MATCH AT BATTLEBOWL THIS SUNDAY!!Mason turns RBD around and he hits a tornado DDT up the apron and twisting in the air he drives RBDs head right down onto the mats!! Billy: GOD DAMN WHAT A TORNADO DDT!!RBD is hurt bad as Mason pulls out a door from underneath the ring! Chris Avery: WHERE DID HE GET THAT?!Mason sets the door up against the railing and goes back and picks up RBD and holds him up on his shoulders and then charges him.. AND MASON SPEARS RBD THROUGH THE DOOR!! Billy: OH MY GOD HE JUST DROVE ROBBY THROUGH THAT DOOR!!Chris Avery: IF HE DOES THAT THIS SUNDAY, HE COULD BE THE WINNER!!Mason is happy and taunting as he leaves up the ramp.. Billy: NO DISQUALIFICATIONS IN THIS MATCH!!RBD sits up and rolls out of the Door debris and gets to the apron and pulls himself up on the apron.. Billy: HOW IS ROBBY EVEN MOVING?!Chris Avery: MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!RBD rolls under the ropes into the ring as Mason is still yelling and taunting on the ramp.. Cedrone comes over and grabs RBD and HITS THE CUTTER!! Billy: ACE IN THE HOLE!!RBD is out and Cedrone rolls him over! Chris Avery: THAT HAS TO BE IT!!Cedrone covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: AND JONNY CEDRONE IS THE WINNER OF OUR BOURBON STREET BASH MA-Chris Avery: LOOK OUT!!Cedrone is SMASHED in the back from the Hardcore Champion Ash Blake with the Hardcore Championship! Blake kneels down and punches at the back of his head with fast rapid rabbit punches! Billy: OH COME ON!! WHAT THE HELL!Chris Avery: THIS INTENSE RIVALRY CONTINUES TO BE BRUTAL WITH THESE ATTACKS EVERY WEEK!!Cedrone is trying to cover up but Blake keeps beating on Cedrone over and over with punches. She smashes the title into the face of Cedrone but holds it in place just yelling at Cedrone who rolls out of the ring! A dozen officials get into the ring and grab Ash Blake and pull her back as the other officials are checking on Cedrone on the outside of the ring holding his head.. Billy: Jesus! This feels far from over!!Chris Avery: We'll be right back on Monday Night Clash!!We fade to a commercial..
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:39:33 GMT -5
Backstage with Vanguard
The scene switches to the locker room, where we find Dionysus, sitting with his bag, eyes downcast, looking at the Tag title belt dangling between his knees. Though not dejected, Dion's mood is slightly more pensive than usual. We can hear the locker room door bang open and then shut, and Downfall, wearing his leather jacket, emerges into the scene. He's tense and on edge, but he slaps Dion on the shoulder with a taped hand, rousing him to stand. Downfall: Get your shit. You and me are going out there, and we ain't going anywhere until we lay waste to two empty-headed trogoldytic bitches who fucked us both over.Dion looks up at Downfall, then looks at the Tag title belt in his hands. Dionysus: Before we go out there and do anything... I want to ask you. From your perspective. Was this worth it?Downfall's brow furrows, confused and annoyed. Downfall: The hell you talking about, you're making less sense than when you started the Tostito's thing -Dionysus: Just stop.Downfall listens, still looking disgruntled. Dionysus: Look, I don't really know what's going on in your head. Ever since the Halloween Clash, you've had this tunnel vision focused at the peak of the mountain, and failing to see the debris and the rubble coming in front of you. I mean shit, I'm just Action Wrestling's resident shitposter, running alongside you not noticing a thing around me, and even I can tell that you've lost focus since the turn of the year. You're pulling back into your old bad habits. The overaggressive nature is not going to win anyone any favors, especially when-Downfall: Dion... I could care less what anyone thinks. I belonged in that ladder match, and I was not losing my focus... if not for the addition of all of the random elements from the outside, I can say that I would still be World Champion now. And you. You didn't lose focus either. You and I have fought hard to be the best damn tag team in this division, and we've fought against the odds time and time again whenever it's asked of us.Dionysus: But still, the perception is that even though I'm the architect behind the Vanguard, you're the frontman. And who is to say that, if you didn't have to worry about these titles, you wouldn't have had so many people gunning for you. You wouldn't have had so many opportunities taken from you.Downfall scoffs. Downfall: That's ridiculous.Dionysus shrugs. Dionysus: So, tell me. Right now, between you, me, and this cameraman showing this weird soap opera to the crowd. Where do we go from here?Downfall thinks about it a minute, letting out a little half-sigh growl deep in his throat, before he bites his lip and grimaces. Downfall: I want us to be the best. I want us both to climb to the top of the ladder, and I want us to prove we belong there. We aren't done until we're done. That's the whole truth. Was the World title worth it, did it distract us, did it spread my focus too thin? Of course not.Downfall says this, but as he looks off to the side, as if he has doubts. But then, he cuts his eyes back to Dion, and they're full of fire. Downfall: But I know this... those two sons of bitches aren't just walking around with titles they didn't earn... they've stolen from us. They don't get to do that and walk away.Downfall holds his arm out to Dion. Dion, his face looking as if he's making his mind up, nods and holds his fist out as well. The two partners throw their titles over their shoulders and exit the room.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:40:12 GMT -5
In this Hell in a Cell moment, we go back to January 27th, 2019 at Revolution II: War Games when the team of Spencer Adams, Kyle Kemp, Killer Kuechly and Torture went to WAR with #BeachKrew's Ryan Lockhart, Wade Moor, Alexander Pasternak and Jared Holmes. Lets go to the finish where Lockhart puts Killer Kuechly away and wins the WAR between the two factions.
Killer hops to his feet and ducks the clothesline attempt from Pasternak and when they return from the ropes Killer leaps in the air and throat stomps Pasternak down to the mat! Pasternak rolls over and Killer grabs the steel chair and puts it down on the mat.. Pasternak is crawling near the chair.. Billy: HES GOING FOR THAT CURB STOMP RIGHT ON THE CHAIR!!Chris Avery: MOON UNDER WATER HERE WE GO!Killer hits the ropes and jumps in the air but Lockhart catches Killer and hits ILL-FATED RIGHT ON THE CHAIR!!! Billy: OH MY GOD KUECHLY IS OUT!! WHERE DID LOCKHART COME FROM!!The crowd is completely shocked and Lockhart is standing over Killer in a sea of car-wreck-type-bodies.. Lockhart rolls Kuechly over... One! Two! Three! Billy: DAMN IT.. THE WAR.. IS OVER..#beachkrew music plays as Lockhart sits up and catches his breath but begins to smile as the crowd boos. Chris Avery: Fightsmart gave it their all.. but in the end, its beachkrew who stands tall here tonight..The music keeps playing as Wade and Holmes crawl over to Lockhart to celebrate together as the Hell in a Cell starts rising to the air and the crowd is just booing their hearts out. Lockhart is helped up by Holmes as Pasternak and Wade help each other to their feet and they exit the ring. Lockhart demands his Championship belt and a ref brings it to him. Lockhart takes the Championship, clutches it tight and smiles wide. He turns around and #beachkrew walk up the ramp, hurt, but survivors. Pasternak has wiped most of the blood off his forehead somehow and the four of them are at the top of the stage.. Tonight, Jill Park and Carter Shaw enter into the Hell in a Cell to finish their months-long rivalry once and for all. The first ever SINGLES match inside a Hell in a Cell on Monday Night Clash!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:44:33 GMT -5
Alice Gemini vs. Addy A Adilene Floyd: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, she weighs in at 142 lbs... ALICE GEMINI!!Red spotlight hits the ramp, Red Smoke comes from the ground, Alice Gemini walks through with her head down, palms lowered, but facing forward. She walks slowly down the ramp in the same manner until she reaches the front of the ring. She pauses to look up slowly and screams as loud as she can and slides in the ring. She smacks the mat several times while still on her knees, she then jumps up to climb the turnbuckle to scream again. Finally sits on the top turnbuckle to await her opponent. Chris Avery: Alice Gemini, one half of SFG, has been really proving herself as one to watch in Battlebowl this year!Billy: What does SFG stand for?Chris Avery: IYKYK.Billy: You just... replied to letters... with more letters! That tells me nothing!!Adilene Floyd: And her opponent!The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena. "I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?" Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory. "It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around. "I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. "Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a" When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand. Adilene Floyd: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. Chris Avery: What an AMAZING ovation for Addy, who returned with Lissie Hope last week and reunited the Swallowing, in one of the best feel-good moments of Clash this year! But now, Addy will turn her attention to this match, and have to keep her eyes focused right on Alice Gemini!Billy: Why, because she's staring at her cans??Chris Avery: NO! Because of the implications for the upcoming Battlebowl, of which both of these competitors have a part!! DON'T BE SEXIST!Billy: Tiddies, melons, casabas, fun rockets! I want to see them all! COVER THEM IN PUDDING!!Alice Gemini extends her hand to Addy as the bell rings, who warily takes it. Alice and Addy lock eyes for a good, long moment. But then, Alice pulls Addy in for a forearm shot to the face. Alice lays into Addy with several more forearm shots and backs her to the ropes. She whips Addy off, and goes to run off the rope herself. Addy drops down to her stomach and Alice runs over top of her and to the opposite side of the ring and when Alice bounces off the ropes back towards a Addy, Addy flings her with an arm drag. Alice pinballs to her feet, and Addy takes her down with a second arm drag, then Addy unloads another one as Alice gets up. Alice stumbles to her feet, but Addy takes her down with a spinning heel kick. Alice stumbles up, and Addy surges forward, making Alice flinch back and cling on to the top rope. The referee holds Addy back as Alice is snaked around the ropes, trying to keep Addy from charging in. Chris Avery: Alice doing the smart thing and using the ropes to her advantage!Addy comes towards Alice and lifts her back to her feet, but Alice sweeps her legs. Addy hits the mat and grimaces in pain, holding her nose, and Alice quickly makes it worse by giving her a leg drop to the back of the head and driving her face into the mat again. Alice then quickly locks in a chinlock with her knee in Addy's spine! Alice arches her back to pull farther back under Addy's chin with her arms, and Addy lets out a choked scream of pain. Referee the ref asks Addy to give up, but Addy shakes her head no. Addy begins trying to get out of it with quick elbows back to the gut, but Alice dashes those hopes with a wicked crossface forearm. Alice then lifts Addy up and, still holding both arms, locks her hands together and gives Addy a double underhook suplex, holding on to onto one arm and wrenching it into a keylock. Chris Avery: Both Addy and Alice bring such innovative and unorthodox moves to the table, if I was in the Battlebowl I'd be worried about either one of them.Billy: If I was in Battlebowl, I'd bring a rubber spatula, a jar of peanut butter, and a captain's hat, and I'd ask them both to -Chris Avery: ENOUGH!!Addy struggles in the keylock and starts trying to push herself over. She pushes forward with her legs, making it so Alice is stacked up in a pinning predicament. One... Kickout. Addy and Alice get to their feet and the rough-edged Addy nails Alice with a right hand! Alice flops to the mat. Addy then gives a few knee strikes to the side of Alice's temple, yelling "THIS IS WHAT'S GOOD FOR YAS, BETCH!" Addy then grips the arms of Alice and pulls them back, landing some cringeworthy stomps to the side of the head. Chris Avery: It's been a long time since we've seen Addy so fired up!Addy holds on to the arms and works in a Rings of Saturn submission. Alice's eyes widen in shock at being put in this unexpected predicament. Addy tightens the hold. The ref asks Alice if she gives up and Alice refuses. Addy pulls back on the hold. Alice reaches out for the ropes, but they aren't in reach. Alice pulls herself closer, and finally is able to put her foot on the bottom rope, forcing a break. Addy gets up, and lifts Alice up. Addy lifts Alice up onto the ropes and drapes her throat across the second rope. Addy then jumps up, using Alice's back as a springboard to fly over the ropes and as she comes down, she pulls Alice's head down, hanging her up across the second rope. Alice falls back into the ring, contorting around, holding her throat, and Addy gets back onto the apron. Addy uses the ropes to slingshot herself in and nail a 360 flipping leg drop across the throat of Alice. Chris Avery: Addy may take Alice out here!Billy: I wonder if this is where AddyAddy pins Alice. One... Two ... Kickout. Alice reaches for the ropes to pull herself up but Addy lifts her up. Alice, breathing heavily, grabs the ropes again. The ref gets in between them, or tries to, telling them to get out of the corner. Addy pushes her way past the ref, but receives a poke to the eyes from Alice, who begins laying into Addy with kicks to the midsection. Alice lifts her up with ease and plants Addy with a scoop slam. Addy grits her teeth and hisses in pain, as she holds her lower back. Alice lifts Addy back up, clubbing her over the back a few times, which completely floors Addy. Alice irish whips her to the ropes, and as she comes back off Alice swings for a clothesline but Addy ducks under it and keeps running to the opposite ropes. She flings herself at Alice for a Thesz press, but Alice catches onto her in midair, holding her in a bear hug of sorts before lowering her across her knee with a Manhattan drop. Addy yells in pain as if her hole was just wrecked. Addy sits down on Alice's knee, as Alice pulls her into a facelock and drops her to the mat with a DDT. Alice then rolls over on top of Addy, attempting to lock on a crossface. Addy reaches out quickly and scoots to the ropes before the hold can be fully applied. The ref tells Alice to break the hold and she does, holding her hands up innocently. Chris Avery: Alice doesn't go by the name "Brutal [Redacted]" for nothing!Billy: How did you literally redact yourself on live TV?Alice frees Addy, but gives her a knee strike to the temple. Addy falls down to her stomach. Alice applies a single leg Boston crab, but Addy rolls through and rolls Alice over into a small package type of pin. One... Two... Kickout. Chris Avery: I think everyone, possibly even Alice, has underestimated the reserves of willpower inside of Alice.Billy: Yeah, lots of people just see her as Lissie's second, like Luigi or the other guys in Crosby and Stills.Alice grabs Addy's hair and viciously pulls her back down to the mat so that she crashes back of the head first. Alice turns Addy around and clubs her over the back. He hooks her head and lifts her up into a vertical suplex. She holds on for a moment, stalling and turning her around as she holds her up in the air in a display of strength, before bringing her crashing down to the mat. Alice rests, then sees Addy has rolled over to play rope-a-dope by hanging under the bottom ropes. Alice's face is deadly serious as she paces around, staring at Addy. Alice pulls Addy back up into a waistlock, and begins giving her a German suplex. Addy scrambles over to the ropes and grabs on to the top rope, holding on for dear life and attempting to block it. Alice clubs her across the back a few times, as she tries to suplex her, but she hangs on. The ref tells them to break it up out of the ropes. Alice and the ref argue for a moment, as Addy continues holding on to the ropes. Alice finally turns back to Addy, who slips out onto the apron and gives Alice a kick to the midsection. Addy then grips Alice's head and pulls it down, hanging her up throat first on the top rope. Alice goes stumbling back, holding her throat. Addy gets back in the ring and takes Alice down with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors. Addy waits for Alice to recover, and she attempts to give her a leg drop bulldog, but Alice ducks her head under it and waits until her leg is perpendicular to her head and then she grips on to it, as she gets to her feet, lifting her up onto her shoulders and dropping her with a powerbomb. Chris Avery: What a counter!Alice lifts Addy off the canvas and gives her a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, leaving Addy laying across her knee. Alice then lifts the smaller opponent as she stands up, and drops her with a back suplex. Alice walks away towards one of the corners as Addy slowly makes her way to her feet, and as Alice circles around she nails Addy with a big boot to the face that sends her off her feet. Addy lays on the mat, dazed and not knowing where she is. Alice lifts Addy back up, grabbing the arm and pulling Addy into a ripcord lariat. Alice covers... One... Two... kickout. Addy rolls outside the ring to recuperate. Chris Avery: It’s possible that Addy has been taken off guard by the ferocity Alice is showing in this match.Billy: You can’t overlook anybody in this. This tournament has brought out every competitor looking to make a name for themselves by stepping up to the plate. It’s Battlebowl, babey!!After a moment, Addy starts to get to her feet. She makes her way around the ring. Alice pursues Addy around the ring. Addy comes around the corner where the announcer table is, and she jumps on the corner of the table just as Alice comes around the corner by the ringpost. Addy jumps back with a springboard forearm knocking her back against the barricade and knocking Alice back against the ringpost. Alice then launches himself forward going for a clothesline, but Addy ducks and Alice gets nothing but ringpost. As Alice backs away from the turnbuckle holding her shoulder, Addy takes her down to the padded floor with a springboard legscissor off the ring apron. Alice rolls to the outside, and the ref is counting them both out. Addy rolls back in the ring, staring at Alice with intense focus. Alice, meanwhile, is pulling himself up. Addy goes for a baseball slide, but Alice moves out of the way and lets Addy go by her. Alice goes for a clothesline, but again Addy ducks. Alice and Addy both rise to a standing position as Alice wraps her arms around Addy's waist and powers her into the ring apron with force, as Addy screams. Chris Avery: Ooooh look at that impact!Alice throws Addy in the ring. Addy holds her aching back. Alice takes her time, using the toe of her boot to poke and kick at Addy, taunting her. At length, she slaps Addy over the back of the head, and goes to lift her up. Addy fires back to life by punching Alice a few times. Addy grabs her by her arm and attempts to whip her to the ropes, but Alice resists by planting her feet. He sends her into the far ropes with everything she has. Addy hits the ropes fast, so fast in fact that Alice can't get to her feet completely by the time she returns, and she grabs Alice around the neck before hitting a Sling blade in the middle of the ring. Addy goes for a cover. One... Two... Th- Kickout! Chris Avery: OH! Look at the impact!Billy: I'm telling you man. As flexible as both of these chicks are... just put Addy in a cheerleader outfit, give me a spatula, some Miracle Whip, a rubber chicken and a Bible... We would have a party!Chris Avery: I neither know, nor care, what you're talking about.Addy looks down at Alice in disbelief. She shakes her head, and lifts Alice up and whips her into the corner. Addy comes charging in, looking for a big corner splash. However, Alice moves out of the way and Addy hits the turnbuckle chest first. She turns around, holding her chest in pain. When Addy turns, she is gripped around the head by Alice, who drops down and gives her a jumping Codebreaker. Then, she grabs Addy, turning her over and locking in a pentagram! Chris Avery: What a fierce combination!Addy struggles in the hold and tries to twist around to alleviate some pressure but Alice won't allow her to move anywhere. Several long seconds pass by as Addy's strength begins to ebb. Billy: That lucky Addy is right where every man wants to be, between Alice's legs.Chris Avery: You've been like... extra sexist tonight, is the spirit of Addy A getting to you from Hell?Alice has the Twin Evil locked on tightly, and Addy's arm is starting to drape limply, as her wind is being cut off. Moments pass by, and the referee leans in, asking if she gives up. Addy's arm is lifted up once... twice... on the third time, it stays in the air! Addy starts vibrating and shaking with effort. An annoyed Alice releases Twin Evil, and lands a few harsh kicks to the face. Addy, dazed, face red with effort, rolls over onto her knees. Alice motions for Addy to get up, and she backs up, going for the Two Faced, but at the last second Addy moves her head and Alice whiffs it! Alice turns around, and Addy corners Alice in the turnbuckles. Addy moves in, stroking Alice's cheek. Alice freaks out over "dirty" Addy touching her and shrieks, but Addy moves in and plants a kiss right on Alice's lips! Chris Avery: Oh my!Billy: She kissed a girl, and Alice didn't like it!!Alice stumbles forward, spitting, Addy screams something to the crowd as she boots Alice, who stumbles backwards. Addy comes in with a superkick to the chest to follow up. Chris Avery: ADDY IS HEARTLESS!!The ref counts the pin. One... Two... Thr- Kickout. Addy doesn't waste a second, runs off the ropes and takes Alice down with a bulldog as she begins to get up. Then, she paces over and lifts Alice up, whips her into the corner, and runs in behind her. She climbs up onto the turnbuckle behind Alice, sticks her knees behind Alice's neck and back and pushes off the ropes, "riding" Alice down to the mat with her knees in the back and driving her down with a calf-branding facebuster. Addy goes for a cover. One... Two... Thr... Kickout! Chris Avery: For all the things you could say about them these two ladies have left it all in the ring here tonight!Addy looks up into the crowd, a blank look of disbelief on her face, and then she grits her teeth and begins arguing with the ref, shouting at him and telling him to count the pin, and Alice takes the opportunity to dump her out of the ring between the middle and top rope to the outside. Addy goes tumbling down to the concrete with a hard spill. Alice follows her out to the outside and she lifts Addy up. She gives Addy a harsh Russian legsweep into the steel guardrail. Addy falls, brokenly down to the aisle. Alice rests for a moment and then slowly rolls into the ring. Chris Avery: Wait, what is this?Billy: That little minx wants to win by countout!The ref starts counting. 1...2....3...4...5... Addy starts to stir...6... 7... Addy gets back to her feet.... 8... Alice has had enough and climbs back out of the ring, breaking the count. Suddenly, Addy boots Alice in the gut, lifts her up onto her shoulders, and giving her a Death Valley driver right onto the concrete. Addy is barely able to stand in the aisle and she climbs in the ring as well. Chris Avery: It seems like Addy wants to keep Alice out now too.Billy: From that sickening shot I think Alice may be more than out! She hasnt even moved!Chris Avery: She may not be able to answer the count.The ref starts a 10-count again. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7... Alice starts pulling herself up on the apron... 8... 9... Finally Alice rolls in just in time to break the count. Addy lifts Alice up and throws her into the ring. She goes for a cover. One... Two... Three - Kickout! Chris Avery: Wow! I'm certainly impressed by the resilience!Addy goes to lift Alice up but Alice kicks her right in the clamshell! The referee's eyes widen at this blatant low shot and seems unsure of whether to call it or not. As Addy is on her knees, holding her lady parts, Alice gets a running start, and she plows right through Addy with a shining wizard. Alice scrambles into a cover, and yells at the ref to count. Hesistant, the referee does so. One... Two... Three... Kickout! The crowd erupts into a huge ovation for Addy. Alice stares in disbelief. Chris Avery: She kicked out! She kicked out of Two Faced!Alice shakes her head as she looks from Addy to the ref. Addy starts stumbling to her feet. Alice just stares, amazed and impressed. Addy shouts at Alice to give her the best shot, egging her on. Alice goes for it but Addy ducks, spins her around and HITS THAT STUNNER!! Billy: THERE IT IS!!Addy covers with FULL Swallowing SWAG! One! Two! Three! The crowd pops and Addy sits up and the official points to her as the winner! Billy: ADDY A IS VICTORIOUS BACK ON CLASH!!Chris Avery: OHHHH MAN!! THE SWALLOWING ARE BACK!! THIS SUNDAY THEY'RE BOTH IN THE BATTLEBOWL!!Billy: AND I DON'T THINK FOR ONE SECOND ANYONE CAN TAKE IT EXCEPT THESE TWO!Chris Avery: IT'LL BE TOUGH!!We fade out as Addy is on the turnbuckles celebrating!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:49:04 GMT -5
Chris Page Is Here!
The words “Live Via Satellite from Los Angeles, California” appear on the bottom right-hand portion of the screen where Chris Page can be seen with the Crypto.com Arena for FIGHT’S “VENOM” telecast looking like a million bucks, a smirk on his face as he starts to address the camera. CHRIS PAGE: Hello again Action Wrestling, I sure do wish I could be there tonight but as you may or may not know… I’m kind of a big deal whose presence is needed all over the world, such as tonight in Los Angeles versus being down in the Big Easy. I mean, it wasn’t an incredibly hard decision for me to make, am I right?Chris states with a wink into the camera. CHRIS PAGE: I’ll be the first to admit that when I stopped by last week to leave an open contract that the last place I’d find myself is challenging for a Championship, especially when I’ve made it clear since goddamn October of LAST YEAR that titles aren’t what drive me any longer, yet in the same breath I also stated that if federations dictate opportunities that I would add those titles to my collection as I’ve done with any other title I’ve sought after. The CBS Championship has been tossed my way, and I couldn’t be any more excited…Chris says as he rolls his eyes. CHRIS PAGE: I mean, I guess I did kinda do this to myself by presenting an open contract, but damn… I also thought I’d be challenged with something that I could sink my teeth into versus something that I’ll use a prop once I leave Battlebowl with another victory under my belt on this 2022 Chris Page Retirement Tour. Now, it seems to me that Roman Cunt is a little perturbed because I happen to steal the spotlight each and every time I walk into a locker room; it’s okay bud, one day you might be; and I use that term very loosely, but you might reach four calibers beneath me but never carry the big dick stick that I do. Chris takes a moment before he continues on. CHRIS PAGE: Instead of condemning me for being a REAL draw within this business go ahead and prop yourself up on leveling me a spear in order to make yourself look like you’re more of a threat than you truly are. You crave acknowledgment, right? It’s not like we haven’t seen this schtick more often than not so allow me to applaud your creativity and originality because that shit is on par with some Bitch Ass Rook. The crowd laughs at the statement which draws a smile from CCP. CHRIS PAGE: When we shift to the other side of the coin with Claire Hawkins I want it to be known that I didn’t ask for this opportunity, I didn’t expect to be cast in this affair but now that I am I’ve got no choice but to take away that Championship that you covet the most. It pains me to be put in this position because while Championships don’t drive me, I do have a reputation to uphold which means that in just six short days the sands in your CBS Championship hourglass is going to run out with the crowning of a new Champion. There’s a brief pause before Chris states. CHRIS PAGE: Don’t worry though, I’ll beat Roman for it. The crowd pops huge! CHRIS PAGE: Now, if you’ll excuse me I’ve got some CCPE business to tend to with my guys Sebastian Everett Bryce and Joe Montouri get to. Being successful, being the pulse of the business means you continue to outwork everyone… even at fifty-two years old. I’ll see you both at Battlebowl.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:50:30 GMT -5
Lets rewind back to the first Evolution on June 10th in 2018 with the FIRST EVER Hell in a Cell in Action Wrestling history! The co-President Gravedigger was locked in an intense rivalry for over 15 years with OG Bishop and it needed to be settled in the deadliest cage of all!
Bishop slowly gets up and Priest starts yelling at him. The two brothers argue but then Bishop says something, pointing at the Hell In A Cell itself. Priest grins and nods. The two brothers climb out of the ring and walk out of the cell. Billy: Where the hell are they going?! Are they leaving?!Chris Avery: What are they doing?Bishop and Priest grab one of the cell panels and they both yell out as they use their strength to rip off one of the cell panels. They drop it across the barricade that holds the fans back. Bishop and Priest both step through the hole and back into the cell. Priest reaches in and grabs Gravedigger’s leg, pulling him out of the ring. Gravedigger starts fighting off both brothers, but Bishop nails him with a knee to the midsection. Bishop picks Gravedigger up into powerbomb position. Chris Avery: HOLY SHIT! NO WAY!Bishop powerbombs Gravedigger onto the cell panel, slightly bending it and then yells out as he lifts Gravedigger a second time and drops him hard onto the cell panel, completely bending it. Bishop gestures for one of the referees as he puts a foot on Gravedigger’s chest and roars out. 1...2...3!! DING DING DING "Invasion (Goldberg)" by Chris Poulet plays as Bishop walks back over to the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope. He gets up as the referee walks over holding his arm up in victory. Bishop walks over and gets on the second turnbuckle overlooking Gravedigger and he roars out in victory as the crowd comes unglued. Billy: SHITFIRE!! I can’t believe it! I saw it with my own eyes just feet away from me and I still can’t believe it!! Bishop has beaten Gravedigger and it was in a Hell In A Cell match!Chris Avery: Well, believe it, Billy! It happened! Bishop has overcome Gravedigger! It took damn near 15 years to do it, but he did do it! Tonight, Jill Park and Carter Shaw enter into the Hell in a Cell to finish their months-long rivalry once and for all. The first ever SINGLES match inside a Hell in a Cell on Monday Night Clash!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:53:34 GMT -5
Cousin Harper vs. Odin Balfore(c) Billy: Welcome back to Monday Night Clash and it's time for the Television Championship!Our Lady Peace hit the airwaves and the crowd boos as James Payne comes out leading his big fucking Cousin Harper behind him down the ramp. The music slowly fades as Payne begins to cut a promo in to the microphone. James Payne: First of all, let me get this out of the way, but I'm VERY sorey to Tatiana Jolee, one of the greatest Canadian wrestlers of all time and she's a GOD DAMN CANADIAN PRINCESS!!The crowd is booing as both get into the ring. Payne is FRUSTRATED that everyone is booing. James Payne: Oh shut up!! You dumb Americans would never understand the honor, the pride and THE HERITAGE of Tatiana Jolee! SHES A CANADIAN PRINCESS, DAMN IT!!The crowd boos even louder. James Payne: I know it was my fault for last weeks mistake and that's on me, but let me just tell you right now that my big Cousin Harper is going to take care of business tonight. We're going to do this for Tatiana, aren't we?Cousin Harper smiles and nods. James Payne: So come on out, Odin! Lets get this over with.. it's time we take that Television Championship.. FOR THE HERITAGE!! FOR JOLEE!!The crowd boos Billy: She's not in Heritage, aye?Chris Avery: She's not.. so she says!“With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes.. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part. Crowd: The battle is.. already won! Odin gets into the ring and Payne and Harper just straight up attack him!! Billy: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!Odin fights back and grabs the throat of Payne and picks him up but Harper slaps him across the face!! Odin drops Payne and Payne rolls to the corner coughing from being choked out! Odin hits a clothesline on Harper but Harper just eats it and hits a clothesline back on Odin! Odin goes for another one but Payne kicks Odin in the dick from behind!! Billy: GOD DAMN IT!! THIS WAS A SET UP!!Chris Avery: THIS WAS A GOD DAMN SET UP!!Harper is stomping on Odins back as Payne is demanding Harper to hit him with more and more! Harper picks up Odin.. Billy: OH DONT DO IT!!Harper hits a POWERBOMB on Odin Balfore in the middle of the ring!! Odin sits up and Harper just picks him up again and hits a second powerbomb in the middle of the ring on Odin!! Billy: GOD DAMN!! BACK TO BACK POWERBOMBS!!Chris Avery: THATS HARPERS FINISHER TWO TIMES!!Odin is still pulling himself off the mat and Harper flips him into the air and hits a third straight powerbomb in the middle of the ring!! Billy: THREE TIMES!! THREE POWERBOMBS!!Chris Avery: JESUS CHRIST!!James grabs the Television Championship and kneels over Odin and smashes the belt in the head of Odin! He smashes it a second time! A third time! A fourth time! and a FIFTH time!! Odin is out on the mat as James stands up with the Television title and goes and grabs a microphone.. as Harper puts his boot in the throat of Odin! Billy: COME ON! HE SMASHED THE BELT INTO THE HEAD OF ODIN FIVE TIMES!!James has the microphone.. James Payne: YOU BIG STUPID BASTARD!! FOR WHAT YOU DID TO OUR PRIDE AND HONORABLE CANADIAN PRINCESS TATIANA JOLEE YOU WILL PAY!! YOU WILL PAY FOREVER!! YOU WILL ALWAYS PAY!! YOU SCREWED JOLEE AND IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!!The crowd boos as James Payne stands up and looks at the Television Championship.. James Payne: Odin.. I'll see you at Battlebowl.. and when I win this Television Championship.. I'm going to rename it the Canadian Championship!The crowd boos. James Payne: You.. big.. dumb.. bastard!Payne throws the belt down on the head of Odin and he turns away from the action as Harper roars into the air with his arms and James Payne is happy as fuck! Billy: Odin and Payne?! At Battlebowl? For the Television Championship!?Chris Avery: Thats what he said!! What a match that will be! Billy: Oh God, he said he's going to rename the belt if he wins it! Lets all hope that doesn't happen!Chris Avery: They're doing it for Tatiana Jolee and you're saying she's NOT in Heritage?!Billy: She's not! I think.. she's not, right?Chris Avery: I just don't know!Payne and Harper are celebrating on the ramp as Odin is sitting up against the ropes and he's MAD AS FUCK. The scene fades to commercials.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:55:15 GMT -5
Bacchus Talks His Shit
As we return from commercial, “Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger hits the PA to a roar from the crowd! The Actiontron lights up with the familiar image of SuitedChimpWithAPistol.jpeg before the curtain parts. Johnny Bacchus saunters out onto the stage in his standard entrance attire of a navy biker jacket, jeans, and an American flag-print bandana pulled up over his nose and mouth. As he pulls it down and enthusiastic strikes a pose, the crowd roars once more! Chris Avery: The newly dubbed Rascal King is here in the Big Easy! And listen to the roar of that crowd!Billy: First time the little Commie has “graced us” with his presence since his return.Chris Avery: Two weeks ago, Johnny Bacchus returned after suffering an ankle injury in November against Downfall in the semi-finals of the Wrestler of the Year Tournament! Last week in Atlantic City, he showed us that ankle is more than healed when he went blow-for-blow with the King of All Wrestlers, Corey Black, and came just shy of what would have been a stunning return. But if there’s one thing we’ve learned about Johnny Bacchus after an electric first year in the business – he never says die and refuses to stay down.Making his way down the ramp, Johnny removes the bandana and whips it into the crowd! He stops to slap hands and take selfies with fans – Wu Tang is for the children, after all – and slides straight into the ring. He makes a circle, egging on the roars of the crowd and soaking in the ovation before retrieving a microphone from Adilene Floyd. With his music dying, he takes to the center of the ring, an impish grin overtakes his face. When he raises the microphone to his mouth, his voice is coy. Johnny Bacchus: Hiiiiii.As the crowd erupts, his smile becomes a grin. He thrusts the mic into the air, taking in the warm reception of the New Orleans crowd before pulling it back down, charging to the ropes and draping himself over them, his voice now bellowing out. Johnny Bacchus: CAN I TALK MY SHIT AGAIN?!?Another eruption from the crowd! Bacchus bounces energetically on the middle rope, seemingly in danger of tumbling off at any moment, before he hops down and makes his way back to the center of the ring, pacing in a circle with nervous energy. Johnny Bacchus: You know, when I returned three weeks ago, there were a lot of people in that ring furious to see me there. Hell, when I went down back in November, there were a lot of people in the back PRAYING that they wouldn’t have to see me AGAIN. A year ago, I walked into this company and started from the bottom. I talked hard, I fought harder, took my story and made history. And now? I’m here. And to quote the Bard, “I will never stop like I’m running from the cops – hopped up in my car and told the chauffeur ‘to the top’. Life is like a [CENSORED] rollercoaster, then it drops… but what should I scream for? This is MY theme park.’”The crowd pops appreciatively! Billy: Was that a rapper?Chris Avery: Yes.When the crowd dies, he continues. Johnny Bacchus: And there’s people who take umbrage with that big talk. Ya see, I made a career betting on myself – every week I go all-in, no matter the stakes, and I trust the beat of my own drum when I dance. I can’t fake humble because your ass is insecure. I wear my heart on my sleeve, uncover my face before I step in that ring, and I go mask off on this mic. But I only speak the truth, and I only observe what my third eye sees. I see a lot of fresh faces, but I see a looooot of snakes in the grass. I lost enough money on video poker yesterday to know you can call a spade and spade, so lemme say this to anyone crying about me calling them a detestable slug.Johnny’s voice drops to a mocking whine, holding a hand up to mime wiping tears away, before his mouth twists into a devilish grin and he looks directly in the camera. Johnny Bacchus: I’m right until you prove me wrong. That’s always how it’s been in Toon World. So if you wanna have some issues with my Vermin List, Regan…The audience boos at the name! Johnny Bacchus: Or Gerard Angelo…The audience boos at the name! Johnny Bacchus: Or DanFehl…A sort of mixed reaction! Johnny Bacchus: Or Tatiana Jolee…A DECIDEDLY mixed reaction! Johnny Bacchus: Shut me up. Prove me wrong. Because I’m here – I ain’t going anywhere – and while I may have come shy against a man who’s been in the business long enough that is career is old enough to drink…He takes a moment to savor what he’s going to say. Johnny Bacchus: I’ve proven myself remarkably difficult to be rid of. And at Havoc I’m going over the locker room like one of my references. Or maybe Corey Black whips Winnie the Pooh’s ass, so I can be the cutest, smartest, cleverest little boy until he drags me into main event at XIII.A cheer – but an agog cheer – for this suggestion! Johnny grins wickedly once more before composing himself. Johnny Bacchus: So… who gon’ stop me, huh? You, Gerry-Boy? You, DanFehl? King Rat or Jillybean? It don’t matter – this is an open invitation, and my head’s worth it’s weight in gold more than any plate on a belt. My Battlebowl is free – my mouth’s wide open – and my Louis Bs could use a polishing on someone’s dome. Who wants to a ticket to Toon World?The crowd EXPLODES! Chris Avery: Johnny Bacchus wants a fight!Billy: And lord knows he’s got plenty of enemies.Chris Avery: The question is now: who answers the challenge?Billy: And if you really want to burst his bubble, the answer should be no one!A hush falls as a the curtain parts, and a tuxedoed ring attendant makes his way out. He carrie’s a silver tray with an envelope reading RSVP in elegant cursive on it, matching professionally down the ramp. Billy: Who the hell is this?Bacchus regards the man with wry amusement. As the impeccably dressed man enters the ring, he walks up to Johnny and presents the envelop on the platter. The Rascal King’s eyes go to it, back to the man, and then back again. He takes the envelope, and the camera focuses in on the pink wax seal and the image it portrays: (´・(oo)・`)
The image shows on the Actiontron, and the crowd emits a chorus of boos in recognition. Johnny tears open the envelope and retrieves a letter inside, his eyes darting back and forth over the unseen contents. After a moment, he looks back to the attendant with grim intensity before he raises his microphone. Johnny Bacchus: Tell Dutch I accept.He drops the mic and backs away as “Flagpole Sitta” hits and the crowd erupts! As Johnny slides out of the ring, his eyes dart around – cautiously checking for anyone lurking or ready to pounce. He walks up the ramp, this same demeanor the entire way, even as the crowd continues to cheer him on. Chris Avery: Johnny Bacchus. Regan Voorhees. Now THIS will be a match to keep your eyes on at Battlebowl!Billy: THIS could be an ugly one.Chris Avery: These two have traded barbs for month, only stepping in the ring together for the first time a few weeks ago. And now we’ll finally get them one-on-one!Johnny checks the curtain before stepping through. Satisfied of no awaiting ambush, he looks back down to the man in the ring before he steps into the back.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:58:32 GMT -5
Sam Kidsgrove vs Cherry Vega
We come back from break with Sam Kidsgrove already in the ring, Zooey at ringside. Sam is holding down a microphone. Sam Kidsgrove: Cherry Vega, I'm going to keep this short and sweet. In this ring tonight, you won't make your name in defeating me. You can try, and boy do I hope you do, but tonight is the reignition of Sam Kidsgrove. You, unluckily, pulled the first number. Sam smiles and puts the mic on the apron, motioning toward the stage. Billy: Strong words from Sam Kidsgrove.Mission of Burma's bombastic "That's How I Escaped My Certain Fate" explodes over the PA System, with Cherry Vega charging out as the lead vocals kick in, shouting along with the verse as she makes her way down the ramp, barrelling towards the ring with reckless abandon, with little pomp or circumstance, sans her air-drumming along to the fills. Adilene Floyd: And making her way to the ring at this time, representing SFG! Fighting out of the Harbor Point Estates and weighing in tonight at one hundred, eleven pounds! Cherry Vega!Mouthing the words to her own introduction, Cherry pulls herself up onto the apron as Adilene finishes, stepping underneath the middle rope and into the ring. Screaming incomprehensible nonsense to further rile up the crowd, she makes her way towards her corner as "That's How I Escaped My Certain Fate" begins to fade out. Chris Avery: Plucky upstart Cherry Vega looks to take down a veteran stalwart.Billy: I don't think either of them would appreciate the words you used to describe them.The ref calls for the bell! DING DING DINGCherry runs full send across the ring and lines up a boot to the face of Kidsgrove! Sam shakes it off, but by then Vega has hit the ropes and come back with a stiff forearm! This sends Sam out to the floor holding his jaw in disbelief, Cherry has hit the OTHER side ropes and comes torpedoing in with a suicide dive sending Kidsgrove into the barricade! Billy: What a barrage of offense!Cherry grabs Sam by the head and throws him back into the ring, Kidsgrove is up and catches Cherry coming in with an overhead belly to belly suplex! Chris Avery: That looked like Vega could have seen the curvature of the Earth!Billy: Remind me to ask her if it's flat or not.Kidsgrove, obviously furious with the world, runs at Cherry and leaps through the air landing with a leg drop putting his full weight across her chest. He steps over and grabs Cherry around the waist, peeling her off the mat and flinging her backward in a german suplex! Zooey is shouting at ringside, Sam dives into a cover! 1! 2! NO Cherry kicks out! Billy: Man those were two brutal throws.Chris Avery: Cherry is - or well has been - a tag wrestler so far, she's used to being able to catch a little wind on the apron.Sam grabs Cherry and whips her through the air in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, then transitions right into a DDT, and floats over that into a back mount and drops a couple of BIG elbows! Switching to a pin-down technique, Sam once again grabs Cherry around the waist and lifts her into a powerbomb but the uses the momentum to flip over and execute a sunset flip! 1! 2! NO Kidsgrove is out, Cherry lighting quick hops over and locks the arms in a crucifix! 1! 2! Another kickout from Sam, Cherry keeps hold of the arm - LA MAHISTRAL! 1! 2! NO Kidsgrove kicks out again, the action is fast and furious! Cherry steps up to a shoulder mount and rolls through in a victory roll that Sam blocks, holds her upside down in a wheelbarrow and walks to a turnbuckle - he flings her up and forward pancaking Cherry on the top buckle! She's dazed in the corner, Sam lifts her to the top - climbing up after her! Chris Avery: Cherry almost had him a couple times but Sam Kidsgrove is looking to put this one to an end.He hits a HUGE superplex from the top rope and bounces off the mat and just covers her!! ONE! TWO!! THREE!! SHE KICKS UP BUT KIDSGROVE GOT IT!! DING DING DING Billy: KIDSGROVE IS YOUR WINNER!!Chris Avery: SAM KIDSGROVE IS VICTORIOUS TONIGHT!
Kidsgrove celebrates with a win as he gets up and we quickly fade to a commercial..
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 3:00:03 GMT -5
Tag Champ on Tag Champ Violence?
Suddenly, the opening power chords of "Carry The Flame" by Unleash the Archers hit on the PA, and on the tron the shield motif of the Vanguard comes on the video, interspersed with footage of Downfall and Dionysus' team hitting several moves in the Havoc match, and their clasp of hands in the middle of the ring. "All the time we had is wasted and gone, and all I ask is one moment more Hold fast onto that flickering flame, or tell me what has all this been for But I need you to remember, the power was in you all along You must remain despite all the pain and bring hope to those who have none Promise me you will be the one..." Downfall and Dionysus walk out onto the stage from opposite sides, and the partners head straight to the ring, each one carrying their half of the Tag Team titles and looking like they mean business. They're both wearing their ring gear and are dressed to fight. They don't make a show of playing to the crowd, or holding their arms up in the air, they slide in the ring and Downfall goes over to the timekeeper, taking a mic. Downfall: Dion and I have had a week to regroup from the ladder match. We're banged up, we're taped up, and understandably not at 100% after being thrown off the top of one ladder, through my partner and through another ladder. But more than that, what we are, is very, very pissed off. So...He turns to the entrance ramp, bellowing. Downfall: GRRRINDHOUSE!! GET YOUR THUMB LOOKIN ASSES OUT HERE!Downfall starts pacing back and forth, with the Tag title belt on one shoulder, but flexes his wrists and cracks his neck to the side in the manner of someone who's ready to make his presence felt. Dionysus takes the mic from him. Although calmer, Dion's words are cold. Dionysus: Griiiiindhooooooouse, come out and plaaaayaaaaaaay!!!Again, nothing happens, and their opponents don't come out onto the ramp. Downfall is starting to get irritable, and he grips the ropes. At length, the opening drum beats to Dope’s “Debonaire” thump through the arena followed by the driving guitars. After a few seconds of it Joey Scala emerges from the back, wearing the Interim Tag title belt, and smiling as he takes a mic out. He stops at the top of the entrance ramp and surveys the scene. Joey Scala: Downfall, my man, how does it feel knowing that you came up short yet again? That you won't be getting another chance at being the World Champion like you were for five minutes... and that very soon, you won't be able to call yourself a "champion" at all.Downfall, already incensed, takes offense to that. He drapes the title on the mat in front of him, making it a line in the sand, and motions to Scala, "COME AND TAKE IT, BITCH!" Joey Scala: Holden and I told you, we are the sword that shatters the shield, we are the one that break through the Vanguard. Just like we broke both of you through that ladder.Dionysus: You sure, Scala? Because last I checked, neither of us are broken. What you did was akin to pulling our pigtails to get our attention. Which, I'll admit, it wasn't exactly something I was thinking a pair of flunkies would do. You know, rub the two braincells they have together and come up with an idea like that. You think you're the sword that shatters the shield? We're the shield that cracks the blade. So tell me, Scala...which part of you do you want broken first?Downfall: Yeah, I've had enough talking. Where's your partner at, I want both of you to walk your little asses down here and receive this unholy reckoning you've earned.Joey Scala: Don't you worry about that, all you need to know is at Battleground you hoes are facing your last stand, and we're gonna show you we mean it real soon!!Suddenly, Holden Ross storms into the ring, clubbing Downfall from behind and sending him stumbling forward. Dionysus turns to him, and Holden and Dionysus begin exchanging right hands and punches to the midsection. Joey Scala hurries into the ring, stomping Downfall down into the corner. Scala lifts Downfall up, giving him knees to the midsection, but Downfall fires away with right hands! Both teams are going at it in a wild melee in the middle of the ring, and it gets so heated that soon they're colliding together in a big tangle of all four men. Holden punching at Downfall, Downfall punching at Scala, Scala booting Dionysus furiously in the gut, all four men throwing haymakers! The referees come running down to the ring to break up the fight! Chris Avery: GRINDHOUSE AND VANGUARD ARE GOING TO WAR!Billy: WE KNEW THIS WAS COMING EVER SINCE PASTERNAK BOOKED THE INTERIM TITLE MATCH! WE KNEW THIS WAS GONNA EXPLODE!As a referee is pulling Downfall off, Scala clobbers him with a backfist! Downfall's head snaps to the side, but his eyes are glaring like hot coals as he looks back up with a snarl! Suddenly, he lunges forward, despite the crew of referees now dedicated to holding his arms! Chris Avery: We gotta restore some order!!As the referees try to pull Grindhouse out of the way, Downfall slips out of the grasp of the two referees holding each arm and he slides in, blasting Holden Ross with a superkick to the side of the head! Holden Ross drops to one knee, stunned! Chris Avery: BEAST KICK!Downfall stands over Holden Ross, pointing and shouting choice words. Downfall turns his head, snapping at the referees not to touch him, but then, Joey Scala comes forward, getting between the refs holding his arms and punting Downfall straight in the dick! Downfall groans, and doubles over! Scala swarms over Downfall, despite the referees trying to get an arm around his midsection, and Scala gives him clubs to the back! Scala looks to be setting Downfall in position for the Spano Driver! Referees are trying to pull Scala away! Dionysus, enraged, intervenes, shrugging off restraints, and jumps from the second rope, clearing the refs and landing a knee into Scala's face! Billy: CORPORATE ACTION!Chris Avery: No amount of referees are able to hold these two teams back!Billy: Call the National Guard, shit, I don't know!!Dionysus flares an elbow out, knocking an incoming Holden Ross away a few steps, and throwing off a restraining arm of a referee, and he grips Joey Scala by the arm, attempting to pull him in to a Grapevine, but Holden Ross comes back in with a double axehandle to the back. Holden Ross grabs a referee by his shirt, throwing him out of the ring, and shouting. The two biggest men turn to each other, and they begin throwing bombs at each other. Holden cuts Dion off by raking his eyes violently, and Dionysus turns away, scrubbing at his eyes. Now Ross goes to lift Dionysus up for a Dominator, but he has trouble lifting someone his size, and Dionysus fights him off with elbows to the side of the head. Dionysus slides down the side, turns Holden Ross around and sends him to the ropes... just as Downfall, his face beet red, gets in position, and it looks like Dionysus is about to hit the pop-up powerbomb into TWO WOLVES! Chris Avery: They're calling for it! The Tag champs! They're going for Two Wolves!!As Holden Ross hits the ropes, but just before he falls into Dion's arms for the pop-up lift, Joey Scala grabs Holden Ross by the foot, dragging him out of the ring to safety. The crowd boo's loudly as Two Wolves is averted, and Downfall turns around quickly, enraged. Billy: Nobody home!Referees are blocking Grindhouse from getting back in the ring, but the Interim Tag champs point and shout at Dionysus and Downfall, Scala shouting "YOU NEVER GOT US!" In the ring, Downfall kicks the ropes in frustration, and tries to chase after him, but refs and ringside officials have all cleared out, blocking the way. Dionysus, breathing heavy, nonetheless laughs at Grindhouse, holding his arms out and yelling to the crowd: Dionysus: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAAAAAAAAAINED?!Chris Avery: The Vanguard wanted to get their hands on the team that's been hounding them for weeks! They almost got a piece of them tonight!Billy: This shiz is gonna explode at Battlebowl!!Both teams, separated by the refs, taunt each other and dare each other to get back in the ring as Grindhouse walk up the ramp, holding the Interim Tag title belts up.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 3:01:39 GMT -5
The top moment in Hell in a Cell history takes us back to Evolution II on June 9th in 2019! Dandy DiVito and Sam Kidsgrove fought in multiple countries for multiple months over the United States Championship and it came to a CRASHING end during their brutal, violent Hell in a Cell match! Chris Avery: FOR REAL.. SOMEONE GET THEM DOWN!Dandy gets up and picks up Kidsgrove and puts him between his legs.. Billy: WHAT IS DANDY DOING?!Dandy picks up Kidsgrove and hits a powerbomb on top of the Hell in a Cell! Chris Avery: A STIFF POWERBOMB!Dandy keeps the clench and lifts him up and hits a second powerbomb! The cage starts to bend.. Billy: WAIT!! THE CAGE IS BREAKING!! WAIT!!Dandy screams out in pure frustration and motive to kill, he picks up Kidsgrove one last time high in the air.. Chris Avery: HOLY SHIT NOOOOO!!!Billy: NOOOOO!!Dandy slams Kidsgrove down for a third powerbomb and the roof gives way and the two of them fall through the cage and they land hard on the ring! Billy: SHITFIRE THEY'RE DEAD!! WE KILLED EM!! DANDY AND KIDSGROVE ARE DEAD!!Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!Billy: WE NEED HELP NOW!!!The crowd doesn't believe it as Kidsgrove and Dandy are laying right next to each other in a heap of fucking death as Kidsgrove was just powerbombed through the roof of the Hell in a Cell by Dandy.. Medics rush from around the ringside area and get to the Hell in a Cell door as agents and producers rush from the back as well trying to get into the cage and the crowd is shocked when the ref rolls in and notices a pin.. The ref bends down and counts the pinfall.. ONE! TWO! THREE!! Billy: WHAT?!DING DING DING Chris Avery: WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?The ref rolls out of the ring as the Hell in a Cell slowly starts lifting up as medics and producers get into the ring and the ref gets to Adilene Floyd.. Adilene Floyd: Winner by pinfall.... ... Adilene Floyd: AND STIIIILLLLL UNITED STATES CHAMPION...Crowd boos. Adilene Floyd: DANDY DIIIIVIIITOOOOOOOO...No theme music plays as the scene is still scary as Dandy nor Kidsgrove have moved. Tonight, Jill Park and Carter Shaw enter into the Hell in a Cell to finish their months-long rivalry once and for all. The first ever SINGLES match inside a Hell in a Cell on Monday Night Clash!
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