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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 1:55:55 GMT -5
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome everybody to CruiserClash and we're just SIX NIGHTS AWAY from Battlebowl!Katta Pult: Huge implications tonight when Battlebowl superstars compete against each other! Tonight, #1 Contender Karlie Nash takes on the former Cruiserweight Champion Andre Jenson, too!Jimmy Garcia: And we're ready to kick things off with a HUGE match up right now!
Spayde Martinez vs. Dre Dre Tolliver Jimmy Garcia: We're about to witness history in the making, folks! Dre Dre Tolliver is here and ready for action-packed action!Katta Pult: Calm down, Jimmy. You forgot to mention he's up against an absolute tank of a fighter… Spayde Martinez."Make way for the King" kicks in and the arena lights starts flashing seemingly randomly until it focuses on the stage as Dre Dre enters the arena. He poses before heading to the ring with cockiest of the cocky struts. As he makes his way to the ring he blows kisses at the women in the front row and he flips his middle finger to the guys. He pauses at the apron... Ethan Miller: Entering the ring, it's Dre Dre ... Tolllllllllllllllllllllllllliveeeeeeeeeeeeer!!He rolls under the bottom rope and slumps in the corner of the ring with a childish smirk on his face. Katta Pult: I give it three minutes against Spayde before he can't physically smile anymore."Ace of Spades” by Motorhead hits the PA and the cameras search the arena. They eventually come to discover Spayde Martinez making her way through the crowd. Spayde jumps the security railing and climbs into the ring as the crowd boos her like crazy. Spayde slides under the bottom rope of the ring and she spooks Ethan Miller so much that he bails from the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Here's someone who needs no introduction. They know her. They hate her. She is Spayde Martinez.Katta Pult: And in three minutes… Dre Dre Tolliver will be calling her daddy.Jimmy Garcia: …The two combatants square off and the opening bell tolls. Spayde comes in too hot with an attack and Dre Dre ducks it, going over to a corner to remove his gigantic cross necklace. Katta Pult: Good call. That's just one more way for Spayde to choke the life out of this newcomer.He places it over the ring post and turns around just in time to see Spayde charging in. She takes to the air with a knee directed right at Dre Dre's head… but he dodges it slightly… and it gets… uhh… Jimmy Garcia: OH NO!Katta Pult: She caught her knee on his shoulder and…Both are speechless, having just watched Spayde tumble awkwardly in the corner following that botched knee strike. Dre Dre is now against the ropes, clutching his shoulder. Katta Pult: This doesn't look good for Spayde Martinez.Jimmy Garcia: Or she's just playing possum, waiting for a moment to strike.Katta Pult: How dare you! She is one of the most honorable and respectable fighters on CruiserClash!Jimmy Garcia: Maybe on BizarroCruiserClash she is.The official checks on Spayde as she tries to hide the agony. Dre Dre approaches but he is warned that Spayde cannot continue. As he goes to call for the bell, Dre Dre shoves him aside and he drags Spayde up by her arm, wraps it around her throat, and drops her to the mat with a reverse dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane. Jimmy Garcia: DRE DAY!Katta Pult: That was uncalled for!Dre covers Spayde but the referee calls for the bell. Dre stands up and Spayde scoots over to the ropes to be checked by medical professionals. The official leans between the ropes and talks to Ethan Miller. Ethan Miller: The winner of this match… by referee stoppage… it's Dre Dre ... Tolllllllllllllllllllllllllliveeeeeeeeeeeeer!!His music hits and he basks in the disdain from the fans in attendance. Jimmy Garcia: What a disgusting way to win a match… but a win is a win…
Katta Pult: I can't believe we just saw something like that!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:00:45 GMT -5
New Women’s Champion!
The Smoothie King Center in New Orleans, Louisana, has been very precarious in their excitement from the amazing production hosted by the CruiserClash episode of Action Wrestling. However, given from last week's casino night, a lot of championships were exchanged and new champions were crowned. With the audience of New Orleans ready for more to come, the transition to the commentary station has been broadcast live to the viewers at home. Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to another episode of CruiserClash! Last week on the special edition of Casino Night, the Action Wrestling Women's Championship changed hands. Serenity Holmes had defeated Jessie Lee to become the youngest champion in Action Wrestling history!Katta Pult: Andre must be hella' proud to see his little girl already breaking barriers and exceeding expectations! She has to be going insane knowing that in just the third match of her professional career, she's already marked herself in the history books of Action Wrestling.Jimmy Garcia: The entire cruiserweight fanbase has been behind Serenity Holmes who has garnered the attention worldwide stemming from her father's legacy and now she has proven that she is of championship caliber.Katta Pult: She has requested to speak out tonight and you know what Jimmy, it's now!The camera transitions to Adilene Floyd centered in the ring with a microphone in her hand as she receives the cue from production to begin the introduction. Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time, she is the NEW Action Wrestling Women's Champion, "22nd Century Girl" Serenity Holmes!"Synthetic Sympathy" by Trash Boat immediately plays around the interior of the venue that sparks a powerful positive reaction from the festive audience to the sight of Serenity walking from the backstage area sporting the women's championship belt over her right shoulder. She stands center stage looking to her fans supporting her but a massive boom of praise explodes as she raises the belt over her head and throws her hat to the nearest ringside fan. Katta Pult: Damn! Look at her! This confidence in her has grown tremendously and she said she would accomplish what she set out for. Nothing about Serenity states that she's one of the usual arrogant second-generation wrestlers.She walks down the path to the apron side of the ring interacting with fans along the way. Her demeanor is positive, embracing but mostly graceful having to share this moment with the entire world. Serenity climbs up the steel steps before hoisting herself onto the middle turnbuckle where she raises the belt high above and points down at the fans at ringside again. The entire venue goes haywire with storming cheers towards the young champion who is enjoying the spotlight. Jimmy Garcia: There is nothing more to be said about this woman who has been one of the biggest head-turners on the cruiserweight roster. She has been nothing but a potential breakout star who is not only been a champion now but she will be entering the 2022 OG Bishop Memorial Battlebowl next week!Within the ring, Serenity shakes the hand of Adilene Floyd and takes the microphone from her grasp. Her entrance music has faded away and now the atmosphere has been blown away by chants of her name. She rolls her eyes unable to hide the childish smile until the audience dies down for her to speak. Serenity Holmes: Last week on Casino Night, I did the one thing I said I would do the moment I stepped foot into Action Wrestling at Revolution V. I was there backstage watching my father wrestle for the last time and I thought to myself, I wanted to be a champion not like him but for myself. I wanted to be a champion right off the bat, with no hesitation. I didn't want to wait around for an opportunity that was going to be handed to me. No, I immediately made my call at WCF Friday Night SLAM!The audience cheers again and Serenity smiled. She continued on her speech. Serenity Holmes: Jessie Lee had defeated Krystal Halestorm to become the Women's Champion at Evolution. The belt that had been created to start the trend of acknowledging all the women in professional wrestling. This championship on my shoulder was made to pay respect to all the women in this industry, especially the ones who paved way for us to be here. I'm talking about you, Aunty Bonnie! Congratulations on your Hall of Fame induction!Serenity waves to the camera and blows a kiss to her to the camera lens. Serenity Holmes: And with this championship over my right shoulder, I'm proud to say that I have already made history. Currently undefeated in any competition and because of that, I stand before you the new Action Wrestling Women's Champion!Every seat in the venue has become emptied due to the standing ovation from the raging audience. Serenity's confidence and position have elevated from the sheer amplification of her respected presence especially posing the belt over her head for all the world to see. She lets it rest on her right shoulder before speaking again on the microphone. Serenity Holmes: Now, even though I won this championship, let's get to the elephant in the room concerning the cruiserweight division and others who may share the same sentiment about me. There's a constant theme that Serenity Holmes was given opportunities or receives them because of my father. They all believe that in just three matches, I was handed the Women's Championship, my ticket into the Battlebowl instead of realizing that I earned these opportunities through the sheer hard work and determined efforts I know I did.The audience changes their tone to a negative matter reflecting the rumors spread around the locker room. Serenity nodded in agreement to how her fans felt and continued. Serenity Holmes: Well, here's to what I say to anyone who shares the sentiment. KISS. MY. ASS!!!Katta Pult: Woah!Jimmy Garcia: Well I'll be damned!Everyone goes absolutely in the venue. The commentary table is stunned by the remarks made by the young teenager but Serenity stands her ground and holds a firm grip on her championship belt. Her brownish eyes stare deeper into the camera lens and she continues on her rampage. Serenity Holmes: You can continue to make the same statement that was expected from my debut. Using my father as a way to throw me off my own game will be the oldest play in the book and unlike others who are second-generation wrestlers, I don't get frazzled by the mention of my dad. I welcome it. Continue to acknowledge that my father is one of the all-time greats to ever bless this ring and hold my name next to him because I am a legacy of multiple halls of fame wrestler who has won world championships across the entire world. I am the daughter of Andre Holmes but I'm also the 22nd Century Girl continuing his legacy!More positive cheers shower Serenity as she stands her ground. She doesn't fall back nor does she crumble but instead shows that she's willing to stay and fight for what she believes in. Serenity Holmes: And it starts at Battlebowl! Eight competitors in one match together will fight in the Battlebowl to secure the last spot at the 2022 Havoc Rumble. What do I have to say about that? Simple. There's only one person who is going to last out of every one simply because of what is true. The future stays with me and I am the future of Action Wrestling! There's no one else who will fight harder than me nor will ever show what it means to be a champion. I want to make history but not only being the youngest champion but also becoming the youngest world heavyweight champion in Action Wrestling history!Serenity throws down the microphone and holds up the women's championship belt above again. "Synthetic Sympathy" by Trash Boat replays around the interior of the venue leading the audience to cheer her name again as the segment passes on.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:03:58 GMT -5
Romeo Finet vs. Jessie Lee
The opening piano of Shimmy Shimmy Ya blares over the PA as the ActionTron lights up with the words "ROMEO H. FINET" spelled out one by one in blue cursive. The cruiserweight steps out from behind the curtain just as the horns hit, pauses at the top of the ramp with closed eyes and a deep breath, absorbing as much of the moment as he can. The drums kick in and he pops open his eyes and smiles wide as he heads down the ramp full of focus. He rolls under the bottom rope and throws his hands up in the middle of the ring to a modest pop from the crowd. Finet immediately begins running the ropes. Jimmy Garcia: Finet punched his ticket to the BattleBowl last week with a roll up on Jolee!Katta Pult: But it sounds to me like he’s still got a chip on his shoulder and plenty to prove here in Action Wrestling!Jimmy Garcia: Well if you want to talk about somebody who fights like they’ve got a chip on their shoulder, I think I’ve got somebody you should keep in mind….ONE FINGER AND A FIST, I'll CLAW MY WAY OUT OF ANY SITUATION! I GOT A 1 2 PUNCH I'll FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF ANY CONFRONTATION! While the unmistakable sound of Drowning Pools' One Finger and a Fist pumping throughout the arena, the various lights began to swirl and move about at a frantic pace. Yet, it was the alarmingly fierce-looking woman that walked out onto the Revolution1 stage that drew the attention of the fans. Clad in black leather and a mean look in her eyes, the woman stood at the top of the ramp; hands tagging on the inside of the black studded vest she wore. Ethan Miller: "Making her way to the ring from Perth, Western Australia......the Aussie Assault....Jessie Lee!"With the announcement of her name, the pugilist powerhouse descends down the rampway and proceeds to circle around the ring as she interacts with various fans along the way. Until she shifts her gaze to the ring, that is. With a sudden burst of speed, she slides into the ring and springs up to her feet; talking a metric ton of trash as she haphazardly throws her vest to the outside of the ring, then stomps across the ring toward Finet, jawing. Clearly, this Aussie was here to fight Jimmy Garcia: Clearly this Aussie is here to fight!Katta Pult: Is there an echo?Jimmy Garcia: Is there…an echo?The referee steps between the two jawjacking stars and coaxes just enough separation out of them to call for the bell. Jimmy Garcia: Lee charges at Finet but is hip tossed down. Lee back up and Finet with another hip toss. Lee charges one more time, the hiptoss blocked ths time…Finet instead swings for a clothesline which is ducked by Lee who gets behind Finet with a waistlock and then drills him into the mat with a german suplex. She releases it and is back to her feet before Finet. As Finet gets back up, Lee flies in with a low missile drop kick to his knee, sending him back down. She quickly follows up and looks for an inverted cloverleaf. Katta Pult: Finet battling out and grabs Lee…into a small package!ONE! TW—KICKOUT FROM LEE! Jimmy Garcia: He’s not going to pull that two weeks in a row!Both competitors get back to their feet and begin exchanging ferocious right hands. Lee gets the upper hand, hitting two in a row and then goes for a discus clothesline which Finet ducks and goes behind Lee. He absolutely LAUNCHES her with a german suplex of his own. Jimmy Garcia: No! Lee backflipped out of it and landed on her feet! Finet doesn’t know though and here she comes from behind with a bulldog!Katta Pult: Finet caught her and used her moment to launch her over the top rope and to the floor outside! What an adjustment from Finet!Without missing a beat Finet bounces off the far ropes and suicide dives between them, striking Lee with an elbow to the chest that knocks her back into the guard rail. The front row grabs her and holds her up, cheering their encouragement. Finet follows up quick and charges in with a flying cross body block. Jimmy Garcia: Ducked by Lee and Finet is in the front row! As he’s struggling to his feet, Lee hops up on the guard rail and…Katta Pult: SUPER(WO)MAN PUNCH! She absolutely cold-cocked Romeo Finet! He is out!As the crowd pops for action right in their laps, hoists the larger Finet up and over the guard rail. She lugs him back to the ring and rolls him in. Jimmy Garcia: He’s completely out, it’s like she’s lugging around a sack of potatoes.Katta Pult: She slides in after him and covers…ONE! TWO! THREEKICKOUT BY ROMEO! Jimmy Garcia: Looks like those potatoes have a little KICK to them, Katta! He JUST got his shoulder up!Lee stays aggressive though and pulls her opponent back up and doubles him over with a kick to the midsection. She shoves his head between her legs and then points to the turnbuckle as the crowd pops. Jimmy Garcia: Dead Drop coming up!! Finet is up…Katta Pult: Finet with right hands! He slips off her shoulders, lifts a knee to her midsection and–Jimmy Garcia: Oh GOD a snap suplex right into the turnbuckles for Jessie Lee! He may have broken her in half! He scrambles into a pin!ONE! TWO! THREE! That’s it! Katta Pult: No no no! The referee is waving it off! He’s pointing to Jessie Lee’s foot on the bottom rope!Jimmy Garcia: Finet is celebrating! He doesn’t see the referee waving it off!Finet is up on the second rope, taking in what he THINKS is adulation while half the crowd is pointing behind him. Lee is back up to her feet by the time he looks back over his shoulder. Without a moment’s hesitation, Finet hops to the top rope and launches himself into a moonsault. Lee with a split second reaction drop kicks him in the gut while mid-air and upside down! Jimmy Garcia: WHAT A DROPKICK BY LEE! And they’re both down again!They both slowly stagger up to their feet and Jessie Lee fires up with a forearm, but Romeo ducks and rolls her up! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING She kicks out but it's too late! Romeo springs up to his feet and he raises his arms up in the air as Lee can't believe it! She slaps her legs in frustration and is yelling at the official but the official is saying it was the full three! Jimmy Garcia: Can't believe he got it!Katta Pult: Romeo has put together quite the resume on CruiserClash so far! Can you imagine if he wins Battlebowl this Sunday? He will enter LAST in the Havoc Rumble!We fade to a commercial..
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:04:34 GMT -5
Karlie Nash Speaks… Jade Riley: Please welcome my guest at this time, Karlie Nash. Tonight in your final match before Battlebowl you face Andre Jenson, what are your thoughts going into this match?Karlie Nash: Tonight Jade is history, the first time Andre Jenson and I face each other one on one, in Action Wrestling, and history will be made tonight I beat Andre one two three.Jade Riley: Is tonight a statement to Teo, as to what he should expect at Battlebowl.Karlie Nash: People discredit my abilities outside the tag team division, but everyone knows how good I am inside a wrestling, last week Spayde Martinez found that out, tonight Andre will too, is tonight a statement to Teo, no, it’s a message to not take me lightly, I want Teo to sit and watch how I dissect Andre inside the ring, tonight I want Teo to realize that whatever people think of me I’m just as good as he is or maybe I'm just better then him.Karlie then looks into the camera. Karlie Nash: Andre I hope you're ready. I hope that you have put last week behind and are focused on me tonight, because if you aren’t focused on me, then your night won’t go very smoothly, not that I intend to go lightly on you anyway. Andre If you’re walking into tonight, taking me lightly, our first one on one match, may be our last.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:05:55 GMT -5
UTI World Title Shoelace Johnson vs. Kneecaps Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash, folks! It's time for the match you've all been waiting for!Katta Pult: That's right! It's time for Shoelace Johnson versus Kneecaps for the UTI World Title! What a treat and what a cross promotional moment for both companies!The bell rings and Kneecaps and Shoelace Johnson circle each other. Jimmy Garcia: Both men know the others prowess and it's all about waiting for that opening!Katta Pult: That's right and-Before she can finish her thought, the sound cuts momentarily and the building is cloaked in black. Jimmy Garcia: What the what?!As the lights come back, Kneecaps and Johnson are laid out flat in the middle of the ring, coated in red. Katta Pult: Oh my God! What are they doing here?!The crowd falls silent as The Walkers stand over the fallen wrestlers, red dripping from each of their own mouths. The screen quickly flashes to show the Battlebowl graphic and then goes black once more.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:06:40 GMT -5
#1 Contenders to the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships Lucha World Order vs. Rulers of Our Kind Jimmy Garcia: Can you believe we're about to have number one contenders for the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship?!Katta Pult: Yes.The music hits and Papito comes walking out like the hunchback of notredame but he spits into the air and raises his hands with the too sweet signature taunt as Riddler jumps from behind the curtain out and gets the crowd pumped. The crowd is booing the entire time. Papito and Riddler do a too sweet on the top of the stage as they make their way down the ramp.. Ethan Miller: From Mexico City, Mexico, they are the Lucha World Order.. Papito and Rey Riddler!Papito rolls into the ring as Riddler jumps to the apron and jumps right up to the middle turnbuckle and poses as Papito leans on the ropes facing the hardcam yelling out at the crowd! Riddler flips into the ring and Too Sweets Papito one more time in the middle of the ring as they head bang to their music and play air guitar. They continue yelling out "FOR LIFE" and "LWO HERMANO". They get into their corner and prepare. Jimmy Garcia: Sometimes you're not really LWO for life. Just look at Jugo.We head to the arena where not too long after the camera eyes the titantron, a soft violin starts to play on the PA. About five seconds in, the beat starts to kick in as "Open Door (The Apollo Remix)" by Mike Shinoda hits. Once the verse starts, Roddy Zalez and Doc Knockem enter the arena. Roddy is dressed to compete while Doc is dressed in his usual suit and cowboy hat combo. The former has a smirk on their face while the latter just stands ominously. They look out to the booing crowd before beginning their trek towards the ring. The two men ignore the fans at ringside, all of whom are either giving them thumbs down or other rude gestures. Doc stares down the ultra rude ones, but Roddy just ignores them. He takes the steps into the ring, followed soon by Doc. Once both men are in the center of the mat, Doc stands behind Roddy with his hands in folded in front of him at his waist. Roddy spreads his arms wide, his smirk quite evident. The lights go out, but the music continues to play. They quickly turn back on where Kitsumi is seen on her knees in front of Roddy, her smile wide as he hands lie in front of her on the mat. The music fades away as Doc turns towards Ethan Miller with a nod. Ethan Miller: Introducing to the ring, accompanied by Doc Knockem. At a combined weight of 238 lbs.! The team of Roddy Zalez and Kitsumi, The RULERS...of Our KIND!Kitsumi reaches her feet, skipping around in circles, anxiously awaiting her opponent. Roddy stands in the middle of the ring, a smirk on his face as Doc exits to ringside. Jimmy Garcia: These two sure are an odd couple.Katta Pult: Much like us.Papito starts this one off for his team. On the other side of the ring, Kitsumi and Roddy discuss strategy. Kitsumi agrees to start the match off. The opening bell tolls and they move to the center of the ring. They circle one another before Kitsumi surprises him with a spinning kick to the gut. She whips him off the ropes. He reverses and goes for a back body drop. She lands on her feet. Papito throws a superkick. She catches his foot. Then takes him down with a superkick of her own. Jimmy Garcia: Some would say… Kitsumi thinks quick on her feet…Katta Pult: …Jimmy Garcia: Oh come on!Kitsumi pulls Papito up and whips him to the corner. She charges in and he ducks an attack, then rolls her up in some lucha libre type way. ONE! TW--KICKOUT!! Jimmy Garcia: Not even a full two count.Katta Pult: Lucha Libre is far inferior to American Professional Wrestling.Papito pulls Kitsumi off of the mat, only to get monkey flipped toward the Rulers' corner. Kitsumi makes the tag and in comes Roddy. He sees Rey cross the rope border illegally, and he storms over to dropkick Rey. Katta Pult: USA! USA! USA!Jimmy Garcia: Stop it out.Roddy turns around and sees Papito getting to his feet. He goes for Papito, who ducks an attack and makes the tag to Rey, who just barely got up on the apron. Rey reluctantly gets in and he locks up with Roddy. He goes behind with a waistlock and pushes Roddy to the ropes. As he pulls back, Roddy holds onto the ropes and Rey goes flying back. Rey gets up and Roddy charges with a clothesline. Rey ducks, then handsprings off the ropes and connects with a back elbow to Roddy. Jimmy Garcia: Rey Riddler looks proud of himself.Katta Pult: He hasn't won the match yet.Rey grabs Roddy in a side headlock, then he looks over and taunts Kitsumi. She starts to get in the ring and the official holds her back. While he is distracted, Papito gets back in the ring to join Rey. Katta Pult: ILLEGALS! ILLEGALS! ILLEGALS!Jimmy Garcia: Chill out. They're here on a work visa.Kitsumi blasts past the official and she goes after Papito. Roddy breaks free and he battles Rey. They make it to opposite corners, then look back at each other. Roddy and Kitsumi whip them to the center, where they violently collide and crumble to the mat. Roddy and Kitsumi (seemingly forgetting who is legal) cover both competitors and the official counts. ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! The bell tolls and their music plays. Jimmy Garcia: There you have it, folks. The Rulers of Our Kind are now number one contenders for the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship.Katta Pult: Okay.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:16:27 GMT -5
Medical Update on Spayde Martinez & Announcement!
The scene opens backstage with Jade Riley standing outside of a room with a sign that reads “MEDICAL” on the door. Jade Riley: Jade here! I’ve been checking in with the AW medical staff following the events of our opening match with Spayde Martinez, and I’m afraid I have to report that Ms. Martinez’s medical professionals are fearing the worst and they state that it appears that Spayde has some structural damage in her knee. Jade shakes her head regretfully. Jade Riley: While it’s true that wrestling isn’t ballet, it’s clear that no one ever wants to see an athlete of Spayde’s caliber injured and out of action for weeks, let alone months. I’ll send it back to -
Joey Bunga walks up sad in the frame.
Joey Bunga: It's true, Spayde Martinez will have to miss some time so its best I just announce that right now I'm going to buy-out the rest of her contract and give her the rest of her 2022 pay up front and cut ties. She'll be allowed to resign at another point in time, but Im here to tease something else.. I'm opening up the check book. Torture has given me more free-reign in my GM duties, and at Battlebowl, I'm going to make a HUGE announcement regarding the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships.. It's HUGE. Its PRESTIGIOUS. It'll be the biggest announcement regarding those Championships we've ever seen. I can't wait to share it with you!
Bunga walks off and we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 8, 2022 2:26:51 GMT -5
Main Event Andre Jenson vs. Karlie Nash
Ethan Miller: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from The fantastical island of Kem, Andre Jenson.
A deep voice booms from the PA system "In the world of the fantasy land of Kem begot a new type of warrior, one which was created from the fires of the star Elume and forged in the great battles of the third age. A warrior so daring and so brave that King Dennis the maker himself would try to destroy him and fail. This man is more than man, he is legend" Big Blue Dress by Cranius begins to play as mist slowly rolls up the entrance ramp while Andre Jenson appears from behind the curtain. Andre looks around to the crowd with a huge smile, waving to both the left and right side of the ramp. He then beckons to the back and 4 other similarly clad LARPers emerge, flanking him. They look like a classic dungeon party. The big man, wearing full armor and holding a shield and sword takes position in front, while the tiny elf, dressed in green druid like clothing takes the rear, waving his staff in the air. The other two, a woman wielding a bow and a rather scary looking hairy beast wielding an ax take position either side of Jenson. Jenson makes some waving movements with his hands and shouts something to the ceiling and they all start moving forward, seemingly satisfied. When they get to the ring, AJ again makes some gestures and they stop, he shakes hands with each one of them, before pulling up the apron and grabbing a money pouch from under the ring. He gives each of the party a coin, and they take a defensive stance. He grins and then rolls under the bottom rope into the ring, while fishing out a couple of d20 dice and rolling them. He then nods as if acknowledging the results and shakes the referee's hand, forearm to forearm. After this, he climbs each of the middle turnbuckles in turn and looks like he casts a spell on each one of them with hand gestures and some reagents from his pouch.
Katta Pult: I can’t believe this dweeb is champ!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Jenson is one of the most decorated champions in the illustrious history of CruiserClash, Katta! Show him some respect!
Katta Pult: Hell no!
Knuckle Up by Snowgoons blasts in the arena as Karlie steps on the stage with her back to the crown.
Ethan Miller: Coming to you from Grand Marais Minnesota, being accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon and Hilda Meyer, weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds, The Premier Athlete Karlie Nash.
Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, she climbs the ropes from the outside, and gives a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner.
Jimmy Garcia: A Lot of history between Karlie and Andre, both are member of Tag team that have built the cruiserweight tag team division, but tonight they face each other for the very first time in singles action
Katta Pult: Yeah.
The referee called for the bell. Ding Ding. Andre extends his hand to karlie who slaps it away, they circle each other then lockup, Andre transitions into a side headlock wrenching the head and neck of Karlie, Karlie maneuvers herself into the ropes forcing a break, They lockup again, with Andre again gaining the advantage backing Karlie into the corner, and delivering a series of quick knife edge chops, he motions for the crowd to be quiet, before unleashing one final hard chop to Karlie’s chest, Andre whips Karlie into the opposite and follows in with a corner clothesline then belly to belly suplexes Karlie out of the corner and dropped an elbow and covers. One Kickout Andre lifts Karlie and whips her off the ropes, Karlie dodges the clothesline attempt but is nailed by a spinning wheel kick, Andre connects with a quick springboard leg drop and covers. One Kickout.
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie has been plagued recently with these slow starts.
Katta Pult: Yeah, slow starter for sure, but then tends to pick it up as the match goes on.
Andre picks karlie and lifts her up for the Snake Eyes, she slide off and drives Andre chest first into the corner, Karlie unloads with several forearms to the lower back of Andree then lifts him up and slams him hard to the mat with a Saito suplex, then begins to crank on Andre’s neck. Katta Pult: People don’t give Karlie’s submission and ground skills the respect they deserve.
Karlie breaks the neck crank then stomps on the back of Andre’s head. Karlie picks Andre up and runs his forehead across the top rope, then chokes him , the ref counts Karlie breaks but tugging the rope sending Andre backwards to the mat, Karlie charges and soccer kicks Andre in the ribs, then nails a double sledge across the back, Karlie stomps repeatedly the back and legs of Andre. Karlie locks in a Boston Crab. and wrenches the lower back of Andre.
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie has it locked in deep, she's definitely looking to wear down Andre here.[/font][/b] Katta Pult: I told you Karlie has a submission game.Andre refuses to quit and pulls himself towards the ropes, almost reaching before Karlie pulls him back, with a strong second effort Andre makes it to the ropes, Karlie refuses to break until the ref’s count makes it to four. Karlie picks Andre up and tosses him through the ropes to the outside, she slides out and picks Andre up and whips him into the barricade, then unload with a series of punches, Karlie picks him up again and drops his chest first on the barricade, Karlie taunts the crowd, before kneeing Andre in the side of the head. Karlie slides into the ring to break the count then slides back out, picking up Andre and slamming his face into the ring apron before sliding him back into the ring. Karlie deliver another double sledge to Andre back then locks in a nerve hold, Andre manages to run out it a sweeps karlie’s legs, Andre gets encouragement for the crowd, and catches Karlie with a shining wizard, Andre deliver several quick elbow drops the karlie, and connects with a springboard body splash, Andre claims the tops Jimmy Garcia: WAIT!! WHATS NIKKI DOING?!Nikki jumps up to the apron and grabs the feet of Andre! Andre crashes down off the top rope!! Nikki stays on the apron and Teo jumps to the apron and smashes into her!! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!!Teo is on the apron and Karlie comes over but Teo turns and his Championship belt swings in the air on accident and it hits Karlie knocking her back and Andre rolls her up!! Jimmy Garcia: WAIT ONE!! TWO!! THREE! DING DING DING Katta Pult: ANDRE WINS!! TEO HELPED HIM WIN!!Jimmy Garcia: I DONT THINK HE DID IT ON PURPOSE!! Katta Pult: OF COURSE HE DID!! TEO WANTED ANDRE TO WIN!! Jimmy Garcia: OH STOP IT!!Andre gets up and Teo is a bit concerned that he accidentally helped Andre win.. and Bunga comes RIGHT out on the stage! Teo slides into the ring.. Joey Bunga: Ight, Ight, ight, Teo, I see you, broTHAAAA!!The crowd is buzzing as Karlie is in the corner PISSED as hell that Teo cheated for Andre1 Joey Bunga: Teo, what you did.. my man, that was some.. strange cheating shiiiiiii ya know?! BUT let me just say this right now.. at Battlebowl.. Teo you not only going to defend the Cruiserweight Championship against Karlie.. now you're doing it in a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH! WITH ANDRE JENSON!The crowd half pops, half boos, as Teo looks at Andre and Andre looks at Teo and Karlie is stomping on the canvas pissed as fuck! The three all look at each other as the graphic appears.. Jimmy Garcia: A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH?! THIS SUNDAY?!Katta Pult: THE STAPLES OF THE CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION GO HEAD TO HEAD TO HEAD!We fade off the air.
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