Post by Flop on Mar 6, 2022 3:50:30 GMT -5
The family sits around the breakfast table arguing.
Mom: Charles, tell your son that joining the circus is not a career.
DDT: it's not the circus.
Dad: Do you put on a costume?
DDT: Yes.
Dad: Do you play for the crowd?
DDT: Yes.
Dad: Do you jump up and fall down for the entertainment of idiots?
DDT: Don't know they're idiots, but yeh I guess.
Mom: I don't want my baby to get hurt.
DDT: I'm not going to get hurt Mom.
Dad: Clowns don't get hurt.
DDT: I'm not a clown. I'm a wrestler.
Dad: just because you eat don't Taco Bell that don't make you Mexican.
DDT: What?
Dad: Get a job.
DDT: I've got one.
Dad: A real one.
DDT: I hate you.
Dad: Okay. Clown.
Mom: Stop fighting please.
DDT: He started it!
Dad: Shut Up Clown
Mom: Stop it Charles.
Dad: You told me he was running away to be a clown.
Mom: No, I asked you to stop him from joining the circus.
DDT: It’s wrestling. Not the circus.
Dad: Still a clown.
DDT: Still hate you.
Mom: Charles, tell your son that joining the circus is not a career.
DDT: it's not the circus.
Dad: Do you put on a costume?
DDT: Yes.
Dad: Do you play for the crowd?
DDT: Yes.
Dad: Do you jump up and fall down for the entertainment of idiots?
DDT: Don't know they're idiots, but yeh I guess.
Mom: I don't want my baby to get hurt.
DDT: I'm not going to get hurt Mom.
Dad: Clowns don't get hurt.
DDT: I'm not a clown. I'm a wrestler.
Dad: just because you eat don't Taco Bell that don't make you Mexican.
DDT: What?
Dad: Get a job.
DDT: I've got one.
Dad: A real one.
DDT: I hate you.
Dad: Okay. Clown.
Mom: Stop fighting please.
DDT: He started it!
Dad: Shut Up Clown
Mom: Stop it Charles.
Dad: You told me he was running away to be a clown.
Mom: No, I asked you to stop him from joining the circus.
DDT: It’s wrestling. Not the circus.
Dad: Still a clown.
DDT: Still hate you.
Dre Dre Tolliver stands arms folded across the exposed chest. His oversized silver cross sits atop his forearms. He is wearing sunglasses that are most likely unnecessary but are making him feel both tough and cool.
“So, now’s the time. The time for someone like me to come into the world of Action Wrestling to shake up the joint and show the world what's to come, because that’s what I do bay bay. I almost feel sorry for you Spayde, but I don’t because by being placed in the ring with me, the new young greatness, you get to touch that greatness you get to feel how I make the world feel bay bay.”
“I’m going to rock your world, bay bay. And just as quick I am going to rock your jaw. It’s a pity because your tough stickers tell the world you stand for something but when you are standing against me, the only place for you is to be laid down bay bay. Flat on your back, bay bay.”
“But don't get it twisted, Spayde, I ain’t trying to get you laid. I ain’t into sex for pity’s sake, bay bay. So when we get in the ring, and I am putting you on your back for three, it’s just to leave you staring at the ceiling lights while I'm getting my hand raised in victory. After all that is said and done I’m going back to the locker room to take the pick of the supermodels that will be clamouring for me. While you’ll be using your finger to pick your teeth from your nose. Just the way it is, bay bay.”
“That backstage action is going to raise a bigger sweat for me than any sweat you’re going to raise for me bay bay. I've looked in the back catalogues, I’ve seen that you’ve won the Cruiserweight belt and I’ve seen you’ve won the Cruiserweight Tag Belts. But that doesn't mean much to me. It just means that you beat competition that is inferior to the quality I possess and the power that I provide. When you step foot on that canvas, it’s going to be the last time you do, bay bay. I’m going to consign your career to the same history books that your title reigns have been consigned to. You won’t be the last, but you will be the first you should count yourself lucky for that bay bay”
“You’ll be that final Jeopardy question, bay bay. The wrestler that was the first victim of the young greatness Dre Dre Tolliver. Who is Spayde Martinez? You’ll make some bored housewife richer than she deserves to be. But at least you’ll mean something to someone, right bay bay?”
“After Cruiserclash you’ll mean nothing to me and you’ll mean nothing to Action Wrestling, because you will have been pushed away by this piece of greatness. Sorry, bay bay.”
“Not sorry”
“So, now’s the time. The time for someone like me to come into the world of Action Wrestling to shake up the joint and show the world what's to come, because that’s what I do bay bay. I almost feel sorry for you Spayde, but I don’t because by being placed in the ring with me, the new young greatness, you get to touch that greatness you get to feel how I make the world feel bay bay.”
“I’m going to rock your world, bay bay. And just as quick I am going to rock your jaw. It’s a pity because your tough stickers tell the world you stand for something but when you are standing against me, the only place for you is to be laid down bay bay. Flat on your back, bay bay.”
“But don't get it twisted, Spayde, I ain’t trying to get you laid. I ain’t into sex for pity’s sake, bay bay. So when we get in the ring, and I am putting you on your back for three, it’s just to leave you staring at the ceiling lights while I'm getting my hand raised in victory. After all that is said and done I’m going back to the locker room to take the pick of the supermodels that will be clamouring for me. While you’ll be using your finger to pick your teeth from your nose. Just the way it is, bay bay.”
“That backstage action is going to raise a bigger sweat for me than any sweat you’re going to raise for me bay bay. I've looked in the back catalogues, I’ve seen that you’ve won the Cruiserweight belt and I’ve seen you’ve won the Cruiserweight Tag Belts. But that doesn't mean much to me. It just means that you beat competition that is inferior to the quality I possess and the power that I provide. When you step foot on that canvas, it’s going to be the last time you do, bay bay. I’m going to consign your career to the same history books that your title reigns have been consigned to. You won’t be the last, but you will be the first you should count yourself lucky for that bay bay”
“You’ll be that final Jeopardy question, bay bay. The wrestler that was the first victim of the young greatness Dre Dre Tolliver. Who is Spayde Martinez? You’ll make some bored housewife richer than she deserves to be. But at least you’ll mean something to someone, right bay bay?”
“After Cruiserclash you’ll mean nothing to me and you’ll mean nothing to Action Wrestling, because you will have been pushed away by this piece of greatness. Sorry, bay bay.”
“Not sorry”