Post by Talent Enhancers on Jun 12, 2018 15:45:26 GMT -5
(scene opens up to a beach. beautiful women everywhere and they all have bikinis and thongs. We just smoking sitting in our beach chairs on the beach the water comes up to us as we throw some beer cans in a trash bag.)
"You want to know what makes us great? Just because we lost look at us getting pussy, getting buzzed and getting paid. buwahahaha!!! Big Dogs wanna eat well eat your own dicks you fucking stupid fucks because you aint ever gonna beat us again and by the way the way we look at it we won two times in a row and then you only won once. fucking losers."
"Big dogs dont have big game but i can tell you that they wont be winning the big match this Monday night on Clash as Talent Enhancers throwing everyone over the fucking top rope. you guys all belong on hte ground like fucking trash, like these beer cans you are all fucking trash."
(they look at their cell phones)
"Says here Murder Inc is in on the match not gonna lie had to look up these two faggots and thought oh shit fuck yeah my boy Ja Rule back in da game but this time he out here eating on some fagt pro wrestlers but nope it aint them. it aint da real murder inc."
"no bro its fucking corey bull and johnny frost those two dickshits who want to butt into our tweets and social media. hey when i started our twitter im not gonna lie i was impressed bull and frost even came in cause no joke i was looking for pussy ass bitches i just didnt know you two liked dick in your ass and balls in your mouth."
"got em ahahahhahhahahahaaha no joke those faggots as soon as they saw us on twitter came over like bitches in heat wanting to get throbbing cock in their pussy holes. stupid faggots maybe after this match we can change the match to just a normal tag match then we beat you then we change teh match to some fucking backyard trash can match and we beat the fuck out of you again. bull knows what im talking about, his momma and poppa probably beating that old retard faggot sine he was born in their backyard."
"oh come here baby bull HIYAYA!!!! FUCK YOU BABY BULL!! haahahah who else on dat list?"
"got us a war vet and a hobo"
"a homo!?"
"a hobo you fuck and for real aint even gonna say anything fucked up right now"
(we both stand up and salute the camera)
"any man who wants to live and die for our country got our respect. we put that on every bro tank we on bro. no joke thanks for the service hope you get some med maybe you should smoke up bro sometimes that weed good for that ptsd"
"mhm amen bro but aye dont we got nerd smashers too?"
"the only smashing those two fat fucking pieces of shit do are their pillows. im talking weird fucking shit too"
"what you mean?"
"im talking like he make sure no one home, he locked the door twice and he stack his three pillows and he fold up a dish towel real nice and put it between the bottom and middle pillow and he stick his dick in and then he start thrusting that shit and when he bout to bust he fucking say oohhhhhhhh IMAAA NEERRDDDDDDD"
"hahaahahaahahaaahahha you wild fuck"
"thats the only pussy they get those god awful fucking ugly hands and they own pillows."
"hit em up with those two americans"
"wow talk about two ugly fucks from europe or someshit you aint from america homie. if you really american than how good is Panda Express?!"
"great"
"if you real american you stand up when you hear Bob Seger come on."
(both men stand up)
"and if you real america you dont chant USA you chant GUNS OUT GUNS OUT"
(both men chant guns out guns out as other passerbys chant with them)
"thats real american baby you both fake as fuck you faker than the facebook profiles of white guys wiht mustaches with 18 friends"
"Bishop and priest!"
"OHHh dont even get me started on these two catholic diddly fucks. fucking laying down babies and kids and baptisiming in their own sperm. you sick fucks. you aint even probably go to church or nuthing just love little boys and girls, oh jesus told me to helll no jesus aint like that jesus too busy smoking fattys getting stoned for real"
"just because you beat gravedigger dont mean shit. we can beat graveidgger too. old ass mother fucker"
"then it comes down to max masked and brooke bell. well well well well welll brooke bell."
"hahah max ima get to you in a minute but lets talk about big booty judy"
"da hoe fasho"
"the slut wit da butt"
"the whore with somoorree"
"the bitch who want dat sticky icky from mah dicky dicky."
"you dumb bitch. you got grade a chance, you had the best opportunity how you gon win all those fucking matches you stupid cunt and then when it comes to evolution you DROP THE BALL"
"fumble the catch"
"step outta bounds"
"INCOMPLETEEEEEE"
"you dumb as fuck and i hope you either learn that lesson or never step foot in the ring again"
"unless you gonna let me do A BUMPP N GRINNNNDDD"
"i dont seeee nothing wrrronggggggg wit a lil bump n grinndd babyyy"
"Max you big fucking retard. the fuck you even talking about half the time. philly didnt cost you no match you fuck you cost you the match. you cant see cause the mask is in the way. i swear ima unmask you gee willickers style and you better be ol man johnson because when im done with you, you and brooke gon be on your knees eating up my scooby snacks"
"AND YOU JUST GOT ENHANCED"
"see you at Clash you faggots, prepare for war but just know we see dem bitches wiht the buns out.. and we got da guns out"
(we sit back down and enjoy the day before we train for Monday night Clash)
"You want to know what makes us great? Just because we lost look at us getting pussy, getting buzzed and getting paid. buwahahaha!!! Big Dogs wanna eat well eat your own dicks you fucking stupid fucks because you aint ever gonna beat us again and by the way the way we look at it we won two times in a row and then you only won once. fucking losers."
"Big dogs dont have big game but i can tell you that they wont be winning the big match this Monday night on Clash as Talent Enhancers throwing everyone over the fucking top rope. you guys all belong on hte ground like fucking trash, like these beer cans you are all fucking trash."
(they look at their cell phones)
"Says here Murder Inc is in on the match not gonna lie had to look up these two faggots and thought oh shit fuck yeah my boy Ja Rule back in da game but this time he out here eating on some fagt pro wrestlers but nope it aint them. it aint da real murder inc."
"no bro its fucking corey bull and johnny frost those two dickshits who want to butt into our tweets and social media. hey when i started our twitter im not gonna lie i was impressed bull and frost even came in cause no joke i was looking for pussy ass bitches i just didnt know you two liked dick in your ass and balls in your mouth."
"got em ahahahhahhahahahaaha no joke those faggots as soon as they saw us on twitter came over like bitches in heat wanting to get throbbing cock in their pussy holes. stupid faggots maybe after this match we can change the match to just a normal tag match then we beat you then we change teh match to some fucking backyard trash can match and we beat the fuck out of you again. bull knows what im talking about, his momma and poppa probably beating that old retard faggot sine he was born in their backyard."
"oh come here baby bull HIYAYA!!!! FUCK YOU BABY BULL!! haahahah who else on dat list?"
"got us a war vet and a hobo"
"a homo!?"
"a hobo you fuck and for real aint even gonna say anything fucked up right now"
(we both stand up and salute the camera)
"any man who wants to live and die for our country got our respect. we put that on every bro tank we on bro. no joke thanks for the service hope you get some med maybe you should smoke up bro sometimes that weed good for that ptsd"
"mhm amen bro but aye dont we got nerd smashers too?"
"the only smashing those two fat fucking pieces of shit do are their pillows. im talking weird fucking shit too"
"what you mean?"
"im talking like he make sure no one home, he locked the door twice and he stack his three pillows and he fold up a dish towel real nice and put it between the bottom and middle pillow and he stick his dick in and then he start thrusting that shit and when he bout to bust he fucking say oohhhhhhhh IMAAA NEERRDDDDDDD"
"hahaahahaahahaaahahha you wild fuck"
"thats the only pussy they get those god awful fucking ugly hands and they own pillows."
"hit em up with those two americans"
"wow talk about two ugly fucks from europe or someshit you aint from america homie. if you really american than how good is Panda Express?!"
"great"
"if you real american you stand up when you hear Bob Seger come on."
(both men stand up)
"and if you real america you dont chant USA you chant GUNS OUT GUNS OUT"
(both men chant guns out guns out as other passerbys chant with them)
"thats real american baby you both fake as fuck you faker than the facebook profiles of white guys wiht mustaches with 18 friends"
"Bishop and priest!"
"OHHh dont even get me started on these two catholic diddly fucks. fucking laying down babies and kids and baptisiming in their own sperm. you sick fucks. you aint even probably go to church or nuthing just love little boys and girls, oh jesus told me to helll no jesus aint like that jesus too busy smoking fattys getting stoned for real"
"just because you beat gravedigger dont mean shit. we can beat graveidgger too. old ass mother fucker"
"then it comes down to max masked and brooke bell. well well well well welll brooke bell."
"hahah max ima get to you in a minute but lets talk about big booty judy"
"da hoe fasho"
"the slut wit da butt"
"the whore with somoorree"
"the bitch who want dat sticky icky from mah dicky dicky."
"you dumb bitch. you got grade a chance, you had the best opportunity how you gon win all those fucking matches you stupid cunt and then when it comes to evolution you DROP THE BALL"
"fumble the catch"
"step outta bounds"
"INCOMPLETEEEEEE"
"you dumb as fuck and i hope you either learn that lesson or never step foot in the ring again"
"unless you gonna let me do A BUMPP N GRINNNNDDD"
"i dont seeee nothing wrrronggggggg wit a lil bump n grinndd babyyy"
"Max you big fucking retard. the fuck you even talking about half the time. philly didnt cost you no match you fuck you cost you the match. you cant see cause the mask is in the way. i swear ima unmask you gee willickers style and you better be ol man johnson because when im done with you, you and brooke gon be on your knees eating up my scooby snacks"
"AND YOU JUST GOT ENHANCED"
"see you at Clash you faggots, prepare for war but just know we see dem bitches wiht the buns out.. and we got da guns out"
(we sit back down and enjoy the day before we train for Monday night Clash)