Rulers of Our Kind vs. Two Gents/Andre Jenson(c)
We head to the arena where not too long after the camera eyes the titantron, a soft violin starts to play on the PA. About five seconds in, the beat starts to kick in as "Open Door (The Apollo Remix)" by Mike Shinoda hits.
Jimmy Garcia: Our main event is upon us.Katta Pult: At least it’s not among us.Once the verse starts, Roddy Zalez and Doc Knockem enter the arena. Roddy is dressed to compete while Doc is dressed in his usual suit and cowboy hat combo. The former has a smirk on their face while the latter just stands ominously. They look out to the booing crowd before beginning their trek towards the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: The Rulers of Our Kind have made no friends or fans. Roddy cares only about his destiny. Kitsumi cares only about pleasing the love of her life.Katta Pult: Yeah, and anybody in their way is just a casualty.Jimmy Garcia: But with those two goals, can they align? Somebody HAS to win.Katta Pult: They’ll figure it out. They always do.The two men ignore the fans at ringside, all of whom are either giving them thumbs down or other rude gestures. Doc stares down the ultra rude ones, but Roddy just ignores them. He takes the steps into the ring, followed soon by Doc. Once both men are in the center of the mat, Doc stands behind Roddy with his hands in folded in front of him at his waist. Roddy spreads his arms wide, his smirk quite evident.
The lights go out, but the music continues to play. They quickly turn back on where Kitsumi is seen on her knees in front of Roddy, her smile wide as he hands lie in front of her on the mat.
The music fades away as Doc turns towards Ethan Miller with a nod.
Ethan Miller: Introducing to the ring, accompanied by Doc Knockem. At a combined weight of 238 lbs.! The team of Roddy Zalez and Kitsumi, The RULERS...of Our KIND!Kitsumi reaches her feet, skipping around in circles, anxiously awaiting her opponent. Roddy stands in the middle of the ring, a smirk on his face as Doc exits to ringside.
Jimmy Garcia: I have no doubt that Doc will make himself known.Katta Pult: Hey, use the assets you got.Suddenly, and without warning, the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion.
Jimmy Garcia: The Two Gents here here! Andre Jensen and Teo Blaze! Two CruiserClash stalwarts, ready to go into battle once again! Katta Pult: United they may be, but we’ll see how united they are when the title is on the line. We saw last week how “united” they can be. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showerng the crowd with gifts and paper.
Ethan Miller: And their opponents! They are the Teo Blaze…the current Cruiserweight Champion Andre Jenson…together they are #...Two…GENTS!They finally reach the ring and remove their capes, stepping onto the apron. Andre holds his Cruiserweight Title up high while Teo stands firm beside him, basking in the crowd’s elation.
Jimmy Garcia: The crowd is ready and raring to go. Eventually, the ref is able to get Teo and Andre out of the ring. On the opposite side, Roddy stands in waiting while Kitsumi posts herself in the corner.
Katta Pult: Let’s get things rolling. Before the ref gets things going, he turns towards Doc…AND PROMPTLY THROWS HIM OUTTA THERE!
Jimmy Garcia: There we go! Katta Pult: Well that’s a choice…Jimmy Garcia: Justice has prevailed! Roddy and Doc are furious. Roddy goes so far as to exit the ring, standing up and defending his muscle as they both argue against the ref.
Jimmy Garcia: Yell all you want, the ref has called it! Andre and Teo lead the crowd in a chant “nanana hey hey hey good bye” as Doc starts to make his way up the ramp. Roddy starts stomping the floor and slamming his hands on the apron. Andre approaches him, telling him to get into the ring.
Katta Pult: Andre wants a piece of Roddy. He better pay attention!
This is enough distraction for Kitsumi to enter and hit a quick German Suplex to take Andre to the mat.
Jimmy Garcia: Kitsumi taking advantage of the distraction! The ref turns and calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Kitsumi perches in wait as Andre reaches his feet. Once he turns around, he is immediately blasted with a diving right hand by Kitsumi!
Katta Pult: Headshot! Jimmy Garcia: That same punch broke DeSean Daniels’ nose! Andre hits the mat and Kitsumi is quick to hook the leg.
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KICKOUT
Andre gets to his feet, but Kitsumi isn’t waiting. When he turns around, she dives, locking in the guillotine choke!
Jimmy Garcia: For Aisuru already!?Katta Pult: She isn’t fooling around!Having little choice, Andre backs up until he is his corner. The ref begins counting, but Teo takes the time to tag in via his partner’s shoulder.
Katta Pult: The champion is out of the ring. Ref: 1
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Teo grabs Kitsumi by the waist, forcing her to let go her grip. He resets her on the mat before hitting a German Suplex…that she manages to fly through, landing on her feet!
Katta Pult: Great athleticism there!
Jimmy Garcia: Teo took a bit too much time there…Teo gets up, turning around to notice Kitsumi on her feet. Once they are face-to-face, Kitsumi goes for a spinning back fist!
Jimmy Garcia: Kitsumi Tsuna—!But Teo ducks!
Katta Pult: Teo ducked! When Kitsumi turns around, she is blasted in the face with enzuguri. Teo looks towards the ropes. He charges towards them, jumping from the mat directly to the middle rope. He dives back, nailing the loopy Kitsumi with a springboard cutter!
Jimmy Garcia: The Pyschogun! Kitsumi hits the mat, but instead of staying down, she rebounds onto her knees. Teo, seeing the opportunity, flies over to the nearest neutral corner. He poises in waiting.
Katta Pult: I guess these guys aren’t paid by the hour, huh? Jimmy Garcia: Teo calling for it! Setting it up! Once Kitsumi is up and facing him, he charges, nailing her with a running knee to the face!
Jimmy Garcia: Blazing Knee! Blazing Knee! Katta Pult: Me thinks she might be out! Kitsumi stumbles around, falling backwards towards her corner, allowing Roddy to make the tag to her hand.
Katta Pult: Smart girl! Jimmy Garcia: Roddy took advantage and might’ve just saved his partner. Katta Pult: His ALLY. He charges in, not waiting for Teo to react before nailing him with a running knee to his bent over face!
Jimmy Garcia: Wake Me Up! Katta Pult: You better be awake! This match is hard hitter after hard hitter! While Teo stumbles, Roddy grabs his right arm. He pulls Teo towards him, catching the left behind his head. He hits a uranagi backbreaker to his knee before bringing Teo back with a sit-out Franchiser!
Jimmy Garcia: MAMMA FRICKEN MIA! Dynasty Reborn!
Roddy allows Teo to hit the mat before hooking the leg.
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Andre runs in just in time and breaks the count up. He doesn’t hesitate and picks Roddy up.
Katta Pult: It’s brawling time!
The two begin trading right forearms, with neither giving an inch on each other.
Jimmy Garcia: Those forearms are just railing into each other one after the other! Eventually, Roddy shoves Andre away. It’s just enough distance for Roddy to go for a Superkick…which Andre catches!
Katta Pult: We’ve seen Superkicks from both those men that’ve laid out many a wrestler. With the foot in hand, Andre spins the leg around, leaving him susceptible for Teo to hit a hurricanrana.
Jimmy Garcia: Teo takes advantage with the hurricanrana. Teo begins slapping the mat, getting the crowd things, something they eagerly react to.
Katta Pult: The Gents certainly have the crowd on their side. Roddy himself crawls over to a neutral corner. He remains against the top pad, resting with his arms against it.
Jimmy Garcia: This could be it! Roddy looks out of it! Teo lowers his knee pad, stomping his foot, waiting for the crowd to reach its peak before charging.
Katta Pult: Tuning up the band! Jimmy Garcia: ANOTHER BLAZING KNEEEEE—!Katta Pult: Oh Jesus!
Roddy dodges and pulls the turnbuckle pad off! Teo’s exposed knee crashes into the exposed turnbuckle. He collapses onto the mat, holding his knee close as he writhes in pain.
Jimmy Garcia: What a no good bastard! Katta Pult: THAT is called taking advantage.
Jimmy Garcia: That’s called cheating! He just exposed that turnbuckle illegally! Roddy looks to the crowd, a smirk on his face.
Jimmy Garcia: And he’s happy about it! He throws the turnbuckle pad at Andre, which irks him enough to enter the ring. The ref gets in between him, keeping him back and distracting him.
Katta Pult: Oh man, this might do more harm than good for Teo. This distraction allows Kitsumi to pull Teo’s knee against the turnbuckle post. She starts wrenching it around the post while Roddy starts to stomp on it from the apron.
Jimmy Garcia: And now the illegal double team! Come on ref! Katta Pult: Well Andre needs to get out of the ring! Eventually, a pissed off Andre exits the ring. Kitsumi backs away, but Roddy continues his assault.
Jimmy Garcia: Always taking advantage of a distracted ref. Katta Pult: Hey, if the ref doesn’t see it—Jimmy Garcia: I know, I know! He stops when the ref reprimands him but gets off one last stomp against the turnbuckle post.
Roddy springs over the top, getting into the ring with a singular stomp onto Teo’s midsection. He grabs his right arm and pulls him back, lying perpendicular over his chest and looking at Andre.
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KICKOUT
Jimmy Garcia: This is Roddy’s second opportunity at the Cruiserweight Title and Kitsumi’s first. Katta Pult: Imagine if they win? Roddy would fulfill his destiny and Kitsumi would be our youngest Cruiserweight Champ ever. Roddy gets up and sends a harsh kick to the back of a seated Teo. Roddy then slams him headfirst into the mat before leaping over his body to land a stomp onto his injured knee.
He doesn’t let go and grinds his boot into the side of the knee.
Jimmy Garcia: This man is a violent person. Katta Pult: That’s how he was trained. I spoke with Doc earlier and he told me that violence was their main teaching point. When the ref starts to yell at him, he leaps and stomps on it again.
With a smirk on his face, he grabs the foot with the injured knee. He leans back and gets a tag from Kitsumi. As Roddy holds the leg up, Kitsumi charges.
Like a penalty kick, she sends it directly into the back of the knee.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh that kick might’ve just torn a ligament! Roddy exits the ring while Kitsumi covers Teo.
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KICKOUT
Katta Pult: But Teo’s a fighter! The sick smile crosses her face as she grabs the injured leg. She wraps her own around the hurt knee, falling to the mat and wrenching the hold tight.
Jimmy Garcia: That leg lock locked in tight! Teo screams in agony as he shakes his head to the ref’s questions.
Katta Pult: Teo might want to think about quitting here. Not even the title is worth a broken leg. He looks around as Andre starts stomping the apron. He holds out his hand in a desperate bid to make the tag.
Jimmy Garcia: To Teo Blaze, the title is worth a broken neck. Teo begins clawing at the mat, ignoring the pain and the strife, as he crawls to his corner.
Jimmy Garcia: He’d be saved if he could just make this tag! He is inches away from his partner, but he’s not there.
He gets closer, closer, he can make the—
Roddy charges in and uses Teo’s back as a base to hit a dropkick to Andre’s face!
Katta Pult: Bold move by Roddy. Jimmy Garcia: That save by Roddy might’ve just been what they needed! Roddy quickly exits the ring on the opposite side.
Kitsumi drags Teo back by the leg hold, quickly tagging in Roddy.
Jimmy Garcia: And now Zalez is back in. The Young Dynasty springs into the ring, sending a stomp directly onto the injured knee still in Kitsumi’s grasp.
Katta Pult: And again, that entrance stomp. The ref demands she leaves the ring, and slowly she lets the hold go. Roddy flips Teo off with both fingers before hitting a standing moonsault.
Jimmy Garcia: Standing Moonsault to Teo! Once Kitsumi slides under the bottom rope, Roddy hooks the leg.
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KICKOUT
Roddy shakes his head. He grabs the injured knee, getting a tight grip of it under his armpit.
Katta Pult: What could he be planning? He then falls forward, catching another pin cover.
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KICKOUT
On the kickout, Roddy turns the leg around so that Teo is face first on the mat. Roddy then puts his own foot behind the knee before leaning down, keeping a grip on the shin with both legs and putting extended pressure on the knee itself.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh god! What the hell is this?! Katta Pult: Painful! Absolutely painful! Roddy uses his hands on the toes to pull the foot down harder.
Katta Pult: And there’s even more pain…!Teo starts fighting, turning and twisting anyway he can. Eventually, he leans over enough to start trying to fight Roddy.
Jimmy Garcia: But Teo won’t quit that easily! Unfortunately, Roddy catches the wrist. He maintains the grip long enough to use his own strength to put Teo’s hand BEHIND his ankle!
Roddy then hugs both the hand and the foot, all while leaning back on the knee! Teo’s trapped!
Jimmy Garcia: MAMMA MIA! This is disgusting! Katta Pult: Teo’s only chance of survival is to tap out. Roddy pulls tighter, smirking and not letting go.
Teo lifts his hand…higher…this could be it—!
The turnbuckle pad finds itself smacking Roddy in the face!
Katta Pult: Whoa! A confused Roddy lets the hold go, giving Teo enough time to crawl himself away a few moments.
Jimmy Garcia: Andre just tossed that turnbuckle pad back into it! Katta Pult: Well, turnabout, etc. etc. Roddy grabs the turnbuckle pad, looking over an enraged Andre who again starts getting the crowd into it.
Jimmy Garcia: Roddy realizes what Andre just did. Roddy let his smirk widen before tossing the pad out of the ring. He grabs Teo’s injured leg once again.
Unfortunately, Teo has reached the bottom rope. He uses it, and Roddy pulling back, to nip up, in a way, onto his remaining foot.
Jimmy Garcia: Whoa!
He goes for an enzuguri, but Roddy ducks!
Katta Pult: Whelp! Roddy can be heard shouting
“ha! ya missed!”Roddy pulls the leg tighter, but Teo follows through, trying to shove Roddy away!
Jimmy Garcia: Teo keeps fighting! But Roddy holds on tight! He hits the mat back first, but quickly nips up with the leg still in his grasp. He again shouts
“ha! ya missed again!”
Katta Pult: Yeah, but for how long? With the leg still tight in his hold, Roddy smirks over at Andre. This is enough distraction for Teo to use his free leg to break the grip his opponent has.
Jimmy Garcia: He’s free! A mildly distract Roddy charges, but only finds a perfectly fine boot to the midsection. He goes again, but again finds a boot. This time, Roddy catches it.
Katta Pult: He’s caught! He swings it around, lifting Teo off the mat just enough for him to turn around. But that isn’t the fun part. The fun part comes when Teo uses his momentum on that good leg to leap around in a spinning kick that nearly takes Roddy’s head off!
Katta Pult: Headshot! Jimmy Garcia: My god that enzuguri came all the way from downtown, but that might’ve been EXACTLY what Teo needed!
Teo hits the mat, holding the injured knee in pain while Roddy just stands there looking directly at the hard cam.
Katta Pult: Oh he’s dazed, he’s done. After a few moments of Teo writing on the mat, Roddy collapses in on himself, his ass falling backward with his head nearly colliding with his feet as he falls sideways to the canvas.
Katta Pult: That’s the old white eyed look. Jimmy Garcia: Teo’s lookin for the tag! The crowd starts getting amped up one last time as both competitors recover enough to go for their partners.
They are both reaching. Closer, closer…tag!
Teo tags Andre! Roddy tags Kitsumi!
Jimmy Garcia: Here we go! The two opponents charge like a couple of bulls! They meet in the middle and start exchanging rights and lefts!
Katta Pult: Rights! Lefts! Rights! Lefts! One after another! Eventually, Kitsumi goes for a hard shot, but Andre ducks. He hits the ropes and rebounds back with a spinning back elbow, taking them both to the mat.
Jimmy Garcia: Andre is ready to roll! Katta Pult: Was that a dice pun…?Andre gets up, pounding the mat and making sure the crowd is ready for more.
Jimmy Garcia: The crowd is 100% behind the Gents! He waits patiently for Kitsumi to join him. When she does, he kicks her in the gut and locks in a front facelock. After hooking the arm behind his head, he lifts her up and hits a suplex cutter!
Jimmy Garcia: The Natural 20! Andre hooks a leg!
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KICKOUT
Andre doesn’t stop. He gets to his feet and hits the neural corner.
Katta Pult: I’ve never seen Andre this obsessed!
Jimmy Garcia: He’s ready, he’s willing, he’s prepared to end it! Kitsumi gets to her feet, turning around right into a charging Bicycle Knee to her face!
Jimmy Garcia: Prestidigitation!
Katta Pult: What the hell did you just say?! Both of them hit the mat, but it’s Teo who has enough wherathol to cover!
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Teo slides into the ring, holding his knee close.
He looks down at Andre for a few moments.
Jimmy Garcia: What the…?2
Teo moves back and forth for a few moments!
Katta Pult: Do it! Save your chances! THR—
As the ref’s hand comes down, Teo leans forward far enough to grab his partner’s leg. He hoofs him off the cover!
Katta Pult: He did it! Almost immediately, Teo falls into the corner, hiding his face.
Jimmy Garcia: He doesn’t like it! He regrets it! But Teo did it! Andre turns around, standing up to look at the other Gent.
Katta Pult: And Andre realizes he did it! Jimmy Garcia: Teo Blaze just simultaneously cost them the victory AND his partner the title! Teo gets to his feet, a look of regret rushing over his face. The two partners lock eyes for a good few moments. Teo shows regret. Andre shows betrayal.
Katta Pult: Regret or not, Teo just might’ve cost them this match! The moment is one that almost stops everything in the arena.
Teo raises his hands, accepting his mistake and exiting the ring. Teo doesn’t stop looking at him.
Eventually he shakes his head, missing the warning from Teo as Roddy BLASTS him with a Superkick!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh god that Superkick just nailed Andre! Andre falls back into his corner, allowing Teo to tag an errant hand, not dissimilar to what Roddy did earlier with Kitsumi.
Katta Pult: And just like Teo planned, now he’s the legal man. The ref calls it, and Teo heads down the apron. With one leg, he springs up, landing on that one leg and flying down onto Roddy! He nails the standing Zalez with a high impact splash!
Jimmy Garcia: Almost a modified Habanero High Dive! Roddy and Teo both collapse to the mat, but it’s Teo who limps up first.
Katta Pult: That knee is not in good condition. He hobbles over to his corner, waiting patiently for Kitsumi to rise. When she does, he is victim to running knee!
Jimmy Garcia: And another Blazing Knee! Katta Pult: But can he cover with that bum knee? Roddy notices, and despite just being taken out, reaches out a hand.
Teo does the same, holding his knee close but managing to collapse an arm over Kitsumi’s abdomen.
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Roddy crawls!
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Roddy his fingertips awa—!
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DING DING DING
Roddy collapses to the mat in failure.
Jimmy Garcia: TEO HAS DONE IT!! HE DID IT!! TEO BLAZE WINS IT!! Katta Pult: TEO BLAZE IS CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION AGAIN!! Ethan Miller: The winner of the match, Andre Jensen, and NEW Cruiserweight Champion Teo BlazeeeeeeThe ref hands Teo over his belt. He looks over towards his partner.
Jimmy Garcia: But here’s the story. It was Teo who nearly cost his partner the title. Katta Pult: And it was Teo who just stole his title! The two have a few moments to collect themselves before Teo offers his hand to Andre.
Jimmy Garcia: But there’s the offer for forgiveness…Reluctantly, and with a look of disappointment, Andre accepts, and the injured Teo helps him onto his feet. The two raise hands and the title to the sky as the broadcast fades off!
Jimmy Garcia: And the offer was accepted! #TwoGents live on! All credit to The Rulers! They gave it everything they had tonight! Cheap tricks, isolations of the injured part, and a performance worth being proud of! But tonight was the Gents night! And a HUGE congratulations to the man who is our NEW…Cruiserweight Champion! Teo Blaze! We’ll see ya next week! The graphic appears... And CruiserClash Jackpot is off the air.