Post by Papito on Feb 24, 2022 14:07:42 GMT -5
Papito
I don't think you grasp what I'm all about. I don't think you understand what Lucha World Order and what Papito is all about. Can you grasp it? We're the Texas Tag Team Champions, we've won Tag Team Championships in Mexico in almost every company we ever went in. Riddler and I are taking over CruiserClash and this is just the next step in our domination plan.
Riddler
You can't grasp the reality can you, Dark Kent? Who are you? You have an identity problem, Kent. You have an issue deep within yourself and you need to fix it but you never will, because you're fighting for the attention of a Father who will never be there. He'll never love you. You can turn to professional wrestling but you never will. You're blinded a man who has blinders to not see you. Amigo.
Papito
Don't get me started on Bolas. What a fake Lucha Libre. You do not have what it takes to become a Champion in CruiserClash. You are a fake Champion. Everything about you is fake. Not a serious legit bone in your body. Which is why I'm going to laugh and smile every time we powerbomb and crash you on something Casino like in the match. I can't wait to break your bones and rip your skin off your flesh. I want to drain your blood all around the ring, amigo.
Riddler
Wow, Papito, relax.
Papito
No, I will not relax. Bolas is a disgrace to everything Lucha Libre. You have no idea how bad I want to crush his face into the canvas. I want to take his body, lift him up way into the air and take him to the ropes and throw him onto the railing so he can break his ribs and body. He will bend and slump over the railing and bleed out. Bolas will be done. Lucha World Order will take care of Bolas once and for all. I'm sick of him. Everyone is sick of him. And Bolas must die.
Riddler
Don't get us started on Vebbins and Adler either. Talk about two women who got lucky with those belts. Those belts belong to us. After this week we're going to merge the Texas Tag Team Championships with the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships and we'll be regarded as one of the best tag teams of all time. You think Following? Grindhouse? Vanguard? Those are the best tag teams? HA! You're just as stupid as we thought and why you're not in Lucha World Order. You can't handle the heat so you got out of the kitchen, but we're about to turn up the heat on this comida and really cook us up el fuego burritos and you're not going to like the outcome!
Papito
Adler you can try to put your submissions on me, try to break my ankle, try to twist my shoulder and snap my arm but guess what? You won't get close to it! You'll grab me and I'll head scissor you down and pin your ass and take those Tag belts that you think you're holding on to with such great honor and might. HA! It's Papi time and Papi is comin' home with those Tag Team Championships and LWO is going to run wild for life, hermanas.
Riddler
This is what we've been fighting for since we came into CruiserClash. We had to kick Jugo to the curb forever, sent his ass back to Mexico where he belongs in the small leagues. He's not the big league'rs like us! We're the real Luchas, we're the LUCHA WORLD ORDER, amigos and we're the best. Eres Mi Destino, Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships, it's my destiny and I can't wait!
Papito
February 28th will be the night known forever as the Lucha World Order's night. You will all bow down to the Lucha World Order and do as we say.
Riddler
And Vebbins, if you think for one second you're going to duck us any longer then you're as stupid as we thought. You won't be able to escape our wrath. It's time for LWO to run wild on you once and for all.
Papito
Lucha World Order is for life. Get a grasp on that.
I don't think you grasp what I'm all about. I don't think you understand what Lucha World Order and what Papito is all about. Can you grasp it? We're the Texas Tag Team Champions, we've won Tag Team Championships in Mexico in almost every company we ever went in. Riddler and I are taking over CruiserClash and this is just the next step in our domination plan.
Riddler
You can't grasp the reality can you, Dark Kent? Who are you? You have an identity problem, Kent. You have an issue deep within yourself and you need to fix it but you never will, because you're fighting for the attention of a Father who will never be there. He'll never love you. You can turn to professional wrestling but you never will. You're blinded a man who has blinders to not see you. Amigo.
Papito
Don't get me started on Bolas. What a fake Lucha Libre. You do not have what it takes to become a Champion in CruiserClash. You are a fake Champion. Everything about you is fake. Not a serious legit bone in your body. Which is why I'm going to laugh and smile every time we powerbomb and crash you on something Casino like in the match. I can't wait to break your bones and rip your skin off your flesh. I want to drain your blood all around the ring, amigo.
Riddler
Wow, Papito, relax.
Papito
No, I will not relax. Bolas is a disgrace to everything Lucha Libre. You have no idea how bad I want to crush his face into the canvas. I want to take his body, lift him up way into the air and take him to the ropes and throw him onto the railing so he can break his ribs and body. He will bend and slump over the railing and bleed out. Bolas will be done. Lucha World Order will take care of Bolas once and for all. I'm sick of him. Everyone is sick of him. And Bolas must die.
Riddler
Don't get us started on Vebbins and Adler either. Talk about two women who got lucky with those belts. Those belts belong to us. After this week we're going to merge the Texas Tag Team Championships with the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships and we'll be regarded as one of the best tag teams of all time. You think Following? Grindhouse? Vanguard? Those are the best tag teams? HA! You're just as stupid as we thought and why you're not in Lucha World Order. You can't handle the heat so you got out of the kitchen, but we're about to turn up the heat on this comida and really cook us up el fuego burritos and you're not going to like the outcome!
Papito
Adler you can try to put your submissions on me, try to break my ankle, try to twist my shoulder and snap my arm but guess what? You won't get close to it! You'll grab me and I'll head scissor you down and pin your ass and take those Tag belts that you think you're holding on to with such great honor and might. HA! It's Papi time and Papi is comin' home with those Tag Team Championships and LWO is going to run wild for life, hermanas.
Riddler
This is what we've been fighting for since we came into CruiserClash. We had to kick Jugo to the curb forever, sent his ass back to Mexico where he belongs in the small leagues. He's not the big league'rs like us! We're the real Luchas, we're the LUCHA WORLD ORDER, amigos and we're the best. Eres Mi Destino, Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships, it's my destiny and I can't wait!
Papito
February 28th will be the night known forever as the Lucha World Order's night. You will all bow down to the Lucha World Order and do as we say.
Riddler
And Vebbins, if you think for one second you're going to duck us any longer then you're as stupid as we thought. You won't be able to escape our wrath. It's time for LWO to run wild on you once and for all.
Papito
Lucha World Order is for life. Get a grasp on that.