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Post by Action Reel on Feb 21, 2022 19:20:21 GMT -5
We're live on CruiserClash.. The crowd going crazy.. Suddenly, and without warning, the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showering the crowd with gifts and paper. They walk together, Jenson proudly wearing the Cruiserweight title round his waist, They finally reach the ring and remove their capes, stepping onto the apron. The crowd erupts as the Gents proudly display the attire they wore way back in WCF, they appreciate the throwback. Jenson holds the title over his head and Teo proudly looks at his friend, basking in the crowd's response. They get into the ring and call for a mic. Jenson’s Larping crew take the title, put it on a velvet cushion and stand away from the gents as they address the adoring crowd. Jenson begins. Jenson: I want to take you back to the land of Seth. Some people say it was a simpler time, a time where magic and elves and….Teo: No, that’s the campaign, the other side Andre. Jenson: Ah yeah, my bad. Let’s go again!Jenson starts walking out of the ring. Teo: No, just the speech, don’t need another entrance.Jenson nods, not entirely understanding but going along with it anyway. He gets back to the middle of the ring. Jenson: As I was saying, I want to take you all back, WCF, years ago. Teo here was the TV title holder, actually, no, he was a record breaking TV title holder. He was something special even then and we all know how much of a legend he was going to be, but here he was, giving the opportunity to a young Andre Jenson to try and win his first ever title.
I’ll never forget the feeling I had when I won that match, knowing that I just managed to beat a living legend in the flesh. I thought that feeling would never be topped quite honestly.Teo: You see that night was the genesis of the two gents. It was the spark that began a fast bond of brotherhood and friendship. Facing Andre in WCF was one of the key moments in my life that will be in the highlight reel of my life when I see it flash before my eyes when the reaper comes. From that night on, Jenson and I have been inseparable, so it was my honour and privilege to come full circle and have another match.
I’d like to say that the match a couple of weeks ago gave me the same feeling and it was a highlight of my life, I should be happy that I saw my best friend win the Cruiserweight title in the most gentlike fashion. However, I can’t say that I am.
The crowd booos. This is uncharacteristic for Teo. Jenson: Hear him out folks, hear him out. After all, I feel the same way. It should have been the same feeling for me as I had in WCF. I should have had the same feeling as back then, Gods, the feeling should have topped the time in WCF because I shared it with my best friend, but I can’t say that it was either.
Teo nods in agreement, the gents look at each other for a moment and give each other a patented fist bump. In unison they speak.Jenson&Teo: But it was ruined by the Rulers of our Kind.Teo continues Teo: Ever since our first encounter with them, they’ve been nothing but a thorn in our side. Jenson: A menace. Teo: A Pest.Jenson: A Gorgleblast! Teo: I don’t know if the people know what that is, Andre.Jenson: It’s a fairly common household mammal, looks a bit like a possu…..He stops as Teo shakes his head. Jenson: Too much?Teo: Too much. He takes a beat..
Teo: On a day that should have been a celebration for the gents and all of our fans these two decide to yet again launch a pair of cheap shots on our respective heads.Jenson: And we, being fine upstanding gentlemen can’t take that lying down. We can’t let a challenge go unanswered, so we’re here to set out our intentions.Teo: As far as we’re aware, the Rulers of our Kind aren’t even here today, so we’re serving them notice. Next time we’re in the same building, hell even if we’re in the same state, we’re going to have words with them, fist to face.Jenson: And by words, we mean violence.Teo: Extreme violence.The gents give another fist bump as their music plays and confetti fly from the ring posts in a bizarre yet inappropriate display of joy. Jimmy Garcia: Wow! Words from our new Cruiserweight Champion along with his best friend and long-time tag team partner Teo Blaze!Katta Pult: Next week at CruiserClash Jackpot, Joey Bunga has decided the Cruiserweight Championship match will be determined in a tag team match!Jimmy Garcia: No idea how thats going to work, but it'll be wild!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 21, 2022 19:21:11 GMT -5
Spayde Martinez vs. Rey Riddler
Ethan Miller: The following is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at 146 lbs... SPAYDE MARTINEZ! “Ace of Spades” by Motorhead hits the PA and the cameras search the arena looking for Midnight’s opponent. They eventually come to discover Spayde Martinez making her way through the crowd. Spayde jumps the security railing and climbs into the ring as the crowd boos her like crazy. Spayde slides under the bottom rope of the ring and awaits the start of the match. Jimmy Garcia: Spayde Martinez is seeking a renewed focus on her singles career after she turned her back on her impromptu tag partner, Grady Kilbride.Katta Pult: Girlfriend is seeking a new her! Go ahead, girl, put on some Lizzo, do ya hair toss, check your nails! Dumped that zero and be a hero, baby!Ethan Miller: And her opponent, accompanied by Papito... weighing in at 175 lbs... REY RIDDLER! Fearless Warrior hits and after the first ten seconds the crowd ramps up and cheers as a HUGE pyro blast hits and Rey Rey jumps out of the hole in the bottom of the stage and lands on his feet! The music hits and the crowd starts to chant LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA which makes Rey very happy! He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring under the ropes and gets to his feet! He springboards off the ropes into a moonsault and lands on his feet in the center of the ring! He chants LUCHA LUCHA with the fans as he's jumping up and down! Jimmy Garcia: Rey and Papito are also seeking a new start, as they excommunicated the former member Jugo De Leon last week!Katta Pult: Man, people on Cruiserclash be turning on their partners, huh Garcia? Good thing I know to keep you emotionally distant!Spayde calls for a tie-up, and as they go for a collar-elbow Spayde clearly begins overpowering Rey and shoving him downwards, forcing him back. Finally, Spayde throws Rey halfway across the ring. Rey looks at Papito, a bit put off. But he gets back to his feet. Spayde holds her hands out again for a tieup, but Rey slips away under her arms and begins lighting Spayde's legs up with kicks. He sweeps around her side and kicks her in the hamstring several times. Finally, though, Spayde catches Rey's leg, puts her hand on his chest and throws him down to the mat with force. Rey quickly gets to his feet, and Spayde whips him to the ropes and on the return drops him with a back body drop. Rey gets to his feet and takes a discus clothesline, then as he gets back up he is hit with a back elbow. Rey gets to his feet holding his back and Spayde lifts him up with a military press, and she drops him face first on the canvas. Rey gets to his feet one more time. Spayde runs at him for a clothesline, but Rey ducks under it and begins firing away with forearm shots to the face, and mixing in a few straight kicks to the midesction. He walks Spayde over to the turnbuckle and goes to slam her face into it, but Spayde overpowers him and elbows him off. Rey backs off, holding his face, and Spayde explodes out of the corner with a clothesline. Jimmy Garcia: Oh! What power by Spayde!Katta Pult: Spayde Martinez gives off real zaddy vibes! I'm not clear on what my deal is, but I know for sure I'd let her throw me like a sack of potatoes!Spayde lifts Rey up by the head and goes to irish whip him to the ropes, but on the return he slides under her legs behind her, then as Spayde turns around Rey trips her with a drop toehold before floating over and locking in a lucha la Magistral cradle, turning it into a pin. The referee: One... Spayde breaks out. Frustrated, Rey just mounts Spayde and begins giving her mounted punches. The ref tells Rey about the closed fists, and he respectfully backs off. Rey lifts Spayde up a little and gives her a knee lift. He grips her head and starts giving her a few mounted punches, then he applies a rear chinlock. Spayde flails her arms, as Rey tightens the hold. Spayde uses all her strength the push Rey over towards the ropes, but Rey keeps the chinlock applied. Spayde tries to fight to her feet. Rey shakes his head, saying she should give up, and twists her neck. Spayde slowly fights to her feet as she grips Rey's legs and lifts him up on her back, and with a burst of strength she runs backwards and squashes Riddler into the corner. She does this again, squashing Rey behind her in the corner, and finally Rey loosens the hold. Spayde hangs on, paces forward a few steps, and then comes in with a lot of velocity to crush Rey in the corner. Rey comes staggering out, and Spayde irish whips him with force into the opposite corner. When he comes staggering out, holding his back, Spayde drops him with a big sidewalk slam. Spayde keeps an arm draped over Rey for the pin. Jimmy Garcia: Oooh, he’s flatter than IHOP’s specialty.Katta Pult: Shitty service?The referee: One... Two... Kickout. Spayde lifts Rey up and lays him across the ropes, and she gives him a big open-handed slap across the chest, drawing a "WHOOOO!" from the crowd. Rey screams and jumps and holds his chest in pain. Spayde throws Rey into the corner, and gives him another big overhand slap, and Rey staggers out, holding his chest in pain. Spayde whips him into the opposite corner, and she comes running at him, looking for a big corner clothesline. Rey flings his elbow out and nails Spayde. She staggers back to the middle of the ring. Rey runs at her, but he is caught by a big powerslam from Spayde. She holds on for the pin. The referee: One... Two... Kickout. Spayde stares at the referee, frustrated. Spayde motions for Rey to get up, and as he gets up, still doubled over she runs off the ropes. However, she attempts a running knee lift and he spins away at the last second and counters into a swinging reverse neckbreaker. Rey goes for a cover now. The referee: One… Two... Kickout. Rey lifts Spayde up and gives her a spinning back suplex. He drops a leg across her throat before going for another cover. The referee: One… Two… Spayde furiously kicks out. Katta Pult: I guess you can’t keep a good bitch down!Jimmy Garcia: Lissie Hope is probably going to pitch a fit over the casually sexist usage of that word.Katta Pult: It’s quite commonplace, after all, you’re a little bitch.Rey lifts Spayde up for a rolling vertical suplex, but Spayde blocks with her foot, elbows Rey’s hold loose, then lifts him up in a vertical suplex before flipping him forward so that he lands on his stomach. Rey rolls around, holding his stomach, and then Spayde lifts him up and punishes him with a harsh backbreaker. Spayde applies a dragon sleeper hold to Rey. Dean asks Rey to give up, but he waves his hand to say he won’t. Spayde has her knee dug in his back as she pulls Rey downward. Finally, Rey’s arms begin shaking with energy as he starts fighting his way up, and then he swings his leg up and kicks her in the face, twice. Spayde releases the hold. Rey takes a second to catch his breath, then he begins elbowing a rising Spayde in the stomach. She floors him with a club to the back. Spayde lifts Rey to his feet and decimates him with a dangerous DDT, then covers. The referee: One… Two… Kickout. Spayde lifts Rey up, and hooks him in position for a Utsuri-Goshi. But as she has Rey up over her head, Rey kick the back of Spayde’s head and floats out of her grasp behind her, and when he lands on his feet, Spayde turn around right into a Pele kick from Rey. Spayde's head lols limply, and she stumbles away, dazed. Jimmy Garcia: These two have matched each other counter for counter!Spayde staggers to her feet right into a springboard crossbody from Rey. Rey gets to his feet, pacing around and getting fired up, yelling at the crowd in Spanish. Papito is exuberantly shouting encouragement and banging on the mat, and then as Spayde pulls herself up Rey hits a spinning wheel kick. Rey then does a double springboard up to the top rope and hits a Best Moonsault Ever!, staying on top for the cover. The referee: One… Two… Kickout. Rey attempts to lift a limp Spayde up, but she weakly pushes him off. He clubs her over the back a few more times and rolls her into the ring. Rey goes for a kick to the gut to set up the Rey Buster, but Spayde catches his foot, spins him around and sends him into the corner. Riding a surge of adrenaline, Spayde charges in and crushes Rey with a Helluva Kick. Rey's head bobs at different angles and then he stumbles, comedically stiffly out of the corner, before dumping right onto his stomach, but Spayde also slumps in the corner and sort of collapses into a puddle right there as well. The crowd counts one, two, three, but Spayde is too injured to make a cover for several moments. Jimmy Garcia: Wild Card Kick connects!Katta Pult: Spayde is too winded to make the pin! Come on, girl, get your act together!Spayde finally crawls over, rolling Rey onto his back. The referee: One... Two... Three - Kickout! Spayde rolls over and flops onto her face, covering her head in frustation. Rey is staring straight up at the lights, dazed. Spayde starts gritting her teeth and pushing herself up on her elbows. Spayde snarls, and slowly gets to her knees, then to one knee, and she crawls over and pounds Rey on the back of the head. Gripping his head, she lifts Rey up and starts setting him in position for a snap powerbomb... but Rey counters into a, descriptively excellent "sick, tight hurricanrana that wraps the legs into a pinfall!" Fucking got her ass. Jimmy Garcia: NO! REY COUNTERS! QUESTION MARK!Katta Pult: That made it sound like an inquiry... "Rey counters, question mark??" No, he did, he- he really did counter just now.Jimmy Garcia: HE COUNTERS INTO THE QUESTION MARK!!The referee: One... Two... Three - Kickout! Katta Pult: What a match!!Spayde and Rey are both breathing heavily, down on the mat, a few feet away from each other. The first one to their feet will have the advantage, but they both slowly start pulling themselves up to their knees at the same time. Rey throws a right from his kneeling position, and Spayde's head snaps to the side, then Spayde throws a right. Both of them start working their way to their feet! Rey throws a right but Spayde ducks underneath and grabs him into a sleeper hold! Jimmy Garcia: OH SNAP!Riddler is out and she lays back with Riddler clutched tight into her sleeper hold.. she positions herself right into an armbar, triangle chokehold and Riddler just starts tapping!! DING DING DING Katta Pult: THATS IT! THATS IT!Jimmy Garcia: ITS OVER! SPAYDE MARTINEZ IS VICTORIOUS!She gets up and shoves Riddler off of her and gets right to her feet. Spayde brushes off the ref who tries raising her hand. The official gets away from her as she stares menacing into the camera.. we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 21, 2022 19:22:37 GMT -5
What The Hell Is This
Ethan Miller: This match is scheduled for one fall introducing first already in the ring from Sherbrooke, Quebec Canada, Panama Red. Ethan Miller: And her opponent from…..Ethan touches his ear and nods. Ethan: I have just been informed that Ms. Red’s scheduled opponent is unavailable due to unforeseen circumstances.the camera cuts to the back where medical is attending to a woman laying on the floor. Ethan: her opponent is now…Knuckle up blasts in the arena and Karlie Nash steps on the stage. Katta Pult: The franchise is back.Karlie smirks and walks to the ring, and slides into the ring. Panama turns in her corner and removes her jacket. Karlie leans in her corner and waits for the bell. Ding Ding. Panama turns and charges from her corner. Boom. Jimmy Garcia: Unsportsmanlike Conduct.Karlie picks Panama up and drops her with the upper body injury, Karlie places her foot on Panama’s chest as the ref counts. Karlie picks Panama up and tosses her to the floor then grabs a mic. Karlie: So yeah I’m still a little pissed off from Beijing, but even in defeat I’m still better than all you losers, because who from Charlotte North Carolina has ever won anything, nobody that’s who. So now that i’m finished with the Olympics I’m ready to put some gold back around my waist, and not having to beat losers like whatever that chicks name was I just destroyed everyone on cruiserclash is now on notice I’m back and it's’ going to suck to be all of you.Karlie tosses the mic and leaves the ring. Backstage. Jade: I’m here with Nikola Vaughn, who tonight faces Salem Croft, your thoughts.Nikola: My thought are simple, Jade to beat up this chump Salem Croft, I h have be held back for way to long, and whether it by myself of with Karlie, I’ll reach the top of this stupid show whether everyone likes it or not, tonight Salem it’s the wrong night to show up, tonight here in front of all these losers in Charlotte, I’m going to beat your ass, because I’m Nikola Vaughn and your not, it been your pleasure Jade.Nikola walks off.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 21, 2022 19:24:01 GMT -5
Nikki Vaughn vs. Salem Croft
Ethan Miller: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. The arena lights go down as Narcissist plays in the arena, the titan tron shows a shapely silhouette, the light slowly comes up on Nikki standing on the stage surrounded by mirrors, she stands admiring herself from all angles. Ethan Miller: Accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon, hailing from Key West, Florida she is the Image of Perfection, Nikola Vaughn Nikki admires herself a little longer before stepping out. She slowly makes her way to the ring slowly walking up the steps, and walking along the apron, ordering the ref to wipe down and hold the ropes open the ropes, she enters the ring as a large mirror is lowered into the ring, Nikki admires the perfect image in the mirror, again admiring herself from all angles, she motions for the mirror to be lifted from the ring as she awaits her opponent. Ethan Miller: and her opponent, the copperhead Salem Croft. Croft makes his way to the ring. Jimmy: It’s been a while since we’ve seen Nikki in action here on Cruiserclash.Katta: Yeah.Before the bell rings Salem jumps Nikki from behind, he tosses her into the corner ring post, then slammed her face into the turnbuckle. Salem knees Nikola in the gut, Nikola drops in the corner and Salem stomps her repeatedly until the ref calls for a break. Salem removes his jacket and tosses it outside, then turns and charges catching the rising Nikola with a corner drop kick, Nikola again dropped in the corner, Salem connects with a running knee to the sitting Nikola. Jimmy: Salem starting out quick, he’s hasn’t the best of success on cruiserclash, beating a decorated champion like Nikola Vaughn would be a great career boost.Katta: I guess, but he just might be ticking Nikola off right now.Salem taunts Tracy on the outside, who responds by telling him to watch his back. Salem turns and avoids Nikola attempt to poke him in the eye, Salem avoids a Nikola clothesline and takes Nikola down with a spear and covers. One Nikola kicks out. Salem stomps Nikola in an attempt to keep her down on the mat, Salem locks Nikola in a Half Boston Crab, and wrenches back. Nikola calls the ref an idiot and says no when he asks her if she wants to submit. Salem continues to wrench the hold as Nikola pulls herself towards the ropes, she gets there and hugs the ropes and yells at the ref to call a break. Nikola slides out of the ring to converse with Tracy, Salem dives over the ropes and takes them both out. Salem tosses Nikola back into the ring, Salem hooks Nikola and drives her head to the mat with a bulldog and covers. One Two Kickout. Salem drops a quick elbow and covers. One Two Kickout. Jimmy: Nikola hasn’t gotten out of the starting blocks yet, looking like a tough night for her. Katta: Never underestimate her Jimmy.Salem picks Nikola and attempts to whip her into the corner, Nikola reverses sending Salem crashing into the corner, Nikola charges in attempting a corner splash Salem moves then rolls up Nikola and grabs her tights. Nikola kicks out at two and argues with the ref about Salem having the tights, Salem spins Nikola around and and begins to chop her chest forcing her back into the corner, Salem delivers chop after chop, and brakes after the refs count, as he goes to mover in Nikola pokes him in the eye then tosses him into the corner, and unloads with a series on lightning fast corner kicks, she yells and taunts Salem then starts to kick him again, the ref pulls her back as Salem stumbles out of the corner, Nikola charges Salem dodges her big boot attempt and drops her with a superkick, Salem climbs the ropes and nails a moonsault and covers. One Two Kickout. Salem waits on the rising Nikola, he springboards going for the Copper cutter, Nikola drops down and Salem crashes to the mat, Nikola kicks Salem hard in the ribs, the double clubs him across the back, Nikola then grind her boot across Salem’s face, Salem staggers to his feet, Nikola drops him with a very stiff right cross. She lifts Salem up and suplexes him into the corner, Nikola, she picks Salem up and Judo throws him out of the corner, and connects with a boot to the side of his head, then DDT’s them to the mat, Nikola flips her hair then drops an elbow to the back of Salem. Nikola lifts Salem and and attempts to whip him into the corner, Salem reveres sending Nikola into the corner he charges in and attempts a monkey flips, Nikola catches him and runs out of the corner and deliver a thunderous Powerbomb-Shell, Nikola waits on Salem as he stagger to his feet, he turns and Nikola nails him. Katta: Kick of Perfection.Nikola covers. One Two. Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: What a win for Nikki Vaughn!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 21, 2022 19:24:37 GMT -5
Papito vs. Dark Kent
The accoustic guitar of the old NWO music hits and the LWO graphic appears and Papito comes jumping up and down through the curtain and he poses on top of the ramp as the crowd boos him. Ethan Miller introduces him as Papito comes out headbanging and air-guitar'ing. He slides into the ring and runs over to the turnbuckles and jumps up on the middle turnbuckle and poses with his arms out and headbangs again. Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring, from Mexico City, Mexico… weighing 200 pounds… PAPITO! He jumps back down and poses again in the middle of the ring and he's fully prepared for whats to come. The lights dim, and a red spotlight from stage-left travels to the apex of the arena, illuminating a red K levitating in the air. The gritty beginning of "On Sight" blares over the speakers as an illustration of the Super-K logo appears on the tron. Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring, from Virginia Beach, Virginia... weighing 190 pounds... "DARK KENT"! Jimmy Garcia: This guy looks the part -Katta Pult: - I mean, sometimes.Jimmy Garcia: But he can’t seem to put it together in the ring.But as the beat drops, there’s a pause at the top of the entrance stage as it seems like the curtain is being played with. Like there’s a bit of indecision. And then finally, it spreads open, and laughter erupts throughout the arena! Jimmy Garcia: Oh no–Katta Pult: He’s coming out as himself tonight!Jimmy Garcia: He can’t weigh more than a buck fifty. This is going to get ugly.Indeed, the nerdy, real life version of Dark Kent comes onto the stage. He seems completely overwhelmed with all the lights and the noise. Papito is in the middle of the ring, laughing hysterically. As Kenny nears the bottom of the ramp, Papito starts antagonizing him from inside the ring. This makes Kenny scared to even enter, but as Kenny pulls himself up onto the apron, Papito sits on the middle rope and invites him in, doing his best to be encouraging. Jimmy Garcia: That’s very nice of him.Katta Pult: Little Kenny did ask if he could be his friend.As Dark Kent stands in the middle of the ring in awe at the size of the crowd, Papito enters behind him – but then starts clapping? And raising Kenny’s arm up in the air?? Jimmy Garcia: This is weird…Dark Kent is taking in all of the fan reaction… until Papito pulls him in with a vicious short-arm lariat! The fans immediately rain down boos on Papito as he starts delivering kick after kick to little tiny Kenny! And then Papito pulls him up and into a huge powerslam! Jimmy Garcia: This is uncalled for! This kid isn’t even a wrestler!Katta Pult: He literally is, though. Is it Papito’s fault he uses that transformation chamber to get bigger and stronger before every match?Jimmy Garcia: But he isn’t now! This is literally like beating up the nerd in school! You’d see this kind of trash on mid-90’s sitcoms!With Kenny being one of the only members of the roster Papito could actually overpower without relying on speed tricks, Papito wastes no time whipping Kent into the corner. He follows him in with a huge clothesline in the corner, before dropping him with a bulldog in the middle of the ring! He’s laid out in the middle as Papito scales the top rope… and he jumps off, connecting with his Big Daddy Bomb! Jimmy Garcia: Top rope leg drop! My god!Katta Pult: And Dark Kent’s losing streak will continue, go figure.Papito stands up over the broken Dark Kent, reveling in the sea of boos as he places his boot on Kent’s chest. 1… 2… But Papito removes the boot himself! Jimmy Garcia: This is sickening! I don’t think he’s done punishing this kid!Katta Pult: He’s an adult, Jimmy.Jimmy Garcia: I don’t even know what to believe anymore!Papito pulls Dark Kent up again and whips him to the ropes, dropping him down on his knee with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Kenny screams in agony as Papito wipes sweat off his face and flings it down on Kent. His partner, Rey Riddler, jumps onto the apron to talk to Papito, much to the referee’s chagrin. A smile spreads across Papito’s face as he pulls Kenny up again. He kicks him in the stomach- Jimmy Garcia: Welp, it looks like he’s going for the PapiDriver here.Katta Pult: Dark Kent to lose again! Ugh seriously why is he even here…-and Papito goes to lift him up into the Juvi-driver… …but NO! Dark Kent rolls out of it, and into a roll-up! The bridge! 1… 2… 3!!! Jimmy Garcia: WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED??The arena goes absolutely quiet, and then EXPLODES into cheers as Dark Kent doesn’t even know how he managed to do it! He rolls out of the ring, being met with a ton of cheers from the crowd! Papito is going apeshit in the ring, screaming at Dark Kent from the outside! Katta Pult: I can’t believe it! He actually managed to win a match.Jimmy Garcia: I DON’T THINK ANYONE EXPECTED THIS, NOT AFTER THE BEATING HE RECEIVED!Kent starts to circle around the ring to climb the ramp but he is intercepted with a HUGE clothesline from Rey Riddler that takes his goddamned head off! Riddler then rolls Kent back into the ring! Dark Kent’s dad runs down the ramp to save his son, but Riddler stands on the outside guarding, and Danny Carruth stops in his tracks to watch his son get dropped with the PapiDriver! Jimmy Garcia: This is terrible! This kid just had the biggest moment of his life and the LWO are taking it from him!Katta Pult: And that coward dad of his is just going to watch??Jimmy Garcia: What an ugly sight! This is just getting worse!Riddler slides under the ropes and spray paints the Super-K out of Dark Kent’s shirt with black paint! And with white paint, they spray in the LWO sign! Jimmy Garcia: Just insult to injury! How disrespectful!BRRRBRRBRBRBRBRRRRRR Action Wrestling fades to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 21, 2022 19:25:48 GMT -5
Battlebowl Tournament Ash Blake & Alice Gemini vs. Azurine Vebbins & Aphriya Adler
Jimmy Garcia: This will be interesting!We see Vebbins and Adler in the ring holding up their Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships. Katta Pult: Winners advance into that 8-person Battlebowl battle royal next month where the winner will enter last in the Havoc Rumble in April!Red spotlight hits the ramp, Red Smoke comes from the ground, Alice Gemini walks through with her head down, palms lowered, but facing forward. She walks slowly down the ramp in the same manner until she reaches the front of the ring. She pauses to look up slowly and screams as loud as she can and slides in the ring. She smacks the mat several times while still on her knees, she then jumps up to climb the turnbuckle to scream again. Finally sits on the top turnbuckle to await her opponent. The distorted guitar that opens Rilo Kiley's "Jenny, You're Barely Alive" blares over the PA system as the house lights die, the ActionTron displaying nothing as a lone spotlight focuses on the stage. As Jenny Lewis' vocals come in, Ash Blake emerges from behind the curtain to the center of the spotlight with an unsteady gait, the Hardcore Title slung over her shoulder. The spotlight follows her as she half-stumbles, half-sways down the ramp, distant gaze fixed on the center of the ring as around her the jeering of the crowd goes in one ear — literally. Adilene Floyd: Making her way to the ring, from Cottonwood Falls, Kansas! Standing five feet, seven inches tall and weighing in tonight at one hundred, twenty-five pounds. She is the Action Wrestling Hardcore Champion of the World, Ash Blake! The crowd hurls another wave of jeers at the mention of her name as she pauses for a moment at the base of the ring stairs. Shaking her head and inhaling deep, she gingerly ascends the stairs and steps under the middle rope, handing off the belt the official and making her way towards her corner as "Jenny, You're Barely Alive" slowly fades out and the house lights slowly come back to life. DING DING DING Vebbins and Adler attack Gemini and Blake and the four women start brawling! Jimmy Garcia: We're going to take a commercial break! We'll be right back here on CruiserClash!We fade to a commercial.
We come back from commercial! Katta Pult: Vebbins has control!Just then the ActionTron has white noise and we hear a voice.. ?: I’m…so happy, privileged really..to be able to bring this to you. Carefully crafted, put together with love and care, something that’s quite honestly missing from current day if I do say so myself. Jimmy Garcia: What the?!The ActionTron goes into 1990's scramble vision.. but back to white noise.. ?: We hope you enjoy the show.
The ActionTron fades out..Vebbins tags in Adler but Blake gets out of the headlock and kicks Adler as soon as she gets into the ring! Vebbins comes back for a clothesline but Blake ducks and shoves her into the ropes and locks her into an arm bar as she reaches over and tags Gemini! Adler is up and Gemini hits the Killer Gemini! She covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Alice Gemini and Ash Blake will advance into the Battlebowl!Alice gets up and celebrates and exits the ring as Ash Blake is given her Hardcore Championship.. We see the ActionTron try to light up with the tournament but the crowd pops.. AS JONNY CEDRONE SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR! ASH TURNS AROUND AND EATS IT ON THE SKULL!! Jimmy Garcia: CEDRONE JUST SMASHED THAT CHAIR OVER THE SKULL OF ASH BLAKE!!Ash is holding her head on the mat and Cedrone swings the chair around ensuring Alice Gemini can't get into the ring too.. but this doesn't involve her so she just holds her hands up.. Cedrone drops the steel chair and picks up the Hardcore Championship and folds it and drops it back on Ash Blake.. Jimmy Garcia: Jonny Cedrone making a damn STATEMENT here!Katta Pult: This may be CruiserClash, but what a wild ending.. The Battlebowl brought two superstars including the Hardcore Champion over.. and Cedrone used it to make a BOLD statement!Cedrone continues standing over Ash Blake who is laid out on the mat with her Hardcore Championship curled up on her body.. The graphic appears...
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