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Post by Action Reel on Feb 15, 2022 0:48:46 GMT -5
Billy: Welcome everybody to Rancho Cucamonga, California!! We're live on CBS, it's a special edition of Monday Night Clash on this Valentines Day! Chris Avery: And this is it! What a great crowd we have here tonight!Billy: And in the ring awaiting his opponent, Max Daemon, is Mad Cow from Moscow… It’s MOSCOW! Oh holy shit…Chris Avery: What?
Billy: I just got it. He’s a commie Cow. He’s Mos-Cow. That’s hilarious.Chris Avery: Uh, ok.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 15, 2022 0:50:05 GMT -5
Max Daemon vs. MosCow
"Dead Bite" by Hollywood Undead blasts out on the arena's speakers. Once the guitar riffs begin to form, Max comes out with his hooded jacket zipped up tight. He's also wearing the custom Reebok Ex-Oh-Fit Pure Platinum Hi-Daemons shoes! He holds his hands apart, making them into finger guns. As he points them towards the sky, fireworks go off on his left and right. Max gives off a faux "shot" with the finger guns, making a huge firework blast go off behind him. He stares towards the ring, nodding his head and focusing intently on what's ahead. He ignores any of the fans trying touch him, male or female. The look on his face is one more of apathy than annoyance or anger. Adilene Floyd: On his way to the ring. Currently residing in a version of San Mateo, CA. Weighing in at 180 lbs. He...is Max...DAEMON!Once Max reaches ringside, he takes the steps up onto the apron. He falls in between the top and middle ropes, rolling through and landing on his feet. He throws a finger gun to the camera, "shooting" it off before walking back and jumping onto a nearby middle rope. He gives a quick finger gun "shot" off to the crowd before hopping into the ring, ready for the fight to come. The ref checks each man and calls for the bell. DING DING DING MosCow and Daemon lock up in the center of the ring, and Daemon shoots for the headlock. Daemon wrenches the headlock and MosCow tosses Daemon off toward the ropes. On the rebound, Daemon leaps over MosCow, and MosCow hops up to his feet before Daemon’s second rebound to hit a towering back body drop. Billy: Good god almighty! What a big back body there!Chris Avery: Such elevation!MosCow grabs Daemon from the mat and whips Daemon into the corner where MosCow follows up with a charging attempt at an avalanche, but at the last moment, Daemon ducks out of the corner and MosCow slams chest first into the turnbuckle and his head slams into the corner post. Chris Avery: That’s going to be an opening here for Daemon!MosCow’s arms are draped over the top rope in the corner as he recovers from the blow to the post. Daemon begins delivering sick elbow and knee shots to MosCow’s ribs and back. MosCow begins to crumple into the corner, and Daemon steps back to charge with a dropkick to the back. MosCow attempts to escape to the outside of the ring but Max is immediately on his trail. Billy: Max smells blood in the water here!Daemon grabs MosCow by the wrist and whips him into the ring steps. MosCow crashes into the steps and flips over them, landing hard on the outside mats. Daemon approaches the downed MosCow and mounts MosCow’s upper body as Daemon starts pounding MosCow’s head and face with punches. Chris Avery: Stiff shots there! Really peppering the Mad Bovine with lefts and rights here!Billy: This young heffer is really turning into ground beef!Daemon picks up MosCow and slams MosCow’s head into the ring apron and then Daemon rolls him back into the ring. As Daemon slides back into the ring, MosCow is climbing back to his feet, and the men meet in the middle of the ring as they start to trade straight punches. Billy: Bam! Bam! Bam! These punches are landing like grenades!Daemon starts to take control of the brawling exchange, but MosCow answers with a rising knee to the gut which doubles Daemon over. MosCow steps back and charges back toward Daemon to bring the knee up to his face, and Daemon catches MosCow’s leg and pulls MosCow in for a stiff clothesline that turns MosCow inside out. Chris Avery: Ooof! MosCow took it on the chin there!Max is swiftly up to his feet and his demanding that MosCow get up. As MosCow rises, Max slips behind him and wraps MosCow up in a dragon sleeper. Billy: This might be it, Chris!Chris Avery: This has all the trappings of Max’s famed Devil Trigger!Max throws himself up into the air and holds the dragon sleeper as he drills MosCow back into Max’s knees! Chris Avery: AND THERE IT IS! This is over! Max makes the confident cover! 1! 2! 3! DING DING DING! Billy: In decisive fashion, Max Daemon picks up the opening win of the evening! Chris Avery: Max looked GREAT out here tonight! The future is bright for Max Daemon!
The show fades to commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 15, 2022 0:51:05 GMT -5
The Hometown Boys Are Here!
The camera is spanning around the audience and comes to rest on Jade Riley standing at ring side with some special guests. Jade Riley: As always, the action is over the top here in Action Wrestling, and as always, the crowd just couldn’t be hotter! Joining me now are some familiar faces we haven’t seen in a while, Rancho Cucamonga’s own, Party Bros!!!The crowd pops like crazy at the local plug, and the Party Bros step into the shot. Each of the brothers plant a kiss on one of Jade’s cheeks. She plays it off like it’s not annoying as fuck. Jade Riley: The Action Wrestling universe wants to know, guys… Are you just here to observe or are you looking to get back in the ring?!Big Kev Dudebro: Well…A booming voice interrupts from somewhere. ??: Hahaha! Come on, Jade! No one is actually thinking that! Maybe three people even remember who these guys are!Gerard Angelo walks out onto the stage with a mic in hand and the crowd goes off on him with boos. Jade Riley: Mr. Angelo, this is…Gerard Angelo: I don’t want to hear your excuses. I just want to know why we’re wasting our precious time tonight giving those washed up never-was party boys attention…Jade makes the move to respond, but Chad Dudebro grabs her arm and pulls the mic toward himself. Chad Dudebro: WE’RE THE PARTY BROS, BRO! Gerard Angelo: Nobody cares!The crowd begins to chant “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Billy: That’s a little off color, ain’t it, Chris?Chris Avery: I guess it’s no worse than “shitfire”, huh?Security steps up to escort the Part Bros away from ringside as a producer approaches Angelo to get him to head to the back as well. Jade just looks on in confusion. Jade Riley: What…what’s happening?A voice through Jade’s earpiece fills her in as she instinctively lifts her hand to increase the audibility of the voice speaking to her. Jade Riley: Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve just received word that tonight’s active GM has requested the presence of the Party Bros in his office, so I guess I’ll send it back to Billy and Chris for our next match!Billy: What could that mean, Chris?Chris Avery: I…I don’t know, Billy.
The show heads to commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 15, 2022 0:53:31 GMT -5
Aphable Azzumption(c) vs Schorg Bros
We return from commercial and immediately, the super fucking obnoxious sound of "YEET SKRRT" by Pete x Timothee fills the earholes of the fans in attendance. The Schorg Bros bounce out onto the stage and hype the fuck out of the fans.
Ethan Miller: Making their way to the ring... at a combined weight of four hundred pounds... from Ozone Park, New York... THE SCHORG BROOOOOOS!!!!!!!
They yeet and skrrt on down to the fucking ring to make wrestle.
Jimmy Garcia: Well, here's the Schorg Brothers as the first to challenge Alphable Azzurmation.
Katta Pult: Aphable Azzumption.
Jimmy Garcia: Bless you.
A shower of rainbow colored lights falls upon the stage just as "Bad Girl" by DAYA begins to play. Aphriya Adler then explodes from behind the curtain jumping and reaching out to the crowd, each side of the stage. Then it seems as though the rainbow lights escort down the ramp. Her energy is high and quite contagious as the crowd cheers for her. Aphriya tries to touch each fan's hand that are outstretched down the ramp. She seems to glide into the ring under the bottom rope seamlessly. She bounces to each side raising her hand to the crowd with a bright smile.
The music begins to fade and the gameface comes on. Removing her jacket then keeping herself loose in the corner awaiting the battle to begin.
"Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes. Inside the ring, the women high five and remove their Cruiserweight Tag Titles. Vebbins steps out, Adler inside to start.
Katta Pult: Reigning, defending Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions Aphable Azzumption! Aphriya is in the ring and so is one of the Schorgs.
Jimmy Garcia: Ricky.
Katta Pult: Bless you.
DING DING DING
The contest begins and the crowd is at a fever pitch. Adler and Schorg tie up, jockeying for position. Neither gets the better of the other for a moment, but Ricky Schorg begins backing Adler into the corner. Aphriya sticks a foot outside the rope, the ref calls for a break.
Katta Pult: A real sportsman opening.
Ricky gives the clean break and walks out to the middle of the ring, offering Aphriya another shot. They tie up once again, this time Adler drops to a knee and drags Ricky over in an armdrag to the delight of the crowd!
Jimmy Garcia: Excellent flow!
Ricky isn't as thrilled, he runs full sprint and places the heel of his foot right in Adler's gut! The crowd boos, Ricky bounces off the ropes and comes back with a flipping neckbreaker!
Katta Pult: There it is, there's the attitude that'll secure Cruiserweight Tag gold!
Ricky slithers over and locks in a headlock, dragging Aphriya over to the corner where his brother tags in. Before stepping through he unloads a forearm into Adler's head, which gets Azurine fired up and trying to come into the match!
Katta Pult: Stay put, Vebbins!
The ref takes notice and tries to block her entry, giving the Schorg Bros time to hit a Tag Team Shit '18! (the dropkick one?) Ricky dives out of the ring as Chris pins!
1!
2!
NO Adler kicks out!
Jimmy Garcia: One of these teams have been together since birth.
Adler has had enough, she is pulled up by Chris but the grabs him by the ears and unloads a knee to the gut! Another! One to the dome! Adler fires up, hits the ropes and clobbers Schorg with a massive lariat! She rolls through and tags in Azurine to the delight of the crowd!
Katta Pult: Azzy is feeling it!
Vebbins leans back and holds onto the middle rope, using it to spring herself through the ropes and into the ring in a roll, pops up and drops Chris Schorg with a leaping DDT! Ricky is in the ring now, Azzy catches him on the rebound in a flapjack right into Aphriya who steps up onto the bottom rope to reach over and deck that dude right in the fuckin' mouth!
Jimmy Garcia: Holy cow what a house of fire!
Vebbins turns her attention to Chris, the legal man. He's up, he swings and she ducks - HALF NELSON SUPLEX! Chris lands right on his head, he has no idea where he is but he gets to his feet, half stumbles to a corner and it's the one Adler is in! She leans in and hits a shoulder block to the gut, Vebbins comes over and DUMPS HIM ON HIS HEAD AGAIN?!
Katta Pult: Love to see these suplays!
Ricky is laying on the floor dreaming about god knows what after getting his face caved in, Azzy tags in Adler and they ready up. Chris is on dream street himself but he's on his feet at least. He's met with a double forearm sandwiching his head between the two ladies' arm! He drops to a knee, they each take a step back - double superkick! Chris doesn't go down, instead Vebbins goes behind and locks in a full nelson, lifting Chris up!
Jimmy Garcia: They're gonna?!
Adler drops to a knee and puts Chris' lower back on her shoulder and with her leg strength she launches upward sending Chris over and Vebbins absolutely SPIKES Schorg on his head with a dragon suplex! Adler dives into the pin!
1!
Ricky is up and climbing into the ring!
2!
VEBBINS RUNS AND OPEN HAND PALM STRIKES HIM INTO OBLIVION! SCHORG CRUMBLES!
3!
DING DING DING!
Katta Pult: They did it! Cruiserweight Tag Titles retained! The Schorgs looked great in a less-than-trimuphant return to the ring from injury!
Jimmy Garcia: Win, lose, or draw, I’m impressed by the effort!
Katta Pult: Meh. They never stood a chance against these incredible tag champs, Aphable Azzumption!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 15, 2022 0:56:39 GMT -5
General Manager on Duty Makes It Happen
The scene jumps backstage to the GM’s office. Jade Riley is standing outside of the office when the door swings open and the Party Bros walk out looking exceptionally happy. Jade’s brow furrows in confusion. Jade Riley: GM Bunga, what’s going on? Why did you call the Party Bros in?Bunga smirks. GM Joey Bunga: Pasternak has the night off, so you’re lookin’ the acting GM for this whole special show tonight, Jade.Jade Riley: And?GM Joey Bunga: Well… I just ordered a fun little spectacle of The Party Bros facing off against Gerard Angelo in a 2-on-1 match!Jade Riley: WOAH! GM Joey Bunga: Gotta have some fun when I can play with the Clash roster’s toys, Jade! Bunga’s smile beams. GM Joey Bunga: Now, I’ve got shit to do, so why don’t you go on, Jade? Jade Riley: Uh, yeah, sure.Bunga closes the door and Jade looks into the camera with dinner plate eyes.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 15, 2022 0:57:57 GMT -5
Jill Park vs Laser Johnson
We come back from the break with Laser Johnson already in the ring. Billy: Welcome back to Clash! Our next contest features Mr. Laser Johnson taking on...
“Therefore I am” begins to play through the PA system. The crowd begins booing. Chris Avery: One half of Affluenza!
Jill Park struts onto the ramp in a white jacket and thick white aviator sunglasses. She stops in the center of the stage as golden pyro consumes her for a moment. As it dissipates, she walks down to the ring and she slides into the ring. Jill stands in the center of the ring and slowly and sensually removes the jacket, tossing it in the nearest corner. DING DING DING!Chris Avery: Finish of the Year winner 'Ill' Jill Park takes on Laser Johnson!
Laser rushes across the ring as the bell rings and Jill sidesteps, shooting him off into the buckle! Laser hits chest first, Jill goes to do a throw but Laser ends up landing on his feet! Billy: What agility from the old timer!
He preps.. waiting.. waiting.. Jill turns around and the crowd gasps as Laser Johnson expertly flies through the air, twisting and turning his leg around into a kick to Jill's head! Chris Avery: DOUBLE - BARR - NO?!
Jill was ready, she ducks under and catches Laser's foot, torquing it around into the Frankle Lock! The crowd boos, Jill shit-talking Laser as he writhes on the mat in agony! Billy: She's got it deep, Chris! Chris Avery: I don't know if Laser's joints can take it, they're all probably bone on bone at this point!
The crowd claps in unison as Laser pounds his fist on the mat, Jill twisting away as his foot. One hand over the other, Laser crawls through the pain, he's almost to the bottom rope as the crowd is now in a frenzy! Billy: He's gonna make it!
He almost taps out but stops himself! His hand goes up and almost slaps the mat but he catches his own hand, then throws it forward toward the rope! He's in range! Chris Avery: OH NO!
Jill easily drags Laser back to the middle of the ring, just deflating the crowd. She steps on the inside of Laser's knee and that's just it, he taps out furiously. Billy: Jill Park, sigh, is your winner.
"Therefore I Am" hits the PA again as Jill drops Laser's foot, he clutches it toward his chest. Jill scoffs and flips her hair, turning to exit the ring and walk up the ramp. Chris Avery: I'm gonna say it. Billy: Don't, Chris! Chris Avery: Jill Park is a bitc-
Cold cut to commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 15, 2022 0:58:54 GMT -5
Handicap Match Gerard Angelo vs Party Bros
Adilene Floyd: The following is schedule for ONE FALL! Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 350 pounds… hailing from RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CALIFORNIA!The crowd pops loud for the local boys. Adilene Floyd: THEY ARE CHAD "MEISTER" AND "BIG" KEV DUDEBRO! THEY ARE… THE PARTY BROS!"Non-Stop Party" hits the PA and the Bros march down the ramp toward the ring occasionally screaming the lyrics to the chorus as they high five fans on their way to the ring. When they get to the ring, they pose in each turnbuckle and the fans offer them praise. Billy: WELL FROST MY TIPS AND BREAK OUT MY NEON PINK 2012 VINTAGE "COOL STORY BABE MAKE ME A SANDWICH" SHIRT, PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!Chris Avery: There’s no way they could have seen this match coming tonight, Billy! How did they have their gear ready to go? They went from audience members to participants in under two hours!The lights go out in the arena and the sound of a synth starts playing. Adilene Floyd: And their opponent…“I CAN’T STOP!”The lights start to flash as “STOP” repeats over and over from different speakers in the arena as the beat starts to build and then it drops. BOOM A small explosion of gold fireworks goes off “I CAN’T STOP!”The lights come back on as Kanye West’s voice serenades the people as they give loud boos (Accompanied by a small smattering of cheers) as Gerard Angelo is shown standing on stage, back to the crowd, the hood of his hoodie pulled up, right arm raised above his head at an angle, one finger extended. He throws his hood back with the same hand and spins around to the crowd, arms extended, like he’s absorbing another wave of booing, a cocky smirk etched across his face as he surveys the crowd behind his trademark sunglasses. He makes his way down to the ring slowly, brushing off fans and taunting them. Adilene Floyd: From Hollywood, California, weighing in at 225 lbs, "The Living Legend", GERRRRRARD ANGELOOOOOOOOO!He stops at the ring stairs and slaps the top step before climbing them, and walking to the center of the ring apron. Angelo surveys the arena crowd once more, before slipping through the middle and top rope into the ring. He walks to the opposite ring post, leaping up onto the second turnbuckle. Gerry points to the crowd before unzipping his hoodie, which gets more than a few ladies in the audience to scream out, before pulling it off and pretending to toss it to the fans, before just dropping it on the floor with a smirk. "The Hollywood Hero" hops down and removes his trademark sunglasses, placing them in the corner neatly before leaning back against the turnbuckles, still mouthing off to the fans as he starts to stretch. Chris Avery: Angelo came in to AW and immediately started showing he belongs here, with some amazing wins. He was a hair away from becoming United States champion. He is definitely going to be winning rising star awards this year.Billy: But does he know how to PARTY? With lots of Solo cups and ketamine??The opening bell tolls as Gerard stands across the ring from Chad "Meister" Dudebro and Big Kev. Chad charges towards Gerard and eats a HEROES WELCOME elbow to the jaw! The crowd heaps boos on Gerard as he and Big Kev begin trading right hands, the ironically named Kev gains the better of the exchange as he backs Gerard up against the ropes, then shooting out to the center of the ring where he scoops up the Hall of Famer before body slamming him to the mat. Big Kev bounces off the ropes looking to drop an elbow across the throat of Gerard. Gerard rolls out of the way of sending Kev crashing to the mat, and he rolls around holding his arm. Gerard reaches his feet where he measures Kev as Big Kev starts working his way to his feet. Gerard bounces off the rope, springboarding off the middle rope delivering a missile dropkick, throwing Kev completely outside of the ring. Gerard rights himself, and arrogantly turns to the crowd, holding his arms up to a chorus of boos. Chad Dudebro finally recovers, sneaking up behind Gerard, rolling him up with a schoolboy. Billy: You can never take your eyes off of the Meister!!Chris Avery: Angelo bills himself as the Living Legend, and he has the stats to back it up, while the Party Bros, admittedly, do not... but you're still in the ring with two against one, and you can't take your eyes off them!One... Two... Kickout. Gerard escapes the near fall. Both men quickly get to their feet with Chadmeister blocking a right hand attempt by Gerard, Chadmeister delivers a boot to the midsection before dropping Gerard with a DDT! Chadmeister makes his way to his feet, and, spotting his partner getting on the apron, Chad lets out a "BRO! SWEET!" and tags him in. Big Kev and Chadmeister pick Gerard up off the mat, pushing him into the ropes and tangling Gerard's arms up. Chadmeister lays the boots to the chest of Gerard while Kev lays his boot across the throat of Gerard. The referee lays the count to Big Kev who breaks the choke at the four count. Kev takes several steps back where he instructs Chadmeister to whip Gerard towards him, he does and Gerard is met with a running Yakuza kick to the face by Big Kev. Big Kev bounces off the ropes dropping the leg across the throat of Gerard. Kev covers. One... Two... Kickout. Kev curses, and he goes to tag ChadMeister in. Chad grabs Gerard, and starts lifting him up. Gerard fights back with an uppercut, stumbling Chadmeister away. Gerard gets to his feet and sprints to the ropes, but as he comes back, Chadmeister delivers a back elbow to the side of Gerard’s face. Gerard stumbles back a step, holding his cheek, before turning around into an exhausted superkick by Chadmeister. Chadmeister falls on top of him for the pin. One... Two... Kickout. Chris Avery: I have to say, I’m surprised Gerard’s been in this much trouble this early.Billy: The key word is early. He’s got plenty of time to bounce back.As if perfectly on cue, Gerard rips off a standing dropkick out of nowhere as the two men reached their feet. Billy: Like I was saying…Gerard buys some time to gather himself with the surprise move that catches Chadmeister off guard. The dropkick sent Chadmeister to the ropes where he finds himself near his partner, but he’s too shaken to comprehend his position. Gerard, meanwhile, pulls himself up by the other side ropes. Gerard takes off running towards Chadmeister, but Big Kev ducks his head and sends Gerard over the top ropes with a back body drop, though the former PCW World Champion lands athletically on his feet! Gerard quickly grabs Chadmeister’s feet and rips it out from under him, and Chadmeister falls face first to the mat. Gerard quickly slides back into the ring and lands an elbow drop right to the back of Chadmeister’s neck before turning him over for a cross armbreaker hold. Chris Avery: Tearjerker! Gerard quickly turns the tables on his opponent!Billy: Ohh, this is gonna need as many tissues as a Hallmark rom-com!Chadmeister tries to fight his way out of the submission, but he’s having a lot of difficulty, something his partner recognizes. Big Kev drops down on the outside floor and grabs his partner by the feet before dragging him back towards the edge of the ring where he drapes Chadmeister’s legs on the bottom rope. The ref clearly notices what’s happened and he admonishes Big Kev, who doesn’t care, as he holds his arms up in the air, acting innocent. Gerard breaks the hold, and walks over to the ropes, pointing and shouting at Kev. Kev gets on the apron. Chad, meanwhile, is cradling his arm and cringing in pain. The referee, distracted with trying to get Kev away, doesn't see it when Gerard is suddenly doubled over in pain, and the camera sees that, not using his arms, but Chadmeister has scooted underneath Gerard and brought his boot squarely up into Gerard's plums. Gerard gasps, and holds his groin. Chad, shaking the feeling out of his arm, rolls over, as Big Kev reasserts himself and holds his arm for a tag. Chad, in pain, tags in. Big Kev immediately goes for a pin. Billy: You gotta wonder if Gerard would have wanted to call a time out so his stunt double could have taken that hit.One... Two... Kickout! Big Kev yells and bangs the mat in annoyance. He quickly reaches his feet, where he calls for Chadmeister to pick Gerard up and hold him in position. Chadmeister picks Gerard up, holding him by both arms. Big Kev bounces off the ropes where he looks for another Yakuza kick to the face, Gerard ducks out of the way sending Big Kev's right boot into the face of Chadmeister sending Chadmeister to the mat! Big Kev spins around where he's met with a kick to the upper right quad by Gerard! Big Kev swings with a right hand that Gerard ducks out of the way off. Big Kev spins around where he's met with an offensive flurry of right hands by Gerard. Big Kev swings with another right hand that Gerard ducks under before catching Kev with a springboard cutter! The crowd roars, Chadmeister Jones is shown rolling out to the ring apron before climbing up to the top rope. Chadmeister leaps off the top rope looking for a flying clothesline only to eat a springboard cutter from out of nowhere! Chris Avery: Gerard Angelo doling out back to back Director's Cuts, but he’s not making the pin yet…?Billy: Gerard is taking his sweet time to make the pin here! What incredible arrogance he’s displaying!Gerard FINALLY makes the cover on Chadmeister hooking the near leg. Chris Avery: Delay or no, this match is over, Billy!One! Two! Three! Ding Ding Ding Adilene Floyd: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, GERARD ANGELO!Billy: Does this mean the party is over?Chris Avery: It sure looks like it’s at least been disrupted, Billy. Billy: Damn this man, Gerard Angelo! Damn that fun hater!Angelo celebrates his victory and laughs as the Party Bros writhe in agony on the mat.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 15, 2022 0:59:42 GMT -5
CJ Phoenix(c) vs John Blade Adilene Floyd: It’s time for the MAIN EVENT of the evening! This match will be ONE FALL! And it is for the United State Championship! Introducing first… the challenger… John Blade’s music begins to play as he walks out on stage. Adilene Floyd: Hailing from Boston, Massachusetts… weighing in at 251 pounds… He…is…JOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEE!Blade talks to the camera man and bounces a little. He holds up his “Never Give Up” logo flag and tosses it to the fans. He salutes and stares into the camera and says "Tonight is the night!" and runs straight down towards the ring. He bounces off the ropes side to side and he holds up his “Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect” shirt. He takes off his hat and tosses his shirt to the fans and hands his Chain to the ref to begin to fight. Adilene Floyd: And his opponent!"Break My Baby" Echoes through the stadium as the camera rotates around. Seconds later, CJ Phoenix walks out and stops at the middle of the ramp, stretching his arms out while lowering his head. Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana...weighing in at 201lbs...he is the United States Champion...the Luminary of Despair...CJ PHOENIX!!!As the chorus begins, he covers half of his face with his hand. Then, he slowly lowers his arm and looks around at the arena. A sinister smile grows on his face as he walks to the ring. Once inside, he hops on the turnbuckle and stares off unto the audience. Finally, he hops down, looks into the camera lens, and covers one side of his face with his hand for a second while mouthing the word "despair". The ref calls for the bell, and the match is underway. DING DING DING Blade and CJ approach the center of the ring and CJ extends a hand as a sign of respect. Blade shakes CJ’s hand without hesitation. Billy: Great sign of respect between two incredible competitors there.Chris Avery: These two have captured a similar never say die energy, and I think that’s building that respect between them!Blade and CJ immediately tie up in a traditional collar and elbow, and Blade takes control shifting to a side headlock on CJ. After a moment, CJ is able to toss Blade into the ropes. On the rebound, Blade ducks a clothesline attempt from CJ and stops cold in his tracks to nail CJ with a forearm to the back as CJ turns to face Blade. Billy: So quick!Blade runs through him with a stiff clothesline, and CJ goes down. Blade reaches down to grab CJ off the mat, but CJ lands a series of solid kicks to Blade’s head. Chris Avery: Hell of a reversal there!Blade stumbles back and goes down, nursing his head as CJ mounts Blade’s upper body and begins to land strikes all about the head and chest of Blade. CJ’s flurry of strikes culminates in a burst of straight elbow strikes to the head. CJ stands and drags a dazed Blade to his feet as well. Billy: Blade looks stunned here.Chris Avery: CJ just landed a lot of solid blows there, Billy. I’m not surprised Blade’s feeling them.CJ kicks Blade in the gut and drills him into the mat with a stiff looking DDT. CJ stands over Blade and goes for a standing moonsault but Blade gets his knees up! Billy: Reversals on top of reversals!Chris Avery: So well matched!Billy: Eventually one of them has to get the upper hand and take control here, Chris!CJ is holding his ribs after crashing into Blade’s knees, and he rolls to the outside of the ring to recover. Blade climbs slowly back to his feet and sees CJ on the outside. Blade bounces off the ropes and runs in CJ’s direction. Billy: IS BLADE GONNA DO A SUICIDE DIVE?!Blade baseball slides under the ropes to the outside. Billy: Oh. Damn. He faked me out, Chris. Damn. I wanted to see the big man fly. Blade moves to pick CJ up, but CJ hurriedly sweeps Blade’s legs and sends the bigger man face first into the ring steps. As CJ nurses his ribs, the referee starts the count. 1! 2! Billy: This one just cannot end in a double count out!Chris Avery: These two are too damn competitive to let this match end like that!3! 4! 5! Both men begin to stir as the count continues. 6! 7! 8! Each man is up to his feet a bit unsteady. 9! Both CJ and Blade roll back in the ring and the count is broken. Billy: WHEW! It’d be such a shame to see these two competitors end this match in a count out!Blade is first to his feet and charges CJ, who is up right after Blade. CJ launches himself into the air and catches Blade in a headscissors before sending Blade flying down to the mat near the corner. Blade crawls into the corner, and CJ is immediately up and charging Blade in the corner. As CJ nears Blade, CJ leaps and drives both of his feet into Blade’s chest, pinning Blade between all of CJ’s body weight and the turnbuckles. Billy: Shitfire! What an impact!Chris Avery: That’ll just drive all of the air out of you! Damn!CJ grabs Blade’s legs and pulls him out to the center of the ring for the cover. 1! 2! NO! Blade kicks out at the last moment! CJ stands, a sly smile on his face. Billy: Why’s he smiling?!Chris Avery: It’s respect, Billy! CJ can’t help but respect the heart of John Blade!CJ picks Blade up off the mat and whips Blade into the ropes. Chris Avery: CJ’s looking for the spear!As Blade rebounds from the ropes, he sees CJ coming and side steps the champion while taking hold of CJ’s head and throwing him to the outside under the bottom rope! Billy: Nice reversal!Blade follows CJ to the outside, but CJ is up quick as lightning and climbs the turnbuckles to throw himself at Blade in a huge crossbody. CJ makes a sick impact with Blade and they both tumble back to the floor. Billy: MY GOD!1! 2! 3! 4! Billy: GET UP! GET UP!5! 6! 7! Billy: GET UP, GODDAMN IT!8! 9! CJ rises to his feet just in time to lean into the ring and restart the count as he returns back to the outside. 1! 2! 3! CJ grabs Blade from the mat and rolls Blade back into the ring. CJ follows him into the ring and breaks the count. CJ approaches Blade and locks in a Boston Crab! Billy: The Boston Crab is a tough one to escape! This doesn’t look good for Blade!The referee checks on Blade, but Blade refuses to tap out. CJ wrenches the hold and tightens it up as Blade is attempting to wriggle free. Chris Avery: Blade’s fingers are close to the ropes! I think he can get a rope break here!Blade works his way slowly to the ropes, and gets hid grip firmly on the bottom rope and then the middle rope and then the top rope before Blade powers himself out of the move and sens CJ crashing to the mat. Billy: WOW! Such power!Blade crawls toward CJ and drapes an arm over CJ for the cover. 1! 2! NO! CJ kicks out! Both men are down on the mat recovering from the damage delivered by this physical match. CJ works his way to vertical and waits for Blade to stand on shaky legs. As Blade turns to face CJ, CJ charges and cuts Blade in half with a solid spear. Chris Avery: BIG IMPACT THERE!Billy: CJ is quick to capitalize here! He’s up on the ropes! I think… YES! IT’S THE PHOENIX SPLASH! THIS IS OVER!1! 2! 3! DING DING DING! Adilene Floyd: AND YOUR WINNER…Billy: WHAT THE HELL?! WHO IS THAT?!A mystery man slides into the ring and grabs CJ in at the waist as the champion is slow to get up from the pin. Chris Avery: Whoever this guy is, he’s just rag dolling the United States Champion! Just deadweight lifted CJ up into position for a powerbomb!Billy: AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET OUT HERE AND STOP THIS!Suddenly, Dandy DiVito runs down the ramp! Chris Avery: IS DANDY MAKING THE SAVE FOR HIS OLD FOLLOWING BROTHER?!The monster stranger loads CJ up for one more powerbomb as Dandy slides into the ring and stands up into the guy’s face with a serious business look, but just as it looks like Dandy is going to come to blows with the big man, he laughs and screams out: Dandy DiVito: HIT THE MOTHERFUCKER AGAIN, MAN! GIG THAT BITCH!The mystery man drills CJ into the mat AGAIN, and Dandy crouches over the fallen US Champ laughing. Billy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? WHY?!Chris Avery: We’ve heard rumors, but… I… I just don’t believe them, Billy. That said, we’re out of time! Hold your loved ones a little closer tonight, people!This special edition of Clash is off the air.
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