Post by Big Harper on Feb 1, 2022 2:56:38 GMT -5
James Payne: This is a cry for help, Joey Bunga! You need to get off the american METH that you're clearly smoking up in the back alley before every CruiserClash! We have contracts, we're guaranteed money! You won't answer our calls, you won't answer our texts and rumor is you don't like what we've done to Torture and Odin Balfore, well THEY'RE JUST THE STEPPING STONES IN THE CANADIAN TAKEOVER!
YOU SEE WE HAVE BEEN JOBBED OUT, USED UP, AND ABUSED EVER SINCE WE GOT HERE AND WE'RE THE GREATEST TAG TEAM CANADA HAS EVER SEEN... AND TATIANA JOLEE? GREATEST CANADIAN WRESTLER EVER!! AND LOOK US!! YOU GUYS TREAT US LIKE GOD DAMN JOKES!
He takes a deep breath.. but then continues..
James Payne: Ya know what I did? I took matters in my own hands! Were we part of the White House battle royal? No, because you're RACIST against Canadians! We could have defended our Tag belts, but Bunga texted us and I QUOTE "those belts smell like maple syrup and ham isn't bacon" ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THIS ISN'T FUNNY! OUR BELTS ARE REAL! OUR WINS ARE REAL! AND THIS WHOLE DAMN PLACE IS A BACKWARDS ASS COMPANY!
But ya know what? No way hoser, i'm going to continue doing what we always do. Finding ways to disrupt the American thought-process because everything you guys do is backwards and asinine. I'd be surprised if Bunga even knows what that word means! My boy big Cousin Harper here picked up that Odin Balfore and powerbombed his ass right down on the canvas and we did it for the LOVE of our Country, the pride we have for our flag, and we did it for the pure, raw, love we have for Tatiana Jolee.
Canadians watch Canadians backs.. can't say the same for you dumb, Americans!
Jessie Lee, I hope you're ready! If I'm forced to leave CruiserClash, I'm going to make each and everyone of you pay! You big dumb bird brained bitch, you're going to get these boots smashed into your skull and you're going to get pinned, 1, 2, 3 and thats just the way it be, ya god damn bitch.
It's time the Heritage takes whats theirs.
He turns the camera off and we see Harper and Luka Parsons walk by the camera just before.
YOU SEE WE HAVE BEEN JOBBED OUT, USED UP, AND ABUSED EVER SINCE WE GOT HERE AND WE'RE THE GREATEST TAG TEAM CANADA HAS EVER SEEN... AND TATIANA JOLEE? GREATEST CANADIAN WRESTLER EVER!! AND LOOK US!! YOU GUYS TREAT US LIKE GOD DAMN JOKES!
He takes a deep breath.. but then continues..
James Payne: Ya know what I did? I took matters in my own hands! Were we part of the White House battle royal? No, because you're RACIST against Canadians! We could have defended our Tag belts, but Bunga texted us and I QUOTE "those belts smell like maple syrup and ham isn't bacon" ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THIS ISN'T FUNNY! OUR BELTS ARE REAL! OUR WINS ARE REAL! AND THIS WHOLE DAMN PLACE IS A BACKWARDS ASS COMPANY!
But ya know what? No way hoser, i'm going to continue doing what we always do. Finding ways to disrupt the American thought-process because everything you guys do is backwards and asinine. I'd be surprised if Bunga even knows what that word means! My boy big Cousin Harper here picked up that Odin Balfore and powerbombed his ass right down on the canvas and we did it for the LOVE of our Country, the pride we have for our flag, and we did it for the pure, raw, love we have for Tatiana Jolee.
Canadians watch Canadians backs.. can't say the same for you dumb, Americans!
Jessie Lee, I hope you're ready! If I'm forced to leave CruiserClash, I'm going to make each and everyone of you pay! You big dumb bird brained bitch, you're going to get these boots smashed into your skull and you're going to get pinned, 1, 2, 3 and thats just the way it be, ya god damn bitch.
It's time the Heritage takes whats theirs.
He turns the camera off and we see Harper and Luka Parsons walk by the camera just before.
