Post by (Temorarily) haVoc on Jan 30, 2022 14:59:36 GMT -5
The diminutive Jade Riley reaches the elbow of the towering Danny Carruth as he’s proudly showing her the transformation chamber his son Kenny built years before. She’s inspecting each button, each setting, running her finger along the dial that demonstrates the progress of the transformation process. Her eyes veer towards the bottom of the device, which oddly appears as a cross between a steel refrigerator and a portable toilet.
Jade Riley: Oh wow! It has wheels!
Danny Carruth: He’s a smart boy who thinks outside the box. I guess he figured he’d want to make it easy to move it.
Jade Riley: That’s really clever. Does he get his brains from you?
The smoke hisses out of the machine as a big display blinks the word “ready”. And Jade pulls back on the handle of the chamber, and out he steps, looking just as fly as ever. Dark Kent smirks at Jade, who has a huge grin on her face. She bites down on her bottom lip.
Danny Carruth: I used to look like that when I was younger.
But Jade isn’t interested.
—
Dark Kent: So the time has come, Action Wrestling. Every year, for five years now, this company has descended upon our nation’s capitol. Last year, President Biden and Madame Vice President Harris were the honorary guests - and this year, you pulled the Bern.
Sounds like a downgrade to me.
Last year, it was the long-awaited, triumphant return of Lissie fuckin’ Hope! This year? She isn’t even on the card.
Sounds like a downgrade to me.
Last year, the card was stacked from top to bottom. This year, you throw together ten names who couldn’t have a fucking thing to do with each other into a battle royale, and you expect us to be… excited?
Pointless battle royales and opening shows - what the fuck, when did we become Revo1?
Dionysus.
Nash.
Price.
Jenson.
Balls.
You’ve got champions and supposed Hall of Famers - and this is how they’re treating you?
Romeo.
Kyrie.
Jay-Black.
My brothers - We need to rise up. We gotta work together.
We gotta be the revolution.
Jade Riley: Oh wow! It has wheels!
Danny Carruth: He’s a smart boy who thinks outside the box. I guess he figured he’d want to make it easy to move it.
Jade Riley: That’s really clever. Does he get his brains from you?
The smoke hisses out of the machine as a big display blinks the word “ready”. And Jade pulls back on the handle of the chamber, and out he steps, looking just as fly as ever. Dark Kent smirks at Jade, who has a huge grin on her face. She bites down on her bottom lip.
Danny Carruth: I used to look like that when I was younger.
But Jade isn’t interested.
—
Dark Kent: So the time has come, Action Wrestling. Every year, for five years now, this company has descended upon our nation’s capitol. Last year, President Biden and Madame Vice President Harris were the honorary guests - and this year, you pulled the Bern.
Sounds like a downgrade to me.
Last year, it was the long-awaited, triumphant return of Lissie fuckin’ Hope! This year? She isn’t even on the card.
Sounds like a downgrade to me.
Last year, the card was stacked from top to bottom. This year, you throw together ten names who couldn’t have a fucking thing to do with each other into a battle royale, and you expect us to be… excited?
Pointless battle royales and opening shows - what the fuck, when did we become Revo1?
Dionysus.
Nash.
Price.
Jenson.
Balls.
You’ve got champions and supposed Hall of Famers - and this is how they’re treating you?
Romeo.
Kyrie.
Jay-Black.
My brothers - We need to rise up. We gotta work together.
We gotta be the revolution.
