Idle Distractions (vs. Claire)
Jan 30, 2022 11:11:51 GMT -5
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Post by Max f'n Daemon on Jan 30, 2022 11:11:51 GMT -5
The side room located in the Capital One Arena is ready and waiting for the contract signing. Max is located on one side of the room. He peeks out of the curtain to spot the long table and the various logos of sponsors and of UFC that litter the back wall.
On the podium he can see the contract. It sits, awaiting both his and Conor’s names.
Despite this being his current goal, his night isn’t going to be over yet.
“I’ve almost made it my ‘thing’ that I participate in more than one event in the same day. And not just participate, but revel in it.
Ya’ see…I’m gonna be starin down the greatest fighter in the world, signin a contract ta' face him again in a month or so, and then goin ta' the back and getting ready for a match against somebody who has more ego and hype about themselves than even I can hope to muster right now.
A lot of people think they know me. Think they can predict shit about me, what I’ll say, what I’ll do, and think that a win justifies every single fuckin thing they said.
Well fuck every single one of ya’.
From the tip-top motherfuckers in the World Title scene like Dandy who always gets a shot even if they don’t deserve it.
Ta' the lowball assholes who can never make it off CruiserClash like Void.
But even still, all of that shit doesn’t bother me as much as arrogant shitholes who think that I’m predictable.
For all that I’ve done, all the accomplishments, from Top 10 in CruiserHavoc two years in a row, from singlehandedly winnin Tokyo Fite, ta' the inaugural Pure Cup, ta' makin that Pure Title relevant after Noris Cranley made it a joke. All of that doesn’t mean a damn ta' anyone because it’s me.
Claire Hawkins thinks that the match at Hellscape was somehow definitive and wasn’t just a clusterfuck Tort designed ta' showcase violent by nature wrestlers.
And yet somehow, the least violent of us won. I, personally, chalk that down ta' the nature of the environment.
But we’re not gonna be in a shitshow warehouse brawlin around ta' try ta' escape. No, Claire, you’re gonna be stuck in that ring, starin down one of the most violent and vicious wrestlers in the AW. And I’m not gonna be fightin for money or glory, or whatever bullshit achievement ya’ think holdin the CBS Title is.
At this point I’m fightin because motherfuckers like you think I’m predictable.
Ya' won the title not even a month ago and ya’ think you’re tough shit because of it?
Tell me Claire, would ya’ have rather faced John Black? Would ya’ have bent over backwards ta' spout the same shit that better wrestlers than ya’ have spouted if it was John Black?
Seriously, Johnny-boy and Lis said the same shit ta’ me and said it better.
The only thing ya’ proved is ya’ can survive.
But this isn’t a clusterfucker in a warehouse.
This is one-on-one, in the ring, no bullshit allowed.
And when it comes ta’ survivin, nobody does it better than me.
That CBS Title has been marred ta' shit by wrestlers like Cassidy or Zalez who have held it but not done anythin of note with it.
That CBS Title could be more than a trinket. It’s a representative of a fuckin national network channel, but it’s been reduced to people like you or Aprhiya holdin it.
Well, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that the only reason I’m fightin ya’ is because Tort and Pasta Mack know that without me on the card, this show would’ve been lesser for it.
I was fine just doin my contract signin with Conor, makin that its own hype, do it durin the show, but no, I’m gonna have ta’ deal with this bullshit and then rush over, get showered, put on the nice suit, and then confront my real opponent. Or the other one way around, nobody knows how this fuckin show is scheduled.
Cause honestly, who the fuck gives a shit about Claire Hawkins on a show this stacked?
Nah, the CBS Title and Claire are an afterthought.
I am the attraction in that match. I am an attraction for Revolution.
There are no coattails ta' ride when I’ve got my own coattails ta’ soar with.
It’s become a fad ta’ try and shoot me down, lower my level, and why? Because people look up ta’ Lis?
Nah.
Because people look up ta’ failures.
And Claire’s gonna find out what a failure feels like. And when I’m walkin inta’ Las Vegas, inta’ that Octagon, I’m gonna raise that CBS Title up high.
I’m gonna stare inta’ the camera.
And Claire, know, with absolute certainty, that when I look inta’ those lens, and the CBS Title is in my grasp…that I’m lookin right at ya’.
And when I flip ya’ off, I’m flippin ya’ off too.
So go be a conceited bitch somewhere else.
I’ve got more important people to worry about.”
On the podium he can see the contract. It sits, awaiting both his and Conor’s names.
Despite this being his current goal, his night isn’t going to be over yet.
“I’ve almost made it my ‘thing’ that I participate in more than one event in the same day. And not just participate, but revel in it.
Ya’ see…I’m gonna be starin down the greatest fighter in the world, signin a contract ta' face him again in a month or so, and then goin ta' the back and getting ready for a match against somebody who has more ego and hype about themselves than even I can hope to muster right now.
A lot of people think they know me. Think they can predict shit about me, what I’ll say, what I’ll do, and think that a win justifies every single fuckin thing they said.
Well fuck every single one of ya’.
From the tip-top motherfuckers in the World Title scene like Dandy who always gets a shot even if they don’t deserve it.
Ta' the lowball assholes who can never make it off CruiserClash like Void.
But even still, all of that shit doesn’t bother me as much as arrogant shitholes who think that I’m predictable.
For all that I’ve done, all the accomplishments, from Top 10 in CruiserHavoc two years in a row, from singlehandedly winnin Tokyo Fite, ta' the inaugural Pure Cup, ta' makin that Pure Title relevant after Noris Cranley made it a joke. All of that doesn’t mean a damn ta' anyone because it’s me.
Claire Hawkins thinks that the match at Hellscape was somehow definitive and wasn’t just a clusterfuck Tort designed ta' showcase violent by nature wrestlers.
And yet somehow, the least violent of us won. I, personally, chalk that down ta' the nature of the environment.
But we’re not gonna be in a shitshow warehouse brawlin around ta' try ta' escape. No, Claire, you’re gonna be stuck in that ring, starin down one of the most violent and vicious wrestlers in the AW. And I’m not gonna be fightin for money or glory, or whatever bullshit achievement ya’ think holdin the CBS Title is.
At this point I’m fightin because motherfuckers like you think I’m predictable.
Ya' won the title not even a month ago and ya’ think you’re tough shit because of it?
Tell me Claire, would ya’ have rather faced John Black? Would ya’ have bent over backwards ta' spout the same shit that better wrestlers than ya’ have spouted if it was John Black?
Seriously, Johnny-boy and Lis said the same shit ta’ me and said it better.
The only thing ya’ proved is ya’ can survive.
But this isn’t a clusterfucker in a warehouse.
This is one-on-one, in the ring, no bullshit allowed.
And when it comes ta’ survivin, nobody does it better than me.
That CBS Title has been marred ta' shit by wrestlers like Cassidy or Zalez who have held it but not done anythin of note with it.
That CBS Title could be more than a trinket. It’s a representative of a fuckin national network channel, but it’s been reduced to people like you or Aprhiya holdin it.
Well, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that the only reason I’m fightin ya’ is because Tort and Pasta Mack know that without me on the card, this show would’ve been lesser for it.
I was fine just doin my contract signin with Conor, makin that its own hype, do it durin the show, but no, I’m gonna have ta’ deal with this bullshit and then rush over, get showered, put on the nice suit, and then confront my real opponent. Or the other one way around, nobody knows how this fuckin show is scheduled.
Cause honestly, who the fuck gives a shit about Claire Hawkins on a show this stacked?
Nah, the CBS Title and Claire are an afterthought.
I am the attraction in that match. I am an attraction for Revolution.
There are no coattails ta' ride when I’ve got my own coattails ta’ soar with.
It’s become a fad ta’ try and shoot me down, lower my level, and why? Because people look up ta’ Lis?
Nah.
Because people look up ta’ failures.
And Claire’s gonna find out what a failure feels like. And when I’m walkin inta’ Las Vegas, inta’ that Octagon, I’m gonna raise that CBS Title up high.
I’m gonna stare inta’ the camera.
And Claire, know, with absolute certainty, that when I look inta’ those lens, and the CBS Title is in my grasp…that I’m lookin right at ya’.
And when I flip ya’ off, I’m flippin ya’ off too.
So go be a conceited bitch somewhere else.
I’ve got more important people to worry about.”
