Post by Jessie Lee on Jan 30, 2022 2:07:16 GMT -5
"Well, it's finally time ladies an' gents."
"Revolution five."
"The six-foot Thunderbolt vs the Horrorcore Hottie for the Women's Championship."
"Oooooh let's fuckin' go!"
"At least, that's what I wanna say but the fact is I'm just a bit disappointed that it ain't that looney psycho bish Kitsumi. At least then we could give the fans a helluva fight that'd be unpredictable as fuck an' would have people talkin' win, lose, or draw. Instead? Well, instead we get a piece of piss piece of shit that would rather remind people that she's over forty years old.....as if that even fuckin' mattered when it came to beatin' the hell outta people in the ring. If it DID matter then we'd never stop talkin' 'bout how old Odin Balfore is; the dude's been workin' the ropes for, like, the last thirty fuckin' years an' he's STILL winnin' World straps an' kickin' some fuckin' ass."
"Krystal Halestorm?"
"Krissie is a literal fuckin' leech that cares more 'bout bein' the center of attention than actually competin' in the ring. Oh she can talk a decent game an' spin a damn good narrative 'bout bein' old an' wantin' to prove herself to the younger competitors, but that kinda shit goes right out the damn window when your name means less than dog shit an' ya suddenly start blowin' up Twitter 'bout how you're hangin' with such talented an' hard workin' ladies in Azzy Vibbs an' Aphri Adles? Well, I shouldn't have to say how pretty fuckin' sus that looks..........but that shit looks hella fuckin' sus. Especially when ya haven't a fuckin' thing to justify all the attention you're gettin'. Sure, the ol' bag beat Kitsumi; a literal fuckin' child by comparison; but it isn't like the lass was unbeatable or some kinda deity-like bish. Fuckin' hell, the nutter got beat by a greased up an' sleazy lookin' truck driver durin' the first round of last year's Eliminator tourney. So yeah, while a win over Kit is a nice little feather in Krissie's cap it isn't nearly as impressive as people will make it out to be."
"So what does that mean for the shindig happenin' at the American capital?"
"Krissie Halestorm is gettin' hurt."
"She's gettin' hurt REAL fuckin' bad."
"I ain't walkin' into that Capital One arena to fuck around an' beg for subscribers for a failin' Onlyfans account. I'm walkin' with EVERY intention of walkin' out as Women's Champion! However, that shouldn't be much of a surprise to anyone with a God damn brain cell. I'm a competitor. I'm a FIGHTER. Scrappin', brawlin', an' wrestlin' is in so fuckin' ingrained into my system that I might as well fuckin' bleed brutality an' dauntless fuckin' determination. Does that mean I'm some crazy fuckin' machine that never makes a mistake or two? Fuck no! I lose just as much as I win, but when I get my ass beat I drag myself back up an' wipe away the mud an' blood; I refocus an' get back to the bloody fuckin' grind."
"That's what separates us."
"I'll fight tooth an' nail to EARN that right to call myself Women's CHampion; I'll put everythin' that I am on the line. If it means that I can be an inspiration for people; if I can show them that gettin' back up after bein' knocked down means something; then you better fuckin' understand that I'll do whatever it fuckin' takes. If I gotta spill every drop of blood; break every bone then I'm damn sure goin' to fuckin' do it!! If I gotta break off Krissie's legs an' beat her to death with 'em to be that kinda Women's Champion, then ya better fuckin' pick up what I'm puttin' down cause I'm gonna do it. I LIVE for this shit! I EAT, SLEEP, an' BREATHE this industry an' there isn't any miserable piece of shit that can fuckin' deny me of what I love!"
"So Krystal, an' this is just me shootin' straight wit' ya, I'mma end ya this Sunday. I'mma drop the BOOM! an' break your fuckin' jaw. I'mma hook your arms behind ya, spin ya right 'round, then I'm gonna break every vertebra with pure fuckin' LEETHALITY!"
"Revolution five."
"The six-foot Thunderbolt vs the Horrorcore Hottie for the Women's Championship."
"Oooooh let's fuckin' go!"
"At least, that's what I wanna say but the fact is I'm just a bit disappointed that it ain't that looney psycho bish Kitsumi. At least then we could give the fans a helluva fight that'd be unpredictable as fuck an' would have people talkin' win, lose, or draw. Instead? Well, instead we get a piece of piss piece of shit that would rather remind people that she's over forty years old.....as if that even fuckin' mattered when it came to beatin' the hell outta people in the ring. If it DID matter then we'd never stop talkin' 'bout how old Odin Balfore is; the dude's been workin' the ropes for, like, the last thirty fuckin' years an' he's STILL winnin' World straps an' kickin' some fuckin' ass."
"Krystal Halestorm?"
"Krissie is a literal fuckin' leech that cares more 'bout bein' the center of attention than actually competin' in the ring. Oh she can talk a decent game an' spin a damn good narrative 'bout bein' old an' wantin' to prove herself to the younger competitors, but that kinda shit goes right out the damn window when your name means less than dog shit an' ya suddenly start blowin' up Twitter 'bout how you're hangin' with such talented an' hard workin' ladies in Azzy Vibbs an' Aphri Adles? Well, I shouldn't have to say how pretty fuckin' sus that looks..........but that shit looks hella fuckin' sus. Especially when ya haven't a fuckin' thing to justify all the attention you're gettin'. Sure, the ol' bag beat Kitsumi; a literal fuckin' child by comparison; but it isn't like the lass was unbeatable or some kinda deity-like bish. Fuckin' hell, the nutter got beat by a greased up an' sleazy lookin' truck driver durin' the first round of last year's Eliminator tourney. So yeah, while a win over Kit is a nice little feather in Krissie's cap it isn't nearly as impressive as people will make it out to be."
"So what does that mean for the shindig happenin' at the American capital?"
"Krissie Halestorm is gettin' hurt."
"She's gettin' hurt REAL fuckin' bad."
"I ain't walkin' into that Capital One arena to fuck around an' beg for subscribers for a failin' Onlyfans account. I'm walkin' with EVERY intention of walkin' out as Women's Champion! However, that shouldn't be much of a surprise to anyone with a God damn brain cell. I'm a competitor. I'm a FIGHTER. Scrappin', brawlin', an' wrestlin' is in so fuckin' ingrained into my system that I might as well fuckin' bleed brutality an' dauntless fuckin' determination. Does that mean I'm some crazy fuckin' machine that never makes a mistake or two? Fuck no! I lose just as much as I win, but when I get my ass beat I drag myself back up an' wipe away the mud an' blood; I refocus an' get back to the bloody fuckin' grind."
"That's what separates us."
"I'll fight tooth an' nail to EARN that right to call myself Women's CHampion; I'll put everythin' that I am on the line. If it means that I can be an inspiration for people; if I can show them that gettin' back up after bein' knocked down means something; then you better fuckin' understand that I'll do whatever it fuckin' takes. If I gotta spill every drop of blood; break every bone then I'm damn sure goin' to fuckin' do it!! If I gotta break off Krissie's legs an' beat her to death with 'em to be that kinda Women's Champion, then ya better fuckin' pick up what I'm puttin' down cause I'm gonna do it. I LIVE for this shit! I EAT, SLEEP, an' BREATHE this industry an' there isn't any miserable piece of shit that can fuckin' deny me of what I love!"
"So Krystal, an' this is just me shootin' straight wit' ya, I'mma end ya this Sunday. I'mma drop the BOOM! an' break your fuckin' jaw. I'mma hook your arms behind ya, spin ya right 'round, then I'm gonna break every vertebra with pure fuckin' LEETHALITY!"
