Post by Bolas De Arana on Jan 23, 2022 12:37:54 GMT -5
“Luck. Pure and simple luck. That is what you were afforded Romeo. The wrestling gods decied that neither one of us was to walk out with a win that night. But I am more than a simple man such as yourself and I demand more. So this week I shall stand in the ring with the one and only Andre Jensen. And we shall do so as not enemies, but men who seek more than a win.”
[The lights rise on the voice and soon Bolas de Arana comes into view. He is layed out on his stomach, a towel covering his unmentionables as Lilyana and Lilith massage his back. His face is half painted in the look of a skull, and even now it looks perfect. He continues to stare at the camera as he speaks, allowing the two women to massage his body.]
“You see, our so called leader has decided that this is a tag eccentric Cruiserclash. And as such, there shall be matches of the many variety. But I ask you, neigh I implore you, think upong this: if two men such as ourselves work together for a win, do we not deserve more then just praise?”
[Bolas raises an eyebrow in a questioning way, a small smirk forming on his lips]
“It isn’t like there are tag teams falling out of the sky to wrestle on Cruiserclash. And the ones that do exist are, for lack of a better term, lame ducks. No one really wants to watch these Xerox copies of teams from the past. Instead, they want fresh, new, exciting, sexy. And thats just me. Now you add all this with Jensen and you get a team that forces half your audience to change their pants when we are seen.”
“You understand he is part of a tag team with Teo, right?”
Bolas huffs.
“That means nothing to me if we are in the ring together. Teo is another problem for another time. This is Two Sexy MFers! And we are gonna roll the dice on Salem and Romeo and when we hit our crit, they are going to need to start over from scratch. Roll for initiative bitches!”
“Thats my man, now you flip your sexy ass over and let Lilith take care of you.”
“Sister, you will not be the only one taking care of him. Do as she says Bolas dear.”
[Bolas looks at the camera and smiles]
“How could a gent refuse such an offer.”
[The scene fades out as Bolas is flipping over]
[The lights rise on the voice and soon Bolas de Arana comes into view. He is layed out on his stomach, a towel covering his unmentionables as Lilyana and Lilith massage his back. His face is half painted in the look of a skull, and even now it looks perfect. He continues to stare at the camera as he speaks, allowing the two women to massage his body.]
“You see, our so called leader has decided that this is a tag eccentric Cruiserclash. And as such, there shall be matches of the many variety. But I ask you, neigh I implore you, think upong this: if two men such as ourselves work together for a win, do we not deserve more then just praise?”
[Bolas raises an eyebrow in a questioning way, a small smirk forming on his lips]
“It isn’t like there are tag teams falling out of the sky to wrestle on Cruiserclash. And the ones that do exist are, for lack of a better term, lame ducks. No one really wants to watch these Xerox copies of teams from the past. Instead, they want fresh, new, exciting, sexy. And thats just me. Now you add all this with Jensen and you get a team that forces half your audience to change their pants when we are seen.”
“You understand he is part of a tag team with Teo, right?”
Bolas huffs.
“That means nothing to me if we are in the ring together. Teo is another problem for another time. This is Two Sexy MFers! And we are gonna roll the dice on Salem and Romeo and when we hit our crit, they are going to need to start over from scratch. Roll for initiative bitches!”
“Thats my man, now you flip your sexy ass over and let Lilith take care of you.”
“Sister, you will not be the only one taking care of him. Do as she says Bolas dear.”
[Bolas looks at the camera and smiles]
“How could a gent refuse such an offer.”
[The scene fades out as Bolas is flipping over]
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Will Bolas and Andre conquer the dungeon of Salem and Romeo?
Or will they be lost forever in the Halls of Failure?
And did anyone else notice a lack of paper throwing?
All this and more when you stay tuned to Action Wrestling and Cruiser Clash!
