APHABLE AZZUMPTION WITH THE TUSH SHUSHERS!!
Jan 22, 2022 21:46:49 GMT -5
Karlie Nash, Addy A, and 2 more like this
Post by Aphriya Adler on Jan 22, 2022 21:46:49 GMT -5
~~~}}}APHABLE AZZUMPTION WITH THE TUSH SHUSHERS!!{{{~~~
The scene swirls into focus on a set of doors with snowy glass. Engraved upon each door is the words ‘Myrtle Beach MMA and Wrestling’. A moment passes and out steps none other than Aphriya Adler smiling. She says something inside that cannot be heard exactly before she turns and her focus falls upon the camera. Her bright smile sends a gleam through her eyes.
“You guys are tenacious aren’t you?”
She says lightly and in a joking manner.
“I know my tag team partner Azzy and I are in this massive main event dance party on CruiserClash this week. We are going to be joined by Miss Jessie Lee. Also by the amazingly and very stunningly beautiful six foot bombshell Krystal Hale.”
She pauses a moment as it seems she is carried off into a little imaginative fantasy world. She quickly snaps out of it and returns her focus to the camera.
“I’ll call this team of awesome women, Aphable Azzumption and the Tush Shushers.”
She lets out a light chuckle as she begins to walk, the camera follows.
“I really wish y’all would let me just go crazy with crazy words of discouragement, but it’s all good. I’ll get the message across just as well.”
She walks around and the camera shows her leaning against a gray jeep wrangler with pink pin striping.
“So we get to dance around the ring with four incredible and battle tested superstars of the cruiserweight division of Action Wrestling. I love the challenge. The lovely Addy A, with Teo Blaze, and last but certainly not the least of the four is the current CruiserWeight Tag Team champs, Kill Mart. Interesting team name y’all.”
Aphriya turns and kind of looks up to the sky that is overcast with some light clouds. A slight breeze passes through pushing her blonde locks slightly back toward the jeep she leans against.
“If y’all haven’t noticed, I don’t usually come out with these things and just talk trash. I don’t strictly stick to words about and against my foes. That is boring and a tired way of promoting the mega dance. Dang you Azzy.”
She chuckles again.
“I keep calling these matches dances, girl. I blame you for it.”
She shoots a wink at the camera.
“Anyway. I am still a little perturbed about losing my CBS Title, but Miss Hawkins is a good champion too. I do hope to get to battle you again in the near future, but I am currently focused on advancing Azzy and I as a team together and of course get Miss Krystal Hale…”
Again she seems to trail off into a world only seen by her.
“...In the dances too. We can’t forget about Jessie, she looks to be a very good athlete for the CruiserClash roster. First let me say how proud I am of Azzy and myself as a team. Since our first tag fight, two weeks ago, then last week, we have yet to lose as a team. This week is definitely going to be a huge challenge. Addy A and Teo, both are excellent foes as individuals, I can only imagine how they will work as a team. Then Kill Mart, the current champs, kicked some major butt at CruiserHavoc to obtain those shiny gold belts. I am sure Azzy feels as I do and wants to add those belts to our resume.”
She lifts her left leg up and presses her foot against the jeep and combs her blonde hair with her right hand and fingers.
“I of course want to help Krystal and Jessie. I haven’t met Jessie officially yet but what I’ve seen she is fierce and ready to rock. I love it. Krystal got her feet wet and is striving for greatness. Love that too and well…”
Again off into the world she can only see.
“...This week will be tough. Addy A, super intense. Super successful Teo Blaze. And of course the CruiserWeight Tag Team Champions, Kill Mart. Although new, can’t underestimate them. Love y’all. See ya Monday.”
Opens the door of the jeep and climbs in as the scene swirls into blackness.
The scene swirls into focus on a set of doors with snowy glass. Engraved upon each door is the words ‘Myrtle Beach MMA and Wrestling’. A moment passes and out steps none other than Aphriya Adler smiling. She says something inside that cannot be heard exactly before she turns and her focus falls upon the camera. Her bright smile sends a gleam through her eyes.
“You guys are tenacious aren’t you?”
She says lightly and in a joking manner.
“I know my tag team partner Azzy and I are in this massive main event dance party on CruiserClash this week. We are going to be joined by Miss Jessie Lee. Also by the amazingly and very stunningly beautiful six foot bombshell Krystal Hale.”
She pauses a moment as it seems she is carried off into a little imaginative fantasy world. She quickly snaps out of it and returns her focus to the camera.
“I’ll call this team of awesome women, Aphable Azzumption and the Tush Shushers.”
She lets out a light chuckle as she begins to walk, the camera follows.
“I really wish y’all would let me just go crazy with crazy words of discouragement, but it’s all good. I’ll get the message across just as well.”
She walks around and the camera shows her leaning against a gray jeep wrangler with pink pin striping.
“So we get to dance around the ring with four incredible and battle tested superstars of the cruiserweight division of Action Wrestling. I love the challenge. The lovely Addy A, with Teo Blaze, and last but certainly not the least of the four is the current CruiserWeight Tag Team champs, Kill Mart. Interesting team name y’all.”
Aphriya turns and kind of looks up to the sky that is overcast with some light clouds. A slight breeze passes through pushing her blonde locks slightly back toward the jeep she leans against.
“If y’all haven’t noticed, I don’t usually come out with these things and just talk trash. I don’t strictly stick to words about and against my foes. That is boring and a tired way of promoting the mega dance. Dang you Azzy.”
She chuckles again.
“I keep calling these matches dances, girl. I blame you for it.”
She shoots a wink at the camera.
“Anyway. I am still a little perturbed about losing my CBS Title, but Miss Hawkins is a good champion too. I do hope to get to battle you again in the near future, but I am currently focused on advancing Azzy and I as a team together and of course get Miss Krystal Hale…”
Again she seems to trail off into a world only seen by her.
“...In the dances too. We can’t forget about Jessie, she looks to be a very good athlete for the CruiserClash roster. First let me say how proud I am of Azzy and myself as a team. Since our first tag fight, two weeks ago, then last week, we have yet to lose as a team. This week is definitely going to be a huge challenge. Addy A and Teo, both are excellent foes as individuals, I can only imagine how they will work as a team. Then Kill Mart, the current champs, kicked some major butt at CruiserHavoc to obtain those shiny gold belts. I am sure Azzy feels as I do and wants to add those belts to our resume.”
She lifts her left leg up and presses her foot against the jeep and combs her blonde hair with her right hand and fingers.
“I of course want to help Krystal and Jessie. I haven’t met Jessie officially yet but what I’ve seen she is fierce and ready to rock. I love it. Krystal got her feet wet and is striving for greatness. Love that too and well…”
Again off into the world she can only see.
“...This week will be tough. Addy A, super intense. Super successful Teo Blaze. And of course the CruiserWeight Tag Team Champions, Kill Mart. Although new, can’t underestimate them. Love y’all. See ya Monday.”
Opens the door of the jeep and climbs in as the scene swirls into blackness.
