Post by Papito on Jan 13, 2022 15:55:43 GMT -5
Papito and Riddler knew the decision they were going to have to make if he couldn't get the job done but it still weighed on their minds. Riddler created the Lucha World Order in Mexico City, Mexico years ago. Papito was an original member from 2014 to 2018 but then Jugo joined and Papito went to America to continue winning matches and Championships. Jugo was a part of LWO until they both left Mexico City in 2020. When Riddler came to Action Wrestling, he wanted to leave the LWO behind but he found out fast that he can't win here on his own and he wasn't getting the respect he deserves, so he called on Jugo to join him once more.
But then Papito came as an early Christmas Present for CruiserHavoc and things changed. Riddler and Papito have a chemistry between them that can't be explained. The bond they have is as if they were raised brothers by the same parents. Jugo was an ally, a friend, an amigo, but he wasn't a hermano, a brother and thats the difference. There was also another glaring side of Jugo that we just started seeing.. He was insecure and when he was insecure he was creating mistakes.
Riddler is sitting on a couch in a dark apartment as Papito comes out of a back room. Jugo comes through the front door.
Riddler: You'e back! Where did you park it?
Jugo looks panicked and can't stop looking over his shoulder. He closes the door behind him and looks through the curtain.
Riddler: No, Jugo. No. Did you mess this up too?
Papito takes a sigh as he walks closer to Jugo.
Jugo: I tried boosting that car but I think a cop got onto me! I told you, it wasn't going to
Riddler cuts him off with ease.
Riddler: NO EXCUSES, AMIGO! You knew this had to be done.
Jugo looks over and is sorry and Papito steps to him and puts his hand on his shoulder as if he'll take care of it. Riddler stands up and is frustrated with how this has turned out and just shakes his head in disgust to Jugo.
Riddler: Get your gear together, we leave first thing in the morning. You have a Championship match to prepare for, AMIGO.
Riddler has a bit of sass on the end of that and Jugo knows it. He's on thin ice. Jugo can't keep messing up, between this situation and the matches he's screwing up, the LWO can't take another loss.
The next morning the three of them get into a car while the police are searching and canvassing just a few houses down. They're not onto the LWO. They wear masks, well not Jugo, but Jugo is stupid.
Papito: We have the Red White and Bruised this week, Riddler. It's go time on Monday Night.
Riddler: Si, Amigo. Those Texas Tag Team Championships are something we've wanted for a long time. Remember going through Adelo and having to fight Tomas?
Papito: Si, si, hah the good days. We almost won those Tag Team Championships and now that we have them one final time we can't let this moment pass us up.
Jugo: I have a big match too!
Papito: You just focus on that. You just do what you do. We'll worry about being winners at the end of the night. Karlie Nash can eat her vitamins and say her prayers all she wants but she needs to be taken down a peg.
Riddler: I saw so many of those men and woman in the back trying to high five her and praise her after CruiserHavoc and all she did was dump on them. Right in gorilla, right when she walked through the curtain. She's an ungrateful bitch and she's going to get whats coming to her on Monday Night.
Papito: Si, amigo. Nikki Vaughn has been pinned more on CruiserClash than any other wrestler in the history of the show and people think thats a threat to us?
Riddler: I know Karlie, I know her well. I've had some battles with her and she's a cheat. She's a dirty, cheat. She likes to justify her actions with her dumb church, and her milf hunting, but she doesn't represent Texas nor Action Wrestling well at all.
Papito: You think Karlie is an outlaw? A cowboy? You think shes going to put cowboy boots on or you think shes too busy putting some old whales ankles in the air when her tongue gets drenched in what can only be described as mayonnaise and mustard combination.
Riddler: Oh my god, Papito, amigo that's disgusting.
Papito: Some of the disgusting, old whales I've seen her with smell from 10 feet away. How she dives in, nose first, shocks me.
Riddler: But you're right. We're the modern day Action Wrestling outlaws of the west. We're what Texas represents. Independence. Two languages, Spanish and English. That's who we are. We're Texas through and through by way of Mexico City and we're going to show that on CruiserClash, amigo. We're stealing cars, breaking hearts, we're the real cowboys.
Papito: If I could say one thing to Karlie, it would be how stupid she truly is. How there are probably people who love her but her cold, icy stare has turned so many of her loved ones away. How her family just doesn't talk to her anymore. She's abandoned them. She walks alone like Aaron Rodgers but two times as douchey and 5 times more American. She's everything I would imagine from an American Olympian, amigo, she's egotistitcal and uses a fake religion to justify her ignorance and stupidity all while walking the Earth with a sense of confidence only found in the richest of men. Know what I call that?
Riddler: What do you call it, Amigo?
Papito: A stupid bitch.
The three of them laugh as they're cruising down the highway.
Papito: Nikki and Karlie don't stand a chance. I don't understand any of their relationship by the way. It's never been explained but was the tall one Hilda?
Riddler: Yeah, Hilda was the tall one and she was sleeping with Karlie.
Papito: No, I don't think so.
Riddler: Oh, Nikki was sleeping with Karlie then?
Papito: I think they were just friends.
Riddler: So she's a serial-sex fiend who needs the love of an older woman everywhere she goes, and uses the bible to continue these tirades but doesn't sleep with Nikki nor Hilda?
Papito: Theres other woman too but no one knows who they are cause .. well, they just don't talk beyond much of a few liners against whoever is hosting their segments on CruiserClash.
Riddler: God, I really hate Karlie Nash. If Jugo couldn't swim and Karlie Nash was a pool, he'd be okay.. cause it's shallow as fuck!
The three laugh once more.
Papito: The deepest Karlie Nash has ever been was inside of a fat whales vagina while touring through North Dakota!
The three laugh for the final time.
Riddler: Good times, Papito, good times. This is what Lucha World Order is about.
The three nod in respect as the car continues down the highway on the way to CruiserClash. Jugo falling asleep in the back seat. Papito in the passenger seat and Riddler driving, the leader, the head amigo of the Lucha World Order.
But then Papito came as an early Christmas Present for CruiserHavoc and things changed. Riddler and Papito have a chemistry between them that can't be explained. The bond they have is as if they were raised brothers by the same parents. Jugo was an ally, a friend, an amigo, but he wasn't a hermano, a brother and thats the difference. There was also another glaring side of Jugo that we just started seeing.. He was insecure and when he was insecure he was creating mistakes.
Riddler is sitting on a couch in a dark apartment as Papito comes out of a back room. Jugo comes through the front door.
Riddler: You'e back! Where did you park it?
Jugo looks panicked and can't stop looking over his shoulder. He closes the door behind him and looks through the curtain.
Riddler: No, Jugo. No. Did you mess this up too?
Papito takes a sigh as he walks closer to Jugo.
Jugo: I tried boosting that car but I think a cop got onto me! I told you, it wasn't going to
Riddler cuts him off with ease.
Riddler: NO EXCUSES, AMIGO! You knew this had to be done.
Jugo looks over and is sorry and Papito steps to him and puts his hand on his shoulder as if he'll take care of it. Riddler stands up and is frustrated with how this has turned out and just shakes his head in disgust to Jugo.
Riddler: Get your gear together, we leave first thing in the morning. You have a Championship match to prepare for, AMIGO.
Riddler has a bit of sass on the end of that and Jugo knows it. He's on thin ice. Jugo can't keep messing up, between this situation and the matches he's screwing up, the LWO can't take another loss.
The next morning the three of them get into a car while the police are searching and canvassing just a few houses down. They're not onto the LWO. They wear masks, well not Jugo, but Jugo is stupid.
Papito: We have the Red White and Bruised this week, Riddler. It's go time on Monday Night.
Riddler: Si, Amigo. Those Texas Tag Team Championships are something we've wanted for a long time. Remember going through Adelo and having to fight Tomas?
Papito: Si, si, hah the good days. We almost won those Tag Team Championships and now that we have them one final time we can't let this moment pass us up.
Jugo: I have a big match too!
Papito: You just focus on that. You just do what you do. We'll worry about being winners at the end of the night. Karlie Nash can eat her vitamins and say her prayers all she wants but she needs to be taken down a peg.
Riddler: I saw so many of those men and woman in the back trying to high five her and praise her after CruiserHavoc and all she did was dump on them. Right in gorilla, right when she walked through the curtain. She's an ungrateful bitch and she's going to get whats coming to her on Monday Night.
Papito: Si, amigo. Nikki Vaughn has been pinned more on CruiserClash than any other wrestler in the history of the show and people think thats a threat to us?
Riddler: I know Karlie, I know her well. I've had some battles with her and she's a cheat. She's a dirty, cheat. She likes to justify her actions with her dumb church, and her milf hunting, but she doesn't represent Texas nor Action Wrestling well at all.
Papito: You think Karlie is an outlaw? A cowboy? You think shes going to put cowboy boots on or you think shes too busy putting some old whales ankles in the air when her tongue gets drenched in what can only be described as mayonnaise and mustard combination.
Riddler: Oh my god, Papito, amigo that's disgusting.
Papito: Some of the disgusting, old whales I've seen her with smell from 10 feet away. How she dives in, nose first, shocks me.
Riddler: But you're right. We're the modern day Action Wrestling outlaws of the west. We're what Texas represents. Independence. Two languages, Spanish and English. That's who we are. We're Texas through and through by way of Mexico City and we're going to show that on CruiserClash, amigo. We're stealing cars, breaking hearts, we're the real cowboys.
Papito: If I could say one thing to Karlie, it would be how stupid she truly is. How there are probably people who love her but her cold, icy stare has turned so many of her loved ones away. How her family just doesn't talk to her anymore. She's abandoned them. She walks alone like Aaron Rodgers but two times as douchey and 5 times more American. She's everything I would imagine from an American Olympian, amigo, she's egotistitcal and uses a fake religion to justify her ignorance and stupidity all while walking the Earth with a sense of confidence only found in the richest of men. Know what I call that?
Riddler: What do you call it, Amigo?
Papito: A stupid bitch.
The three of them laugh as they're cruising down the highway.
Papito: Nikki and Karlie don't stand a chance. I don't understand any of their relationship by the way. It's never been explained but was the tall one Hilda?
Riddler: Yeah, Hilda was the tall one and she was sleeping with Karlie.
Papito: No, I don't think so.
Riddler: Oh, Nikki was sleeping with Karlie then?
Papito: I think they were just friends.
Riddler: So she's a serial-sex fiend who needs the love of an older woman everywhere she goes, and uses the bible to continue these tirades but doesn't sleep with Nikki nor Hilda?
Papito: Theres other woman too but no one knows who they are cause .. well, they just don't talk beyond much of a few liners against whoever is hosting their segments on CruiserClash.
Riddler: God, I really hate Karlie Nash. If Jugo couldn't swim and Karlie Nash was a pool, he'd be okay.. cause it's shallow as fuck!
The three laugh once more.
Papito: The deepest Karlie Nash has ever been was inside of a fat whales vagina while touring through North Dakota!
The three laugh for the final time.
Riddler: Good times, Papito, good times. This is what Lucha World Order is about.
The three nod in respect as the car continues down the highway on the way to CruiserClash. Jugo falling asleep in the back seat. Papito in the passenger seat and Riddler driving, the leader, the head amigo of the Lucha World Order.
