My Name Is Jessica Cannon. Cop. (CD/Introduction)
Jan 12, 2022 0:15:44 GMT -5
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Post by Det. Jessica Cannon on Jan 12, 2022 0:15:44 GMT -5
My name is Jessica Cannon. Cop.
I live in a house with no doors. Or as I call them, 'The Invisible Doors'.
Any good cop knows that having a no door is having a good door. Whatever that means...
I only wear generic white cotton underwear. Nothing sexy. Nothing fancy. But only on the rear end of my undies is a cartoon drawing of me with a machete threatening to chop a bad guys head off. And when I squeeze my butt cheeks together it looks like my cartoon version of me succeeds in chopping off the baddies head.
Okay, I made some of that up. But that be pretty damn cool underwear if true, right?
I have a hard yet traditional exercise routine that I have been doing for years. Even before the Police Academy. I can do an infinite amount of push ups and any other kind of reps and burpies like no other person.
We see a shot of Jessica Cannon doing push ups.
"One billion three... One billion four... One billion five... One ... billlllion and six... One billion and seven..."
I sometimes lose count so I just assume the highest number possible.
I am on duty 24/7. Which any good cop should be. And that's what I am. A damn good cop. When I arrive to the police station first thing I do is print off a list of bad guys that need to be arrested.
And then i arrest them all... just a day's work for Jessica Cannon.
And at night. When my shift is over. And every other cop goes home to their families. I go out on a night mission. Roaming the streets. Finding crooks and criminals. And crooked criminals. All shapes and sizes. All crimes.
Which leads me BACK to Action Wrestling. My Sergeant, Donald Jackson and I once worked their undercover trying to find the drug ring connected within the organization. The wrestling company was so corrupt they got to internal affairs and shut down the mission completely. But when Sgt. Donald Jackson showed up at my door step and said he found some new information about criminal acts going on within A.W...
We see Sgt. Donald Jackson in his cheap suit and thick mustache at the front door of Jessica's house.
"Jessica... I found some new information about criminal acts going on within A.W..."
See. Exactly what I said. But I wasn't shocked so I agreed to help.
"I am not shocked, sir. I agree to help..."
"That's my girl..."
"You know it sir... let's get these bastards good."
We talked with officials and executives within Action Wrestling and agreed to sign me if only I passed the physical and mental tests. Above 70% I was employed. Below that... and I couldn't get in... Well... as they say in the bible.
"Piece. Of. Cake."
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"You failed, Miss Cannon."
The AW doctor told me in his office. I was stunned of course.
"Really? I'll try again... give me another piss test. Just give me some mountain dew and ... um... that mug of yours. "
"You got 68%. And that won't be necessary. Because i talked to management and they agreed to let you in anyway. Congrats. You are a member of the Action Wrestling roster again."
I was in. But this time my identity as an officer of the law wouldn't be hidden from my records or information. I was to go in as Officer Jessica Cannon. No hiding. No more disguises. It was make or break time. And I was gonna make the breaks. Look out A.W. You're under arrest. You've been warned.
My name is Jessica Cannon. Cop. And once again... Wrestler.
COMING 2022.
COMING 2022.
