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Post by Action Reel on Jan 11, 2022 1:04:14 GMT -5
We're seeing the highlights of CruiserClash's season premiere last week live on CBS. We're seeing Torture announce a new GM, we're seeing the Tag Team Championships being defended, we see new superstars showing up and showing out, and we see Teo Blaze take the new Cruiserweight Championship. Then the music hits and it gets dark.. we see Heritage trying to attack Torture, we see Damian Kaine making it that much more chaotic, and we see Joey Bunga sign the contract becoming, allegedly, the new Cruiserweight General Manager. We're now live in Sacramento, California. Golden1 Center is rockin' and Ethan Miller welcomes us to the show.. Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentleman.. you're NEW General Manager of CruiserClash..The beat drops and Tyler Herro hits by Jack Harlow. The music video from the hit track and Joey Bunga walking down the streets on the East Coast are shown on the Action Tron. Bunga comes out mimic-rapping along with the song as he stops half way down the ramp and raises his one hand in the air like he just sank a three point shot from half court. The crowd is booing. Jimmy Garcia: Welcome everybody to CruiserClash and I thought it was a bad dream.. I thought it was a nightmare.. I thought it was over 7 days ago, but it's not! It's Joey Bunga and he's our General Manager!Katta Pult: There is no way this can stand! The contract was set for someone else, not for Bunga! He took advantage!Jimmy Garcia: I just don't have a response, Katta!Joey Bunga is in the ring to the crowd booing. The music stops as he grabs the microphone. Joey Bunga: I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I KNOWWWW I FEEEEEEEEEEL THIS SACRAMENTO, HOW YOU BE TOOooooo DAAYYYY!?The crowd just boos as Bunga is ALL in on being 200%. Joey Bunga: Let me tell you about my January, iiiiight?!The crowd boos. Joey Bunga: First, I buy my ticket to CruiserClash. I get to the arena, first thing I'ma do? First thing, and I mean FIRST THANG I'ma do?! Talk to the WRECKED WITCH OF THE WORST... REGAN VOORHEES.Crowd boos. Joey Bunga: First thing I'ma do is chat her up, say hey, remember when ya enemy threw my ass off the cage and you didn't avenge me or even text me or even call me or even email me or even pop open your AIM and hit me at LooseBungaHole420 KNOW WHAT IM SAYING!?Crowd laughs. Joey Bunga: But I notice she aint dere. Then I look around and I see so many new faces and I think maybe CruiserClash passed me by. Maybe I aint meant for this world. Theres no Pure Championship on Clash, theres no Regan or familiar faces on CruiserClash so I was ready to leave the arena. That is until I saw something in the ring..
I saw a contract that nobody was payin' attention to. Oh but then Torture came out and Vanessa was right there.
I mean she was right there. LIKE RIGHT THERE. Pen right THERE and she was RIGHT THERE. But they didn't sign the paper.
They didn't sign the bottom line. They didn't sign what they're supposed to sign. So I made my own destiny. I made my own fate. I said if CruiserClash ain't for me.. well, maybe it's time I MAKE CruiserClash FOR ME.The crowd boos.. Joey Bunga: Nah, nah, I know you booin' cause I ain't exactly out here in the past doin' what ya love to see, so I ain't trippin' .. besides, powerful men don't always get cheered but yo check this. On Tuesday morning, the AW jet picked me up in Los Angeles and I was hungover AS HAIIIILLL, and they flew me to Las Vegas. The crowd cheers thinking Bunga got fired. Joey Bunga: Took me to that top floor, that high high rise. Know what I mean? They said Bunga u ight, but you ain't IGHT IGHT and that didn't sit well. Told me to take this big bag of cash to give up the rights and I said I gots my a dude in a suit who told me this is legit. And I showed them that contract I signed.
Long story short, they weren't happy, and they have to sit with it just like you, you're looking at the new General Manager of CruiserClash, THE PIMP WITH THE GANGSTA LIMMMPP, JOEYYYYYY CHUGGACHUGGACHOOOCHOOO BUNGA!The crowd boos as Bunga spins around and poses like Michael Jordan hitting a clutch shot. Joey Bunga: Now, I am obligated by Torture and the rest of Action Wrestling to tell you I am on probation until Havoc.. meaning, if I screw anything up, I can be fired. Also it means, that at Havoc, I'm either told I have the job full time or they replace me!The crowd cheers wanting him replaced. Joey Bunga: Aye now, I can make moves ya wanna see, thats why tonight Roddy and VOID are in a Win & You're In match! You win the match and you're in a triple threat match for the Cruiserweight Championship at Revolution V! That's right, Teo Blaze will defend his Cruiserweight Championship against the winners of the two Win & You're In matches tonight!The crowd sort of cheers. Joey Bunga: Also tonight, I brought back the Bad Bitch Crown and I want to see the Baddest Bitch tonight!The crowd cheers. Joey Bunga: I'm also not done bringing back old Championship belts, or one-off trophies, but more on that later! Next week, we'll be in Houston, Texas and The Red White & Bruised will defend their Texas Tag Team Championships right here on CruiserClash!The crowd cheers. Joey Bunga: Lets get on with the show, and if ya hate me, love me, or want me.. My door is always open!Bunga tosses the microphone as he yelles DUECES and leaves the ring.. Katta Pult: God, I feel like I need Purel when he leaves the ring!Jimmy Garcia: I know the feeling! Tonight, folks we have big time matches as you heard those Win & You're In matches are number one contender matches for Teo Blaze's Cruiserweight Championship at Revolution V!Katta Pult: We'll be right back on CruiserClash, when we come back we got our selves a triple threat match!Jimmy Garcia: Can't wait! CruiserClash rolls on, live on CBS!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 11, 2022 1:06:00 GMT -5
Krystal Halestorm vs. Salem Croft vs. Terra Walker
The scene opens up with Krystal Hale, Salem Croft, and Terra Walker already in the ring. Ethan Miller: The following match is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall!Jimmy Garcia: Krystal and Salem showed so much potential last week, and Terra is a former Cruiserweight Champion!Katta Pult: Surely, there’s a lot to gain if one of these competitors can establish momentum with a big victory.Jimmy Garcia: CruiserClash is wide open after the influx of new talent from Havoc last month! I hope they all stick around!The bell rings and Walker wastes no time, charging in at Krystal with a big forearm. She overwhelms the leggy blonde with a combination of elbows to the sternum and the head, as she seeks refuge in the corner. But she’s backed all the way up with nowhere to go, and when Terra backs up a step to take a running start, Hale braces herself in the corner and lifts her leg, booting Walker in the face. Croft sits back and watches, adopting the same strategy he used last week. Hale drives a knee into Walker and closes in with a forearm, another forearm, and then a spinning forearm— but Walker ducks underneath and connects with a clothesline lariat to put her down. She then wastes no time turning her attention back to Croft, not allowing him to observe them beating each other while he snakes his way in— she runs at Croft and hits a jumping knee to his face before dropping him with a falling hip toss! This ignites the crowd as Walker stalks him from the corner, looking for the next line of attack! Jimmy Garcia: Walker doesn’t want to waste a moment, and she sure as hell isn’t going to let Croft take advantageKatta Pult: She isn’t a Cruiserweight Champion for nothing.Walker runs at Croft trying to hit a spear, but he moves out of the way and she goes shoulder first into the turnbuckle! Croft drops her with a belly to back slam and rises to his feet, proud of himself. He looks for Hale, but he doesn’t see her— nobody did! And she’s flying through the air and connects with a huge flying crossbody! The cover! 1… 2… Kick out! They get back to their feet but the crowd buzzes again!! Jimmy Garcia: LOOK OUT!!Damian Kaine slides into the ring and clotheslines Salem Croft!! He turns around and spears Halestorm!! DK gets back to his feet and superkicks Terra Walker!! DING DING DING Katta Pult: ONCE AGAIN KAINE IS BACK IN AN AW RING BUT HE DOES NOT WORK HERE!! WE SAW HIM ATTACK LAST WEEK AND IN CRUISERHAVOC!DK gets up and clotheslines Croft back over the top rope to the outside! DK then lifts up Halestorm and grabs her by the hair, rough, and tosses her over the top rope to the outside too! Jimmy Garcia: JESUS!!Kaine grabs Terra and whips her into the corner turnbuckles and she comes out and DK hits an overhead belly to belly suplex! DK gets up and the crowd is half cheering, half booing as security rushes down the ramp and DK slides out of the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Damian Kaine is bookin' it outta here!DK jumps the railing and runs back to where he came from! Katta Pult: He ruined, yet another match on another night of CruiserClash!Jimmy Garcia: We'll be right back on CBS!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 11, 2022 1:07:22 GMT -5
Backstage With Bunga!
We're in the very decorated New Jersey'ish and he turns around when his door is opened by Jugo of the LWO. Joey Bunga: Ight mayne, wasup?Jugo: I wanted to come talk to you mayne, about a very big opportunity for myself so that I can show the Lucha World Order what I am capable of ya know?Joey Bunga: Okay, okay, what is it?Jugo: Well as you know in Houston, Texas and thats where my family lives now. So I was curious homie if I could have a Championship match to show mi familia and the Lucha World Order that I can make big things happen!Joey Bunga: Hmm, you want a Championship match next week!?Jugo: Si, I want to show Lucha World Order I belong papi!Joey Bunga: Okay, you got it! Claire Hawkins will defend her CBS Championship in Houston, Texas on CruiserClash against you!The crowd cheers for Claire. Jugo: Wow, thank you, gracias! Joey Bunga: Ight man, ight man!Jugo leaves the locker room and Bunga smiles and nods as we cut to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 11, 2022 1:09:47 GMT -5
A Karlie Seg, Guys!
Ethan Miller: Please welcome at this…… Tracy enters the ring and snatches the mic from Ethan. Tracy: Out.Ethan steps out of the ring. Tracy: Now that I have all of your attention, please welcome the Premier Athlete, the Olympic gold medalist, and one half of the greatest tag team, this company has ever had, Karlie Nash.Knuckle Up blast in the arena Karlie walks showing complete disdain for the Sacramento crowd. and enters the ring, she walks over and asks for a mic. Tracy: Look at all these losers.Karlie: We’re in Sacramento, they don’t know any better.
The crowd boo. Tracy: Shut your mouths.Karlie: I know what all you idiots are thinking, you're not the cruiserweight champion. It doesn’t matter who has the title, with Bunga running cruiserclash this show is headed straight into the toilet, nothing is going to stop that, Teo Blaze won’t stop it, The Baddest Bitch Crown won’t stop it, maybe I can start planning the funeral. But that’s for a later time, tonight.Karlie walks over and sits in the corner. Tonight I destroy a comic masked joke, and another failed football star who thinks he can walk in my world, I may not be the cruiserweight champion, but everyone in the back knows I’m one of the best in this company, honestly this match tonight is beneath me and my abilities, and tonight here in front of all you worthless losers, I’ll demolish, destroy, and end the careers of Romeo Finet and Dark Kent, why because I god damn can.Karlie kneels in the corner. But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me.’” Luke 19:27.Karlie stands up and motions to Tracy. Tracy: You all have a good evening.Karlie and Tracy exit the ring.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 11, 2022 1:11:10 GMT -5
Romeo Finet vs. Karlie Nash vs. Dark Kent
Ethan Miller: The following contest is a triple threat match and is scheduled for one fall. The lights dim, and a red spotlight from stage-left travels to the apex of the arena, illuminating a red K levitating in the air. The gritty beginning of "On Sight" blares over the speakers as an illustration of the Super-K logo appears on the tron. As the beat hits, Dark Kent pulls open the curtain and stands at the top of the stage, the logo engraved on the chest of his shirt as he stands with his hands on his hips. He listens to the crowd response, but doesn't react - instead he reaches for his sunglasses and pulls them down from the bridge of his nose. Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring, from Virginia Beach, Virginia... weighing 190 pounds... "DARK KENT"! He tosses the sunglasses into the crowd and walks briskly to the ring. Ethan Miller: Hailing from Richmond, VA, Romero Finet. The opening piano of Shimmy Shimmy Ya blares over the PA as the ActionTron lights up with the words "ROMEO H. FINET" spelled out one by one in blue cursive. The cruiserweight steps out from behind the curtain just as the horns hit, pauses at the top of the ramp with closed eyes and a deep breath, absorbing as much of the moment as he can. The drums kick in and he pops open his eyes and smiles wide as he heads down the ramp full of focus. He rolls under the bottom rope and throws his hands up in the middle of the ring to a modest pop from the crowd. Finet immediately begins running the ropes, fixing his eyes on his opponent. Finet and Kent are staring each other down. Jimmy Garcia: Both men are looking to get back on track here tonight.Introducing from Grand Marais Minnesota, weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds, The Premier Athlete Karlie Nash. Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, she climbs the ropes from the outside, and gives a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner. Katta Pult: But unfortunately here comes the train.The referee motions Finet and Kent to opposite corners then calls for the bells. Kent and Finet come eye to eye and turn to Karlie who’s sitting in the corner making no effort to move. Finet and Kent, lock-up and Kent Finet grabs a side headlock and wrenched the head of Kent, then takes him down to the mat with a headlock takedown, Finet continues to wrench the neac and neck of Kent who begins to fight out getting to a knee, then standing up and delivering a series of elbow strike to the gut of Finet. Kent knees Finet in the gut, then clubs him across the back, he hooks Finet and lifts him bringing him down across his knee with a gut buster and covers. One Finet kicks out Kent scoops Finet up and slams him to the mat, Kent then turns to Karlie who hasn’t moved from the corner. Jimmy Garcia: Karlie has made no attempt to get into this match.Katta Pult: Mind games, Jimmy.Finet gets a rollup on Kent, who kicked out a one. Both men rise to their feet and turn into double clothesline from Karlie, Kent pops up and karlie connects with a Manhattan drop, Karlie ducks Finet’s clothesline and delivers an atomic drop to Finet, Karlie picks Finet up, and deliver an European uppercut, Kent sends both Karlie and Finet into the corner with a dropkick. Jimmy Garcia: It’s a match now. Katta Pult: Yeah, but I’ve been looking back through the show archives and to date Karlie has never won a triple match, in this variety, tonight I feel she finally gets rid of the doughnut and picks up the win.Karlie and Finet crash into the corner, Kent follows in with a corner splash, Finet falls in the corner, Kent hooks Karlie and drives her to the mat with German suplex, Kent then connects with a corner dropkick to the rising Finet, dropping him in the corner again. Kent leaps up and is nailed, with a forearm to the lower back, Karlie slams Kent's head into the turnbuckle then tosses him out of the ring. Finet hooks Karlie shorts, and drives her into the middle turnbuckle, Finet then dives over the ropes and takes out Kent. Finet tosses Kent back into the ring, as he rolls in, Kent takes him down with a football tackle. Kent picks Finet up and whips him off the ropes Finet, leapfrogs over him and he turns and drops down, Finet runs the ropes and Kent pops up and catches Finet with a kick to the gut. Kent runs the ropes. Crack. Karlie nails him across the back with a singapore cane, he stumbles forward right into a swinging fisherman suplex, Finet climbs the ropes and goes for the Last Chance, Kent gets his knees up, Finet stumbles to his feet and is dropped by a huge football spear Kent scales the ropes and dives off, right into Finet’s Animus double knee facebuster, Finet covers. One Two. Crack. Karlie brings a steel chair down across the back of Finet, karlie tosses Kent out of the ring, then quickly nails Finet with Two Minutes For Kneeing, and drives him to the mat with the Upper Body Injury and covers. One Two. Kent attempts to slide in, except for the fact Tracy is holding his leg. Kent pushes her away and slides in too late. Three. Ethan Miller: Here is your winner, Karlie Nash. Jimmy Garcia: Karlie Nash wins!Katta Pult: I can't believe it! And remember, next week we heard Karlie and Nikki have to defend their Texas Tag Team Championships against a team!Jimmy Garcia: Karlie is the winner tonight thanks to that steel chair!Katta Pult: Karlie and chair, oh my!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 11, 2022 1:12:00 GMT -5
Lucha World Order vs. Azurine Vebbins & Aphriya Adler
BRBWBWBRBWBRBRBWBR hits and out comes LWO. The three of them come down the ramp and get into the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Papito and Riddler teaming again tonight!Katta Pult: Jugo has to wait on the outside, however, Jugo has a match next week! He'll be facing CBS Champion Claire Hawkins for the title!A shower of rainbow colored lights falls upon the stage just as "Bad Girl" by DAYA begins to play. Aphriya Adler then explodes from behind the curtain jumping and reaching out to the crowd, each side of the stage. Then it seems as though the rainbow lights escort down the ramp. Her energy is high and quite contagious as the crowd cheers for her. Aphriya tries to touch each fan's hand that are outstretched down the ramp. She seems to glide into the ring under the bottom rope seamlessly. She bounces to each side raising her hand to the crowd with a bright smile. The music begins to fade and the gameface comes on. Removing her jacket then keeping herself loose in the corner awaiting the battle to begin. As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent. DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Here we go!Papito starts out with Vebbins and hits a few strikes and throws her into the corner and picks her up and tilts her into a spinning backbreaker! He goes for a cover! One! She kicks out! She goes for a cover but Papito picks her up by the hair and whips her to the ropes and hits a huge back body drop! Papito turns and hits a leg drop and covers! one! Two! She kicks out again! Jimmy Garcia: Vebbins kicks out with authority!Papito picks her up and takes her to the corner and Riddler tags in! They both go for a move but Jugo gets on the apron and is telling them to hit a violent tag team move! Riddler and Papito tell him to get down and Vebbins spins out of their hold and superkicks Papito!! He flies over the top rope crashing into Jugo knocking him off the apron too! Ridder turns around and Vebbins tags in Adler! Katta Pult: HOT TAG!Adler gets in and hits strike after strike, 1-2-3-4-5 combo punches and forearms! She grabs Ridder and locks in the Sun Has Set! Riddler has nowhere to go!! He starts tapping!! Jimmy Garcia: Its over!! Adler and Vebbins win!!Katta Pult: They showed great tag team chemistry and cohesiveness tonight!Jimmy Garcia: What an exciting new tag team!Vebbins and Adler celebrate together as Riddler and Papito come over and shrug with Jugo! Jugo says he's sorry but Riddler and Papito are pissed! They yell at him some more for costing them the match. Jimmy Garcia: LWO still trying to get on the same page with Jugo!Katta Pult: Somethings going on there! We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 11, 2022 1:12:43 GMT -5
Win & You're In Roddy Zalez vs. VOID
Jimmy Garcia: Fresh off of losing the Cruiserweight Championship, VOID is set to take on former CBS Champion Roddy Zalez.The lights in the arena turn dark to allow "Happy Endings" by Mike Shinoda ft. iann dior and UPSAHL to play on the PA. A single spotlight shines on the stage to showcase Roddy Zalez with his arms spread. His vest is open to showcase how physiqued he is and the smirk on his face does little to ingratiate himself with the fans. Their reaction is a pretty heavy set of boos. As he walks down the aisle, he ignores the people attempting to touch him. Hell, he ignores anybody in his presence entirely, opting instead to tilt his nose and continue his smirk. As he reaches ringside, he hops onto the apron before jumping over the top rope. He finds a nearby turnbuckle and spreads his arms again, showcasing his toned body much to the jeers of the crowd. He nods and smirks, chuckling to himself for a few moments. He hops down and tosses his vest to the floor. He then stands in the ring as his music fades away. Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing, much to your viewing pleasure. Hailing from The Palace of Paradise in St. Petersburg, Florida. Weighing tonight at a stunning 197 pounds. He is THE...Young Dynasty. Roddy...ZALEZ! Roddy spreads his arms as the crowd starts to hail him with boos. Jimmy Garcia: The fans still don't like him.Katta Pult: He doesn't want them to like him.The lights go out, and a flickering flame appears on the ActionTron. "Arsonist's Lullaby" begins to play on the PA as VOID walks out, an orange spotlight following him. He kneels down on the ramp, head bowed. VOID seems to convulse to the beat of the song, then his head whips up, looking towards the ring. He keeps his eyes fixed on the ring as he walks down the ramp, still in step with the music. Katta Pult: Where'd that scrub ring announcer go?Jimmy Garcia: Probably hanging out with Ms. Floyd. She tends to disappear often, too.As VOID approaches the turnbuckle post, he climbs to the top and crouches there. He gives a baleful look at the audience, then glances at his opponent/the ref. He climbs down, walks to the center of the ring, and puts his arms out from his sides at 45 degree angles, palms open. Flames are projected onto him. He looks down at his hands, gives a barely perceptible smile, then closes his fist and the lights go back to normal. VOID walks to the corner, staring down his opponent. Jimmy Garcia: This has the makings of an epic encounter.Katta Pult: I rate it four out of ten.Jimmy Garcia: The match hasn't even happened yet.Katta Pult: Exactly.The opening bell tolls. The dudes lock up and VOID pushes Zalez back to the corner. He lights Zalez up with some strikes. Zalez ducks a big one and VOID eats the corner. Zalez lights him up with some kicks. He cockily backs out of the corner and taunts VOID, then he charges in and VOID catches him with a jumping knee. Jimmy Garcia: OH NO! WHAT A KNEE!!Katta Pult: It was just okay.Zalez falls back and VOID charges out of the corner, catching Zalez with a bicycle knee strike. Jimmy Garcia: LIGHTS OUT!!Zalez hits the mat. VOID covers him. ONE! TWO!! THR--KICKOUT!!! Jimmy Garcia: That was crazy close!Katta Pult: I would have obtained a three count with that maneuver.VOID tries to follow up bug Zalez rolls to the ropes. He goes under the bottom rope and uses the ropes to pull himself up. VOID comes in hot but Zalez pulls the rope down and VOID tumbles to the damn floor, pal. Katta Pult: Why are the fans cheating?Jimmy Garcia: Maybe because that was cool.Katta Pult: They wouldn't know cool if they were trapped in a Polar Vortex in Butte des Morts, Wisconsin.Jimmy Garcia: Huh?!Zalez tells the fans to bugger off or something. VOID uses the distraction to his advantage by sweeping Zalez' legs, causing him to land awkwardly on the ring apron. He pushes Zalez back under the bottom rope, then slides in and covers him. ONE! TWO!! KICKOUT!!! Katta Pult: Not enough to get the job done. Just as I expected.VOID drags Zalez off the mat and sets him up for a finisher. Zalez slides down and chop blocks the back of VOID’s knee. VOID stumbles. Zalez superkicks his knee, then connects with a knee trembler to the face as a follow-up. Jimmy Garcia: WAKE ME UP!Katta Pult: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!Jimmy Garcia: I CAN'T WAKE UP!Katta Pult: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!Jimmy Garcia: SAVE ME!Katta Pult: CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK!Jimmy Garcia: WAKE ME UP!Katta Pult: BID MY BLOOD TO RUN!Jimmy Garcia: I CAN'T WAKE UP!Katta Pult: BEFORE I BECOME UNDONE!Jimmy Garcia: SAVE ME!Katta Pult: SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME!So. Uhh. What the fuck? Uhh. Zalez covers VOID, I guess. ONE! TWO!! THR--KICKOUT!!! Zalez cannot believe it. He gets up and shouts at the referee as VOID stumbles up to his feet. Zalez lifts VOID up for a uranagi but before he can finish his finisher, VOID smashes his elbow into Zalez' neck in a desperate act to break free. Zalez lets go and staggers a step away. VOID instinctively latches onto Zalez with a katahajime Jimmy Garcia: VOID HAS THE NULL LOCK APPLIED! COULD THIS BE IT?!It isn't long before the light fades from Zalez eyes and he is gone. The referee calls for the bell and VOID is victorious. Jimmy Garcia: ITS OVER!! VOID MOVES BACK INTO THE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!!Katta Pult: WHAT A WIN!!Doc slides into the ring but VOID slides out and raises his own hand in victory! Jimmy Garcia: What a match!Katta Pult: Void will have a second chance at his Cruiserweight Championship that he just lost!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 11, 2022 1:14:00 GMT -5
Backstage With Bunga!
We come back to CruiserClash and we're in Joey Bungas office. The Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions are standing in the office as well, Spayde Martinez and Grady Kilbride. Bunga is laughing as they are very straight faced. The Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions leave. Bunga keeps giggling to himself as Jade Riley steps in. Jade Riley: Joey, sir. We just saw the Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions leave and they didn't look amused! Joey Bunga: Oh, that was fun! So get this, Jade. They don't have an official name and I asked them for one just now! They didn't even give me a word! SO I came up with this really cool IGHT idea!The crowd laughs.. Joey Bunga: Find me on the internet, cause fans! I'm asking YOU to give an official name to Spayde Martinez and Grady Kilbride! I'm asking for some nominations, and then when we have a few, we'll vote on the official name for the Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions! I also told them they'll be defending at Revolution Five and they sort of shrugged that off too.Jade Riley: Wow, you're really leaving it up to the fans!Joey Bunga: I think they could show personality, they can have some fun, not everything is so dark and serious. You see Spayde? She looks like she could rip me in half for fun. That's not fun, thats VIOLENT, Jade. SO VIOLENT. She should adopt a Dandy accent and hop around on one foot or something, I dunno, either way I think the fans choosing their name will be whats best for business!Bunga smiles and gives a thumbs up as if the show freeze-framed. Jade looks at him and is very confused. He's frozen and doesn't move. Jade Riley: O.. Oh, Oh, okay, we'll be right back on CruiserClash!Jade turns back to Bunga who is very frozen with his thumbs up at the camera. We cut to commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 11, 2022 1:15:25 GMT -5
The Baddest Bitch Crown Win & You're In Jessie Lee vs. Addy A
ONE FINGER AND A FIST, I'll CLAW MY WAY OUT OF ANY SITUATION! I GOT A 1 2 PUNCH I'll FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF ANY CONFRONTATION! While the unmistakable sound of Drowning Pools' One Finger and a Fist pumping throughout the arena, the various lights began to swirl and move about at a frantic pace. Yet, it was the alarmingly fierce-looking woman that walked out onto the Revolution1 stage that drew the attention of the fans. Clad in black leather and a mean look in her eyes, the woman stood at the top of the ramp; hands tagging on the inside of the black studded vest she wore. Ethan Miller: "Making her way to the ring from Perth, Western Australia......the Aussie Assault....Jessie Lee!" With the announcement of her name, the pugilist powerhouse descends down the rampway and proceeds to circle around the ring as she interacts with various fans along the way. Until she shifts her gaze to the ring, that is. With a sudden burst of speed, she slides into the ring and springs up to her feet; talking a metric ton of trash as she haphazardly throws her vest to the outside of the ring. Clearly, this Aussie was here to fight Jimmy Garcia: Jessie Lee making her debut at CruiserHavoc IV in Las Vegas last month.. The Revo1 former Champion is now on CruiserClash and she's making big moves already!Katta Pult: Tonight she has a tall task, Addy A! And it's for the Baddest Bitch Crown AND the winner moves to the Cruiserweight Championship match at Revolution Five!The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena. "I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?" Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory. "It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around. "I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. "Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a" When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand. Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. DING DING DING Lee grabs Addy and hits a few chops before sending him back into the turnbuckle with a boot to the gut and a huge right hand. He whips Addy out of the corner into the opposite turnbuckle and lets Addy stumble out and hits a scoop slam! Lee stomps on Addy and lifts him back up hitting a suplex! Lee goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! Addy kicks out. Lee grabs Addy and hits a few chops and sends him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline! Addy ducks and lets Lee turn around and hits a dropkick! Lee goes down to the canvas before rolling to his knees where Addy meets him with a kick to the head! Addy pins Lee! ONE! TWO! Lee gets a shoulder out and rolls to the corner where Addy helps him to his feet just to whip him out of the corner into the other turnbuckles hitting a powerslam! Addy pins Lee! One! Two! Lee gets another shoulder up. Jimmy Garcia: It was almost over!Katta Pult: I thought it was!This time Addy picks up Lee and goes for a suplex but Lee gets out of it and hits BISH BREAKER!! SHES OUT!! JESSIE LEE COVERS!! One! Two! Thre- NO!! Jimmy Garcia: ADDY!! ADDY GETS A SHOULDER UP!!Katta Pult: OH MAN THIS GOES BACK AND FORTH!!Lee whips Addy to the ropes and goes for a kick but Addy catches the boot and whips Lee around and hits HEARTLESS!! ADDY WITH THE SUPERKICK TO THE HEART!! ONE!! TWO!! LEE WITH A SHOULDER UP!! Jimmy Garcia: SHE KICKED OUT! LEE KICKED OUT!!Katta Pult: THEY GO BACK AND FORTH WITH MOMENTUM!
Addy lifts Lee to his feet and goes for another suplex but Lee gets out of it one more time! This time Lee whips Addy to the ropes but Lee bends down, and Addy hits a forearm to the back! Lee stands up holding her back and ITS THE TINDERIZER!! Jimmy Garcia: THERE IT IS!! ADDY HIT IT!!ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Katta Pult: ADDY A WINS!! SHES GOING TO REVOLUTION FIVE FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!Jessie Lee rolls out of the ring as Addy gets that crown once more and puts it on! Jimmy Garcia: And Addy A is our Baddest Bitch once again!!Katta Pult: As if there was ever any doubt, am I right!?Jimmy Garcia: Teo Blaze will defend against Roddy and Addy A at Revolution Five for the Cruiserweight Championship!Katta Pult: Washington, DC in a few weeks will be rockin' at Revolution Five, I can't wait!Jimmy Garcia: Tonight was Addy A's night! The Baddest Bitch! The crown is hers! Addy A is on top here in Sacramento!Katta Pult: We'll see you next week on CruiserClash from Houston! Goodnight everybody!We fade out as Addy continues celebrating on the turnbuckles clappin' cheeks or something as CruiserClash fades off the air.
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