National Clean Off Your Desk Day (Part 1 of 2)
Jan 9, 2022 5:47:55 GMT -5
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Post by Azurine Vebbins on Jan 9, 2022 5:47:55 GMT -5
Tonight’s a fairly frill-free Friday night until Azurine Vebbins adorns additional athletic apparel. Our pleasant protagonist hasn’t sparred in seclusion for weeks. She peruses padding placed on a dormant desk. Her dance partner Aphriya Adler provided each piece of pummel protection. “Da Bad Apple Bottom Gene” has a potent penchant for hitting harder than previous practitioners. Vebbins sells Adler’s strength by sporting a hockey helmet, chest cushion, wrist wrapping, elbow as well as knee pads, rashguard jersey, combat skort, and shin guards. She’s somewhat superplexed when unable to locate a mouthpiece. Those concerns cease once a Post-it note explains:
“Azzy, I Saved Something Special for You When We Meet on the Mat.
Your Aphable Amiga,
Aphriya Adler”
While awkwardly armored, Azurine ascends onto the working surface to perform a jillion jetes. Since there’s no other movement apart from gam alternation, a single security camera feed records Vebbins’ promotional material.
Azurine Vebbins: Sounded like a Hadron Collider hy-pod-e-sis when copious chanters pitched her as my potential dance partner. Could I be happily harnessed and focused as half-life to anoder pleasant pairin’ like Pineapple Promenade? Was deyr anyone in da Cruiserweight Division I deemed credible enough to lead me back towards da Doubles dance floor? Initially, no. Last year, “Da Adorkable Angel” became a standalone success upon becomin’ da first-ever CBS All-Access Champion. Den again, I was unable to successfully defend da waist halo strapped onto my whimsical waist. My career was somewhat scattered akin to da desk I’m currently dancin’ on. Deep down, dough, I needed a compatible coefficient I could comfortably communicate wid.
Enter da hy-pod-e-sis: “Da Bad Apple Bottom Gene” Aphriya Adler. We’ve tango-ed twice, she’s also a former CBS All Access Champion, and we’ve bonded better dan lead-er and zippers whenever suitin’ and bootin’ up. Well, dat last line of logic runs off of how we’ve interacted in several settin’s lately. It’s what makes us Aphable Azzumption. She’s friendly, good-natured, and easy to talk to. Meanwhile, you accept certifiable results when my taut tush starts twirlin’. Dis Monday night at Golden1 Center in Sacramento, expect extremely explosive energy. It may be our first time, but we shall not flail. We’ve separately grounded and grappled dat group of gonzo gauchos before. It can be any confoundin’ combination of Rey Riddler, Jugo de Leon, and/or Papito. It’s just some-din’ dey’ll have to submit into memory banks. Languish Wallow Opinion are da first force fallin’ when Aphable Azzumption exerts deyr will upon dem. As for why we chose Double M-Double X-Double I for our initial tango? Timin’ is every-din’ and we bode wanna club Spayde Martinez someday for da Action Wrestlin’ Cruiserweight Tag-Team Championships.
“Da Damsel in Dat Dress” Azurine Vebbins hears a knock on her dressing room door. She drops down from the desk, lifts up her hockey helmet, opens the door, smiles with saccharine satisfaction, and is led off-screen via an unseen figure holding a leash. Based on Vebbins attending a sparring session soon, speculation suggests the figure may be “Da Bad Apple Bottom Gene” Aphriya Adler herself.
“Azzy, I Saved Something Special for You When We Meet on the Mat.
Your Aphable Amiga,
Aphriya Adler”
While awkwardly armored, Azurine ascends onto the working surface to perform a jillion jetes. Since there’s no other movement apart from gam alternation, a single security camera feed records Vebbins’ promotional material.
Azurine Vebbins: Sounded like a Hadron Collider hy-pod-e-sis when copious chanters pitched her as my potential dance partner. Could I be happily harnessed and focused as half-life to anoder pleasant pairin’ like Pineapple Promenade? Was deyr anyone in da Cruiserweight Division I deemed credible enough to lead me back towards da Doubles dance floor? Initially, no. Last year, “Da Adorkable Angel” became a standalone success upon becomin’ da first-ever CBS All-Access Champion. Den again, I was unable to successfully defend da waist halo strapped onto my whimsical waist. My career was somewhat scattered akin to da desk I’m currently dancin’ on. Deep down, dough, I needed a compatible coefficient I could comfortably communicate wid.
Enter da hy-pod-e-sis: “Da Bad Apple Bottom Gene” Aphriya Adler. We’ve tango-ed twice, she’s also a former CBS All Access Champion, and we’ve bonded better dan lead-er and zippers whenever suitin’ and bootin’ up. Well, dat last line of logic runs off of how we’ve interacted in several settin’s lately. It’s what makes us Aphable Azzumption. She’s friendly, good-natured, and easy to talk to. Meanwhile, you accept certifiable results when my taut tush starts twirlin’. Dis Monday night at Golden1 Center in Sacramento, expect extremely explosive energy. It may be our first time, but we shall not flail. We’ve separately grounded and grappled dat group of gonzo gauchos before. It can be any confoundin’ combination of Rey Riddler, Jugo de Leon, and/or Papito. It’s just some-din’ dey’ll have to submit into memory banks. Languish Wallow Opinion are da first force fallin’ when Aphable Azzumption exerts deyr will upon dem. As for why we chose Double M-Double X-Double I for our initial tango? Timin’ is every-din’ and we bode wanna club Spayde Martinez someday for da Action Wrestlin’ Cruiserweight Tag-Team Championships.
“Da Damsel in Dat Dress” Azurine Vebbins hears a knock on her dressing room door. She drops down from the desk, lifts up her hockey helmet, opens the door, smiles with saccharine satisfaction, and is led off-screen via an unseen figure holding a leash. Based on Vebbins attending a sparring session soon, speculation suggests the figure may be “Da Bad Apple Bottom Gene” Aphriya Adler herself.
