Post by Steve Bentley on Jan 5, 2022 15:19:26 GMT -5
"Tag Team Wrestling isn't new to me, you see, much like tag team wrestling, Elon Musk and I have teamed up on plenty of projects that have been successful. I've made so much money teaming up with auto engineers to create the sleekest line of Bentley vehicles all around the world. I'm a very successful person in this world because I have done nothing but team with the smartest, most educated, and wealthiest men around the world. For the last 25 years alone, I've helped fund and create so many items that every day men and woman use and they don't even know it and that's fine, because my greatest accomplishment will come this Monday Night on Clash when Bentley Unlimited become Tag Team Champions. Ahh, I can't wait!"
He exclaims as he enters the personal gym of his huge mansion he bought for his tag team Scott David and Mike Wheeler. The two continue to work out behind him as he continues speaking.
"I do have some lessons I've learned. In fact If my former career has taught me anything, it's that anything can seemingly be a lie. People make promises that they can't live up to. I don't make those, no. However, some of these opponents have. Dionysus and Downfall, the Vanguard said they were taking the Tag Team division to a whole new level. I add that they have done a great job in elevating talent and the division, however, it's on us to take it to a whole new level because unlike them, we have those capabilities to do so. We are bred to be Champions, we're winners through and through, in our chest, strength and blood. Thats right, it runs through our veins. Downfall and Dionysus were rivals, fighters, hating and brawling against each other and driven by chemistry and a bond that can't be shaken, right? Wrong.
We'll shake it. They're one finger snap away from brawling with each other and on Clash, I'll be their Thanos. I'll finger snap, and those two will be at each others throats quicker than you can say "Oh Dandy is the World Champion". Yeah, that's a thing that continues to happen as of late. How many times is Dandy going to be the World Champion only to lose it a month later. Yeah, I guess being World Champion is special, and it's an accomplishment we should all praise but, man, he loses more than Donald Trump loses yes-men to the indictment process. I'm very rich, I'm very wealthy, but I knew Donald Trump was a failure from the get-go, and Dandy DiVito reminds me of Donald Trump a lot, a lot and I just now realized it.
Yeah, he's a man who is built on a house of cards, who lies his way to the top, full of boasting confidence yet no substance, and his reigns are short-lived and unforgettable. Unforgettable for how bad and troubling they truly are."
He looks back and his tag team just pumping iron, getting into the best shape they've ever been in.
"So Downfall takes out Dandy, and becomes World Champion and we're all supposed to just be happy and live this wonderful life, huh? Like the current President regime.."
He scoffs as he smirks. "You have to be kidding me, Downfall, you weak-minded, one dimensional asshole, you scream and shout to get your way, and you lucked into a World Title shot to begin with and now we're all supposed to just respect you. How gullible do you think my boys and I are? You think you and Dionysus not only lifted up this tag team division, but now you're the face of Action Wrestling cause you hold a belt that you backed into on accident cause Bentley Unlimited were not in Wrestler of the Year tournament? Ha. You're dumber than you're haircut."
He sits down in a chair as he admires his tag team boys just banging and clanging. "Carter Shaw is in this match because that makes sense. He interrupted Jill Park at AwardsClash for winning the Finishing Move of 2021 and he got his ankle in a twist for all of two seconds before he probably realized that was a mistake. Then, after we're packing up to leave Clash last week, we notice on the monitor this dude stalking Jill Park from the rafters during her match. Got a staring problem, bud? You know in 2022 we don't sexualize woman and we are politically correct if you know what I'm saying. I mean, I believe deep down Park and Regan can probably make a helluva grilled cheese sandwich and they certainly know they're way around a dirty bathroom with some comet and a sponge, but I don't dare stare at a woman with a hooded sweatshirt on all alone.. at least not on camera. Ha!"
But back to my point, Shaw. Why are you in this match? What have you done in the last few months to even warrant any opportunity you're given? You should be facing Big Frumersnatch or Sam Kidsgrove that lame Hollywood actor wanna be pro wrestler, but no, you're in our main event believing you legitimately have a shot at winning the Tag Team Championships. Carter Shaw, you've been exposed. Since Philidor Holdings crumbled around you thanks to the punk rocker Johnny Bacchus, you've been out in the storm with no jacket and a broken umbrella. You got your ass beat by Lil Jill from E Network and you haven't been the same since. Rest assure, you stand in our way, we will put you down and it won't be pretty. We will put you down for good. That's what we do, Shaw, that's our business."
Bentley smiles wide. "Who is your secret partner, Shaw? Tell us. Mystery? Secret? What do you have to hide? Is it some offshore account collecting money thanks to Philidor Holdings? You still involved with that nonsense? Come on, they're a million dollar brand trying to act like a billion dollar entity. They're a coverup for something much larger, but either way, I pay less taxes than them, and I'll always be bigger. Which means, I'm bigger than you, Shaw. Which means, I'll find a way to find out your partner of yours. No one has secrets in Action Wrestling that I can't pay to find out. No one. None of that matters though, because Wheeler and Scott are the best damn tag team on the planet and on Clash they prove it once again when they're handed the Tag Team Championships after the match. Whats up pussy cat? Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaa!"
He laughs as he finishes singing before grabbing an expensive bottle of gin and pouring it into a glass. He sips it and thinks to himself.
"Affluenza, huh? That's the name you want to stick with? Wow. It's almost like two women don't even have one brain cell between them." He cackles as Wheeler and Scott give him props for the good one liner. "You're mighty strong with those chairs. You're mighty strong with the sneak attacks and manipulation. I knew there was something up with you two when I noticed you two sat together on Clash in December, and I just could tell this was more than just a daytime talk show like The View, no this was going to be a reckoning, a force of strength and power, but then I saw what happened after the main event last week. I saw what two women had to do to come up on their respected rivals. Sneak attacks and chair shots. How sad. I'd expect more from Regan Voorhees, she's a little.. hmm, bitchy? That a word I can use? Thats a word I can use, yeah she's a bit bitchy. I've spoken to her family before a year or two ago and ugh, they just disgust me. Some wealthy families shouldn't have the wealth they have unless they get a bit of decorum. Anyways, I expected this from Regan, but Park? You reality television star turned .. television star? Look, I like to think of you as a wrestler, and I think you getting the better of Carter Shaw as of late has been fun, but are you an actual pro wrestler? I'm serious, because one toss from Wheeler here and you can drop you on your head, one lariat from Scott and you can be decapitated in no time. That's not good, Lil Jill Park."
He sips another.
"And that name? Ugh, you guys and your dumb names, you know nothing about brand marketing and research. All of you, bad, terrible, stupid ideas when it comes to names just annoy me because you have the potential to be wealthy beyond your mind's means, but you have no idea how to even pick a name. Maybe I put too much stock into you, Jill, maybe I thought a reality television star could make it in this business, but then you crossed paths with us and now I'm having doubts. Which brings me to another point, why the hell are you two woman in this match? This is supposed to be about men, The Vanguard and the Bentley Unlimited. Four men going to battle for the sacred and prestigious Tag Team Championships and yet here's Shaw with a secret in his pocket, and two women who swing chairs. You're fragile egos and your brittle bodies will no you no justice come Clash, because my men are going to not only sweep the floors with all of you, but they're going to fold you up and put you away in a storage shed never to be seen again. You're all useless after Clash, and that's just business."
He stands up and takes another sip as he puts his hand in his pocket.
"And now it's time we address the big elephant in the room. Alex Pasternak, right? We never actually met because we signed our deal with Torture, the President. You see, when I do business, I don't want to shake hands and sign contracts in a mid-level office that doesn't even have a view, no, I want to make sure I'm looking into the eyes of a President and get the dotted lines signed by a real professional. Anyway, we have our contracts, we have our deals and we've been laying down win after win after win after win and now we're number one contenders. That's right. Bentley Unlimited are number one contenders to the Tag Team Championships, and Alex Pasternak returns to his job, which by the way he was sent home from, and decides that our opportunity, our Championship shot should be used with two other teams involved? Are you kidding me?" He looks into the camera with an eyebrow raised. "What sort of stupidity is this? We ran through the Tag Team division. Kancer and Metzger? Beat. Mason Jones and Jayson Price? Defeated. Fortitude? Dropped. Team Extreme? Done. That's what we do. We ran through this entire division, we're the rightful number one contenders and this is how we're paid?"
"Oh don't get me wrong, we're going to walk into Monday Night Clash with our heads held high, and then after the match we'll have our hands raised high by the ref who hands us the Tag Team Championships, but I want you to see, Pasternak, what you're doing is not only wrong, but it's stupid. From a business stand point, Bentley Unlimited can run you at least 3 straight main events against these teams, but throwing all of them at us at once? Its a cake walk for us, but it leaves nothing left to be desired for you. Don't get me wrong, we will be discussing this match and we will be discussing future options if this were to go south, but I only honestly seeing it go one way. The right way. Bentley Unlimited will become Tag Team Champions."
He leans against a counter that has a mirror attached to it as he gazes at his boys. They're now working on core strength.
"This is what success looks like. This is how Tag Team Championships are won. I hope you're watching Vanguard. Your two wolves shtick is running dry. Dionysus is slipping into wanting to backstab you at any moments notice.. that date is coming up, right? Haha, and of course you guys have your hands full of bratty, spoiled women who love nothing more than to gossip about us manly men and swing steel chairs to even the odds. Bitches. And then we have Carter Shaw and his secret, we have a former World Champion and his long lost relative or something. Who knows. Everyone seems to be gaining a brother who knows how to wrestle, maybe Shaw and his sister can all start beating us up! Hell, I'm seeing Kidsgrove use his wife or whatever to fight. All hell is breaking loose in Pasternaks Action Wrestling because he doesn't have a spine, he has no balls, and he doesn't know talent when it looks at him in the face. All of this is a recipe for a disaster."
"A big"
"Beautiful'
"Disaster."
He smiles.
"But it'll be us on top. It's our time to reign. It's our world and you all are just living in it. Like the great author Jerwick Lance O'Hoyt said 200 years ago. 'If it's the stars that write it, then it too shall be delivered. Kingdom Come is upon us.'"
Bentley smiles into the camera.
"I think you guys have seen enough training for this week. We'll see all of you on Clash. Or is it Monday Night Cash, cause we're nothing but money."
He gives the corniest smile as the scene fades to black.
He exclaims as he enters the personal gym of his huge mansion he bought for his tag team Scott David and Mike Wheeler. The two continue to work out behind him as he continues speaking.
"I do have some lessons I've learned. In fact If my former career has taught me anything, it's that anything can seemingly be a lie. People make promises that they can't live up to. I don't make those, no. However, some of these opponents have. Dionysus and Downfall, the Vanguard said they were taking the Tag Team division to a whole new level. I add that they have done a great job in elevating talent and the division, however, it's on us to take it to a whole new level because unlike them, we have those capabilities to do so. We are bred to be Champions, we're winners through and through, in our chest, strength and blood. Thats right, it runs through our veins. Downfall and Dionysus were rivals, fighters, hating and brawling against each other and driven by chemistry and a bond that can't be shaken, right? Wrong.
We'll shake it. They're one finger snap away from brawling with each other and on Clash, I'll be their Thanos. I'll finger snap, and those two will be at each others throats quicker than you can say "Oh Dandy is the World Champion". Yeah, that's a thing that continues to happen as of late. How many times is Dandy going to be the World Champion only to lose it a month later. Yeah, I guess being World Champion is special, and it's an accomplishment we should all praise but, man, he loses more than Donald Trump loses yes-men to the indictment process. I'm very rich, I'm very wealthy, but I knew Donald Trump was a failure from the get-go, and Dandy DiVito reminds me of Donald Trump a lot, a lot and I just now realized it.
Yeah, he's a man who is built on a house of cards, who lies his way to the top, full of boasting confidence yet no substance, and his reigns are short-lived and unforgettable. Unforgettable for how bad and troubling they truly are."
He looks back and his tag team just pumping iron, getting into the best shape they've ever been in.
"So Downfall takes out Dandy, and becomes World Champion and we're all supposed to just be happy and live this wonderful life, huh? Like the current President regime.."
He scoffs as he smirks. "You have to be kidding me, Downfall, you weak-minded, one dimensional asshole, you scream and shout to get your way, and you lucked into a World Title shot to begin with and now we're all supposed to just respect you. How gullible do you think my boys and I are? You think you and Dionysus not only lifted up this tag team division, but now you're the face of Action Wrestling cause you hold a belt that you backed into on accident cause Bentley Unlimited were not in Wrestler of the Year tournament? Ha. You're dumber than you're haircut."
He sits down in a chair as he admires his tag team boys just banging and clanging. "Carter Shaw is in this match because that makes sense. He interrupted Jill Park at AwardsClash for winning the Finishing Move of 2021 and he got his ankle in a twist for all of two seconds before he probably realized that was a mistake. Then, after we're packing up to leave Clash last week, we notice on the monitor this dude stalking Jill Park from the rafters during her match. Got a staring problem, bud? You know in 2022 we don't sexualize woman and we are politically correct if you know what I'm saying. I mean, I believe deep down Park and Regan can probably make a helluva grilled cheese sandwich and they certainly know they're way around a dirty bathroom with some comet and a sponge, but I don't dare stare at a woman with a hooded sweatshirt on all alone.. at least not on camera. Ha!"
But back to my point, Shaw. Why are you in this match? What have you done in the last few months to even warrant any opportunity you're given? You should be facing Big Frumersnatch or Sam Kidsgrove that lame Hollywood actor wanna be pro wrestler, but no, you're in our main event believing you legitimately have a shot at winning the Tag Team Championships. Carter Shaw, you've been exposed. Since Philidor Holdings crumbled around you thanks to the punk rocker Johnny Bacchus, you've been out in the storm with no jacket and a broken umbrella. You got your ass beat by Lil Jill from E Network and you haven't been the same since. Rest assure, you stand in our way, we will put you down and it won't be pretty. We will put you down for good. That's what we do, Shaw, that's our business."
Bentley smiles wide. "Who is your secret partner, Shaw? Tell us. Mystery? Secret? What do you have to hide? Is it some offshore account collecting money thanks to Philidor Holdings? You still involved with that nonsense? Come on, they're a million dollar brand trying to act like a billion dollar entity. They're a coverup for something much larger, but either way, I pay less taxes than them, and I'll always be bigger. Which means, I'm bigger than you, Shaw. Which means, I'll find a way to find out your partner of yours. No one has secrets in Action Wrestling that I can't pay to find out. No one. None of that matters though, because Wheeler and Scott are the best damn tag team on the planet and on Clash they prove it once again when they're handed the Tag Team Championships after the match. Whats up pussy cat? Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaa!"
He laughs as he finishes singing before grabbing an expensive bottle of gin and pouring it into a glass. He sips it and thinks to himself.
"Affluenza, huh? That's the name you want to stick with? Wow. It's almost like two women don't even have one brain cell between them." He cackles as Wheeler and Scott give him props for the good one liner. "You're mighty strong with those chairs. You're mighty strong with the sneak attacks and manipulation. I knew there was something up with you two when I noticed you two sat together on Clash in December, and I just could tell this was more than just a daytime talk show like The View, no this was going to be a reckoning, a force of strength and power, but then I saw what happened after the main event last week. I saw what two women had to do to come up on their respected rivals. Sneak attacks and chair shots. How sad. I'd expect more from Regan Voorhees, she's a little.. hmm, bitchy? That a word I can use? Thats a word I can use, yeah she's a bit bitchy. I've spoken to her family before a year or two ago and ugh, they just disgust me. Some wealthy families shouldn't have the wealth they have unless they get a bit of decorum. Anyways, I expected this from Regan, but Park? You reality television star turned .. television star? Look, I like to think of you as a wrestler, and I think you getting the better of Carter Shaw as of late has been fun, but are you an actual pro wrestler? I'm serious, because one toss from Wheeler here and you can drop you on your head, one lariat from Scott and you can be decapitated in no time. That's not good, Lil Jill Park."
He sips another.
"And that name? Ugh, you guys and your dumb names, you know nothing about brand marketing and research. All of you, bad, terrible, stupid ideas when it comes to names just annoy me because you have the potential to be wealthy beyond your mind's means, but you have no idea how to even pick a name. Maybe I put too much stock into you, Jill, maybe I thought a reality television star could make it in this business, but then you crossed paths with us and now I'm having doubts. Which brings me to another point, why the hell are you two woman in this match? This is supposed to be about men, The Vanguard and the Bentley Unlimited. Four men going to battle for the sacred and prestigious Tag Team Championships and yet here's Shaw with a secret in his pocket, and two women who swing chairs. You're fragile egos and your brittle bodies will no you no justice come Clash, because my men are going to not only sweep the floors with all of you, but they're going to fold you up and put you away in a storage shed never to be seen again. You're all useless after Clash, and that's just business."
He stands up and takes another sip as he puts his hand in his pocket.
"And now it's time we address the big elephant in the room. Alex Pasternak, right? We never actually met because we signed our deal with Torture, the President. You see, when I do business, I don't want to shake hands and sign contracts in a mid-level office that doesn't even have a view, no, I want to make sure I'm looking into the eyes of a President and get the dotted lines signed by a real professional. Anyway, we have our contracts, we have our deals and we've been laying down win after win after win after win and now we're number one contenders. That's right. Bentley Unlimited are number one contenders to the Tag Team Championships, and Alex Pasternak returns to his job, which by the way he was sent home from, and decides that our opportunity, our Championship shot should be used with two other teams involved? Are you kidding me?" He looks into the camera with an eyebrow raised. "What sort of stupidity is this? We ran through the Tag Team division. Kancer and Metzger? Beat. Mason Jones and Jayson Price? Defeated. Fortitude? Dropped. Team Extreme? Done. That's what we do. We ran through this entire division, we're the rightful number one contenders and this is how we're paid?"
"Oh don't get me wrong, we're going to walk into Monday Night Clash with our heads held high, and then after the match we'll have our hands raised high by the ref who hands us the Tag Team Championships, but I want you to see, Pasternak, what you're doing is not only wrong, but it's stupid. From a business stand point, Bentley Unlimited can run you at least 3 straight main events against these teams, but throwing all of them at us at once? Its a cake walk for us, but it leaves nothing left to be desired for you. Don't get me wrong, we will be discussing this match and we will be discussing future options if this were to go south, but I only honestly seeing it go one way. The right way. Bentley Unlimited will become Tag Team Champions."
He leans against a counter that has a mirror attached to it as he gazes at his boys. They're now working on core strength.
"This is what success looks like. This is how Tag Team Championships are won. I hope you're watching Vanguard. Your two wolves shtick is running dry. Dionysus is slipping into wanting to backstab you at any moments notice.. that date is coming up, right? Haha, and of course you guys have your hands full of bratty, spoiled women who love nothing more than to gossip about us manly men and swing steel chairs to even the odds. Bitches. And then we have Carter Shaw and his secret, we have a former World Champion and his long lost relative or something. Who knows. Everyone seems to be gaining a brother who knows how to wrestle, maybe Shaw and his sister can all start beating us up! Hell, I'm seeing Kidsgrove use his wife or whatever to fight. All hell is breaking loose in Pasternaks Action Wrestling because he doesn't have a spine, he has no balls, and he doesn't know talent when it looks at him in the face. All of this is a recipe for a disaster."
"A big"
"Beautiful'
"Disaster."
He smiles.
"But it'll be us on top. It's our time to reign. It's our world and you all are just living in it. Like the great author Jerwick Lance O'Hoyt said 200 years ago. 'If it's the stars that write it, then it too shall be delivered. Kingdom Come is upon us.'"
Bentley smiles into the camera.
"I think you guys have seen enough training for this week. We'll see all of you on Clash. Or is it Monday Night Cash, cause we're nothing but money."
He gives the corniest smile as the scene fades to black.
