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Post by Action Reel on Jan 3, 2022 22:32:20 GMT -5
It's 2022! We're LIVE on CBS once again and it's time for the season permiere of CruiserClash!
The crowd is hyped and we cut to Ethan Miller in the middle of the ring..
Ethan Miller: Please welcome the CO-PRESIDENT OF ACTION WRESTLING... TORRRRTUREEEE!!
The crowd pops as Torture emerges from behind the curtain and he's all smiles and waving at everybody. He comes right down the ramp and into the ring grabbing the microphone from Ethan Miller. Ethan leaves the ring to Torture right away..
Torture: Damn, does it feel great to be back here for MY personal home.. LOS ANGELES!
The crowd pops.
Torture: Tonight is a big night for CruiserClash and all of the Cruiserweights, and I'm so excited for the future of CruiserClash because I think I have someone special in mind who can really push the bar, who can send CruiserClash and this entire roster over the top in terms of viewership, money and some amazing matches!
The crowd claps.
Torture: I would like to bring someone out, and I know she's back there. I saw her a few minutes ago.. Vanessa Rivers!!
Crowd cheers..
Torture: Come on down!
Torture gets the crowd hype as the pop one more time and it's a few beats before Rivers comes through the curtain. No music, no ActionTron, she comes down the ramp a bit thrown off by this and she's a bit confused. She gets into the ring with Torture.
Torture: Vanessa, I'm glad you're here. Ya see, CruiserClash needs a fresh face, it needs a new direction, it needs someone who can not only hear what the roster or the fans want.. but LISTEN to what the fans want!
The crowd cheers as Vanessa is agreeing with this but still thrown off..
Torture: So, Vanessa! This is my offer! Tonight, when CruiserClash goes off the air, I want to make it official.. Vanessa Rivers the General Manager of CruiserClash!
The crowd erupts!
Vanessa is a bit taken back by it. A smile comes across her face, BUT she does have some reservations..
Torture: No, don't worry! Tonight, I'll coach you on anything you need coached on, I'll give you all the advice, and Ned the Intern will be your official assistant! Vanessa, I think you can do this, I know you can do this!
Vanessa is still unsure..
Torture: Look, tonight after our main event, we'll sign the paperwork and make it official... Give Vanessa a big round of applause!
The crowd pops as Torture takes Vanessa out of the ring and puts his arm around her. The two walk up the ramp as Torture is already giving her all sorts of advice.
We cut to the ringside announcers..
Jimmy Garcia: What an announcement! Torture is hiring Vanessa Rivers to be our General Manager right here on CruiserClash!
Katta Pult: I love it! Female enmpowerment, that's what I'm all about!
Jimmy Garcia: And that's not all folks, tonight, a HUGE main event! Karlie Nash and Teo compete with Void in a triple threat match for the Cruiserweight Championship!
Katta Pult: We get to see the new Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions in action, as Spayde returns to CruiserClash for the first time in almost a year!
Jimmy Garcia: Torture set up some big time matches tonight with what he called... implications for the future!
Katta Pult: The future looks bright! Tonight, Vanessa Rivers is going to sign the contract and become the General Manager of CruiserClash!
The camera turns from the announcers to the ring as Ethan Miller is standing in the middle and we hear an Our Lady Peace track jam out. The crowd boos as the camera now cuts to the stage where Cousin Harper, Luka Parsons and James Payne come through the curtain and are on their way to the ring..
Jimmy Garcia: Hertiage and Rulers of our Kind in tag team action when we come back!
We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 3, 2022 22:33:42 GMT -5
The Heritage vs. Rulers of Our Kind
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash, it's the season premiere! All the stars are out, here tonight in Los Angeles! Right behind us, take a look at the creators of South Park, it's Trey Parker and Matt Stone!Katta Pult: I love those guys! Catch South Park episodes on Paramount+, and of course all of their COVID specials!Jimmy Garcia: The Hertiage are in the ring.. James Payne has a microphone! Ugh!The music cuts and Payne begins. James Payne: Tonight is a fresh start for CruiserClash, which is just peachy and mint, but let me tell ya hosers somethin'. We don't need a fresh start, we don't need a refresh, what we need is what rightfully belongs to us.. The Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships!The crowd boos. James Payne: I'm serious, guys.The crowd boos as Payne gets frustrated. James Payne: Did any of you dumb fat American slobs see any of us in CruiserHavoc IV!? Did any of you see true Canadian representation in CruiserHavoc!? No, you didn't, because we were told to stay home by Torture. We were told we weren't needed in Vegas, because of what we've done to Biggs and all that BS prior. I think, Torture needs to recognize that we're the best this business has to offer!The crowd boos. James Payne: Whether it's Clash or CruiserClash, we win. We're the longest reigning Canadian Tag Team Champions, we're undisputed, we're basically undefeated, and Torture and whoever this new General Manager is, better look at us in the eyes and prove to us that they have our best interest at heart-He's cut off as a soft violin starts to play on the PA. About five seconds in, the beat starts to kick in as "Open Door (The Apollo Remix)" by Mike Shinoda hits. Jimmy Garcia: Thank GOD!Katta Pult: I was getting tired of him whining too! Having a bit of a moan, ya know?Once the verse starts, Roddy Zalez and Doc Knockem enter the arena. Roddy is dressed to compete while Doc is dressed in his usual suit and cowboy hat combo. The former has a smirk on their face while the latter just stands ominously. They look out to the booing crowd before beginning their trek towards the ring. The two men ignore the fans at ringside, all of whom are either giving them thumbs down or other rude gestures. Doc stares down the ultra rude ones, but Roddy just ignores them. He takes the steps into the ring, followed soon by Doc. Once both men are in the center of the mat, Doc stands behind Roddy with his hands in folded in front of him at his waist. Roddy spreads his arms wide, his smirk quite evident. The lights go out, but the music continues to play. They quickly turn back on where Kitsumi is seen on her knees in front of Roddy, her smile wide as he hands lie in front of her on the mat. The music fades away as Doc turns towards Ethan Miller with a nod. Ethan Miller: Introducing to the ring, accompanied by Doc Knockem. At a combined weight of 238 lbs.! The team of Roddy Zalez and Kitsumi, The RULERS...of Our KIND! Kitsumi reaches her feet, skipping around in circles, anxiously awaiting her opponent. Roddy stands in the middle of the ring, a smirk on his face as Doc exits to ringside. DING DING DING Payne attacks Kitsumi first and clubs her down in the corner! He takes control by pulling her out of the corner and slamming her down on her back! He hits the ropes and goes for an elbow drop but she moves! Payne gets to his feet and Kitsumi hits a crescent kick to the head of Payne sending him back! She hits a dropkick sending him through the ropes to the apron! Payne pulls himself up as Kitsumi charges across the ring for a crossbody but Payne catches her on the apron! Payne jumps down off the apron but holds onto Kitsumi driving her down ribs/back first on the apron! Payne turns around and taunts as Roddy jumps out of his corner and comes and checks on Kitsumi! Jimmy Garcia: What a move by James Payne!Payne gets back into the ring and drags Kitsumi into the ring and tags in Luka! They both pick up Kitsumi and drive her down with a suplex! Luka pins as Payne covers his pinfall but it's only a one count! Roddy is trying to get into the ring but James makes sure the official takes him back to his corner.. Katta Pult: Heritage playing the numbers games!Jimmy Garcia: The official needs to do a better job of keeping control!They pick up Kitsumi and drop her neck first on the top rope and Luka picks her up from behind and drops her with a suplex as Payne hits the neckbreaker combo! Jimmy Garcia: OH MAN!Katta Pult: That might do it!One! Two! Roddy breaks it up! The official takes him back as Cousin Harper gets on the apron to do a move but Doc rushes around the corner.. Jimmy Garcia: Oh check this out!Doc pulls Harper off the apron and gives him a right hand sending him down! Katta Pult: DAMN!!Payne notices and comes over but Doc grabs him off the apron and throws him down onto the railing! Jimmy Garcia: THAT WILL KEEP THINGS FAIR!!Kitsumi is pulled up by Luka but she jumps into the air and just hits a flying kick! Luka goes down as Kitsumi crashes down onto the canvas! She turns over and reaches for the tag.. Jimmy Garcia: Can she make the tag!?Roddy reaches out and Kitsumi is up! AND SHE LEAPS!! Katta Pult: THERES THE TAG!!Roddy springboards in off the ropes and hits a crossbody taking down Luka!! Roddy is up and charges across the ring and suicide dives into Cousin Harper taking him down!! Roddy gets up onto the apron and runs across the apron and launches over the ring post and front flips into a plancha onto James Payne! Jimmy Garcia: MY GOD!! RODDY IS JUMPING OUT THE BUILDING!!Roddy slides in and Luka is up and goes for a clothesline but Roddy ducks and springboards off the ropes back into a cutter and puts Luka down! Roddy fires up as Kitsumi rolls to her feet inside the ring.. she grabs Luka and Roddy turns around hitting Luka with his superkick!! Jimmy Garcia: LOVELY DYNASTY!!Katta Pult: THATS IT!!They pin Luka! One!! Two!! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Rulers of Our Kind are winners!!Katta Pult: Like there was any doubt!Doc gets into the ring and celebrates with them as Luka rolls out into the clutches of Cousin Harper. Jimmy Garcia: What an opening tag team bout! Rulers of Our Kind showing you that they're not just the top in the tag team division, but are forces across the board in the Cruiserweight Division!Katta Pult: You're absolutely right!They're up the ramp celebrating as we cut to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 3, 2022 22:35:32 GMT -5
Backstage with Rivers!
We're shown a small office room where Rivers is sitting on a couch trying to soak all of the information flying at her! Ned the Intern: And don't worry, I'll be by your side for all of it! We can make deathmatches, ladder matches, table matches.. Torture: Hardcore matches, fire matches, car matches, you can make someone get in a monster truck and sumo wrestle another monster truck, Vanessa the sky is the limit here!She's just smile and nodding as the two continue to talk fast and never throttle down. Ned the Intern: Someone may want a raise, or may try holding you up but you just gotta stand your ground, you have to make them realize that you're the boss, you're in charge!Torture: And you'll have free reign to do whatever you need to do to make sure CruiserClash stays above 8million viewers, and continues to bring in prime time dollars for advertising!She gulps. Ned the Intern: Any questions!?She goes to speak but the door opens up and Torture turns to see who it is. It's the Lucha World Order. Riddler: Torture, amigo we need to talk! Why is one of us not in the Cruiserweight Championship match!?Torture looks around and has a small chuckle to himself. Torture: Wut.Riddler: Look at Papito! He's big! He's hungry! This is a massive man, amigo, why is he not in the Cruiser Championship match!?Torture: You're getting a Tag Team title shot tonight and you're comin' in here to complain about that? You spoiled brats!The crowd pops. Riddler: What is Papito supposed to do tonight, AMIGO!?Torture: Why not have Papito in the match instead of Jugo!?Riddler: Que?Torture: I dunno, Jugo couldn't even make it to the ring at CruiserHavoc and Papito seems to be better than him..The crowd laughs as Jugo throws his hands up. Riddler: Okay, okay, you're just trying to get in our head, but maybe you right! Maybe Papito and myself become Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions.. and then after tonight, you and I talk about a Cruiserweight Championship match!Torture: No need! You'll be directly all comments and questions to your new General Manager Vanessa Rivers!The crowd pops! Torture: Just as soon as we sign all the paperwork tonight!The LWO leave as Torture closes the door behind them and we fade out on Rivers feeling a bit anxious or stressed.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 3, 2022 22:36:20 GMT -5
Salem Croft vs. Jesse Lee vs. Krystal Halestorm
"Fatality" by OCTiV (Nerd Rage Remix) hits the speakers and Krystal Halestorm makes her way down the ramp; every single male in the audience is salivating. Ethan Miller: Making her way to the ring, standing 6’0 and weighing 141 pounds… THE SIX-FOOT THUNDERBOLT… KRYSTAL HALESTORM!!!“Get Out Of My Way” by Copperhead hits the speakers and Salem Croft makes his way down the ramp; every single male in the audience is in awe with his hair. Ethan Miller: And making his way to the ring, standing 5’10 and weighing 200 pounds… THE COPPERHEAD”... SALEM CROFT!!!ONE FINGER AND A FIST, I'll CLAW MY WAY OUT OF ANY SITUATION! I GOT A 1 2 PUNCH I'll FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF ANY CONFRONTATION! While the unmistakable sound of Drowning Pools' One Finger and a Fist pumping throughout the arena, the various lights began to swirl and move about at a frantic pace. Yet, it was the alarmingly fierce-looking woman that walked out onto the Revolution1 stage that drew the attention of the fans. Clad in black leather and a mean look in her eyes, the woman stood at the top of the ramp; hands tagging on the inside of the black studded vest she wore. Ethan Miller: "Making her way to the ring from Perth, Western Australia......the Aussie Assault....Jessie Lee!"With the announcement of her name, the pugilist powerhouse descends down the rampway and proceeds to circle around the ring as she interacts with various fans along the way. Until she shifts her gaze to the ring, that is. With a sudden burst of speed, she slides into the ring and springs up to her feet; talking a metric ton of trash as she haphazardly throws her vest to the outside of the ring. Clearly, this Aussie was here to fight. Jimmy Garcia: NOW THAT’S WHAT WE CALL A GODDAMN ENTRANCE!
Katta Pult: All three of these talented imports made their debuts at CruiserHavoc last week, and they want to show they belong here on the season premiere of what should be the flagship program, CruiserClash!
Jimmy Garcia: The influx of talent has made CC stronger than it has been in months, and I love that we get to see someone like Jessie Lee here in our ranks! She’s won titles elsewhere and wants to add to that collection here, and what better start than a proving grounds triple threat!
Katta Pult: The leggy blonde Krystal Halestorm is really making Salem Croft rethink not wearing lifts! She’s towering over him right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Let’s get started!The crowd erupts into a fever pitch as the three hungry contenders face off, with the referee standing between all of them. Jessie Lee stares down both her competitors with fiery determination, while Krystal Halestorm merely bounces on the balls of her feet, entirely focused. Salem Croft on the other hand, has a wry look on his face, looking very relaxed...almost as though he thinks the match is already won. The face-off intensifies as the referee calls for the bell… and Jessie immediately charges at Halestorm, slamming into her with a ferocious series of forearms! Halestorm stumbles back and away, trying to fight Jessie off, but Jessie is like a rabid dog, driving her back into the corner with sharp right hands as Salem looks on. Jimmy Garcia: What a pitbull Jessie Lee is! She’s trying to take control in the early going!
Katta Pult: I wonder what Salem Croft is up to…Jessie goes to whip Halestorm out of the corner, but she reverses, sending her toward the ropes. She leaps for a spinning heel kick, but Jessie rolls out of the way, quickly whirling around as she nips up. Jessie charges forward, but gets caught with a picture perfect dropkick! Jessie stumbles as Halestorm follows up, snapmaring her to the mat before running off the ropes with another dropkick to the back of her neck, drawing a pop from the crowd. Halestorm looks to go back on the attack...but the cheers quickly turn to boos as Croft immediately levels her from behind with a clothesline. He sneers out at the crowd, stomping away at Halestorm before pulling her up to her feet and driving her to the mat with a Russian Leg Sweep. Jessie starts to get up, but Croft runs to drill her with a knee strike before quickly covering... 1… Jessie kicks out! Katta Pult: That’s how you win matches! Salem Croft let the girls beat the hell out of each other before picking his spot!
Jimmy Garcia: Though that’s not endearing him to the fans tonight!Croft goes to pull Jessie up, but gets an eye rake for his trouble. Jessie lays in some sharp punches before staggering Croft with a huge Discus clothesline! She pulls Croft up into a delayed suplex, showcasing her power, but when she turns in the ring, she is drilled with spinning heel kick from Krystal Halestorm! The suplex completes but Jessie rolls out of the way to check on her lip. The crowd pops hard as Halestorm runs into the ropes, hitting a flipping senton onto Croft before rolling over to quickly cover... 1… 2… NO! BROKEN UP BY JESSIE LEE! Jessie goes wild on Halestorm, wailing away at her with savage strikes before pulling her up, looking to whip her into the ropes. Halestorm again reverses, looking for another dropkick...but Jessie catches the ropes, and Halestorm hits the mat with a crash. She runs in and drills her with a stomp right to the sternum before pulling her up for her spinning double underhook facebuster, LEETHAL---NO! INSIDE CRADLE– NO! Jessie blocks the counters! Elbows to the side of Halestorm's head! Se hauls her up for another delayed suplex.. but Croft roundhouse kicks Lee in the back, and both she and Krystal go crashing to the mat! Croft hurries over, pulling Halestorm up and throwing her to the outside, sending her crashing out to the floor in a heap before he goes back to work stomping away on Jessie. Jimmy Garcia: Salem Croft, ever the opportunist!
Katta Pult: Is it opportunism, or veteran savvy? Jessie Lee is still a pup, even though she dominated Revo1, and Krystal -
Jimmy Garcia: - she’s forty five years old, Katta.
Katta Pult: But she’s not very experienced in the ring! And Salem looks to take advantage of that!Croft picks Jessie up, driving a hard knee into her gut to double her over before hooking him in a front facelock chancery. He lifts Jessie up...Falcon arrow! Jessie hits hard as Croft hangs on for the pinfall... 1… 2… Jessie kicks out at two! Croft again stomps away at Jessie, pulling her up and taking her right back down with a snap mare. He runs into the ropes… SHINING WIZARD! Croft goes in again for the cover... 1… 2… No! Jessie kicks out again. Croft slaps the mat angrily before picking Jessie up, sending her into the ropes. He waits for Jessie to come back...but Jessie dives low, cutting Salem's knee out from under him! And Krystal Halestorm is back in the ring, and she takes Salem’s head off with a running big boot! Katta Pult: See! He should’ve worn lifts!
Jimmy Garcia: She’s just soo leggy…
Katta Pult: Down boy.Jessie lurches to her feet… and finishes Salem off with her BOOM! The Super(wo)man Punch! Salem rolls away in pain as Jessie and Krystal stand face to face, the fans roaring with cheers! Both ladies have a big smile on their face and Jessie extends her hand for a shake! Krystal obliges! Jimmy Garcia: These girls have been kicking each other’s asses tonight but they had enough of Salem’s shenanigans, so they decided to work together!
Katta Pult: I don’t think this will last though!And she’s right! While their hands are gripped, Jessie’s smile fades a little as she pulls Krystal into a short arm lariat, that upends her with a somersault! Krystal gets to her feet and rests in the corner but Jessie is relentless, charging in with a spear in the corner. She then drops Krystal Halestorm with the Argentine Backbreaker! Jimmy Garcia: BishBreaker!
Katta Pult: The cover!1… 2… 3– DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: WHAT A WIN! JESSIE LEE VICTORIOUS IN HER CRUISERCLASH DEBUT!!Katta Pult: I LOVE IT!! I LOVE JESSIE LEE!! WHAT A WINNER!!Lee gets up and celebrates her big time victory. Jimmy Garcia: Tonight is off to a GREAT start and we're not slowing down! Fresh faces, new superstars, I love every bit of this!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 3, 2022 22:36:55 GMT -5
THE F'ING SEASON PREMIERE OF KARLIE NASH SEGMENTS
The camera scans the empty Crypto Dot Arena, finding Karlie sitting in the stands. Karlie Nash: First let me take care of a few things. Jade please stop approaching Tracy requesting interview time, your request is never going to be granted. Second, let me address these two clowns on Monday night clash. Chris Avery stay in your lane and concern yourself with commentating on the B show, and not worry about how odd I may or may not be, the only low you should worry about is your level of intelligence. Billy, your biggest concern should not be stuffing your fat face in catering.Karlie catches her breath. Karlie Nash: Later tonight.Karlie points down at the ring. Karlie Nash: I step into the ring in the main event of Cruisercla against Teo and whomever that guy is holding the cruiserweight title, people question my focus, people question my desire, people question my ability, I answered most of those questions at cruiserhavoc. Tonight I have one focus and that’s the cruiserweight title, Teo is a legend, a future hall of famer and a former cruiserweight champion, but tonight Teo isn’t going to prevent me from my goal of becoming cruiserweight, and neither is this Jim Jones wannabe, the difference between Void and me is my church has no prejudice or no hate, it preaches the word of God, Void little cult is come children drink the kool aid.
Tonight I do whatever I have to to win the cruiserweight if that means beating Void and Teo half to death that’s what I’ll do and neither of them won’t be able to stop me, tonight I win the Cruiserweight title or die trying, and I ain’t ready to die just yet.
But thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen.Karlie walks out of the frame and we take a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 3, 2022 22:37:43 GMT -5
Jane Doe vs. Romeo Finet vs. Addy A
The opening piano of Shimmy Shimmy Ya blares over the PA as the ActionTron lights up with the words "ROMEO H. FINET" spelled out one by one in blue cursive. The cruiserweight steps out from behind the curtain just as the horns hit, pauses at the top of the ramp with closed eyes and a deep breath, absorbing as much of the moment as he can. The drums kick in and he pops open his eyes and smiles wide as he heads down the ramp full of focus. He rolls under the bottom rope and throws his hands up in the middle of the ring to a modest pop from the crowd. Finet immediately begins running the ropes. Jimmy Garcia: Finet made his debut just a week ago at CruiserHavoc and hung tough in there with some of our best competitors!Katta Pult: AND we saw him at AwardsClash with Digger!Jimmy Garcia: I wouldn’t exactly say WITH Digger. But it seemed that Finet being masked is a condition of his stay here in Action Wrestling. I’m still not clear on exactly what is going on there.Katta Pult: You’ve got me, Jimmy. I’m more interested in seeing what this guy can do in the ring, to be honest!Lights begin to flicker and fade. “Goodbye with Soap and Skin” by Apparat begins to whisper through the PA. On the screen, crime scene photos begin to slowly flick across. A path in the woods. A sharpened blade. The guitar pulses through and the Entity steps from backstage. They stop at the top of the ramp only a moment before gliding towards the ring, slipping beneath the ropes. They crawl to a corner, kneeling there silently. Jimmy Garcia: Jane also made their debut at CruiserHavoc and–I’ll be honest here–I don’t like it!Katta Pult: You don’t like it?!Jimmy Garcia: Did you see their promo? I–Look, Voorhees was bad enough, I’ve got my fill of creepy Cruisers!The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena. Jimmy Garcia: Now here’s someone I can–uh–never see enough of!Katta Pult: Easy, Jimmy"I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?" Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory. "It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around. "I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. "Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a" When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand. Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide randomly picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. Jimmy Garcia: These two rookies are facing a tall order here in their first official singles match against an Action Wrestling stalwart!Katta Pult: And don’t forget about these matches’ BIG implications!Finet rolls his neck and steps to the center of the ring where Addy suddenly charges him and catches him off-guard with a flying cross body block sending him to the mat. The ref scrambles to ring the bell and then slides in for a count but Finet is quick to kick out and they’re both back to their feet. Finet charges in with a clotheslines that’s ducked by Addy who puts on a go-behind waistlock which Finet reverses to slip behind her only to have Addy absolutely wallop him in the crotch with a kick backwards. Finet drops to his knees as the referee warns Addy. Jimmy Garcia: She shrugs off the referee and TATTOOS Finet with a running knee! Finet goes down!Katta Pult: What is Jane Doe doing? She appears to still be sitting in the corner on her knees?Addy glances at Doe for a second and feints toward her but Jane Doe doesn’t move an inch. Addy shrugs it off and pulls Finet backup and sends him off the ropes. She catches him with a boot on the way back, doubling him over. Jimmy Garcia: STUNNER! No! Finet shoves her off and into the still-kneeling Jane Doe! Addy catches Doe with a knee to the face! Addy charges back at Finet who is leaning on the rope and–HIGH BACK BODY DROP OVER THE TOP! Addy out to the floor below!Finet looks outside at the downed opponent and measures it up, he bounces off the opposite ropes for momentum. But Doe clips him! Katta Pult: She sent him ass over tea kettle! I guess Jane Doe is ready to get into the action!She grabs Finet by the mask and pounds his his head against the mat before looking outside at Addy who is slowly getting to her feet. Like an animal, Doe goes sprinting and launches through the ropes with a suicide dive but Addy side steps it and sends Doe headlong into the guard rail! Addy turns her attention to the downed Doe and begging stomping her face relentlessly. She hoists her up in a double chicken wing. Jimmy Garcia: Chk-chk-bo–Katta Pult: NO! ROMEO FINET OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMANITY! Theirs OR his own!All three are down on the outside now but Finet pulls himself up on the apron first. With a grimace, he grabs Addy by the hair and drags her over to the ring stairs. He pulls back her head to smash them on the steel stairs but hesitates just a moment, re-thinking his decision. Jimmy Garcia: Shotgun dropkick from Jane Doe that just launched Finet over those ring stairs!Addy and Doe both back to their feet on the outside now and trading blows. A forearm from Doe, another from Addy, a stiff left from Doe, a body blow by Addy. Doe goes to the eyes and sends Addy reeling a moment. But Addy recovers with a two stiff kicks to the ribs and one to the head stumbling Doe. Addy suddenly runs at her and drops her with a wheelbarrow bulldog. Meanwhile, Finet is back in the ring now and Addy sees him, following suit. She charges but is met with an arm drag takeover. Both back up and Finet downs her with another. A third time but this time Finet gets her with a headlock takeover which he holds onto. Jimmy Garcia: He has her shoulders down! One–t–No! She counters with a head scissors! He tries to kip out of it but she doesn’t break it! Finet worms to get free, turning in toward Addy and–She transitioned it to a triangle choke!Katta Pult: GET A BUCKET AND A MOP FOR THAT–Jimmy Garcia: WAP! She’s trying to lock it in and Finet is on his feet! Addy is tightening it and Finet back down to a knee! Finet stands back up, he’s fighting hard! He’s lifting the smaller Addy A up off the mat but she isn’t breaking the hold!Finet starts to go out but as he collapses it’s backwards into the ropes and the referee calls for a break. Katta Pult: She had him! But now Jane Doe has her from behind! CENOTAPH! The pin!1— 2— 3no! No! Kickout by Addy! The crowd pops for the hot cruiserweight action. Doe grabs Finet and sends him to the corner. She then throws each of his legs over the middle rope and set him up for a groin kick as the referee protests. She backs up and then tries to murder his future children with her foot. Jimmy Garcia: Finet lifted up at the last second! She kicked the turnbuckle and is holding her foot now! Finet to the top rope and–DDT FROM THE TOP! Doe is down! A pin!ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEBROKEN UP BY ADDY A! Katta Pult: Addy A isn’t about to let these rookies out of the ring that easily!Finet and Doe struggle to get up as Addy stalks them. Doe is up first. Jimmy Garcia: HEARTLESS! A superkick right to the ticker! Doe is out! But Finet is up! Addy grabs him around the waist and hoists him!Katta Pult: Golden Mile! NO! Finet floats behind her!Jimmy Garcia: MASK OFF! He dropped her with the rolling cutter!ONE! TWO! KICKOUT BY ADDY A! It takes more than that to keep down the God Bitch! Katta Pult: I didn’t think it was hard to get her to go down at all.Jimmy Garcia: Now is not the time, Kat!Now does appear to be the time however for Jane Doe to come charging in with a flying forearm, sending Finet to the corner where she follows up with a series of nasty strikes. Jane has Finet pinned in the corner as Addy gets back to her feet. Jane turns around and Addy hits THE TENDERIZER!! Jimmy Garcia: THATS IT!!Romeo comes out of the corner but Addy catches him, spins around and throws him through the ropes! Addy turns and covers Jane Doe! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Katta Pult: ROMEO SLIDES BACK IN BUT HES TOO LATE!!Jimmy Garcia: ADDY BARELY GOT THE WIN HERE TONIGHT!Addy gets up and celebrates as the ref raises her arm and Romeo Finet hangs his head as he rolls out of the ring. Addy goes to the corner and raises her arms up and the crowd cheers. Jane Doe rolls out of the ring and into the roster archive. Addy exits the ring as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 3, 2022 22:38:45 GMT -5
LWO vs. Spayde Martinez(c) & Grady Kilbride(c)
BRBUBURBRUBRUBUBRRRBRADBBRB NWO music hits and Riddler and Papito come through the curtain and stop on the ramp. Jugo comes out but Papito tells Jugo to stay in the back. He's confused and syas come onn amigooo but they tell him to get back. Papito and Riddler come down the ramp and into the ring. Jimmy Garcia: They told Jugo to stay in the back!Katta Pult: Punishment, perhaps!Paptio and Riddler stand in the ring and are waiting. “Ace of Spades” by Motorhead hits the PA and the cameras search the arena looking for Midnight’s opponent. They eventually come to discover Spayde Martinez making her way through the crowd. Spayde jumps the security railing and climbs into the ring as the crowd boos her like crazy. Slung over her shoulder is her Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship. Spayde slides under the bottom rope of the ring and hands her title off and awaits the start of the match. To a hushed silence, a scabby nobody trawls out to the ring. Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring... from Queen’s Island, Belfast... HE IS.... *checks notes* "The Shade" Grady Kilbride. The crowd goes mild. Jimmy Garcia: This is nuts!DING DING DING Riddler hits a dropkick on Grady sending him back to the turnbuckles! Riddler hits a monkey flip sending Grady across the ring! Riddler tags in Papito and they both pick up Grady and whip him to the ropes where Spayde tags herself in! Jimmy Garcia: THATS A TAG!!Katta Pult: SHE TAGGED IN!!Grady is picked up but Grady hits a tornado DDT on Papito and Spayde hits a boot to Riddler! Katta Pult: WHOA!!She grabs Riddler and starts to choke him out!! Grady picks up Papito and hits an eye gouge and Spayde lets go of Riddlers limp ass! Spade hits a WILD CARD KICK to Papito who JUST got to the corner! He falls down on his back! He's basically dead! Spayde covers as Grady shoves Riddler out of the ring by his boots! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: HOLY MOLY THEY'RE STILL CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!Grady and Spayde look at each other, straight in the eyes, mean, mad, but the ref gives them their Championships and the arms are raised up high.. Katta Pult: Cleaned up the Lucha World Order and they're still on top of the mountain in the Cruiserweight Tag Team Division!Jimmy Garcia: Spayde and Grady, still Cruiser Tag Team Champions!We fade to a commercial as they leave the ring, sort of separately.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 3, 2022 22:39:49 GMT -5
The Heritage Are Backstage!
We come back to LIVE CruiserClash and we see James Payne yelling in front of Parsons and Cousin Harper. He's really laying into his own team when the Schorg Bros walk by. They snicker and Payne stops. Harper stops leaning on the wall and just comes over with a right boot to the head sending Ricky down!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!Payne is yelling and barking out orders as Parsons spears Chris into the roll-up doors!! Katta Pult: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!Harper picks up Ricky as Payne moves a production box on wheels to right in front of him.. Harper has Ricky up into a powerbomb and DROPS him right on the production box!! Katta Pult: JESUS!!Jimmy Garcia: OH NO!! OH GOD NO!!Chris is trying to fight back but Harper lays in another stiff boot to the head of Chris who was being pinned back into the door and is out cold! Jimmy Garcia: SOMEONE STOP THIS!!Payne continues to bark out orders as Harper picks up Chris and walks him over and DROPS him with a powerbomb RIGHT onto Ricky!! Jimmy Garcia: DAMN IT!!Katta Pult: OH MY GOD THEY'RE DONE! THEY'RE DONE, JIMMY, THEY LOOK .. JUST ABOUT DEAD!Ricky and Chris are not moving as officials, producers, medical staff all hit the scene and Payne backs Harper up.. James Payne looks at the Schorg Bros who are done... James Payne: We're just getting started, HOSERS..The scene fades to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 3, 2022 22:41:07 GMT -5
Karlie Nash vs. Teo Blaze vs. VOID(c)
Knuckle Up by Snowgoons blasts in the arena as Karlie steps on the stage with her back to the crown. Ethan Miller: Introducing from Grand Marais Minnesota, weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds, The Premier Athlete Karlie Nash. Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, she climbs the ropes from the outside, and give a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner. Katta Pult: It's main event time!!Jimmy Garcia: THREE WAY DANCE FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE!The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message: Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set. Then, without warning, the static is consumed by a smiling, dark red face as the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant the flames fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze. He wears a bright red and gold mask over his face, matching the face that appeared on the tron moments ago. He turns towards the ring, his head hanging slightly to one side limply, even unnaturally, then slowly, he reaches up, and with his left hand...he removes the mask to reveal his face, an expression of wild abandon etched across it, a crooked smile showing a row of bright teeth. With a sinister laugh, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation- yet there is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, he holds out the mask in front of him with one hand, the smile on his face matching the mask's smile perfectly. Finally, he steps into the ring, stretching loosely and preparing for the match. The light above the ring slowly fades out. The crowd starts to quiet down. The lights around ringside, along with the stage lights fade out, flashing from strong, to medium strength, to dim, and finally fading out. Finally, the lights on the crowd flash quickly, before turning out, plunging the venue into darkness. Riptide by grandson starts to play as a flickering spotlight falls on the stage. VOID walks outhe holds his hand up, like he’s trying to block out the light. Then he begins walking around the stage, from side to side The light follows him, but VOID speeds up, to a jog, then a run, then sprints out of the light, towards the ring. The spotlight focuses on the ring, but VOID is nowhere to be seen, Then, there he is, sitting on the turnbuckle. The spotlight focuses on him. He lifts his hand to the air, then snaps his fingers. The light starts to slowly flicker, picking up speed as VOID gets off the turnbuckle, then goes into the tree of woe position. The lights reach a strobe effect, then VOID flails his arms out to his sides, and the light is gone. Jimmy Garcia: All three in the ring!! These were the final three from CruiserHavoc two weeks ago!DING DING DING Karlie, Teo and VOID step closer together but it's VOID who goes for a kick but Teo chops it down and spins VOID around into the CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL FROM KARLIE NASH!! Katta Pult: UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT!!Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!VOID rolls out of the ring and Karlie and Teo stare at each other as the crowd goes crazy! Teo goes for a kick but Karlie catches and flips Teo back landing on his feet but she hits a spear pushing him back into the corner! Karlie whips Teo to the opposite corner and hits a hugeeee stinger splash! Teo stumbles out of the corner and Karlie bicycle kicks Teo in the gut! She flips him up and hits a POWERBOMB in the middle of the ring! Jimmy Garcia: THE SUDDEN IMPACT!!Karlie covers! ONE!! TWO!! TEO KICKS OUT!! Karlie wastes no time and puts Teo in a headlock and tries to bulldog him down but Teo shoves her to the ropes! Karlie rebounds and Teo bends down, but Karlie grabs the head of Teo and the arm and picks him up and drops him with a brainbuster!! Jimmy Garcia: Shades of Randy Buster on that one!Karlie gets up and signals for the Nashural Selection but Teo wiggles out of it the best he can and stumbles to his feet and Karlie kicks Teo and hits THE UPPER BODY INJURY!! TEO BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS AND ITS OVER!! KARLIE TURNS TEO OVER!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE! NO VOID BREAKS IT UP!! Jimmy Garcia: WHERE DID HE COME FROM!?Teo rolls out of the ring as Void picks up Karlie and throws her towards the ropes throwing her over! She lands on the apron and VOID grabs her and shoves her into the turnbuckles! Karlie falls off the apron! As Karlie collects herself on the outside, Void charges and jumps over the ropes and crashes down with a twisting plancha taking Karlie down! Katta Pult: WHAT A MANUEVER!Jimmy Garcia: HIGH FLYING VOID!Void picks up Karlie and slides her back into the ring and she gets back to her feet once more but Void springboards to the top rope and comes down with a crossbody on Karlie! One! Two! Karlie kicks out and Void is back to his feet, ducking Karlies clothesline attack out of desperation and he shoves her to the ropes and upon rebound he hits the bicycle knee strike knocking Karlie down! Jimmy Garcia: THE LIGHTS OUT!!Katta Pult: SHES DAZED! SHES CONFUSED!! THIS MIGHT BE IT!Karlie gets to her feet and VOID hits INTO THE ABYSS!! Jimmy Garcia: THERE IT IS!!HE COVERS!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE! NO!! Katta Pult: TEO BREAKS IT UP!! WHERE DID HE COME FROM!?Jimmy Garcia: LAST SECOND DESPERATION!!The three superstars all lay there as they try to collect themselves for the final act. Teo getting up first and punches Karlie! Karlie turns and punches Void! Void kicks Teo in the gut! Teo goes for a strike on Void but he ducks and Karlie shoves Teo through the ropes to the apron! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!Karlie whips VOID around, spinning him right into a big back body drop! Katta Pult: What impact!Karlie stretches her arm and shes ready for another clothesline from hell! Void gets to his feet and Karlie charges but VOID DUCKS! Karlie smashes into the turnbuckles and turns around and VOID picks her up and hits a Death Valley Driver! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!!Katta Pult: WHERE IS VOID GOING!?!Void rolls under the ropes and to the apron.. in the same corner as Teo Blaze.. Void stands up and gets the crowd hype and on their feet.. Karlie rolls to her back and Void springboards up to the top rope! Jimmy Garcia: OH SHIT LOOK OUT!!VOID SPRINGBOARDS INTO THE AIR BUT SO DOES TEO AND TEO CRASHES INTO VOID WITH A SPRINGBOARD BLAZING KNEE ONTO VOID MID-AIR!! Katta Pult: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE SICKEST SHIT WE HAVE EVER SEEN!!VOID CRASHES DOWN!! TEO KIPS UP!! KARLIE IS UP AND TEO HITS ANOTHER BLAZING KNEE!! Jimmy Garcia: I DONT BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW!!TEO COVERS!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE! DING DING DING Katta Pult: WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!Jimmy Garcia: TEO BLAZE IS CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!Katta Pult: THE BLAZING KNEE OUT OF NOWHERE IN MIDAIR IS WHAT DID IT OH MY GOD!!Teo kneels up and is handed the Cruiserweight Championship.. He bows his head and holds it close! Andre Jenson slides into the ring and immediately embraces him! Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE SAW!!The instant replays begin and we see Void springboarding up off the ropes but Teo does the same just to the corner of him and Void turns in mid-air and Teo crashes into him with the Blazing Knee! We now see Void on the outside against the railing holding his head as Teo holds up the Cruiserweight Championship in the corner! Katta Pult: WHAT A MATCH! WHAT A NIGHT! WHAT A FINISHING MOVE!!Jimmy Garcia: EVERY TIME I THINK TEO CAN'T IMPRESS ME, CAN'T SHOCK ME, CAN'T SURPRISE ME.. HE DOES! TEO BLAZE IS NOW A TWO TIME CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!Teo keeps celebrating in the ring.. Katta Pult: AND DONT GO ANYWHERE!! COMING UP NEXT!! WE MAKE IT OFFICIAL!Jimmy Garcia: WE FINALLY GET OUR CRUISERCLASH GENERAL MANAGER!! DON'T GO ANYWHERE!!We fade to our final commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 3, 2022 22:43:07 GMT -5
The NEW General Manager Signs The Paper Work
We come back to CruiserClash and Kings of Leon hits and Torture comes out through the curtain as a small table is set up in the middle of the ring. A contract sits on it for Vanessa Rivers to become the new General Manager! Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash and folks, what a night, but we're ending it with the contract signing of our brand new General Manager!Katta Pult: Look at her! She's in the ring, a bit nervous, but you can tell she's excited! I'm excited just thinking about all the new fresh ideas she's going to bring to our show!Torture gets into the ring and high fives Vanessa Rivers. Torture: Are we ready!?The crowd pops. Torture: It's time to make this official! It's time for CruiserClash to hit a whole new level! The crowd is cheering! Torture: And -Just then Damian Kaine is coming through the crowd! Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL?!Katta Pult: OH MY GOD!! DAMIAN KAINE!! HE WAS RELEASED DURING THANKSGIVING WEEKEND!! HE ILLEGALLY ENTERED INTO CRUISERHAVOC TWO WEEKS AGO AND NOW HES HERE!! WHAT IS HE DOING!?Torture turns around and is demanding security come out! Kaine jumps the railing and tries to slide into the ring but security grabs him and pulls him out of the ring! Torture: Come on, Kaine! You're released! You can't be here! I told you if you showed up you'd be dragged out! Guys, get him out of here!Kaine is being held back and lifted off his feet and dragged up the ramp as Ned the Intern comes out to assist in the chaos.. Torture: Anyways, as I-Just then James Payne, Luka Parsons and Cousin Harper come down the ramp!! Torture drops the microphone as The Heritage hit the ring! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!Katta Pult: THE HERITAGE ARE TRYING TO ATTACK THE CO-PRESIDENT!!Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?Torture, security, producers, officials are going crazy now!! Heritage is being held back by producers and officials as Vanessa exits the ring with Torture to help push them up the ramp! Jimmy Garcia: TORTURE IS YELLING AT THEM!! THREATENING THEM!!Katta Pult: THIS IS INSANE!!Everyone is on the ramp pushing Heritage up as the three Canadians are trying everything in their power to attack or physically assault Rivers, Ned or Torture.. We hear some rumbling as someone else jumps the railing. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL?!Katta Pult: WHO IS.. OH MY GOD!!Jimmy Garcia: THATS JOEY BUNGA!!Katta Pult: WHERE DID JOEY BUNGA COME FROM!?Joey climbs up the steel steps as the entire chaos of Heritage, Torture, Rivers, Ned and the dozen security members and officials all go through the curtain and head to the back. Joey is eating a bag of Corn Nuts. He gets into the ring and is looking around.. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT IS HE DOING!?Bunga walks around the table in the ring and looks up at the stage and everyone is gone. Katta Pult: GET OUT OF THE RING!! IS HE EVEN EMPLOYED?!Jimmy Garcia: I WOULD ASSUME SO!! THE LAST TIME WE SAW HIM HE WAS THROWN OFF THE TOP OF AN EXECUTION CAGE IN OCTOBER!!Bunga sit down in one of the chairs at the table and sets his Corn Nuts down.. Jimmy Garcia: OH.. NO.. NO!!Bunga picks up a pen and signs the contract. Katta Pult: WHAT?! WHAT?!Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!Bunga sits back in the chair and kicks his feet up on the table and grabs his Corn Nuts. He crunches on another handful as the crowd is booing and going crazy. Jimmy Garcia: JOEY BUNGA JUST SIGNED THE GENERAL MANAGER CONTRACT!!Katta Pult: THIS IS INSANE!! THIS CAN'T BE!!CruiserClash fades off the air.
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