Post by Spayde Martinez on Jan 2, 2022 6:07:32 GMT -5
“WHO THE FUCK IS GRADY KILBRIDE?!”
Spayde Martinez angrily storms around the backstage area screaming to anyone who will listen and no one at all.
“WHERE IS THAT LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT?! WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH AN ABSENTEE FUCKING PARTNER?!”
Spayde stomps further up the hall until she finds herself face to face with someone she vaguely recognizes but who she can’t put a name to.
“Who the fuck are you?”
The person’s reaction communicates disappointment and confusion, but they maintain silence.
“I asked you a question! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!”
The familiar stranger’s head drops and he shakes it disapprovingly. Suddenly, it dawns on Spayde and she closes her eyes in frustrated anger while muttering a name.
“Kilbride?”
The man shakes his head to confirm and Spayde fumes while staring him down.
Spayde Martinez angrily storms around the backstage area screaming to anyone who will listen and no one at all.
“WHERE IS THAT LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT?! WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH AN ABSENTEE FUCKING PARTNER?!”
Spayde stomps further up the hall until she finds herself face to face with someone she vaguely recognizes but who she can’t put a name to.
“Who the fuck are you?”
The person’s reaction communicates disappointment and confusion, but they maintain silence.
“I asked you a question! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!”
The familiar stranger’s head drops and he shakes it disapprovingly. Suddenly, it dawns on Spayde and she closes her eyes in frustrated anger while muttering a name.
“Kilbride?”
The man shakes his head to confirm and Spayde fumes while staring him down.
My first regular match action in god knows how many months, and it’s in a title defense? What the fuck kind of mess is this place in that I threw garbage out of the ring at a certain surprise time in the match and they gave me the tag title for it? Jesus Fucking Christ.
And now my so called PARTNER and I are stuck facing the LWO?! Let’s clear the air on this first: as a proud Latina woman, the Lucha World Order are about as effective at representing my culture as Speedy Gonzlez and about as revolting as Pepe Le Pew. If it weren’t for the fact that I have the opportunity to go to the ring and restore respect to my people, I might not even bother to show up in defense of these god forsaken tag titles.
I mean, really? Spayde Martinez… tag team wrestler? It doesn’t make any goddamn sense! I’m Spayde Fucking Martinez! I’m the Women’s Champion! I’m the former Cruiserweight Champion! I’m the baddest bitch in Action Wrestling. I don’t give a fuck about anyone other than myself, and I don’t give a shit about destroying anyone who gets in my way. What the fuck about that says “tag team wrestling”?!
Just the idea that I might be regularly brought up in the same conversation as Gnarly Gash and Sticky Vaughn makes me sick. I don’t need Kilbride to show up to defend tag team straps against any teams in this damn division. Throw me 1 on 2 with the Gents, Red White and Bruised, or The Rulers of Our Kind and I’ll show you handicap matches that end as the name would seem to promise: Spayde wins and 2 fucks get to park closer to the doors at least for a while.
This team isn’t shit. The only thing Kilbride needs to remember about being my partner is to stay the fuck out of my way and to let me handle my shit like only I can! If he gets in the way, I’ll treat him the same as I treat any obstacle: I’ll go through him, too. I am not a tag team wrestler. I refuse to reduce myself to those lows.
What I am though is a fucking champion, and champions never surrender their titles without a goddamn fight. So I’ll show up, sure. I’ll dismantle those disgraces to our collective heritage. I’ll be the baddest bitch in this place yet again, and walk out STILL the Action Wrestling Tag Team Champion. Even though I don’t want to be. Even though I belong on the top of the card fighting for solo accolades. Even though I don’t give one hot shit what kind of malfunction my partner is experiencing. I want to win. I want to destroy motherfuckers. So I’ll show up and do what I WANT.
”No Name?”
Spayde scoffs.
“That’s the best you could do?! NO FUCKING NAME?”
Kidbride shrugs.
“What other heap of shit have you gotten me stuck in?”
Spayde scoffs.
“That’s the best you could do?! NO FUCKING NAME?”
Kidbride shrugs.
“What other heap of shit have you gotten me stuck in?”
