Two Pillars....And The Other Guy(698 words)
Dec 28, 2021 1:35:18 GMT -5
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Post by Karlie Nash on Dec 28, 2021 1:35:18 GMT -5
Karlie sits inside her office as a staff member enters carrying a folder.
Megan: Miss Nash I have the number you have been asking for.
Karlie: Tell me.
Megan: Well you trended number one for Cruiserhavoc, and your segment last week drew a very high rating. On the other hand the numbers state that the Void segment had the worst rating on the show, numbers show people changed the channel the moment they realized he was on the screen, zero rating for Void.
Karlie: Yeah I figured that, you can give a turd a title, but it’s still a turd.
Megan: You're right Miss Nash.
Karlie: Naturally. Anything else.
Megan: No Miss Nash.
Karlie: Then you're dismissed.
Megan: Yes Miss Nash.
Not a very good start for you huh Void, your first segment as champion and people changed the channel, the Action Wrestling viewer already think you suck, not a good look for a champion, if the viewing audience can’t be bothered to watch your segment, I hope CBS and Paramount took notice. But knowing those suit dummies they probably didn’t. Void how does it feel to know you won the cruiserhavoc and the only person people are still talking about is me.
Karlie stands up from her desk.
I’ll get back to you later, if I have the time.
Karlie is sitting with Tracy.
Tracy: This is your chance, Karlie, you're in the main event of the season premier of Cruiserclash.
Karlie: You think I’m not aware of that, I’m sure by now Void has stopped hanging out with the Children of The Corn and is trying to figure out why he's in the main event of Cruiserclash.
Tracy: He’s the cruiserweight champion.
Karlie: Don’t remind me, but let’s be honest Teo and I can main event cruiserclash anywhere in the world by ourselves, we honestly don’t need a third wheel like Void, champion or not.
Tracy: I agree with you, Teo Blaze and Karlie Nash is a ratings draw, and to quote your dad’s friend Mickey Rorton, Void couldn’t draw flies to a pile of shit.
Karlie: Sounds about right.
Tracy: Yes, I’ve said this before, everyone knows how great you are despite the odds constantly stacked against you. You proved that at Cruiserhavoc no matter the outcome the world knows you're better than Teo Blaze and you're better than Void. Now go to Cruiserclash and prove it.
Tracy gets up and leaves, Karlie sits before a bit then leaves.
Karlie is somewhere in the Minnesota Wild, she sits and stokes her campfire.
Teo our careers on Cruiserclash seem to the forever intertwined, forever rivals I guess, I know you the type of guy that holds no grudge from Cruiserhavoc, But I also know you will bust your ass to be be Cruiserweight champion, and I can say this Teo, your one of the rare people I respect, and you and I can main event any cruiserweight clash anywhere in the world and we don’t need someone like to Void to do it, but he does have what we both want, the cruiserweight title, I no you will never admit it, but you know Void is undeserving to be cruiserweight champion, and you want to beat him as much as I do, to give cruiserclash a champion it deserves.
Karlie tosses more wood on the fire.
Void at Awards clash I said I have no respect for you and never will, yes your cruiserweight champion but deep down you know the fans don’t give a shit your champion, and I'm sure CBS has reviewed the numbers from Awards clash and realized no one watched your segment and they’re already questioning you a cruiserweight champion, me they know I draw viewers, I sell tickets, no one buys a ticket to see you wrestle, Teo and I we’re two of the pillars Cruiserclash was built on, your just some guy on the roster who happens to be champion, easily forgettable, easily forgotten, irrelevant.
Karlie smirks into the camera.
Void, After I beat you at Cruiserclash you’ll wish you were back riding Sara Pettis’s coattails, where you belong.
Karlie whittles on a piece of wood as the screen fades.
Megan: Miss Nash I have the number you have been asking for.
Karlie: Tell me.
Megan: Well you trended number one for Cruiserhavoc, and your segment last week drew a very high rating. On the other hand the numbers state that the Void segment had the worst rating on the show, numbers show people changed the channel the moment they realized he was on the screen, zero rating for Void.
Karlie: Yeah I figured that, you can give a turd a title, but it’s still a turd.
Megan: You're right Miss Nash.
Karlie: Naturally. Anything else.
Megan: No Miss Nash.
Karlie: Then you're dismissed.
Megan: Yes Miss Nash.
Not a very good start for you huh Void, your first segment as champion and people changed the channel, the Action Wrestling viewer already think you suck, not a good look for a champion, if the viewing audience can’t be bothered to watch your segment, I hope CBS and Paramount took notice. But knowing those suit dummies they probably didn’t. Void how does it feel to know you won the cruiserhavoc and the only person people are still talking about is me.
Karlie stands up from her desk.
I’ll get back to you later, if I have the time.
Karlie is sitting with Tracy.
Tracy: This is your chance, Karlie, you're in the main event of the season premier of Cruiserclash.
Karlie: You think I’m not aware of that, I’m sure by now Void has stopped hanging out with the Children of The Corn and is trying to figure out why he's in the main event of Cruiserclash.
Tracy: He’s the cruiserweight champion.
Karlie: Don’t remind me, but let’s be honest Teo and I can main event cruiserclash anywhere in the world by ourselves, we honestly don’t need a third wheel like Void, champion or not.
Tracy: I agree with you, Teo Blaze and Karlie Nash is a ratings draw, and to quote your dad’s friend Mickey Rorton, Void couldn’t draw flies to a pile of shit.
Karlie: Sounds about right.
Tracy: Yes, I’ve said this before, everyone knows how great you are despite the odds constantly stacked against you. You proved that at Cruiserhavoc no matter the outcome the world knows you're better than Teo Blaze and you're better than Void. Now go to Cruiserclash and prove it.
Tracy gets up and leaves, Karlie sits before a bit then leaves.
Karlie is somewhere in the Minnesota Wild, she sits and stokes her campfire.
Teo our careers on Cruiserclash seem to the forever intertwined, forever rivals I guess, I know you the type of guy that holds no grudge from Cruiserhavoc, But I also know you will bust your ass to be be Cruiserweight champion, and I can say this Teo, your one of the rare people I respect, and you and I can main event any cruiserweight clash anywhere in the world and we don’t need someone like to Void to do it, but he does have what we both want, the cruiserweight title, I no you will never admit it, but you know Void is undeserving to be cruiserweight champion, and you want to beat him as much as I do, to give cruiserclash a champion it deserves.
Karlie tosses more wood on the fire.
Void at Awards clash I said I have no respect for you and never will, yes your cruiserweight champion but deep down you know the fans don’t give a shit your champion, and I'm sure CBS has reviewed the numbers from Awards clash and realized no one watched your segment and they’re already questioning you a cruiserweight champion, me they know I draw viewers, I sell tickets, no one buys a ticket to see you wrestle, Teo and I we’re two of the pillars Cruiserclash was built on, your just some guy on the roster who happens to be champion, easily forgettable, easily forgotten, irrelevant.
Karlie smirks into the camera.
Void, After I beat you at Cruiserclash you’ll wish you were back riding Sara Pettis’s coattails, where you belong.
Karlie whittles on a piece of wood as the screen fades.