Who Enters Last In CruiserHavoc IV
Karlie Nash vs. Roddy Zalez
Knuckle Up by Snowgoons blasts in the arena as Karlie steps on the stage with her back to the crowd.
Ethan Miller: Introducing first from Grand Marais, MN, weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds…The Premier Athlete…Karlie…NASH!
Jimmy Garcia: Tonight, two of CruiserClash’s top talent will compete one-on-one for that final spot in CruiserHavoc.Katta Pult: Last year that spot was held by Sierra Silver. She won a match not dissimilar to this one.Jimmy Garcia: You would think holding that last entrant position would give you a good shot of winning, but Sierra did NOT end up the winner.Katta Pult: One could argue she wasn’t even close.Jimmy Garcia: Nevertheless, these two have some history, and they’ll be looking to once again go to battle tonight.Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, she climbs the ropes from the outside, and give a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner
The lights in the arena turn dark to allow "Happy Endings" by Mike Shinoda ft. iann dior and UPSAHL to play on the PA. A single spotlight shines on the stage to showcase Roddy Zalez with his arms spread. His vest is open to showcase how physiqued he is and the smirk on his face does little to ingratiate himself with the fans. Their reaction is a pretty heavy set of boos.
Behind him stands Kitsumi and Doc Knockem, neither dressed to compete. Around Roddy’s waist is one half of the ACTUAL Cruiserweight Tag Team Title whilst Kitsumi has the other half around her own waist. Doc holds the REPLICA Cruiserweight Title up in the air as the trio start their way down the aisle.
Jimmy Garcia: This CruiserHavoc will be the Havoc debuts for both Roddy and Kitsumi.Katta Pult: Think they’ll allow Doc to compete?Jimmy Garcia: At this point I don’t think it’s going to make a difference. The chances of him being at ringside are a pretty damn high guarantee.Katta Pult: What is Karlie doing…?Karlie is seen whispering something to Ethan in the ring. After a bit, he nods.
As the trio reach ringside, Ethan Miller interrupts before they can get much further than ringside.
Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that Torture has AGREED…to Karlie’s demands.
Roddy loses his smirk. Kitsumi’s smile starts to slowly fade.
Doc just stands there looking big.
Ethan Miller: Due to the absence of Karlie’s usual entourage, Torture has…BANNED…Kitsumi and Doc Knockem from ringside!
Roddy yells out an audible “what?!”
Jimmy Garcia: Hell yeah! Good on ya boss man!Katta Pult: Certainly a decision made by the boss…Roddy rushes into the ring, starting to argue with Ethan and the ref, attempting for either of them to listen.
Jimmy Garcia: Roddy trying to give his case here, but there’s no case to give!Katta Pult: Even Roddy has to listen to the boss.A gaggle of referees come out to get Doc and Kitsumi away from ringside. Doc looks pissed whilst Kitsumi’s smile has turned sadistic.
Karlie is tired of stalling, so she goes for Roddy. He grabs Ethan by the tie, forcing him in front and protecting himself from Karlie.
Karlie resists the punch. Instead, Roddy takes off his championship, pushing Ethan out of the way and blasting Karlie in the face with it!
The impact forces Karlie back, sending her out of the ring through the top and middle ropes. She hits the floor, holding her head close. Roddy throws his title towards Ethan, who finally leaves the ring, all whilst the crowd starts to boo him even harder.
Roddy starts to go for her, but the ref keeps him back. While the ref in the ring is focused on Roddy, Karlie reaches her feet, holding her head from the impact and looking none too pleased.
Who reaction is subdued a bit when Doc storms past the other referees behind her and NAILS HER in the back of the head an elbow!
The refs focus on Doc, using what power they have to get him back. Kitsumi quickly dumps Karlie into the ring before joining her tall compatriot as they are forced out of the arena.
Roddy backs away, allowing the ref to check on Karlie. She reaches her knees, but nods to the ref.
Hesitantly, he turns around and calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Karlie takes a few steps forward, but Roddy cuts her off with a superkick to the knee. Again, she hits her knees, giving Roddy perfect space to hit the ropes hits a knee to her bent over face!
Karlie is sent flying back to the mat. Roddy quickly hooks a leg.
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KICKOUT
Roddy shakes his head, his smirk still present. He grabs Karlie by the hair, pulling her to her feet. He grabs her chin, holding it tight and starting to spew insults at her.
Karlie gets out of it and gives him a hefty slap to the cheek!
Roddy spins around, allowing Karlie to hook Roddy from behind. She goes for a German Suplex, but Roddy spins around, landing on his feet!
With Karlie on the mat, Roddy rushes to the opposite ropes. On the rebound, he does a cannonball to a seated Karlie, taking her to the mat!
Jimmy Garcia: That was a Rolling Kitsumi!Katta Pult: Taking after his ally it seems.Roddy hooks a leg from where he landed.
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KICKOUT
Roddy gets his feet, noticing Karlie on her stomach. Roddy exits the ring, going to the apron.
He grips the top rope and springs over, falling to the mat with knee to the back of her Karlie’s head!
The Young Dynasty flips Nash over and hooks a leg.
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KICKOUT
Roddy starts to scream in frustration! He slaps the mat a few times as well.
He looks towards the top rope, nodding his head a couple times.
He heads to the apron before beginning the climb. Once he is on the top rope, he calls for his opponent to rise.
Karlie steadily reaches her feet, holding her head in clear pain. Roddy resets himself and dives—
—RIGHT INTO A HUGE CLOTHESLINE IN MID-AIR! Roddy is sent flipping inside out, landing damn near on his face!
Katta Pult: Well good god his head just flew into the fifth row!Jimmy Garcia: Karlie with enough consciousness to hit that lariat!Karlie stumbles towards the ropes. She grips the top rope for a few moments before stumbling back to Roddy. She grips his tights, using them to help get him to his feet.
Once Roddy is up and bending over, Karlie puts him in between her thighs. She underhooks both arms and nods her head gingerly.
Karlie goes to lift Roddy up—
Jimmy Garcia: Upper Body Injur—Katta Pult: Wait a second!Roddy gets his arms loose, hitting her with a double leg takedown. He leans forward, cinching a pin.
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Roddy quickly puts BOTH of his feet on the second rope!
Jimmy Garcia: Ref look up!2
Jimmy Garcia: Are you fucking kidding me?3!
DING DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: He did it again!Katta Pult: Wow!Jimmy Garcia: He found a way again!Ethan Miller: The winner of the match, and the FINAL entrant in CruiserHavoc…The Young Dynasty…RODDY…ZALEZ!
Roddy rolls out of the ring. He starts to crawl towards the timekeeper.
However, he looks up and notices Torture approaching. He’s holding the other half of the Cruiserweight Tag Title!
Jimmy Garcia: But wait! There’s Torture with the Cruiserweight Tag Title!Katta Pult: He must have swiped it off of Kitsumi backstage!Roddy starts to crawl towards his championship, but Torture beats him to it! Torture put the other half of the tag titles on his empty shoulder before beginning to exit.
Roddy looks over and screams, trying to crawl after Torture in his hurt state.
Jimmy Garcia: There we go! And now he’s got NO titles!Katta Pult: He was a champion officially for 8 days.Before Roddy can get too far, Karlie meets him halfway. She grabs him by the back of the head, throwing him onto the announce table.
Katta Pult: Ah but Karlie isn’t done!Jimmy Garcia: She just saw the replay and she’s as pissed as I am!Karlie starts sending right hands into Roddy’s face a couple times. Eventually, she joins him up on the table.
Jimmy Garcia: I’m being told we’re outta time! Karlie’s beating up Roddy! Roddy’s got the final spot in the CruiserHavoc! I’m Jimmy Garcia!Karlie lifts Roddy up, getting him in between her legs and hooking his arms.
Katta Pult: I’m Katta Pult!Jimmy Garcia: And holy shit—!Karlie lifts Roddy up, hitting an UPPER BODY INJURY THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Jimmy Garcia: We’ll see ya’ next time!The broadcast fades away as Karlie and Roddy are laid out in the aftermath of their destruction.