Post by Cassidy Adler on Dec 3, 2021 10:16:41 GMT -5
“Hey Aphriya, how you doin'?
“Ya know, I realized we don’t just have a last name in common.
“We both got pretty faces, though it’s a shame I’m gonna have to cave yours in at Turmoil, huh? If I were one of the simps you’re probably used to dealing with, they’d probably go all sadboi at the thought of having to do that, but luckily, I’m used to slapping a bitch down into her place, which is on her knees, head at cock level.
“Normally, I’d play pretend and act like I give a fuck about you and would even consider taking you out on a date before hitting and quitting, but if I’m being real with you? That shit just ain’t gonna cut in anymore, because this is getting dull.
“Every single one of you fuckin’ Cruiserweight shmucks have the same recycled gimmick. The only difference between you and Alex Scott is that you’re a woman and he’s ugly. The only difference between you and Tsukiko is that she's asian and you’re unseasoned vanilla.
“Was that a joke about your drone-like personality, or the fact that you look like every frat girl I ever left broken-hearted?
“The real answer? both. You’re cookie-cutter as fuck, thanking the fans after every match with a speech of gratitude that you have written on the back of your hand. And your heart? Man, after not letting you touch this gold that would validate all the effort you’ve put into cultivating this good-girl image? Man, you’ll probably make Lissie look emotionally stable while you’re groveling at my feet, trying to pick up the pieces of whatever reputation you think you’ve created.
“Because that’s what this is, right? Fake it till you make it. Puff out your chest and talk about all your experience, how hard you’re working, how much this means to you, how it’ll be your biggest achievement to put down the dastardly man who brings shame to a name you’re proud to have.
“And then you get in that ring and realize Big John can’t save you, just like the other chumps who’ve refereed have had to watch me butcher my way through this entire sideshow for kicks and giggles. I’ve gone up against supposed prodigies, warriors with their spirits all fired up, ready to give the big bad villain his comeuppance… and what do you know?
“They get fuckin’ smacked.
“Everyone’s gotta plan until Cassidy Adler shreds them verbally, breaks them mentally and dominates them physically.
“After we’re done, babe? All that innocence, all that excitement you have to be giving it your all? It’ll turn to indifference. Apathy, even, when you realize that no, your best isn’t good enough and that no, nobody gives a fuck about your dreams or what you stand for.
“Because they’re here for me, sweetie.
“They always have been.
“You? You fill a void that needs to be filled, and you’ll do it well. Not because you need any particular qualities about you. Nothing special, that would be giving you too much credit. Nah, you just need to have a body and a will to get into the ring against the guy that everyone hates.
“Every villain needs someone to try defeat him, right? That’s why you see the revolving door of cast members who show up for an episode, get punked by me, and then never show their face again. Some are recurring, like Tsukiko, but the formula never changes.
“Because why fix what isn’t broken?
“Cassidy Adler as your champ isn’t just great for business, it’s fuckin’ legendary. And this is just the test run before they let me fly to the motherfuckin’ moon with that World Title strapped around my schlong.
“Meanwhile, you’re just another episode. Another plot point quickly tossed away for another, and another, and another. Cycle of life and shit, you feel me? It’s nothin’ personal, cutie.
“For what it’s worth? I might have given you the time of day when I was younger. But now? Nah. I need someone who’ll either give me clout, or has a fuckin’ backbone.
“And you’re neither of those things.
“And yeah, I’m a fuckin’ clout chaser. You’d be stupid not to be, but you wouldn’t get it. After all, there’s a reason you’re challenging for MY belt, on MY show. Levels, babe. There’s more to this than you’d ever care to understand.
“But hey, at least we get to make it a big one, huh? The final pay-per-view of the year, and you get to be on the card with a bonafide megastar in a match that I’m sure all these ‘honorable, driven warriors’ would die to be part of so they could show their ‘respect’ for the martial arts and all that bullshit.
“The same respect that’ll be putting on my name after I fold you in Round 1.
“You’ll hate me at first, like they all do… but hey, at least when you lose to me, you’ll get your fuckin’ headline.
“Because there’s no way an empty barrel of a human like you could ever manage it on your own.”