Post by Shane Striker on Nov 17, 2021 15:00:37 GMT -5
Shane Striker
Here we are again, isn't funny that every time we try to get ahead in this world we have two spoiled brats and bitches trying to stop us at every twist, turn and chance they get!? It's the same old story. We hang out in catering, we chill, we live our life, we're doing Team Extreme things, we're vibing and then a spoiled little nasty bitch comes into our lives and she wants to challenge us? Wants to change everything we do? Well, well, well, miss little pretty it's time you get a lesson in what it takes to get ahead in Action Wrestling!
Beefer
You may think your mixed martial arts and your boxing lessons and your crossfit bullshit will help you in the ring, Kat, but you're going to get squashed! Smashed! Thrown around like a baseball in Atlanta. You're going to get it bad, Katherine, I'm going to pick you up, thrown you down and then smash you and devour you and you're finally going to get taken down a peg and you're getting the entire Beef Sausage!
Shane Striker
We are the top of the game, we're the violent haters of the world and you bratty bitch have messed with the wrong crew for the final time. People try to kick us down, they try to shove shit in our face but we're not taking it, not now, not ever! This is Team Extreme's time and we're closing out the year in style when we beat you two spoiled brats!
Beefer
Don't even get me started on that entitled action hero movie star who thinks he's just too good for us, Shane!
Shane Striker
Hahah yeah lets talk about your precious hollywood movie star Sam Kidsgrove who just buddies up right next to the goodie two shoe little bitch Katherine! Sam, you can bring your stunts, your action rolls and your three-take bullshit to the ring cause theres only one take on Clash, and that take is me putting this fist right through your god damn skull because one thing is certain, I'm the real action hero of Action Wrestling, I'm the violent tough guy, I'm the biggest, I'm the best and right here next to me is the fucking baddest!
Beefer
I watched Die Hard and I wish you died in that movie because it was terrible! That movie was trash! I rate it two thumbs down, which is ironic cause I want to take these two thumbs and shove them right UP your ass! You and that bratty bitch are going to get strangled when you get in my area. I hope you're in my personal space, I hope I crush both of you! I'm hungry, I'm starving, and I'm going to feast on the both of you!
Shane Striker
Team Extreme is taking things to another level, it's time we push the bar, we change the game. And we're starting with you two smiling, goodie, spoiled, entitled little bitches! You're going to be made an example for whats things to come when people shove and push on Team Extreme too much! Get ready for the fight of your life, Kat, get ready for a real reboot, Sam, because we're not going anywhere! We're not going away!
Beefer
Yum, yum, yum, let me add some pepper and spice because you're going to get crushed! Get on the plate, you two bitches, it's time for dinner!
RBD steps into frame.
Robby Bigg Dick
You two stupid fucks better be watching your back because I'll be ringside ensuring you two pussy ass mother fuckers play by the rules, our rules, the rules that matter! You think your Championship accolades scare me? You ain't champion of nobody you fucking pussy ass bitch and thats why you're going to get tore the fuck up. That movie was fucking stupid, Sam, that fucking shit annoyed me mad style bro, that fucking shit was fucking stupid. Your acting is fucking pussy ass trash and I hope to god you fucking get out of line, because I'm waiting to hit a mother fucker just like you. Fuck, I hate you, Sam, you piece of shit. Fuck around and find out mother fucker.
RBD busts his knuckles as Striker and Beefer pose for the camera. We fade out.
Here we are again, isn't funny that every time we try to get ahead in this world we have two spoiled brats and bitches trying to stop us at every twist, turn and chance they get!? It's the same old story. We hang out in catering, we chill, we live our life, we're doing Team Extreme things, we're vibing and then a spoiled little nasty bitch comes into our lives and she wants to challenge us? Wants to change everything we do? Well, well, well, miss little pretty it's time you get a lesson in what it takes to get ahead in Action Wrestling!
Beefer
You may think your mixed martial arts and your boxing lessons and your crossfit bullshit will help you in the ring, Kat, but you're going to get squashed! Smashed! Thrown around like a baseball in Atlanta. You're going to get it bad, Katherine, I'm going to pick you up, thrown you down and then smash you and devour you and you're finally going to get taken down a peg and you're getting the entire Beef Sausage!
Shane Striker
We are the top of the game, we're the violent haters of the world and you bratty bitch have messed with the wrong crew for the final time. People try to kick us down, they try to shove shit in our face but we're not taking it, not now, not ever! This is Team Extreme's time and we're closing out the year in style when we beat you two spoiled brats!
Beefer
Don't even get me started on that entitled action hero movie star who thinks he's just too good for us, Shane!
Shane Striker
Hahah yeah lets talk about your precious hollywood movie star Sam Kidsgrove who just buddies up right next to the goodie two shoe little bitch Katherine! Sam, you can bring your stunts, your action rolls and your three-take bullshit to the ring cause theres only one take on Clash, and that take is me putting this fist right through your god damn skull because one thing is certain, I'm the real action hero of Action Wrestling, I'm the violent tough guy, I'm the biggest, I'm the best and right here next to me is the fucking baddest!
Beefer
I watched Die Hard and I wish you died in that movie because it was terrible! That movie was trash! I rate it two thumbs down, which is ironic cause I want to take these two thumbs and shove them right UP your ass! You and that bratty bitch are going to get strangled when you get in my area. I hope you're in my personal space, I hope I crush both of you! I'm hungry, I'm starving, and I'm going to feast on the both of you!
Shane Striker
Team Extreme is taking things to another level, it's time we push the bar, we change the game. And we're starting with you two smiling, goodie, spoiled, entitled little bitches! You're going to be made an example for whats things to come when people shove and push on Team Extreme too much! Get ready for the fight of your life, Kat, get ready for a real reboot, Sam, because we're not going anywhere! We're not going away!
Beefer
Yum, yum, yum, let me add some pepper and spice because you're going to get crushed! Get on the plate, you two bitches, it's time for dinner!
RBD steps into frame.
Robby Bigg Dick
You two stupid fucks better be watching your back because I'll be ringside ensuring you two pussy ass mother fuckers play by the rules, our rules, the rules that matter! You think your Championship accolades scare me? You ain't champion of nobody you fucking pussy ass bitch and thats why you're going to get tore the fuck up. That movie was fucking stupid, Sam, that fucking shit annoyed me mad style bro, that fucking shit was fucking stupid. Your acting is fucking pussy ass trash and I hope to god you fucking get out of line, because I'm waiting to hit a mother fucker just like you. Fuck, I hate you, Sam, you piece of shit. Fuck around and find out mother fucker.
RBD busts his knuckles as Striker and Beefer pose for the camera. We fade out.